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00:00:54Any customers, Matt?
00:01:22Yeah.
00:01:24This business is terrible.
00:01:27Give it to them good.
00:01:40Come on.
00:01:47Come on.
00:01:54Come on.
00:02:02On your way to a fire?
00:02:03Now, listen, officer.
00:02:04I wasn't really speeding.
00:02:05No?
00:02:06No.
00:02:07I noticed some snares whizzing by you when you passed that billboard.
00:02:12I mean, I wasn't speeding.
00:02:13I was just hurrying.
00:02:14Well, what's your name?
00:02:16Joe Blair.
00:02:17You see, officer, I'm on my way to get married.
00:02:20Well, where's your license?
00:02:22Here it is.
00:02:23No, I mean your driver's license.
00:02:27Oh, but officer, this is on the level.
00:02:29See here.
00:02:30Joe Blair and Alice Blake.
00:02:33There it is.
00:02:34Hey, you're not going to get any sympathy out of me just because you fell for some dame.
00:02:37But officer.
00:02:38Say, I'd be doing you a favor if I threw you in the can right now, buddy.
00:02:41You know, dames are the cause of all the trouble in the world.
00:02:44But this is different.
00:02:58You see, there's a big race on.
00:03:00And there's another fellow hurrying to the flying field.
00:03:02Oh, yeah?
00:03:07That's him.
00:03:10That's Peter Foley.
00:03:11Don't worry.
00:03:12Bull will get him.
00:03:13What did I tell you?
00:03:18What did I tell you?
00:03:20You on your way to a fire?
00:03:35No.
00:03:36I'm on my way to get married.
00:03:38Oh, yeah?
00:03:39Yeah.
00:03:40Here's the license.
00:03:42Peter Foley and Alice Blake.
00:03:44She's coming in from Kansas City by plane.
00:03:46I'm going to rush her off her feet and marry her before she knows what it's all about.
00:03:49I know just how you feel.
00:03:52I got a swell dame myself.
00:03:55Officer, you're a pal.
00:03:56Yeah.
00:03:57Yeah.
00:03:58There she is now.
00:04:00There's the plane.
00:04:01I got to be hustling along.
00:04:04Okay, kid.
00:04:05You've got a clear road to the airport.
00:04:07Step on it.
00:04:08I want to tell her about you.
00:04:12Yeah.
00:04:13Give the bride a little kiss for me.
00:04:15Hey, give the bride a little kiss for me.
00:04:19Hey, give the bride a little kiss for me.
00:04:25Hello, Sarge.
00:04:27So you're a wild bull, Morgan.
00:04:31It's a sweet 160 and you practically kissed him before he pulled out.
00:04:35Aw, Sarge, that guy would get married.
00:04:38Well, you're transferred to the Mount Patrol.
00:04:40You probably won't find so many bridegrooms up there.
00:04:43Aw, Sarge, that's a lousy feat.
00:04:46Hop on that bicycle and get going.
00:04:49Just a little bride for me.
00:05:09What's the matter?
00:05:10Old ain't pissed give you a ballin' out?
00:05:12Ballin' out.
00:05:15Transferred me to the Mount Patrol yet because I feel sorry for some guy that's gonna get married.
00:05:20Yeah.
00:05:21And some goof tried to play the same thing on me.
00:05:24Said he was gonna meet his girl at the airport.
00:05:26But a nice pink ticket.
00:05:29Was the girl's name Alice Blake?
00:05:31Yeah, that was it. Why?
00:05:35Nothin'.
00:05:38Trouble with me is I'm too soft-hearted about love.
00:05:42That's on account of being engaged to Julie.
00:05:54Ain't she a swell dame?
00:05:57Is this a tomato?
00:05:59Don't call my dame a tomato.
00:06:01I suppose she wouldn't look at anybody else but you.
00:06:04No, she wouldn't.
00:06:06I found a girl parked in one of those hug-and-snuggle coupes
00:06:08up on the palisades the other night.
00:06:11And she looks mighty like her.
00:06:13Like Julie?
00:06:14Yeah, she was all tied up in a knot.
00:06:16With some big guy.
00:06:17Some big guy.
00:06:20Not Julie.
00:06:22She ain't that kind of a girl.
00:06:24Maybe she's got a sister, huh?
00:06:26No.
00:06:29Say, did I hear you say you'll get my ticket?
00:06:32Yeah, wait a minute.
00:06:34Oh, Parker's the name.
00:06:37I remember.
00:06:38He was driving one of those bright yellow coupes.
00:06:41Yellow coupes?
00:06:43Yeah.
00:06:45You know, if I ever catch Julie chiseling on me,
00:06:49it'll just be too bad for the guy she's with, that's all.
00:07:03Papa's rough this morning.
00:07:04Well, you'd rouse the John Gilbert nanny man.
00:07:07So I've been told before.
00:07:12Duty calls.
00:07:18Hot number, that Julia gal.
00:07:22Is she?
00:07:25You know she is.
00:07:27D.W.
00:07:29How's Mama's day being manned this morning?
00:07:32Misty is.
00:07:34Oh.
00:07:36Last night I was your itty bitty pincers.
00:07:39But this morning I'm just the office stenographer.
00:07:41Now, Julie, we've got to watch our step around here.
00:07:46Yes, and other places too.
00:07:48If that cop that handed us the parking ticket the other night
00:07:51had been bull, well, there's been another world's war.
00:07:54Will you quit talking about that cop?
00:08:00Hello?
00:08:02Peter Foley?
00:08:04What?
00:08:06He's going away on a trip.
00:08:08On his way to the airport.
00:08:13Young Foley's trying to beat me out of the money he owes me.
00:08:16His check just bounced back again.
00:08:19A fella gave bull a bad check once.
00:08:21And what he did to him.
00:08:22You think that cop is tough?
00:08:27Well, come along to the airport and watch me in action.
