- 7 weeks ago
Lizzie Borden High alumnus Walter Baylor (Blackie Dammett) is still traumatized by a nasty senior prank he endured. Years later, he breaks out of an asylum and returns to his school during a class reunion to wreak havoc on those who drove him insane. While the classmates are celebrating, many start mysteriously dying. The remaining students, including popular Bunny Packard (Miriam Flynn) and loser Gary Nash (Fred McCarren), try to find the deranged killer before it is too late.
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00:00:00.
00:00:19Give me your droid!
00:00:21Come on, give me a droid, man.
00:00:23Good day.
00:00:25Hey, everybody.
00:00:27I think it's a jungle on time.
00:00:29Hey Hubert, it's Chugglerock home.
00:00:33Chugglerock!
00:00:35Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
00:00:37Chug! Chug! Chug!
00:00:39Let's go!
00:00:41Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
00:00:44Chug! Chug! Chug!
00:00:48Okay, Hubert says it's time for some scum!
00:00:52Hey, come on, Hubert, make it up, now it's time.
00:00:55Hey, come on, Walter, I gotta talk to you.
00:00:59Come on, Walter, come on, I gotta talk to you.
00:01:03No, you don't. No, you don't.
00:01:07Oh, madam, I'm blasting.
00:01:11How are you? Good, madam. Say, you know, I was just talking to Meredith Modeste.
00:01:15She's kind of hot for your bod. Are you saving me?
00:01:19No, no, no, I'm not at all. As a matter of fact, she's in that convertible
00:01:23right over there, right now, waiting for you. Wait. Yeah, she said she wanted
00:01:27to give you a hand.
00:01:31Oh, but listen, I'll tell you something, Warren. Meredith is kind of modest,
00:01:35so you're gonna have to wear this, okay?
00:01:39But don't worry about being a fool or anything, because she's wearing one, too.
00:01:43Thanks, Bob. Oh, no problem, guy, no problem.
00:01:47Go get him, slugger.
00:01:53Don't go for it. He went for it.
00:01:55He went for it. He went for it.
00:02:05Oh, oh, oh, Meredith. Oh!
00:02:23Well, I got my invitation, and I'm heading out right away.
00:02:41Throw my bags in the car, kiss my honey, and I'm on my way.
00:02:47Well, I've been driving, driving, driving on 90 days.
00:02:53It's been a long time since I've seen my old school friends.
00:02:59And all the places they face is a note since I don't know when.
00:03:03And it'll all come back when we get back together again.
00:03:09Well, I want the class reunion.
00:03:13Class reunion.
00:03:15Class reunion.
00:03:17See you at the gym at a quarter to nine.
00:03:19Turning back the hands of time at the class reunion.
00:03:23Come on!
00:03:25Come on!
00:03:37Irish was a cutie.
00:03:38Mary did the beauty, you know.
00:03:42Bunny was a teaser.
00:03:43She would always tell but never show.
00:03:47But Mary Beth was easy.
00:03:49She's a girl that you wanted to know.
00:03:51At the class reunion.
00:03:55Class reunion.
00:03:56See you at the gym at a quarter to nine.
00:04:01Turning back the hands of time at the class reunion.
00:04:06At the class reunion.
00:04:08Class reunion.
00:04:10Class reunion.
00:04:12Class reunion.
00:04:14Class reunion.
00:04:16Class reunion.
00:04:18At the class reunion.
00:04:20That's reunion, that's reunion, that's reunion.
00:04:31Is this Christy? I can't believe it. Look who's here.
00:04:35Oh, you love this.
00:04:37It's adorable this evening. Have fun.
00:04:40Oh, no, this isn't Kate. I don't believe it.
00:04:44Oh, you aren't fat anymore. Good for you.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:53Do you recognize any of these people?
00:04:56No. Who are you?
00:04:59I'm Carl, man, your best friend.
00:05:01Oh, Carl, what's happening?
00:05:03You got it all.
00:05:15I tell you, I knew we had a lot of bozos in this class.
00:05:19But so many.
00:05:21So far, we're still the prettiest ones here.
00:05:23Uh-huh.
00:05:25Meredith!
00:05:26Hi!
00:05:27Oh!
00:05:28Oh!
00:05:29Oh!
00:05:30Oh!
00:05:31Oh!
00:05:32Oh!
00:05:33Oh!
00:05:34Oh!
00:05:35Oh!
00:05:36You look fine!
00:05:37You said you weren't coming!
00:05:38I pulled a TV commercial for Underbund, Sandy Fresh, all cotton pale pantyhose to come.
00:05:43Hey, when I miss all this!
00:05:45Woo-hoo!
00:05:46Oh, yeah, I remember you.
00:05:48Yeah, but do you recognize any of these people?
00:05:50No.
00:05:51No.
00:05:52But wait!
00:05:53We go to high school with them.
00:05:55Yeah, but that was ten years ago.
00:05:57Well, where have we been since then?
00:05:59Huh?
00:06:00I don't know.
00:06:01Time goes by fast when you're having fun.
00:06:02Yeah.
00:06:03You know?
00:06:04Where have we been?
00:06:05I don't know.
00:06:06I'll see you inside.
00:06:07Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:08Your name tag.
00:06:09What am I talking about?
00:06:10Everybody knows you.
00:06:11Bye.
00:06:12Bye.
00:06:13Oh, she's a fun person, isn't she?
00:06:14Really?
00:06:15Well, let's look her up in the ear box.
00:06:16Oh, good idea.
00:06:17Oh, I was so pretty.
00:06:18Yeah.
00:06:19Yeah.
00:06:20Yeah.
00:06:21Hello, darling.
00:06:22So, what do you think of my little shindig?
00:06:23Oh, the guitar.
00:06:24I'll see you inside.
00:06:25Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:26Your name tag.
00:06:27What am I talking about?
00:06:28Everybody knows you.
00:06:29Bye.
00:06:30Bye.
00:06:31Bye.
00:06:32Wow, she's a fun person, isn't she?
00:06:33Really?
00:06:34Oh, let's look her up in the ear box.
00:06:35Oh, good idea.
00:06:36Oh, I was so pretty.
00:06:38Yeah.
00:06:39Woo!
00:06:44Hello, darling.
00:06:46So, what do you think of my little shindig?
00:06:47So, what do you think of my little shindig?
00:06:49Gala, just gala.
00:06:51Why do you always have to be so negative?
00:06:53Who is being negative?
00:06:55It is a run-down cue-y-o gym filled with a bunch of weirdos.
00:06:59You yourself said the high school had to be closed down
00:07:02because your aardball class embarrasses and scandalizes the community.
00:07:05Yeah, but that was ten years ago. People change.
00:07:08Hey, Bob! How's it hanging, guys?
00:07:12How's it going, big boy?
00:07:15Can't complain, Hubert, and you?
00:07:17Couldn't be better. Hey, big Bob, you're still getting a lot of ass.
00:07:20You always were a suave and soignee guy, Hubert.
00:07:24Hey, uh, this your main squeeze, big boy?
00:07:26Oh, I'm sorry. Hubert, this is my good friend Jane Washington.
00:07:29Jane, darling, this is Hubert Down.
00:07:31Pleased to meet you, Jane.
00:07:33Ooh, you got nice big jugs.
00:07:35Uh, we have to run along now, Hubert.
00:07:37Me too, guy. I gotta go get shit-faced.
00:07:39Yeah.
00:07:41He is absolutely gross.
00:07:43Take it as a compliment.
00:07:45Man, is everybody here?
00:07:47Well, I guess everyone who's anyone.
00:07:49Let's party.
00:07:51Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hi.
00:07:54It's Mary Beth, Bunny. It's me, Gary Nash.
00:07:58May I help you?
00:08:00Well, I'm Gary Nash.
00:08:02I was in this class. Bunny, I graduated with you.
00:08:05Remember?
00:08:07No.
00:08:08Mary Beth, I think we'd better check the yearbook on this one.
00:08:11Oh, well, I got an invitation in the mail.
00:08:13Oh, I'm sorry, Barry.
00:08:16Gary.
00:08:17Oh, forgive me.
00:08:19Um, Mary Beth, wanna get Jerry here a name tag?
00:08:21Oh, but there aren't any name tags left.
00:08:24Oh, darn.
00:08:26Well, I got an idea.
00:08:29We'll just improvise the name tag, huh?
00:08:32Isn't that awful? We just ran out.
00:08:34Isn't that the way it always is, huh?
00:08:36Listen, have a super time.
00:08:41You're bad.
00:08:42You shouldn't see me at our convention in New York.
00:08:45Come on, let's go get wild.
00:08:46Oh, great.
00:08:47Oops.
00:08:54Well, who have we here?
00:08:56Oh, what?
00:08:57Let's go to first base.
00:09:00Oh, my God.
00:09:02Look at you.
