00:00No ice cream? No anything?
00:04Is this a home or a prison? Huh?
00:07I'm sensing suspicious activity. Do I need to remind you of the rule?
00:12A hug!
00:16My little girl!
00:20You can let go now!
00:21Oww!
00:23Oww!
00:24Mmmmm!
00:26Moi moi!
00:28What are you doing back there?
00:31Nothing! Sorry!
00:33You love your dad so much, huh?
00:35Definitely!
00:39Just studying for my geography class!
00:43I smell chocolate! Not on my watch!
00:46Aha! I knew it!
00:48No way, Jose! Drop it!
00:51Oh no!
00:53I'm so disappointed in you!
00:56Ugh! Are we really serious about this rule?
01:00Never been more serious! This belongs in the trash!
01:05And score!
01:10I'm watching you!
01:11Ugh! This is getting serious!
01:14I'm craving sugar! I've gotta get out of this house!
01:18Ugh! The rules are getting so strict! I can't take it anymore!
01:26Huh?
01:26And the crowd goes wild as dad clears the trash!
01:32Every trash duty is an opportunity to train for the NBA!
01:36Okay! This one's for the championship!
01:40Dad Jordan in the zone!
01:43And I soar!
01:44Witness greatness!
01:47Ouch! Hey!
01:48Oops!
01:49Oops! So rude!
01:51Um…
01:52Oh! I was just, uh… helping the team, coach!
01:55Yeah!
01:56Yeah!
01:56All right! That's my girl!
01:59Woohoo!
01:59Woohoo!
02:00Phew! Ugh!
02:01That's it! I'm moving to grandma's place!
02:05No snacks allowed!
02:06Nnnnnnngh!
02:09Wait! I know what to do!
02:11I'll always win, dad!
02:14Snack inspection!
02:16Who's that?
02:17And that's how you solve this!
02:21Hey, dad! My classmate!
02:24Hi… Okay, I'll leave you two to it!
02:27This feels sus!
02:29Huh? What in the world?
02:31My eyes! That better be CPR!
02:34Mmm… Yum! Yum!
02:37Yum! Tastes so good!
02:38No! No! Unsee! Unsee!
02:43Uh-oh!
02:46What? Huh?
02:47No! Wake up! Please!
02:50Oh no! What have I done?
02:52Don't leave me! Open your eyes!
02:54This is all too much! I just… I just wanted to scare him!
02:59Heee! My plan worked!
03:02Great teamwork, dummy!
03:04I can enjoy my chocolate in peace!
03:07You tricked me!
03:08Can't believe I fell for this!
03:10Never again!
03:16He always catches me!
03:19And that's how it's done!
03:21Snack time!
03:25Huh?
03:26I'm gonna have some me time!
03:27I'm gonna have some me time!
03:27Huh?
03:29Whoa!
03:32What?
03:33Nuh-uh! Can't allow this!
03:36Ouch! My head!
03:38Huh? I'll take another!
03:41And I'll take the whole package!
03:43Oh!
03:44We've been over this!
03:45Clean first! Snack later!
03:48All your toys go in here!
03:50Ugh! Fine! Clean, clean, clean!
03:53That's all I ever do!
03:56Happy!
03:57More toys over here!
04:00AHHHHH!
04:02What new?
04:03A spider! A giant spider!
04:06That thing has eight legs too many!
04:08Call the best control now!
04:11Really?
04:12Okay, I'll get it for you!
04:14Over there!
04:15You! Go away!
04:19After all this time, my Spidey-sense didn't see this coming!
04:25Wait! Not you!
04:27Yay! Besties again!
04:29I'll stay!
04:30Phew!
04:30You! Get out of here!
04:33Huh?
04:34It's leaving!
04:35You're the Spider Whisperer!
04:37My little hero, graver than the Avengers!
04:40Guess I deserve a candy!
04:42Nope! There's still work to do!
04:46Ugh!
04:47As you wish!
04:48Wait a second!
04:49I have an idea!
04:51You brought this upon yourself, Dad!
04:54It's payback time!
04:56Meet Websy and Legs!
04:58They'll fight for my candy rice!
05:02No time to rest!
05:03You're not done yet!
05:06Wait!
05:07Are those…
05:08Spiders?!
05:10I think they're moving!
05:11Run!
05:12Gladly!
05:13Ahhhh!
05:15The door!
05:17He had it coming!
05:18Time to feast!
05:20Mmm!
05:21Fear never tasted so sweet!
05:23The coast is clear for more snacks!
05:26Mmm!
05:27Yum!
05:28This is my breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
05:31But wait!
05:32I'll play the mad scientist for a minute!
05:34This kitchen is now my laboratory!
05:39Come on!
05:40Anytime now!
05:41Uh-huh!
05:44Huh?
05:44Where's the big kaboom?
05:45Maybe my calculations were off!
05:49Brace yourselves, everyone!
05:51Let's inject some chaos!
