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00:00เมื่อสนุกสนุก จุด?
00:08สนุกว่า...
00:10แค่ข้งขึ้น?
00:12นายไปไหม
00:13อะไรอ่ะ
00:15ที่มันที่พวกล้องที่ตรงนี้
00:17โปก
00:18แถม่อน...
00:20ทุก่อน
00:23แกหน้า อย่าเธอแบบนี้ มันที่ได้
00:25อาจดีกับกับความใช่ and yeah
00:26แต่นั้น แต่ จะไปหรอสินาด
00:30โอเค
00:33ไม่ต้องเธอเป็นยอบเจอ?
00:36โอเค
00:36แม่น มัน Carrollเป็น ล้อม ตรอบตักคน
00:40ตรงาน muşมันเตรีย์และ
00:42ตอนที่ติม
00:44ไม่ได้เป็นพลิบคัน
00:45นี่ยังพ tapsตอร์รพลิปสหรือีกนั้น
00:48แล้วว่าจะรียบเขา ต้องมันไป
00:49อย่างนี้จะรียมรับจริง
00:53สำคัญแรก แน่นอนเยี่ยง แน่นมาอยู่ที่นาว
00:58but it is wearing thin
01:00and I may just blurt out the truth
01:02like...
01:03the actual truth
01:05like...
01:06oh you know...
01:07I was just dating Joe
01:09because you were dating Stephanie
01:11and it's better than being alone, right?
01:13by the way, I am completely in love with you
01:16I mean...
01:17have you seen Tim?
01:19seriously, look at him
01:21we are...
01:23so...
01:24alone right now
01:26on his couch
01:28and our legs are touching
01:30no, Greta
01:31chill
01:32be chill
01:33be cool
01:34chill
01:35girl
01:36Greta
01:37you know...
01:38he just wasn't my type
01:40so what's your type then?
01:42Wilta
01:45not so fast
01:46you already got your question
01:47and now it's my turn
01:48you're no fun
01:50what?
01:51come on, truth or dare?
01:55dare
01:58okay
02:00if you insist
02:01take your pants off
02:02I just tell him to take his pants off, right?
02:04no, Greta
02:05chill
02:06chill
02:08be chill
02:10hell no, I dare you take your shirt off
02:12what?
02:23what?
02:24is my gym time paying off or something?
02:27I mean, I guess so
02:29meanwhile I'm taking like
02:30need to upgrade my iCloud storage amount of mental pictures right now
02:33truth or dare, Greta?
02:35truth or dare, Greta
02:36uh...
02:37truth
02:38come on
02:39again?
02:40well, I am just following the rules
02:42um...
02:43alright, let me think
02:44well, if you're just gonna ask me what my type is again, I can just tell you
02:48wrong
02:50I'm over that
02:52and I already know your type
02:54no, you don't
02:56we'll see about that
02:59what's your biggest turn on?
03:00confidence
03:02that is such a cop out
03:03what? it's true
03:04I meant physical stuff
03:05like...
03:06okay, you did not specify that the turn on had to be physical
03:09I am an expert rule follower
03:10so I would know
03:11I answered your question
03:12and now it is my turn
03:13truth
03:14or dare
03:15damn, Greta
03:17that was uh...
03:18kinda hot
03:20what do you mean?
03:22you know, like...
03:23taking control like that
03:26well
03:27I guess if you really wanna know
03:29uh... in terms of physical stuff
03:32I like back rubs
03:34you're bad
03:35really?
03:36yeah
03:37yeah
03:38being touched there
03:39it like releases something inside of me
03:41oh my god
03:42oh my god
03:43releases something inside of me?
03:46I sound like one of those bad romance novels that my mom pretends not to read
03:49but secretly wishes my dad would notice so they could spice things up
03:52ew
03:54what, you don't like back rubs?
03:57I like them, sure
03:59what
04:00but they don't
04:01turn you on
04:03okay, maybe I read one or two of those books
04:05I guess what we're doing right now
04:07kinda does it for me
04:09you know
04:10seeing the walls come down
04:12getting vulnerable together
04:15I don't know, I guess I'm into that kind of
04:18intimacy?
04:20yeah
04:21intimacy
04:22what
04:23what
04:24what
04:25did he just say he gets turned on
04:28by emotional connection?
04:31this is perfect
04:33this is my chance
04:36okay
04:38uh... truth or dare?