00:09:03You look terrific.
00:09:04Yeah.
00:09:05Lacrosse.
00:09:06Right for the old Bradbach.
00:09:07Excuse me.
00:09:08Darling, you forgot to introduce us.
00:09:10Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:09:11I am Jane.
00:09:12You must be the old flag.
00:09:14How do you do?
00:09:15Robert and I are engaged.
00:09:16Ooh.
00:09:17It's been announced.
00:09:18It's not really official.
00:09:19We haven't ordered the tent yet.
00:09:20Darling, the thank-you notes for our bed and bath shower are already the man.
00:09:25Yeah.
00:09:26Tell me, how does it feel to see yourself on TV wearing nothing but inexpensive pantyhose?
00:09:32Well, I watch TV so seldom that I...
00:09:34Hi.
00:09:35Hi.
00:09:36Uh-uh...
00:09:37Hurting the� tay?
00:09:38Gonna have one of those pink and fruity things.
00:09:39You can, leave.
00:09:40Thanks.
00:09:41Bartender, can I have one of those pink and fruity things?
00:09:53You can, lady.
00:09:56Dolores.
00:09:58Dolores Salt, is that you?
00:10:02Didn't you used to be crippled?
00:10:04My disease went away.
00:10:06Ah, well, God bless Jerry Lewis.
00:10:08Well, Jerry Lewis had nothing to do with it.
00:10:10I sold my soul to the devil.
00:10:11Oh, good for you.
00:10:13Of course, I'm still not feeling 100%.
00:10:15I get these terrible attacks.
00:10:17Well, probably not enough fiber in your diet.
00:10:20Oh, let me light that for you.
00:10:23Ah, good.
00:10:26Oh, thanks, Dolores.
00:10:28Well, it's been super seeing you again.
00:10:30I'm so glad you got rid of those awful leg braces.
00:10:32They were so unattractive.
00:10:34Oh.
00:10:39Ciao.
00:10:39God, I hate that bitch.
00:10:45I think she is.
00:10:47Powerful media.
00:10:48Hi, Bob.
00:10:49Oh, I think it's been better well to have you.
00:10:51Oh, absolutely.
00:10:52Oh, I'll take it for sure.
00:10:53Terrific.
00:10:54Wait till you see the program that Bob and I have planned.
00:10:56I take it.
00:10:56Oh, I don't.
00:10:57Oh, my God.
00:10:59Here, let me help.
00:11:00Oh, I had one of these Club Ned ones.
00:11:03Oh, it just infuriates me.
00:11:04Let me help.
00:11:04Oh, this is what I'm mad.
00:11:06You know, I think I'll have one of those.
00:11:10Oh, whatever happened to us?
00:11:13I don't know, but it's happening again.
00:11:16What are we going to do?
00:11:18Everything.
00:11:21Hey, you don't got no cello.
00:11:22Hey, the state says you've got to have cello.
00:11:35Oh, I'm so happy you asked me to come out of retirement to be here this evening.
00:11:40Well, we're so happy you were available.
00:11:42May I give you some of this?
00:11:48Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:11:50Forgive me.
00:11:50I had no idea.
00:11:52Have some salad.
00:11:53It's delicious.
00:11:54Give me some food.
00:11:55Iris, be careful.
00:11:56Let me take your tray.
00:11:57No, no, no.
00:11:58Iris, watch it.
00:11:59Pardon?
00:12:00Here, let me have it.
00:12:01I'll do it.
00:12:01Have some of my special spaghetti with liver sauce.
00:12:05And some sweet and sour cream corn.
00:12:08My own recipe.
00:12:09You'll have to speak up.
00:12:11My hearing aids haven't fixed.
00:12:13It keeps going in and out and in and out.
00:12:16Are you having a foot high?
00:12:17No, they passed away two years ago.
00:12:20Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
00:12:21Nice meeting you again.
00:12:23Yes.
00:12:24Come on, Samson.
00:12:25Bon appetit, honey.
00:12:30Oh, hi, honey.
00:12:32Oh, careful, my hair.
00:12:34I have a new friend.
00:12:36Great cheers.
00:12:37This is my husband, Jeff.
00:12:38Oh, hi.
00:12:40How do you do?
00:12:41Oh, I don't believe we've met.
00:12:43Oh, I'm Mrs. Shears.
00:12:46Yep.
00:12:46Oh, then you know Fritz.
00:12:49Oh, only too well.
00:12:52Fritz sells insurance.
00:12:53Isn't that fascinating?
00:12:55Mm-hmm.
00:12:55Excuse me.
00:12:56Fritz is analyzing our needs.
00:13:01I'm ringing wet.
00:13:03Where?
00:13:04Oh, honey.
00:13:06Fritz thinks we're underprotective.
00:13:07Yeah, let's see here.
00:13:08Home, auto, and...
00:13:09Uh-oh.
00:13:11Life.
00:13:12Life.
00:13:13Take care of it, honey.
00:13:14Excuse me.
00:13:18Did you say something?
00:13:25Excuse me.
00:13:26Did you send a naked picture of yourself into a men's magazine?
00:13:33You saw it?
00:13:34I ate it.
00:13:35Why ate it?
00:13:36The food's ready.
00:13:37Oh, goody, goody, goody.
00:13:38Come on, honey.
00:13:38Let's go.
00:13:39Oh, come on, you two.
00:13:42You kids look like you haven't had a good cafeteria meal in years.
00:13:46Oh.
00:13:46Oh, yeah.
00:13:47Oh, gross.
00:13:49Oh, no chicken for me, please.
00:13:52No, no.
00:13:52No chicken for me.
00:13:54Hey, Mrs. T, this food looks almost good enough to eat.
00:14:01It's missing a hole in my place.
00:14:03Find me a phone, will ya?
00:14:04You got it.
00:14:04I don't believe this.
00:14:06Milt, little Miltie Friedman.
00:14:09It's like a time machine.
00:14:11Yeah, it is.
00:14:12I can't believe it.
00:14:14I know, 10 years.
00:14:15You look so different.
00:14:16You know, I didn't recognize you.
00:14:18I don't recognize you.
00:14:21Well, I'm Gary Nash.
00:14:22Oh, come on, come on.
00:14:23We were best friends.
00:14:25We were?
00:14:26Oh.
00:14:27We're blood brothers since the second grade.
00:14:29There you go.
00:14:29Blood brothers, huh?
00:14:35Oh, yeah.
00:14:36You...
00:14:36Operator, yeah.
00:14:37I want to make a collect call.
00:14:39Hey, you know what time in high school is a girl?
00:14:41I'm unable to complete your call.
00:14:42Patsy.
00:14:42Patsy McLaughlin.
00:14:43What?
00:14:44If you need help finding a number that isn't in your phone book,
00:14:48please stay on the line.
00:14:50And if you're looking for a phone that works,
00:14:52go to the principal's office.
00:14:54This is a recording.
00:14:55It was in high school.
00:14:56Oh, great.
00:14:57What?
00:14:57Where's the principal's office?
00:15:01Right where it's always been.
00:15:02Down the foyer to the right.
00:15:04Great.
00:15:04Thanks, uh...
00:15:06Uh...
00:15:07Uh...
00:15:08Gary.
00:15:09Gary, great.
00:15:10Thanks, Gary.
00:15:15Gary Nash.
00:15:16What can I possibly say about tonight's entertainment
00:15:30except that it was my idea?
00:15:33Oh, my God.
00:15:34Oh, my God.
00:15:34Ladies and gentlemen,
00:15:36the king of rock and roll,
00:15:38Chuck...
00:15:38It wasn't me.
00:15:52Oh, baby, it wasn't me.
00:15:56Must have been some other body.
00:15:58Uh-uh, baby, it wasn't me.
00:15:59Oh, my God.
00:16:00It wasn't me.
00:16:01Oh, my God.
00:16:02Wailing down a freeway,
00:16:03testing out the clues and power.
00:16:05The state troop a trail and clocked him 90 miles an hour.
00:16:07Wasn't me, Sheriff.
00:16:09No, Sheriff.
00:16:11Wasn't me.
00:16:13There must have been some other body.
00:16:15Uh-uh, Sheriff.
00:16:16It wasn't me.
00:16:17I met a German girl in England
00:16:20who was going to school in France.
00:16:22Said we danced in Mississippi
00:16:23at an Alba Capa dance.
00:16:25Wasn't me.
00:16:26All right.
00:16:27No, oh, it wasn't me.
00:16:30It must have been some other body.
00:16:32Uh-uh, oh, it wasn't me.
00:16:34Uh-uh, oh, it wasn't me.
00:16:38Uh-uh, oh, it wasn't me.
00:16:39Uh-uh, oh, it wasn't me.
00:16:44Uh-uh, oh, it wasn't me.
