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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Oops.
00:01:38Oops.
00:02:06Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose.
00:02:14Who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth 10 million dollars. That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10.
00:02:27Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:30There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry, just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:49Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose. Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:11Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:19And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:40Oh.
00:03:42I wouldn't dare.
00:03:43Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:05Hmm.
00:04:30Oh!
00:04:31I want to join the academic decathlon.
00:04:32The winner gets scholarships.
00:04:34Which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:37Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:42Oh.
00:04:43And that's Eric.
00:04:47He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's too.
00:04:52Hey Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:56Eric.
00:04:58I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah. You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:03Sweet.
00:05:04Then I'm in.
00:05:05Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:07Later, babes.
00:05:09Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He just called me.
00:05:12I think he likes you.
00:05:14Okay, now for the important stuff.
00:05:16Okay.
00:05:17Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum.
00:05:21And stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33You sound fecal.
00:05:34I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine. It's just a little blood.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:51Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen. Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:16Ugh, look at the second hand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen.
00:06:22Later.
00:06:23I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:30I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kinda lame.
00:06:34Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:40Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:42Let's go.
00:06:43Let's go.
00:06:44Let's go.
00:06:45Let's go.
00:06:46Let's go.
00:06:48Let's go.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Let's go.
00:06:51Let's go.
00:06:52Let's go.
00:06:53Let's go.
00:06:54Let's go.
00:06:55Let's go.
00:06:56Let's go.
00:06:57Let's go.
00:06:58Let's go.
00:06:59Let's go.
00:07:00Let's go.
00:07:01Let's go.
00:07:02Let's go.
00:07:03Let's go.
00:07:04Let's go.
00:07:05Let's go.
00:07:06I'm hoping that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer
00:07:08any questions that she has.
00:07:11How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:13Is it just Rose?
00:07:14Yes.
00:07:15Rose will suffice.
00:07:16How about secondhand rose?
00:07:18That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:26Ow.
00:07:27Ow.
00:07:28Oh, my God.
00:07:29Ow.
00:07:30Ow.
00:07:31There's something in my eye.
00:07:32What?
00:07:33What is it?
00:07:34Something into my eye.
00:07:35Yeah, where is it? It's in my locker. Go get it over there. Yeah, go go
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:08:05Oh
00:08:09That'll show the bitch
00:08:19Rose
00:08:22Where are you?
00:08:26Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:30Rose
00:08:35Come on. What are you doing to the boys locker room? Jason? Is that you? Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me. I saw her come in here. What do I do?
00:08:59How is she not here? I gotta get out of here before I get caught
00:09:05I'm so sorry.
00:09:12I'm so sorry.
00:09:16I'm so sorry.
00:09:17I'm so sorry.
00:09:23I'm so sorry.
00:09:24I'm so sorry.
00:09:32Excuse you much?
00:09:39Why are you wet?
00:09:44How's your eye?
00:09:47Miraculously better.
00:09:52What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing. Absolutely nothing. But I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:21Listen up secondhand Rose. Chasin? Off limits. Understand? Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:37You know what? With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair, you could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:47That's it. You are my new project. Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:57You know what they say, right? Keep your friends close and your competition closer.
00:11:07Ugh.
00:11:09Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun. I have to win that scholarship to go to college. You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win. I promise. We'll win.
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28It's crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Okay. Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby. Gabby's a nerd, and Queen B's don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers. Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:50Be there.
00:11:52It's okay. Being a Queen B is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go. You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:25Whatever.
00:12:33Wow. You're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:56Loves it.
00:12:59Hey, good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would've paid to see that.
00:13:09Ah!
00:13:10Oh my god.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:14No.
00:13:15Oh god.
00:13:16Jason.
00:13:17I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:18You're not serious.
00:13:19I am.
00:13:20If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:22Ah!
00:13:23Ah!
00:13:24Ah!
00:13:25Ah!
00:13:26Ah!
00:13:27Ah!
00:13:28Ah!
00:13:29Ah!
00:13:30Ah!
00:13:31Ah!
00:13:32Ah!
00:13:33Ah!
00:13:34Ah!
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:37Ah!
00:13:38Ah!
00:13:39Ah!
00:13:40Ah!
00:13:41Ah!
00:13:42Ah!
00:13:43Ah!
00:13:44Ah!
00:13:45Ah!
00:13:46Ah!
00:13:47Ah!
