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00:00:00Oh, no, dude, what happened to the crops? I don't know dude. They were good last night. I

00:00:08TJ

00:00:09How long did you leave the hose on last night? Huh?

00:00:14till like

00:00:16Now

00:00:18Don't squirt me

00:00:20This is serious

00:00:22All right

00:00:23Once those girls find out that you've murdered a crop they're gonna leave us

00:00:28You think nah now you don't know I'm like I do they'll stick with us through thick and thin

00:00:39We'd heard about your crop failure get it we'd heard

00:00:47Bad news travels fast

00:00:49Morning Trixie Dixie

00:00:52Jesus you guys look great in those short short shorts

00:00:55Do not let him sweet-talk you again always with the posing. What's up with that?

00:01:01But we are super cuties everyone says so

00:01:06I think so too. Will you do something for me? Honey, just try this right put your luggage down

00:01:10Okay, right come here. So get closer. Don't be afraid to touch all right, and then

00:01:15kind of put your chest out like this and then your lips like this and this with the

00:01:19They get it they get it you can stop

00:01:22I'm very sorry about that. It's just when you guys get together. You're really hot really hot

00:01:27Well, we're very very sorry for your loss really. We are right

00:01:32But we are so out of here

00:01:35Where will you go?

00:01:37We'll take care of you

00:01:39My dad's a lawyer in Encino and her dad is a gynecologist in woodwind hills remember

00:01:44So I guess we'll just go home and get checkups

00:01:49What don't everybody look at me like I'm weird

00:01:53Benji TJ

00:01:55You're both really sweet guys, but you're not living up to your potential. So no we are off like a prom dress

00:02:04Good luck. Um, right if you make money. Oh, and I hope you don't mind, but I took the last of your shake and um

00:02:10this whole thing

00:02:12Dixie what about the movies

00:02:15See told you it's day. This is all your fault. All right now. We have no weed no crop

00:02:22No girls at least this day can't get any worse, right?

00:02:25Good day

00:02:27I have my two invisible informants who just told me that you're out of the pot business. Just got off the phone with your aunt ethel

00:02:34She told me she's going to be back from florida on the 31st and she wants you out of the house

00:02:39Before she gets home 30 days 30 days

00:02:46A problem is an opportunity in disguise. You can do it. I believe in you

00:02:51See buddy baking really relaxes and baking these really does a trick see you want one

00:03:12Yeah

00:03:14Don't do it nice

00:03:20Cool moves dude

00:03:22Uncle pho has some

00:03:25Uncle pho has some

00:03:26Uncle pho has some

00:03:39Uncle pho is way bad man. You don't have any nonfat?

00:03:44We have some powdered milk

00:03:57Jesus

00:03:58I'm sorry

00:03:58Just do that one

00:03:59Just put

00:04:05Hey

00:04:07Oh no those aren't um

00:04:08I know what they are

00:04:10They need milk

00:04:24Great gangina

00:04:25All you guys need is a fresh start a new idea back in 1903

00:04:31There were two brothers who rent a bicycle shop and they took parts of bicycles right brothers

00:04:37Exactly

00:04:39Then not too long ago in the 30s there was a guy who had a pharmacy store who had a flair for mixing carbonation and cocaine

00:04:46Right caramel colored carbonated

00:04:49Cola drinks

00:04:50Exactly

00:04:52Then not too long ago

00:04:53Two guys got together in a garage put their hands together and came up

00:04:58You talking Wozniak and Jobs inventing apple or the two speed freaks who got busted on stratham for starting a meth lab

00:05:06No Wozniak and Jobs

00:05:08We don't even have a garage

00:05:09I mean we just have a have a two car covered carport

00:05:13Okay, do you understand the truth of what I'm saying?

00:05:16That's the truth

00:05:19Of the truth

00:05:23I'm leaving

00:05:28From it we experienced a visitation

00:05:47From the ganja goddess

00:05:50And now we're going to start a bikini modeling academy and change the lives and the bikinis of everyone we touch