00:16:46Uh-uh, oh, it wasn't me.
00:16:48Uh-uh, it wasn't me.
00:16:49Uh-uh, it wasn't me.
00:16:50Uh-uh, it wasn't me.
00:16:51Uh-uh, it wasn't me.
00:16:52Uh-uh, it wasn't me.
00:16:53Calling for brave young soldiers
00:16:55needed on the front row.
00:16:56Lieutenant said, which one of y'all
00:16:58volunteered to go?
00:16:59Wasn't me, Captain?
00:17:01No, Captain.
00:17:02Wasn't me.
00:17:04Uh-uh, it must have been some other body.
00:17:06Uh-uh, Captain.
00:17:07Wasn't me.
00:17:08Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
00:17:10All right, Dengelain,
00:17:12I want you to sing.
00:17:13All you have to say, Bill,
00:17:15is my ding-a-ling.
00:17:17My ding-a-ling.
00:17:18My ding-a-ling.
00:17:20I want you to play with my ding-a-ling.
00:17:23When I was a little baby boy,
00:17:25my grandmother bought me a cute little toy.
00:17:29Silver bells hanging on a string.
00:17:32She told me it was my ding-a-ling.
00:17:35My ding-a-ling.
00:17:37My ding-a-ling.
00:17:39My ding-a-ling.
00:17:41I want you to play with my ding-a-ling.
00:17:43My ding-a-ling.
00:17:45My ding-a-ling.
00:17:46My ding-a-ling.
00:17:47My ding-a-ling.
00:17:48My ding-a-ling tree.
00:17:48My ding-a-ling.
00:17:49My ding-a-ling.
00:17:50My ding-a-ling.
00:17:50My ding-a-ling.
00:17:52My ding-a-ling.
00:17:53Sony Lipsry is a boy.
00:17:53Street is filled WOC.
00:17:54Sony Lipsy��운
00:17:55in travelling.
00:17:56The Jake-a-ling Norrisbury
00:17:58Hello? Operator? Hello?
00:18:28I'd have more luck with two cans and a string.
00:18:31Here's your string, Milton!
00:18:58Everybody laying back, freaking out all the way.
00:19:01We didn't get a chance to do the funky chicken. That's where I really get down.
00:19:18Oh, that dancing makes me hungry.
00:19:20Tell me about it.
00:19:21Remember what they used to say in Bible school about rock and roll?
00:19:24I feel so guilty.
00:19:26That's my favorite thought.
00:19:27Buy diggling, buy diggling.
00:19:30Hubert. Hubert!
00:19:32Aren't you supposed to be setting up the slideshow, mister?
00:19:35Hey, Bunny, Mary Beth was just starting to go for me.
00:19:37Oh, get up there. Get up there.
00:19:39Somebody broke my foot.
00:19:41Two for a dollar. Give me a dollar, I'll give you my car.
00:19:44Hit it!
00:19:49Good evening.
00:19:54Oh, wonderful.
00:19:55Well, Bob, are you ready for our little trip down memory lane?
00:19:58With a co-hostess as lovely as Ms. Bunny Packard, our charming name tag chairperson, you bet I am!
00:20:05Oh!
00:20:08Oh, buddy!
00:20:11Well...
00:20:12You want to take a trip to Bozo Land?
00:20:13Yeah.
00:20:14Yeah.
00:20:15No.
00:20:17No.
00:20:18On with the show!
00:20:21Let's begin with a picture of our lovely homecoming queen.
00:20:24We all remember...
00:20:25Oh!
00:20:28Bob!
00:20:29Hubert!
00:20:30Who is that?
00:20:31Oh, God, I wish I knew.
00:20:32Bob!
00:20:33Hubert!
00:20:34Hubert!
00:20:35Mr. Smarty Pants, I could just shake you, mister.
00:20:37Yeah.
00:20:38You're really a dork.
00:20:39Now put up the next slide.
00:20:40That's right.
00:20:41Yeah.
00:20:42Well, the class of 72 distinguished itself in the area of public service with our super successful
00:20:48blood drive.
00:20:50Headed for four years by a graduate of Lizzie Borden High's night school vocational training
00:20:55program, a very, very dedicated guy, Egon Von Stoke.
00:21:02Still grateful for that.
00:21:03Yeah!
00:21:04Yeah!
00:21:05Yeah!
00:21:06Yeah!
00:21:07Yeah!
00:21:08Yeah!
00:21:09Yeah!
00:21:10Yeah!
00:21:11Yeah!
00:21:12Yeah!
00:21:13Well, glory comes to Borden High in many different packages.
00:21:17Right on, Bun.
00:21:18But as pockets as go, there's nothing square about these two guys.
00:21:20It's really great to see again.
00:21:21There's nothing square about these two guys.
00:21:24Carl Clapton and Chip Hendrix, who were excited for the experimental farm they set up behind
00:21:28the football bleachers.
00:21:29Chip and Paul.
00:21:30Super.
00:21:31Super.
00:21:32Super.
00:21:33Super.
00:21:34Well, here's another one.
00:21:35It freaks me out.
00:21:36It freaks me out.
00:21:37It freaks me out.
00:21:38It freaks me out.
00:21:39All right, you guys.
00:21:40All right, I have that help on this one.
00:21:41Now, what boy in our class never took Jim, and why?
00:21:44It was Chris Beckerman.
00:21:45Right.
00:21:46But, um, why didn't he take Jim?
00:21:47Today, Chris is the mother of three living in Spokane, Washington.
00:21:51Oh, that's right.
00:21:52Yeah.
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00:22:14And now, here's Iris Organ, winner of the Riflery Club's Junior Marksmanship Award.
00:22:21Super.
00:22:22Super.
00:22:23Oh, and even Iris' outfit just fabulous, huh?
00:22:27Yeah.
00:22:28I bet she picked it out herself.
00:22:29Huh?
00:22:30Oh, my God.
00:22:31Oh.
00:22:32Oh.
00:22:33Get that fun.
00:22:34Get that fun.
00:22:35There it is.
00:22:37Ah.
00:22:38Samson.
00:22:39And there's a blue line who said the school underwater swim record.
00:22:42Oh, no.
00:22:43Oh, no.
00:22:44Oh, no.
00:22:45Oh, no.
00:22:46Oh, no.
00:22:47Oh, no.
00:22:48Excuse me.
00:22:49Oh.
00:22:50Oh.
00:22:51Hey, tell me who's in charge here.
00:22:52Come today me one of the brothers who told you Bob Spinnaker.
00:22:53Oh, thank you.
00:22:57thank you.
00:22:58Here's our very own, Jack Shunan, Bugord Downs, on the occasion of his third anniversary as a
00:23:01coffee board!
00:23:02writer.
00:23:04Yeah.
00:23:05Now, in terms of talent, Borden High had more than it.
00:23:12Psst, psst, psst, psst.
00:23:14Do you mind?
00:23:16Hey, buddy, there's a show going on.
00:23:18Hey, what's up going on? Get out of the way.
00:23:21Sorry, bud.
00:23:22All right.
00:23:23This is outrageous.
00:23:26Let's get back to the fun.
00:23:28All right?
00:23:30Don't you realize you're interrupting?
00:23:32I realize that. I realize that.
00:23:34Who the hell are you?
00:23:36You are Robert Spinnaker.
00:23:38Yeah.
00:23:39Former class president.
00:23:40Yeah, as a matter of fact, that is right.
00:23:41Four years running, yeah.
00:23:42Present day yacht salesman.
00:23:44Well, I'm more sort of a broker, really.
00:23:45Why are you in the market?
00:23:46No, I'm not.
00:23:47Well, in terms of talent, Borden High certainly had more than its fair share.
00:23:51Oh, who could ever forget Milt Friedman's magic at the Senior Talent Fair, huh?
00:23:57Remember that?
00:24:01Milt, are you here?
00:24:04Stand up, Milt.
00:24:05Come on.
00:24:06What's going on here?
00:24:08Somebody turn on the lights!
00:24:12All right, please, please, I can explain all this.
00:24:24I'm Dr. Robert Young from the Hospital for the Criminally Insane.
00:24:30Somebody do something!
00:24:32The reunion's bombing!
00:24:36Holy smoke, it's locked!
00:24:41Hey!
00:24:42What?
00:24:43What's that?
00:24:44Well, the doors have been locked!
00:24:46We knew our way out!
00:24:47Oh, no!
00:24:48No!
00:24:49Get her feet up!
00:24:50Look, me and Carl will get real high, and escape, and save everyone!
00:24:55Maybe.
00:24:56I know CPR.
00:24:57Just get her feet up.
00:24:58What's this all about?
00:25:00I don't know.
00:25:01I don't know.
00:25:02I don't know.
00:25:03I don't know.
00:25:04I don't know.
00:25:05I don't know.
00:25:06I don't know.
