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00:00:00are you okay yeah yeah just uh it's a little hungry well i'm glad we can get together tonight
00:00:18new year's eve is getting closer and closer when we're getting married
00:00:25and i have terrific news i've managed to clear my schedule between now and then so i'm available
00:00:37to help you two lovebirds with every aspect of your wedding planning oh thank you mom oh
00:00:44lizzie why don't you pass by the house on saturday so i can hear all your wonderful ideas
00:00:53all my wonderful ideas
00:00:56you better watch out you better not cry you better not pout i'm telling you why
00:01:13santa claus is coming to town
00:01:17he's making a list and checking it twice gonna find out naughty and nice
00:01:26santa claus is coming to town
00:01:31he sees you when you're sleeping he knows when you're awake
00:01:39he knows if you've been battered but sorry good for
00:01:44maybe we should try switching sides
00:01:54santa claus is coming to town
00:01:58he sees you when you're sleeping he knows when you're awake
00:02:06he knows if you've been bad or good so be good be good for goodness
00:02:13santa claus is coming to town
00:02:34you never know
00:02:35santa claus is coming to town
00:02:39lucy lucy a cute delivery girl just dropped these off for you
00:02:47shall i read the note
00:02:51to my darling fiance oh i still love that word
00:02:56happy thanksgiving i know you're tired and i can't believe you have to work today but that's
00:03:00also why i love you so much oh only six weeks before we get married and i can't wait
00:03:06i love you josh kiss kiss kiss
00:03:08seriously
00:03:10i would die for this
00:03:13sorry i'm just
00:03:14oh wow they're so beautiful
00:03:17oh my god they're so beautiful i'm so horrible
00:03:21lizzie babe are you okay
00:03:24yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm fine
00:03:25i'm just tired i'm so tired
00:03:28but i'm fine i'm fine wow we have a lot of work to do let's do this let's do this oh my god i need coffee i need coffee
00:03:34yeah i'm gonna bring some crystals just to kind of change this vibe too
00:03:38wow they're so beautiful
00:03:41welcome to chicago's thanksgiving day parade
00:03:46on the day when america just loves to gobble up 44 million juicy turkeys
00:03:52oh hey oh i thought i set the timer lower but we should be alright
00:03:59come on come on god it's so loud
00:04:03oh
00:04:06come on i love sweet potatoes
00:04:10hi happy thanksgiving how are you
00:04:14you know uh
00:04:15i don't think this is working
00:04:18yeah you're right we'll just get some Chinese food
00:04:21no it's not food
00:04:22it's this
00:04:23it's us
00:04:24what are you talking about we're great together
00:04:26no we want to be great together
00:04:28but if we were great together
00:04:30first of all you'd be able to sleep with me
00:04:31we do it all the time
00:04:33not sex billy
00:04:34sleep
00:04:35oh nick
00:04:36i i haven't been able to sleep properly in years
00:04:39you know that
00:04:39if i didn't want to be with you then what
00:04:41what billy you're way too much of a mess to have any idea what you want
00:04:45i mean look at this place where do i even sell
00:04:47the t-shirts okay you wanted to sell them and you've never even printed them
00:04:50and you wanted to do something cool with the crates but they're still just sitting there
00:04:53and you want to be with me
00:04:55guess what
00:04:56it doesn't mean anything
00:04:58i'm sorry billy
00:05:02happy thanksgiving
00:05:06i am gonna do something great with those crates
00:05:15lizzie
00:05:32sorry sorry babe
00:05:33i didn't mean to wake you up
00:05:34i just
00:05:35i think i'm gonna go for a drive
00:05:37why
00:05:38was i snoring
00:05:38no
00:05:39no
00:05:39it's just
00:05:40my mind is spinning
00:05:41i can't think of a wonderful idea i had for the wedding
00:05:44and i mean you know how your mom is
00:05:46yeah she's great
00:05:48right
00:05:48yeah
00:05:50yeah she's
00:05:51she's
00:05:52hey
00:05:52listen
00:05:53if you're stressing out about the wedding please don't
00:05:56it's gonna be great
00:05:58you're gonna be great
00:05:59thank you
00:06:01i know
00:06:02i'm fine
00:06:03i just
00:06:03i need to get some sleep
00:06:06you want me to come with you
00:06:07no
00:06:08no no no no
00:06:08you sleep
00:06:09okay
00:06:10sexy surgeon
00:06:11i'll crack this
00:06:12i promise
00:06:12i love you
00:06:14i love you too
00:06:15i'm working nights this week but i will call you tomorrow at work and we can brainstorm
00:06:19table plan
00:06:21we need to make a table plan
00:06:23it's a shame man
00:06:26she was the best thing you had going for
00:06:27i know i'm surprised she stayed with me that long
00:06:29yeah man you just need to learn how to sleep
00:06:32get your ass in the gear
00:06:35drink on your own time
00:06:36you're looking poor vivian she's sweating her cute tush off
00:06:39scream mark
00:06:40hey listen uh once she passes the bar i hope she sues her sexist ass
00:06:44i think i mean sexy ass
00:06:45thank you but he's right though
00:06:48i was splitting my tush off
00:06:49now she's got to sue herself
00:06:51i can't wait to get my own place
00:06:54how long am i saying that for
00:06:55oh i'm sorry do you have money i can borrow because the bank sure doesn't want to give me anything
00:06:58really man you're such a good reliable bet too
00:07:01oh this is wild man
00:07:05all right uh i'm gonna bounce
00:07:07all right
00:07:08catch your game late
00:07:08i really can't got a plan for rosie's party you haven't forgotten have you
00:07:11of course i haven't forgotten she's my god daughter
00:07:13what is it again
00:07:14you were driving at night in sunglasses did that work
00:07:20no but it might if i keep trying
00:07:22i don't know chrissy this is getting serious i've always slept well
00:07:26like lots of lovely deep sleep
00:07:28now i get an hour at best and i have tried everything
00:07:32okay how about acupuncture
00:07:33acupuncture acupressure hypnosis
00:07:36drugs
00:07:36doxepin doxilamine diphenhydramine
00:07:39quazepam
00:07:40zolpidam
00:07:41that's a lot of drugs
00:07:42chrissy what am i gonna do
00:07:44i don't know and to be honest your timing like really sucks
00:07:46we're entering christmas party season and we're supposed to be one of chicago's leading event planning companies
00:07:50i know i'm sorry i just
00:07:52you know what this is josh's mother's fault
00:07:55swear to god this only started when she decided to turn our wedding into the new year's eve social event of the year
00:08:00but you always wanted a big wedding
00:08:01and if anyone can pull it off
00:08:03it should be me i know
00:08:04but right now if i don't get any sleep it's gonna ruin everything
00:08:08i'm so excited about planning all of these amazing events
00:08:16okay
00:08:18well uh
00:08:19lindstex marketing team is downstairs
00:08:21let's go say hi huh
00:08:22okay
00:08:23it'll be fine
00:08:27just don't call their boss mr ballsack again
00:08:30god
00:08:30though to be fair his head does look like a testicle
00:08:33oh
00:08:36oh
00:08:36i win
00:08:40you did
00:08:41speaking of winning
00:08:43andy says that the winning post finally closed
00:08:45great place for billy's bar just saying
00:08:47okay mom and dad i see what you're doing
00:08:49guys my life's great
00:08:50i got no stress i got no overhead
00:08:52i make a mean cocktail
00:08:54yeah actually it is really good
00:08:56you're welcome
00:08:56and you have an awesome goddaughter
00:08:59i do have an awesome goddaughter
00:09:01who's about to get a face full freak
00:09:02uh oh
00:09:03uh oh
00:09:03uh oh
00:09:04997 sheep
00:09:08998 sheep
00:09:11999 sheep
00:09:131,000 sheep
00:09:151,000 sheep
00:09:19you're out
00:09:30you're listening to late night on wcu
00:09:44music next
00:09:45but first
00:09:46as christmas is coming up
00:09:47i wanted to read you a poem
00:09:49it's called snowball
00:09:50i made myself a snowball
00:09:53as perfect as could be
00:09:54i thought i'd keep it as a pet
00:09:56and let it sleep with me
00:09:57i made myself a jelly
00:09:59a glow for a skin
00:10:00then last night it ran away
00:10:02but first
00:10:03it wet the bed
00:10:04that's a funny one
00:10:05what the hell
00:10:11i'm so sorry
00:10:12ow
00:10:13are you okay
00:10:14i'm fine
00:10:16you need to get checked out
00:10:18i'm gonna take you to the hospital
00:10:19i'm fine really
00:10:20i'm
00:10:21god actually
00:10:22well no wonder you didn't see me
00:10:26well no wonder you didn't hear me
00:10:29come on let's go
00:10:30i'm really sorry about that
00:10:36yeah that looked like it really hurt
00:10:39oh yeah well you had a great vantage point
00:10:41so contact me if you need to file a claim of my insurance
00:10:44i'll say it was my fault
00:10:45well it was your fault
00:10:46i'm kidding it was my fault
00:10:50it was my fault for jogging
00:10:51lizzie hinnell
00:10:53event planner
00:10:54rendezvous
00:10:55it's rendezvous
00:10:57never heard of it
00:11:00okay well what do you do then
00:11:01uh billy wilson barman mcveigh's
