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00:00:00My work visa expires in 60 days. I'm gonna get deported. I deserve someone better. Don't cry Leslie
00:00:11This is my new boyfriend, so you're the one who's getting dumped. Ms. Madsen, I need you to save my brother
00:00:18Without your bone marrow, he only has a few more months to live. Are you an American citizen? Yes, of course
00:00:24Then marry me and I'll make the donation
00:00:26I
00:00:27Can't believe you went from breakup to married in like 72 hours
00:00:33I've seen hundreds of girls like you. I am NOT a gold digger as in billionaire CEO Simon Williams think I would know if I was marrying a billionaire
00:00:47What are you like a secret millionaires something?
00:00:52What do you even do for a living?
00:00:56We're engaged David why can't we get married sooner rather than later, you know
00:01:13I just got laid off my work visa expires in 60 days. I'm gonna get deported. Don't put that on my shoulders
00:01:20It's not my responsibility
00:01:25What?
00:01:29Could you say that we've been doing that for two years we're already living together
00:01:34If we were gonna get married eventually why can't it be now see that's the problem. I don't want to marry you ever what
00:01:41truth is
00:01:43I'm already seeing someone else who it doesn't matter Leslie, let's break up. Please move out of my apartment now
00:01:54Don't cry
00:01:56Not in front of this cheating ass
00:01:58I'm sorry
00:02:08Leslie
00:02:09I'm sorry
00:02:10It's just that you don't really bring anything to the table. I
00:02:14deserve someone better
00:02:16Fuck you David. Yeah, whatever
00:02:18Good luck finding a man willing to marry you
00:02:58I'll do what I want to.
00:03:02Miss Madison?
00:03:05You going somewhere?
00:03:06I can give you a ride.
00:03:08Let's be with you in private.
00:03:11Leslie!
00:03:12Leslie!
00:03:13Who is this?
00:03:17This is my new boyfriend.
00:03:19He's hotter than you,
00:03:21richer than you,
00:03:22and has a bigger dick than you.
00:03:25So you're the one who's getting done to date.
00:03:28I don't know about this.
00:03:41When the doctor called,
00:03:42he said it was going to be multiple rounds
00:03:44of bone marrow donation.
00:03:46Why did you put your name on the donor's list
00:03:48if you're not going to donate?
00:03:50Should I tell him I developed trypanophobia?
00:03:53If I see needles,
00:03:54I'm going to faint.
00:03:55I just...
00:03:58I don't feel comfortable anymore.
00:04:00Isn't there anyone else?
00:04:02No.
00:04:03You're the only one.
00:04:06My brother.
00:04:10His name is James.
00:04:13He should be in college
00:04:14instead of lying here at death's door.
00:04:16Parents died when we were really young.
00:04:18We were raised by our grandmother.
00:04:19Leslie, without your bone marrow,
00:04:23he only has a few more months to live.
00:04:25Yes, money.
00:04:26How could I forget?
00:04:29Money, of course.
00:04:31I can give you whatever you want.
00:04:32You name it, I'll make it happen.
00:04:37Marriage?
00:04:41What did you just say?
00:04:43Are you an American citizen?
00:04:45Yes, of course.
00:04:45Then marry me and I'll make the donation.
00:04:53Then marry me and I'll make the donation.
00:04:56You can help me get a green card
00:04:58and I'll donate my bone marrow to your brother.
00:05:01Then we divorce, get separated,
00:05:03go our separate ways, win-win.
00:05:05Does she know who I am?
00:05:07Does she want to marry into the Williams family?
00:05:11Let me get this straight.
00:05:12You want to marry me
00:05:14for a green card?
00:05:18Yes.
00:05:20Why else would I marry a stranger?
00:05:23Look, my visa is expiring in 60 days
00:05:25and if I get deported,
00:05:26I won't be able to help your brother anyway.
00:05:30What do you say?
00:05:36Okay. Deal.
00:05:37We just need to do a blood test to confirm
00:05:52and if everything goes well,
00:05:54we can start the bone marrow transplant
00:05:55within two weeks.
00:05:57Ms. Madison, do you prefer the left
00:05:58or the right arm?
00:06:06Hey, are you okay?
00:06:07Yeah, yeah.
00:06:09Um...
00:06:11You can use this one.
00:06:28Come on, Leslie.
00:06:30You gotta pull through.
00:06:32You can't get deported.
00:06:34Mom and Dad are counting on you.
00:06:35Are you okay?
00:06:42You seem like you're about to faint.
00:06:44Um, I'm...
00:06:45Hey.
00:06:48Don't look at her.
00:06:50Look at me.
00:06:53I'll tell you a secret.
00:06:55I'm definitely afraid of bugs.
00:06:58I mean, I know I'm a big guy,
00:06:59but when I see one,
00:07:00I squirm like a little girl.
00:07:02This one time I was in, like, this huge meeting
00:07:05and this spider, like, came out of the ceiling
00:07:07and he landed on my arm
00:07:09and then he started crawling up
00:07:10and I ran out the door
00:07:12and I peed my pants.
00:07:16And we're done.
00:07:18See?
00:07:18That wasn't so bad, right?
00:07:21I didn't even tell it was already open.
00:07:23What did you miss?
00:07:40So this is your...
00:07:41aunt's place?
00:07:44Yeah, on my mother's side.
00:07:45I really need to find a new living arrangement soon.
00:07:51Uncle Toby won't be happy that I'm here.
00:07:54Well, I can pick you up tomorrow.
00:07:58Did you get married?
00:07:59Oh, no, no, no. I'll get there myself.
00:08:029am, City Hall. I'll be there.
00:08:05Okay.
00:08:10Good night.
00:08:11Good night, Simon.
00:08:15You what? Marry her. Tomorrow.
00:08:20It's the only way to save James.
00:08:23So the money's not enough.
00:08:25She wants to be part of the Williams family.
00:08:28Simon, she's a gold digger.
00:08:30I don't think she knows who I am.
00:08:32I think she just wants to move here so she can get a green card.
00:08:35So that way she can stay in this country.
00:08:38Plus, it'd be a great way for me to keep a watch to make sure James recovers.
00:08:42Keep it that way.
00:08:43Don't let her find out your real identity.
00:08:47You cannot let the public know about this.
00:08:49If they find out you married an immigrant, our stocks will plummet.
00:08:54So, once James recovers, divorce her and marry Mia White.
00:09:03Simon!
00:09:04Here is your breakfast, Uncle Turkey.
00:09:25Hey, Luzak.
00:09:27Where's my coffee?
00:09:28Hiley, what's the matter with you?
00:09:30Don't talk to your cousin like that.
00:09:32She's not wrong.
00:09:34How long are you staying here anyways?
00:09:36I mean, you're a grown-ass adult.
00:09:38I'm not housing them, feeding them for free.
00:09:41Toby!
