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00:00:00What?!
00:00:09There's a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest you-know-what in school.
00:00:16And here he is, standing outside my dorm room, naked.
00:00:23Out of the way!
00:00:26What are you doing?!
00:00:28I'll explain later, just please don't tell her that I'm here.
00:00:30Tell who?
00:00:31Trevor?
00:00:32Please, uh, what's your name again?
00:00:33Martha!
00:00:34Trevor, where the hell are you?
00:00:35Please, Martha, she's psycho.
00:00:37She's psycho?!
00:00:38You're literally hiding under my bed, naked!
00:00:40Look, I'll owe you one, okay?
00:00:42Just get rid of her, and I'll do anything.
00:00:44Okay, I'm just tucking your head.
00:00:48Where is he?
00:00:49Where is who?
00:00:50Trevor.
00:00:51I saw him running this way.
00:00:53Gosh, I don't know anyone named Trevor.
00:00:56Trevor Holt?
00:00:58Football player?
00:00:59Huge.
00:01:00No!
00:01:01Doesn't ring any balls.
00:01:02I mean, bells.
00:01:03You're lying.
00:01:05Everybody knows who Trevor Holt is.
00:01:07Even girls like you.
00:01:09I haven't seen him.
00:01:13Also, you've got a little...
00:01:15I'm watching you.
00:01:25Granny panties?
00:01:26Seriously?
00:01:27How many of those boner killers do you own?
00:01:30None of your business.
00:01:32Cover up.
00:01:33No, thanks for handling that Tilla situation.
00:01:35She's become a bit of an issue.
00:01:37Why did she ask for something like commitment?
00:01:40Actually, she's my buddy's ex-girlfriend.
00:01:43I don't like her like that, and she doesn't get the hint.
00:01:46She jumped me in the shower.
00:01:47I'm sorry, I didn't...
00:01:48Anyway, what'll it be?
00:01:51Huh?
00:01:52I said I owed you one.
00:01:53I'm a man of my word.
00:01:55This is my chance.
00:02:01A favor from Trevor Holt.
00:02:03And he has the one thing I truly want.
00:02:06What can I do you for, Martha?
00:02:08Drew Longhorn!
00:02:09Drew Longhorn?
00:02:10Yeah, Drew Longhorn.
00:02:12What about Drew Longhorn?
00:02:13I want to kiss Drew Longhorn.
00:02:17Sorry, why do you want to kiss Drew Longhorn?
00:02:21He was my lab partner freshman year.
00:02:24We had...chemistry.
00:02:27You had chemistry?
00:02:29Yes.
00:02:30Okay.
00:02:31You want his attention?
00:02:33Then we'll get his attention.
00:02:34But not in that.
00:02:36Guys like Drew, they only go for one kind of girl.
00:02:39And it's not...
00:02:40Forget it.
00:02:41Hey.
00:02:42No, let's just forget the whole thing.
00:02:43Hey, I'm an ass, okay?
00:02:45I just meant that this stuff doesn't play up your assets, you know?
00:02:49You're really pretty.
00:02:51We need to show it.
00:02:52You're messing with me.
00:02:53I'm not.
00:02:54I swear.
00:02:55She's gonna have to trust me.
00:02:58Okay.
00:02:59First, you show up at the party with me.
00:03:03Everyone's gonna notice when you're on my arm.
00:03:05And second, we need to go shopping.
00:03:08Shopping.
00:03:09One, two, three, go!
00:03:12Go!
00:03:13GO!
00:03:14Go!
00:03:15Go!
00:03:16Go!
00:03:17Go!
00:03:18Go!
00:03:19Go!
00:03:20Go!
00:03:21Go!
00:03:22Go!
00:03:23Where did you get all this?
00:03:25That was my one night stand box.
00:03:27Go on, take your pick.
00:03:29That was my one night stand box.
00:03:31Go on, take your pick.
00:03:33No thank you.
00:03:35I'm not parading around in your hookup trophies.
00:03:39What? These aren't trophies.
00:03:41These are just clothes that have been forgotten.
00:03:43Also the kind of stuff that will attract a guy like Drew Longhorn.
00:03:47So...
00:03:49I'm not wearing someone else's sex panties.
00:03:51I can 100% guarantee that the act of sex did not happen while the panties were being worn by the girl.
00:03:56No.
00:03:57Come on, Martha. This stuff's hot.
00:04:00Come on.
00:04:02Just wear it.
00:04:03Trust me. I've worn it.
00:04:05I haven't worn it. I lied.
00:04:07I've always wanted to wear something sexy like that.
00:04:10I just never had the guts.
00:04:12Turn around.
00:04:15Are your eyes closed?
00:04:17Oh yeah. Totally.
00:04:21Okay. Turn around.
00:04:39Wow.
00:04:41Trevor!
00:04:42What? There's nothing you haven't seen before.
00:04:44Just get dressed, please.
00:04:46And as you can tell, I have nothing to be ashamed of.
00:04:48Well, I have nothing to compare it to, so I wouldn't know, would I?
00:04:54Oh my god.
00:04:55Did I just tell Trevor Holt that I'm a virgin?
00:05:00No.
00:05:01I'm not doing this.
00:05:03Okay.
00:05:04I guess I'm doing this?
00:05:11Okay. I guess I'm doing this?
00:05:19Alright, there's three things I need you to remember.
00:05:21Okay? Three simple tricks to get any man's attention.
00:05:24You listening?
00:05:25Yep.
00:05:26Okay.
00:05:27One.
00:05:28Eye contact.
00:05:30Not like that.
00:05:32And two.
00:05:33You need to smile at him.
00:05:35Well, come on. This is serious.
00:05:37I'm very serious.
00:05:39Alright. And three.
00:05:40Find a casual way to touch him, you know?
00:05:42Quick hand on the arm.
00:05:43You know, brush it on his bicep.
00:05:44You know, he'll know what game you're playing if you do that.
00:05:47Why does that have to be a game?
00:05:49Cause this is Drew Longhorn we're talking about here.
00:05:51Okay?
00:05:52All he does is play games.
00:05:58You ready?
00:06:02Thank you for your help, Trevor.
00:06:05Wow.
00:06:06That was really good.
00:06:07I think you might actually pull this off.
00:06:11I spoke too soon.
00:06:13I got it.
00:06:14Thanks.
00:06:22Hey, everyone.
00:06:23This is my girlfriend, Martha.
00:06:24He's kidding, everyone.
00:06:25We're just friends.
00:06:26Oh, Marmar.
00:06:27Stop being so coy.
00:06:28We're in love.
00:06:29What the hell is wrong with you?
00:06:30Just trust me.
00:06:31If Drew thinks we're together, it'll pique his interest.
00:06:32Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken, he won't ask me out.
00:06:33It's better if Drew thinks you're with someone.
00:06:35Especially if that someone is me.
00:06:36Who's gonna believe this, anyway?
00:06:37Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
00:06:38No.
00:06:39Guys like me don't like commitment.
00:06:40Remember?
00:06:41Trev, what's up, man?
00:06:42I see you brought a friend.
00:06:43Yeah, this is, uh...
00:06:44You look familiar.
00:06:45I see you're in love.
00:06:46You're in love.
00:06:47You're in love.
00:06:48What the hell is wrong with you?
00:06:49Just trust me.
00:06:50If Drew thinks we're together, it'll pique his interest.
00:06:52Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken, he won't ask me out.
00:06:54It's better if Drew thinks you're with someone.
00:06:55Especially if that someone is me.
00:06:56Who's gonna believe this, anyway?
00:06:57Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
00:07:00No.
00:07:01Guys like me don't like commitment.
00:07:02Remember?