00:11:03we pronounce it mcvoix
00:11:05never heard of it
00:11:06well you probably wouldn't have
00:11:08doesn't seem like your kind of place
00:11:09oh yeah
00:11:10well what's my kind of place
00:11:12um let me take a stab in the dark here
00:11:14someplace that serves chilled rosé on a terrace
00:11:16with little fairy lights
00:11:17overlooking the city
00:11:18that sounds amazing actually
00:11:19someplace that plays music like this
00:11:21i mean you like this song
00:11:22i do like this song
00:11:22is there something wrong with that
00:11:24um yeah
00:11:24the music and the lyrics
00:11:26that's not funny
00:11:26that's just rude
00:11:27can you just stop touching my stuff please
00:11:29thank you
00:11:30take your hoodie off then
00:11:31hoodie what are you 12
00:11:32we're gonna get out
00:11:44well i mean
00:11:46you know
00:11:46aren't you gonna finish the song
00:11:47you like it so much
00:11:48it's a great idea
00:11:51well really i was kidding but
00:11:53no i'm happy to stay here
00:11:55well i'm happy to stay here too
00:11:59turn the lights
00:12:04turn the lights down low
00:12:06hmm
00:12:07tone deaf huh
00:12:08well i wasn't trying to sing it
00:12:10like i'd normally sing but
00:12:12no i'm sure
00:12:12why don't you sing it
00:12:15oh i'm good
00:12:17it's fine there's nothing wrong with me
00:12:34all right try to calm down sir
00:12:35you were unconscious
00:12:36we had a report of two unconscious patients in a vehicle
00:12:38i wasn't unconscious
00:12:40we were sleeping
00:12:41what's going on
00:12:42easy man
00:12:43you seem confused
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45i am confused
00:12:46did i just sleep
00:12:49oh my god
00:12:51yes
00:12:51yes
00:12:52i slept
00:12:53yeah
00:12:55thank you duane
00:12:56for making sure we weren't dead
00:12:57what time is it
00:13:001 30
00:13:01the afternoon
00:13:02i gotta go
00:13:04are you okay
00:13:05yeah i'm okay
00:13:06i mean you ran me over last night
00:13:07get checked out
00:13:08oh and
00:13:10let's not
00:13:10tell anyone about this okay
00:13:12sure
00:13:14oh you're just gonna leave me here
00:13:23duane
00:13:27what happened here
00:13:29i'll just call a lift
00:13:30well i don't have my phone
00:13:32which is awesome
00:13:33okay
00:13:35let's talk place names
00:13:37i'm thinking aqua motif
00:13:38scented with rose water
00:13:40made with hemp and seed paper
00:13:41so guests can plant them later
00:13:42and remind themselves of our big day
00:13:44and we can hire a calligraphist
00:13:46to write the names
00:13:47well we could do that
00:13:48but it's not just about the looks honey
00:13:49it's about personalizing the message
00:13:51so we'll be writing the names ourselves
00:13:52boom
00:13:53oh bam
00:13:54this is all so lovely lizzie
00:13:57to be honest
00:13:58i was getting a little worried about you
00:14:00thought you were too busy
00:14:02had too much on your plate
00:14:03you know the cobbler's children
00:14:04not getting any shoes
00:14:06but this is all exciting
00:14:07and it's all coming together
00:14:09okay fiona
00:14:10i have no idea
00:14:11what that whole cobbler's children thing means
00:14:13although thinking about it
00:14:14probably has something to do with me
00:14:15being very good at planning events at work
00:14:17but not very good at planning my own personal events
00:14:19in which case that is a very good expression
00:14:21but yes it is exciting
00:14:23and yes it is coming together
00:14:24and we have so much work to do
00:14:26what about thursday morning for wedding dress shopping
00:14:30can you do that
00:14:31because i can
00:14:32i'm excited
00:14:33i'm so excited
00:14:34this place a mess
00:14:37uh
00:14:38you okay
00:14:41you seem kind of on edge
00:14:42yeah
00:14:43yeah i'm good
00:14:44i just um
00:14:45i got a good night's sleep
00:14:47so
00:14:47you did
00:14:47yeah
00:14:48everything just feels like it's
00:14:50what the
00:14:51oh that's funny
00:14:56yeah
00:14:56seriously
00:14:58being with the lord sucks
00:14:59oh you were amazing
00:15:02what got into you
00:15:03i don't know
00:15:04but i'm back
00:15:04and i love it
00:15:05although not as much
00:15:06as i love you
00:15:36i don't know
00:16:06Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:16:35Good to see you.
00:16:36We think we've got the perfect venue for your Christmas party, Mr. Balzac.
00:16:42Great.
00:16:43Lizzie's going to show you some pictures.
00:16:44Thank you, Ed.
00:16:47Okay.
00:16:49Yeah, I got my laptop.
00:16:50Be right back.
00:16:58You think it might snow later?
00:17:05Where is McVeigh's bar?
00:17:19There are two...
00:17:21Hey.
00:17:23Any sleep?
00:17:24Um, yeah.
00:17:25Yeah, actually, a little.
00:17:27All right, good.
00:17:28I knew you'd crack it.
00:17:29Come here.
00:17:29I'm working nights this next stretch.
00:17:33The new schedule's in our calendar.
00:17:34Sorry.
00:17:38You know, I really don't want you to stress out about organizing a big wedding,
00:17:43but sometimes you seem so excited.
00:17:45I am, Josh.
00:17:48I'm...
00:17:49Yay!
00:17:51All right, well, good.
00:17:53Have fun wedding dress shopping and say hi to Mom.
00:17:55I will.
00:17:56Bye, babe.
00:17:58Bye.
00:18:05Hello.
00:18:06I'm Mrs. Wright.
00:18:07Welcome to Blushing Bride, Mrs. Wright.
00:18:09How may we help you?
00:18:11I know I'm a little bit early, but I wanted to discuss veils.
00:18:13I know a lot of brides nowadays, they don't want to wear them.
00:18:16But I like them.
00:18:18No!
00:18:36No!
00:18:37Yeah, try it out.
00:18:43No!
00:18:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, come on, help!
00:18:53Wait!
00:18:54Stop!
00:19:04You okay, love?
00:19:04No.
00:19:05I locked my car keys and my phone in my house,
00:19:08and I urgently need to get to town, so can you please take me?
00:19:10Yes, of course.
00:19:11Oh, my God, thank you.
00:19:12For $2.50?
00:19:13No, I don't have any money, okay?
00:19:16Look, I'm meeting my future mother-in-law,
00:19:18and I'm going to go wedding dress shopping.
00:19:20It's kind of a big deal, so...
00:19:22Well, can't you just call her and tell her you're going to be late?
00:19:23No, I don't have a phone.
00:19:25Well, then she'll have to wait.
00:19:26Oh, my God, please, you don't understand.
00:19:28She's crazy, so I can't do that.
00:19:30Come on.
00:19:31If you think about it, you'll see that statement is not logically true.
00:19:35You can keep her waiting, but you're afraid of her disapproval
00:19:38because you've allowed the balance of power to be skewed in her favor.
00:19:41I'm just guessing, but it looks to me like you've allowed yourself
00:19:44to be drawn into what Sartre would describe
00:19:46as an inauthentic relationship with this person.
00:19:50Cool.
00:19:51That's awesome.
00:19:52Can I...
00:19:53Can I just please...
00:19:54I hate you.
00:19:58No, you hate yourself.
00:20:00No, I hate you.
00:20:01You are acting from a place of fear,
00:20:04and this is clearly not the bus for you.
00:20:10Got it.
00:20:11What's she got in her hand?
00:20:12No.
00:20:12No.
00:20:14This is you.
00:20:15Hi, this is Blushing Bride.
00:20:24How may we help you?
00:20:27Yes, madam, she is here.
00:20:30Yes, madam, a little mad, perhaps.
00:20:34Okay.
00:20:35But will you be here soon?
00:20:37You're where?
00:20:38Oh, God.
00:20:39Fiona, I'm so sorry.
00:20:44Thank you so much for bailing me out.
00:20:47Did you see any nice dresses?
00:20:55Good talk.
00:20:58All right.
00:20:59That's it.
00:20:59Bye.
00:21:09Oh, what do you want?
00:21:39Oh.
00:21:44Yeah, my head still hurts.
00:21:45Lucy, Lily...
00:21:47It's Lizzie.
00:21:48Vodka, please.
00:21:49Your name's Lizzie Vodka, please?
00:21:53Talk her out.
00:21:54Okay.
00:21:55Ouch.
00:21:56So, um, Lizzie, not Vodka, please.
00:21:59Is this a coincidence you're in my bar?
00:22:01Here?
00:22:01Now that is funny.
00:22:03No, you told me where you worked.
00:22:06In the car the night we...
00:22:08Slept together?
00:22:09Right.
00:22:10So, apart from that night, I haven't slept for more than two hours in the last month, and
00:22:14I have tried everything, but nothing has worked.
00:22:16So the only possible conclusion that I can come up with is that maybe I only slept like
00:22:22that because you weren't here.
00:22:25You serious?
00:22:25That's ridiculous.
00:22:26Why would I make you sleep?
00:22:27I don't know.
00:22:29But you slept, too.
00:22:31Do you normally sleep like that?
00:22:33I...
00:22:33Oh, you don't, do you?
00:22:35I knew it.
00:22:36Why else would you be jogging at 3 o'clock in the morning?
00:22:38Why else would you look like that or work in a place like this?
00:22:40Well, that's offensive.
00:22:41That was mean.
00:22:42I'm sorry.
00:22:42Maybe I was sleeping because you ran me over and knocked me unconscious.
00:22:46Okay, you literally ran into my car, but that has nothing to do with it.
00:22:50It's beside the point.
00:22:51We slept.
00:22:52We slept.
00:22:53And afterward, didn't it feel amazing?
00:22:55Like you were alive?
00:22:56No, actually, it felt real weird, and I didn't feel like myself at all.
