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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:38Oh, my God.
00:02:00Oh, my God.
00:02:01Oh, my God.
00:02:04Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:08Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose,
00:02:13who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:16That's worth 10 million dollars.
00:02:18That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10.
00:02:26Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:29There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:34Don't worry, just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:42Yeah.
00:02:43You look like you need a hand.
00:02:46You look like you need a hand.
00:02:49Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:53I'm Rose. Pleased to meet you.
00:02:56Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:58I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:02:59How wonderful.
00:03:03Okay, quick rundown of the echo system.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:07Only if you want to survive.
00:03:10Okay.
00:03:11Here we have are the skaters.
00:03:15The jocks.
00:03:18And the nerds.
00:03:20I'm the nerd.
00:03:21And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:25And the queen bees.
00:03:27I would steer clear of them.
00:03:29Especially Sloane.
00:03:30She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:41I wouldn't dare.
00:03:42Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:53I wasn't.
00:03:54Oh.
00:03:55That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:56The most popular guy in school.
00:03:58They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:01It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:04Hmm.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:06You should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:07The winner gets scholarships.
00:04:08Which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:09Needless to say, I'm not a part of the academic decathlon.
00:04:10The winner gets scholarships.
00:04:11Which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:12Needless to say, I'm not a part of the academic decathlon.
00:04:13Oh.
00:04:14You should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:15The winner gets scholarships.
00:04:16Which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:20Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:26Oh.
00:04:27Oh.
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:29And that's Eric.
00:04:30He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:31He's a skater.
00:04:32Oh.
00:04:33Oh.
00:04:34Oh.
00:04:35Oh.
00:04:36Oh.
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00:04:59Oh.
00:05:00I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah.
00:05:02You in?
00:05:03Yeah.
00:05:04Sure.
00:05:05Sweet.
00:05:06Then I'm in.
00:05:07Awesome.
00:05:08Got a boat.
00:05:09Later, babes.
00:05:10Oh, god.
00:05:11Oh, my god.
00:05:12He's just called me.
00:05:13I think he likes you.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:16Now for the important stuff.
00:05:17Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if
00:05:20you want to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:23He gets handsy.
00:05:24Hey, watch out.
00:05:25I'm so sorry, it's fine. It's just a little blood
00:05:44Thanks
00:05:47Your jacket smells good
00:05:49Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah
00:05:59I'm Chasen
00:06:02Rose
00:06:04Nice to meet you
00:06:09Come on Chasen, homeroom's starting
00:06:13Stay away from this trash, might catch something
00:06:16Look at the secondhand clothes
00:06:19Let's go
00:06:21Chasen, come on
00:06:23I'll wash your jacket
00:06:26Oh my god
00:06:28Your jacket smells good
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket
00:06:30Yep
00:06:31Kind of lame
00:06:33Clearly I don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:38Come on
00:06:38Let's go
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:53Ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54I'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56Rose Smith
00:06:58She's been homeschooled
00:06:59And this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose
00:07:07And that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:11How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes, Rose will suffice
00:07:15How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough
00:07:21Grab brackets
00:07:27Ow, ow, oh my god
00:07:29Ow, there's something in my eye
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye
00:07:32I need my contact solution or something
00:07:33Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yeah, where is it?
00:07:36Ah, it's in my locker
00:07:37Go get it
00:07:37Over there
00:07:37Yeah, go
00:07:38Go
00:07:38Go
00:07:49Oh my god
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:57I thought that um
00:08:06What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:08:09That'll show the bitch
00:08:19Rose
00:08:23Where are you?
00:08:26Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:31Rose
00:08:32What do I do?
00:08:35Sklum
00:08:36What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:08:37Jason?
00:08:39Is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me
00:08:43I saw her come in here
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:59How is she not here?
00:09:00I gotta get out of here before I get caught
00:09:28I'm so sorry
00:09:30I'm so sorry
00:09:31I'm so sorry
00:09:31I'm so sorry
00:09:32I'm so sorry
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:38Excuse you much
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:51How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better
00:10:00What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing
00:10:15Absolutely nothing
00:10:17But
00:10:19I think someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:21Listen up secondhand Rose
00:10:25Chasin
00:10:27Off limits
00:10:28Understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet
00:10:36So
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39A little makeup
00:10:40Better clothes
00:10:41And maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us
00:10:48That's it
00:10:49You are my new project
00:10:51Tomorrow
00:10:52My house
00:10:53Makeover
00:10:53You know what they say right?