00:07:03Trev, what's up, man?
00:07:04My friend.
00:07:05Yeah, this is, uh...
00:07:06You look familiar.
00:07:07Have we met?
00:07:08Yeah, we had chemistry.
00:07:09I...
00:07:10We had science class.
00:07:12We were lab partners.
00:07:13Oh, yeah.
00:07:15That class was such a joke, am I right?
00:07:18Yeah, definitely.
00:07:19Total joke.
00:07:21But I enjoyed working with you.
00:07:24One second.
00:07:26Two seconds.
00:07:28Got him.
00:07:29What did you say your name was again?
00:07:32Her name is Martha.
00:07:35Nice meeting you, Martha.
00:07:37Well, hey guys, we're playing a game of Drink or Dare in the next room.
00:07:40You care to join?
00:07:41Sure.
00:07:42No.
00:07:43Sweet.
00:07:44See you there.
00:07:48That was good, right?
00:07:50Have you played Drink or Dare before?
00:07:51No, but how hard can it be?
00:07:53About this.
00:07:54Oh, girl.
00:07:55Your girlfriend's here.
00:07:56So what?
00:07:57So she's gonna know I lied to her.
00:07:58So?
00:07:59Just ignore her.
00:08:00Mine's her.
00:08:01Tilla.
00:08:02Drink or Dare?
00:08:03I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:04Drink.
00:08:05I want you to drink with... Trevor.
00:08:07Okay.
00:08:08Okay
00:08:25I want you to drink with... Trevor.
00:08:32Okay.
00:08:33Open up.
00:08:55Yum.
00:08:59Okay, my turn.
00:09:01You. Drink or dare?
00:09:04Uh, dare.
00:09:07Okay.
00:09:10I dare you to take off your panties and put them in the middle of the circle for the rest of the game.
00:09:16Hello? What are you waiting for?
00:09:21You don't have to do this.
00:09:23Yes, she does.
00:09:25Um, unfortunately I can't do that to her.
00:09:29Because I'm not wearing any.
00:09:31Oh!
00:09:35You're up next, Martha.
00:09:37Drew, drink or dare?
00:09:40Drink.
00:09:42I want you to drink with me.
00:09:45My pleasure.
00:09:47This is my chance.
00:09:50To do what I've been dreaming about since freshman year.
00:09:56I should be happy.
00:09:58This is what I've always wanted.
00:10:02But...
00:10:04That was hot.
00:10:18Yeah.
00:10:19I hope I didn't make things weird between you two.
00:10:21No, it's fine.
00:10:22I always wondered what happened to you after that class.
00:10:25Never saw you around.
00:10:27I've seen Drew roughly 83 times since that class ended.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:30Me too.
00:10:31I'd love to hang out sometime.
00:10:32Yeah, I'd like that.
00:10:33Great.
00:10:34Give me your number.
00:10:35I just sent you a special message.
00:10:37Let me know when you get it.
00:10:38Trev has my phone.
00:10:39Um, I'll be right back.
00:10:40I'll be right back.
00:10:41Bye.
00:10:42Bye.
00:10:43Bye.
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00:11:00Bye.
00:11:01Bye.
00:11:02Bye.
00:11:03Bye.
00:11:04Bye.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:08Who's next?
00:11:11Trevor?
00:11:16Trevor!
00:11:17Oh, sorry.
00:11:21Trevor!
00:11:22You win, Tilla James.
00:11:35You win.
00:11:50You okay?
00:11:52I'm leaving.
00:11:57You can stay.
00:11:58I just need my phone.
00:11:59Okay, where's my cigarette?
00:12:01I'll walk you home.
00:12:03Well, give them to me.
00:12:04No, you have to give them.
00:12:05I know that you have them.
00:12:07Your advice didn't work.
00:12:09Just so you know.
00:12:11This is probably for the best.
00:12:13You two never would have worked out.
00:12:15And why is that, Trevor?
00:12:17Is he too hot for me?
00:12:20Too popular?
00:12:21Or is it just pathetically obvious that I'm a frumpy nerd and a stolen sex dress?
00:12:27No.
00:12:28To all three.
00:12:30You wanna know my three reasons?
00:12:32Not particularly.
00:12:33One, he's a douche.
00:12:35Two, you're not a douche.
00:12:37You're doing great so far.
00:12:39Three, you guys had zero chemistry.
00:12:41That kiss was a hot mess.
00:12:43And I could tell you weren't that into it, so.
00:12:46You're right.
00:12:51It was kinda terrible.
00:12:54Oh, but that look on Tilla's face when you told her you weren't wearing any panties.
00:12:59Oh, priceless.
00:13:01How do you do it?
00:13:03Do what?
00:13:05Hide your emotions.
00:13:08They're just so easy to read.
00:13:12I noticed.
00:13:13I'm serious, Trevor.
00:13:15What's your secret?
00:13:16I want to learn how to not care about anything like you do.
00:13:22There is no secret.
00:13:24It's just who I am, right?
00:13:27Oh, and before I forget...
00:13:30Tonight wasn't what I expected, but...
00:13:51Oh, you don't have to thank me.
00:13:53I owed you one.
00:13:55I guess I missed that.
00:13:57No, I'm glad you knocked on my door.
00:14:00Oh, even after everything that happened tonight?
00:14:02Yeah, cause...
00:14:04Even though it was kind of awful,
00:14:06I got my first kiss.
00:14:09I'm gonna go.
00:14:12Goodnight, Trevor.
00:14:27That wasn't a first kiss.
00:14:41And there it was.
00:14:56The thing I had been looking for.
00:14:59Chemistry.
00:15:00Between Trevor, the guy with the biggest you-know-what on campus.
00:15:06And me.
00:15:08The Virgin.
00:15:17Rumor has it that every girl on campus wants Drew Longhorn.
00:15:23Every girl except me.
00:15:26Because after last week, I could not be more over Drew.
00:15:31Martha, mind if I join you?
00:15:34So, where did you run off to after the party on Saturday?
00:15:39I had to go home to study.
00:15:40I have a big test coming up.
00:15:43What are you up to later?
00:15:44Probably more studying.
00:15:46Why?
00:15:48The wet party.
00:15:50The wet party.
00:15:53The wet party?
00:15:55It's only the most exclusive frat party on campus.
00:15:59So, of course, I've never been invited.
00:16:02What about it?
00:16:04You in?
00:16:05I've never even wanted to go to a party like this before.
00:16:08But it could be the perfect way to get over.
00:16:11Wait.
00:16:12Is Trevor going to be there?
00:16:14Is Trevor going to be there?
00:16:16Holt?
00:16:17Nah.
00:16:18He's been ghosting me.
00:16:19Think he's out.
00:16:20Then I'm in.
00:16:21Excellent.
00:16:23Oh.
00:16:24And bring a friend.
00:16:27A female friend?
00:16:31What are those?
00:16:32Guess who just got us tickets to the wet party.
00:16:38Since when do you find frat parties fun?
00:16:40I just wanted to try something different.
00:16:42Like being drooled over by a bunch of chauvinist douchebags?
00:16:45Maybe.
00:16:47Does this have anything to do with Trevor Holt?
00:16:50No.
00:16:52Yes.
00:16:53Okay.
00:16:54I just keep playing the night over and over in my head,
00:16:56trying to see what went wrong.
00:16:58I mean, things were going so well.
00:17:01We had chemistry.
00:17:09How could he just walk out on me after I asked him to?
00:17:13You know.
00:17:14Take your virginity.
00:17:15Shh.
00:17:16Shh.
00:17:17Don't say that word.
00:17:18That word.
00:17:19That word.
00:17:21Virginity.