04:42truth
04:43have you
04:44have you
04:47ever
04:48had a crush on me?
04:50have you
04:52ever
04:53had a crush on me?
04:58yeah
05:00i have
05:02really?
05:03when? why?
05:04Greta, come on
05:06truth or dare?
05:10truth or dare?
05:11seriously?
05:13you're the one who keeps mentioning all the rules
05:14okay, fine, truth
05:16dude
05:17again?
05:18okay, first of all, bro
05:19don't call me dude
05:20and i'm gonna keep choosing it
05:21as long as you keep reacting like that
05:23whatever
05:31have you ever had a crush on me?
05:33yeah
05:35oh my god
05:36did i just say that out loud?
05:38i mean i- i wanna keep going but
05:41everybody likes him
05:43like
05:45everyone
05:46like
05:47sophomore year
05:48two senior girls asked him to prom
05:50two
05:52and
05:53now
05:54he is dating Stephanie
05:57and there are just some lines that i can't cross
06:03i mean
06:04i guess it's good to find out where those lines are though, right?
06:08just to know
06:10it's good to know
06:13okay
06:15so
06:16truth or dare?
06:18dare
06:20i dare you to give me a massage
06:22on my back
06:23a massage on my back
06:25okay
06:26um
06:28take your shirt off
06:29i mean
06:30no
06:31not to be gross
06:32like seriously
06:33i won't even look
06:35hey, we're being vulnerable, right?
06:42um
06:44you should probably turn around?
06:46yeah
07:04is this uh
07:06releasing something inside of you?
07:08releasing something inside of you?
07:10god you are such a butt
07:11a butt
07:13i'm sorry
07:15i couldn't help it
07:16mm
07:17all right
07:20truth
07:21or dare?
07:24dare?
07:25ooh
07:26taking a risk
07:28i love it
07:29i dare you
07:30to tell me
07:32what's on your mind
07:33right now
07:34at this very second
07:36what do you mean?
07:38you
07:40you have this habit of like
07:42disappearing into your thoughts
07:44a lot
07:46you've been doing it all night
07:47i have not
07:49you're doing it right now
07:51you do it when you're nervous
07:52i am not nervous
07:54okay
07:56well like
07:57a good nervous
08:00we don't need to talk about it
08:02no
08:03the dare was literally to talk about it, Greta
08:04okay
08:09i
08:11have a crush on you
08:13i have
08:15i have
08:17for a long time
08:20but uh
08:22you know you're dating Stephanie
08:24and so
08:25up until tonight
08:27i thought it was better
08:28just to
08:29avoid you
08:30rather
08:32oh god
08:33i'm sorry
08:34i am really happy
08:35that you
08:37are so happy
08:38and
08:39i should probably
08:40just go
08:42and i
08:44Greta
08:48i'm not dating Stephanie anymore
08:51you're not?
08:53no
08:54um
08:56we broke up
08:58and
09:00the thing is
09:02you're right
09:03i
09:04i shouldn't have started playing this game with you either
09:07oh
09:09yeah
09:10no
09:11i'm sorry
09:12no no no
09:13shit
09:15i
09:17what i mean is
09:18i shouldn't have started playing this game with you
09:20without telling you
09:22that i have a huge crush on you
09:25as in currently
09:27right now
09:29and for a while
09:31seriously?
09:33probably should have started with that maybe
09:34you think?
09:36truth or dare?
09:37dare?
09:38i dare you to kiss me
09:52as in currently
09:54right now
09:56and for a while
09:57and for a while
09:58and for a while
09:59do
10:01leave
10:02it's weird that you're still here
10:03สวัสดี
10:27ดู มี ลีฟ ง่าเธอตก็ค่ะ
10:33มา delleนทนกอย่างนแล้ว สนาหรือใดกลับในตัว.
10:47นำลังจอกแสดงหรือคุ้น นำมีวิดทราบในฮัตรู งั้นจริงละ
10:50แล้วมันายังมีถือใจมารถตัวจ้า แบบนี้ อยู่ในต่อเดิมยอบสิ่งใจ
10:57ทนสัยแกทีนกับพราด สร้ืมของนุฟที่นิดอีก
11:00ฆ้าธา ไม่ที่สุ่ม ไม่ใช่คำดี แต่miเรื่องมันต่อ เป็นได้นี่คำลัง covid ต่อไปด้วย 슬ansมันก็ค่ะทิ้งการมันแล้ว ไม่ได้ยอม ต้องมันนะ ฆ่าไม่รู้จัด fautด้วย?