00:22:58Okay, well, not for me, because when I haven't slept, I'm a nightmare.
00:23:01But when I have, I'm nice.
00:23:04I'm organized.
00:23:04I am good at my job, which is what I want to be all the time, but especially right now.
00:23:09Because it's Christmas?
00:23:10Yes.
00:23:11But no, not like that, because Christmas is my busiest time of the year, and on top of
00:23:15that, I'm getting married on New Year's Eve, which means I have all of that to plan, which
00:23:19is impossible when I'm like this.
00:23:20So, Billy, I guess what I'm trying to ask is...
00:23:24Oh, God.
00:23:25Will you please try to sleep with me again?
00:23:32Are you a cop?
00:23:33What?
00:23:34No, why would I be a cop?
00:23:35Okay, I'm sorry.
00:23:37You're catching up.
00:23:38You're asking me to sleep with you because you're getting married.
00:23:42Yes.
00:23:43But with no sex.
00:23:44No, no.
00:23:45Oh, please, dude, just hear me out, okay?
00:23:48If it works, and if I actually get some sleep, then maybe that'll be a habit, and then maybe
00:23:52I'll be cured.
00:23:52Okay, Lizzie, I'm sorry.
00:23:53I don't know what type of meds you're on, but I'm not going to sleep.
00:23:56Please!
00:23:57What if I paid you?
00:23:58Yeah.
00:23:58What if we came up with some kind of financial agreement where...
00:24:01I'm not that type of girl.
00:24:02I'm very sorry.
00:24:02I'm not going to sleep with you.
00:24:04That is bananas.
00:24:05What can I get you?
00:24:06Another beer?
00:24:07You look good.
00:24:07Is this some of your hair?
00:24:08All right, I'll get you a beer, right?
00:24:10Call me if you change your mind.
00:24:11Anytime.
00:24:12Okay.
00:24:12Don't have to worry about waking me up.
00:24:14Sounds good.
00:24:15Oh, I'll take care of this one.
00:24:17Don't you worry.
00:24:23And her fiancé is okay with that?
00:24:25I have no idea.
00:24:27This girl's a nut job.
00:24:29You and your schemes, man.
00:24:30No, no, no, it's not a scheme.
00:24:32Not a scheme.
00:24:33Well, maybe it should be.
00:24:35No, Andy, she's crazy.
00:24:36You were the one who told me enough at the crazy.
00:24:38Okay, well, yeah, I agree.
00:24:39It's a little weird that, you know, she thinks she made her sleep, but she seems a little desperate.
00:24:44So?
00:24:44I know a lot of desperate girls.
00:24:46Not desperate girls who are offering you money.
00:24:48Which you can use to open up Billy's bar.
00:24:50Which is your lifelong dream.
00:24:52Are you not getting any of this?
00:24:54What are you...
00:24:55Really?
00:24:56Billy?
00:25:14Ow!
00:25:15Asshole!
00:25:17Oh, my God!
00:25:19You should have seen your face.
00:25:20You gotta relax.
00:25:22Well, I guess you don't know me.
00:25:24Could be a horrible person.
00:25:25I mean, you're not, right?
00:25:27Although you do drive that.
00:25:28I'm guessing you're not the brightest spark.
00:25:30Um, cars crash, too.
00:25:32But no, I'm not a horrible person.
00:25:34I got a few speeding tickets.
00:25:35Yeah, I know.
00:25:37I had a friend run a background check on you.
00:25:39Oh, so you're the horrible person.
00:25:42All right, let's just...
00:25:43Let's just go over what we agreed to on the phone.
00:25:45Sure.
00:25:46If this works, which we both know it almost certainly won't,
00:25:48then I'm gonna sleep with you until your wedding day.
00:25:51December 31st.
00:25:52And in return, you're gonna loan me the money to start my bar.
00:25:55In exchange for 10% of your new business venture.
00:25:58Subject to a fully signed and ratified contract.
00:26:00In anticipation, I had my lawyer draw something up.
00:26:03Here you go.
00:26:05Wow.
00:26:06What?
00:26:08Uh, nothing.
00:26:09You're just a very determined person.
00:26:11All this planning is kind of scary.
00:26:13Okay, solving problems and making plans isn't scary.
00:26:17It's grown up.
00:26:18If you find growing up threatening, then I feel sorry for you.
00:26:22Well, I feel sorry for your fiancé.
00:26:24Speaking of...
00:26:25Josh?
00:26:25Yeah.
00:26:27He's a lovely and very trusting man who would agree with me.
00:26:30Although he is a surgeon who works strange hours,
00:26:32so he will never need to know.
00:26:34Wow, that's beautiful.
00:26:36Those are your wedding vows?
00:26:37Oh, yeah.
00:26:37They are, actually.
00:26:38Okay.
00:26:39Okay, well, let's just see if this crazy idea works.
00:26:47Seriously?
00:26:49Yeah.
00:26:56How close do you think we need to be?
00:26:57Yeah, I don't think we need to be close at all.
00:26:59Just how we were last time.
00:27:00Well, you want a drink?
00:27:05I made my own slow gin.
00:27:07No, thank you.
00:27:07I'm good.
00:27:09Don't mind if I do.
00:27:10It's not working, is it?
00:27:37Nope.
00:27:38Oh, well.
00:27:39Oh, well?
00:27:40Well, if you relax, maybe it wouldn't work.
00:27:42Oh, right, because nothing is ever your fault.
00:27:47You know what?
00:27:48You're right.
00:27:48It is my fault.
00:27:50Normally, I can satisfy a woman,
00:27:51but I'm getting a little bit older.
00:27:53A little bit embarrassing, to be honest.
00:27:54Well, Billy, if you can't satisfy me,
00:27:57then it is all over.
00:28:00Well, I will do my best, Your Highness.
00:28:06Good night.
00:28:07Good night.
00:28:09God, it worked.
00:28:32It worked.
00:28:34Billy.
00:28:35Billy.
00:28:37Billy.
00:28:38Ah!
00:28:39It's okay.
00:28:42I slept.
00:28:43We slept.
00:28:44It worked.
00:28:45You did?
00:28:47You did?
00:28:47Why?
00:28:48Why?
00:28:48I have no idea, but it worked.
00:28:51Can you just never wake me up like that again, please?
00:28:53Okay, can you just move your little scooter thingy?
00:28:58Let's go.
00:28:59So, will you be using traditional vows or riding your own?
00:29:04We're riding our own.
00:29:05Yes, actually, I've been researching a few options.
00:29:08Hold your horses.
00:29:10Some people find it more pleasant to hear each other's vows as a surprise.
00:29:14Oh, no, we don't like surprises.
00:29:16Yeah.
00:29:16We like plans.
00:29:17We like plans.
00:29:18Yeah.
00:29:18I mean, it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark, am I right?
00:29:23Delightful.
00:29:26So, let me get this straight.
00:29:27You're like a gigolo, but without the sex.
00:29:29I get it.
00:29:30Yeah, well, I don't get it.
00:29:32I mean, I haven't been able to sleep properly in years.
00:29:34Like, decades, actually.
00:29:35Now, all of a sudden, I can.
00:29:37And on top of that, Andy's bullying me into borrowing money, rushing me to open my own bar.
00:29:40Dude!
00:29:41She offered you money, and you've talked about opening your own place for 10 years.
00:29:45It's hardly rushing.
00:29:47And this spot is perfect.
00:29:49So, look, calm down.
00:29:50You've slept.
00:29:51You're paranoid.
00:29:52You're right.
00:29:53You're right.
00:29:53You're right.
00:29:54100%.
00:29:54It's so much easier to think clearly when I'm tired.
00:29:58That's not good, is it?
00:29:59No, it's not good.
00:30:01This is a really bad idea, Lizzie.
00:30:02Like, literally the worst idea I've ever heard.
00:30:05It's really, really bad.
00:30:06I just need you to know that.
00:30:07Yeah, thanks.
00:30:08And even if it works now, what happens after you're married?
00:30:11Are you just going to keep sleeping with this other guy?
00:30:13Like, are you and Josh just going to end up in some weird kind of threesome with this other guy,
00:30:17like, curled up in a cop beside your bed?
00:30:19What are you even talking about?
00:30:21No, no.
00:30:22This is just a wedding pressure causing me not to sleep, okay?
00:30:25Whatever.
00:30:25And if you're wrong, if this barman turns out to be the only person you can sleep with,
00:30:31then I...
00:30:33Huh.
00:30:35This girl is nuts.
00:30:49Asshole.
00:31:04Come on, let's go.
00:31:07Give me a sec.
00:31:08All right, I had my lawyers look it over.
00:31:10Seems good to me.
00:31:11You have lawyers?
00:31:13Yes, I have lawyers.
00:31:14I have good lawyers.
00:31:15I actually have great lawyers.
00:31:16Billy, I'm only in my second semester.
00:31:19Whatever, that's fine.
00:31:20What do you think?
00:31:20Yeah, this is a really good deal for you.
00:31:23I mean, Jesus Christ.
00:31:24Yeah.
00:31:26So anyway, I was thinking of names, and what do you think about, like, Bartinis?
00:31:31Barcelona, Billy's Bar.
00:31:33Sure, whatever you want.
00:31:35Let's sleep.
00:31:36Bar and away.
00:31:37Barbecue's good, too.
00:31:40Billy's Bar.
00:31:41Nice room.
00:31:42Nice room.
00:31:42Nice room.
00:31:42Nice room.
00:31:46Uh, do you think we have to be in here for this to work?
00:31:56Are you serious?
00:31:57Where are we?
00:31:58Really?