00:17:22There's nothing wrong with being the virgin, Ma.
00:17:24Tell it to Trevor.
00:17:25He hasn't talked to me since that night.
00:17:27Oh, screw him.
00:17:28That guy's got a reputation for a reason.
00:17:30I'm just so used to achieving everything I set my mind to.
00:17:34I've gotten straight A's, scholarships.
00:17:36Why can't I get a guy?
00:17:37I don't think it works that way, Ma.
00:17:39You're right.
00:17:40And you know what?
00:17:41Forget this stupid party.
00:17:43I'd rather study anyway.
00:17:44Oh, no.
00:17:45We're going to that party.
00:17:47We are?
00:17:48Yup.
00:17:49And forget these dumb books.
00:17:51All you need are Deb's three simple rules for getting over any guy.
00:17:55Deb's three simple rules.
00:17:56Shh.
00:18:04Step one.
00:18:05Dress to impress.
00:18:06Okay.
00:18:08But don't do it for any guy.
00:18:10Do it for you.
00:18:12Step one.
00:18:13Dress to impress.
00:18:14Check.
00:18:15Step two.
00:18:16Find someone new to flirt with.
00:18:17Basic frat bro.
00:18:18Check.
00:18:19That's true, Longhorn.
00:18:20He's cute.
00:18:21He's a chauvinist douchebag.
00:18:22You're what?
00:18:23I mean, a girl can't look.
00:18:25Step three.
00:18:26To really get over a guy, you gotta put yourself out there.
00:18:27Show the world who Martha really is.
00:18:28Oh, what's wrong?
00:18:29I already did that, Deb.
00:18:30I put myself out there with Trevor, showed him who I really am, and he rejected me.
00:18:32Yeah, but it's not...
00:18:33No.
00:18:34From now on, I'm a closed book.
00:18:35I should run a play like we're supposed to.
00:18:36Great.
00:18:37This will be fun.
00:18:38Hey.
00:18:39It's light work.
00:18:40Hey.
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00:19:00Hey.
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00:19:03Hey.
00:19:04Hey, hey, hey.
00:19:05Hey.
00:19:06Hey.
00:19:07Baby.
00:19:08Hi.
00:19:09Hey.
00:19:10Hey.
00:19:12Yeah.
00:19:14Hey.
00:19:15Hey.
00:19:16Hey, see you.
00:19:18Hey, hey, hey.
00:19:21Hey, hey.
00:19:23Hey, hey, hey.
00:19:27Hey, I don't know about the record the record.
00:19:29Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:19:30Hey, hey, hey.
00:19:31Trevor Holt
00:19:37He wasn't supposed to be here
00:19:40Trevor Holt
00:19:42He wasn't supposed to be here
00:19:44But now that he is
00:19:47Martha
00:19:47Glad you could make it
00:19:50And you brought a friend
00:19:52Drew Longhorn
00:19:53In the flesh
00:19:54And you are
00:19:56Drew, this is my best friend
00:19:59Deb
00:19:59It's a pleasure, Debra
00:20:02Oh my god
00:20:05What are you doing here?
00:20:07Hello to you too, Trevor
00:20:08They're here with me, Holt
00:20:10None of your concern
00:20:12Can we talk? Alone?
00:20:15I need a refill anyway
00:20:17Debra?
00:20:20Care to join me?
00:20:22But you came here with Drew?
00:20:23Really?
00:20:24Why? Jealous?
00:20:26After the kiss last week? No
00:20:28He's right
00:20:29That was pretty much
00:20:32The worst kiss of all time
00:20:34I just thought it would be fun
00:20:36Martha, this party
00:20:38These people
00:20:39It's not your thing
00:20:40Oh yeah?
00:20:41Well maybe you don't know me
00:20:42As well as you think
00:20:43Please, you're an open book
00:20:44That's what I like about you
00:20:46Trevor!
00:20:48Up for a round of beer pong?
00:20:50Did someone say beer pong?
00:20:52Hello?
00:20:53No
00:20:54Yes? Maybe I'm not such an open book after all
00:20:57Can't we talk about what happened?
00:21:00There's nothing to talk about
00:21:01Just give me a second to explain
00:21:03You
00:21:03Who let you into this party?
00:21:06Who let you into this college?
00:21:08Have you ever even played beer pong before?
00:21:11There's a first time for everything
00:21:12All right
00:21:13It's two to a team
00:21:15So who's it gonna be?
00:21:17The clueless nerd
00:21:18Or me?
00:21:20Her
00:21:21Fine
00:21:22Drew, you're on my team
00:21:24Let's do this
00:21:24Deborah?
00:21:26Are you in?
00:21:26Oh, uh, no
00:21:27I am gluten intolerant
00:21:29I'll just watch
00:21:30You sure?
00:21:32Positive
00:21:33You know what?
00:21:35What's up the stakes?
00:21:37What did you have in mind?
00:21:38What about
00:21:39Strip beer pong?
00:21:41Oh, sweet
00:21:42Come on, Tila
00:21:43I'm game
00:21:45You don't even know how to play beer pong
00:21:47What are the rules?
00:21:48Every time we sink a ball
00:21:50One of you removes a piece of clothing
00:21:52Oh, yeah
00:21:53And vice versa
00:21:56So if Trevor makes it
00:21:57Nice trip
00:21:58Seems easy enough
00:22:00Come on, Holt
00:22:01It's game time
00:22:02Let's go
00:22:03Ladies first
00:22:08Hold on
00:22:12Your form is way off
00:22:15May I?
00:22:29Okay, that's not even fair
00:22:31You practically gave that one to her, Trev
00:22:33You're not afraid of a little competition
00:22:35Are you, Tila?
00:22:36Oh, please
00:22:38Ladies
00:22:38Ladies
00:22:39Let me show you both
00:22:42How it's done
00:22:43Great job
00:22:50My turn
00:22:56Alright, Trevor
00:23:02You know the rules
00:23:03You are so lame
00:23:06You're up
00:23:07Want another lesson?
00:23:09I think I can handle myself
00:23:11I learn quick
00:23:13Okay, I call BS
00:23:16There's no way an amateur like her
00:23:18Could have made that shot
00:23:19It's called studying, Tila
00:23:21Ever tried it?
00:23:23Just let me know
00:23:23Game time
00:23:24That's so good
00:23:26I guess I win
00:23:29I guess I win
00:23:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop
00:23:33You cannot leave
00:23:35Not now
00:23:36Didn't you see what happened back there?
00:23:38Now everybody knows that Trevor
00:23:39Holt the guy with the one night standbox
00:23:42Doesn't want to sleep with me
00:23:43Oh, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor
00:23:45Who cares, Mar?
00:23:47He told the entire school
00:23:49That he passed up the opportunity
00:23:50To sleep with you
00:23:52Hey
00:23:52The Martha I know
00:23:54Doesn't give up
00:23:55Okay?
00:23:56The Martha I know
00:23:57Succeeds at everything
00:23:58She sets her mind to
00:24:00The Martha you know
00:24:01Is also still into some guy
00:24:02Who rejected her
00:24:03I should hate him
00:24:06But I don't
00:24:07I can't
00:24:09A part of me
00:24:11Still wants to be with him
00:24:12Even after all that
00:24:14This is serious
00:24:16So hold my hand, okay?
00:24:18If Trevor
00:24:19Can't see how amazing you are, Mar
00:24:21Then he doesn't deserve you
00:24:22But I know
00:24:23There's someone out there
00:24:24Who does
00:24:25Okay?
00:24:26So just no, no, no
00:24:28Like that
00:24:28Okay, great
00:24:29Oh
00:24:29Remember, step three
00:24:32You gotta keep
00:24:33Putting yourself out there
00:24:34Okay?