00:08:31Okay, Georgie.
00:08:33Georgie in the coupe.
00:08:36Miss Parker in the office.
00:08:39Yes, Mr. Parker.
00:08:41That's better.
00:08:42That's better.
00:08:43That's better.
00:09:12What's the plan from Kansas City?
00:09:13That was a plan from Kansas City.
00:09:14Yes, sir.
00:09:15That was a plan from San Diego.
00:09:17Was that the plane from Kansas City?
00:09:40That was the plane from San Diego.
00:09:42The Kansas City plane has been delayed.
00:09:44Anything serious?
00:09:45No, no, just headwinds.
00:09:47When will I be in?
00:09:48Well, that's hard to tell.
00:09:49It might be several hours late.
00:09:51Oh, thanks.
00:09:58Did Alice get in?
00:10:00No, her plane is late.
00:10:02Well, that's great.
00:10:03I was afraid that speed cop had ruined my chances.
00:10:05You haven't got any chances anyway.
00:10:07Alice has promised to be my wife.
00:10:09Let's pull his car now.
00:10:25Just a minute.
00:10:34Hello, Mr. Parker.
00:10:35So, you're trying to beat it away from me, are you?
00:10:37Well, this time you're going to jail.
00:10:40Well, what do you mean?
00:10:41That rubber check of yours bounced back again this morning.
00:10:44Then I'm on my way now to swear out a warrant.
00:10:46Well, we'll just have a little patience, Mr. Parker.
00:10:48Why, you told me you're going to get all straightened out.
00:10:50But you'd have money to burn.
00:10:52Well, I would have had it if the plane hadn't have been delayed with my girl aboard.
00:10:55What's that?
00:10:56Oh, well, I might as well tell you the whole story.
00:11:00Well, don't make it a long story.
00:11:02I've been getting an allowance from my grandfather.
00:11:04Yes, I know all about that.
00:11:05And in a weak moment, I wrote my grandfather that I was married,
00:11:09so I could have my allowance increased.
00:11:12And then he died and left the entire fortune to my wife.
00:11:16Do you follow me?
00:11:17Yes, I'm way ahead of you.
00:11:19You haven't got a wife.
00:11:21Exactly.
00:11:21And if the legacy isn't collected by midnight tonight,
00:11:24it goes to my Uncle Henry Foley.
00:11:26Do you mean to tell me that all you've got to do
00:11:29is to appear there with a wife they've never seen
00:11:32and she can collect the fortune?
00:11:34That's it.
00:11:41I'll get you a wife.
00:11:42But, Mr.
00:11:42But me no buts.
00:11:44Come here.
00:11:47Julia, how would you like to get married?
00:11:50Oh, Mr. Parker.
00:11:51No, no, not to me.
00:11:53To Mr. Foley.
00:11:55Just act as his wife for a couple of days.
00:11:57Well, I may be weak, but I know Huddly.
00:12:00Now, Julie, it's all on the up and up.
00:12:03Foley's got to have a wife to collect the fortune.
00:12:05You pose as the wife, collect the fortune,
00:12:07and he will make it worth your while.
00:12:09I think the idea's ridiculous.
00:12:12Not so fast, young man.
00:12:13You do as I say or you go to jail.
00:12:16Well, if Alice hears about this, she'll never marry me.
00:12:18Yes, and if Bull Morgan hears about this, you'll never be alive to marry your Alice.
00:12:24Who's Bull Morgan?
00:12:25Why, he's Julia's sweetheart, a motorcycle cop, the menace of the great outdoors.
00:12:30And how?
00:12:31Say, you know, he's so jealous that he punched my last boss right on the nose, just on general principles.
00:12:37Well, don't worry.
00:12:40You'll never hear about this.
00:12:42Now, where do we go to collect?
00:12:44Up at Uncle Henry Foley's house.
00:12:46It's a spooky old place up at Dead Pine.
00:12:48Now, wait a minute.
00:12:49Hot or cold, we go there at once.
00:12:51Hot or cold, we go there at once.
00:13:21Hot or cold, we go there at once.
00:13:51Hot or cold, we go there at once.
00:14:01Well, if it ain't me old pal.
00:14:06Did you meet the little bride yet?
00:14:12No.
00:14:13No?
00:14:13I mean, yes.
00:14:14Yes?
00:14:17No.
00:14:18No.
00:14:18It was a stall, wasn't it?
00:14:21You're going to get plenty tickets, buddy.
00:14:24Nobody can fool Bull Morgan and get away with it.
00:14:28You Bull Morgan?
00:14:30In person.
00:14:31Not a moving picture.
00:14:33But, officer, listen.
00:14:34Don't officer me.
00:14:36I'm going to hang so many charges on you, I'll empty me book.
00:14:39But, officer, listen.
00:14:40Don't officer me.
00:14:43I think I'll just take you into the jug right now.
00:14:47That's the only way to handle you guys.
00:14:50Crank up that boiler.
00:14:55Hey, you know what?
00:14:56Let's fight you.
00:14:59Hey, you just...
00:15:01You just...
00:15:01Ah.
00:15:11Resist an arrest.
00:15:13Destroying public property.
00:15:19Driving drunk.
00:15:23Attempting manslaughter.
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00:15:53Who was that?
00:16:20Nobody.
00:16:21There's a storm blowing up.
00:16:31Why on earth, Henry, do you persist in living in this spooky old house all alone?
00:16:35Why, it barely gives me the creeps.
00:16:39Well, it's good enough for me.
00:16:41I can't understand why Gloria Winston isn't here.
00:16:45He won't be here.
00:16:46What do you mean?
00:16:49Why, he's no fool.
00:16:51He won't come up the mountain on a night like this.
00:16:53Was that you?
00:17:05Oh, yeah, my neuritis.
00:17:08Oh, you almost scared me to death.
00:17:10Yeah, it's always bad when there's a storm coming up.