00:31:59I'm not going anywhere I might know anyone, so so what you guys...
00:32:02Fine, they're gonna think we're having an affair anyway.
00:32:04Only if we behave like we are.
00:32:05How do you behave like you're having an affair?
00:32:07No, I've never had one.
00:32:08Me neither.
00:32:09Please, let's just pretend like we're an ordinary couple, all right?
00:32:13Well, you did book it for today, right?
00:32:15Yeah, could have sworn I did, honey.
00:32:16Well, that wouldn't be the first time you screwed that up, would it?
00:32:17Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
00:32:20Let me get your name.
00:32:21Uh, sure.
00:32:21It's, uh, Mr. and Mrs. Wil...
00:32:23Wil...
00:32:23Wilpson.
00:32:26Wilpson?
00:32:27Yes, Wilpson.
00:32:28You got it.
00:32:29W-I-L-P-S-O-N.
00:32:34Wilpson.
00:32:34Wilpson.
00:32:35I'm afraid I can't find it.
00:32:41I...
00:32:41Well, what a surprise.
00:32:44This is so strange, man.
00:32:45Do you have any rooms available for tonight?
00:32:49Yes, King.
00:32:50Actually, do you have two twins?
00:32:52Sorry he snores.
00:32:53I don't snore.
00:32:53And lies.
00:32:54I...
00:32:55Sorry, only Kings left.
00:32:57Okay, yeah.
00:32:58Room 532.
00:32:59Thank you very much.
00:33:01Oh, Billy.
00:33:05Sorry, dear.
00:33:08Treat him mean, keep him keen, know what I mean?
00:33:11Exactly.
00:33:14Well, I can't quite natural to you.
00:33:16I mean, it's much easier being with you, Mr. Wil...
00:33:19That's it.
00:33:20Is that it?
00:33:25Okay.
00:33:26I mean, who needs that many cushions?
00:33:28They're not cushions.
00:33:29They're called throw pillows.
00:33:30And honestly, you can never have too many.
00:33:32Oh, thank you.
00:33:34You want beer?
00:33:36Do you know how expensive mini bars are?
00:33:38Yeah.
00:33:39I'm not paying.
00:33:40Um, so what are we thinking?
00:34:02Are we thinking lights on, off?
00:34:05On.
00:34:05Off.
00:34:07That was a test.
00:34:08You passed.
00:34:09Oh, that's perfect.
00:34:22Jeez.
00:34:23Sorry.
00:34:24Sorry.
00:34:24It's so impressive.
00:34:34No.
00:34:35Mm-mm.
00:34:35I thought it was a snow.
00:34:39Yes.
00:34:57Sir!
00:34:58Ah!
00:34:58Sorry.
00:34:59Jeez, psycho.
00:35:00What is that about?
00:35:02I'm sorry.
00:35:02I told you not to wake me up like that again.
00:35:04Oh, waste of it.
00:35:09Yes.
00:35:10All right, I gotta go.
00:35:11I gotta go.
00:35:12You gotta...
00:35:13Are we gonna order some breakfast?
00:35:16I don't even think about it.
00:35:23What do you think?
00:35:24I like it.
00:35:26Me too.
00:35:26Okay, let's try another one.
00:35:28Okay.
00:35:28Let's try another one.
00:35:29Okay.
00:35:29Let's try another one.
00:35:31Ha-ha!
00:35:32Get the keys!
00:35:33Yes!
00:35:34Let's do this!
00:35:35Come on!
00:35:36Yes!
00:35:37Ha-ha!
00:35:37And has your father decided whether he's coming or not?
00:35:55His last email said he would, but you know him.
00:35:58Well, I guess you don't, but I do.
00:36:00A little bit of naughty, a little bit of nice.
00:36:06Got a lot of sugar, got a lot of spice.
00:36:09Check that list, twice.
00:36:12Show up in a hoodie, good enough for me.
00:36:14Pick him up in pitties, underneath a tree.
00:36:16Stay up all night.
00:36:20Just to make you feel comfortable.
00:36:24Wow.
00:36:26That actually felt really good.
00:36:28Mark, start my own bar.
00:36:29Vivian's coming with me.
00:36:30Right?
00:36:31Yeah.
00:36:34Hey, Billy.
00:36:36So, I'm in charge of this huge Christmas party tonight,
00:36:40and I was wondering if we could get together in the afternoon
00:36:42for, like, a quickie?
00:36:45At yours.
00:36:46Um, yeah.
00:36:49Yeah, I can do that.
00:36:52Where did you get this thing?
00:36:54I saw someone throwing it away.
00:36:56I wonder why.
00:36:57You thought this would make a good Christmas trip.
00:36:59I'm sorry it's not all perfectly measured and covered in Christmas balls,
00:37:03but if I spray paint it, it could be cool.
00:37:05Yeah, it could be cool.
00:37:07Really cool.
00:37:08Listen, did you just stop laughing and give me a hand?
00:37:11Oh, my God.
00:37:13Oh, my God.
00:37:28Hey, Billy.
00:37:32Wow.
00:37:32You didn't punch me this time.
00:37:35Oh, yeah.
00:37:35I forgot.
00:37:37Come here.
00:37:38I'm going to catch you.
00:37:42You think she likes it?
00:37:44Who, Viv?
00:37:45No, she likes girls.
00:37:46Not Vivian, Lizzie.
00:37:48Oh, no.
00:37:49She likes sleep.
00:37:51Do you like her?
00:37:52No.
00:37:52Is she attractive?
00:37:54I mean, yeah.
00:37:56Well, then why don't you like her?
00:37:57Because she's engaged, Andy.
00:37:59That doesn't answer the question.
00:38:01What about when you get a boner?
00:38:02No, that hasn't happened in years.
00:38:05Ah!
00:38:06Ah!
00:38:07Ah!
00:38:07Ah!
00:38:08Put it down!
00:38:09I can't!
00:38:10Oh!
00:38:10Okay, so maybe it's happened again.
00:38:14Well, there you go.
00:38:15I looked it up on the internet.
00:38:16That only happens from rapid eye movement sleep.
00:38:18I'm only getting REM sleep when I'm next to her.
00:38:21So, you get a boner because she gives you REM sleep?
00:38:24Yes, exactly.
00:38:26Makes sense, right?
00:38:27Are you kidding me?
00:38:29Snow.
00:38:30Are you sure this isn't getting out of hand?
00:38:32What are you talking about?
00:38:34We're just sleeping together.
00:38:35Oh, my God.
00:38:35Oh, my God.
00:38:36Oh, my God.
00:38:36Oh, my God.
00:38:36Oh, my God.
00:38:37Okay, deep breaths.
00:38:39It's okay.
00:38:40It's just...
00:38:40Josh is so gorgeous and lovely, and he's a surgeon who saves lives, and he likes making
00:38:46plans even more than you do.
00:38:47It's like you're two peas in a pod.
00:38:49Exactly.
00:38:50And Billy is none of those things.
00:38:52Okay.
00:38:54Well, I'm glad you feel that way because I've been there.
00:38:57Remember?
00:38:58I only felt my sorry ass when we were engaged, and it was not pretty, and I would just hate
00:39:02for that to happen to you, and...
00:39:04Chrissy, I hear you, and I know this is an odd situation, but not sleeping is really bad.
00:39:09You know that, right?
00:39:09Yeah, I actually do know.
00:39:11I looked it up.
00:39:11It, like, demolishes your immune system, and it makes it more likely you'll have Alzheimer's.
00:39:15It, like, doubles your risk of cancer, which is, like, insane.
00:39:18Exactly.
00:39:18See?
00:39:18So there you go.
00:39:19I mean, all of that should be way more concerning to you than what I'm doing about it, which,
00:39:23by the way, is working wonders.
00:39:25I mean, not only do I feel and look a thousand times better, but you and I are crushing these
00:39:29Christmas parties.
00:39:30Yeah, we are.
00:39:30That's, like, really impressive.
00:39:32Yeah!
00:39:32And your wedding planning is back on track?
00:39:34Yes!
00:39:35And I haven't killed my future mother-in-law yet, so really, you should be looking for someone
00:39:38to sleep with, too.
00:39:39Okay, okay.
00:39:41So, when is your next sleep sesh?
00:39:43Tomorrow morning.
00:39:44I need a quick one before I choose wedding place settings, but he's being Santa at his
00:39:47goddaughter school place, so I'm just gonna go there and I'm gonna drag him out.
00:39:51So that means you're gonna be meeting his friends?
00:39:53I mean, I don't know.
00:39:55It's not a big deal, okay?
00:39:57It's not like I'm gonna go and hang out with them.
00:40:03I cannot believe she made me dress like this.
00:40:05You look awesome.
00:40:06Sorry, she can be very persuasive, but you do look dope.
00:40:09Help!
00:40:10Little Charlie here wants us to take a picture together.
00:40:14Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:40:16Sure.
00:40:17Sorry.
00:40:18I just didn't think that we'd be here this long.
00:40:23Ooh, can I have some pictures, too?
00:40:26Yeah.
00:40:27Yeah.
00:40:27Can you sit on Uncle Billy's lap?
00:40:30Oh, I don't like it.
00:40:32Holy!
00:40:33I mean, how do you say no to that?
00:40:35She's gonna go very far.
00:40:37Anything you want, kid.
00:40:38Oh, ho, ho.
00:40:40So, Lizzie, Billy says you're getting married.
00:40:42Um, yes, I am.
00:40:44In two weeks, actually.
00:40:45Super stressful.
00:40:47I have so much to do, as I'm sure you know.
00:40:49Oh, no.
00:40:49No, we don't know.
00:40:50We're not married.