00:25:07I don't know.
00:25:08I don't know.
00:25:09I don't know.
00:25:10What's this all about?
00:25:12It's all about mental illness, Mr. Spinnaker.
00:25:18I'm here concerning a former classmate of yours.
00:25:20You may remember him.
00:25:21Walter Baylor.
00:25:24Squirrelly little dude.
00:25:26Yeah.
00:25:27He was institutionalized shortly after graduating from here.
00:25:31He committed a heinous crime against his parents with an upright vacuum cleaner.
00:25:36That crime was related to an incident that occurred at your senior class party.
00:25:43An incident that all of you were involved in.
00:25:45Yeah.
00:25:46But we were young and crazy.
00:25:49Besides, we were just having a good time, weren't we?
00:25:51Yeah.
00:25:52Yeah.
00:25:53And, well, I mean, things may have gone a little out of hand, but we were drunk, weren't we,
00:25:58humans?
00:25:59Yeah.
00:26:00Besides, it was just a joke.
00:26:02It's too late for apologies and explanations, Mr. Spinnaker.
00:26:05The damage is done.
00:26:07It's time to pipe the pair.
00:26:11Huh?
00:26:12What?
00:26:13Who?
00:26:14Who?
00:26:15Down.
00:26:16Very, very, very interesting.
00:26:19Do you know who that girl was?
00:26:21Oh, yeah.
00:26:22She was some trampy girl from Catholic school.
00:26:24Do you know who that girl was?
00:26:26I just told you.
00:26:27That girl was Walter Baylor's twin sister.
00:26:34Oh, shit.
00:26:36Mr. Spinnaker, are you a religious man?
00:26:40Certainly not.
00:26:41I'm an Episcopalian.
00:26:42So am I.
00:26:43Mr. Spinnaker, Bob, do you value your life?
00:26:52Are you kidding?
00:26:53I love my life!
00:26:55Whether we live or die is up to all of us right now, from this moment on.
00:27:00So let's get to work.
00:27:03We need some volunteers to find our way out of here.
00:27:07Oh, come on!
00:27:10Where's your old school spirit?
00:27:13Can't you just smell the tension?
00:27:16Oh, great.
00:27:18There's a volunteer.
00:27:19Good.
00:27:20Good.
00:27:21That's our two group leaders.
00:27:23Wait a minute!
00:27:24I can't just abandon my leadership position here.
00:27:27These people are counting on me.
00:27:29You're wasting time.
00:27:32All right.
00:27:33I'm not going alone.
00:27:35My father didn't spend all that money to keep me out of Vietnam just so I could die in my own high school.
00:27:40Any more volunteers?
00:27:42Are you crazy?
00:27:43You're a girl.
00:27:44You'll twist your ankles.
00:27:46Count me in.
00:27:47I'll go.
00:27:48Me, too.
00:27:49Does anybody else want to go wander around dark, lonely hallways, huh?
00:27:54I do.
00:27:55Me, too.
00:27:56All right.
00:27:57Now, who else is man enough to volunteer?
00:28:00Me!
00:28:02Good girl, Dolores.
00:28:04Now, who else?
00:28:05Where are we going?
00:28:06I don't know.
00:28:07Don't be bashful.
00:28:08Uh, Bob, before I volunteer, I just want to make sure that would the women feel safer if I stayed behind to protect them?
00:28:16All right.
00:28:17All right.
00:28:19All volunteers to the foyer.
00:28:21Right.
00:28:22Here, Sam.
00:28:23Sam.
00:28:24Sam.
00:28:25Sam.
00:28:26Sam.
00:28:27Sam.
00:28:28Sam.
00:28:29Sam.
00:28:30Sam.
00:28:31Sam.
00:28:32Sam.
00:28:33Sam.
00:28:34All right.
00:28:35I want this group to head upstairs and search out all open windows and doors.
00:28:46And remember, Walter Baylor is a dangerous man.
00:28:52I'll remember.
00:28:53Look, I'm telling you, there aren't any open windows.
00:29:00Yeah.
00:29:01Now, this group, I want you to go in the opposite direction.
00:29:06I want you to try to break out.
00:29:08In the meantime, I'll try to find Walter Baylor before...
00:29:11Before.
00:29:12Before.
00:29:13Before.
00:29:14You know.
00:29:20Now, I don't want panic.
00:29:22Honey, move your bans.
00:29:23Make that secure.
00:29:25I don't want anybody getting in here.
00:29:30I have something to tell you.
00:29:32Shh.
00:29:33Shh.
00:29:38I shall do my utmost to protect your safety.
00:29:42He must be carrying a gun.
00:29:44My virility is my only weapon.
00:29:46We are in deep, you know what.
00:29:48Oh, no.
00:29:49I can't die.
00:29:51I haven't been to Europe yet.
00:29:53I haven't seen a Broadway play.
00:29:55I have six more pounds to lose.
00:29:58Oh, I have a beauty parlor appointment on Monday.
00:30:04Oh, no.
00:30:05Mary Beth, you'll get mascara all over your dress.
00:30:10I can't handle this.
00:30:12Yes, you can.
00:30:13Oh, no.
00:30:15That saved a dress like me.
00:30:24Oh, yeah.
00:30:25Oh, yeah.
00:30:26Oh, yeah.
00:30:27What should I do?
00:30:31You just stay here, and if you see anybody, then you yell.
00:30:34What should I do?
00:30:36You just do the same thing as Carl.
00:30:38What's he doing?
00:30:40Look, Chip, I've already explained this a couple of times.
00:30:42You've got to stay with me.
00:30:43This is very serious business, you know.
00:30:45We could all die.
00:30:46Oh, shit.
00:30:47Yeah, that's tonnage.
00:30:49You didn't say nothing about death.
00:30:52Okay, okay.
00:30:53Now, both of you, Chip, Carl, you stay here.
00:30:56You wait here.
00:30:57You don't move.
00:30:58You stay right here, okay?
00:30:59Right.
00:31:00Now, if you see anybody, you yell.
00:31:02You yell loud.
00:31:03You go, Gary, Gary.
00:31:05Just like that.
00:31:06Gary.
00:31:07Gary.
00:31:08Gary.
00:31:09Only louder.
00:31:10Gary!
00:31:11No, no, no.
00:31:12Gary!
00:31:13Gary!
00:31:14Gary!
00:31:15Wait till you see someone.
00:31:16Oh.
00:31:17Okay.
00:31:18Okay, you guys are gonna work it out, I know.
00:31:20Okay?
00:31:21Okay.
00:31:22Hey, hey, hey.
00:31:23All right.
00:31:24How are you?
00:31:25How are you?
00:31:26I'm proud of you guys.
00:31:27Yeah, you got it, man.
00:31:28No problem.
00:31:29Yeah, that's good.
00:31:30How are we talking about?
00:31:31You know?
00:31:32What was that guy's name again?
00:31:33I don't know.
00:31:34Me too.
00:31:35But look, let's book and fire this joint, man.
00:31:38Yeah.
00:31:39I don't like it when he yells at us.
00:31:41He wasn't yelling at me.
00:31:42He was yelling at you.
00:31:43Oh, yeah.
00:31:44Well, he was looking at you.
00:31:45Well, he was yelling at you.
00:31:48Oh.
00:31:49Use me.
00:31:50Use me.
00:31:52Oh.
00:32:01Alone at last.
00:32:02Oh.
00:32:03Oh.
00:32:04Be tender.
00:32:05Be passionate.
00:32:06Oh.
00:32:07Be gentle.
00:32:08Be romantic.
00:32:09Be quiet.
00:32:13Do something, you two.
00:32:14Don't you realize there is a killer on the loose?
00:32:15Give me this.
00:32:17You got it.
00:32:18What did she say?
00:32:19I think she said this is some killer stuff we smoking.
00:32:20Uh-huh.
00:32:21I like her.
00:32:22Mm-hmm.
00:32:23She's nice.
00:32:24Got nice legs.
00:32:25Mmph.
00:32:26Come on.
00:32:28Oh.
00:32:30You got it.
00:32:31What did she say?
00:32:32I think she said this is some killer stuff we smoking.
00:32:35I like her.
00:32:36Mm-hmm.
00:32:37She's nice.
00:32:38Got nice legs.
00:32:39Oh, my legs.
00:33:09Oh, my God.
00:33:39I mean, I do have my own firm, and I...
00:33:41What are you doing?
00:33:44What is that supposed to mean?
00:33:46Oh, my God, stop breathing on me.
00:33:48I think we ought to go back and die with the others.
00:33:50Well, I think we ought to die here.
00:33:51Oh, stop yacking.
00:33:53My God, be grateful we're safe.
00:33:57Oh.
00:33:59I have a kind of fun idea.
00:34:02Why don't we sing a song?