00:05:58And uncle seymour's going to get government money for the students

00:06:03Hi

00:06:04Hi

00:06:04Bikini modeling isn't just a job

00:06:08It's a way of life

00:06:10And it's a state of mind

00:06:12We

00:06:13Ask

00:06:14BMA

00:06:16Bikini model academy

00:06:18Believe that any girl

00:06:20Or woman

00:06:21Or woman

00:06:21Can find and

00:06:23Maintain

00:06:24Maintain

00:06:24Their inner beauty

00:06:27And

00:06:29We

00:06:29Show you

00:06:31How

00:06:32Financial aid is available

00:06:33For those who can't apply

00:06:35All right

00:06:37Welcome

00:06:38Maybe someday

00:06:39We'll go all the way

00:06:41To

00:06:41BMA

00:06:42Bangorang

00:06:46Bitch

00:06:46That's the

00:06:47That's good

00:06:47Then we're good

00:06:48You look good

00:06:49You're kind of natural at that

00:06:51Like a brando

00:06:53A young brando

00:06:55Congratulations

00:06:57Now you have a website

00:06:58Now you're legit

00:07:00The next thing any successful business needs

00:07:03Is a business plan

00:07:05Okay

00:07:05To have a business plan

00:07:07You need a white board

00:07:09Come on man

00:07:10Come on

00:07:14Good

00:07:15All right

00:07:20Right now

00:07:21You're probably wondering

00:07:23Hey

00:07:23Who's that dickhead in the sports car with Trixie

00:07:27That is the guy that we've hated since we were 12

00:07:30Gordon Randolph

00:07:31Beauregard

00:07:32Staddlemeyer

00:07:33Or as we maliciously taunted him since great school

00:07:36Grubs now

00:07:38That's grubs now

00:07:41You remember that paper route he had

00:07:43And that like recycling thing

00:07:45Well apparently he turned it into a big business

00:07:48In addition to owning arcades and internet cafes

00:07:50A paintball park

00:07:52Oh no

00:07:53He owns a bikini modeling school

00:07:55That bastard stole the idea

00:07:57This supports my theory that he can spy on us since juno 5

00:08:00You cannot let the conspiracy thing go

00:08:02Our idea can still work

00:08:03Oh dude

00:08:06Oh dude

00:08:06He's such an evil menaceous ass wipe

00:08:10That's right fuckers

00:08:12It's me

00:08:13Gordon Randolph

00:08:14Beauregard

00:08:15Staddlemeyer

00:08:16All grown up as you can see

00:08:19Wanna drag

00:08:28You know I'd ask you how it's Trix

00:08:30But as you can see

00:08:33I already know

00:08:48You know I already know about your little futile exercise

00:08:52I can tell you one thing

00:08:54It won't amount to nothing

00:09:01Anyway

00:09:03So long sucker

00:09:09Oh

00:09:10That guy's such a

00:09:12I can't even say it

00:09:14I want to be like him

00:09:14Okay

00:09:15I know

00:09:16I hate him but I want what he has

00:09:17I want him

00:09:19Number one

00:09:20Get girls

00:09:21Number two

00:09:22Get girls

00:09:23Number three

00:09:24Get girls

00:09:26Bikini model academy

00:09:27Help me

00:09:27Bikini model

00:09:28Oh

00:09:28Can I recruit you from my bikini modeling school

00:09:30How about if it's free

00:09:31No

00:09:32No

00:09:32How about if I pay you

00:09:33Right

00:09:33I can do that

00:09:35Bikini model

00:09:36Did you say that you would pay me

00:09:40Yeah

00:09:41To have to be your school

00:09:42Take that

00:09:44For you

00:09:48What kind of school pays girls to become bikini models

00:09:54Uh one that wants to attract students

00:10:01I'm trying to reverse engineer the model okay

00:10:06No we have the students we'll just make it up in volume

00:10:14Watch out

00:10:17TJ will you fix that please

00:10:18There's a shadow on her face

00:10:21I used to be a cheerleader

00:10:22Impressive

00:10:24Impressive

00:10:25Can you do the other leg

00:10:27I can try

00:10:32Nice

00:10:35Okay

00:10:35Hi

00:10:35What's your name

00:10:36Where are you from

00:10:37And if you could just repeat the questions in your answer

00:10:40My name is Sandy

00:10:42And I'm originally from Miami

00:10:44My name is Katherine

00:10:46Idaho

00:10:47Yes

00:10:48Idaho like uh

00:10:50Idaho

00:10:51Idaho

00:10:51Uh-huh

00:10:52Okay

00:10:53Um

00:10:53Idaho

00:10:54Mary Cruz

00:10:55Bye

00:10:56Hey my name's Tarnay

00:10:57What's your name

00:10:58My parents call me Jane

00:11:00My name's Colleen

00:11:02I'm Olga and I'm a Russian spy

00:11:03Sue Ellen and I am from Bakersfield

00:11:07What would you say is your favorite feature

00:11:10Like on my cell phone or like in my car

00:11:12My eyes

00:11:13I love the like the sunroof look

00:11:16It's automatic I don't have to crank it

00:11:18What

00:11:18You smell really good

00:11:28What do you think is your worst feature

00:11:29My thighs

00:11:30Your thighs

00:11:31Yeah

00:11:32Because they so thick they good for kicking somebody's ass

00:11:36Kicking ass and taking the

00:11:37You should not be looking at my body like that

00:11:39That is not professional

00:11:40My nipples

00:11:43That's impressive

00:11:44Bikini models don't have bad features

00:11:46Cool

00:11:47What was the happiest day in your life

00:11:48My daddy brought me a little pink bike with a kitten in it

00:11:52What do your favorite girlfriends say about you behind your back

00:11:55Well my favorite friends are books and I'm pretty sure they don't talk

00:12:00How would I know what they say behind my back if it's behind my back

00:12:03Honestly what brought you out here today

00:12:05You pay me right

00:12:06I have a lot to expose to the world

00:12:09Probably these guys right here

00:12:11My parents always said you know in case getting my phd in neurobiology and double majoring in quantum

00:12:16physics doesn't really pan out that you know you should always have something to fall back on

00:12:19What does the idea the bikini model mean inside you

00:12:26Is this like a trick question?

00:12:27Good luck finding that bikini model inside me

00:12:32Oh don't worry about him he's uh he doesn't really give a fuck

00:12:37You know I'm totally throwing my heart out to him

00:12:43All right well thank you okay we'll call you soon

00:12:44It's hard work

00:12:46Did you hear that?

00:12:46I don't know if I can do it

00:12:47T-Shay this was your idea wanting to shape and mold the girls transform them touch them change their lives

00:12:57That's not a lot hornier what you say

00:13:00And I can see some potential for the touching parts

00:13:03Rise to this occasion all right

00:13:06Take this and bring your big game

00:13:09Really?

00:13:10Big game is that it?

00:13:13Yeah big game is good

00:13:15I'm trying to give you this

00:13:16I'm here I'm giving you Denzel Washington to remember the Titans

00:13:18You you know what okay you know what here here you want to quit

00:13:23You quit all right I knew this was a full of shit idea and I knew you were going to back out

00:13:26No it's not

00:13:28You know some of us were actually counting on this

00:13:31Yes some of us actually thought this could make a big difference in our lives

00:13:36Really?

00:13:37Yes really some of us actually started believing in you

00:13:43Even me

00:13:45What you did?

00:13:47What about now?

00:13:49And some of us don't want to twerk anymore I came all the way up to the valley y'all better make this work

00:13:54Put your skirt down let's go guys bikini models

00:13:59Yeah

00:14:00Yeah

00:14:01Yeah

00:14:02Yeah

00:14:02What

00:14:03BMA?

00:14:04BMA

00:14:05BMA

00:14:12Fly fly I don't know what I've been told

00:14:16I'm singing

00:14:17Very nice

00:14:18Very good, very nice

00:14:19T-reduce

00:14:21Playing

00:14:32You

00:14:32I'm

00:14:33Any

00:14:35Any

00:14:37Any

00:14:39Any

00:14:41Any

00:14:42Any

00:14:43Any

00:14:44Any

00:14:45Any

00:14:46Any

00:14:47Any

00:14:48any

00:14:49How about face?

00:14:53Let's walk.

00:14:55Let's see here.

00:14:57Oh, I've got some split ends, but that's okay.

00:14:59Ooh, LASIK will take care of that.

00:15:02Great, great.

00:15:03Is that a bullet wound?

00:15:04That's okay.

00:15:05Don't even worry about it.

00:15:07Good.

00:15:07How about face?

00:15:09Okay, good.

00:15:11Models looking good.

00:15:12We have some people.

00:15:14Maybe, oh my God.

00:15:14Oh my God.

00:15:16Note to self, get some crab powder.

00:15:18Or spray, possibly minus that seven.

00:15:21Did you say clam chowder?

00:15:24No, no, no, no.