00:11:03Keep your friends close
00:11:04And your competition closer
00:11:06Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun
00:11:16Well it's more than fun
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:21You don't have money
00:11:22We'll win
00:11:23I promise
00:11:24We'll win
00:11:26Plus
00:11:26I'll get to hang out with Eric
00:11:29Crazy
00:11:30Rose
00:11:31What are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up
00:11:35For the academic decathlon
00:11:36Oh
00:11:38Okay
00:11:39Well first of all
00:11:40You can't hang out with Gabby
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd
00:11:42And queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:44Secondly
00:11:45The academic decathlon is for geeks and losers
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:51Be there
00:11:56It's okay
00:12:02Being a queen bee is important
00:12:05And it is your chance to be popular
00:12:08It's not important to me
00:12:10I mean you're not that smart anyways so
00:12:14What are you talking about?
00:12:16I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:20Just go
00:12:21You're not going to fit in anyway
00:12:23Fine
00:12:24Whatever
00:12:33Wow
00:12:34You're fitting in fast
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected
00:12:41Thank you
00:12:42She means that as a compliment
00:12:44Probably
00:12:45Yeah
00:12:46Definitely
00:12:47You know
00:12:48It's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight
00:12:52Guess I'm a fast learner
00:12:54Wow
00:12:55So modest
00:12:56Loops it
00:12:59Hey
00:13:00Good form out there
00:13:01Thanks
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom
00:13:07I would have paid to see that
00:13:10Oh my god
00:13:11Ow
00:13:12I think I pulled something
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:15No
00:13:16Oh god
00:13:17Jason
00:13:18I think I need a heroic exit
00:13:22You're not serious
00:13:24I am
00:13:25If I fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault
00:13:35Don't worry I'll bring him back
00:13:39Later
00:13:39Yeah
00:13:40Yeah
00:13:41I'll see you
00:13:42She's being nice
00:13:43That's never a good sign
00:13:48Oh my god
00:13:49Ew
00:13:49Look at these losers
00:13:50My bestie
00:13:51Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:13:52Doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53Private tutors
00:13:55Well maybe she
00:13:56Wants to go to regular high school
00:13:58And be a regular teen
00:14:00No
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians
00:14:01She told me so herself
00:14:04Wow
00:14:04You know
00:14:06You know
00:14:07For fun
00:14:08Sometimes the girls and I
00:14:09We start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this
00:14:25Now watch what happens
00:14:29Ew
00:14:34Hey Eric
00:14:40Just leave me alone Gabby
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby
00:15:01You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do
00:15:08You lied to me
00:15:10What?
00:15:11You're Audrey freaking Wintersby
00:15:15Wait what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter
00:15:27Coach is looking for you
00:15:28Yeah I'm coming
00:15:31Gabby
00:15:33I'm so sorry I just want to end the gossip
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric
00:15:38They're calling me
00:15:39Take a thought
00:15:42Okay I didn't start that
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that
00:15:52Let me make it up to you
00:15:53How?
00:15:56Give me one chance
00:15:59This Saturday
00:16:02I'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:03Skip it
00:16:03I want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:08No tricks just the truth
00:16:13If you're lying I swear to god
00:16:15I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:34Relax it's just where I live it's not who I am
00:16:38You say that but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it
00:16:41And you have a butler
00:16:44Okay technically my parents do but yeah Norman likes me better so bye
00:16:50Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:03Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely.
00:17:17And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:29Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:35So what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:59She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:28I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me.
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who
00:18:56accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:19:12Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:37What did you say?
00:19:41Found this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no.
00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Now, figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:46So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:56Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:31Oh, honey, your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:44Oh, honey, your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:47And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:28This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:23:13I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:41It's a date.
00:23:43It's a date.
00:23:49Yeah.
00:23:56I can't do it.
00:24:03You should join the tennis team.
00:24:27You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:38Hey.
00:24:39Shh.
00:24:40Shh.