00:40:51Oh, that's cool.
00:40:52So, weddings just aren't your thing?
00:40:55No, we'd love a nice wedding.
00:40:56It's just rosy, surprised us by coming along, and then...
00:41:00Well, you know what they say.
00:41:01Man plans and God laughs.
00:41:03You've never heard that before.
00:41:05And luckily, you don't need a certificate to have the SEX anymore, right?
00:41:08Right.
00:41:09Oh, no.
00:41:09What's the SEX?
00:41:11Oh, baby.
00:41:13Oh, nothing.
00:41:14I'm so sorry.
00:41:16Why do you need a certificate for him?
00:41:18No, sweetheart, you don't.
00:41:20That's the point.
00:41:21Billy, have you had the SEX, too?
00:41:23Lizzie?
00:41:24Lizzie?
00:41:24Why not?
00:41:24Yeah, it is you.
00:41:27Simon.
00:41:28Simon Mosley.
00:41:28I play golf with Josh.
00:41:29I beat him.
00:41:30I'm that guy.
00:41:31He owes me money.
00:41:34Oh, my God.
00:41:35Simon.
00:41:36How could I...
00:41:36Hi.
00:41:37I love this outfit.
00:41:38Everything's top to bottom.
00:41:39That's crazy.
00:41:40It's so good, right?
00:41:41I love it.
00:41:42I know.
00:41:42What are you doing here?
00:41:44Oh.
00:41:45Oh.
00:41:45My nephew goes here, and I just couldn't think of an excuse to get out of it.
00:41:49So, are these guys your friends?
00:41:52Um, are they...
00:41:53No, actually.
00:41:54I'm just organizing the event.
00:41:56Yeah.
00:41:57I'm an event planner, so just doing this charity thing, you know, like giving back to the community.
00:42:02Actually, when I got here, it was a really big mess.
00:42:04I mean, they're very disorganized.
00:42:06I mean, I know they're not professionals, but, like, really, it's no excuse.
00:42:09Just here, just helping out.
00:42:10Good for you, and I just can't wait to tell Josh I ran into you.
00:42:13If we could do...
00:42:14No, don't, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:15Don't tell Josh, please, because it's actually a secret.
00:42:18He thinks I'm doing way too much for free, and I promised him that I would cut back,
00:42:22so, um, let's just keep it between you.
00:42:25Locked.
00:42:26Awesome.
00:42:26Great.
00:42:27Got it.
00:42:27Good to see you.
00:42:28Merry Christmas.
00:42:29Merry Christmas.
00:42:30I'll see you at the wedding.
00:42:31You will.
00:42:32See me near the wedding.
00:42:33See ya.
00:42:33Oh, my God.
00:42:34Oh, excuse me.
00:42:36I'm sorry.
00:42:44Uh, no, it's all good.
00:42:45You know, well, let's just, uh, go do that sleeping thing.
00:42:48Us disorganized amateurs get real tired.
00:42:53Uh, bye, friend.
00:42:56Bye.
00:42:57You got so mad at me, are you?
00:43:06No, no, look, it's all good.
00:43:08But just so you know, not everyone loves planning as much as you do.
00:43:11Some people like things a little bit freer, where they can have this thing called fun.
00:43:15I know, I know, I know, I'm sorry.
00:43:17I just, what I meant was a little organization could be a good thing.
00:43:24God, I just want this sleeping problem to be over.
00:43:27Listen, you can't blame that on being tired.
00:43:29Yes, I can, because it affects everything.
00:43:32I guess it just doesn't bother you as much.
00:43:35Just because I handle things differently doesn't mean I'm not bothered by it.
00:43:38Okay, well, go on then.
00:43:40Why aren't you trying everything to figure out why you can't sleep?
00:43:43I know why I can't sleep.
00:43:44Okay, do you want to tell me?
00:43:46No, it's stupid.
00:43:46Come on, Billy.
00:43:47Okay, sure, yeah.
00:43:55I'm 13 years old.
00:43:57I go to bed one night, just a normal night.
00:43:59And I wake up in the morning, and I see my mom crying because my dad had disappeared.
00:44:07Like, totally gone.
00:44:11Turns out he had another girl that he decided to live with.
00:44:14He did call me months later, months later, to try and apologize.
00:44:19But I'm not going to talk to him again, so.
00:44:27That's why I can't sleep.
00:44:28Because who knows what might happen when I do.
00:44:33Sorry, I'm so sorry.
00:44:37Yeah, well, I thought he was stupid, so.
00:44:40Good night.
00:44:44I don't think it's stupid at all.
00:44:52For what it's worth, I get it.
00:44:56My dad was never really there for me, either.
00:45:01Yeah, he's a pilot.
00:45:04Great at being up in the air, but not so good at being on the ground.
00:45:08I thought that I would see a lot more of him after my mom died, but no.
00:45:17I mean, she always makes these big promises to come visit me, but...
00:45:23Anyway, I guess that's why I like making plans and sticking to them.
00:45:33Dad's on.
00:45:34Good night.
00:45:39Good night.
00:45:41Good night.
00:45:42Lizzie, I think this is my favorite.
00:46:06Sure.
00:46:08What?
00:46:09You don't like it?
00:46:10Oh, yeah.
00:46:13No, they're...
00:46:14They're lovely.
00:46:18Are you feeling a bit tired again?
00:46:20No, no, no.
00:46:21I'm fine.
00:46:22Just looking at all of this and...
00:46:27And?
00:46:29Thinking how wonderful it all is.
00:46:33Oh, it is wonderful, isn't it?
00:46:35You know, when Mr. Wright and I got married, we couldn't afford all of this.
00:46:41We had paper plates.
00:46:44And plastic cups.
00:46:45Okay, building inspectors coming at 2 p.m. tomorrow, health board 3, beer delivery 3.30.
00:46:56Wow, listen to you.
00:46:57I'm impressed.
00:46:58Hey.
00:46:59Hey.
00:47:00Hey.
00:47:01Hey.
00:47:02Hey.
00:47:03So, you're finally doing it, huh?
00:47:06Uh, yeah.
00:47:07I'm trying.
00:47:08I've helped.
00:47:09I'm getting super high right now.
00:47:15And look at you.
00:47:16I mean, you look amazing.
00:47:17Oh, thank you.
00:47:18So, do you...
00:47:19Yeah, the gym gave me six new classes to teach, so I'm head Zumba instructor now.
00:47:24There you go.
00:47:25Regulation.
00:47:26So, who's responsible for this new Billy then?
00:47:29Do you meet someone, or...?
00:47:31No, not quite.
00:47:32It's...
00:47:33He's sleeping with someone, but he's not seeing her.
00:47:39Thank you, Andy.
00:47:41It's complicated.
00:47:42It's a whole...
00:47:43Do you mind if I show you around my bar?
00:47:45Come on, let's go.
00:47:46Here you go.
00:47:47How about this for after the band?
00:47:52Hmm.
00:47:53I mean, do we have to plan it?
00:47:54What if we kept things just a little more free?
00:47:57What do you mean?
00:47:57You don't want to make a playlist?
00:47:59Well, what if people plugged in their phones?
00:48:01Played whatever they wanted.
00:48:03It'd be cool.
00:48:06Hello?
00:48:07Hey!
00:48:07Party time!
00:48:10Yeah, we've got your stuff!
00:48:13Come on, we're out front!
00:48:15Okay, I'll be right there.
00:48:17I'm gonna go do this.
00:48:18All right.
00:48:19Okay, okay, we're at two nights.
00:48:31We're guest-listed at Smart Bar.
00:48:33They're Pully's!
00:48:34Rough Lounge!
00:48:34No, no, no!
00:48:36Oh!
00:48:37Actually, guys, there's this cool bar opening tonight that I heard about.
00:48:40Should we do that?
00:48:41Really, Lizzie?
00:48:42Yeah, why not?
00:48:45Try to wonder.
00:48:46You know why?
00:48:47It's your night.
00:48:47It's your night!
00:48:48It's your night!
00:48:49Yay!
00:48:49Yay!
00:48:57One, two, one, two.
00:48:58Wow.
00:49:00All right.
00:49:01Let's get shots.
00:49:03Yeah.
00:49:05Hi.
00:49:07Lizzie?
00:49:08Oh, my God!
00:49:08Hi!
00:49:09Hi!
00:49:10This place is awesome.
00:49:11There's two, all righty!
00:49:13Hey!
00:49:14I don't want to pass you.
00:49:16We didn't know you were coming.
00:49:17Uh, well, we weren't going to, but you know what they say, man plans and God laughs, I'd say.
00:49:23Yeah, yeah.
00:49:24Um, I really wanted to apologize to you guys about the other day.
00:49:28I didn't get to, and it hasn't been sitting right.
00:49:31I honestly didn't mean to say it.
00:49:33He surprised me, and I just panicked.
00:49:35It's okay.
00:49:36We get it.
00:49:37This is cool.
00:49:37It's a super stressful thing in Elf.
00:49:39It is.
00:49:40It actually is.
00:49:40Yeah.
00:49:43I appreciate that.
00:49:44I mean, I don't know if Billy gets it.
00:49:46I tried to explain it to him, but then sort of talking about his dad leaving, and Billy
00:49:50hardly ever talks about that.
00:49:53He must really trust you.
00:49:54Really.
00:49:55He gets it.
00:49:56Trust me.
00:49:57Speaking of.
00:49:58Hey, Billy!
00:49:59Who's here?
00:50:01Oh.
00:50:02Well, hello.
00:50:04Well, hello.
00:50:06I didn't think you'd want to see me.
00:50:08Are you kidding?