00:15:26Powder, powder, powder.

00:15:27Really?

00:15:27It's okay.

00:15:28Oh my, oh my God.

00:15:30Oh my God.

00:15:31No, no, no, no, no.

00:15:32No, no, no, stop that.

00:15:34Oh my God, it's disgusting.

00:15:36Oh, oh, oh!

00:15:39Give us a second, ladies.

00:15:43So, what's our next move?

00:15:44Obviously, you can see for yourself, we got a school.

00:15:50Okay, and, and together we can and will transform these women from the sad, pathetic, black-luster

00:16:00wannabe specimens you stand before us into, into something exotic, beautiful, luring, and attractive.

00:16:08Ladies?

00:16:11Okay, okay.

00:16:13Nice.

00:16:14A little raised by wolves, but, but, you're cold.

00:16:19It's like 100 degrees.

00:16:19You look crazy, how's it going on?

00:16:24You having a stroke?

00:16:25You having a stroke right now?

00:16:27Okay.

00:16:28Hey.

00:16:29Okay, yeah.

00:16:31Yeah.

00:16:32I like this.

00:16:32This is, this is nice.

00:16:34I like that.

00:16:34Okay, good, good.

00:16:36Hey, how's it going?

00:16:38That's what I thought.

00:16:40That's what I thought.

00:16:41Uh-huh.

00:16:41That's what I thought.

00:16:43Okay.

00:16:44You want it.

00:16:45You want it.

00:16:46Yeah, I can see it.

00:16:47I can see it.

00:16:47You, you don't want it.

00:16:51You don't want it?

00:16:52No.

00:16:55Okay.

00:16:56Okay, like a five.

00:16:58Like a five.

00:16:58Six.

00:16:59Six.

00:17:00Four.

00:17:01It's a four now.

00:17:04What did, what did you guys eat?

00:17:07Kale salad.

00:17:08Oh, I don't want some of that, but I do want some of this.

00:17:11Some of that.

00:17:14Okay.

00:17:14Yeah.

00:17:15Good job.

00:17:16Good job, guys.

00:17:17Okay.

00:17:19Let's, uh, turn around.

00:17:24Yes, yes, no, maybe, yes.

00:17:28Know what that is.

00:17:30Okay.

00:17:31And...

00:17:32Okay.

00:17:36About a face.

00:17:37Yes.

00:17:37I've looked upon the women, and I have determined that we can, and we will transform these ladies

00:17:47into beautiful bikini models.

00:17:49So, you were looking at the new faces of bikini bottle academy.

00:17:56Yeah.

00:17:58Can anyone touch their toes?

00:18:00I can stand on one finger.

00:18:11Oh, wow.

00:18:12That's a clue.

00:18:14We'll work on that.

00:18:15I want to see those stems.

00:18:22Oh, okay.

00:18:23No, no, no, not that.

00:18:24Oh, wow.

00:18:25Oh, wow.

00:18:26Oh, wow.

00:18:27Good job.

00:18:28That felt really good.

00:18:29Everybody in the pool?

00:18:30Oh.

00:18:31All right.

00:18:32Come on, come on, come on.

00:18:33Oh, my God.

00:18:34Oh, my God.

00:18:35Oh, my God.

00:18:36Only thing missing now is the instructor.

00:18:42Good.

00:18:43Hands on the wall.

00:18:44Kick with the other foot.

00:18:45Kick.

00:18:46And kick.

00:18:47Okay.

00:18:48Don't let me jump.

00:18:49Look at me.

00:18:50Very good.

00:18:51Kick.

00:18:52Very nice.

00:18:53Very nice.

00:18:54Come on.

00:18:55Come on.

00:18:56Come on.

00:18:57Come on.

00:18:58Come on.

00:18:59Come on.

00:19:00Come on.

00:19:01Come on.

00:19:02Come on.

00:19:03Come on.

00:19:04Come on.

00:19:05Welcome.

00:19:06Come on.

00:19:07Come on.

00:19:08Up.

00:19:09What?

00:19:10All right, OK, ladies, I want you to walk for us, please.

00:19:40TJ's going to lead this, OK, very good, well done, OK, all right, let's go, come on.

00:20:04As of right now, you're not the upper echelon of bikini models that I've ever seen.

00:20:11But I believe that with TJ's help, I can mold you.

00:20:18I believe in my heart of hearts that I can shape you, that I can transform you into something

00:20:24that you'll be proud of, not just proud of in your hearts and in your body, but also in your mind.

00:20:31I believe in you, rockin' the beat, DJ, play the music.

00:20:36I believe in you.

00:20:37I believe in you.

00:20:38Bring it in, guys, bring it in!

00:20:40Let's go!

00:20:41Hey!

00:20:42DJ, look, it's a damn lawyer's letter.

00:20:55Man, this is gonna happen.

00:20:57From the Internet, Grubbsnout must have figured out that we were due in the school.

00:21:03It's from some law firm representing our arch-nemesis, Grubbsnout.

00:21:07And he sent a lawyer's letter threatening legal actions to shut us down.

00:21:12It also says, uh, do not ignore this letter, but they all say that.

00:21:15Well, that's that.

00:21:17Can I, uh, can I see that, bro?

00:21:20Which we handled in our usual professional manner.

00:21:24Oh, those two punks aren't gonna know what's gonna hit them.

00:21:27I'm so excited.

00:21:30By ignoring it.

00:21:31Yeah.

00:21:32It's gonna go down.

00:21:33It's gonna go down one big time.

00:21:35All right.

00:21:36I'll catch you soon.

00:21:37Bye.

00:21:38Which only made Grubbsnout...snoutier.

00:21:49Benji was really proud of his motivational skills.

00:21:51He really got those girls up and moving.

00:21:54Of course, he had help.

00:22:00But he soon came to realize he was gonna need a little bit of work on his endurance and stamina.

00:22:20Not to mention the spitting up.

00:22:22Oh, dear.

00:22:23So what do you guys think about the plan?

00:22:27Let's just give it some time.

00:22:28I mean, they gave us a chance.

00:22:29Let's give them at least a chance.

00:22:30Yeah.

00:22:31Yeah.

00:22:32Yeah.

00:22:33And besides, we have nothing to worry about.

00:22:34They're paying us.

00:22:35Who is it?

00:22:36It's me, TJ.

00:22:37They want to see you.

00:22:38All of them.

00:22:39Do they have rope?

00:22:40Women can make rope out of anything.

00:22:42I want entanglement.