00:24:38Okay, come on
00:24:39Wait
00:24:42I have an idea
00:24:45Wait, where are you going?
00:24:48I'm putting myself out there
00:24:50Yes
00:24:51Here we go, girl
00:24:52Okay, Martha
00:24:55You can do this
00:24:56Hey, everybody
00:24:58Listen up
00:24:59Wow, there's a lot of you
00:25:03Okay
00:25:04Um
00:25:05Well, my name is Martha
00:25:07And as you may have heard
00:25:09Trevor Holt doesn't want to sleep with me
00:25:12But there's more to me than that
00:25:15So here it goes
00:25:16Tilla James
00:25:18You called me a clueless nerd
00:25:21And you're right
00:25:23I'm a huge nerd
00:25:24I like to spend Saturday nights in my dorm room studying
00:25:27I mean, last weekend was my first party
00:25:30Can you believe that?
00:25:31I've been so busy studying
00:25:33That I think I've missed out on the important parts of college
00:25:35Like
00:25:35Getting to know myself
00:25:37I guess what I'm trying to say is
00:25:40I am clueless
00:25:43Especially when it comes to love
00:25:48I've never slept with anyone
00:25:50Or dated anyone
00:25:51But I don't care
00:25:53That I'm a virgin
00:25:55Because when the time is right
00:25:58It will happen
00:25:59And it will be on my terms
00:26:00And I don't care
00:26:02If somebody doesn't want to sleep with me
00:26:04Or if somebody doesn't like me
00:26:05Because I like me
00:26:07Just the way I am
00:26:10Putting myself out there
00:26:17Check
00:26:18I can't believe
00:26:19I just told everyone on campus
00:26:21That I'm a virgin
00:26:22Hi, I'm Trevor
00:26:39Some of you may know me
00:26:42As something of a douche
00:26:44I'll admit
00:26:45I've been with a lot of girls
00:26:47But that's only because
00:26:49Before any of you knew me
00:26:50Back in high school
00:26:52Someone broke my heart
00:26:54When I got to college
00:26:56I slept my way around campus
00:26:57To prevent myself from getting hurt again
00:26:59I even developed a bit of a reputation
00:27:01And I was fine with that
00:27:04But the other night
00:27:06Everything changed
00:27:09When I met Martha
00:27:11Martha, you're not just another one-night stand
00:27:14You're amazing
00:27:16And I'm sorry I pushed you away
00:27:17I just
00:27:19I didn't want to sleep with you
00:27:20Because
00:27:20I wanted your first time to be special
00:27:22And this may sound stupid coming from me
00:27:25But
00:27:25I didn't want to rush it
00:27:28I really
00:27:29Really like you
00:27:30Martha
00:27:31And I know I don't deserve it
00:27:33But if you just
00:27:33If you give me one more chance
00:27:34I
00:27:35Yes
00:27:35What's that?
00:27:37I said yes
00:27:38I will give you one more chance
00:27:41Trevor Hall
00:27:41Drew Longhorn
00:28:02I think you're funny
00:28:05Charming
00:28:06And secretly sweet
00:28:08And hot
00:28:09Like so hot
00:28:11Most of you already know me
00:28:19But I'm Drew
00:28:21And
00:28:22I really hate parties
00:28:25Bro
00:28:26Yeah, I always get nervous
00:28:28And wind up saying things I don't mean
00:28:30Making out with people I don't like
00:28:32Bro
00:28:33But today was different
00:28:34Because today
00:28:36I met someone
00:28:38I think I actually really do like
00:28:39So maybe
00:28:40I don't have to go to any more of these
00:28:43Stupid parties
00:28:45I do love drinking though
00:28:47Look
00:28:52I know you guys think I'm like
00:28:54Really mean
00:28:55Or whatever
00:28:55But that's just because I'm brutally honest
00:28:58And if you don't like it
00:28:59That's your problem
00:29:01So there it is
00:29:19That's how Trevor Hall
00:29:20The hottest guy in school
00:29:22Started dating me
00:29:24The virgin
00:29:25But you'll just have to imagine the rest
00:29:29I wonder if I look different
00:29:39Now that I've
00:29:41Hey Dan
00:29:59Oh my god
00:30:00You did it, didn't you?
00:30:01Did what?
00:30:02You had sex with Trevor Hall
00:30:05Why would you say that?
00:30:06Oh my god
00:30:07You're glowing
00:30:08I want all the deets
00:30:10It happened
00:30:11I'm not a virgin anymore
00:30:14Where did you get that?
00:30:19I found it in Drew's closet this morning
00:30:21What were you doing in Drew's closet this morning?
00:30:24Yeah, no, Mark
00:30:25You're not changing the subject
00:30:26So how was it?
00:30:28It was nice
00:30:30Is that his hat?
00:30:31Yeah
00:30:32It still smells like him too
00:30:34Oh my god
00:30:37You're so in love
00:30:38Oh, Deb, I have to hop on the study buddy Zoom
00:30:41I'll call you later
00:30:41Yeah, not a chance, Mar
00:30:43You still have two minutes
00:30:43So hurry up and dish the dirt
00:30:46Fine
00:30:47It was romantic
00:30:50I mean, Trevor is an amazing kisser
00:30:53He does the thing
00:30:54Where he kissed along my jawline
00:30:56Oh my god
00:30:57Mark two minutes off of the kissing
00:30:58onto the good stuff
00:30:59The kissing was the good stuff
00:31:01What?
00:31:03The sex wasn't good?
00:31:05It was
00:31:05Not the best
00:31:07In what way?
00:31:09Okay, so you know that rumor about Trevor
00:31:11About his
00:31:12Yes
00:31:13God, yes
00:31:14Sorry, yes
00:31:15I know
00:31:15So it's true?
00:31:17And
00:31:18It was kind of
00:31:19Uncomfortable?
00:31:21Yeah
00:31:22Honestly, Mar
00:31:23It's pretty uncomfortable
00:31:25For every girl their first time
00:31:27No matter what their size
00:31:28I've just been dreaming about this moment
00:31:31For as long as I can remember
00:31:33And then it just
00:31:33Happened
00:31:35And
00:31:36It didn't feel great
00:31:38I'm sorry, Mar
00:31:39I wish they told us that
00:31:41I wish I told you that
00:31:43But
00:31:44I'm not lying when I say
00:31:46It does get better
00:31:46Though it just may never get better
00:31:48Which
00:31:48What do you mean?
00:31:50I mean
00:31:51You gotta find the right match
00:31:53Emotionally
00:31:54And physically
00:31:55And then
00:31:56That's when things start getting real good
00:31:59What if it wasn't good for him
00:32:02Either?
00:32:03I'm sure it was good for him
00:32:05How do you know?
00:32:07He gave you his hat
00:32:09Yeah, but he hasn't responded to any of my texts this morning
00:32:12What if he woke up and he realized he's over me?
00:32:16Okay, first of all
00:32:17He's probably still asleep
00:32:18And secondly
00:32:18I'm sending you an article on this
00:32:20It is very science-y
00:32:21I'm just gonna
00:32:23Keep trying
00:32:25That's what the article says
00:32:27I'm gonna keep having sex with Trevor
00:32:29Until we get it right
00:32:30That's the spirit
00:32:32Oh, Deb
00:32:33I gotta go
00:32:34I'm late for study buddies
00:32:35Okay, call me later
00:32:36Oh my god
00:32:45Seriously?
00:32:46You again?
00:32:47You're taking French 401?
00:32:49Yeah, Martha
00:32:50I mean, who wouldn't want to take French porn?