11:19โอเค ที่ไม่รู้สึกว่า มันต่อไปนะ สุดทิ้งการนี้ ตุการมันต่ออีกเทียงกัน
11:23แล้ว ต้อต่อบชุดสู้
11:26ก็จะตอดทิศไทดน
11:28มันที่คืนเป็นชื่อครับ
11:31พลังาพลังสิ
11:32พลัง ที่สินเก่า มันก็คุรว่าว่า แตก็รึงสินเก่าร็จัง
11:49ส downsideว่า เลยว่าจะได้แต่ว่าต่อชื่อ นี่เจ้านี่ว่า
11:52นี่เธอหนังโทษüzไม่รับกัน
11:55ไม่อยากรถอยู่เธอตให้เธอที่นี่
11:58บุธีแข็งไม่อยากให้พันธฐาน
12:00รับคุณจะคงพูดไข่ว่า แต่งไม่หัวล่ะ
12:04รับชักดิดไม่ได้ และ
12:06นี่โอเคราะ ที่นี่นี่ใจ
12:07กลับสันสับที่นี่โทษ สังท์
12:09ของชัดที่นี่เหตุ
12:11สนัย... ไม่รีบ Edition อะไร.
12:13ไอดด little
12:17คือเรื่องจริงมั้ย?
12:19สความัดภาฐังภาพเต็นความันภาพที่รับกัน
12:21นี่พวกายเก่าร์ฟแล้วดี อร่วมปรายๆ หลังนช่าAssี่!
12:24ไม่นะเป็นแค่ connaยกับความันทิต พวกหาที่นี่
12:27มันปรายข participle ที่น่าวนันสน ดังมันที่ที่นั่น
12:30โอ้ มันสัยความันพัน เห็นไม่นานี้
12:33Alois อлятьแนทกรับ ด password 始มก outer lump嗯ปล่อย yонаир Spielค inte assuming i did
12:40means because i didn't Because i didn't
12:44oh thank god
12:45i thought our friendship was falling apart
12:47hello CJ is still fully panicking here who told you this
12:53I can't rule my sources
12:55I swear
12:57Im gonna drive over to her house and suffocate her with the pillows
13:01and suffocate her with the pillows
13:02โอเค คุยต้องการатล commute
13:27ตอนนี้ มัน ชัมไทษ์ devo ดันกัน without you
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13:40โอเค เจ้า พันไปแกงศายกัน ต้องดีมากล้อน nessังควรรับแทษ ดันกtreบทริษย์กัน
13:48มัน พันกัน ว่าอะไร
13:51แค่ 네 ตรงนี้ ต้องแค่เจอเธอแหล่ง
13:57ถ้าแค่ขนทรุก แอร่งแค่แบบนี่ เป็นแบบน เบาะ ancientos ไม่สำเร็จ
14:03แพบiggs! มีชไม่ค่ απลับ
14:06ก็คือ มาสแค่ เธอสิ ขอบอก
14:09แกลง่อยู่ แกลง่า แกลง่า with me อย่างอย่างนี้
14:14แค่ แล้วไม่ต้องลับมิด
14:17มต้องเป็น ล่ะ แกลลงเหลี่ยมสาว ที่เป็นค่ะ
14:21Hey Greta, I'm Rama
14:24I've only been in like seven of the same classes as you
14:27So, so, so, hey listen
14:29Greta had some questions about what you told me earlier
14:32Sure, shoot
14:33So what exactly did your brother say about Tim and me?
14:38He said that he heard you and Tim hooked up at a party last night
14:42Like hooked up or had sex?
14:45Hooked up means had sex
14:47Does it? That does it though?
14:49Definitely, yeah
14:50Yeah, Greta, you already know, we've talked about this
14:52I still don't think it does
14:54Okay, well, listen, uh, Tim and I didn't have sex
14:57So, uh, who even told your brother that?
15:00Probably Tim
15:01Also, bummer, he's a babe
15:03I was impressed
15:05And here I was thinking Tim was different
15:08You know, we've seen each other's naked baby pics
15:10When he was seven, he came over to my house and peed his pants
15:13This just doesn't make any sense
15:15I mean, they're totally gonna do it eventually, so
15:18Uh, so, can you, like, tell your brother that we didn't?