00:13:48oh my god ew look at these losers my bestie audrey rose wintersby doesn't have to go to school
00:13:54private tutors well maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular team
00:13:59um no she can't stand these plebeians she told me so herself wow you know for fun sometimes the
00:14:08girls and i we start gossip chains to keep the plebs in their place gossip chains watch this
00:14:18now watch what happens
00:14:26ew
00:14:29hey eric
00:14:36just leave me alone gabby why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend
00:14:43what audrey rose wintersby
00:14:46you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:53gabby
00:15:01you okay do you care of course i do
00:15:06you lied to me
00:15:09but you're audrey freaking wintersby
00:15:14you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals like you're not some big legacy
00:15:21with the tennis court and a driver and a whole estate who told you doesn't matter coach is
00:15:28looking for you yeah i'm coming
00:15:30gabby
00:15:31gabby
00:15:32gabby
00:15:33i'm so sorry i just want to end the gossip everyone thinks i hooked up with eric they're calling
00:15:37take a thought
00:15:44okay i didn't start that but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that
00:15:52let me make it up to you
00:15:56how
00:15:57give me one chance
00:15:59this saturday
00:16:01i'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:03skip it
00:16:04i want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:07no tricks
00:16:09just the truth
00:16:11if you're lying i swear to god
00:16:18i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:33relax it's just where i live it's not who i am
00:16:38you say that but i just passed a tennis court with your name on it
00:16:41and you have a butler
00:16:44okay technically my parents do but yeah norman likes me better so i
00:16:50come on
00:17:13why would you ever go to hayton high
00:17:15i was lonely
00:17:17and i wanted to make friends
00:17:21and i wanted a boyfriend
00:17:24i would trade places with you everyday
00:17:27it's not all that
00:17:30plus no amount of money can protect you from people like sloan
00:17:35so what are you gonna do
00:17:38i'm gonna take her down
00:17:41how
00:17:42do you want to know another secret
00:17:43i'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:47no way
00:17:48no way
00:17:49no way
00:17:50i can teach you
00:17:51girls day
00:17:52and a vendetta
00:17:53and that's rich
00:17:55i can teach
00:17:56and
00:18:01and
00:18:02and
00:18:04and
00:18:05and
00:18:06and
00:18:07and
00:18:08and
00:18:09and
00:18:10and
00:18:11and
00:18:12and
00:18:13she did that on purpose she looked me dead in the eye and bam i barely know how to hold a
00:18:29racket you can ask abby i missed like five in a row she looked me dead in the eyes it's called
00:18:35eye contact sloan it's a basic social skill she smiles when she hit me i smile a lot it's polite
00:18:45enough this isn't court tv miss smith do you really expect me to believe that you're just an
00:18:54uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball
00:19:02you should definitely believe that i'm tragically unathletic liar you're wearing like three
00:19:10different brands of lipstick and i'm the criminal
00:19:12listen here rose smith consider this your strike one three strikes and you're out
00:19:24audrey rose wintersby
00:19:32audrey rose wintersby
00:19:37what did you say on this on the ground oh i've been looking for this
00:19:45eric please i'm just trying to live a normal life please don't yeah no your secret's safe
00:19:53with me just like best friends
00:19:57um okay thank you swear
00:20:02uh okay thank you swear
00:20:07awesome
00:20:30but the point being eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all sloan's gossip
00:20:43chain oh my god i'm so relieved
00:20:46so you and eric are hanging out now just friends
00:20:54promise what the fuck is your problem what are you talking about why are you being such a bitch
00:21:04look who's talking you tormented gabby you torment everyone actually you are the massive bitch
00:21:13okay since when do you care about geeks and losers since forever
00:21:16i have no idea what i was thinking hanging out with you oh please you loved it you loved every
00:21:24second of it i tolerated it because i thought there might be something decent under all that designer
00:21:30knockoff and ego oh honey your halo it's slipping and yours was always fake
00:21:37oh honey your halo it's slipping and yours was always fake you have a complete lack of compassion for
00:21:52everyone around you and by the way your taste is abhorrent okay i don't know what that means
00:22:00but it better mean awesome it means it sucks says the uh homeless white trash girl who dresses like
00:22:07a bum says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat okay well you think you're better than me
00:22:13because you have some pity followers and chasen said hi to you i've always been better than you
00:22:17i was just too polite to say it
00:22:19this is war rose smith bring it on
00:22:33you bitch
00:22:44hey hey
00:23:13i need to ask you something it's kind of important no it's really it's actually kind of lame
00:23:21what's up i was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis after hitting sloan in the face i could
00:23:31really use the help i can yeah definitely coach you cool after school after school
00:23:41yeah it's a date
00:23:43it's a date
00:23:43it's a date
00:23:48yeah
00:23:50i can't do it
00:24:03like this
00:24:11like that
00:24:12okay
00:24:13okay
00:24:14ready
00:24:15oh
00:24:16you should join the dentist team
00:24:28you know
00:24:30i think that's an excellent idea
00:24:35you know
00:24:50you bitch
00:24:53you won't get away with this
00:24:55whoops looks like laundry day came early
00:25:14what the hell
00:25:26no no no no no no no you gotta be kidding me
00:25:34no no no no no no no you've gotta be kidding me
00:25:47Oh my god.