00:32:52French what?
00:32:52French porn?
00:32:54The famous class on French cinema?
00:32:57I mean, it's all about hot French guys
00:33:00And threesomes
00:33:01I think you're in the wrong class, Tilla
00:33:03This is an advanced history class
00:33:05On the French Revolution
00:33:06Oh my god
00:33:08I can't believe I forgot that you're such a loser
00:33:11Bye, Martha
00:33:13Bye
00:33:14I can see you
00:33:26Hello?
00:33:27Hello?
00:33:27Hi
00:33:28Can you see me?
00:33:33Hello?
00:33:35I can see you
00:33:37Oh
00:33:38Is this video?
00:33:40Yes, this is a Zoom call for French 401
00:33:42The class about the French Revolution, not porn
00:33:44Sorry, I'm a bit of a virgin at this
00:33:47Sorry, what?
00:33:48It's my first time
00:33:49Uh, okay
00:33:51Using Zoom
00:33:53Right, yes, of course
00:33:55Uh, mine too, actually
00:33:57Virgin, still a virgin
00:33:58What's this you're saying about porn?
00:34:01I was just saying that this is not a class on French porn
00:34:04It's a class on the history of the French Revolution
00:34:06Yeah, I know
00:34:08I'm a history major
00:34:09What's your major?
00:34:11Chemistry
00:34:11I'm Brett, by the way
00:34:14Martha
00:34:16Uh, we should probably get to studying, huh?
00:34:22Yeah
00:34:22So, what are your thoughts about Napoleon?
00:34:27Do you really think he had a small
00:34:29I told you, this isn't French porn!
00:34:32I was going to say army
00:34:35But I can see your mind's on something else today
00:34:38Oh, yeah, sorry
00:34:40You're glowing
00:34:41You know that?
00:34:45Do you need to grab that?
00:34:47Actually, uh
00:34:48Apparently it's pretty important
00:34:50So I might
00:34:51I'll call you right back
00:34:53I'll be here waiting
00:34:54What is so urgent?
00:35:01Mar
00:35:01Trevor's dead
00:35:21Mar, it's time to take the hat off
00:35:33I can't, it's all I have left of him
00:35:36Yeah, it's been weeks
00:35:38So just take it off and wash it
00:35:41No
00:35:42I still can't believe it
00:35:45There he was
00:35:46There he was
00:35:46Just walking across the street
00:35:48Carrying his one night stand box
00:35:50And then, bam
00:35:50Hit by a bus
00:35:52I thought it was a car
00:35:53I think it was a bus
00:35:55No, no, no
00:35:55It was a car
00:35:56A tiny car
00:35:57Like a Fiat
00:35:58I still don't know why he was carrying a one night stand box
00:36:01I heard that when they found him
00:36:03He had a pink thong on his face
00:36:05Wonderful!
00:36:07The love of my life died wearing a thong on his face
00:36:10And it wasn't even mine
00:36:11It's like
00:36:12I never knew love
00:36:13Before Trevor
00:36:15And now I will never know love again
00:36:17One sec
00:36:19Where was I?
00:36:23Oh yeah
00:36:23Maybe I should just join a convent
00:36:26Do they take nuns if you're almost a virgin?
00:36:29Okay, Mara
00:36:30I love you
00:36:31I do
00:36:32But enough is enough
00:36:33I cannot sit here
00:36:35And watch you hollow
00:36:36In despair, okay?
00:36:39Trevor, yes, he's dead
00:36:40And yes, that's sad
00:36:42But it is time
00:36:44To move on
00:36:45I can't move on, Deb
00:36:46I loved him
00:36:47You knew him for one week
00:36:49He has been dead for four
00:36:51He has been dead for longer than you knew him
00:36:54Sorry
00:36:55That's harsh
00:36:57It's just that Trevor would want you to be happy
00:37:01And he would want you to find love
00:37:03Yeah, maybe you're right
00:37:05Hang on one more second
00:37:08It's Brett
00:37:11He's going to be late for our study Zoom
00:37:12Again
00:37:13Speaking of moving on
00:37:16Oh my god
00:37:18No way
00:37:19But it's not my tights
00:37:20What?
00:37:21Of course he is
00:37:21He's hot
00:37:22And alive
00:37:23He's also always late
00:37:26Would rather surf than study
00:37:27And yet gets straight A's
00:37:29By practically sleeping through class
00:37:31Okay, so you're just jealous
00:37:32Because he's smarter than you?
00:37:33All I'm saying
00:37:34Is that we don't have chemistry
00:37:36Oh
00:37:37What?
00:37:37Nothing
00:37:38It's just this is nice
00:37:43I've missed you
00:37:44And I've really missed not telling you about the 25 times I had sex with Dream Longhorn
00:37:5025 times?
00:37:52Oh, 26 actually
00:37:53Oh my god
00:37:55So, how's the sex?
00:37:58Oh my god
00:37:58It's amazing
00:37:59Oh, really?
00:38:01Remember when I told you that when you meet your match it gets really good?
00:38:04Well, he is my game set match
00:38:06Tennis!
00:38:08What made the sex so good?
00:38:11Well, he takes direction very well
00:38:13You give him direction?
00:38:15Of course, yes
00:38:16How else is a girl supposed to get what she needs?
00:38:19And girl, I got what I needed last night
00:38:22Ah, go on
00:38:24You're blushing
00:38:25What?
00:38:26No, no, no
00:38:26But you should be
00:38:28Why?
00:38:29Sex is a beautiful thing
00:38:31What did he do that made it so good?
00:38:35Well, remember how you kissed him at the drinker dare party?
00:38:38Yeah, I remember
00:38:40The night that Trevor pretended to be my boyfriend
00:38:44Yeah, remember this like crazy tongue thing that he did and he licked your whole face off?
00:38:48Mm-hmm
00:38:49Let's just say that works better elsewhere
00:38:54That was the night that Trevor gave me my first real kiss
00:38:58The night that forever changed my life
00:39:01Oh my god, Martha, stop it
00:39:04What?
00:39:05Am I just too sad for you?
00:39:07Yeah, actually
00:39:08You're really sad, Martha
00:39:09Because you know what?
00:39:10I'm your best friend and all we ever talk about is you
00:39:13When was the last time we talked about me?
00:39:15Literally, just now
00:39:16I have been sleeping with Drew for a month and you just heard about it
00:39:21Because all we ever talk about is Trevor, Trevor, Trevor
00:39:24Trevor, Trevor, Trevor
00:39:25He's dead
00:39:26Trevor hole
00:39:27I'm sorry that I'm trying to process the death of my boyfriend
00:39:30He was not your boyfriend
00:39:33He was just some guy that you lost your virginity to
00:39:37You're being a bitch
00:39:39Good, bye
00:39:40What do you want?
00:39:49Martha
00:39:50Oh, hi, Drew
00:39:52What do you want?
00:39:53I was just calling to do a little undercover work
00:39:56Yeah?
00:39:57You know, a little secret detective
00:39:59Just tell me what you want, Drew
00:40:00Okay, sorry
00:40:01I was just wondering, what's Deb's favorite color?
00:40:05Oh, sorry, it's orange
00:40:07Thanks, sorry to bother you
00:40:10Yeah, no problem, sorry I snapped at you
00:40:11I've just been having not a great day
00:40:15That's Trev's hat, isn't it?
00:40:17Yeah
00:40:17I miss him so much
00:40:20I've never had a friend die before
00:40:22Me neither
00:40:23I gotta get something off my chest
00:40:26What?
00:40:28Trevor's death was my fault
00:40:29You were there?