00:24:40Shh.
00:24:40Shh.
00:24:42Shh.
00:24:44Shh.
00:24:44You bitch.
00:24:53You won't get away with this.
00:24:55Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:26Hmm.
00:25:26No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:35You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:51Oh my god.
00:25:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:26:26Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:38Checkmate.
00:26:45Here, take this.
00:26:47It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Not again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:08Huh.
00:27:09I don't even know what that means.
00:27:11He likes you.
00:27:12He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:20Oh, my God.
00:27:21There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:22Gross older guy?
00:27:23Even better.
00:27:24This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:25Ew.
00:27:26Ew.
00:27:27Ew.
00:27:28People.
00:27:29This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:31Remember.
00:27:32You're representing the school.
00:27:33You're representing the school.
00:27:34Oh, my God.
00:27:35There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:36Gross older guy?
00:27:37Even better.
00:27:38This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:40Oh, my God.
00:27:41He's dead.
00:27:42I'm dead.
00:27:43And I don't know.
00:27:44I'm dead.
00:27:45I'm dead.
00:27:46I can't dare.
00:27:47Oh, my God.
00:27:48I'm dead.
00:27:49I'm dead.
00:27:50Hell.
00:27:51I'm dead.
00:27:52I'm dead.
00:27:53I'm dead.
00:27:54Oh, my God.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:13Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:25Hey, Rose, I saved you a seat.
00:28:30Okay.
00:28:32No, you don't.
00:28:34Jason.
00:28:36You say, man?
00:28:38Sorry, Eric. On the way back?
00:28:42Yeah.
00:28:43Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:55Boopy. I'm gonna sit right here. On my man's lap.
00:29:08Sloan, seriously? There's no room.
00:29:16Everyone! I have an announcement to make.
00:29:19I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:35So you're gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not? I'll be going.
00:29:42Well, okay then. I'll go.
00:29:52Listen.
00:29:53You want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:56Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:59Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right. Here we go.
00:30:17This was a mistake. I don't belong here.
00:30:20Yes, yes, you do. You're with me.
00:30:22That's my point. See, Eric is here.
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27I don't know.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:32Just stick with me.
00:30:34Okay?
00:30:40Okay. Ready?
00:30:41Oh, yes.
00:30:45Oh, look.
00:30:46Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:49I found it.
00:30:50Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54No, thank you. I don't drink.
00:30:57Of course you don't.
00:31:00So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:06Oh, my God. You are virgins.
00:31:09Shut up, son. Stop being a jerk.
00:31:11Okay.
00:31:13How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:15Yeah. Truth or dare.
00:31:24Oh.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:27Truth or dare.
00:31:29Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:31Truth.
00:31:32Oh, my God. Come on, Gabby. We don't have all night.
00:31:37What's your favorite color?
00:31:38Okay.
00:31:39What kind of question is that?
00:31:40Blue?
00:31:41Virgin.
00:31:42Sloan.
00:31:43What?
00:31:44Okay.
00:31:45Ooh.
00:31:46Eric to Rose.
00:31:47Okay.
00:31:48Rose.
00:31:49Truth or dare.
00:31:50Dare.
00:31:51You gotta give me a kiss.
00:31:52Wait.
00:31:53What?
00:31:54Come on, Rose.
00:31:55Rose.
00:31:56Rose.
00:31:57Rose.
00:31:58Rose.
00:31:59Rose.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:01Rose.
00:32:02Rose.
00:32:03Rose.
00:32:04Rose.
00:32:05Rose.
00:32:06Rose.
00:32:07Rose.
00:32:08Rose.
00:32:09Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:18Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:26Hey.
00:32:27Watch your ass.
00:32:28Oh, yeah.
00:32:29What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:31What?
00:32:34No, Gabby.
00:32:35Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:37If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chase him.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:45Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:53Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:24Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:26Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:28Oh, my God.
00:33:30Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:40Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I forgot.
00:33:43The door wasn't.
00:33:44I...
00:33:47I...
00:33:49Hi.
00:33:50Oh, my God.
00:34:10You're so beautiful.
00:34:11What the?
00:34:22What the?
00:34:26What the?
00:34:41Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar, Dottie?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:05What?
00:35:06It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:11I have photos.