00:50:08I'm delighted you came.
00:50:09I just didn't think you'd slum it all the way out here.
00:50:11What are you talking about?
00:50:12I always love to party on the, wait, where the hell are we again?
00:50:15No.
00:50:15I'm joking.
00:50:17I'm joking.
00:50:17Seriously, this place is, I mean, it's legit.
00:50:20Yeah, well, you might make some money on your investment after all.
00:50:22No, I still have faith in you to screw it up.
00:50:24Oh, fair.
00:50:25It's fair.
00:50:26I just, I gotta give it to you, okay?
00:50:28I really need your addresses, because I want to invite you all to the wedding.
00:50:32And Rosie, too.
00:50:33Wow, thank you.
00:50:34We'd love to.
00:50:35Right?
00:50:35Yeah?
00:50:35Very nice.
00:50:36Oh, yeah.
00:50:36Yeah, yeah.
00:50:37Thanks.
00:50:37So, Bachelorette, are you going to sing us a song?
00:50:41Song?
00:50:41No.
00:50:42What?
00:50:43Yes!
00:50:43Yes!
00:50:43That's a great idea.
00:50:44Are you kidding me?
00:50:45Great idea.
00:50:46Oh, I'm sorry.
00:50:47You did not plan to sing, so I guess you can.
00:50:49Suzanne, are we ready to rock?
00:50:51Oh, my God.
00:50:52Billy!
00:50:52Yes, you're doing it.
00:50:53You're doing it.
00:50:53No, really.
00:50:53It's going to be great.
00:50:54Think of it as my wedding gift for you.
00:50:56Come on.
00:50:56Don't leave me up here alone.
00:50:57No, I'm not.
00:50:58I'm just going to stay here.
00:50:59Oh, perfect.
00:50:59You know this one?
00:51:00I actually do know this song.
00:51:02You know this song?
00:51:03Yeah, but I'm not a singer.
00:51:04Okay, let's see.
00:51:07The boys of the NYPD choir are still singing.
00:51:12Oh, wow.
00:51:12Oh, wow.
00:51:13And the bells were ringing out for Christmas.
00:51:17I'm terrible.
00:51:17Come on, I need help.
00:51:18I'm just helping.
00:51:19Okay.
00:51:19Come on, we're back to the rest party.
00:51:21We're going to keep playing the streets tonight.
00:51:23Give her a round of applause.
00:51:26You don't think I know this song?
00:51:27Okay.
00:51:28You're a bum, you're a puss.
00:51:30You're an old son on jungle.
00:51:32I ain't there almost dead with a trip on that bench.
00:51:35You scumbag, you maggot.
00:51:36You're cheap and you're haggard.
00:51:38Happy Christmas, you're wrapped.
00:51:39I'd break on.
00:51:40It's our last.
00:51:41The boys of the NYPD choir are still singing.
00:51:45Go away, babe.
00:51:46And the bells were ringing out for Christmas Day.
00:51:50I'm terrible, I'm both.
00:51:56I'm more of a dancer.
00:51:57Are you good?
00:51:58I actually just figured it out.
00:51:59Okay.
00:52:00I could have been someone.
00:52:04Well, so could anyone.
00:52:07You took my dreams from me.
00:52:10When I first found you.
00:52:13I kept them with me, babe.
00:52:16I put them with my own.
00:52:20Can't make it all alone.
00:52:22I built my dreams around you.
00:52:25I was there by the CD class.
00:52:43You're singing, go away, babe.
00:52:45And the bells were ringing out for Christmas Day.
00:52:54Hey, guys.
00:52:55Guys, you're doing an amazing job.
00:52:57But if you need to buy the car.
00:53:00Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:53:05Oh, Lizzie, this is Nick.
00:53:07Nicola, this is Lizzie.
00:53:09Hey, hi.
00:53:10Nice to meet you.
00:53:11You too.
00:53:11I've heard all about you.
00:53:13Great.
00:53:16I'm sorry about...
00:53:19I'll see if I can find you some penis-shaped ice cream.
00:53:21I'll talk about it.
00:53:22Your special red.
00:53:25Oh, yeah.
00:53:26That's right.
00:53:27Um, please, that'd be great.
00:53:33A shot for the rock star.
00:53:37Okay.
00:53:40Let's do this.
00:53:41Oh, yeah.
00:53:41Cheers.
00:53:42Oh, wow, girl.
00:53:46How good.
00:53:49I'm getting married, so let's have another...
00:53:51I'm sorry.
00:54:04It was my bachelorette party.
00:54:06People get drunk on their bachelorette parties.
00:54:08You got drunk on your bachelor night.
00:54:10I'm not that drunk.
00:54:12It's not my problem.
00:54:13You don't like to lose control.
00:54:14What is that supposed to mean?
00:54:15I'm sorry.
00:54:18I'm just...
00:54:19I'm just tired.
00:54:21Okay?
00:54:32Sorry I'm late.
00:54:33We're off to a great start.
00:54:34Drinks are torn out.
00:54:35Money's blown in.
00:54:36Congratulations.
00:54:37That sounds awesome.
00:54:38Yeah.
00:54:38So it was really nice meeting your new girlfriend?
00:54:44Uh, ex, actually.
00:54:45Oh.
00:54:46She dumped me, but we're giving it another shot.
00:54:50Right.
00:54:51Well, I'm happy for you.
00:54:53And me.
00:54:54I feel much better about sleeping with you now that you're seeing somebody else, so...
00:55:00Awesome.
00:55:07Talk to me.
00:55:08What'd you think of the bar?
00:55:09Any feedback?
00:55:11No, really.
00:55:12I mean, I thought it was good.
00:55:14I mean, once you iron out the kinks, it's gonna be great.
00:55:17Oh, yeah?
00:55:18What kinks?
00:55:19Oh, I mean, the service was a little bumpy.
00:55:21Music was all over the place.
00:55:23Champagne was kind of warm.
00:55:24No, no.
00:55:24That didn't seem to stop you when you tried to get the entire bar to do the Macarena.
00:55:28Ugh.
00:55:29Relax.
00:55:30I mean, you...
00:55:30You asked.
00:55:31I was just pointing things out.
00:55:32Yeah.
00:55:32Well, maybe I shouldn't have.
00:55:34Glad you're a silent partner.
00:55:35Silence doesn't mean dumb.
00:55:38Hello?
00:55:39Hey, babe.
00:55:43At home?
00:55:44Yeah, of course.
00:55:46Why aren't you at work?
00:55:49Cycling.
00:55:50Um...
00:55:50Yeah, I...
00:55:51No, I can't hear you ringing the doorbell.
00:55:53That's so weird.
00:55:54Why don't you, uh, try ringing that again?
00:55:57Yeah, I still can't hear it ringing.
00:56:01I can't...
00:56:01I can't come down right now because I'm, um...
00:56:07Uh, because I'm in the bath.
00:56:09Yeah.
00:56:10Just soaking it up.
00:56:11Um...
00:56:13Yeah.
00:56:15No.
00:56:17You're absolutely right.
00:56:18I'm in the hotel receipt in room 532.
00:56:23Okay, bye.
00:56:24He's coming over.
00:56:25He's...
00:56:26He's coming over.
00:56:27Stop!
00:56:27What are you doing?
00:56:28What do you think I'm doing?
00:56:29You can't go!
00:56:30Okay?
00:56:30He's not gonna believe it if it just comes from me.
00:56:32Oh, right.
00:56:33Because he's gonna believe me.
00:56:34I don't know.
00:56:35Maybe.
00:56:35I mean, look.
00:56:36If you stay, it proves you've got nothing to hide, okay?
00:56:38I mean, it's so ridiculous.
00:56:39He's gotta believe us.
00:56:40Has he got a gun?
00:56:41No!
00:56:42Yes.
00:56:43But he only uses it for skeet shooting.
00:56:45Oh, skeet shooting?
00:56:46I'm fine then.
00:56:47I'm at it.
00:56:47Oh, my God, stop.
00:56:48Please don't go.
00:56:49Oh, my God, what if he shoots me?
00:56:50He's gonna shoot me.
00:56:50Well, frankly, you deserve it.
00:56:51Phone's for answering the phone.
00:56:52Ah!
00:56:53Josh!
00:56:54How the hell?
00:56:54I don't know, dude.
00:56:55Maybe I got suspicious and you'd find my phone.
00:56:57Okay, so, Josh, just stop.
00:56:59Let me explain, okay?
00:57:00It's not what you think.
00:57:01Of course it's not.
00:57:02Men and women meet secretly in hotel rooms for all sorts of things.
00:57:04I just can't think of any offhand.
00:57:06Oh, yeah, here's one.
00:57:07Banging each other senseless.
00:57:08That is quite popular.
00:57:09No, no, no.
00:57:11Okay, look.
00:57:13Billy makes me sleep.
00:57:15What?
00:57:15It's true.
00:57:16It's true.
00:57:16I can't sleep either.
00:57:17And then one night, I went for a run and she ran me over.
00:57:19No, he ran in front of me and I hit him, so I drove us to the hospital.
00:57:23That's what happened.
00:57:24She ran me over and then, anyway, that's when we found out that when we're next to each other,
00:57:28we can sleep.
00:57:28Yes, exactly.
00:57:29Which is all we do, okay?
00:57:31We get together and we sleep.
00:57:33Are you being serious right now?
00:57:38You really expect me to believe this?
00:57:40Yes!
00:57:41Oh, well, if you guys just shouted together like that in unison, then of course.
00:57:44No, it's true, Josh.
00:57:45Okay, look.
00:57:46I know I should have told you.
00:57:48I know that.