00:22:43I'm looking for entanglement.

00:22:44I'll take things tied up.

00:22:45I'll take things tied up.

00:22:46Yeah.

00:22:47Yeah.

00:22:48Yeah.

00:22:49Yeah.

00:22:50Yeah.

00:22:51Yeah.

00:22:52Yeah.

00:22:53Yeah.

00:22:54Yeah.

00:22:56Yeah.

00:22:57Yeah.

00:22:58Yeah.

00:22:59Yeah.

00:23:00Yeah.

00:23:01Yeah.

00:23:02Yeah.

00:23:03I'm looking for entanglement, I'll take being tied up, I'd use handcuffs.

00:23:09I bet you would.

00:23:11I like whip.

00:23:14She's a bad girl.

00:23:19With those glasses.

00:23:21He has like the yard section.

00:23:23A naughty boy.

00:23:26What am I going to do?

00:23:28Best thing you can do is follow your heart.

00:23:31Well, right now, my heart is saying I could pop a window and escape.

00:23:39Or just tell the truth.

00:23:42Tell the truth.

00:23:44Okay.

00:23:46Plus, I don't have a key for that window anyway.

00:23:48It doesn't matter.

00:23:50Take a deep breath.

00:23:51You're going to be fine.

00:23:53I love to you.

00:23:55And here we go.

00:23:58Hey, I need to talk to you.

00:23:59You owe us money.

00:24:02Yes, I do.

00:24:05Let's talk.

00:24:06What?

00:24:07Oh.

00:24:08Hey.

00:24:09Hey, what's going on in here, you guys?

00:24:12Benji.

00:24:12There's a party you guys didn't invite me.

00:24:14So, I just have a few words.

00:24:17TJ and I know you all have a lot of questions for us.

00:24:20And you want to voice your opinions.

00:24:21And we will get to that.

00:24:23But first, I had to see if any of you ladies wanted to try one of TJ's delicious brownies.

00:24:31Oh.

00:24:32Mom.

00:24:32TJ personally baked these brownies using all natural, locally homegrown ingredients.

00:24:39And believe you me when I say they are amazing.

00:24:43Yeah.

00:24:45TJ, I know you were saving these for a special occasion.

00:24:48But I feel like this right now is a special occasion.

00:24:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:54So, let's dig in.

00:24:56Come on.

00:24:56Everyone gets a break.

00:24:57Absolutely.

00:24:57Pass them around.

00:24:58Everybody knows that a great bikini model is also an excellent hostess.

00:25:04I mean, I don't taste any figs or fiber wigs, but I don't feel any pains either.

00:25:20Wait.

00:25:21Wait.

00:25:21What did we come here to talk about?

00:25:23Why did I say milk?

00:25:24Oh.

00:25:25Is there any milk to go with this?

00:25:27Yeah.

00:25:29It's milk.

00:25:30Whoa!

00:25:32Milk!

00:25:32All right.

00:25:34Yeah.

00:25:35What do you think?

00:25:35Do you want me to pour it on or just drink it?

00:25:40And this is like the most goals I've ever had in my room.

00:25:43My whole life.

00:25:45At once.

00:25:47Or, or humantically.

00:25:53I was so desperate to get students into our academy that I would have done anything.

00:26:00And you got to admit, paying you guys really was the only way to get you to show up.

00:26:06Not exactly.

00:26:07I mean, I would have shown up anyway.

00:26:13And right now we're all so high.

00:26:16Oh, yeah.

00:26:16It may seem like we don't care.

00:26:20But tomorrow, we might want to do bodily harm to both of you.

00:26:23Yes.

00:26:24Yes.

00:26:25Yes.

00:26:26Yes.

00:26:27Yes.

00:26:28Yes.

00:26:29Yes.

00:26:30Yes.

00:26:31Yes.

00:26:32Yes.

00:26:33Yes.

00:26:34Yes.

00:26:35Yes.

00:26:36Yes.

00:26:37Yes.

00:26:38Yes.

00:26:39Yes.

00:26:40Yes.

00:26:41Yes.

00:26:42Yes.

00:26:43Yes.

00:26:44Yes.

00:26:45Yes.

00:26:46Yes.

00:26:47Yes.

00:26:48Yes.

00:26:49Yes.

00:26:50Yes.

00:26:51Yes.

00:26:52Yes.

00:26:53Um, hello?

00:27:00Come on.

00:27:23Come on.

00:27:31Okay, everybody up.

00:27:33Everybody up.

00:27:35It's right.

00:27:41Whoa!

00:27:42So this is your stay, Mom.

00:27:44Good morning.

00:27:52Morning.

00:27:53Morning.

00:27:58I'm gonna be sick.

00:27:59Watch out.

00:28:00Don't throw up in the pool.

00:28:08You know, I came here to serve papers personally.

00:28:11Make sure you guys are shit down for good.

00:28:14I really do have nothing to worry about.

00:28:17I haven't seen a posse like this since the OK Corral.

00:28:21Whoa.

00:28:22They were all banish, a man with moustaches.

00:28:25Whoa!

00:28:26What?

00:28:27I like it!

00:28:28In fact, I've seen hookers on Van Nuys Boulevard.

00:28:31They're better than you, sorry pieces of shit.

00:28:34Whoa!

00:28:35Are you talking about the hookers under the bridge?

00:28:38Like Sherman Wang?

00:28:40You see?

00:28:41Are you fucking talking shit?

00:28:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:28:43You cannot come in here and say that.

00:28:44Am I right, ladies?

00:28:45No, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:28:46And who the hell are you anyway?

00:28:47I'm Gordon Randolph Beauregard Stalin.

00:28:48What is this?

00:28:49I own the big topic of modeling school and a bunch of other cool stuff.

00:28:50Ooh.

00:28:51Perhaps you've heard of me.

00:28:52We have heard of you.

00:28:53Terrible things.

00:28:54And we don't like you.

00:28:55And your mom will be on Van Nuys Boulevard.

00:28:56And your mom will be on Van Nuys Boulevard.

00:28:57Oh!

00:28:58Oh!

00:28:59Oh, what happened?

00:29:00She can't raise you, bro.

00:29:01We don't like the things you say about us or what you just did to us.

00:29:03And your mom isn't training.

00:29:04No, no, no.

00:29:05No, no, no, no!

00:29:06No, no, no!

00:29:07I will whoop that ass!

00:29:08Go on me, babe!

00:29:09Guys, guys!

00:29:10Guys, guys.