00:34:06They're really great for trouble time,
00:34:08so come on, what do you say?
00:34:13Mary Beth, I know this is going to make you feel better,
00:34:15and Jane, I bet you've got a great voice.
00:34:17Come on, let's do it.
00:34:18Who's there?
00:34:42Mrs. Terwaziski!
00:34:57Yeah, Walter's here!
00:34:59Stop!
00:35:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:35:08Oh, my God!
00:35:12Stop!
00:35:13No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:35:16Stop in the name of love
00:35:22Before you break my heart
00:35:25Think it all over
00:35:27Think it all over
00:35:30Come on, everybody!
00:35:32Baby, baby, I'm aware of where you go
00:35:36Each time you leave my door
00:35:39Watching you walking down the street
00:35:42Knowing your other love you'll meet
00:35:46But this time before you run to her
00:35:49Leaving me alone and her
00:35:54Think it all over
00:35:56Doing good to you
00:35:58Think it all over
00:35:59And sweet to you
00:36:02Remember when we wore these in the high school place?
00:36:08Remember when we made love Hawaiian style?
00:36:11Ah, yeah.
00:36:12I have no luck left in me
00:36:15Well, that's okay
00:36:15Because I've got enough luck for the whole school
00:36:17It's better, right?
00:36:27What Carl Jung was trying to say
00:36:40Is that trapped inside of each of us
00:36:44There's a woman that comes out
00:36:46When we fuck up real bad
00:36:48You mean there's a woman trapped inside of me?
00:36:53Yeah
00:36:53A black woman or a white woman?
00:36:59A Jewish woman
00:37:00I don't know
00:37:05You mean when I fuck up as a man
00:37:09You mean when I fuck up as a man
00:37:09The woman's side comes out?
00:37:11Yeah
00:37:12Yeah, well look
00:37:15Now do you understand what I'm talking about?
00:37:19No
00:37:19Hey man, have you ever thought of me as a woman?
00:37:22No
00:37:23But I have thought of you as a farm animal
00:37:26Stop in the name of love
00:37:31Before you break my heart
00:37:34Stop in the name of love
00:37:38Before you break my heart
00:37:41I don't know about you guys
00:37:59But I'm gonna go pull into a gas station
00:38:01Haven't taken a dump in four days
00:38:03Do you actually eat with that mouth?
00:38:08Whoa!
00:38:11Listen
00:38:13We'll go back
00:38:15We'll tell them
00:38:16That we checked every door and window
00:38:18And they were all locked
00:38:19They'll never know we tried only two
00:38:21Do you really think they'll buy that?
00:38:23Yeah
00:38:23So ignorant they probably will
00:38:25Yeah
00:38:26Those are my friends you're talking about
00:38:28Oh, any asshole in a pair of Calvins
00:38:30Can be your friend
00:38:31Oh, well let me tell you a thing or two
00:38:33Miss Deloresal
00:38:34I wasn't the one this class voted most likely
00:38:36To betray her country
00:38:37You feminist
00:38:39Weirdo
00:38:40Burden
00:38:41Who told you that?
00:38:42Everybody
00:38:43Everybody
00:38:43Everybody
00:38:44Can't you stop this senseless bickering
00:38:46Go get back
00:38:48Listen, if you ever tell this to read anybody else
00:38:50I'll get my lawyer involved
00:38:51Stop that
00:38:51Stop that
00:38:52Okay, notice when you do a thing, okay?
00:38:53Sam
00:38:54Sam
00:38:55Sam
00:38:56Sam
00:38:56Samson
00:38:59Samson
00:39:00Samson
00:39:02Sam
00:39:04Where are you?
00:39:06Samson?
00:39:08Samson?
00:39:10Sam?
00:39:12Sam?
00:39:14Sam?
00:39:18Ow!
00:39:20Where's my cane?
00:39:22Where's my cane?
00:39:32Did you scream?
00:39:34No, man.
00:39:36Let's go get some food.
00:39:46I'm hungry. Me too.
00:39:48This is an emergency.
00:39:50I gotta have something to eat.
00:39:59Rappin' food.
00:40:01No, I don't like that.
00:40:06I'm hungry, I can eat a horse.
00:40:08Why don't we find some real food, like some roast beef?
00:40:24Dig in.
00:40:32Uh, how about some roast the old lady?
00:40:34Holy shit!
00:40:44No!
00:40:46No!
00:40:48No!
00:40:50No!
00:40:52No!
00:40:54No!
00:40:56No!
00:40:58No!
00:41:00No!
00:41:02No!
00:41:04No!
00:41:06No!
00:41:08No!
00:41:10No!
00:41:12No!
00:41:14No!
00:41:16No!
00:41:18No!
00:41:20No!
00:41:22No!
00:41:24No!
00:41:36No!
00:41:37No!
00:41:38No!
00:41:39oh well souvenir oh yeah i remember this sweater
00:41:47oh meredith
00:41:51ten years it still smells sexy
00:41:57i know you were busy in the gym but uh how about a couple quick steps around the hallway oh yes carrie
00:42:09hold me take my arm that's perfect do you want me to lead i'll lead
00:42:21oh don't be nervous i know it's our first dance i feel so safe with you okay
00:42:29just hang on to me baby i will here we go is it heaven for you dreamland
00:42:36oh you dance so well i feel like i'm floating ready to fly oh yes yes
00:42:46oh kind of fancy huh here's a move my father made under my mother oh i love it when you spin me
00:42:56oh i'm dizzy oh don't stop don't stop don't stop
00:42:59don't stop don't stop oh hubert hubert danced don't you recognize me oh hubert i haven't
00:43:06felt you in years no how have you been not half bad you you'll have to speak up how have you been
00:43:15i didn't vote republican either iris listen um since you're on another planet in terms of speech
00:43:28in sight i'm gonna try to read your mind and you try to read mine okay let's say concentrate real hard
00:43:40oh yeah that's good that's good i'm gonna concentrate hard too oh yeah
00:43:52i'm not here not here where then in the wood shop great win in ten minutes cross your heart and
00:44:09swear to die cross my heart and swear to die all right woodshop in ten minutes i'm gonna go to the
00:44:17john i'll be right back oh and hubert i appreciate the compliment perky set of bongos is a perky set of
00:44:28bongos i bet he's hung better than my gynecologist
00:44:47god bless me father for i've sinned it's been one year since my last confession
00:45:00father i have on occasion used foul language
00:45:05i have lied not just little white lies but great big sinful ones
00:45:10i shoplift all the time father darling i'm an exhibitionist father i like to expose myself to
00:45:19strangers especially authority figures i hold the neighborhood record for most repairmen satisfied
00:45:26in a single afternoon i have an enormous collection of vibrators father i have them in all assorted
00:45:32sizes i have one that's in the shape of a crucifix oh my god it's gorgeous oh my god i put it up i put
00:45:39pictures up on the wall of all kinds of things i listen to barry manilow and over and over and over
00:45:43again i think i think of i think of priests and nuns in that movie the exorcist how did it go
00:45:57trip it up to glory and over and over again and over again?
00:46:00like this so i wanted to go i listened to barry manilow and over again
00:46:04so it's okay i've never thought of trying to hide itself
00:46:06and i love my love the other way i got my friends we can have my friends
00:46:10but i think of myself as i vote and i have to get my friends and i have to spend my friends
00:46:14and i think of myself as i do when i'm a person who's good to continue and be my friends
00:46:18and i think of myself that's not a magic thing that's easy to get to make advice
00:46:20because i believe that they are not as simple and I think they're not as simple as possible
00:46:22i know that you are not as simple as a miracle
00:46:24Ah!
00:46:25Ah!
00:46:26Ah!
00:46:27Ah!
00:46:28Ah!
00:46:29Ah!
00:46:37Ah!
00:46:40Ah!
00:46:41Ah!
00:46:43Yo, Bert.
00:46:45You, Bert?
00:46:48What is it?
00:46:50Hubert! Hubert!
00:46:53I'm all ready!
00:46:55Hubert?
00:46:56Shut up, Iris. Hubert?
00:46:58No, no, it's Gary.
00:46:59Oh, Gary?
00:47:00Yeah, you remember Gary Nash?
00:47:02Oh, Gary! Your pimples are all gone.
00:47:06I always liked you, Gary.
00:47:08Yeah, well, I always liked you, too, Iris, but we have to be very quiet now.
00:47:11I wish I could, but I have a previous engagement with Hubert.
00:47:15Oh, well, that's okay. Why don't we get these buckets off first, all right?
00:47:18Here we go. Sit, Daisy.
00:47:20Close. Maybe I have time for one dance.
00:47:25Maybe Hubert will be late.
00:47:27Maybe Hubert won't get here at all.
00:47:30Is this a slow dance or a fast dance?
00:47:33I can't hear the beat.