00:40:30No, but he called me that morning
00:40:32He told me that he was really serious about you
00:40:35And I didn't believe that he'd be serious
00:40:38Until he got rid of the one-night stand box
00:40:42We were gonna burn the box together
00:40:44He got hit when he was on his way over
00:40:48Drew, that doesn't make it your fault
00:40:51That doesn't make it your fault
00:40:53Well, it feels like it
00:40:54They say Trevor tried to get out of the way
00:40:57But his ankle seized up and he couldn't move
00:41:01Stupid old injury
00:41:03Sorry, what injury?
00:41:05You know, Trev hurt his ankle during football
00:41:08Really?
00:41:09Yes, and he hurt it again like three weeks before he died
00:41:12You didn't know that?
00:41:13I didn't know him then
00:41:14What?
00:41:15I thought you guys were in love
00:41:17We met the week before he died
00:41:19What a whirlwind romance
00:41:22Yeah, I guess you could say that
00:41:23So, did you ever get to meet his twin sister?
00:41:25Trevor had a twin?
00:41:27Yeah
00:41:27Taylor
00:41:28Super hot
00:41:30She goes to school here, too
00:41:31I guess I didn't meet her
00:41:33You know, I should probably introduce Deb to my family soon, too
00:41:36Just in case
00:41:37In case you die?
00:41:39I think we're ready to take the next step
00:41:41To make it official
00:41:42That's actually sweet
00:41:45Yeah, I need to go buy her some orange flowers
00:41:48Hey, Drew, what was Trevor's favorite color?
00:41:51The dude loved blue
00:41:53You know he was almost going to go to Duke
00:41:54Just because of school colors
00:41:56He almost went to Duke?
00:41:57Yeah
00:41:58I guess there's a lot he didn't know about them
00:42:00I guess so
00:42:01Anyways
00:42:02Thanks for the intel, Martha
00:42:03Catch you later
00:42:04Oh, study buddies!
00:42:10Hello?
00:42:18Hey
00:42:18Wasn't sure if you were going to make it
00:42:20Yeah, sorry
00:42:21I'm late
00:42:22No, don't apologize
00:42:23I've been late
00:42:25A thousand times
00:42:26Something I'm working on
00:42:28You okay?
00:42:31Yeah
00:42:31Deb and I just got in a big fight about Trevor
00:42:34Your ex-boyfriend who died?
00:42:36Yeah
00:42:37And then Drew called me and told me that I didn't really know him
00:42:41Wow
00:42:41That's dickish
00:42:42Oh, he didn't actually say that
00:42:45And anyway, he's right
00:42:46How are you and Deb in a fight about someone who's dead?
00:42:50She thinks I'm wallowing and I need to move on
00:42:52Well, I think you should take as much time as you need
00:42:55You know, someone once told me
00:42:57It takes half the amount of time you're in the relationship
00:42:59To get over them
00:43:00So, it should have taken me three and a half days
00:43:04You're not kidding
00:43:09I only knew him for a week
00:43:13And we were in a fight for like half of that
00:43:16I'm so confused
00:43:17And he wasn't even my real boyfriend
00:43:19I mean, we had sex
00:43:20So he wasn't like not my boyfriend
00:43:21Why am I telling you all this?
00:43:24No, no, this is good, this is good
00:43:25It's starting to make more sense now
00:43:26What, that I'm a fool?
00:43:28No, that you're still processing
00:43:30You know, it all happened so fast
00:43:32Give yourself time
00:43:33It'll heal
00:43:35Thanks, Brett
00:43:36Oh, it's Deb
00:43:40Do you mind if I answer this?
00:43:42Go for it
00:43:42I'll just be here reading about Napoleon's small army
00:43:46Hey, Deb
00:43:52Martha
00:43:53Hey, Mar, I am so sorry
00:43:56Martha, hello
00:43:58No, I do
00:44:00You were just trying to help me
00:44:01And you know what?
00:44:02You're right
00:44:03I barely knew him
00:44:04Did you know he almost went to Duke?
00:44:06Duke?
00:44:07Ugh
00:44:08Anyway
00:44:08I'm really sorry for being a selfish friend
00:44:11And I promise
00:44:12I will always be here to listen to stories about Drew's tongue game
00:44:16I should not be listening to this
00:44:18And I'm sorry too, Mar
00:44:19Having sex for the first time is such a big deal
00:44:23And then waking up the very next day
00:44:25And then waking up the very next day
00:44:25And finding out that the guy you lost your virginity to is dead
00:44:28Oh my god
00:44:31Could you hear all of that?
00:44:35Yeah
00:44:36No, yeah, yeah
00:44:37I mean, I wasn't listening
00:44:39But
00:44:40How about you guys finish up your conversation
00:44:42And then we can pick this up
00:44:43Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:44:43Okay, bye
00:44:44Oh my god
00:44:46Hey, Deb
00:44:54I really can't talk right now
00:44:55Brett and I have a big project due tomorrow
00:44:57And he's late with his part again
00:44:59Deb?
00:45:02Deb, what's wrong?
00:45:06Oh my god
00:45:08Oh my god
00:45:09You're pregnant?
00:45:10I don't even know how to hold it
00:45:12I peed on it
00:45:14Oh
00:45:15I thought you guys used condoms
00:45:18We use so many
00:45:20We have so much sex
00:45:22We use so many
00:45:23Well, they do say the effectiveness is only 98%
00:45:27So this is a fascinating case study
00:45:29Martha
00:45:29Sorry
00:45:30Not being helpful
00:45:32Are you gonna keep it?
00:45:35I don't know
00:45:36I have so many plans for my career
00:45:38I don't think I'm ready to be a mom
00:45:40Well, what did Drew say?
00:45:43He doesn't know
00:45:43Deb, you have to tell him
00:45:45I can't
00:45:46He's taking me to see his parents tonight
00:45:48He's taking me to see his parents tonight
00:45:51Eek
00:45:51He told me they're super traditional
00:45:53And they think Drew's a virgin
00:45:55And they're gonna think that I corrupted their son
00:45:58Okay, Deb
00:45:58Drew loves you
00:46:00I know he'll be supportive
00:46:02And I'm sure his parents will come around too
00:46:04Oh, that's him
00:46:06What do I do?
00:46:08You tell the truth
00:46:09Okay, I'll call you later
00:46:11Okay
00:46:11Good luck
00:46:12Well, hello, my beautiful lady
00:46:19I require your assistance in selecting the appropriate attire for this evening
00:46:23What do you think?
00:46:24Blue
00:46:24Orange
00:46:26Orange
00:46:26It matches my dress
00:46:28Is that new mascara you're wearing?
00:46:31You look smoldering
00:46:32Um
00:46:33Drew B
00:46:35I have something that I need to tell you
00:46:37Oh, I already know what you're gonna say
00:46:39You do?
00:46:41You're afraid my mom's gonna make you eat cheese
00:46:43Cheese?
00:46:45But don't worry
00:46:46I already explained the whole veganism thing to her anyway
00:46:48And she totally gets it now
00:46:50She's making vegan meatloaf for dinner
00:46:53I love vegan meatloaf
00:46:55So, are you excited to meet my parents tonight?
00:46:58Because they are stoked to meet you
00:47:00Are you excited to meet my parents tonight?
00:47:03Because they are stoked to meet you
00:47:05They're not gonna be very stoked about me
00:47:09Are you kidding me?
00:47:10They're gonna absolutely love you
00:47:12This is the first time I'm ever bringing a girl over
00:47:14Oh no
00:47:15Really?
00:47:17Yeah
00:47:17Oh, my mom's gonna absolutely adore you
00:47:21Hey, you, my lady, are perfect
00:47:24Trust me, okay?