00:29:11What?

00:29:12She's crazy!

00:29:13Whoa.

00:29:14You got this!

00:29:15Guys, guys!

00:29:16Look, a little chance of that happening around here with the likes of you.

00:29:31Even if what?

00:29:34even if you were united what if we were yeah i gotta be honest i might just be trying to bust

00:29:47your guys's balls a little because my dad owns like three states and i'm an heiress which it

00:29:52doesn't matter which three other states that please continue point is i don't need the money

00:29:57then why are you swimming with us i wasn't slumming i just wanted to see if i actually

00:30:03have the nerve to become a successful bikini model and i realized i do have what it takes

00:30:09yeah i have the charm the poise yeah and the bod oh yeah thank god all day so i don't have to do this

00:30:20but seriously that grub snout guy is a real jerk and i'm for anything that's against him

00:30:26oh yeah and i'll even fund some scholarships

00:30:29okay let's do this let's get this guy

00:30:44oh yeah yeah wow putt up or shut up what's that spin for it means if you bring or should i say 4.0 putts

00:30:55it that's it that was really personal coming from a guy who's called me grub snout since i was 12.

00:31:03it's like a social ranking thing listen listen man you have a really huge size brush let it go

00:31:09i've suffered all right we're still suffering believe me too much therapy

00:31:15and yet somehow not enough this valley isn't big enough for the both the three of us

00:31:25so it goes down like this we have a pose down competition

00:31:29like what huh what's he i don't know go on my best against your best

00:31:40our girls against your girls we're mano our money here's the dealio dork dork pork

00:31:50oh we make a list of categories the ultimate test of any bikini model skill set you can bring as many

00:32:01girls as you want i can bring as many girls as i want you got someone impartial to judge if my empire

00:32:10should somehow lose to you uh you can have my big tom mckin modeling school and my awesome paintball part

00:32:24not bad and if we win you'll come around and we'll shoot in the aspect yeah the other part is this

00:32:31if you lose juan you close down and get that ridiculous commercial off the internet see i told

00:32:40you advertising works yeah buzzer fossil face he is a national treasure so like i was saying before i

00:32:51was rudely interrupted one your commercial goes away and two all your girls including plain jane scary

00:33:01mario mario sign exclusive contracts with my school i'll put them in my freaky creepy division

00:33:16and three you have to leave the comfort of tj's aunt's castle and vacate the valley never to return again

00:33:25what what are you what are you gonna banish us who are you lord boldemore more you grouse

00:33:31simply more afraid you appear oh poor old benji don't cry you want some milk

00:33:39you also have to pass random weed pee test for a year what

00:33:43don't you think you can handle that so ladies and gentlemen we have a wager see it right yeah

00:33:56let's do it

00:33:58one two three

00:34:00you know what we're in it to win it

00:34:02at the games begin

00:34:10bye

00:34:11oh you're going down

00:34:14bitches

00:34:23hey stranger hey stranger how are you good yeah you look different oh like good different thanks

00:34:37yeah i've uh the girls have been working out and uh they gave me some style yeah yeah i really missed

00:34:45you yeah well you know i've really missed you wait i'm not did you just say you missed me really

00:34:52yes i said it i've been smoking your favorite things every single day chewbacca yeah oh that's

00:34:59great that's it's great so i uh i heard about this big bet yeah yeah so do you think you guys are

00:35:08gonna win i mean i hope so i mean we haven't even seen the categories or the rules but uh i can't

00:35:16even consider the price of losing you know i i know he's your friend but you know you have to trust

00:35:22that he's gonna be okay without you well you know dixie there's plenty of good schools out here too

00:35:30so you haven't been slipping it in one of your models slipping it in i cannot believe you no

00:35:36no those those girls they're like you know just like my sisters little sisters so what does that

00:35:43make me well definitely not my sister hold my hair hold my hair hold my hair oh i missed you yeah

00:35:57hey what's going on over there oh oh my god i'm sorry he's with me it's okay it's okay

00:36:28so what kind of night before the start of the big competition party is this anyways come on guys

00:36:40i suppose not everybody's as excited as everybody else

00:36:45i get that i mean we don't even know all the categories yet do we no

00:36:51uh i didn't even know there was supposed to be a party you know i thought we were supposed to go

00:36:55to bed and think pretty fast

00:36:59i'm sure the guys have everything under control

00:37:04what's it gonna prove anyways

00:37:07yeah what's it gonna prove anyway it will shut that insensitive jerk up

00:37:11now for that all right but only if we win yes so let's drink to winning yes cheers

00:37:25i have your time to listen to the scene of the crime yeah i think

00:37:37like right now

00:37:45i'm doing it i'm doing it

00:37:49okay i'm getting it

00:37:56let yourself go

00:37:58oh

00:38:06where's that carefree goof who thought he knew enough about higher education to open up a bikini

00:38:11academy and then bet it all against some rival stuck up boy

00:38:19he's in here somewhere

00:38:23right now he's sharing brain space with a guy who's pretty sure he's found his perfect mate

00:38:30but wondering when she's gonna see past all the bravado and fancy talk and

00:38:34realize that it's just a little lost right now

00:38:43it's okay to be honest about how you feel

00:38:47it's a little unnerving and very different from me look

00:38:54my dad is a big and powerful guy today but he wasn't always like that

00:38:58he had to wait a long time for my grandpa to die to get all that money

00:39:07so he wasn't a self-made man no

00:39:12i'm kidding

00:39:14of course he was a self-made man

00:39:17but even self-made men don't know how or where they're going

00:39:22and a lot of them change their mind on the way

00:39:24what they do have is this absolute conviction

00:39:34they go and they get it

00:39:37if this is something that you really want to do then do your very best

00:39:43and just know that the universe is going to meet you halfway

00:39:49can you just kiss me and tell me everything's going to be okay

00:39:51yeah i'll kiss you but swear to me you have some kind of angle on winning this thing

00:40:04can i tell you the plan after we kiss

00:40:21okay so if we just inflate this

00:40:30and manipulate this and provide a few deliberately fabricated pieces

00:40:44great fortunes are made on the backs of scary challenges but significant opportunities

00:40:53what

00:40:53we can't talk to our girls like that man

00:40:56we have to do something

00:40:57i know i know man but a pose down competition really

00:41:00i'm talking about something serious okay

00:41:03uh-huh i'm talking about

00:41:05i'm talking about my girl

00:41:08colleen

00:41:10jeez jeez i mean

00:41:13jeez can you even can you even calendar her i mean do you even really know her