00:17:15What a sweet spot.
00:17:17Some family I married into.
00:17:19Oh, be quiet.
00:17:21That's no way to speak to your wife.
00:17:22Cut out the comedy.
00:17:23Anybody think you two were really married?
00:17:24Oh, what was that?
00:17:26Must be a mountain lion.
00:17:27They jumped down on you from the trees.
00:17:29Oh, yeah.
00:17:30That must be a lawyer Winston now.
00:17:44That must be Lawyer Winston now.
00:17:46What are you doing?
00:17:48What are you doing?
00:17:50That must be Lawyer Winstead now.
00:18:11Hello, Uncle Henry.
00:18:12Hi.
00:18:13Oh, Aunt Mary, how are you?
00:18:16I'm fine, Peter, and I'm so glad to see you.
00:18:20And, of course, this is your dear little wife.
00:18:30Yeah, my wife.
00:18:35My dear, you must be cold.
00:18:37Come right on in and get more.
00:18:45My dear, let me help you with your coat.
00:18:48Oh, thank you.
00:18:50Oh, boy.
00:18:51Oh, Uncle Henry, I want you to meet, uh, want you to meet my wife.
00:19:01Yeah.
00:19:02How are you?
00:19:03Oh, this is Mr. Parker.
00:19:06Uh, uh, this is my Aunt Mary Foley.
00:19:09I'm very glad to know you.
00:19:10And this is my Uncle Henry Foley.
00:19:13How do you do?
00:19:14Well, I certainly am glad to meet you folks.
00:19:17I'm Peter's manager.
00:19:19Great little boy, Peter.
00:19:21He's going to make his mark on the world.
00:19:22Now, Mr. Parker.
00:19:23Uh, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t.
00:19:24And this is Peter's little wife, Julie.
00:19:27God bless her.
00:19:28She's one girl in a million.
00:19:30Peter's a lucky boy, I'll tell you.
00:19:32Oh, Mr. Parker.
00:19:33Oh, well, what happened?
00:19:34Why, the, the storm affects the wires.
00:19:38And the lights are likely to go out any minute.
00:19:41What's that?
00:19:42What?
00:19:43Yeah.
00:19:44Oh, when did I ever let myself in for this?
00:19:46Uh, Julie's got a very nervous disposition.
00:19:48Oh, is that so?
00:19:49Well, now that we're here, it's called for, why not turn the legacy over to Mrs. Foley?
00:20:03Then we can all take our leave at once.
00:20:05Yeah, well, the lawyer hasn't arrived yet.
00:20:07Well, I cannot understand what has happened to him, why he left the village Foley an hour
00:20:11before I did.
00:20:12Do you mean to say we have to wait for a lawyer before we can collect the estate?
00:20:15Why, certainly.
00:20:16There's a lot of money involved here.
00:20:18Well, we have to wait, so you might as well make yourself comfortable.
00:20:22I know you must be cold, and you're probably half starved.
00:20:25That's right.
00:20:26I'm so hungry, I could eat a bull.
00:20:29I mean a horse.
00:20:31Well, I'll see what I can find for you.
00:20:33Let me help you.
00:20:34Oh.
00:20:35Oh.
00:20:36Oh.
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00:20:51Oh.
00:20:52Oh.
00:20:53Come on.
00:20:54Oh.
00:20:55Come on over here.
00:20:56Because Julie wants to talk to you.
00:20:58Now you sit right down there.
00:21:00Peter.
00:21:01How much money do you expect to get from your grandfather's estate?
00:21:10Oh, I don't know.
00:21:11About $800,000.
00:21:13$800,000.
00:21:14Oh, darling.
00:21:15Say, what's the idea?
00:21:16Oh, Peter.
00:21:17Don't you love Julie a little bit?
00:21:18I could be awfully fond of you.
00:21:19Now listen, Julie.
00:21:20Mm-hmm.
00:21:21I mean, Miss Thorpe.
00:21:22We're engaged in a business transaction, and I don't want you to get any false ideas.
00:21:24Oh, but Peter, think how happy we could be on $800,000.
00:21:26We could have a home in the country, and trips to Paris, and maybe a yacht.
00:21:33Say, you seem to have forgotten all about Bull Morgan.
00:21:36Oh, no, I haven't.
00:21:37Bull will make a grand deal of money.
00:21:38Oh.
00:21:39Oh.
00:21:40Oh.
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00:21:48Oh.
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00:21:50Oh.
00:21:51Peter was only fooling.
00:21:52Weren't you, Pete-ee-wee-t-ee?
00:21:53Yeah.
00:21:54That's it.
00:21:55I was-I was only fooling.
00:21:59Huh.
00:22:00Oh.
00:22:01Uh huh.
00:22:02Yeah.
00:22:03That's it.
00:22:04I was-I was only fooling.
00:22:07Huh huh.
00:22:08Uh huh.
00:22:10Uh huh.
00:22:11Huh huh.
00:22:12Huh.
00:22:13Huh huh.
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00:22:16Huh.
00:22:17Huh huh.
00:22:18Huh huh.
00:22:20Huh huh.
00:22:21Huh huh.
00:22:21Of course, he was only fooling.
00:22:29Oh, don't do that.
00:22:32Look here, Foley. Do you want to go to jail?
00:22:34Please don't say that.
00:22:36Then watch your step and give a perfect imitation of a loving husband.
00:22:51Hello, Peter.
00:23:17I thought Lawyer Winston had arrived.
00:23:19Hello, Joe. Why, Alice, I...
00:23:22Oh, you're friends with Peter.
00:23:24Well, of course, you know Peter's wife.
00:23:28How do you do?
00:23:29Oh, hello.
00:23:31We were on our way to get married when we got lost.
00:23:34What?
00:23:35Elopers. How romantic.
00:23:38Yes, we intended to run away and get married without telling a soul.