00:57:48But I didn't want you to worry, okay?
00:57:50I didn't want you to think that anything was wrong when it's not, okay?
00:57:53I was just so desperate to get some sleep so that I could wake up each day and stay focused on organizing us.
00:57:59An amazing wedding.
00:58:00I don't want to see, so you were doing it for us.
00:58:03Yes, exactly.
00:58:04I mean, I know that sounds crazy, but you can't really believe that I would want to be here, right, with that guy.
00:58:10Come on.
00:58:11Yeah, and I can assure you that I'm not at all interested in her.
00:58:17That's not to say that I can't see why she would be attractive to you.
00:58:21She just doesn't do it for me.
00:58:22Right.
00:58:22You know, she's not my type.
00:58:24Because I'm not some ditzy aerobics instructor.
00:58:26It's Zumba, and I'm not into control freaks who lose their mind when a plan changes.
00:58:30I'm not into lazy slabs who still think farting's funny.
00:58:32Farting is funny.
00:58:33Who doesn't think farting is funny?
00:58:34Okay, okay, okay, that's enough.
00:58:38I'm not saying I believe you.
00:58:40But go on, then.
00:58:42Prove it.
00:58:44Prove what?
00:58:45Prove that even though you say you don't like each other, that you make each other sleep.
00:58:49Okay, fine, we will.
00:58:50Great, go on, then.
00:58:51You good?
00:58:53Sure.
00:58:54Okay, I have a question, though.
00:58:56How are you going to know we're not pretending to be asleep?
00:58:58Let's see.
00:58:59I don't know the plan.
00:59:00It's a good point.
00:59:03Because I am going to take you both back to my friend at the sleep clinic and have you monitored.
00:59:11That's a great idea.
00:59:12What the hell is a sleep clinic?
00:59:15What the hell is a sleep clinic?
00:59:17It's actually very legit, and you're coming with us.
00:59:19No, I'm not coming.
00:59:20Yeah, you are.
00:59:21Uh, no, I'm not.
00:59:22Actually, you're coming.
00:59:23Okay, listen, you guys expect me to take the night off from my new bar at Christmas time
00:59:27so we can go to a clinic to prove that we make each other sleep?
00:59:31Yes.
00:59:32Oh, well, when you shout it together like that, then...
00:59:34I'll make some calls.
00:59:55Control freak.
00:59:56A lazy slob?
00:59:57A lazy slob?
00:59:58I know.
01:00:00I know.
01:00:00I'm sorry for all of this.
01:00:03It's fine.
01:00:04But she's never told me you'd look like that.
01:00:06Wow.
01:00:06Is he a chicken tail?
01:00:09Well, if I were any dumber, I'd think you're jealous of somebody back together with Nicola.
01:00:13Trust me, you couldn't be any dumber.
01:00:14Okay, all done.
01:00:18I've never tested two people at the same time before.
01:00:21Lizzie, you know the drill.
01:00:23Okay, good night, you two.
01:00:32Sleep well.
01:00:35What if we can't sleep?
01:00:38Josh will conclude that we've been screwing each other.
01:00:40My life is over.
01:00:42Oh, good.
01:00:44No pressure.
01:00:47We got this.
01:00:48Yeah, yeah.
01:00:50Do we?
01:00:53Turn the lights, turn the lights down low.
01:01:02Yeah, girl.
01:01:05I can feel you breathe this low.
01:01:07I mean, thank you for trying, but I think that's actually going to keep me awake.
01:01:15Just shut it down.
01:01:16Well, they're asleep.
01:01:30Don't worry.
01:01:32She'll be awake in half an hour.
01:01:33Wait.
01:01:49Wait.
01:01:49Josh.
01:02:06Josh.
01:02:07What?
01:02:07It's Christmas Eve, and I still have to drive to Cedar Rapids so I can spend the next
01:02:1124 hours arguing with my dad about whatever it was he saw on Fox News this morning.
01:02:17So...
01:02:18There's nothing here that shows any kind of abnormal activity.
01:02:32Okay, then why can't they sleep without each other?
01:02:35It's hard to say.
01:02:36Could be an outside disturbance, another person moving or snoring, for example.
01:02:40Could be an inner disturbance.
01:02:41Anxiety.
01:02:42So you're saying that they're anxious when they're not near each other?
01:02:45Possibly.
01:02:46But they're not when they are.
01:02:48Possibly.
01:02:50Can we go do my paperwork so I can go?
01:03:02Merry Christmas.
01:03:07And this stops right now.
01:03:08Hey, thank you for being so understanding.
01:03:20I feel like a huge weight has been lifted.
01:03:22Good.
01:03:23And I think the doctor might be right.
01:03:26Now that I know there's nothing scientific, I feel like I might be able to get some sleep.
01:03:32Well, let's just hope Santa doesn't wake you when he comes down and chittery.
01:03:36Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
01:03:47Let your heart be light.
01:03:55From now on, our troubles will be out of sight.
01:04:02Open this one from Uncle Sibley.
01:04:31Do it, do it, just rip it.
01:04:35Do it, rip it.
01:04:38A baseball game.
01:04:40I love it.
01:04:41Uncle Billy, can we play it now?
01:04:43Um, maybe later, kiddo.
01:04:46I'm a little tired.
01:04:47No, Chris, you know, Chris, you don't understand.
01:04:52He thought I was sleeping, but I was totally faking it.
01:04:55And when he asked me how it was this morning, I told him it was filthy.
01:04:58Well, maybe it's time to think about calling it off.
01:05:00You still have a week to go.
01:05:01Are you insane?
01:05:02I'm calling you to talk me off the ledge, not push me off of it.
01:05:05I'm just saying that I saw you and Billy singing up there at the bar.
01:05:08Chrissy!
01:05:09Josh and I are two peas in the pod.
01:05:11You said that.
01:05:11Yeah, but maybe those two peas should just be friends.
01:05:14I mean, maybe those two peas shouldn't be living in the same pea pod with each other for the rest of their pea lives.
01:05:18Besides, Josh will be fine.
01:05:19He's like a super hot surgeon with amazing taste in flowers.
01:05:22And I know that I'm gay, but I would totally, you know.
01:05:25Well, I wouldn't totally because, like, he's your fiancé.
01:05:27Okay, yeah, I get it.
01:05:28These are just normal wedding jitters.
01:05:30Okay, I'm just going to trust my thought process when I was sleeping properly and excited about getting married.
01:05:34Not now, when I'm so tired I can barely stand.
01:05:37So, please, just help me get through these next six days.
01:05:41Of course.
01:05:42I got you.
01:05:42You're my ride or die.
01:05:44I love you because I am a wreck right now.
01:05:46Well, we all know we care for that.
01:05:48We do?
01:05:49Sure.
01:05:50It's a concealer.
01:05:52Okay.
01:05:53Bye.
01:06:00Sorry.
01:06:02Hi.
01:06:03Hi.
01:06:03Hi.
01:06:07Yo, how's it going?
01:06:09Well, I'm trying to be happy that he's here, but even though he's here, he's not really here.
01:06:18Yo, Billy.
01:06:20What's going on, man?
01:06:21Oh, uh, no, no, I'm just, uh, just trying to make a decision about something.
01:06:26Mm, okay.
01:06:28You know what?
01:06:30Toss a coin.
01:06:31If you think it's going the wrong way, then you know what you really want.
01:06:35That makes no sense.
01:06:37It makes sense in my head, but I'll toss it.
01:06:40Okay.
01:06:40You don't call it?
01:06:41Yeah.
01:06:42Heads.
01:06:44Tails.
01:06:45No.
01:06:45Hey, at least you know.
01:06:47So what was the question?
01:06:49Whether or not to break it off of Nicola, I'd tell Lizzie a manly lover.
01:06:55You want a drink?
01:06:56Let me make you a drink real quick.
01:06:57Thanks for coming.
01:07:01No problem.
01:07:02Sorry I had to wait so long.
01:07:04So we've almost made it.
01:07:07Wedding is tomorrow.
01:07:09Yeah.
01:07:09Oh, wow.
01:07:11Bottle top openers.
01:07:14Classy touch.
01:07:15Listen, jerk.
01:07:16You know how many beers I had to drink for that?
01:07:21Um, I, okay, so I wanted you to have something.
01:07:24I bought it for you earlier, but just close your eyes.
01:07:28Okay.
01:07:28Really?
01:07:29Yeah.
01:07:33Wrapped it myself in the bag, so.
01:07:34Really?
01:07:36Okay.
01:07:36Should I open?
01:07:37Yeah.
01:07:37Do you want to see it?
01:07:39Huh?
01:07:44It's a throw pillow.
01:07:45You can never have too many, right?
01:07:46Yeah, exactly.
01:07:47Rosie took it.
01:07:48It's stupid.
01:07:50That's awesome.
01:07:54So.
01:07:54So, listen.
01:07:55Oh, sorry.
01:07:56No, please.
01:07:57You go.
01:07:57No, no, no.
01:07:58You, you go first.
01:07:59Okay.
01:08:05So, I've been thinking about us.
01:08:07And, and Josh still wants everybody to come to the wedding, but we'd rather you pay off
01:08:14the loan as soon as possible.
01:08:17Oh.
01:08:17And he would prefer it if you and I were not business partners.
01:08:24Yeah, that makes sense.
01:08:25Um, I'll, I'll see what I can do with the-
01:08:29Yeah, that, I really appreciate it.
01:08:34So, your turn.
01:08:35You wanted to say something?
01:08:42It doesn't matter.
01:08:44It's, um, it was stupid.
01:08:46You sure?
01:08:47Yeah.
01:08:48No, I'm totally, I'm totally sure.