00:41:20what if i got to know her last night a lot

00:41:25tell me how was the uh the all fired up go team uh pre-game sex

00:41:33dude that's that's a personal question and none of your business

00:41:39so i shouldn't say anything bad because she's standing right behind me right

00:41:43exactly and if you really want to know sex is good thoughtful considerate

00:41:50probing curious and very oral you know what uh i'm good it's okay you don't need to tell me

00:41:59anymore i can just you know your friend tj here is very big okay leans to the right a little bit

00:42:06jeez

00:42:07it's my spot in that special way tish here you go i'm gonna go for a walk yep

00:42:12did i say something okay all right here yeah come join us i'm gonna have the image of his penis in

00:42:17my hand enjoy it yeah all right see you guys later sleep on it

00:42:30is he gonna be okay not if we lose this whole world will have to change plus i think he misses his girlfriend

00:42:40what about yours my world or my girlfriend

00:42:45girlfriend well going on last night's head valley say win lose draw my world's already changed

00:42:58well i'm gonna wipe the floor with those two and their little girly plants

00:43:12everything good you're in good good that's what i like to hear man oh all those punks i didn't know what's gonna hit them

00:43:24all right i'll catch you uh later on good to speak bye ciao

00:43:42this isn't money bomb tj this guy he wants to bury us and enslave our girl and he wants to do it really

00:43:50really really bad okay this cat is going to come at us really with something surprising and unexpected

00:43:55so tj the question that we have to ask ourselves is what is it we won't expect

00:44:12what the geniuses here i brought the uh rules and categories

00:44:18what the geniuses here i brought the uh rules and uh categories

00:44:26they're inside i'll tell them you're here they may not want to let you in come on old man open the door

00:44:47hey yo you guys come on man i got the stuff here you stoners you let me in you

00:45:09all right

00:45:24all right

00:45:37Do I have what it takes

00:45:39To go the extra mile

00:45:40The judges will watch

00:45:42And compare my score

00:45:44The winner takes all

00:45:45I hope I'm coming back for more

00:45:47Time for BMA

00:45:49We're going to sashay

00:45:51Strepping up and down the catwalk

00:45:53Every day

00:45:54And maybe someday

00:45:56We'll go all the way

00:45:58Look at the cream

00:45:59I'm ready

00:46:00Ready now and sit down

00:46:02It's alright

00:46:02Come on

00:46:03Come here

00:46:04Wow

00:46:05I see you brought everyone

00:46:13Not in here, idiot

00:46:15Matching t-shirts, too

00:46:17Real cute, guys

00:46:19You know, it's not going to change the outcome

00:46:21Nice

00:46:23What's that?

00:46:25This?

00:46:27Oh, these are the competition events

00:46:28Give us one second

00:46:30Come here

00:46:30Look

00:46:33Okay

00:46:34This has got to be rigged

00:46:37Somehow in his favor

00:46:37Alright

00:46:38He's got the events

00:46:40And we don't

00:46:40Which means right now

00:46:42But

00:46:42He has the advantage

00:46:44I don't suppose

00:46:47You have this in list form

00:46:48Matter of fact, I do

00:46:55Come on

00:47:01Come on, hurry up

00:47:02The list and events

00:47:03Just waiting for my team

00:47:08Yeah, by the way

00:47:12Where is your team anyway?

00:47:13Yeah

00:47:13Oh, my team should be here in any moment

00:47:15He's probably got a school bus

00:47:17Full of them coming up right now

00:47:18Ah

00:47:20Here comes the team bus now, chaps

00:47:23Ah

00:47:25David

00:47:28Oh, what is hell?

00:47:54Goddamn.

00:47:55May I present this year's

00:47:58Big Top Bikini Modeling School's

00:48:00ultimate competitive traveling team.

00:48:04Oh, yeah.

00:48:05This is just one person.

00:48:07This, my friends,

00:48:09is the one, the only,

00:48:12Splendiferous, the Magnificent!

00:48:16Oh, my God.

00:48:18Oh, what's up?

00:48:19Yeah?

00:48:20Oh, my God.

00:48:21Yeah.

00:48:22Oh.

00:48:23Oh.

00:48:25Oh.

00:48:28Oh.

00:48:30Oh.

00:48:31Oh.

00:48:32Oh.

00:48:33Oh.

00:48:34Oh.

00:48:36You might want to wipe that up.

00:48:42It's all right.

00:48:43I'll just stand in it.

00:48:44God.

00:48:45So I know what you saw here, huh?

00:48:47Shock and awe.

00:48:49That was the idea here.

00:48:52You two are obviously pretty shocked and surprised, right?

00:48:55So hey, now I've got the claim forms in the car now.

00:48:59Why don't you just call it a day?

00:49:01Your former girl's going to sign over right now.

00:49:04Hey, little.

00:49:06Show of force?

00:49:07It doesn't intimidate us.

00:49:08I don't know, bro.

00:49:09She's pretty fucking hot.

00:49:10We stand before you unfazed.

00:49:13This is war, my friend.

00:49:15And we're ready to duke it out.

00:49:17Well, don't say I didn't give you a chance.

00:49:22This is your only t-note.

00:49:23Do I need to spell it out for you, dumbass?

00:49:25There's no need for insults here.

00:49:27And we can put up anybody we want against her.

00:49:30Yeah.

00:49:31Yeah.

00:49:32As long as you're wearing one of your quaint little t-shirts.

00:49:35I think your money ball idea may not be that far off the mark.

00:49:40Right?

00:49:41What about the judges?

00:49:43Well, after you met Splendiforous, I didn't think he'd want anyone.

00:49:46Ah, so you didn't arrange a judge.

00:49:47And now you forfeit.

00:49:48Ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:49:49Ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:49:51Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:49:53It's the world famous actress, model, and celebian.

00:49:56Oh, my goddess.

00:49:58That car must have a bigger backseat than I thought.

00:50:02Morgan!

00:50:03Morgan!

00:50:04Fear, child!

00:50:05Star of stage, screen, and TV queen.

00:50:08Hello.

00:50:09But most awesomest in...

00:50:10Dallas!

00:50:11That's woman standing before you, as a classic actress, especially on the series Friends.

00:50:18Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

00:50:32So, someone told me that there are games here today.

00:50:36I hope you've got a lot of coffee.

00:50:37Oh, thank you.

00:50:38Thanks.

00:50:39Oh, you call this coffee?