00:23:43Well, you must stay and have a bite. You can't rush out in that storm.
00:23:46Oh, that'll be over in an hour or so.
00:23:48And then we'll be on our way.
00:23:50Oh, no.
00:23:51No, it won't.
00:23:52It'll probably last for days.
00:23:53And I'm quite sure Uncle Henry would be delighted to put you up for the night.
00:23:56Of course.
00:23:57Oh, dear.
00:23:58Yes, my dear.
00:23:59You must join us.
00:24:00Everything is ready on the table.
00:24:03Come, Junior.
00:24:04Oh.
00:24:05You know, it's delightful having a lot of pride in the house.
00:24:13You just wait till I get you alone.
00:24:15All's fair in love and war and this boat.
00:24:17And this boat.
00:24:18That was the folly place, boss.
00:24:19And up that road, Doc.
00:24:20Well, go ahead.
00:24:21Goin' up good.
00:24:22Not me, boss.
00:24:23Not me.
00:24:24I don't go near that place.
00:24:25Why not?
00:24:26There's strange things happen in that house.
00:24:27Strange things.
00:24:28There's shown a ghost in there.
00:24:29Oh.
00:24:30And that includes this here, boss.
00:24:31All right, I'll water.
00:24:32Well, wait.
00:24:45That's all I got, boss.
00:24:46That's right.
00:24:47Yes, sir.
00:24:48All right.
00:24:49You can keep that, too.
00:24:53Yes, sir.
00:24:54Get your old tin can out of here.
00:24:57Oh, in a terrible storm like this, it was fortunate that you got lost so near Mitholi's home.
00:25:10Why, yes, it was.
00:25:13Oh, it'll be over shortly.
00:25:15Alice and I are anxious to be on our way.
00:25:18Aren't we, Alice, dear?
00:25:19Why, yes.
00:25:21Of course, Joe.
00:25:23But this is a bad storm.
00:25:25Might last for a week.
00:25:26Oh, but we won't mind that, will we, Petey, darling?
00:25:32Well, well, well.
00:25:34If there's one thing I'm crazy about, it's pork chops, country style.
00:25:39Well, I'm glad you like them.
00:25:41I love to see people eat.
00:25:44Of course you'll have some potatoes.
00:25:46Yes, of course.
00:25:47Oh, of course.
00:25:56You know, this is a great occasion for us.
00:26:12We've been hearing a lot about Peter's wife.
00:26:14But this is the first time we've ever met her.
00:26:19Well, I think of the cute little things that Peter wrote us.
00:26:22Now, Auntie, I'm sure no one wants to hear about that.
00:26:25I'm sure we'd all love to hear about what Peter wrote.
00:26:30Oh, yes.
00:26:31Tell us.
00:26:32Well, I remember how we laughed when Peter wrote us about the little very mark you have right on the middle of...
00:26:39Auntie.
00:26:43Oh, Peter, darling.
00:26:44You know, there are some things you should keep to yourself.
00:26:51That must be Lawyer Winston now.
00:26:55That's fine.
00:27:07Oh, I thought you were the lawyer.
00:27:10The lawyer.
00:27:12Lady, I'm the law.
00:27:15I don't understand.
00:27:17You don't have to understand.
00:27:18I'm looking for a guy named Foley.
00:27:21Oh, yeah?
00:27:26What could you be wanting Mr. Foley for?
00:27:29I'll tell him it twice as much as I want him for.
00:27:33Oh, what happened to the light?
00:27:36The storm affects the wires.
00:27:40Lights are likely to go out any time.
00:27:42Why, the lights are out in the dining room.
00:27:45But we've been having a lot of trouble with them.
00:27:47Yeah.
00:27:53It's all right, Alice.
00:27:55Well, can't somebody turn them on?
00:27:56Don't worry.
00:27:59Did somebody turn out the lights?
00:28:01It's the storm.
00:28:03It affects the wires.
00:28:04Officer, this is Mr. Foley.
00:28:06No, the guy I'm looking for is a young punk.
00:28:12Oh, you want Peter Foley?
00:28:14Yes, the guy.
00:28:16Peter, he's gone.
00:28:18And his wife.
00:28:20Well, where did they go?
00:28:21Gone, huh?
00:28:22They sneaked upstairs.
00:28:23Oh, upstairs.
00:28:24You know how newly married couples are.
00:28:28I thought you said they'd been married for a year.
00:28:32A year?
00:28:35I don't care how long they've been married.
00:28:38I want them.
00:28:39I got something against them.
00:28:41Well, I'm Peter's manager.
00:28:44I'll go and get them.
00:28:46Is he still here?
00:29:04Yes.
00:29:05You've got to get him out of the house.
00:29:07Who?
00:29:07We accept the tickets, and we can get rid of him.
00:29:12Then I get him again.
00:29:14What does he do?
00:29:15He knocks my motorcycle off of the mountain.
00:29:19Oh, I've killed guys for less than that.
00:29:24Please, you get rid of him.
00:29:26I will.
00:29:27And it'll cost you another $5,000.
00:29:36Officer, if you'll give me the tickets, I'll take care of them.
00:29:39Mr. Foley and his wife have retired for the night.
00:29:43Tickets, may I?
00:29:44I'm going to take him with me now.
00:29:46Oh, but, Mr. Officer, neither of you could leave the house tonight in this awful storm.
00:29:55All right, I'll stay.
00:29:56But I'm going to take him with me in the morning.
00:29:58Well, won't you sit down and have a bite to eat?
00:30:01Yeah, I will.
00:30:02Well, Mr. Morgan, Bull Morgan.
00:30:06Mr. Morgan.
00:30:07This is Miss Alice Blake.
00:30:12Alice Blake?
00:30:13Yes.
00:30:13And Mr. Blair, her fiancΓ©.
00:30:15And, of course, Mr. Parker.
00:30:18Hi.
00:30:18Hi.