00:47:36I'll get the dress. You'll get the panties.
00:47:40No, no, take a closer, Iris. Please.
00:47:42No, no, no, stay quiet. Stay quiet.
00:47:44Don't think twice about it. I'm over 21, and I have my own apartment.
00:47:54No, no, no, Iris, we have to get back to the gym. I've got to get the tools.
00:47:58Rules! In a time like this, there are no rules.
00:48:02No, no, no, no, not rules. Not rules. Tools, Iris. Tools. Tools.
00:48:06Tools? Oh, that's kinky.
00:48:09Yeah. Right, right. Well, I'll get the tools and I'll be right back, all right?
00:48:13Okay.
00:48:17Hubert!
00:48:18Oh, Hubert! I forgot all about Hubert!
00:48:25Hubert, what are you doing?
00:48:26Oh, Hubert!
00:48:28Oh!
00:48:30Woo!
00:48:33Yay!
00:48:35Hubert!
00:48:37Hubert!
00:48:38Hubert!
00:48:39Hubert!
00:48:40Hubert!
00:48:41Hubert!
00:48:45What are we going to find him?
00:48:46What are we going to find him?
00:48:47What are we going to find him?
00:48:48Oh, well, can't we find him?
00:48:49Shh, my God, can't you be quiet?
00:48:50Can't you be quiet?
00:48:51Can't you be quiet?
00:48:52It's my personal safety we're talking about.
00:48:53Shh!
00:48:54Shh!
00:48:55Right, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
00:49:09Hubert!
00:49:12Hubert!
00:49:13Hubert!
00:49:14What the hell are you doing?
00:49:16You're jeopardizing the safety of the group.
00:49:18I, for one, am not going to die so that you can take a nice, leisurely evacuation.
00:49:23Listen, Superman.
00:49:24Yeah?
00:49:25You want to keep an eye out for the forces of evil while I go tidy up?
00:49:29I feel ugly.
00:49:30No problem, bud.
00:49:34Me too.
00:49:39Argumentative ninnies!
00:49:42Hubert!
00:49:43Excuse me!
00:49:50How gross!
00:50:08There, there, bunny.
00:50:14Poor ignorant bastard.
00:50:16Should I cremate him?
00:50:18No!
00:50:20What happened to him?
00:50:22Seems as though Walter Baylor has struck again.
00:50:27Well, at least he died in the girl's convenience and not on a battlefield somewhere.
00:50:35You know, you're really terribly attractive when you're frightened, bunny.
00:50:39Oh, so are you.
00:50:41I see London, I see...
00:50:43Oh!
00:50:44Oh!
00:50:45Oh!
00:50:46Oh!
00:50:50Where am I?
00:50:56I don't know.
00:50:57I should have left a trail of breadcrumbs.
00:51:06Hello!
00:51:07Whoa!
00:51:10Whoa!
00:51:16Oh, no!
00:51:21Great.
00:51:22How are we supposed to get through all this?
00:51:24Why don't we go into a classroom and break through the wall?
00:51:27Well, where do you come up with this stuff?
00:51:30TV?
00:51:31No.
00:51:32Actually, it sounds quite reasonable.
00:51:34Oh, come on!
00:51:35Is it reasonable to go creaking around in dark classrooms?
00:51:38Dark hallways are bad enough.
00:51:40Bob, what's the difference?
00:51:42Well...
00:51:44Bright again.
00:51:48Well, at least the door's unlocked.
00:51:52After you, lumpy.
00:51:53Come on.
00:51:54How'd you do that?
00:52:00All right, Hubert.
00:52:01Let's get to it.
00:52:02Let's see you break through the wall or something.
00:52:05Ow!
00:52:07Ow!
00:52:08Ow!
00:52:09Ow!
00:52:10I'm injured!
00:52:11You realize I'm...
00:52:12I've injured myself.
00:52:13Oh, hey, Bunny, watch out.
00:52:14Ow!
00:52:15Hubert, grow up.
00:52:16Well, what are we supposed to do now?
00:52:18Bunny, watch this.
00:52:19Ah!
00:52:33Biology lab, straight ahead.
00:52:38Oh, well, thank you, Dolores.
00:52:40Yeah.
00:52:41Bob?
00:52:47Can you do that out your ass?
00:52:49You wish.
00:53:16Come back.
00:53:17For yourself.
00:53:18You don't care.
00:53:19I'm not a bad boy.
00:53:20No, no.
00:53:21I'm not a bad boy.
00:53:22I'll die.
00:53:23But I'm going to be a traditional house,
00:53:25let us know what's going on.
00:53:26That's not me.
00:53:27No, no.
00:53:28No, this is not me.
00:53:29What's wrong with this?
00:53:30That's not me.
00:53:31You have to cut me off on the bone,
00:53:32the old man?
00:53:34We used to cut me off the table.
00:53:35Any part?
00:53:36You knew what's wrong with this?
00:53:37I wish.
00:53:38I knew how to cut you off the table.
00:53:40All hands on this.
00:53:41You could do that, aren't you?
00:53:42Are you good?
00:53:43I'm going to call this...
00:53:44Oh, my God.
00:54:14This guy ought to be in a mental institution.
00:54:25Your travail does not diminish your beauty.
00:54:29The only way you're going to touch me is if I'm dead.
00:54:33I'll be back.
00:54:36I don't know what's worse, this reunion or my marriage.
00:54:41You know, I've decided that the only thing that I like about my life is my wardrobe.
00:54:46I thought you had a wonderful marriage.
00:54:48I lied.
00:54:49This is a reunion.
00:54:51Actually, my husband ran off two years ago with a male model.
00:54:56Oh, you need some milk and cookies.
00:54:58Excuse me.
00:54:59Your travail does not diminish your beauty.
00:55:03I'm engaged.
00:55:04It's been announced.
00:55:05Well, congratulations.
00:55:06Excuse me.
00:55:07Have a nice day.
00:55:11Your travail does not diminish your beauty.
00:55:16Oh, this old travail?
00:55:18I've had it for years.
00:55:19Your very presence fills my tuxedo with joy.
00:55:25I feel as if I've mung you for a thousand years.
00:55:29That's something.
00:55:30I hardly remember you from high school.
00:55:32Would you like to dance?
00:55:38There's no music.
00:55:40We'll dance to the music of our passion.
00:55:43I want you.
00:56:04I can't.
00:56:05It's that time of month.
00:56:11Oh, my.
00:56:13Milt.
00:56:27Oh.
00:56:29Jeff.
00:56:30Cindy.
00:56:33This is crazy.
00:56:43Oh!
00:56:46Oh!
00:56:47Oh!
00:56:50Oh!
00:57:04Oh, oh!
00:57:06Oh!
00:57:07Oh!
00:57:08Oh, we're trapped. Trapped like rats in here, I tell you.
00:57:28Oh, come on.
00:57:30This is absolutely a bearable.
00:57:32This is not a bearable. This is a safe hiding place.
00:57:36Bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger.
00:57:41Please stop that.
00:57:43Shh. I've had it. Be quiet.
00:57:46Whoever has his hand where his hand shouldn't be, please remove it, Hubert.
00:57:51Hey, Bunny, it's not my hand.
00:57:54Oh, Bob, will you do something?
00:57:56Hubert, whatever it is, move it.
00:58:00Okay, Big Bob, you got it.
00:58:02Not there, not there. Over here.
00:58:06Hi there.
00:58:12Um, did you find him?
00:58:16No luck. How about you?
00:58:19Hubert saw him.
00:58:21Yeah, I think he dented my, uh, my brain.
00:58:25This is not working out.
00:58:27Walter Bale is no fool, you know.
00:58:30Wait a minute. I've got an idea.
00:58:34Let's go back to the gym.
00:58:36We've got to counteract his psychiatric psychopatia with some elementary psychology.
00:58:43Oh, great. Great, yeah. Elementary psych.
00:58:46Yeah, I took that at Yale.
00:58:49How nice.
00:58:51All right. O-69.
00:58:55O-69.
00:58:58All right, next number.
00:59:02I-24.
00:59:04I-24.
00:59:06Thank you, darling.
00:59:09G-59.
00:59:11Yes!
00:59:12Bingo!
00:59:13All right, now, just a minute.
00:59:16Just a minute, we have to verify the card, please.
00:59:19We don't have a winner unless we verify the card.
00:59:21It's a bingo.
00:59:22B-12.
00:59:23I-
00:59:24I-17.
00:59:25I-17.
00:59:26M-35.
00:59:27Open up! It's up!
00:59:30Somebody open the door!
00:59:32Open up!
00:59:33It's all right!
00:59:34It's our classmates!
00:59:35Come on!
00:59:36Clean it up!
00:59:37Come on!
00:59:38Come on down!
00:59:39Put your backs into it!
00:59:40Come on, Earth!