00:09:42Where is she going to go?
00:09:42She lost her job, got dumped, and now she's homeless.
00:09:46Oh, ignore them, sweetheart.
00:09:48Stay as long as you need to.
00:09:50I'll find a place soon, and I'll pay you guys back for food and rent.
00:09:55As soon as I get a job.
00:10:01Oh, crap.
00:10:02I have somewhere important to make.
00:10:05Wait, no breakfast?
00:10:07Important, my ass.
00:10:08Where's someone like her going to go?
00:10:09Finally, my ticket to this great country.
00:10:29I mean it.
00:10:30You're welcome.
00:10:32If there's nothing else, I can give you a ride or something.
00:10:35Actually, there is something else.
00:10:38Okay?
00:10:45I made a checklist.
00:10:48Please take a look.
00:10:52Number one, open a joint bank account.
00:10:54Number two, host a small wedding with family for photos.
00:10:58Number three, go on dates and post on social media.
00:11:02What's all this for?
00:11:04A marriage certificate is not enough.
00:11:05I need this to look realistic.
00:11:08We need to prove the authenticity of our marriage to the immigration officer with lots of photos.
00:11:13Oh, and don't worry about the bank account.
00:11:15We just need to put a little money together.
00:11:20That's not enough.
00:11:22What?
00:11:22Move in.
00:11:35Move in.
00:11:35Together?
00:11:36Yes.
00:11:36Move in.
00:11:37Together?
00:11:38Yes.
00:11:38Move in.
00:11:39Together?
00:11:40If you want to make this look believable, we're going to have to move in together.
00:11:50That's what married people do, right?
00:11:52That would solve my living arrangement problems.
00:11:56But moving in with a stranger?
00:11:59And as for the rest of the checklist, I got it taken care of.
00:12:03Don't worry about it.
00:12:05Oh, and let's have the wedding a week from now.
00:12:08That gives me time to prep, and we can move in together after the wedding.
00:12:13Sound good?
00:12:13Wow, you are really on top of it.
00:12:21I just feel bad making you do all of this work.
00:12:24Look, don't worry about it.
00:12:26I just need you to stay healthy.
00:12:28A brother's life depends on it.
00:12:32Oh, Simon, there's one more thing.
00:12:35What is it?
00:12:37I don't have a lot of money right now.
00:12:39So, if it's okay, can you pay for the wedding bills and...
00:12:45Don't even worry about the money.
00:12:46I think I got it covered.
00:12:47No, no, no, no, no.
00:12:48I have to pay you, and I can't just leech off of you.
00:12:51I'll pay you back as soon as I find a new job.
00:12:54Okay, deal.
00:12:55Okay.
00:12:56Let's do this.
00:13:09Good morning, Mr. Williams.
00:13:15You have a board meeting at 11.30 a.m., then you have a lunch with the executive team,
00:13:20then later in the afternoon, you have a meeting with Mr. J at Crazy Maple Studio to discuss
00:13:24their latest app, Real Short.
00:13:27Real Short?
00:13:28The media streaming platform?
00:13:29Yes, it's really popular right now, and it's soaring on both iOS and Google Play charts.
00:13:34Set the meeting room up for Mr. J's arrival.
00:13:36It'd be great if he accepts our investment.
00:13:37Oh, and one more thing.
00:13:40Of course.
00:13:41What do you need, sir?
00:13:42I need you to find me a modest house and a great neighbor, and then I need a new car.
00:13:45Something like a Mercedes will be fine.
00:13:47And lastly, I need you to book me a wedding venue a week from now.
00:13:51Uh, okay.
00:13:53Anything else?
00:13:54Actually, yes.
00:13:55Hold on.
00:13:59It's so great.
00:13:59Who's that?
00:14:16Who's that?
00:14:17It's Mia White, heiress of the White family.
00:14:20I hear she's going to be engaged to Mr. Williams soon.
00:14:23But she's not even that pretty.
00:14:25Yeah, but who cares?
00:14:26She's worth billions.
00:14:27I hear T9 is going to merge with White Group.
00:14:30What does that mean for us?
00:14:31Pay raise.
00:14:35Mr. J, it was great talking to you today.
00:14:38I guarantee you that T6 is going to take your company to the next level.
00:14:42Yes, yes, of course.
00:14:43Okay.
00:14:52Um, talk to you next week.
00:14:54Hi, Zylin.
00:14:56Um, Mia, what are you doing here?
00:15:01You haven't called or texted.
00:15:04You know, I've been busy.
00:15:13Your grandmother wanted me to check up on you.
00:15:19It's almost 5.30.
00:15:20We should go grab dinner.
00:15:22I made us reservations at Joel Rovichon.
00:15:26Your favorite.
00:15:27I, uh, got somewhere else to be.
00:15:30Where?
00:15:32Bring me.
00:15:36Mia.
00:15:38Go home.
00:15:42Simon!
00:15:43Hey, Aunt Marie.
00:15:56Yes?
00:15:57I need to tell you something.
00:15:59All right.
00:16:00I got married this morning.
00:16:02That's nice, dear.
00:16:04Wait, what?
00:16:06I got you when David broke up.
00:16:08I can't tell Aunt Marie the truth.
00:16:10She'll freak out and tell my parents.
00:16:12It'll just cause more drama back home.
00:16:19Um, I actually met this guy a while back,
00:16:22and we recently reconnected and hit it off.
00:16:25Plus, you know my visa situation.
00:16:28Yeah, but marriage?
00:16:30Already?
00:16:31Well, what's his name?
00:16:33How old is he?
00:16:34What's he do for a living?
00:16:37When's dinner?
00:16:38I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus.
00:16:41Almost.
00:16:42Patty.
00:16:43This conversation's not over yet, Missy.
00:16:47Don't worry, Aunt Marie.
00:16:49I'll be fine.
00:16:52This conversation's not over yet, Missy.
00:16:55Don't worry, Aunt Marie.
00:16:56I'll be fine.
00:16:57Hmm?
00:16:58And I'm living in the past, Missy.
00:17:00What?
00:17:03Wait, you seriously went and got yourself married?
00:17:05Who's the guy some homeless bum you found on the street?
00:17:08That's not nice.
00:17:09What?
00:17:10We all know she was marrying for the green card.
00:17:12She probably paid some homeless guy for it.
00:17:15First of all, his name is Simon.
00:17:18Hmm.
00:17:18Sign of all, he's actually a decent guy with a good job.
00:17:20Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
00:17:26I have to take this.
00:17:34Hey, is everything okay?
00:17:37Uh, what?
00:17:38I can't call and check on my wife?
00:17:42Of course you can, husband.
00:17:45I just get worried with James in the hospital and everything, you know?
00:17:50Everything's great with James.
00:17:52The doctor gave us the green lamp for the bone marrow donation.
00:17:55So that's going to happen in two weeks.