00:50:40Oh, my God.

00:50:41This is happening.

00:50:42I'm so excited.

00:50:43I could scream.

00:50:44Let's see.

00:50:45For the first one...

00:50:46Ah!

00:50:47Well, this is easy.

00:50:48Um...

00:50:49Height?

00:50:50Weight?

00:50:51Weight?

00:50:52Weight?

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00:51:35Weight?

00:51:36heels hips 36 waist 23 bus 32c sandy

00:51:45you're up

00:51:54for height 6 foot 1 inch

00:51:58go curl

00:52:04rest 36.5 d-flash

00:52:10waist 20 inches

00:52:1235 and one half in

00:52:19So for the first competition

00:52:28It is a tie

00:52:29Two points to each team

00:52:32You want to tell me what the fuck happened?

00:52:35I'll get them on the next one

00:52:37The second competition

00:52:38Walking in high heels

00:52:41And for you folks out there

00:52:44A little warning

00:52:45Don't try this at home

00:52:46It's harder than it looks

00:52:48Oh my god

00:52:56That's amazing

00:53:00That's amazing

00:53:13Not going to happen

00:53:35Sorry

00:53:37So for the balance beam

00:53:45Two points to VMA

00:53:47And zero to Big Top

00:53:52The next one is

00:53:56The backwash competition

00:53:58In which we see

00:53:59Who knows how to properly taste

00:54:01A fine vintage

00:54:03Watch this

00:54:04Alright

00:54:05Go

00:54:06Oh well VMA seems to want to go first

00:54:09Ladies

00:54:10We drink a lot of wine where I'm from

00:54:12Careful

00:54:13Let's go

00:54:14Let's go

00:54:14Fix it

00:54:15Fix it girl

00:54:16Fix it girl

00:54:17Closer closer

00:54:20Feed it up priestie

00:54:26Let's go

00:54:27Classy

00:54:39Class act

00:54:40Let me show you how it's done

00:54:42It's a Mendocino Merlot

00:54:572001

00:54:59And it's a little on the dry side

00:55:01Oh well

00:55:05The judge scores this one

00:55:07Zero for BMA

00:55:09Sorry

00:55:11Two points

00:55:12To Big Top

00:55:13Ladies you gotta watch that wine

00:55:15Well table bussing

00:55:31You may not trust me after the last competition

00:55:39But in my day job I'm a waitress

00:55:42And I'm even better after my first glass of wine

00:55:47We're trusting you at this point okay

00:55:49Listen

00:55:50Do not drop the damn tray

00:55:53But have fun

00:55:54I won't let you guys down

00:55:56You don't go

00:55:56Yeah

00:55:57VSA

00:56:03DSA

00:56:05DSA

00:56:06DSA

00:56:07DSA

00:56:08DSA

00:56:09DSA

00:56:12Wah!

00:56:14Wah!

00:56:15Wah!

00:56:16Wah!

00:56:18Wah!

00:56:19Wah!

00:56:25But push-by balancing act

00:56:27Sandy seems to be somewhat of a professional in this one,

00:56:30but we will split the points one to each team.

00:56:34Come on, we should have got that one!

00:56:35Be fair, Morgan Fairchild, be fair!

00:56:38Sorry, guys. I calls him as I sees him.

00:56:41Next category, or we're going to be here all night.

00:56:44This one is singing, dancing, playing a musical instrument,

00:56:48those sort of normal beauty pageant things.

00:56:50Oh, this is great.

00:56:57Blonde hair, don't care.

00:57:00I'm hot, you're not.

00:57:03BMA is gonna flop.

00:57:05Let's go big time!

00:57:08Go Wildcats!

00:57:22Woo-hoo!

00:57:23Woo-hoo!

00:57:27Yeah, that's awesome.

00:57:29Woo-hoo!

00:57:30I suck on that, you know, bitch.

00:57:47In the traditional beauty talent contest, two points to BMA.

00:57:52Woo-hoo!

00:57:54Woo-hoo!

00:57:55Woo-hoo!

00:57:56Go Wildcats!

00:57:56Otherwise, I always like that chicken.

00:57:58Go Wildcats.

00:57:59This takes us to Olympic Ribbon Twirling.

00:58:04Woo-hoo!

00:58:05Pauline, end this for us.

00:58:09Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it!

00:58:12Okay, girls, stop, stop, stop, stop.

00:58:15I'd play this one at times, okay?

00:58:17One point for each side, and let's just mercifully move on.

00:58:20Next, we have timed chess.

00:58:28Tick-pack.

00:58:31Bad move.

00:58:33Bye-bye.

00:58:37Time.

00:58:37And it looks like we have a stalemate, a draw, one point to each side.

00:58:45Good job, girl.

00:58:47Oh.

00:58:48Oh.

00:58:48The competition is really heating up.

00:58:51This is the can-you-eat-a-full-three-course-dinner event.

00:58:55Eat it for me!

00:58:57And as my Irish aunt used to say, don't fill up on the bread.

00:59:01So, are you ladies ready?

00:59:03Go.

00:59:03Usually, you think that anybody can eat a regular dinner and dessert, but not models.

00:59:09What's that?

00:59:12I don't see anything.

00:59:19Done.

00:59:20Very nice.

00:59:21Very nice.

00:59:22Oh, you have an extra breast.

00:59:25I call foul!

00:59:26Foul!

00:59:31Disqualified!

00:59:31Oh, I'm so sorry.

00:59:34Oops.

00:59:35Oh, don't be a sore loser.

00:59:39How about if I just award the two points to BMA?

00:59:43Yeah!

00:59:49Huh.

00:59:50A little one-on-one water pillow.

00:59:54The winner has to win by two goals, and winner gets five points.

00:59:59I'm not scared of you.

01:00:04Really?

01:00:05Ready?

01:00:13You're doing good, right?

01:00:14Here, get in there!

01:00:15Yes!

01:00:19Yes!

01:00:21Woo!

01:00:24Come on.

01:00:25You got it!

01:00:34Yes!

01:00:35Yes!

01:00:35Yeah!

01:00:36Yeah!

01:00:36Come on!

01:00:37Yes!

01:00:38Yes!

01:00:39Yes!

01:00:39Ah!

01:00:40Oh!

01:00:41Yes!

01:00:47Spike!

01:00:47Go for the spike!

01:00:48You got it!

01:00:49I see this?

01:00:50Come on!

01:00:50I got it!

01:00:51I got it!

01:00:51Come on!