00:59:41What's your phone off?
00:59:42We come on!
00:59:43We come on!
00:59:44Come on!
00:59:45Come on down!
00:59:46Put your backs into it!
00:59:47Come on Earth!
00:59:48Put your phone off!
00:59:49We could've been murdered!
00:59:51Or-or mutilated!
00:59:52Or stabbed to death!
00:59:53Or something!
00:59:54Something worked!
00:59:55Oh, thank God!
00:59:56We're all right!
00:59:57Tell me it's over!
00:59:58Tell me we can all go home!
00:59:59Brady, the good people hurt!
01:00:00Not so far as we know!
01:00:01Except Hubert, of course!
01:00:02He got some more brain damage!
01:00:03Bob, what are we going to do?
01:00:04Look, I'm a yacht salesman, not a green beret!
01:00:07What's going to happen to us?
01:00:08Look!
01:00:09On the up side, we're all still alive!
01:00:13Right, right, right, right!
01:00:15Of course, on the down side, we're all probably going to die!
01:00:18Oh, God!
01:00:19He's done.
01:00:20Oh!
01:00:21Oh!
01:00:21Oh!
01:00:22Oh!
01:00:24Oh!
01:00:25Oh!
01:00:26Oh!
01:00:27Oh!
01:00:28Uh, Dolores, are you all right?
01:00:29Oh!
01:00:30Oh!
01:00:31Oh!
01:00:32Oh!
01:00:33Well, do you want to Valium?
01:00:35Oh!
01:00:38Oh!
01:00:39Oh!
01:00:40Oh!
01:00:41Oh!
01:00:42Oh!
01:00:43Oh!
01:00:44Oh!
01:00:45Oh!
01:00:46mine but a little dental floss and I'd love to see you in short here what do
01:00:51you think nothing that drastic just maybe a cucumber facial they're
01:00:58marvelous I'd love to arch these eyebrows clean up some of the strays here I'd
01:01:02love to try a henna rinse on you because I mean let's face it you got good bone
01:01:06structure but you're not a pretty girl
01:01:16so
01:01:42we're free
01:01:43we're free
01:01:47We're free!
01:01:50Meredith, Walter Baylor told me on a number of occasions
01:01:55that you were the girl he thought he was going to diddle at the senior class party.
01:02:00Is that true?
01:02:02Doctor, it was all done behind my back.
01:02:04I never even did that act with guys I liked because I was afraid of overdeveloping my forearms.
01:02:08Right you are, man.
01:02:09I'm afraid I have to give it to you straight.
01:02:11You're the one he wants to kill.
01:02:13But I've always been so popular.
01:02:17I think you're missing the point.
01:02:19If I could use you to lure Walter Baylor out of his hideout.
01:02:26Use me as bait?
01:02:27No, no, I can't let you do that.
01:02:29That would mean the rest of you could remain here safe and sound.
01:02:32Sounds feasible.
01:02:33There's the only chance we've got.
01:02:36Okay, I'll do it.
01:02:37Bob, stay here. Keep everybody calm.
01:02:43Hey, we're free!
01:03:06We're free!
01:03:08Hey, everybody!
01:03:09Hey, it's what's-his-name of the tools!
01:03:10Everybody!
01:03:11Hi!
01:03:11Where are the tools?
01:03:13You-you marshmallow!
01:03:14You jellyfish!
01:03:15No, no, no, no, you don't understand.
01:03:16I understand!
01:03:18Where have you been?
01:03:19Cowering in some corner, protecting your own worthless hide?
01:03:23You're disgusting.
01:03:24No, no, wait, wait.
01:03:25I found the tools.
01:03:25I opened the doors.
01:03:27Excuse me?
01:03:28The doors are open.
01:03:29Come on, we're free.
01:03:31Way to go, guy.
01:03:32Nice work.
01:03:34Hey, everybody!
01:03:35I got the doors open!
01:03:36Let's go!
01:03:37Oh!
01:03:46Hey!
01:03:48Hey, hey!
01:03:49Hey!
01:03:50Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:03:50No, wait!
01:03:53No, wait!
01:03:54Hey!
01:03:54Okay, come on, baby!
01:03:57Here we go!
01:04:04No!
01:04:04Why are you running?
01:04:09What about Walter?
01:04:10So?
01:04:11Iris, what about it?
01:04:13Where's Dr. Young?
01:04:14I've been looking everywhere for you.
01:04:16Where's Meredith?
01:04:17Where is she?
01:04:18She's with Dr. Young.
01:04:19Don't sweat it.
01:04:21What's she doing with him?
01:04:22Well, who are you, her dad?
01:04:25She's fine.
01:04:27Maybe somebody should go tell them we got the door open.
01:04:29Well, since Jerry here is so concerned, why doesn't he go do it?
01:04:33Think you can hurt, low fellow?
01:04:35Oh, no.
01:04:36There's something wrong.
01:04:37It doesn't make sense.
01:04:42Don't you scared?
01:04:43No.
01:04:46Don't worry about a thing.
01:04:48I know Walter Bailey.
01:04:49Intimately.
01:04:51Really?
01:04:53Well, didn't you know he was going to kill Milt?
01:04:56Yes.
01:04:57Then why didn't you try to stop him?
01:05:00I couldn't find a parking spot.
01:05:03It's really gross down here.
01:05:21It certainly is.
01:05:24Oh, for a minute I thought you were what?
01:05:27Walter?
01:05:29Bela?
01:05:30Yes.
01:05:31I am Walter Bela.
01:05:38Oh, my God.
01:05:59Why didn't I realize this?
01:06:00It's Dr. Young.
01:06:01He's Walter.
01:06:03Well, don't you see?
01:06:04It's not his face.
01:06:05Yeah.
01:06:07Okey-doke.
01:06:08Another Borden alum.
01:06:09Heads for the loony bin.
01:06:11Do you think that Meredith is all right?
01:06:15Probably not.
01:06:17Someone's got to do something.
01:06:18Here.
01:06:28Are you going to make me throw up?
01:06:31I want you to wear it.
01:06:33Just like you were going to wear it for me ten years ago, remember?
01:06:37And then?
01:06:42Oh, that's okay.
01:06:45Was that going to be fun?
01:06:47For you.
01:06:47It's going to be rough.
01:06:50Painful.
01:06:51I like it rough and painful.
01:06:53I live in New York.
01:06:55You know what I've done?
01:06:57I'm going to kill you.
01:06:58Now get undressed.
01:07:00Are you crazy?
01:07:02Have you all fallen out of your respective trees?
01:07:05That idiot's got you believing you.
01:07:08Oh, Bunny, please, tell me you don't go along with this.
01:07:12Bob, you're a disgrace to the class of 72.
01:07:16I second that.
01:07:22Robert, I am ashamed.
01:07:26Could you help me?
01:07:29Please?
01:07:29You know, they say that sex gets better as the partners learn what each other enjoys.
01:07:42Will you shut up and get naked?
01:07:44Did you have a hanger?
01:07:50Oh, no.
01:07:52Now we've got company.
01:07:54Take it all off!
01:08:00Okay.
01:08:02Now, now, don't move.
01:08:04I'll be right back.
01:08:05Mary's gone.
01:08:10Heres.
01:08:13Meredith.
01:08:17No!
01:08:21Walter!
01:08:23Yeah.
01:08:24Yeah.
01:08:24Yeah.
01:08:25Oh.
01:08:27Oh, no.
01:08:27I got it.
01:08:28I got it!
01:08:29Yeah.
01:08:29Get it!
01:08:29Get it!
01:08:30Get it!
01:08:30Get it!
01:08:33Yeah.
01:08:34Oh!
01:08:36I got you!
01:08:48Gary!
01:08:51No!
01:08:53Gary, no!
01:08:56I think he's dead.
01:08:59Oh, my.
01:09:01Oh, I think these are yours.
01:09:06Gary, you saved my life.
01:09:17Come on. Let's get out of here.
01:09:20Hopefully, that's the last we'll see of Walter Baylor.
01:09:29Now I am really mad!
01:09:31I'm pretty modest, but it's okay. I know you're the kind of guy who wouldn't peek.
01:09:38Oh.
01:09:40Ten years ago, if someone told me that I would be getting dressed in an elevator with you, I would have thought they were crazy.
01:09:46Oh, don't get me wrong. It's just kind of funny.
01:09:53How do I look?
01:09:54Great.
01:09:57How do I look?
01:09:58Great.
01:10:00Well, there's just never a dull moment here at Portland.
01:10:02Hi, Walter.
01:10:03Bye, Walter.
01:10:05Ooh!
01:10:09Woo-hoo!
01:10:11Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:10:13Well, there's just never a dull moment here at Portland.
01:10:16Ha-hoo-hoo!
01:10:17Take it, Walter.
01:10:26There.
01:10:27Oh, no!