00:17:57The doctor gave us the green lamp for the bone marrow donation.
00:18:00So that's going to happen in two weeks.
00:18:03Okay.
00:18:04Don't worry.
00:18:06I'm going to be with you every step of the way.
00:18:10Actually, I was calling about something else from the checklist.
00:18:15You said that you wanted a small wedding,
00:18:17so I was thinking maybe we should go wedding dress shopping
00:18:20and then maybe buy some rings.
00:18:23Hey, listen, don't worry.
00:18:23I'm going to pay for everything.
00:18:28No need.
00:18:29I'm broke, and I'll just find something online.
00:18:32We're just going to use it for props anyway,
00:18:34so there's no reason it wastes money.
00:18:35No, no, no, really.
00:18:36It's no problem at all.
00:18:37No, it's okay.
00:18:38I'll be busy tomorrow anyway.
00:18:40I have to apply for jobs.
00:18:42Oh, okay.
00:18:43I guess I'll see you tomorrow then.
00:18:44Have a good night.
00:18:49Wow, what an interesting girl.
00:18:51If she doesn't want to go shopping,
00:18:54I guess I'm going to have to bring the shopping to her.
00:18:57He's such a sweet guy.
00:18:58Um, who are you?
00:19:11Hi, I'm Joey from Style Public Relations.
00:19:14Is there a Miss Madison living here?
00:19:17Leslie, there's someone at the door for you.
00:19:21Hi, I'm Leslie Madison.
00:19:25Great, then let's get started.
00:19:27Wow, spectacular.
00:19:49That is amazing.
00:19:52What a vision.
00:19:53I love it.
00:19:57How are you even going to afford all this?
00:19:58You don't even pay us rent.
00:20:02Hayley.
00:20:08I love it.
00:20:10How are you even going to afford all this?
00:20:11You don't even pay us rent.
00:20:15Hayley.
00:20:16All of this looks lovely, but she's right.
00:20:21I don't think I can afford any of it.
00:20:24Oh, don't worry.
00:20:25Your husband already paid.
00:20:27Just pick whatever you like.
00:20:29Oh, I almost forgot.
00:20:31Susie, show her the shoes.
00:20:32Got it.
00:20:33Here, Miss Madison, let's try these on.
00:20:35This was a special order.
00:20:37Paid for already as well.
00:20:38Where are those limited edition?
00:20:41Let me try them on.
00:20:42Hayley, what are you doing?
00:20:43Wait a minute.
00:20:44Um, these were custom ordered for Miss Madison.
00:20:49The shoes are in her size.
00:20:51How did Simon even know my shoes?
00:20:55How did Simon even know my shoe size?
00:21:25I'm glad you like them.
00:21:44Simon.
00:21:46How are you?
00:21:47Leslie, this is your husband.
00:21:50Yeah, this is Simon.
00:21:53What the actual fuck?
00:21:56This is Simon.
00:21:58Simon, this is my aunt's family.
00:22:00We have Aunt Marie, Uncle Toby, and my cousin Haley.
00:22:05Well, it's a pleasure to meet all of you.
00:22:07Let's do dinner on me next time.
00:22:09Sounds good, Simon.
00:22:10But today, we have to plan for a beautiful wedding with my wife.
00:22:14Joey, we're all done here?
00:22:16Yes, Mr. Williams, we're all done here.
00:22:19Shall we?
00:22:38Wait.
00:22:39What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:22:42I'm not that rich.
00:22:44Of course, there's a rental.
00:22:52Wait.
00:22:53What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:22:55I'm not that rich.
00:22:57Of course, there's a rental.
00:22:59Okay?
00:23:00Okay?
00:23:01Simon, what is this place?
00:23:29She thinks this house is nice.
00:23:31I told Ted to find a modest place.
00:23:33This is where I'll be living.
00:23:35It's a married couple.
00:23:40This is where I'll be living.
00:23:55It's a married couple.
00:23:59I know it's not much, but it's her new home.
00:24:06Wait, not much?
00:24:08What are you talking about?
00:24:10This place is so nice.
00:24:12What are you, like a secret millionaire or something?
00:24:19I don't own it.
00:24:20I just rent it.
00:24:22How much do you pay for rent?
00:24:24I don't know if I can afford half of the kind of expense yet.
00:24:28I would never ask a woman to pay after more.
00:24:30Especially when that woman's my wife.
00:24:31Yeah, but I'm not your real wife.
00:24:34Of course I'm going to help you pay rent.
00:24:36We can discuss it later.
00:24:38I want to go over some wedding details with you.
00:24:40I made a reservation at Sunset Resort next Saturday.
00:24:44Sunset Resort?
00:24:45Isn't that place like five grand an hour?
00:24:49No, no, no, no.
00:24:51Can we please just have a backyard wedding?
00:24:55Right here is perfect.
00:24:58Do you want a backyard wedding?
00:25:02Yeah, it's just photos for the immigration officer.
00:25:05You're spending money like you're a billionaire.
00:25:09What do you even do for a living?
00:25:13Um...
00:25:17What do you even do for a living?
00:25:21Um...
00:25:24I'm just a software engineer.
00:25:26Ah, so that's why you could afford all of this.
00:25:30Anyway, yes, please, can we just do a small wedding?
00:25:34It's giving me anxiety just thinking about it.
00:25:37As you wish.
00:25:38Feel free to invite some friends.
00:25:39You're right.
00:25:40I should call Teresa.
00:25:42We're going to need some witnesses.
00:25:49I can't believe you went from break up to married in like 72 hours.
00:25:53Well, he needed my bone marrow and I needed a green card.
00:25:57Good profile.
00:25:59Ah, you know this sounds exactly like the plot of a real short TV show.
00:26:02You know?
00:26:06What's his name?
00:26:07Simon Williams.
00:26:11Simon Williams?
00:26:12As in billionaire.
00:26:14CEO.
00:26:15Simon Williams.
00:26:18As in billionaire.
00:26:19CEO.
00:26:20Simon Williams.
00:26:23Of course not.
00:26:24Simon Williams is a very common name.
00:26:27Are you sure?
00:26:29Because Simon Williams is super elusive.
00:26:31There are barely any photos of him on the internet.
00:26:33I think I would know if I was marrying a billionaire.
00:26:38He's just a regular software engineer.
00:26:40I'm sure he makes plenty of money with that job, but he's no billionaire.
00:26:44Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:26:48That would be insane.
00:26:49I wish.
00:26:50Okay.
00:26:51Next question.
00:26:52Is he hot?
00:26:54Major eye candy.
00:26:56You'll see when you meet him at the wedding.
00:26:59The wedding.
00:27:00Shall we cheer?
00:27:01Yes.
00:27:02Let's do it.
00:27:03Let's take a look.
00:27:04Oh, that is so cute.
00:27:05So cute.
