00:00Plenty of time.
00:30I've always loved the French.
01:00Dear Balung, Baloon, Balin, Balenciagaga, I'm in a jam and need some help.
01:16Aww.
01:17My wife gets this weird sadness on her birthday just because she is moving further from her
01:24dreams and closer to her death.
01:27I know she's always wanted something of yours, so can you send me the cheapest thing with
01:34your label on it, a scarf, a piece of cloth with a press tag, even just a tag?
01:41Just a tag?
01:42That's crazy.
01:43Oh, it's just one of those American gags nobody gets.
01:49Oh my god.
01:50I've never seen her so happy.
01:55I've never seen her so happy.
02:08I don't care if this costs $88.
02:11Uh, Dad?
02:12I know, I know I have to return it.
02:18I just want to wear it once.
02:22What if you sweat in it?
02:24Trust me to be graceful.
02:26Attention!
02:27Memory book!
02:28No!
02:29Attention!
02:30Memory book!
02:31No!
02:32Attention!
02:33Attention!
02:34Memory book!
02:35No!
02:36Thanks for the dream.
03:03I'll always remember those 30 minutes of feeling just a little special.
03:10This is the saddest thing I've ever heard.
03:13And I grew up in the Soviet Union.
03:15This is exactly the kind of woman I want to reach.
03:18Off we go to the style deprived.
03:33Madame and Monsieur, we are now approaching Springfield.
03:40No, no, please.
03:41This can't be it.
03:42Which Springfield is this?
03:43Land of Lincoln?
03:44I'm sorry, no.
03:45The birthplace of basketball?
03:46No, it's this Springfield.
03:48I must rescue them.
03:57I want the world to see you real people in my show.
04:01So hold on to your chaise lounges.
04:03I'm inviting you all to model my clothes in Paris.
04:08Didn't you hear?
04:11I will fly you all to Paris.
04:13Paris!
04:14Paris!
04:15Never heard of it.
04:18How to reach them?
04:20What does it take?
04:21They are opening a new KFC on the Champs Elysees.
04:25To Paris!
04:28Paris!
04:29Urgh!
04:58What is that horrible noise?
05:03Shh!
05:04We are starting.
05:06Cheap Clancy Wiggle!
05:14Terrible!
05:15Terrible!
05:16Worst model I've ever seen.
05:19I like it.
05:20She likes it?
05:21Then I like it!
05:23Then I like it too!
05:24Then I love it!
05:25More than you are capable of loving anything!
05:28I love it!
05:29I love it!
05:30I love it!
05:31Olé!
05:32Olé!
05:33Olé!
05:34Olé!
05:35Olé!
05:36Olé!
05:37Olé!
05:38Olé!
05:40Mon Cislac!
05:44Martholomew Simpson!
05:50No, Bart!
05:51No, no, no!
05:53Do you think that offends us?
05:57This is France!
05:58Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
06:01Fatty and Selma Bouvier!
06:08Oh!
06:10Julio and Skinner's mother!
06:14Julio and Skinner's mother!
06:17Walk a runway?
06:18It's so superficial!
06:19Ugh!
06:20Just this once!
06:21For research!
06:25Wheeee!
06:26Lisa Simpson!
06:28The baby!
06:30You can choose your own outfit!
06:32But quickly, please!
06:34No...
06:35Yes...
06:36No...
06:37Yes...
06:38No...
06:39Oh, why the hell not?
06:41Whelan and Smithers!
06:48The twins!
06:49Sherry and Terry!
06:55Where is the model?
06:56We're running out of measuring tape!
06:59Skit!
07:00Exit!
07:01I'm eating fries here!
07:06Come on, have a thought!
07:08Skit, go ahead!
07:09Holy crap!
07:12I'm beautiful!
07:18Ouch!
07:19Oh!
07:20Predictable!
07:21May I have a translator?
07:24Now I think...
07:25Now I think...
07:26From my own personal experience...
07:28From my own personal experience?
07:31You're gonna love this next model!
07:33You are going to love this next model!
07:36Honey, you're on!
07:37You're on!
07:38Honey!
07:39You're on!
07:50March!
07:51March!
07:52March!
07:53March!
07:54March!
07:55Bravo!
07:56Bravo!
07:58March to memory!
08:00Record this!
08:01March!
08:02Oh my god!
08:03Thank you!
08:04March!
08:05I owe it all to you!
08:06Is there anything else Paris can do for you?
08:09You name it!
08:10What?
08:11I've always heard how great a French kiss is, but I've never actually had one!
08:18A what?
08:19Okay, first of all you have to make sure your mouth is open!
08:21Right?
08:22Right?
08:23Really?
08:24Your breath is good!
08:25No kidding!
08:26Very good!
08:27Okay!
08:28Got it!
08:29Okay, so open your mouth!
08:30Oh, okay!
08:31Yeah!
08:32Very important!
08:33Repeat that please!
08:34Right!
08:35Counterclockwise?
08:36Just do it!
08:37You got it!
08:38The most amazing birthday any woman's ever had!
08:53All that's missing is someone to sing to me in French!
08:57Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough!
09:15So magical!
09:16When's the next fashion week?
09:18Darling, this is Paris.
09:20Every minute is fashion week!
09:21It's a new reflection of people!
09:24TACO BLUE!
09:25I can't believe it!
09:27Oh my God!
09:33Close your mouth or die!
09:35Not at a hundred dollars a bottle.
09:55Oh my God!
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