05:56It's like fireworks!
05:59Huh?
06:00What the?
06:02Oh, I'm scared to look…
06:04Oh boy!
06:05I'm not trained for this kind of disaster!
06:08You're sticky head to toe!
06:10Huh?
06:10Huh?
06:11Hey!
06:11Wipe off the science experiment!
06:14Okay!
06:14I'm on it!
06:16Stop right there!
06:18Let me take those…
06:20Go!
06:21Whatever!
06:22You win!
06:23For now!
06:24Good!
06:26Who needs the ocean when you've got a tub?
06:29Whew!
06:31Pool party for one?
06:32Don't mind if I do!
06:34And all parties need great catering!
06:36Am I right?
06:39Mmm!
06:40Good thing I came prepared!
06:43Oh!
06:44You're wondering how I did this?
06:47I'll show you!
06:48Whatever!
06:49You win!
06:50For now!
06:52I don't give up so easily!
06:54Dad should've learned that by now!
06:57My plans are getting better and better!
06:59Wouldn't you agree?
07:01Prep in the best buffet ever!
07:03Strategic snack placement isn't art!
07:08Oh!
07:08Pen and bowl into sweetness!
07:11Ugh!
07:12Today's not beach day!
07:14Ugh!
07:15Just go!
07:16Aye aye, Captain!
07:19So, yep!
07:20I'm a genius!
07:22Mmm!
07:22It'll be our secret!
07:26My art project's gonna be legendary!
07:29Almost done!
07:32Ugh!
07:32I take all that back!
07:34This looks nothing like I imagined!
07:37Huh?
07:37I feel like somebody's watching!
07:40Huh?
07:43Sweetie, it's me!
07:44Huh?
07:47Calm down!
07:48I'm sorry I scared you!
07:50Ouch!
07:52I got it!
07:53That must've hurt!
07:54I might need back up here, Daddy!
07:58Please!
07:59Please!
07:59Okay, okay, I got you!
08:02First, I gotta get the art station ready!
08:04You're full of surprises!
08:07Now, let your crafting training begin!
08:11From now on, you shall address me as Professor Papercut!
08:17Are you for real?
08:18You want greatness?
08:20Uh-huh!
08:22Follow my lead and no paper shall be wasted!
08:26Yes, sir!
08:26I'm listening!
08:28This!
08:29Are you kidding me?!
08:30No!
08:31Awful!
08:31Try again!
08:32Oh, okay!
08:34Perfection or nothing is the motto!
08:36Ooh!
08:37I could use a candy!
08:39No!
08:41How many times do I have to tell you?!
08:46Every delicious thing is banned!
08:49Get back to work!
08:51You don't need to be so harsh!
08:56Measure twice!
08:57Cut once!
08:58I don't need this help anymore!
09:01I've got a better idea!
09:04Right, Dad!
09:05You gotta…
09:06Sure!
09:07Yeah!
09:09Yum!
09:11So good!
09:12What's going on?
09:14Otis!
09:15It's the glue stick!
09:16Uh-huh!
09:16Huh!
09:16Okay!
09:17Where were we?
09:19Phew!
09:21Huh?
09:22Just a little bite!
09:24Whoa!
09:25You're so busted, Professor Hypocrite!
09:27Oh no!
09:28But this was strictly for stress management!
09:32When the rule maker becomes the rule breaker!
09:34Call this poetic justice!
09:38Hey!
09:38Hmm!
09:40It's gonna be a long day!
09:43Now that's a sight for sore eyes!
09:45Ooh, it's hot in here!
09:47Rawr!
09:49You're my sweet treat!
09:50Get over here!
09:52Your wish is my command!
09:54Close, sir!
09:55I've got something waiting for you!
09:57Oh-ho-ho-ho!
09:59I'm all yours!
10:00Woo-hoo!
10:03This is so satisfying!
10:06Mom!
10:07Dad!
10:07I'm leaving!
10:09What the?
10:09Ew!
10:12Huh?
10:13When did you get here?
10:15Hang on, sweetie!
10:16We'll be right there with you!
10:18And done!
10:20You caught us in the ass!
10:22Of folding laundry!
10:24Phew!
10:25Good to know!
10:27Time for my kind of sweet!
10:30Blech!
10:31What?
10:32Don't even think about it!
10:33Sweet tooth?
10:34More like sneaky tooth!
10:38Oh, come on!
10:39I'm not eating anything!
10:41What a relief!
10:42Now go!
10:44Of course I'm not gonna waste my candy bracelets!
10:48I know how to hide this from them!
10:50Think of these as school tie charms!
10:53My tie will be the sweetest looking one ever!
10:55And tasty!
11:00Bye!
11:01Bye!
11:02Have a great day!
11:03I will!
11:06Finally!
11:08I've been waiting for this moment!
11:12Whoa!
11:13I should try that too!
11:18What was she thinking?
11:21Weirdo!
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