00:27:06Again, again.
00:27:07Okay.
00:27:08You may take as many pictures of yourself as you wish, but do not post any photos of my grandson
00:27:27on the internet.
00:27:28Is that clear?
00:27:31But do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:27:36Just give me a second, okay?
00:27:45Hi.
00:27:46You must be Simon's grandmother.
00:27:48That's very nice to me.
00:27:50Let's cut the crap.
00:27:53I've seen hundreds of girls like you.
00:27:56And when this fake marriage fiasco is over, you'll be getting a divorce.
00:28:01Immediately.
00:28:03That was the agreement.
00:28:05Of course.
00:28:06If James' recovery goes without a hitch, we might think of giving you a little bit more.
00:28:12But don't even think about asking for anything extra.
00:28:15So you think I'm a gold digger?
00:28:18That couldn't be anything further from the truth.
00:28:21I came to this country when I was 21 all by myself on a work visa.
00:28:26And if my work visa wasn't expiring, I wouldn't even think to marry a stranger.
00:28:30So yes, I may be a poor working class immigrant, but you cannot look down on my character.
00:28:37I am not a gold digger.
00:28:40Of course not.
00:28:43Grandma.
00:28:44Could you not scare me up right away?
00:28:46She's very hard to find.
00:28:49Sorry about my grandmother.
00:28:51Simon!
00:28:52It's okay.
00:28:53I understand.
00:28:54I don't know.
00:28:55She's a little senile.
00:28:59Oh.
00:29:00Shall we?
00:29:05It's good.
00:29:12Right there.
00:29:13Oh, I love it.
00:29:15Yes.
00:29:16Hey, yes.
00:29:17Uh-huh.
00:29:21Please, perfect.
00:29:22Can you get this real quick?
00:29:23Yeah.
00:29:26Uh-huh.
00:29:27Perfect.
00:29:30All right.
00:29:33Now, Bri, can you lift your chin up for me just a little bit?
00:29:35Let me make you right there.
00:29:37Okay.
00:29:38I'm gonna need you to smile for the camera.
00:29:42Not for me, but for the immigration officer.
00:29:44And it looks like you love me.
00:29:46Okay.
00:29:47Now, how about a kiss for the camera, huh?
00:29:50Of course.
00:29:53I mean, he's right.
00:29:56How's a wedding photo gonna be complete without a kiss?
00:29:59Oh, man.
00:30:00I am so tired.
00:30:12Who would have thought even a small wedding would be so much work?
00:30:13Did you get enough photos?
00:30:14Oh, yeah.
00:30:15Teresa took some and your photographer was fantastic.
00:30:17He made us look super legit.
00:30:18Whoa.
00:30:19Just legit?
00:30:20We look cute in these.
00:30:21Okay.
00:30:22Cute and legit.
00:30:23Okay.
00:30:24Cute and legit.
00:30:25Oh, and your grandmother told me to post a photo.
00:30:26Oh, yeah.
00:30:27Oh, yeah.
00:30:28Oh, yeah.
00:30:29Oh, yeah.
00:30:30Oh, yeah.
00:30:31Oh, yeah.
00:30:32Oh, yeah.
00:30:33Oh, yeah.
00:30:34Anybody?
00:30:35It's a big one.
00:30:36Yeah.
00:30:37Oh, yeah.
00:30:38Oh, yeah.
00:30:39I'm scared of pictures.
00:30:40Yeah.
00:30:41It was a little strange.
00:30:42Oh, yeah.
00:30:43Alright.
00:30:44legit? We look cute in these. Okay, cute and legit. Oh, and your grandmother told me to
00:30:53post anything on social media. Why is that? Yeah, it's because we're just a private family.
00:31:04Hey, listen, I completely understand that you need to make this look legit.
00:31:08I'll just make a new Instagram and call it Leslie and Simon, and I'll post other photos
00:31:13there. Don't worry, I'll make it private, but it's for the immigration officer.
00:31:20That sounds good. Okay.
00:31:34Dr. Walker? Well, hey, slow down. Is everything okay?
00:31:38Okay. Well, hey, slow down. Is everything okay? Okay, we'll be right there.
00:31:46Dr. Walker? Something urgent has come up. We need to go into surgery right now. Follow
00:31:53me. Please keep calling Dr. Kenneth. Please try his receptionist and his wife. I'll apply
00:32:01a local anesthetic. Since this was sold last second, my anesthesiologist can't be here.
00:32:06Ms. Madison, please lay down on your side and tuck your knees to your stomach.
00:32:20You're so brave. Thank you so much.
00:32:22You're going to feel a sharp pain when the needle goes up. Hey, you're not helping.
00:32:44Here we go.
00:32:44Here we go.
00:32:44I have to pull through for Simon.
00:33:07I am so sorry.
00:33:09I am so sorry.
00:33:14Leslie? Leslie.
00:33:39Hey.
00:33:42What? You're awake.
00:33:44Whoa, hey, how do you feel?
00:33:52My back kind of hurts, but other than that, I feel fine.
00:33:58What happened?
00:33:59You passed out.
00:34:01But the doctor said you were going to be fine.
00:34:05Okay.
00:34:07What about your brother? Is everything okay?
00:34:09The bone marrow transfusion has a success.
00:34:18It's...
00:34:23All thanks to you.
00:34:31All thanks to you.
00:34:39I'm hungry.
00:34:43I'm sorry, I didn't think of that.
00:34:45Do you want something to eat?
00:34:47Um, maybe just a burger and fries.
00:34:50No, I have to give you something more nutritional than that.
00:34:53What?
00:34:55You just lay down, I'll be right back.
00:34:57Okay.
00:34:58Okay.
00:34:59Okay.
00:35:00Okay.
00:35:02Ted.
00:35:04I need you to make some reservations at Epic.
00:35:06Mm-hmm.
00:35:08Yes, clear the road.
00:35:10I'm sorry.
00:35:12I'm sorry.
00:35:14I'm sorry.
00:35:16I'm sorry.
00:35:18I'm sorry.
00:35:20I'm sorry.
00:35:22I'm sorry.
00:35:24I'm sorry.
00:35:25I'm sorry.
00:35:27Yes, clear the restaurant.
00:35:29All right.
00:35:56Oh, I am so full.
00:35:59This is the best meal I've ever had.
00:36:01You should try my cooking.
00:36:02I'm an excellent chef.
00:36:04Really, no.
00:36:06You don't seem like the top.
00:36:07Well, there's a lot you don't know about me.
00:36:09Wife.
00:36:13You know, it's so strange.
00:36:16There's no one in here tonight.
00:36:18I thought this place was famous and the reservations were hard to come by.
00:36:21Well, it just so happens I'm a friend of the chef and you owe me a favor.
00:36:25So, here we are.
00:36:28Good job, Mr. Williams.
00:36:30Well, glad you like it, Mrs. Williams.