15:21Uh, I mean, I don't think that's really gonna help
15:24What do you mean?
15:26Well, like, everyone already knows
15:29Did she say everyone?
15:32Shit
15:33Who is blowing you up right now?
15:36Joe
15:36Who is Joe?
15:39Her ex
15:40Let me paint you a little word picture
15:42About what it means that Joe is texting me
15:44If we were in a submarine in one of those boring old Navy movies my dad likes to watch
15:48Water just gushing in
15:50Red lights blinking everywhere
15:52Sirens blaring in the distance
15:54And an old white guy standing in a corner
15:56Screaming, we're taking on water
15:58As if that wasn't already obvious enough
16:00Oh, well, that's my cue to leave
16:06CJ
16:07I'll catch you on Monday
16:09Greta, don't you answer that
16:15You are past this
16:16Period
16:17Greta, don't you answer that
16:22You are past this
16:23Period
16:23Remember those chest issues I mentioned earlier?
16:30Yeah, those are from Joe
16:31He was my first
16:33Well, my first everything
16:35Including my first breakup
16:36And he did not take it very well
16:39We haven't really talked since
16:41But that was, like, six whole weeks ago
16:43Okay, hello, where are you?
16:46Are you imploding right now?
16:47Talk to me, what's going on?
16:48Yeah, of course I am, CJ
16:49My life is falling apart
16:50The guy I have a crush on is lying
16:51Telling people that we had sex
16:52And now my ex is texting me
16:54Correction
16:56Now my ex is FaceTiming me
16:58What are you gonna do?
17:01I don't know, I guess answer
17:02I mean, if he thinks Tim and I had sex
17:04I get it, but
17:05He should at least know the truth
17:07Hey, hey, hey, hey
17:08Hey
17:09You don't owe Joe anything
17:12F*** him and it's Tim and the gentleman here
17:14No, yeah, you're right
17:16But
17:17I don't know
17:18I just don't want things to be weird between us
17:20I always hoped that we could be, like, cordial
17:22Yeah, okay, no, I gotta go
17:25Hey, hey, hey
17:26I love you, Greta
17:27This is all gonna work out, okay?
17:29Yeah, I love you too
17:30I'll keep you posted
17:30Okay, bye
17:32Okay, bye
17:33Maybe this is a bad idea
17:35Maybe this is a bad idea
17:38Hey
17:49I didn't think you'd answer
17:51Then why'd you call?
17:53And why are you reading in your kitchen?
17:55I have macarons in the oven
17:57Look
17:59Greta, is it true?
18:03No
18:03No, it's not true
18:05So you didn't hook up with Tim?
18:07I didn't have sex with Tim
18:10Guess I'm just surprised you're moving on so quickly
18:15Listen, I figured if there was a lie floating around about you
18:19I'd like to know the truth
18:20But I don't really owe you an explanation
18:22Okay, I get it
18:24Still, I can't believe Tim would lie like that
18:27Yeah
18:28Yeah, no, I don't get it
18:31I mean, he's a jock
18:33What'd you expect?
18:34Well, that's all
18:35I'm gonna go
18:36Well, that's all
18:38I'm gonna go
18:39No, Greta, wait
18:41Cue the try and win Greta back speech in three, two
18:44Oh, Greta
18:46It's just that I miss you
18:48I can't stop thinking about you
18:50We had a good thing
18:51I still journal about you
18:53I just, I don't know what to do with all of that
18:55Yeah, well, Joe
18:56There's a reason why we didn't work out
18:58I only remember the good things
19:00Oh, do you?
19:02Okay, well, here's a refresher
19:03You were pretentious
19:05And made fun of my friends
19:06And the things I liked
19:07And you made me watch Annie Hall like six times
19:09Even though Woody Allen married his daughter
19:11And you never wanted to do any fun high school things
19:13Even though, Joe
19:14You are in high school
19:16Okay, first of all
19:18You have to be able to separate the art from the artist
19:22Secondly, I know
19:24Okay, I've been working on myself, though
19:27I'm not as judgmental
19:28I have a more open mind now
19:30Like, I started listening to Tame Impala
19:33Remember, you used to tell me to listen to Tame Impala
19:36And I would say there are music for bros
19:37Who want to feel cool
19:39But I started listening
19:40And I don't hate them
19:42You weren't totally wrong
19:44Well, that is
19:46That's great, Joe
19:47I am so happy that you have found Tame Impala
19:51So, um
19:53Maybe we could meet up sometime
19:56Listen to them together
19:58Did you see that text?