00:47:27I'll see you soon
00:47:28How'd it go?
00:47:35I couldn't tell him
00:47:36Deb, it's his baby
00:47:37You have to tell him at some point
00:47:39Nope
00:47:40I just gotta make it through tonight
00:47:42Because his parents are so excited to meet me
00:47:45And they won't be able to tell I'm pregnant
00:47:47Because I'm just bloated
00:47:49So, I will tell him when we get home
00:47:52Oh, it's Brett
00:47:55We gotta finish this assignment
00:47:57You got this, Deb
00:47:59Okay
00:48:00Got this, got this, got this, got this
00:48:04Got this, got this, got this
00:48:06Oh, my God
00:48:12Oh, my God
00:48:14Oh, my God
00:48:15I think I'm gonna puke, Marr
00:48:30Drinking on a Tuesday night, huh?
00:48:32Been there, done that
00:48:33Oh, Tilla
00:48:35Sorry, I thought you were Martha
00:48:37What?
00:48:38Ew, no
00:48:39Hey, hey
00:48:41Are you in the Longhorn's upstairs bathroom?
00:48:44Yes
00:48:44I knew I recognized it
00:48:47I puked there once during a rager
00:48:49So
00:48:50Is Drew having a party?
00:48:53I've had dinner with his parents
00:48:55Oh, the food's that bad?
00:48:57No
00:48:57I'm just not feeling very well
00:48:59Anyway
00:49:00What do you want?
00:49:02Well
00:49:02That's no way to treat your favorite study buddy
00:49:05All right, listen
00:49:07I need help on our French porn homework
00:49:09Oh, can we just talk later?
00:49:12You look different
00:49:13What do you mean?
00:49:15You look different
00:49:16What do you mean?
00:49:19Oh, my God
00:49:20What?
00:49:22What?
00:49:22Are you pregnant?
00:49:23No
00:49:24How can you tell?
00:49:27I have a sixth sense for these kinds of things
00:49:29Oh, my God
00:49:30What do you think his parents know?
00:49:32Oh, my God
00:49:33You haven't told Drew yet, have you?
00:49:36Everything okay in there, babe?
00:49:38Yes
00:49:39Fantastic
00:49:40I am just changing my tampon
00:49:43Well, my mom said that
00:49:45She wanted me to bring you some seltzer water
00:49:47She thinks you look a little flushed
00:49:48No
00:49:49Was it the meatloaf?
00:49:53No, Drew B
00:49:54I'm just taking a real big poop
00:49:57You just go back into dinner
00:50:00And I'll see you in a minute
00:50:01Uh, okay
00:50:02Let me know if you need anything
00:50:04Will do
00:50:05Say no
00:50:08She totally knows
00:50:10Okay
00:50:10Mrs. Longhorn is oblivious
00:50:13She thinks all girls are angels
00:50:14She even called me an angel one time
00:50:16After I threw up a liter of vodka in her bathroom
00:50:19How do I get out of this?
00:50:22Just, uh, go back out there
00:50:24And tell them you were up late studying
00:50:26And you feel like shit
00:50:27And then go home with Drew
00:50:29And fess up
00:50:30Okay
00:50:31Thank you, Dilla
00:50:33That was weirdly helpful
00:50:35No biggie
00:50:37Are you mad at me, babe?
00:50:45No
00:50:46Is it because I kissed Martha that one time?
00:50:49I didn't even know you back then
00:50:50No
00:50:51Did my parents say something that upset you?
00:50:54I ruined everything tonight
00:50:56You didn't, babe?
00:50:57My mom loved you
00:50:58She said that you're
00:50:59You're like an angel
00:51:01If only they knew I corrupted their son
00:51:04Babe
00:51:05What are you talking about?
00:51:09Check my purse
00:51:10Um, what am I hurting for?
00:51:26Oh my god
00:51:27I'm so sorry
00:51:29Yeah
00:51:30Yeah
00:51:31Woo
00:51:31Oh man
00:51:33What?
00:51:34I thought you'd be devastated
00:51:36What about your parents?
00:51:39Devastated?
00:51:39Babe
00:51:40My mom loves babies
00:51:42You know what this means though, right?
00:51:44Debra Davis
00:51:53Will you
00:51:54Period
00:51:56Period
00:51:57I have my period
00:52:00Game, set, match
00:52:05Stop
00:52:05Home
00:52:08And happening
00:52:10Hey, what's up?
00:52:17Guess what?
00:52:18What?
00:52:19I have an exciting study sesh planned for us tonight that doesn't include books
00:52:22Um, how is that studying?
00:52:25You'll see
00:52:26First, I need you to turn off all of your lights
00:52:29Uh, what?
00:52:31Just, just do it
00:52:32Quick
00:52:33And then
00:52:36Turn on those little twinkly lights above your bed
00:52:39Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to learn anything?
00:52:42Martha
00:52:42A little trust, please
00:52:45So are you going to tell me what we're doing, or?
00:52:49The History Channel is streaming a Napoleon biopic
00:52:51Which covers everything in our current chapter
00:52:54Really?
00:52:55Yeah
00:52:55And I thought we could watch it together
00:52:57That actually sounds fun
00:52:58I'm going to send you the link
00:53:00Ooh, I wish I had popcorn or something
00:53:03Yeah, that would be nice
00:53:05All right, I'm going to start it
00:53:08Oh wait, hold on one second
00:53:14Weird
00:53:25This takeout delivery staff just showed up
00:53:27And I didn't even order anything
00:53:29I did
00:53:30What?
00:53:33Yeah
00:53:33I thought we'd get hungry
00:53:35So I ordered us French food
00:53:36Because of Napoleon
00:53:37Uh, I'm sorry
00:53:39Not to be a downer or anything
00:53:41But this isn't studying
00:53:43It's not supposed to be
00:53:45Huh?
00:53:47It's a date
00:53:48Martha
00:53:49Hi
00:53:51Oh
00:53:52Uh, I, I, sorry
00:53:54I, I'm confused
00:53:55I've been wanting to ask you out
00:53:57But I wasn't sure if you were ready yet
00:53:59After Trevor
00:54:01So I thought I'd act like it was a study thing
00:54:04And see how you felt at the end
00:54:06That's actually really sweet
00:54:08Brett, but this is not going to work
00:54:11Why?
00:54:13Are you kidding me?
00:54:14We're study buddies
00:54:15What's going to happen if this date doesn't go well
00:54:17And then things get awkward
00:54:19And we get a bad grade on the assignment
00:54:20And then I flunk out of class
00:54:22Okay, if we weren't study buddies
00:54:23Then would you be interested in me?
00:54:25Well
00:54:28Yeah, I, I guess
00:54:32Why are you blushing?
00:54:34I didn't say the word virgin
00:54:35Brett!
00:54:37Look, my motto is to live in the now
00:54:39So worrying about how this could get awkward in the future
00:54:42It's pointless
00:54:43Uh, okay
00:54:44And if it does get awkward
00:54:46I'll still be glad I tried
00:54:48That's a bad choice
00:54:49I live my life from one awkward moment to the next
00:54:53And I do not recommend it
00:54:55Well, you should
00:54:55You know, tons of good things come out of scary conversations
00:54:58Uh, such as?
00:55:00Such as going on a date with a girl you like
00:55:03If you're not doing things that scare you
00:55:05You're not living life
00:55:08You know what?
00:55:12I guess you have a point
00:55:13Alright
00:55:14Let's do the state
00:55:16Excellent
00:55:18Bon appétit
00:55:20These reforms brought rejoicing to many
00:55:24So
00:55:25Question
00:55:26If you knew you were going to die in the next 30 days
00:55:30How would you spend the next month?