00:36:32That is so strange to hear.
00:36:36Oh, yeah, that reminds me.
00:36:38My friend told me earlier that you happen to have the same name as this billionaire CEO, Simon Williams.
00:36:45I'm sorry.
00:36:47Just so we're on the same page.
00:36:49That isn't you, is it?
00:36:51Well, Leslie, yeah.
00:36:53What do you mean you're closed?
00:36:55Yeah, there's literally two people sitting right there.
00:36:57Yeah, private dining.
00:36:59Yeah, private dining, my ass.
00:37:01Wait.
00:37:03Leslie?
00:37:05Wait.
00:37:07Leslie?
00:37:09Wait.
00:37:10Leslie?
00:37:11Oh, wow.
00:37:12Look at you, Leslie.
00:37:14Looks like you, uh, snagged yourself a rich guy and always knew you were after my money.
00:37:18I am so sorry, Mr. Williams, for the disturbance from comp meal.
00:37:20Oh, this is your ex-girlfriend.
00:37:22Yeah, Sarah.
00:37:24Meet Leslie, my loser ex.
00:37:25And she clearly cheated on me with this dude.
00:37:26Who are you to judge me and call me a cheater?
00:37:31Simon, let's go.
00:37:33I would leave her if I was you.
00:37:34She's a skank.
00:37:35She's probably just trying to use you.
00:37:37Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:40,
00:37:49I, I would leave her if I was you.
00:37:52She's a skank.
00:37:53She's probably just trying to use you.
00:37:55secrettes and they're blacklisted.
00:37:59I want to hear them again.
00:38:04Hope you've reached me and I did love working out by the boss.
00:38:05Make sure they're blacklisted. I want to hear them again.
00:38:20Thank you for what you did back there.
00:38:25But don't get yourself into trouble.
00:38:28Violence is not the answer.
00:38:30Well, of course it's not the answer, but...
00:38:34But it's the solution.
00:38:35You want to talk about it?
00:38:40What's there to talk about?
00:38:43I basically saw everything.
00:38:46He was my boyfriend of two years.
00:38:49We even got engaged.
00:38:51I asked him to help me and marry me.
00:38:55Instead he dumped me and got somebody better.
00:38:59Like Sarah.
00:39:00He doesn't deserve you.
00:39:02I just never want to be in that situation again.
00:39:05Begging someone to help me.
00:39:09Feeling so powerless.
00:39:11I want my fate to lie in my own hands.
00:39:14I know exactly what you mean.
00:39:26James plays beautiful.
00:39:27I felt so powerless when he got sick.
00:39:35I can't do anything.
00:39:38When the doctor showed me your photo,
00:39:39I had hope again.
00:39:42I can do anything.
00:39:43Take care see.
00:39:55Bye.
00:39:57.
00:39:57.
00:39:57.
00:40:01.
00:40:01.
00:40:01I'm sorry.
00:40:22I didn't mean to wake you.
00:40:23Good morning.
00:40:25Would you like breakfast in bed?
00:40:28Are you offering me breakfast?
00:40:31I told you I'm a fantastic chef.
00:40:34Plus, it gives me a chance to sell off my cooking skills.
00:40:36Well, I'm quite the chef myself.
00:40:39Oh, well, a competition then.
00:40:42Oh, you're wrong.
00:40:44Oh, you got something right here.
00:40:46It's like I'm walking to the finished life, finished life.
00:40:53I need some faith to take me home.
00:40:57No matter what it takes, you gotta know, gotta know.
00:41:01Our life goes all around, so take it slow.
00:41:06Man, this is the moment of truth.
00:41:10I try yours, and you try mine.
00:41:13Here we go.
00:41:15Here we go.
00:41:17How is it?
00:41:33Come on.
00:41:34I'm just kidding.
00:41:35It's delicious.
00:41:36These are actually really good.
00:41:40Was it good?
00:41:53Mm-hmm.
00:41:54Let me try.
00:42:07Yummy.
00:42:07That's weird.
00:42:10What?
00:42:11I got a meeting.
00:42:12I got to go to the office.
00:42:13Do you have any plans?
00:42:14It's already Monday.
00:42:15I have an interview.
00:42:16I've got to go.
00:42:17Okay, well, hey, listen, I can give you a ride.
00:42:31Darling, you're back.
00:42:33How wonderful.
00:42:35You look beautiful, Francesca.
00:42:38No, sweetheart.
00:42:39You're a doll.
00:42:40Come, let's have some tea.
00:42:41Okay.
00:42:42I'm so glad that you're back.
00:42:43I know.
00:42:44I missed you.
00:42:45Sit down, darling.
00:42:46So nice to see you.
00:42:48By the way, Francesca, I got these supplements from Switzerland.
00:42:51They're great for your health.
00:42:53Oh, darling, that's so kind of you.
00:42:55But you don't need to bring us anything.
00:42:57You're practically family.
00:42:58That's the thing, Francesca.
00:43:02I don't think Simon will marry me.
00:43:06Of course he's going to marry you.
00:43:08We've been talking about this wedding for years.
00:43:10And who else could run with my Simon except you?
00:43:16But I've done everything I can, Francesca.
00:43:19I make the time to see him.
00:43:21He says no.
00:43:22Darling, he's just a little preoccupied at the moment.
00:43:25Preoccupied?
00:43:26With what?
00:43:30Francesca, I don't think I can do this.
00:43:32If Simon doesn't want me, I don't...
00:43:34Lea, he...
00:43:37I'm going to tell you something.
00:43:40But you have to promise me you will not tell anyone else.
00:43:43Of course.
00:43:45You have my word.
00:43:54Just my luck.
00:43:56Sarah, meet Leslie, my loser accent.
00:44:05Sit down, Ms. Madison.
00:44:06This is a professional setting.
00:44:08You're just going to walk out of an interview?
00:44:17When I saw your resume,
00:44:20I almost left.
00:44:21I thought I just had to interview you.
00:44:26So, Ms. Madison.
00:44:29Tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:44:34Ms. Madison.
00:44:35Tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:44:39I was laid off because the company decided to outsource the whole department.
00:44:45I wasn't fired.
00:44:47I know so many people just like you, Ms. Madison.
00:44:49They always blame their problems on others.
00:44:51They never take responsibility for themselves.
00:44:54There's actually a word for that.
00:44:56It's spelled L-O-S-E-R.
00:45:01Loser.
00:45:03Thank you for interviewing me.
00:45:05You're very professional.
00:45:08The boss should be proud.
00:45:09Hey, it's me.
00:45:20So, there's this girl named Leslie Madison.
00:45:24Get the word out to all our HR friends.
00:45:27She slept with her boss at her previous job.
00:45:30And that's why she got fired.
00:45:32What is that deliciousness I smell?
00:45:33I smell all the way down to the driveway.