00:30:18Say, ain't I met you somewhere before?
00:30:27I've never been anywhere before.
00:30:31Your name's Parker, eh?
00:30:34Yes.
00:30:35G. W. Parker.
00:30:40Do you drive a yellow coupe?
00:30:44Coupe?
00:30:45Yeah.
00:30:48No.
00:30:50I won't ride in anything but an open car.
00:30:53I love the air.
00:30:55Breeze is blowing.
00:30:57The great outdoors.
00:30:58Why, Mr. Parker, you've scarcely eaten a thing.
00:31:04But I...
00:31:05I'm not very hungry.
00:31:07I am.
00:31:08Thanks.
00:31:08Oh, it's only you.
00:31:33What are you doing?
00:31:35Well, I'm going to bed.
00:31:37Did you bring your pajamas?
00:31:38I'm going to get out of here.
00:31:42Oh.
00:31:47It's time we had a little heart-to-heart talk.
00:31:50You open that door or I'll...
00:31:51You'll what?
00:31:52Well, I'll...
00:31:53You won't do anything.
00:31:54You've got to stay right here and listen to what I've got to say.
00:31:56Well, what are you going to do?
00:31:59Well, I've decided to marry you, Petey, dear.
00:32:03What?
00:32:04$800,000 only comes into a girl's lifetime once.
00:32:08And nobody's ever going to say that little Julie didn't listen to old man Opportunity when he not.
00:32:16So he's one of these guys that talks about himself.
00:32:19Now he says to the big punk,
00:32:21so you can talk to animals, can you?
00:32:23Ask this skunk what the big idea?
00:32:32Say, listen, Big.
00:32:33Sorry, but Mr. Morgan and Mr. Parker will have to sleep together.
00:32:39Okay by me.
00:32:40How'd they strike you?
00:32:41Okay, buddy?
00:32:43Certainly.
00:32:44Certainly.
00:32:45If you come with me, I'll show you to the room.
00:32:54Well, see you between the sheets.
00:32:56What's the air look for?
00:33:06I'll get you so nice, though.
00:33:08Get out of here.
00:33:26Get out of here.
00:33:27That bull is going to sleep in here with me.
00:33:29Wait.
00:33:30Looks like you'd have to sleep in the bathroom.
00:33:32Where's Julia?
00:33:33I just got away from her.
00:33:35She made up her mind she's going to marry me.
00:33:37That wouldn't be a bad idea.
00:33:40She's a swell dame.
00:33:45Say, you forget that I'm in love with Alice.
00:33:47She's the girl I'm going to marry.
00:33:49Oh, forget it.
00:33:50You heard her say she's going to marry Blair.
00:33:53Julia's the girl for you.
00:33:54I hope she'll find sharing the room.
00:33:56No, that's all right, lady.
00:33:58I'm here to sleep in trouble.
00:33:59Get out of here.
00:34:03All right, buddy.
00:34:08I got the clothes.
00:34:11I guess that must belong to the old lady.
00:34:20Say, let's match to see who has to wear this one.
00:34:25You'll wear that one and...
00:34:27Yes.
00:34:29Say, where have I seen you before?
00:34:36I've got a twin brother.
00:34:41Well, I guess I'll mop up a little.
00:34:46Is it the bathroom?
00:34:47Yes.
00:34:49No.
00:34:50What do you mean, no?
00:34:51Well, there might be somebody in there.
00:34:53Here you are, my dear.
00:35:13If it hadn't have been for the storm,
00:35:15you'd probably be married by this time, wouldn't you?
00:35:18Yes, indeed.
00:35:19Well, good night, my dear.
00:35:21Good night.
00:35:23Don't scream, Alice.
00:35:32I can explain everything if you just give me a minute.
00:35:35I don't want ever to speak to you again.
00:35:37Oh, you can't do that.
00:35:38Explain.
00:35:39Peter.
00:35:43I'm surprised at you.
00:35:46Oh, it's perfectly all right, Annie.
00:35:48I'm not so sure.
00:35:50What would your wife say if she could see you?
00:35:53Yes, Peter.
00:35:54What would your wife say?
00:35:55Old-fashioned wrong.
00:35:57Oh, my dear.
00:36:05To say that I'm surprised is pulling it mildly.
00:36:11Oh, but it's falling.
00:36:12I can...
00:36:13Come in.
00:36:31Come in.
00:36:31Oh, I don't care if he is a little shrimp.
00:36:41I mean bull, the cop.
00:36:43What?
00:36:43Oh, my dear.
00:36:44Oh, my dear.
00:36:44Uh-oh.
00:36:45So this young weasher couldn't be
00:37:15separated from his little wife, huh?
00:37:22Getty's crazy about it, huh?
00:37:25No?
00:37:26Yes.
00:37:28Yeah?
00:37:32She's crazy about him all right, ain't she?
00:37:35Yeah?
00:37:36No.
00:37:38No?
00:37:45You know, I've got a girl named Julie.
00:37:48Oh, I'm nuts about her.
00:37:51That's why I'm so soft-hearted when I run up against a guy that's in love.
00:38:01Hey, listen.
00:38:02Come back with a bed coat.
00:38:05Sorry, buddy.
00:38:06I didn't mean to beat you rough, would you?
00:38:11That's all right.
00:38:14I think I'll turn out the lights.
00:38:21No.
00:38:22Always sleep with the lights on.
00:38:24Ah, when I think about Julie, I get so youthful.
00:38:31Julia's your sweetheart?
00:38:33And how.
00:38:34Say, I'm so nuts about her, it makes me feel rotten.
00:38:40You must be in love with her.
00:38:43Oh, you're asking me, am I?
00:38:46I'm so jealous of Julie, if another man even so much has looked at her.
00:38:53Oh!
00:38:54What would happen?
00:38:58What would happen?
00:39:01I'd soak him on the chin like this.
00:39:06Then I'd do this like this.