00:25:57Oh my god.
00:25:58Oh my god.
00:26:01Oh my god.
00:26:17What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:45Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:17Maybe.
00:27:24My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Okay.
00:27:31Oh my god.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:42Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:53People.
00:27:54This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:30Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38Same as you.
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:44Boobie.
00:29:05I'm going to sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:26So, are you going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:53Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase?
00:29:55And I want Rose.
00:29:56So?
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:15All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:31This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:42Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:58Of course you don't.
00:31:00Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:12Oh, my God.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:29Um, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:33Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare.
00:32:01Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:07What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:29What are you going to do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If you chase her, she's just going to be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chase him.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I forgot.
00:33:43The door wasn't.
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45Hi.
00:33:48Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:34:09You're so beautiful.
00:34:10What the?
00:34:26What the?
00:34:40Wait, what?
00:35:00Rose has an old sugar, Dottie?
00:35:03Gross.
00:35:04What?
00:35:05It's true.
00:35:06I've seen you together.
00:35:08He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Hey?
00:35:29I know who that man is.
00:35:40He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:44Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:48That was a really fun day.
00:35:50Yeah.
00:35:51Shut up, they're lying.
00:35:55Eric?
00:35:56Yeah?
00:35:58Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:03Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:07Let's be more than friends.
00:36:09Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:11I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:12Hey, stop.
00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Here we go.
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:21What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:45Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Huh?
00:37:11I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:15Yeah.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No.
00:37:23Forget it.
00:37:24Forget everything.
00:37:25You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:28I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:30He's an asshole.
00:37:32But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:35Yeah.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37He was just kidding.
00:37:39Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:42Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:45Come on, just say yes.
00:37:49Okay.
00:37:50Okay.
00:37:51Okay.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:53Okay.
00:37:54Okay.
00:38:03Where I was early for my first real date.
00:38:06Hello?
00:38:07This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:11Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:13But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:19Mm.
00:38:207 PM.
00:38:21Oh.
00:38:22Okay.
00:38:23Thanks.
00:38:24Understand the assignment?
00:38:25Good.
00:38:26How?
00:38:27How?
00:38:28Huh.
00:38:29How?
00:38:30Ah.
00:38:31Ah.
00:38:32Ah.
00:38:33As far as she matters.
00:38:34It's not all about me.
00:38:36I mean, it's not all about her.
00:38:37You know what I mean.
00:38:38You didn't know?
00:38:39I mean, it's all about her, though.
00:38:40As�.
00:38:41I mean, it's all about her.
00:38:43You didn't have a dream.
00:38:44And I didn't know what I mean?
00:38:45I know.
00:39:09Jason, I was just walking by outside
00:39:12and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:15I've fenced it out.
00:39:21Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um,
00:39:35I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:45Go ahead.
00:39:45Um.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice
00:40:04and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:05Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:13I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:34Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:36It's Jason.
00:40:38He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin
00:40:46and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:50I'm going to run to the bathroom.
00:40:55I'm going to run to the bathroom.
00:40:58I'm going to run to the bathroom.
00:41:00I'm going to run to the bathroom.
00:41:20You okay? Yeah.
00:41:25What?
00:41:29I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best. That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:50It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:58Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah. Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:21What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello? Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:36And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:39And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:42What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:48Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:42:59Hey, Virgin.
00:43:02Did you hear the news?
00:43:03Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:05And we're going to prom together.
00:43:07Hmm.
00:43:08That's a lie.
00:43:09Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:12Ooh.
00:43:13Big word for the little Virgin.
00:43:14Enough.
00:43:15Slow.
00:43:16I'm done.
00:43:17Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:20You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:22Everyone knows it.