01:00:59Come on! Climb up!

01:01:07No!

01:01:21So, after all the two events, our score is Bikini Model Academy, 11 points. Big Top Modeling School, 13 points.

01:01:38Yes!

01:01:40It's okay. Hey, we're still in it, guys. We're still in it, all right?

01:01:44Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

01:01:46This subtly is overwhelming. Oh, this is nice. A classic facial beauty pose dome.

01:01:53How about Jane?

01:01:54Jane Jane!

01:01:55Jane Jane!

01:01:56What? You want her again?

01:01:57It's good.

01:02:00No! No! No!

01:02:01No! No!

01:02:02Jane! Jane!

01:02:03Oh!

01:02:04Oh!

01:02:05Oh!

01:02:06Oh!

01:02:07Oh!

01:02:08Oh!

01:02:09Oh!

01:02:10Oh!

01:02:11Oh!

01:02:12Oh!

01:02:13Oh!

01:02:14Goddamn! I'm sorry, baby, but she's got those yams.

01:02:24She's got those yammy yams.

01:02:27Look at the black eye on her!

01:02:29Whoa!

01:02:30Whoa!

01:02:31Whoa!

01:02:32Whoa!

01:02:33Whoa!

01:02:34Whoa!

01:02:35Whoa!

01:02:36Whoa!

01:02:37Whoa!

01:02:38Whoa!

01:02:39Whoa!

01:02:40Whoa!

01:02:41Whoa!

01:02:42Whoa!

01:02:43Right!

01:02:56Ooh, that was good.

01:03:13My legs used to look like that.

01:03:27And now a new point total.

01:03:29We have two points for BMA for the beauty event.

01:03:36That fucking bitch!

01:03:39That fucking bitch!

01:03:43That was for you.

01:03:45Was for me?

01:03:46You are so beautiful.

01:03:47I love you.

01:03:48I love you.

01:03:59And now we're down to the final event for all the marbles.

01:04:07Well, this is unusual.

01:04:09One-on-one bikini paintball.

01:04:15So the score is tied 13-13.

01:04:17It all comes down to this event.

01:04:20This horn is both start and stop.

01:04:23So, it's a two-point event.

01:04:24Whoever wins this, wins the big prize.

01:04:25Just try not to hit us if you can help it.

01:04:26Ladies, goggles on.

01:04:29All right.

01:04:30All right.

01:04:31Good luck.

01:04:32Get her in the face!

01:04:35Good luck.

01:04:36Good luck.

01:04:41Good luck.

01:04:42All right, good luck.

01:04:51Get her in the face!

01:05:12Hey, bitch!

01:05:4237 hits on Colleen and 52 hits on Splendiferous, so, guys, BMA wins.

01:06:08What are you so sore about?

01:06:20I'm like, he will lose anything.

01:06:23Shoot him in the butt!

01:06:25Shoot him in the butt!

01:06:27Ah!

01:06:37So, as I understand it, to the victor go the spoils.

01:06:41Isn't that what they say in Spartacus?

01:06:44Anyway, that means that both the Big Top Modeling School and the Your Ass is Grass Paintball Park now belong to TJ and Benji.

01:06:57BMA!

01:06:59BMA!

01:07:00BMA!

01:07:01BMA!

01:07:02BMA!

01:07:03BMA!

01:07:04BMA!

01:07:05BMA!

01:07:06As soon as Grubby gets over here and signs off on him.

01:07:07One, two, three.

01:07:08BMA!

01:07:09BMA!

01:07:10BMA!

01:07:11BMA!

01:07:12BMA!

01:07:13BMA!

01:07:14BMA!

01:07:15BMA!

01:07:16BMA!

01:07:17BMA!

01:07:19BMA!

01:07:20BMA!

01:07:21BMA!

01:07:22Oh, my God.

01:07:28He's such a much, hard words.

01:07:31What's that?

01:07:33You're so nice.

01:07:34You're so nice.

01:07:35No hurt feelings, man.

01:07:36Oh!

01:07:37What's that?

01:07:38Oh, oh...

01:07:39Hey, no hurt feelings.

01:07:40auf, nobody's the loser.

01:07:41Don't be afraid of...

01:07:43What happened, Ben?

01:07:46It's fucking me halfway, isn't it?

01:07:48Get in the fridge!

01:07:51Baby!

01:07:53You did it!

01:07:54We did it.

01:07:55Congratulations.

01:07:58Oh, my God.

01:08:00You know that man I was talking about,

01:08:03the one that I knew you could be?

01:08:05He's sitting right here.

01:08:07I'm so proud of you.

01:08:12Are you excited?

01:08:14So, we should have the accountants look at everything

01:08:16before we decide what to do next.

01:08:19That is, if you're okay with it.

01:08:22I think you were right about me.

01:08:24And about a lot of things, after all.

01:08:28So, does that mean you're going to hold on to the school in the academy?

01:08:31Don't forget the paintball park.

01:08:33Good.

01:08:34I know you have your heart set on running schools.

01:08:37Well, it would prove that I fought through and things proved in.

01:08:41I think you've proven a lot already.

01:08:42I'm not done yet.

01:08:44So, here's what I learned at Bikini Model Academy.

01:08:56When you look very close, there's no such thing as an ordinary, average girl.

01:09:02The boys were right after all.

01:09:04There's a hidden, special beauty inside each and every one of us.

01:09:07If you just know where to look and how to find it, deep down, we're all Bikini Models.

01:09:13Catherine!

01:09:14Thank you so much.

01:09:17This is a dream come true.

01:09:21Scary Mary!

01:09:22That's a surprise!

01:09:26Good job, Scary Mary!

01:09:30Plain Jane!

01:09:34Oh, God.

01:09:34Get me out, girl.

01:09:36Good job.

01:09:40Oh, God.

01:09:41Did you say Bikini Model Academy?

01:09:54Yeah, yeah.

01:09:55Sandy!

01:09:58You've become our finest bikini model.

01:10:00Congratulations, Sandy.

01:10:02You are now official.

01:10:03Kisses.

01:10:04Oh, I love you.

01:10:10I love you.

01:10:11I love you!

01:10:13Ella!

01:10:18Isabelle!

01:10:28Ladies and gentlemen, Bikini Model Academy 2015 graduating class.

01:10:33Woo!

01:10:34Yeah!

01:10:35Woo!

01:10:39Woo!

{Bikini Model Acedemy} 2015 - Two goons desperate for money decides to start a Bikini Model

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