00:39:10Ah!
00:39:11That's what I'd do to him.
00:39:14That isn't enough.
00:39:16No?
00:39:17Do you know what I'd do if it happened to me?
00:39:19No.
00:39:20What would you do?
00:39:21Show me!
00:39:44Ah, ha!
00:39:45Raw rules.
00:39:46These young people.
00:39:47Oh, that's what you'd do, huh?
00:39:49Well, this is what I'd do, just for a starter.
00:39:53Hey, you sure you ain't got a yellow coupe?
00:39:57Oh, that's what you would do, huh?
00:40:00Well, this is what I would do, just for a starter.
00:40:08Hey, you sure you ain't got a yellow coupe?
00:40:12I never owned a yellow coupe.
00:40:16You know, if any cops, any motorcycle cops,
00:40:20just give you a ticket lately,
00:40:22give it to me and I can fix it for you.
00:40:25No.
00:40:26Well, no, I've never been given a parking ticket in my life.
00:40:31No?
00:40:33No.
00:40:35Oh.
00:40:35Oh, no, no, no.
00:40:43No.
00:41:43What are you doing down here?
00:41:51I'm looking for a place to sleep.
00:41:54Why don't you sleep with your wife?
00:41:56You know I'm not married to that woman.
00:41:59Why not?
00:42:00She's not so bad.
00:42:01I have a notion to punch you right in the nose.
00:42:05Go ahead.
00:42:07Wake up the whole house.
00:42:09Including Wild Bull Morgan.
00:42:16Would you mind retiring?
00:42:18I'd like to get a little sleep.
00:42:20So would I.
00:42:21What was that?
00:42:27I've been hearing funny noises for the last hour.
00:42:33Listen.
00:42:38This is a swell place for a murder.
00:42:43You said it.
00:42:44You said it.
00:42:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:43:15What? Who's that?
00:43:25I don't know. Turn on the lights.
00:43:28For Mr. Winstead.
00:43:30What were you doing in the cellar?
00:43:33That's what I'd like to know.
00:43:34Why, it's Mr. Winstead.
00:43:36The lawyer.
00:43:38Well, I'm certainly glad he's here.
00:43:40Where did you get here?
00:43:46Madam, I have been the victim of the most unwanted attack.
00:43:49What?
00:43:51When I entered this house, I was struck down from behind.
00:43:55When I came to my senses, I was bound and gagged in this cellar.
00:43:59I don't understand.
00:44:01Neither do I.
00:44:02What time did this happen?
00:44:03Around about 7 o'clock.
00:44:05Why, that was before I got here.
00:44:06But I was the first to arrive.
00:44:08Someone is interfering with the disposition of the estate.
00:44:16Who are all these people?
00:44:18Well, Peter, of course you know.
00:44:20And Miss Blake is Mr. Blair's fiancΓ©.
00:44:22And I'm G. Parker, Peter Foley's manager.
00:44:26Who else is here?
00:44:27Well, Peter's wife, of course.
00:44:29And the motorcycle officer who had an accident with his bicycle.
00:44:32Where is Henry Foley? He's an ex-beneficiary.
00:44:35Well, he's probably in his room.
00:44:36Just a minute, if I may say so.
00:44:39Being Peter Foley's manager, it seems to me that the issue that confronts us is the paying over of the legacy to Mrs. Peter Foley.
00:44:49Am I right?
00:44:50Yes, of course.
00:44:51But...
00:44:52Very well, then.
00:44:53Now let's get down to business.
00:44:55Of course you have the legacy with you to turn over to Mrs. Foley.
00:44:59Yes, but...
00:45:01Then all remains for us to do is to produce Mrs. Foley.
00:45:06Yes, yes, that's it.
00:45:07Very well.
00:45:09She is here.
00:45:11Peter?
00:45:13Bring down your wife.
00:45:15But are you sure that they're married?
00:45:17A marriage certificate.
00:45:18Married certificate?
00:45:21Certainly.
00:45:22You don't think I'm going to turn over this money without proof?
00:45:26Why, man, I married them myself.
00:45:29I mean, I was there when they got married.
00:45:31I have positive proof that they are.
00:45:34Don't get so excited.
00:45:35The whole thing can be very easily arranged.
00:45:37I'm listening.
00:45:38Well, I am a justice of the peace.
00:45:40And if they have not a marriage certificate,
00:45:42I can remarriage them before midnight.
00:45:45There'll be no question.
00:45:46Mr. Winston, I'm...
00:45:47Okay, sir.
00:45:49Then you mean I'll really be married to my wife?
00:45:51Why, of course.
00:45:54Oh, that's Peter's wife!
00:45:58Hey, did you hear that?
00:46:00Hey, did you hear...
00:46:10Which room was she in?
00:46:14This is the room Peter's wife said.
00:46:16Open the door.
00:46:17It's locked.
00:46:18Say, what's the matter here?
00:46:19Oh, it's Peter's wife.
00:46:20Something's happened to her.
00:46:21She screamed.
00:46:21Well, let me at it.
00:46:22I'll open it.
00:46:23You mustn't open it.
00:46:24Let us open it.
00:46:26We'll open it.
00:46:28Yes.
00:46:28You go on back to your room
00:46:30and let us attend to this matter.
00:46:32Say, listen.
00:46:33I'm the law.
00:46:34Oh, I can't see.
00:46:35What it matters?
00:46:35Who does it if only the poor woman is rescued?
00:46:40I'm positive that animal's in this house.
00:46:44Open that door once.
00:46:45Yes, sure.
00:46:46Here it goes.
00:46:47Go away.
00:47:10There ain't nobody in here.
00:47:25She's gone.
00:47:26Gone?
00:47:26What?
00:47:28I wonder where she is.
00:47:31What could have happened?
00:47:34Shh.
00:47:40Hey, did you see anything of Mrs. Foley in there?