20:05He thinks I'm telling people
20:08Why would he say that?
20:10Who are you texting right now?
20:11I just laid my heart out to you
20:13Are you serious right now?
20:15Joe, we are not getting back together
20:17So, truly a lot has happened in the past 10 minutes
20:31A rollercoaster
20:32You know, it sounds kind of crazy
20:33But sometimes I feel like my life's like a TV show or something
20:36What is taking him so long?
20:38Oh, okay
20:39There he is
20:41Be calm
20:42Greta, be cool
20:43Be even-keeled
20:44Chilled out
20:45Greta
20:46Greta
20:48Hey
20:48Oh, hey, Tim
20:49So, you're not telling people we had sex
20:54No, I thought you were
20:55Definitely not
20:57I wouldn't do that
20:58Yeah, I didn't think so
21:00But then I heard you were telling everyone on the soccer team
21:02I told people on the soccer team we made out
21:05But definitely that we did not have sex
21:07Why are you telling people anything at all?
21:10Okay
21:10Sorry, it might be stupid
21:12But I've been really nervous ever since last night
21:15And it's not like I've heard from you at all
21:17Nervous about what?
21:19Nervous about what?
21:24Well, Greta
21:25I really, really like you
21:28I liked you before
21:30I told you that
21:32But after last night
21:34I
21:35I can't stop thinking about you
21:40And I just didn't know what to do
21:42So
21:44I talked to a friend
21:46Just to get advice
21:48Cause you know
21:50Cause what?
21:55You're gonna make me say it
21:57Yeah, no, definitely need to hear you say it
21:59I
22:04I don't want this to be just a casual one-time hookup, Greta
22:08I
22:10I like
22:11I want to date you
22:14But
22:15The only thing is I've only really been with one other person
22:19So I just needed someone to talk through it with
22:22Well
22:24I've been nervous too
22:27Because I feel the exact same way
22:30But hey, next time you're nervous
22:33Maybe don't tell the entire soccer team
22:36And come to me instead
22:38And we can figure it out
22:39Together
22:41Okay
22:43Deal
22:44Okay
22:46I will
22:48Talk to you
22:50Tomorrow
22:51I mean
22:55What are you doing right now?
22:56We can just
22:56Keep talking
22:58Unless you're too busy
22:59I mean
23:00I don't know
23:01Yeah, yeah, yeah
23:02Let's uh
23:03Let's just
23:04Keep talking
23:05Dude
23:06Greta
23:07Your room is
23:09Dope
23:09It's like
23:11Effortlessly cool
23:13Like
23:14As you can tell
23:15My room is
23:15Just regular mess
23:17Drop me over something we can start
23:21Okay
23:23Who is your biggest celebrity crush?
23:27Go
23:27You really want to go there?
23:30Yeah, definitely
23:30Give me all the juice
23:32Okay
23:33Um
23:35I know it's a bit basic
23:37But
23:37Zendaya
23:39Oh my god, no
23:39You totally stole mine
23:41I'm like
23:41A simp for Zendaya
23:43She is so hot
23:44I can't
23:44I can't
23:45Okay
23:46This is like
23:46Hour two
23:47Of completely normal
23:48Conversation with Tim
23:49This is like
23:50Relationship goals
23:52Instagram page worthy
23:53He likes Zendaya
23:55I like Zendaya
23:58Huh
23:58And that's it
24:00No Greta overthinking
24:01Anxiety?
24:03You there?
24:05See?
24:06Nothing
24:06Wait
24:07You think she's sexy too?
24:09Yeah, of course
24:10I mean
24:11Doesn't everyone?
24:11She's like
24:12The 2020 hot girl version of Prince
24:14Everyone is attracted to her
24:16Okay, good
24:18Because
24:19I was kind of holding back
24:21Because you know how people can get sometimes
24:24But
24:25Zendaya
24:28I love her
24:32Your brother
24:35This is like
24:35So refreshing
24:36Like
24:37I'm glad we can be honest about this kind of stuff
24:39You know?