00:45:34I'm glad you're home.
00:45:35Dinner is ready.
00:45:36I can't tell you how strange it is to come to a warm house.
00:45:38And I already have dinner on the table.
00:45:39You're incredible.
00:45:40What do you usually come home to?
00:45:41What do you usually come home to?
00:45:42What?
00:45:43What do you do?
00:45:44What do you do?
00:45:45I'm glad you're home.
00:45:46Dinner is ready.
00:45:47I can't tell you how strange it is to come to a warm house.
00:45:49And I already have dinner on the table.
00:45:50You're incredible.
00:45:51What do you usually come home to?
00:46:13Usually darkness.
00:46:16Well, you have me now.
00:46:18And this is the least I could do to repay you.
00:46:22Oh.
00:46:23And I'm going to pay you back as soon as I get a job.
00:46:27How's it going by the way?
00:46:28The job interview?
00:46:30Don't remind me.
00:46:31It was the worst.
00:46:34But it's okay.
00:46:35I have a bunch of other interviews lined up,
00:46:37so it's going to be fine.
00:46:39No, I love a good story.
00:46:41Okay, so remember that girl Sarah?
00:46:45Shut up.
00:46:46Yes.
00:46:47She was just like, oh yeah, I'm going to get you.
00:46:49I'm going to make sure that you're not getting this job.
00:46:51And I'll see you later.
00:46:52Hi.
00:46:53I'm Leslie Madison.
00:46:54I'm here for an interview.
00:46:55Let me check.
00:46:57Oh.
00:46:58Leslie, I'm so sorry.
00:47:00Your interview has been canceled.
00:47:01What?
00:47:02Why?
00:47:03Um, that I do not know.
00:47:05Hi.
00:47:06Hi.
00:47:07This is Leslie Madison.
00:47:08I'm calling to confirm my interview for this afternoon.
00:47:09Hi.
00:47:10Hi.
00:47:11This is Leslie Madison.
00:47:12I'm calling to confirm my interview for this afternoon.
00:47:15Canceled.
00:47:16Right.
00:47:17Got it.
00:47:18Thanks.
00:47:19Got it.
00:47:20Got it.
00:47:21Thanks.
00:47:23No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:25You've been in the booth.
00:47:26Canceled.
00:47:27Right.
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:30No, I'm not a fanfare yet.
00:47:31But now I'm gonna be able to go.
00:47:33Sorry, I'm a fanfare.
00:47:35No, I'm not a fanfare yet.
00:47:36I'm not a fanfare yet.
00:47:38No, I'm not a fanfare yet.
00:47:40Right. Got it. Thanks.
00:47:52Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down there, bestie.
00:47:55What is going on?
00:47:57Something terrible is happening.
00:48:05So you're telling me that all your interview was cancelled on you?
00:48:08Yup.
00:48:09And they were all like, you're not a suitable candidate anymore or some bullshit.
00:48:15Like, this position has already been developed.
00:48:18That is very weird.
00:48:20Right? It's like somebody's trying to sabotage me.
00:48:24I have a friend of mine who's a headhunter.
00:48:27I'm going to text her and just see if she knows anything.
00:48:33Oh my lord.
00:48:35No.
00:48:36Okay, enough of that. I can't carry you home, sis.
00:48:41Look, there's a private Discord chat where all the HRs in the city post their shady candidates.
00:48:47And, um, you're on there.
00:48:53What?
00:48:57What the actual fuck?
00:48:59I can't believe this.
00:49:02Look, here, drink some water. You've had far too much alcohol.
00:49:05There you go.
00:49:14I hate this.
00:49:18Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:49:20Hey, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
00:49:21We're going to sit you down.
00:49:22And we are going to call your husband to come pick you up.
00:49:27I think you texted me his number.
00:49:29He's not even my husband.
00:49:32He's fake.
00:49:35Well, I don't know about that.
00:49:39Look pretty real to me.
00:49:41Hey, I saw the way he looked at you.
00:49:42That boy is crazy about you.
00:49:48That boy.
00:49:51These numbers are all wrong.
00:49:56Ted, call a meeting with the data team right now.
00:49:59Yes, sir.
00:50:00Leslie?
00:50:06I'm going to be a little...
00:50:10I'll be there in 10 minutes.
00:50:11Mr. Williams, the meeting.
00:50:13I cancel it.
00:50:16This is a changed man.
00:50:23Oh, hey.
00:50:27Thank you for calling.
00:50:28Is everything okay?
00:50:29It's barely six.
00:50:30Why does she like this?
00:50:32I just don't.
00:50:33Hey, come on.
00:50:34Hey, come on.
00:50:35We got to go.
00:50:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50:37Can you help me, please?
00:50:38Yes.
00:50:39All right.
00:50:40One, two, three.
00:50:41Come on.
00:50:42Let's go.
00:50:44Oh, got it.
00:50:45Get your shoes.
00:50:46I told you.
00:50:47You're so cute.
00:50:48All right.
00:50:49So this is what you like when you're drunk.
00:50:50Okay.
00:50:51Come on.
00:50:52Come on.
00:50:53Look.
00:50:54Whoa, whoa.
00:50:55Okay.
00:50:56All right.
00:50:57All right.
00:50:58Watch your head there.
00:50:59Careful.
00:51:03Okay.
00:51:05All right.
00:51:10Well, Tracy, you need a ride?
00:51:11Oh, no.
00:51:12I'll just walk.
00:51:13I'm super close.
00:51:14Okay.
00:51:15Well, can you leave me in what's going on?
00:51:20Oh, boy.
00:51:21Uh, there's a rumor going around about Leslie that it could not be further from truth.
00:51:29A rumor.
00:51:30A rumor.
00:51:31What did it say?
00:51:38Hey, Ted.
00:51:39I'm gonna send you a screenshot.
00:51:41Show it to our HR, and ask her who's spreading that false information.
00:51:45Okay.
00:51:46Okay.
00:51:47Okay.
00:51:48Okay.
00:51:50Simon.
00:51:51Yes.
00:51:52Let's drink some wine.
00:51:53How about maybe tomorrow?
00:51:54No.
00:51:55I want wine.
00:51:56No.
00:51:57No.
00:51:58No.
00:51:59No.
00:52:00No.
00:52:01No.
00:52:02No.
00:52:03No.
00:52:04No.
00:52:05No.
00:52:06I want wine.
00:52:07No.
00:52:08No.
00:52:09No.
00:52:10No.
00:52:11No!
00:52:12No.
00:52:13How about we make omelets?
00:52:14I'll tell you what, how about a cooking competition?
00:52:16Okay.
00:52:17Alright.
00:52:18Why are you hiding the wine?
00:52:19I didn't hide the wine.
00:52:20No.
00:52:21No.
00:52:22See what you're trying to do with me.
00:52:23No.
00:52:24I want wine.