00:48:00Why, no.
00:48:01Everything's seen just as I left it.
00:48:02Just as you left it?
00:48:05Hey, where was you when she screamed?
00:48:07Why, downstairs, of course, with everybody else.
00:48:11Oh, yeah?
00:48:16So, everybody was down in the living room and she screamed.
00:48:21Yes, everybody.
00:48:23That is excepting Uncle Henry.
00:48:25He wasn't there?
00:48:26Well, it can't be Uncle Henry.
00:48:28He's been a hopeless paralytic for the last two years.
00:48:32Where is he now?
00:48:33Well, Uncle Henry, he's probably in bed.
00:48:37There was somebody else that wasn't downstairs.
00:48:40Yeah?
00:48:40Who's that?
00:48:41Well, you.
00:48:42You.
00:48:44You were here within a few feet of her.
00:48:46It's funny you didn't hear anything.
00:48:47Why, say, you trying to make out that I'm a...
00:48:50Young fella, I've got enough on you to hang you now.
00:48:54Don't try to start nothing fresh with me.
00:48:57Well, well, I'm not insinuating anything, officer.
00:48:59Don't you do it.
00:49:00Just the same, I'm going to have a couple of words with that old pushcart guy.
00:49:16Hey, you.
00:49:17Wait a minute.
00:49:17I want to talk to you.
00:49:19Well, what's all this hollering for?
00:49:23Where have you been?
00:49:25In bed, you darn fool.
00:49:27Unless Lawrence had the asylum brought close.
00:49:29Why, what's the matter?
00:49:30We heard a scream.
00:49:31And when we broke into her room,
00:49:33Julia had disappeared.
00:49:36Julia.
00:49:38What's her last name?
00:49:39Why, Foley, of course.
00:49:41Something funny going on here.
00:49:53You can't tell me that animal isn't right in this house.
00:49:57Ah, his mate was killed climbing in one of the windows here.
00:50:01Since then, it roams around the grounds,
00:50:04especially on nights like this.
00:50:07You have got to search this house from top to bottom.
00:50:09And if there's anything funny going on, I'll find it.
00:50:12You search the cellar.
00:50:13We'll look over the rest of the house.
00:50:15Okay.
00:50:20You'd better come with me.
00:50:22I'll be very glad to help you find Peter's wife.
00:50:35Alice, I've been awfully worried about...
00:50:37You don't seem much worried about the fate of your wife, Mr. Foley.
00:50:41What?
00:50:42I'm...
00:50:42I'm not.
00:50:48Does it make any difference who I'm married to,
00:50:50as long as I'm married before midnight tonight?
00:50:53The will merely says that Mrs. Peter Foley must claim her legacy before midnight.
00:50:59There's not much time left.
00:51:01And you can perform the ceremony?
00:51:03Certainly.
00:51:06Alice, will you marry me?
00:51:09Why, Peter, you already have a wife.
00:51:11I have not.
00:51:13I never have had.
00:51:14Parker was going to send me to jail unless I got up here on time to collect the legacy.
00:51:19The lady upstairs.
00:51:20Why, she's Parker's secretary.
00:51:23And what's more, she's that cop's sweetheart.
00:51:25And he's the most jealous guy in the whole state of California.
00:51:28Bless my soul, I've never heard of such a thing in all my life.
00:51:32Peter, did Joe Blair know that that woman was not your wife?
00:51:35He certainly did.
00:51:37He was there when the whole thing was arranged.
00:51:39Oh, Peter.
00:51:40I've made a dreadful mistake.
00:51:43Then...
00:51:44Then you will marry me?
00:51:46Whenever you say.
00:51:47We're ready, sir.
00:52:13Well, he must have his license.
00:52:16Here it is.
00:52:18Alice Blake.
00:52:22Perfectly in order.
00:52:23Then, Mary, you must be the witness.
00:52:27Miss Blake, take this man, Peter Foley, to be your...
00:52:32Why, what's the matter with the lights?
00:52:33Oh, it's the storm.
00:52:34It affects the wires.
00:52:36At a time like this, Mr. Winstead, could you proceed in the darkness?
00:52:40Certainly.
00:52:42Alice Blake, take this man, Peter Foley, to be your lawful...
00:52:45What?
00:52:46What is it?
00:52:50Well, she's gone.
00:52:54Alice!
00:52:55Alice!
00:52:55Alice!
00:52:57Alice!
00:52:58Alice!
00:52:58Hey, what's the matter up here?
00:53:09Well, she's fainted.
00:53:13Yeah?
00:53:13She's gone.
00:53:14She's disappeared.
00:53:15Who's disappeared?
00:53:16Who disappeared?
00:53:17Miss Blake.
00:53:17The lights went out just as we were about to be married, and when they came up again, she
00:53:20was gone.
00:53:21Just about...
00:53:22You're about to be married?
00:53:24I thought you was married to that dame that disappeared upstairs.
00:53:30Hey, what is your name, Bluebeard?
00:53:32Listen, I'll test the minute, young man.
00:53:34I'll explain everything to the officer.
00:53:37That won't be necessary.
00:53:39He wasn't really married to the lady upstairs.
00:53:42Miss Blake is the girl he's going to marry.
00:53:43Sure, yeah.
00:53:45And my name is Peter Rabbit, and pretty quick I'm going to slip you guys a swell Easter egg.
00:53:51Somebody's trying to put something over on me.
00:53:54Well, I'm going to find Alice.
00:53:55Wait a minute.
00:53:57Don't try no funny getaways.
00:53:59I'm taking you with me in the morning.
00:54:04Alice!
00:54:05Alice!
00:54:10Didn't you tell me that that dame upstairs was his wife?
00:54:13Yes, she is.
00:54:15What?
00:54:16His ex-wife.
00:54:18And now another one's disappeared.
00:54:22Yeah, we were all here.
00:54:24Oh, I know the answer to that one.