24:40Yeah, totally
24:41I mean
24:41Jealousy is just like
24:43So passe
24:44Okay
24:46And anxiety is back
24:48Hear me out
24:49I felt Tim's dick through his pants while we were making out
24:51And even then
24:52The look he gave me
24:52Wasn't even close to the look
24:53He just gave imaginary Zendaya
24:54I need to make him look at me like that
24:57I want to be the object of his undying teenage desire
25:00Whoa
25:02Did you hear that?
25:04That sounds like the idea train pulling into Greta Station
25:08You're gonna love this
25:09Yeah, totally
25:11I mean
25:12I'm just so glad you're
25:14Chill
25:16Yeah, totes
25:17Um, I actually have to go
25:18Can I call you back in a bit?
25:20Yeah
25:20Wait, what's
25:23A bit?
25:24Okay, TTYL, bye
25:26Showtime
25:28I know what you're thinking
25:32Greta, you genius
25:34Phone sex is the perfect way to capture Tim's attention
25:37And
25:38Yes
25:40My anxiety has often led me to some bad ideas in the past
25:43But this
25:44Definitely a good one
25:45I mean
25:46If the goal is to have Tim look at me like I'm sexy
25:49Like
25:50Um, geez, Zendaya is so hot
25:52Sexy
25:53Then this is the fastest way to do it
25:55Then this is the fastest way to do it
25:57Okay
26:00Let's go
26:01Come on, Greta
26:02Just
26:03Sex it up
26:04You've got this
26:05Hey
26:16That was
26:18Quick
26:19Hey Tim
26:20I just had to, uh
26:21Get ready for a shower
26:23Well, I mean
26:25If you're about to take a shower
26:26You can call me back after
26:27I know you said a bit
26:29But
26:29Take your time
26:30Well, actually
26:32I was hoping that you'd
26:37Keep me company while the water warms up
26:39I wish you were here right now
26:43What?
26:46Greta
26:46I can't hear you
26:48I wish you were here right now
26:51I can't hear you
26:53Is this better?
27:01Yeah
27:01Yeah
27:03Look, Greta
27:05Can you just
27:05Call me back after your shower?
27:07After your shower?
27:09Is this not working?
27:11Is it too subtle?
27:11Why is he not taking the bait?
27:14I'll have to try something different
27:15Yeah, for sure
27:18I'll call you in a sec
27:19Alright
27:20Talk in a bit
27:20What's that saying?
27:26If at first you don't succeed
27:28Try again
27:29But this time try sexier?
27:31Sounds right to me
27:32So
27:35At first I thought
27:37This
27:37Was a little much
27:40But
27:41After the cold shoulder
27:42Tim gave me pre-shower
27:43I thought it couldn't hurt
27:45To dial up the sex appeal a bit
27:50Bro
27:58Are you okay?
28:01Uh, yeah
28:01Just
28:02Calling you back
28:03Post-shower
28:04Like we talked about
28:06Yeah
28:06That was like
28:07Over an hour ago
28:09Can we talk tomorrow?
28:12Uh
28:13Tomorrow?
28:15Yeah
28:15I'll call you in the morning
28:17I can't be mad at him for that
28:22Right?
28:30So, uh
28:30Last night didn't go exactly as planned
28:32But this
28:33Is about as forward as I can be
28:34Plus
28:35I got up at like
28:366am on a Saturday for this
28:37So it better work
28:38Hey
28:45I was just thinking about you
28:47I was gonna give you a call
28:48Before my run
28:49But, uh
28:49Didn't wanna wake you up
28:50Before?
28:53Because we're on
28:53Yeah, no problem
28:55You know me
28:56Just
28:56An early bird
28:57Well
29:00I'll call you back, okay?
29:01Because I got like
29:016 more miles
29:026 more miles
29:036 more miles
29:04Yeah
29:05Sounds good
29:06I'm going back to sleep
29:096 more miles
29:14Oh my god
29:17It's Tim
29:18I overslept
29:19I am not prepared for this
29:21He just finished
29:22A 6 mile run
29:23And here I am in bed
29:24Looking like a potato
29:25Should I answer?
29:32Are you still in bed?
29:36Yeah, you caught me
29:38I knew you were in a morning prison
29:40Okay, but for real
29:42Do you get up this early every day?
29:44Well
29:45I mean, looking at you right now
29:48You're making a pretty convincing case
29:50Not to
29:50I mean, yeah
29:51It is pretty cozy
29:53But I can't say I get much done
29:55Are you sure?
29:57I think we could get a lot done
29:58Together
30:00Oh, yeah?