00:52:25No.
00:52:26How about we make omelets?
00:52:27No.
00:52:28No.
00:52:29No.
00:52:30No.
00:52:31No.
00:52:32No.
00:52:33Or are you hiding the wine?
00:52:35No.
00:52:36I didn't hide the line from you.
00:52:38I think you drank all of it.
00:52:40Don't you want us to have fun?
00:52:54Put this on.
00:53:06Put this on.
00:53:16Don't tell me what to do.
00:53:24I don't want to behave.
00:53:36No touch.
00:53:48Um...Leslie?
00:53:54Hey, wake up.
00:54:06Just like it.
00:54:08I'll make it easier.
00:54:10So...
00:54:12Why did it happen?
00:54:14Okay...
00:54:23This is a funny one.
00:54:25I'm not sure what a lot.
00:54:27I'm just going to make it.
00:54:29No.
00:54:31I'm not sure what to do.
00:54:33Simon?
00:54:52Hmm.
00:54:54You're naked!
00:54:55Do you remember what you did last night?
00:55:03What did I do?
00:55:08Please don't be embarrassing.
00:55:11Maybe I'm your little reminder.
00:55:15Hey, why didn't you tell me you're having trouble finding work?
00:55:30How did you know about that?
00:55:32Theresa told me.
00:55:34Oh, um, I didn't want to bother you.
00:55:40I'll figure out.
00:55:42Leslie, you know you can rely on me.
00:55:46I'm your husband.
00:55:48Fake husband.
00:55:54Leslie, it doesn't have to be like that.
00:55:58What do you mean?
00:56:01I've fallen for you.
00:56:04Do you have feelings for me too?
00:56:08Of course I do.
00:56:09But what are you saying?
00:56:10That we just not get divorced when our agreement is up?
00:56:14No, no, what I'm saying is give us a shot.
00:56:21Okay.
00:56:22So you're saying that the rumor came from someone from Central Media.
00:56:37Do you have a name?
00:56:39Just a first name.
00:56:40Sarah.
00:56:41I'm still looking into it.
00:56:43Sarah.
00:56:44Instead he talked to me.
00:56:46And got somebody better.
00:56:48Like Sarah.
00:56:50Sarah.
00:56:51I know exactly who that is.
00:56:54Looks like I'm going to pay a visit to Central Media.
00:56:57Oh, and Ted.
00:56:58I know who Leslie's ex-boyfriend is.
00:57:00I think a few people are going to lose their job today.
00:57:02Wait, Mr. Williams.
00:57:03What about your meetings today?
00:57:05Cancel them.
00:57:09Am I a detective now?
00:57:11Everyone, look busy.
00:57:12We've got an important guest coming.
00:57:13Chop, chop.
00:57:14What's up with her?
00:57:15I just got a call from T6 corporate office.
00:57:16Their CEO, Simon Williams, is coming.
00:57:17Right now.
00:57:18Whoa.
00:57:19T6 CEO?
00:57:20That's a huge potential client.
00:57:21Mr. Williams.
00:57:22Mr. Williams.
00:57:23What brings you in today?
00:57:24Two things.
00:57:25I know that Central Media is looking for investors.
00:57:26I would love to make a proposal.
00:57:27And the second thing?
00:57:28I need you to fire someone.
00:57:30T6 CEO.
00:57:31Yeah.
00:57:32T6 CEO?
00:57:33That's a huge potential client.
00:57:40Mr. Williams, what brings you in today?
00:57:43Two things.
00:57:44I know that Central Media is looking for investors.
00:57:47I would love to make a proposal.
00:57:49And the second thing?
00:57:51I need you to fire someone.
00:57:53more mr. Williams I apologize for something like this to happen in my
00:58:05company that employee will be dealt with promptly I look forward to doing
00:58:10business together hi Leslie Madison speaking thank you so much
00:58:27I got higher Fiona you wanted to see me
00:58:39Sarah you've been working for me for three years haven't you yes ma'am three
00:58:51years on the dot then I just have to say I am disappointed in you I am
00:58:59disappointed in you and I'm disappointed in myself for my misjudgment of
00:59:04character Fiona I don't understand I will not tolerate slandering in this
00:59:10company spreading false rumors about other women so they can't get hired I
00:59:16Sarah pack your shit up you're fired Fiona please give me another chance I I'll do
00:59:25better I promise my job even if I wanted to give you a second chance I can't why
00:59:32because you pissed off the most powerful man in this city
00:59:37who who you don't know CEO of t6 Simon Williams that woman that you slandered
00:59:46that was his wife you should just be lucky they are not pressing charges
00:59:56I am breaking up with you what what do you mean baby why I got fired wait wait I did too
01:00:12I know it was for no reason no reason of course there's a reason you dumbass
01:00:17she's married to t6 group CEO Simon Williams that's something you should have told me about
01:00:24wait that that's impossible Sarah Sarah wait what are you doing really
01:00:31fuck you David you ruined my life I hope you die in a ditch
01:00:38Sarah Sarah wait
01:00:40thank you this looks great what's the occasion so remember that Sarah girl who was giving me a
01:00:54really hard time at the interview yes I recall so the company Century Media they actually hired me
01:01:01and then when I asked about Sarah they said she's no longer working there also a bunch of other
01:01:06companies have been calling me back to interview me again and just it's like
01:01:10bam suddenly my life is just spiraling uphill so tonight dinner is on me I'm really happy for you
01:01:18thank you I have a new job filed for a green card life is just so so good I feel like you're my
01:01:30lucky stop Leslie I think we should take a relationship public what do you mean everyone around me knows
01:01:40about us and your family knows about us the thing is we're gonna have to have a whole press conference
01:01:47uh it's this whole family thing Simon so this is your fake wife
01:01:53so this is your fake wife Simon who's this I'm Mia White his fiance she's not my fiance it's just a family
01:02:09thing listen I was going to explain everything to you I have no intention of being with her but you have
01:02:14to admit I'm the only one your family or the press would approve we belong in the same world Simon
01:02:20not this immigrant trash watch it using to save your brother's life immigrant trash you rude bitch
01:02:29wait you told her ah no I have no me I need you to leave I'm warning you
01:02:40no don't go anywhere I want to know exactly what's going on
01:02:47why are you both talking about the press today what's going on what are you hiding from me Simon
01:02:57you still don't know Simon Williams the man you have no business marrying
01:03:05is CEO of t6 group multi-billionaire richest man in the world generational wealth should I go on
01:03:14is that all true
01:03:17it's still me nothing's changed I was going to tell you today everything has changed
01:03:26you lied to me let's just talk about this when we get home okay
01:03:29you'll never be part of our world Leslie you're not one of us what do you bring to the table yeah
01:03:39shut the fuck up I'm gonna do it for you Leslie wait Leslie Leslie please stop what you did Simon wait
01:03:50you'll never be part of our world Leslie you don't really bring anything to the table Leslie wait please let me explain explain what Simon explain why you lied to me explain that you have a fiance and you still married me none of that matters if it doesn't matter why are you mad I'm not upset I'm hurt
01:04:19how could you hurt me like this you made me fall in love with you just to shatter my dream when you told me to give us a chance I really thought about it I really thought that we could be together
01:04:32why not nothing has changed Leslie look at me I love you then why did you tell me you rented that place did you even live there before why did you switch out your car
01:04:46I'll tell you why Simon I'll tell you why Simon because deep down in your heart you believe what Mia said we aren't from the same world a girl like me can't date a guy like you don't follow me please
01:05:01Oh Leslie what's happened
01:05:13God you really are a loser
01:05:28you are a loser here have some tea
01:05:31it's just a breakup it's not that big a deal
01:05:36men are stupid anyways
01:05:38yeah you could say that again
01:05:41so what's your next step
01:05:43I think I'm going to go back to my country
01:05:45I want to go home I'm tired
01:05:47really you're going to give up on your American dream
01:05:50my American dream is dead Hayley
01:05:54that's a crock of bull
01:05:57listen to me Leslie
01:05:59yeah that Simon guy is kinda hot
01:06:02and yeah he's really rich
01:06:04but he's not that special
01:06:05at the end of the day he's just a dude with a ball sack between two legs
01:06:08you know how many men there are in this world
01:06:11four billion
01:06:13get over it
01:06:14and don't let anyone stop you from living your dream
01:06:26if you decide to go public with this I will kill myself
01:06:29hello and thank you for coming on such short notice
01:06:44I have called this press conference because I would like the general public and all of the T6 shareholders know two things
01:06:50number one T6 will not be completed the merger with the white group for the foreseeable future
01:06:57what about your engagement with Mia White?