00:54:26We were all here except the old coot that rolls around in the wheelchair.
00:54:30That's right.
00:54:31And I'm going to find that old buzzard.
00:54:33Your insinuations are ridiculous.
00:54:36I'll get Uncle Henry.
00:54:37Hey, what's the matter with this place?
00:54:45Oh.
00:54:47He's gone.
00:54:49They've got him too.
00:54:51What on earth is going to happen there?
00:54:54Say, did anybody search upstairs?
00:54:56Yes, but we didn't find anything.
00:54:58Well, I'll find something.
00:54:59I hope not.
00:55:00You what?
00:55:01I said, it's getting hot.
00:55:03Oh, yeah?
00:55:10Do you drive a yellow coupe?
00:55:13No.
00:55:15She can't be far from here.
00:55:17Oh, I wonder who will disappear next.
00:55:20I have a feeling it's going to be me.
00:55:26Peter!
00:55:27Oh, he's gone!
00:55:28He's gone!
00:55:29Oh, no!
00:55:29Oh, no!
00:55:29Oh, no!
00:55:30Oh, no!
00:55:30Oh, no!
00:55:30Oh, no!
00:55:30Oh, no!
00:55:30Oh, no!
00:55:30Oh, no!
00:55:30Oh, no!
00:55:30Oh, no!
00:55:31Come out of there.
00:55:42Put your hands up over your head and come out of there, and don't try any monkey business
00:55:46with me.
00:55:47Come on, now!
00:55:58Oh, Peter.
00:55:59He hogged me in here, and then he ran up those stairs.
00:56:01Who?
00:56:02A man with a black mask.
00:56:04No, no, Peter.
00:56:06There's a wild animal up there.
00:56:07I heard it growl.
00:56:13Foley!
00:56:14Foley!
00:56:14Can you hear us?
00:56:15Yes, but we can't get out.
00:56:18What time is it?
00:56:20Almost 12.
00:56:21Well, if you're not married immediately, you won't get the legacy.
00:56:24Hey.
00:56:25Can you marry us now?
00:56:25Can you marry us now?
00:56:26Yes!
00:56:27Go ahead and marry them.
00:56:29Alice Blake, do you take this man, Peter Foley, to be your lawful, wedded husband?
00:56:37I do!
00:56:38Peter Foley, do you take this woman, Alice Blake, to be your lawful, wedded wife?
00:56:44I do!
00:56:45Can I declare you, man and wife?
00:56:49No!
00:56:50Can I declare you, man and wife?
00:56:51No!
00:56:52Can I declare you, man and wife?
00:56:53No!
00:56:54Eh, heh, heh, heh.
00:57:07Eh, heh, heh, heh.
00:57:14Heh, heh, heh, heh.
00:57:17So that's it, hopeless paralytic, huh, where's those women?
00:57:47I don't know, I don't know, you're the guy that's been getting away with these dames, don't you, oh, no, no, I'll show you something, oh, no, don't, don't press that top button, oh, so that's it, that's where they are, don't push it, I tell her,
00:58:07I got it all figured out now that you ain't gonna fool me no more, I tell you, it's just exactly the way I figured, it's that old coot in the wheelchair that's been getting away with these dames,
00:58:37a lion just chased him out the window, bless my soul, and what's become of that young Foley, oh, we just married him to Alice Blake, they're both safe, they're on the other side of this wall,
00:58:47the wall, hey, what's become of that Julie dame, oh, you mean Peter's ex-wife, yeah, I don't think we'll ever find her, 12 o'clock, we're just in time,
00:58:59what's the matter with that gentleman, hey, what's the matter with thatΖ‘n toddler?
00:59:09Why would that guy do it?
00:59:20Julie!
00:59:22Wait a minute, you.
00:59:27So, you was the other woman, huh?
00:59:30It's all his fault.
00:59:31He made me come up here and pose as Peter Foley's wife.
00:59:36Has he got a yellow coupe?
00:59:39Yes, he has.
00:59:40Now, listen officer, I like to...
00:59:41Wait a minute, you.
00:59:44You won't ride in anything but an open car, huh?
00:59:47Let me explain this to you, will you?
00:59:48So, she is Foley's ex-wife, is she?
00:59:53Say, you like a lot of fresh air, do you?
00:59:59Just a minute, I got some business.
01:00:06Now, take one of these.
01:00:09I guess don't drive no yellow coupe, don't you?
01:00:10Well, that's the end of that guy.
01:00:11Did he disappear too?
01:00:12Practically.
01:00:13Practically.
01:00:14Oh.
01:00:15Oh.
01:00:16Oh.
01:00:17The end of that guy.
01:00:19Did he disappear too?
01:00:20Practically.
01:00:21Don't drive no yellow coupΓ©, don't you?
01:00:31Well, that's the end of that guy.
01:00:33Did he disappear too?
01:00:35Practically.
01:00:44Oh, Bo, I was so worried about you.
01:00:46Oh, yeah?
01:00:48Oh, baby, you're the only one I care anything about.
01:00:53Say, what about this?
01:00:54Oh, you don't doubt me, do you?
01:00:58No, come on, come on.
01:01:03Give the bride a little kiss for me.
01:01:07Say, you, I just...
01:01:10I'm ready, officer. I don't care what happens to me now.
01:01:13Oh, well, I ain't gonna take you in, huh?
01:01:18Oh, thank you, officer.
01:01:20The trouble with me is I'm too soft-hearted...
01:01:25about love.
01:01:27Oh, you great big mess of muscle, you...
01:01:30Oh, Julie.
01:01:32Oh, my God, okay, thank you.
01:01:33I really do have a great idea,
01:01:35I've tried this kind of on my head.
01:01:36Oh, my God, if it's supposed to be Kollegah,
01:01:38you, then you're here,
01:01:39I just think she is going to shoot up
01:01:56Hey, guys, hey, guys.
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