00:43:23And no one seems to care.
00:43:24And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:25Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:26Because I don't believe it.
00:43:27I don't believe it.
00:43:28I don't believe it.
00:43:29I don't believe it.
00:43:30I don't believe it.
00:43:31Why?
00:43:32Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:33Oh.
00:43:34Big word for the little Virgin.
00:43:35I don't believe it.
00:43:36VQue Ville, it isn't something my last clue about this lately.
00:43:38You do be devastated.
00:43:42I took all my condolences.
00:43:43So the rest you pick your Lopez and the Persu Kids work.
00:43:44And come back to your high world as my compar籠 orarmee for the Volkswagen Neg AC Ralphie.
00:43:46You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:47Everyone knows it.
00:43:48And no one seems to care.
00:43:49And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:50Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:56Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:02Inky mouth, you take that back, or what?
00:44:10You take that back, or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight
00:44:24Girls! Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:27Ow, ow, ow my foot, oh my god, I think she broke my foot
00:44:32Rose, this school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence
00:44:39Third strike, you're out, expelled
00:44:44Now go get your things
00:44:46But, I didn't touch her, I didn't touch you
00:44:50I said go
00:44:53You heard the man go
00:45:03And?
00:45:08Expelled
00:45:12But the academy decathlon
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry
00:45:19I'm so sorry
00:45:29You stupid, idiotic, dead-witted bitch!
00:45:32What?
00:45:33You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college
00:45:38I'm not gonna go to college
00:45:39Oh, honey, you were never going to college
00:45:42You're too stupid
00:45:44Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:58You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper
00:46:10Gabby, wait
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now
00:46:17We're disqualified, Rose
00:46:20You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost
00:46:23But I tried
00:46:24No, I don't get a scholarship
00:46:27I don't get to go to college
00:46:30And it's all because of you
00:46:32But...
00:46:33You...
00:46:35And your drama
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot
00:46:53And your drama
00:46:55There was no drama
00:46:56You run away with you
00:46:57You...
00:46:58...seals
00:46:59Everyone
00:47:00Who's too loud?
00:47:02You go to the bathroom
00:47:03And you're not really, that's it
00:47:05You're not really big
00:47:07And you're not like to be a boy
00:47:08You're not really happy
00:47:09But you're not really into the bathroom
00:47:12You're not really mad
00:47:14But you're not really cool
00:47:15You're not really good
00:47:17You're not really that
00:47:18I've always wanted to go to college
00:47:19Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:49How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloan happened, and
00:48:23then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:32She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:54Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:05And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:09For me.
00:49:10And not because of what I am.
00:49:13Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16Huh?
00:49:17I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:20You're so beautiful.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:26I love you, too.
00:49:44You're so beautiful.
00:49:48Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:18You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:48And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:52Okay.
00:50:55Oh!
00:50:57Oh!
00:50:58Oh!
00:51:05That way I didn't even go.
00:51:18You're different when you're like this.
00:51:21Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:34I don't want it to end.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:43I don't have to.
00:51:59I'm a virgin.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:10I'm a virgin.
00:52:18I love you, Rose.
00:52:19I love you, Rose.
00:52:25I love you, too.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:28I love you, too.
00:52:29I love you, too.
00:53:00I worked up an after-drive.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:30Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:57Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:16Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Quick, Jason.
00:55:35Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49It's Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give it me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:55No, everyone.
00:56:56Turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day,
00:57:01not Rose.
00:57:01And Sloane drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:18Okay, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Chasen Grey.
00:57:37And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:58Come on.
00:57:59Come on, get up there, Lem.
00:58:03Come on.
00:58:19Congratulations.
00:58:20thank you hi i know how difficult your teenage years can be no matter who you are between
00:58:31school family social media or gossip bullies and mean girls this time can be exceptionally painful
00:58:41but for all the lows there are some amazing highs friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge
00:58:53sundays i mean let's face it high school can be the best time of our lives but remember to stay true
00:59:02to yourself and be proud of who you are because every single one of you is special and now
00:59:11i'd like to invite gabby mcduff to the stage wait what
00:59:16i'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:30nobody would make a better prom queen than gabby mcduff
00:59:35hey
01:00:00want to dance
01:00:03get lost asshole
01:00:07everyone
01:00:13all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:17but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence
01:00:22we are proud to announce that gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:28gabby all that hard work has paid off congratulations
01:00:38yes girl
01:00:52And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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