00:35:12He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:16But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:20I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:25Right?
00:35:26I know who that man is.
00:35:28It's her dad.
00:35:29Come on.
00:35:30Come on.
00:35:31Come on.
00:35:32Come on.
00:35:33Come on.
00:35:34Come on.
00:35:35Come on.
00:35:36Come on.
00:35:37Come on.
00:35:38Come on.
00:35:39It's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys.
00:35:41Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:48That was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh, my God.
00:35:51Shut up.
00:35:52They're lying.
00:35:53Eric?
00:35:54Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:04Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11Hey, stop.
00:36:12Stop.
00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:14What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar.
00:36:31You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:33No.
00:36:34She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:44Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay.
00:36:58I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Her?
00:37:01I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:15Unlike you.
00:37:16Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:28I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:57Thanks.
00:38:03Where I was.
00:38:04Early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation
00:38:17has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:24Thanks.
00:38:25Understand the assignment?
00:38:26Good.
00:38:27How?
00:38:28How?
00:38:29How?
00:38:30How?
00:38:31How?
00:38:32How?
00:38:33How?
00:38:34How?
00:38:35How?
00:38:36How?
00:38:37How?
00:38:38How?
00:38:39How?
00:38:40How?
00:38:41How?
00:38:42How?
00:38:47How?
00:38:48How?
00:38:49How?
00:38:53How?
00:38:54How?
00:38:55Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been still.
00:39:21Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:45Um, I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:59She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:05What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:22But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:42What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:50I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:41:20Are you okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:32Yeah.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:50It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:03Let's go.
00:42:20What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And, oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:14Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:20That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:36You're just a low-end slut.
00:43:40Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:17Bitch fight.
00:44:18Bitch fight.
00:44:19Bitch fight.
00:44:20Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight.
00:44:22No.
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow.
00:44:29Ow, my foot.
00:44:29Oh, my God.
00:44:30I think she broke my foot.
00:44:33Rose, this school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:50I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:44:59And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:14We're going to be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dumb-wintered bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not going to go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey.
00:45:41You were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:43This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:46:03Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:05Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:27I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:34You and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:47That was so hot.
00:46:51That was so hot.
00:46:52I don't have to go to college.
00:46:52Let's go.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:55That was so hot.
00:46:56But I don't have to go.
00:46:57I don't have to go.
00:46:57You're like, oh, you're the only one.
00:46:59I'm so excited.
00:46:59I'm so excited.
00:47:00I'm so excited.
00:47:00I'm so excited.
00:47:01I'm so excited.
00:47:15I'm so excited.
00:47:17I'm so excited.
00:47:18Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:48How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:06She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:14Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloan happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:26Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:29I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:33She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:42They set me up too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:49Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:06And I wanted you to like me for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:30Why are you wet?
00:49:58Why are you wet?
00:50:02It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:11I can't wait.
00:50:27You are going to kill me at all?
00:50:29Okay.
00:50:30I give up.
00:50:32You should give up.
00:50:34I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:41Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:51:11You're different when you're like this.
00:51:21Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:41It doesn't have to.
00:51:59I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I love you, Rose.
00:52:05I love you, Rose.
00:52:07I love you, Rose.
00:52:09I love you, too.
00:52:11I love you, Rose.
00:52:17I love you, Rose.
00:52:19I love you, too.
00:52:23I love you, Rose.
00:52:25I love you, Rose.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:59I worked up an app to drive.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:27No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:43Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Please, Jason.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that old?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49It's just Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day.
00:56:52And Sloan drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:11Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:26Okay.
00:57:27It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspear.
00:57:57Come on, get out there, Len.
00:58:19Congratulations.
00:58:21Hi.
00:58:23I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are, between school, family, social media,
00:58:34or gossip, bullies, and mean girls,
00:58:38this time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:41But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:48Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:53I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:57But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:06Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:18I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:25She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:30Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:36You want to dance?
00:59:49Hey, wanna dance?
01:00:05Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:14All right, all right.
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing,
01:00:18but let's take a moment
01:00:19to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that
01:00:24Gabby has been awarded
01:00:27an academic scholarship.
01:00:34Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:38Come on.
01:00:38Congratulations.
01:00:39Come on.
01:00:52Yes, girl.
01:00:53And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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