01:10:31Follow me.
01:10:39Get back! Get back!
01:10:41Or the girl gets it!
01:10:43I'm warning you!
01:10:45You make one move!
01:10:47And she gets a hole where she doesn't need one!
01:10:49Walter, can we see her naked before you kill her?
01:10:51Oh, no!
01:10:53Uh, Walter, let her go.
01:10:58I feel sure that you haven't got any problem that can't be worked out.
01:11:04Let me handle this. Let me handle this.
01:11:07Hey, Walter.
01:11:09Listen, I mean, you're making a big deal out of nothing, huh?
01:11:12No.
01:11:13You're not unique, you know.
01:11:15I mean, everybody in the class had sex with your sister.
01:11:17Oh, no!
01:11:19Shut up! Shut up!
01:11:21I think we'd better do what they said to us.
01:11:23Oh, you're still looking for trouble, huh, Baylor?
01:11:25Listen!
01:11:27How about we all sing the Borden loyalty song, huh?
01:11:32No!
01:11:33I didn't sing that fucking song in school.
01:11:35And I ain't singing it for you, fuzz nuts!
01:11:38Sing!
01:11:39I don't remember the words!
01:11:41No. No problem.
01:11:43Borden high will always...
01:11:45Stop!
01:11:46Come on!
01:11:47Sing!
01:11:48Now, you listen to me, Walter.
01:11:50We're not gonna take this anymore.
01:11:53We're serious.
01:11:55What you see standing here is a class united.
01:11:58Brothers and sisters bound together by a mutual love and respect.
01:12:04Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:12:05You can kill one of us.
01:12:06You can kill ten of us.
01:12:08But, Walter, you can't kill all of us.
01:12:10Your terrorism has galvanized our spirit into a collective will.
01:12:14It's no use, Walter.
01:12:16We're a family!
01:12:18His roof is marching waz
01:12:25Yeah!
01:12:27You can't!
01:12:29Walter!
01:12:34Walter!
01:12:37Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:12:42My job! Super job!
01:12:52What the heck?
01:12:56Get him! Get him!
01:13:12No, no, Bobby's not in there.
01:13:18Yeah, I think it went this way.
01:13:20Yeah, right behind you.
01:13:42Hurry out of here!
01:13:44You're all nuts!
01:13:46Me bed sucks!
01:13:53Excuse me!
01:13:55I hope you realize you're in the ladies' room.
01:13:58Peace! Peace!
01:14:12Let me out of here!
01:14:24What happened?
01:14:26I just threw the lily-livered weenie through the wall.
01:14:29Threw?
01:14:30Now, quick, let's find him before the cops get here and take all the credit.
01:14:33Threw the wall?
01:14:34Yeah.
01:14:35He went into the gym!
01:14:36Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Quickly!
01:14:38Hurry up!
01:14:39Hurry up! Hurry up!
01:14:49Get him!
01:14:51Get him!
01:14:52Walter, are you all right?
01:14:55Not really?
01:14:56You know, that probably isn't a very good place to be if you're not feeling well.
01:15:01Uh, you could fall!
01:15:02No!
01:15:03No!
01:15:04What to do you?
01:15:05You'd probably all get a big kick out of it!
01:15:07No, no!
01:15:08No, Walter!
01:15:09Now, listen to me.
01:15:10You're up there because of a foolish prank pulled on you ten years ago!
01:15:15Yeah.
01:15:16I think I speak for the entire class, with the possible exception of the people you killed tonight, when I say, we're sorry.
01:15:23We're sorry!
01:15:24We're sorry!
01:15:25We're sorry!
01:15:26We're sorry!
01:15:27Walter, if you come on down, I promise that if we're ever in the shower together again, I won't snap you nuts with my tower!
01:15:33Oh, there's nothing!
01:15:34Oh, Walter!
01:15:35Easy boy!
01:15:36Walter!
01:15:37Easy boy!
01:15:38Walter!
01:15:39Come on!
01:15:40Walter!
01:15:41I think your ride is here!
01:15:44Walter!
01:15:45Walter!
01:15:46You wanna dance?
01:15:47Hey, I...
01:15:48I appreciate the invitation, but... I think I'm gonna have to stay right up here, thank you!
01:16:02Walter!
01:16:03I'm the one who's at fault here.
01:16:05What?
01:16:06I'm... not perfect.
01:16:08Oh, my gosh!
01:16:11I know you all thought I was, and so did I. I've seen tonight that I have flaws.
01:16:20No.
01:16:21What?
01:16:22Huh?
01:16:23Well, not physical flaws, God knows, but, uh, flaws nonetheless.
01:16:32Walter, I've hurt you deeply.
01:16:40I'd... I'd like to apologize from the bottom of my heart.
01:16:53Bob... Bob Spinnaker?
01:16:56Did you say you were... sorry?
01:17:01No?
01:17:02Oh...
01:17:03Uh....
01:17:04Hey!
01:17:05Get out推ners from others, please, love you.
01:17:06Ah!
01:17:07Oh, awar!
01:17:09HaooAh!
01:17:10Uh...
01:17:11AHHH!
01:17:12No!
01:17:13No!
01:17:14Ah!
01:17:15Wow!
01:17:17Ah!
01:17:18Oh!
01:17:19Ah!
01:17:20Yeah!
01:17:21Many...
01:17:22Good boy!
01:17:23Oh, my God!
01:17:24Hey, man, are you going to the class reunion?
01:17:40When is it?
01:17:41I think it's tonight.
01:17:42Let's go home, okay?
01:17:44I wonder what could have happened to Jeff and Cindy.
01:17:46Hmm, I don't know, but I do know that you're an enormously attractive woman.
01:17:51Oh, Griff.
01:17:52Hey, uh, Iris, how'd you like to marry me, huh?
01:17:55Oh, Hubert, you mean it?
01:17:57Sure, we'll settle down, have a couple of kids.
01:17:59Yeah, one like you and one like me.
01:18:01Perfect.
01:18:02Of course I'm sincere about eternal life.
01:18:04Then I can go to the beauty parlor three times a week from now until the end of time.
01:18:08Only evenings.
01:18:12You know, you should consider going into public relations, Dolores.
01:18:16You would be marvelous.
01:18:17Why, so I can be some tight-ass, phony bitch like you?
01:18:21Right.
01:18:22You know I like it.
01:18:23Hey, let's have lunch.
01:18:24Good.
01:18:26Were you really serious about Meredith?
01:18:28She was obviously taken with me.
01:18:30What could I do?
01:18:31I'm sorry I revealed what a coward you are.
01:18:33That's all right, darling.
01:18:34I'll forgive anything for the sake of old money.
01:18:38Uh, Meredith, would you, uh, I mean, could you...
01:18:41Gary, are you asking me to marry you?
01:18:42Yeah.
01:18:43Oh, yes, I'd love to be Mrs. Gary.
01:18:45Come on, man.
01:18:47Nash.
01:18:47Gary Nash.
01:18:48He said I'm a walker.
01:18:54What a great bunch of kids.
01:18:57Yeah!
01:18:58Hey, everybody, let's do the walker.
01:19:00Well, I got my invitation and I'm headin' out right away.
01:19:07Throw my bags in the car, kiss my honey, and I'm on my way.
01:19:12Well, I've been drivin', drivin', drivin' all night a day.
01:19:16It's been a long time since I've seen my old school friends.
01:19:24And all the places they face is an old sister that don't know when.
01:19:29And it'll all come back when we get back together again.
01:19:35Well, I'm the...
01:19:37Crash reunion.
01:19:39Crash reunion.
01:19:41See you at the gym at a quarter to nine.
01:19:44Turnin' back the hands of time at the class reunion.
01:19:49Come on!
01:20:01Irish was a cutie.
01:20:03Mary did the beauty, you know.
01:20:07Bernie was a teaser.
01:20:08She would always tell, but never show.
01:20:10But Mary Beth was easy.
01:20:14She's a girl that you wanted to know.
01:20:17At the...
01:20:18Class reunion.
01:20:21Class reunion.
01:20:24See you at the gym at a quarter to nine.
01:20:26Turnin' back the hands of time at the class reunion.
01:20:31Watch out.
01:20:31Watch out.
01:20:32Watch out.
01:20:32Watch out.
01:20:32Watch out.
01:20:38I got spirit numbers.
01:20:50The things that I used to do.
01:20:54Like smokin' in the boys' room and makin' out with Cindy too.
01:20:58But it ain't nothing compared to the things that we're gonna do
01:21:03Right here at the
01:21:06Class reunion
01:21:08Class reunion
01:21:11See you at the gym at a quarter to nine
01:21:14We're turning back my hands to time
01:21:16At the class reunion
01:21:19Class reunion
01:21:22Class reunion
01:21:25Class reunion
01:21:28Class reunion
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