01:07:01I would like to keep my personal life private
01:07:03and that leads me to the second thing I would like to let the public know
01:07:07I, Simon Williams, am proudly married to a foreign national
01:07:11now I understand that T6 has sensitive contracts with the government involving national security
01:07:18the rest is sure she is a normal civilian
01:07:21in fact
01:07:23I think people like her is what makes America a special place
01:07:26and I love her very much
01:07:29Leslie
01:07:30if you're watching
01:07:32this one is for you
01:07:34no further questions
01:07:38I need to go see my wife
01:07:40I think people like her is what makes America a special place
01:07:45I love her very much
01:07:47Leslie
01:07:48if you're watching
01:07:49this one is for you
01:07:50how can you embarrass me like this Simon?
01:07:53hello is this ice?
01:08:01great
01:08:03I'd like to report a case for green card fraud
01:08:06in fact
01:08:07I think people like her is what makes America a special place
01:08:12I love her very much
01:08:13Leslie
01:08:15if you're watching
01:08:16this one is for you
01:08:18I would not be taking any further questions
01:08:23holy shit
01:08:24did you hear that Marie?
01:08:25did you hear that Marie?
01:08:26yes
01:08:27bro you married these Simon Williams and you let him get away?
01:08:30tell me that Leslie's here
01:08:43Leslie
01:08:44I'm so sorry
01:08:46deep down inside
01:08:47I think I was afraid to tell you because
01:08:49I enjoyed the time I got to spend with you
01:08:53as Simon
01:08:55not
01:08:56Simon Williams CEO of T6
01:08:59just a normal guy Simon
01:09:02who likes to cook and eat
01:09:05and who's goofy in selfies
01:09:07and likes to cuddle in bed
01:09:08but I only am that version when I'm with you
01:09:13what are you saying Simon?
01:09:19that you like to play pretend with me?
01:09:21no
01:09:22Leslie
01:09:23what I'm saying is
01:09:24I can finally be myself when I'm with you
01:09:27I have never loved a woman as much as I've loved you
01:09:30but what about your family?
01:09:34your grandmother hates me
01:09:36well that
01:09:37took some persuading
01:09:38maybe a threat
01:09:41but she approves of you
01:09:44and
01:09:45she even
01:09:47gave something to me
01:09:48to give to you
01:09:54Leslie
01:09:55what I'm asking you is
01:09:57will you marry me?
01:09:59again?
01:10:00for real this time?
01:10:02if you don't marry him I will
01:10:04just so you know this is going on TikTok
01:10:07hell I'll marry him
01:10:09the answer is yes
01:10:21I didn't think I would be in your wedding twice
01:10:24if there's a third one you're gonna have to start paying me
01:10:27well James has finally recovered so
01:10:32he didn't get to be in the first one
01:10:34he didn't get to be in the first one
01:10:36we wanted to do a second one so that he could be in it
01:10:45you look so beautiful
01:10:47hi James
01:10:49hi grandma
01:10:51you are looking better everyday
01:10:53all thanks to you
01:10:54thank you
01:10:55I'd like a few moments alone with the bride please
01:10:59major deja vu moment
01:11:05well
01:11:07I may never know what Simon sees in you
01:11:10but I've never seen him happier
01:11:12you're a good one
01:11:14so thank you
01:11:15and welcome to the family Leslie
01:11:17you know
01:11:24I've asked him plenty of times but I can never get a straight answer out of him
01:11:28how did he manage to get you to agree?
01:11:35you know
01:11:36I've asked him plenty of times but I can never get a straight answer out of him
01:11:40how did he manage to get you to agree?
01:11:44he threatened me
01:11:47he told me he couldn't get it up with anyone but you
01:11:50and that if I wanted great grandchildren
01:11:53he would have to be with you
01:11:55he also said
01:11:57that he promised me five great grand babies
01:12:01five?
01:12:02mm-hmm
01:12:03I didn't agree to that
01:12:04well that was the deal
01:12:06and I know you're going to honor it
01:12:08okay
01:12:11okay
01:12:25amen
01:12:26you may now give the bride
01:12:29I love your wife
01:12:30I love you husband
01:12:31give me your bouquet
01:12:32I need it I need to get married next
01:12:33she's still in college
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01:13:13Can I be your girlfriend oh, I gotta go. Oh, I'll come with you
01:13:22You know that I received a direct report that your marriage is fake right that's green card fraud no ma'am
01:13:28I guarantee that we are very much in love. That's what they all say. How long have you two known each other?
01:13:34Two months
01:13:37You expect me to believe that you met fell in love and got married all in two months
01:13:43Well, Romeo and Juliet met fell in love and died all in three days, so I don't think time is a good measurement of love
01:13:54I've been doing this for 20 years. I see right through you
01:14:00All I can say is if you don't go out and get me some concrete evidence, then I'm gonna deny your claim
01:14:06Wait, wait, what is concrete evidence any children?
01:14:10Produced by the result of your marriage would be considered concrete evidence need any other hints
01:14:20Well looks like we're gonna make some babies
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