00:55:33Well, this month I'm in the chem lab for like 30 hours and then
00:55:35But you're going to die
00:55:36Dead
00:55:38Why would you go to the chem lab?
00:55:40Because I'm mid-experiment
00:55:41Martha
00:55:42Burn the planner
00:55:44I like plans
00:55:45I like to know what's going to happen next
00:55:47Is this date putting you on edge?
00:55:49No
00:55:50Are you having just a little bit of fun?
00:55:53Yes
00:55:53But you don't know what I have planned next
00:55:56Oh no
00:55:57No, I'm not going to do anything crazy
00:55:59I just think sometimes you're so worried about checking off boxes
00:56:03That you're going to miss out on what's happening right in front of you
00:56:06You're an eat dessert first kind of person, aren't you?
00:56:09You know it
00:56:10Okay, if I was going to die in 30 days
00:56:17I'd go to the beach more
00:56:20Amazing
00:56:20I'd spend all my money on an expensive designer jacket
00:56:24There you go
00:56:26And I'd find someone to kiss
00:56:28A lot
00:56:30Me too
00:56:31Kissing's the best
00:56:32Kissing's the best
00:56:34I know
00:56:35What's your favorite place to be kissed?
00:56:37Huh
00:56:38I guess I'd have to say my
00:56:41My sharp edges
00:56:43What does that mean?
00:56:45My jawline, collarbone
00:56:48Even my fingers
00:56:49It kind of reminds me where I start and stop
00:56:52This is embarrassing
00:56:54No, I think it's sexy
00:56:56What about you?
00:56:58Where in the world would you like to be kissed?
00:57:01Like in your apartment
00:57:03Or walking down the street
00:57:05The ocean
00:57:07Wow, that sounds dreamy
00:57:09It is
00:57:10Have you ever had sex on a beach?
00:57:12No, I'm kind of inexperienced, remember?
00:57:16Right, right
00:57:17Well, don't
00:57:18Is what I was going to say
00:57:20You don't have to do that
00:57:21No, no, it's not
00:57:22It's saying it's in your butt crack
00:57:24It's horrible
00:57:24Yeah, when they do it in the movies
00:57:26It looks horrible
00:57:27Hey
00:57:30I'm sorry
00:57:31Yeah, I didn't mean to make you feel bad
00:57:34No, it's fine
00:57:35It is what it is
00:57:36You know it doesn't matter, right?
00:57:37Sure it does
00:57:39Most people my age have had tons of sex
00:57:41There you go, checking off those boxes
00:57:43And that is also not true
00:57:45My roommate is a virgin
00:57:47Great
00:57:48But I don't want to die only having had sex one time
00:57:51And only kissing two people
00:57:52That's pathetic
00:57:53What if you only kissed two people
00:57:56But one of them was your perfect match?
00:57:58Okay, you know what?
00:57:59Let's say you're right
00:57:59What if I did only kiss two people
00:58:02And what if one of them was my perfect match?
00:58:05And now he's dead
00:58:06No, I didn't
00:58:08Yeah, you sure did
00:58:09So yeah, I found my guy
00:58:11We kissed, we had sex
00:58:12It wasn't even that good
00:58:14It never is the first time
00:58:15Thanks, I've been told
00:58:16And so now he's dead
00:58:19And I can either have a thousand bad kisses
00:58:20Or never kiss anyone again
00:58:22And you know what?
00:58:23If any of those kisses are anything like Drew Longhorns
00:58:25I think I'd rather kiss no one
00:58:28Not even me?
00:58:31I think I'd rather kiss no one
00:58:33Not even me?
00:58:37You did this, didn't you?
00:58:55I have no idea what you're talking about
00:58:56The guitarist
00:58:58Outside my window
00:58:59Oh, come on
00:59:01He has a sign that says
00:59:03For Martha
00:59:04Okay, alright
00:59:05I asked my roommate to play romantic French music
00:59:09But he insisted on playing Spanish guitar
00:59:11That's really sweet
00:59:13You know what?
00:59:14I tried
00:59:14But failed
00:59:16This has just been one complete disaster
00:59:18No, it wasn't at all
00:59:20Nope, it's okay
00:59:21We can end this now
00:59:22I'll call my roommate
00:59:23And we'd be done with it
00:59:24No, don't
00:59:25Please
00:59:26This is actually one of the best dates I've ever been on
00:59:29And no one's ever really planned a whole night like this
00:59:32Just for me
00:59:33Look, I realise that you haven't been on many dates
00:59:35And that is fine
00:59:37But
00:59:38Crying in the middle of it
00:59:41It's not a good sign
00:59:44And look, I should never have pushed you so far out of your comfort zone
00:59:48It's not okay
00:59:49I'm so sorry, Brett
00:59:54No, don't apologise
00:59:57No, you planned the sweetest date ever
01:00:00And I brought up my dead boyfriend and cried
01:00:03Hello, I'm Martha and I ruin everything
01:00:06No, you didn't ruin anything
01:00:08Because that would mean I don't like you anymore
01:00:11And I think I'm into you now more than ever
01:00:14How is that even possible?
01:00:16Because
01:00:16You know, you're incredibly real
01:00:18And I'm not trying to figure out what you're thinking
01:00:21Because
01:00:21Let's be honest
01:00:23You say it out loud
01:00:24All the time
01:00:26That's not a good thing
01:00:28Well, I think it is
01:00:30That's not a good thing
01:00:31I don't know
01:00:32So
01:00:33Any other surprises?
01:00:36No
01:00:37That was the last one
01:00:39Then, while our guitarist is on a break
01:00:41I want to play you this new song I'm into
01:00:43Okay, cool
01:00:44But there's one condition
01:00:46Uh oh
01:00:47We have to dance
01:00:49Like in our rooms?
01:00:51Or you want me to come over?
01:00:53No, no, no
01:00:54Stand up
01:00:55Right here, right now
01:00:57Dance with me
01:00:58Okay
01:00:59Okay
01:01:00I've been waiting all night
01:01:02For you to come and make it right
01:01:04I thought you'd never hurt me
01:01:07Like the way you did tonight
01:01:09Cause I'm
01:01:10Wait, hang on
01:01:11I got the best idea
01:01:12I'm gonna get on with it after all
01:01:14This time
01:01:15I'm gonna be alright
01:01:17Be alright
01:01:18Right
01:01:19I don't need you
01:01:21I don't need you
01:01:23I don't need you
01:01:24I don't need you
01:01:26I don't need you
01:01:27I don't need you
01:01:28I don't need you
01:01:29I don't need you
01:01:30I don't need you
01:01:31I don't need you
01:01:32I don't need you
01:01:33I don't need you
01:01:34I don't need you
01:01:35I don't need you
01:01:36I don't need you
01:01:37I don't need you
01:01:38I don't need you
01:01:39I don't need you
01:01:40I don't need you
01:01:41I don't need you
01:01:42I don't need you
01:01:43I don't need you
01:01:44I don't need you
01:01:45I don't need you
01:01:46I don't need you
01:01:47I don't need you
01:01:48I don't need you
01:01:49I don't need you
01:01:50I don't need you
01:01:51Yeah?
01:01:52I really hope you kiss more than two people in your lifetime.
01:01:54Oh yeah? How come?
01:01:56Because I plan on being number three.
01:02:00I'd like that.
01:02:02All right, I'll talk to you soon.
01:02:14Hey, nerd.
01:02:15Why are you calling me?
01:02:17Well, I heard you and Bret are talking.
01:02:20Or whatever.
01:02:21And that is your business how?
01:02:24Well, there's something you should know about Bret.
01:02:28What?
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