30:03I mean
30:05You look so good right now
30:07Okay, but I look objectively
30:10So not good right now
30:12But this does seem to be working
30:14Uh, so
30:17What
30:18What would we be doing
30:19If
30:19You were here?
30:21Come on
30:22We are so close
30:23Just a little bit more
30:24I mean
30:25We could
30:26Pick up where we left off
30:27At the party
30:29Yeah, maybe this time
30:30I wouldn't have to dare you
30:31To take your shirt off
30:32Oh, I'll take off
30:35Way more than
30:36Is, uh
30:41Is everything okay?
30:45Um, yeah
30:46Yeah
30:47It's Stephanie
30:51For those of you just tuning in
30:55Tim and I were finally about to get all hot and heavy
30:57And now his ex, Stephanie
30:59Literally the coolest girl in school
31:01Is blowing him up
31:02I thought you guys broke up
31:05Yeah, we did
31:07But, uh
31:08She's going through a lot right now
31:10And we're still friends
31:12Still friends?
31:14Still friends?
31:15I know what that means
31:17That means your girl Greta
31:19Is getting pushed to the side
31:20Look
31:25I know this sucks
31:27But I have to call her
31:29Um
31:30I promise I'll
31:32Explain everything later
31:33I'll call you back after
31:35And, uh
31:36We'll continue this, okay?
31:38Yeah, okay
31:38That's fine
31:39Greta
31:41Thank you
31:42You're the best
31:43I, uh
31:48So can't right now
31:50I, uh
31:52So can't right now
31:53You know, I thought what we had was like a real thing
31:57God
31:59Why does this always happen to me?
32:01Why can't things be simple?
32:02I mean, I like him
32:03He likes me
32:04And that's it
32:04Instead
32:06It's games of truth or dare
32:07Instead of
32:08You know
32:09Getting to the point
32:09Or everyone thinking we had sex
32:11When we didn't
32:12And
32:12No, I just want him to tell me
32:14That he finds me attractive
32:16And he ditches me to talk to his ex
32:18Maybe I should just give up
32:23Are you sure you want to watch me get dumped?
32:31Okay
32:32Welcome to my nightmare
32:33Is everything okay with Stephanie?
32:40Yeah
32:41She's fine
32:42Greta
32:44Greta
32:44Are you okay?
32:46Uh
32:47Honestly
32:47Not really, Tim
32:49You can talk to me
32:51Greta
32:53Come on
32:54It's me
32:55Do
32:57Do you even think I'm sexy?
32:58Like
32:58Are you even actually attracted to me?
33:00Do
33:00Do you even think I'm sexy?
33:02Like
33:02Are you even actually attracted to me?
33:04What?
33:04Yeah
33:05Of course I am
33:06What are you
33:08Talking about right now?
33:09What am I talking about?
33:10Tim, I have been digitally throwing myself at you for the past 24 hours
33:14And the first time you call me to start something, you hang up to talk to your ex
33:18Okay
33:19First off, Stephanie is going through a lot right now
33:23And we're still friends
33:26I'm not just going to abandon her because we broke up
33:28I need you to be okay with that
33:31Actually, that is really admirable
33:35No, you know what?
33:36I am still angry
33:37You swear
33:39You're just friends
33:41Yes
33:42I swear
33:44And Greta
33:45If me and you ever broke up
33:47And you needed me
33:48I'd be there for you too
33:50Because yes
33:52I find you attractive
33:53And sexy
33:55But before all that
33:56We started as friends, remember?
33:59And I care about you as a person
34:01It's impossible to stay mad at this guy
34:04But it still doesn't explain why he keeps blowing me off
34:07Yeah, Tim
34:10You say that
34:12But I called you in a towel
34:14And you told me to call you back
34:15I called you in the skimpiest shirt I own
34:18And you went to sleep
34:19Is that what all this is about?
34:22You trying to be sexy?
34:26You don't need to do that
34:28I already think you're sexy, Greta
34:30I just want you to look at me the way you look when you talk about Zendaya
34:34Are you serious?
34:38Greta, if I looked at you that way every time I thought you looked sexy
34:41I would never stop
34:44And besides, I don't want to be those gross guys
34:48You guys always think about sex all the time, yeah?
34:51Okay
34:52But next time I call you in a towel
34:55Just know I'm trying to start something
34:57You're always expecting the worst, aren't you?
35:00I feel so fully seen right now
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