01:08:49So, yeah.
01:08:49It feels like-
01:08:50Sure.
01:08:51That God's take this, yeah?
01:08:52Yeah.
01:08:53Okay.
01:08:53Hey, uh, just one more thing.
01:09:00I was thinking about your dad leaving, and that wasn't your fault.
01:09:05You know that, right?
01:09:07Yeah.
01:09:09No, really.
01:09:10It wasn't Billy.
01:09:12He may have screwed up, but you're not like him.
01:09:15You're an amazing guy.
01:09:17And unlike him, I bet you'd be an incredible dad.
01:09:23Uh, yeah, I, I'm gonna get back to work.
01:09:30Yeah.
01:09:32Um.
01:09:35All right.
01:09:36Take care of that pillow.
01:09:38Don't drool on that.
01:09:40You dick.
01:09:44Bye.
01:09:51Billy.
01:09:52Okay.
01:09:52Oh, whoopsie.
01:09:54Who's next?
01:09:55Billy.
01:09:56Come on, who wants some shots?
01:09:57Do your team tomorrow night.
01:09:58You want one?
01:09:59Yeah, I do.
01:10:00Woo!
01:10:01Oh, man.
01:10:03Okay.
01:10:04I can do that better.
01:10:05Watch this.
01:10:06Woo!
01:10:09Andy?
01:10:10We ain't helping.
01:10:11Those go on the upstairs balcony.
01:10:23Okay.
01:10:23Okay.
01:10:23Lizzie.
01:10:24Okay.
01:10:25Lizzie?
01:10:26Here.
01:10:27Here.
01:10:31Lizzie?
01:10:34Here.
01:10:35Okay.
01:10:36Let's go over the plan, shall we?
01:10:38Shower now.
01:10:39Hair starts at 10.
01:10:40Makeup at 11.
01:10:40Dress on at 12.
01:10:41And pictures at 12.30.
01:10:45Sounds good.
01:10:46Okay.
01:10:46We're doing it.
01:10:47We're doing it.
01:10:47We're doing it.
01:10:47We're doing it.
01:10:48We're doing it.
01:10:49We're doing it.
01:10:49We're doing it.
01:10:50We're doing it.
01:10:50We're doing it.
01:10:51We're doing it.
01:10:51We're doing it.
01:10:52We're doing it.
01:10:52We're doing it.
01:10:53We're doing it.
01:10:53We're doing it.
01:10:54We're doing it.
01:10:55We're doing it.
01:10:56We're doing it.
01:10:57We're doing it.
01:10:58We're doing it.
01:10:59We're doing it.
01:11:00We're doing it.
01:11:01We're doing it.
01:11:02We're doing it.
01:11:03We're doing it.
01:11:04We're doing it.
01:11:06We're doing it.
01:11:07We're doing it.
01:11:08We're doing it.
01:11:09We're doing it.
01:11:10We're doing it.
01:11:11Oh, what are you doing?
01:11:28Hey, where'd you come from?
01:11:30I slept on the floor after we carried you home last night.
01:11:33I thought I'd keep Andy company in case you try to fight anyone again.
01:11:37Oh.
01:11:38Uh, what are you doing?
01:11:39Uh, I'm cleaning up my act.
01:11:42Right. Very literal.
01:11:45Are you sure you need to pour it all away?
01:11:47No. Good point.
01:11:49Here, um, take it.
01:11:52Uh, thank you.
01:11:55I'm sorry. You trusted me, you left your job, and I let you down.
01:11:58I won't do it again.
01:11:59It's okay. That's what friends are for.
01:12:03Look, there's, uh, there's something I need to do.
01:12:06So just take everything I got, especially the tequila.
01:12:09In the bucket.
01:12:10I heard that.
01:12:21Dad.
01:12:22Hey, it's, uh, it's Billy.
01:12:30I know, I know. It's, uh...
01:12:35Yeah.
01:12:37It's nice to hear your voice.
01:12:38Where's my princess?
01:12:48Dad?
01:12:50Lizzie?
01:12:52Oh!
01:12:52I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm late.
01:12:56Look at you.
01:12:58Oh, short story long.
01:13:00A guy got sick in Dubai.
01:13:01I had to take his route to Paris.
01:13:02I missed my connection on Amsterdam.
01:13:03It's okay.
01:13:04It's so good to see you.
01:13:07Babe, have you showered yet?
01:13:08Yeah, I hit the hot spots.
01:13:11Knock, knock!
01:13:12Uncle Billy!
01:13:14Yay!
01:13:15Hey, are we going to this wedding or what?
01:13:18Sure.
01:13:18Great.
01:13:19But first, Gemma, I'm sorry for being grumpy on Christmas Day.
01:13:22It's okay.
01:13:24Rosie, I'm sorry for being grumpy on Christmas Day.
01:13:27It's okay.
01:13:28You can bring your baseball game.
01:13:29We'll play it in the car.
01:13:30All right?
01:13:31Okay.
01:13:31Andy, thanks for being such a good friend.
01:13:37It's all good, Don.
01:13:39Great.
01:13:39Now, do you have a suit I can borrow?
01:13:42I know it.
01:13:43I knew this one.
01:13:43You needed something, didn't you?
01:13:45Yeah.
01:13:45Oh, man.
01:14:07Nice.
01:14:10You okay?
01:14:11Yeah, yeah.
01:14:12I just think my hangover's finally kicking in.
01:14:15Hey.
01:14:16Hey.
01:14:17You're the guys from the, the, the, Lizzie's Friends.
01:14:20It's you guys.
01:14:22Is that Santa?
01:14:23Oh, okay.
01:14:24You're Santa, not you.
01:14:25No.
01:14:26Santa would do that.
01:14:27It is you.
01:14:29Santa!
01:14:32I'm so sorry.
01:14:33I completely forgot.
01:14:35Do not tell Josh.
01:14:36Oh, my man.
01:14:37I'm sorry.
01:14:46I can't do this.
01:14:47I'm sorry.
01:14:47I can't do this.
01:14:48You stay.
01:14:48I gotta go.
01:14:49Where are you going?
01:14:49I gotta go home.
01:14:50Yeah.
01:14:51Are you crazy?
01:14:52Yeah, go far.
01:14:53So, then the turbulence gets even worse, and the passengers are freaking out.
01:15:00I mean, screaming, crying, throwing up.
01:15:02I think, I gotta calm them down.
01:15:03I know.
01:15:04I'll tell them a joke.
01:15:05So, I get on the intercom, and I go, ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
01:15:10A man goes to a zoo.
01:15:12The zoo is so bad that it only has one dog.
01:15:15Know what kind it was?
01:15:18Lizzie, what kind do you think it was?
01:15:22What was?
01:15:23The dog.
01:15:26What dog?
01:15:29Oh, we're here.
01:15:31Let's get you hitched.
01:15:33Okay.
01:15:34Lizzie, you look wonderful.
01:15:49You ready for this?
01:15:58Excellent.
01:15:58Okay, let's go.
01:16:34Now, before we begin, it is my obligation to ask if there is anyone present who knows
01:16:51of any legal reason why these two should not be wed in holy matrimony.
01:17:01Okay, let's begin.
01:17:04Joshua George Wright.
01:17:06Do you give yourself to Elizabeth Jasmine Sky Hennel to be her husband, to love her, care
01:17:12for her, honor and protect her as long as you both shall live?
01:17:17I do.
01:17:19Elizabeth Jasmine Sky Hennel, do you give yourself to Joshua George Wright to be his wife, to love
01:17:27him, care for him, honor and protect him as long as you both shall live?
01:17:31Lizzie?
01:17:33Lizzie?
01:17:34Lizzie?
01:17:35Lizzie?
01:17:36Lizzie?
01:17:36Lizzie?
01:17:37Lizzie?
01:17:38Lizzie?
01:17:39Lizzie?
01:17:40Lizzie?
01:17:41Lizzie?
01:17:42Lizzie?
01:17:43Uh, uh, Lizzie?
01:17:51Lizzie?
01:17:52Lizzie?
01:17:55Lizzie?
01:17:57Lizzie?
01:17:59Lizzie?
01:18:01Oh, wow, did I just...
01:18:05Yeah, I did.
01:18:07Uh, sorry.
01:18:09I just haven't been sleeping well.
01:18:11Overexcited, I guess.
01:18:12Please, continue.
01:18:15Elizabeth Jasmine Sky Hennell, do you give yourself...
01:18:19Hold on.
01:18:20What do you mean, you haven't been sleeping well?
01:18:22I thought you'd been sleeping fine.
01:18:24You said it was velvety.
01:18:25Josh, please, not now.
01:18:28Not now?
01:18:29You just nodded off in the middle of our vows.
01:18:33Lizzie?
01:18:35Have you been faking it?
01:18:36No!
01:18:38No.
01:18:41Well, maybe.
01:18:42Yes.
01:18:47I'm so sorry, Josh.
01:18:49I really...
01:18:50I wanted to tell you.
01:18:54Oh, God, I should have told you.
01:18:56Okay, and what else haven't you been telling me?
01:18:58I mean, this may not be the right time to ask this, or maybe this is exactly the right time to ask this.
01:19:03Do you love me?
01:19:07Do you really love me and want to marry me?
01:19:10Josh, honey, that's enough.
01:19:12No, Mom.
01:19:14This isn't just about today.
01:19:15This is about the rest of our lives.
01:19:19Lizzie, I love you more than anything in the world, and I want to be with you forever.
01:19:22But if you're not sure about wanting to be with me, then I think I deserve to know the truth.
01:19:29It's okay.
01:19:30It's okay.
01:19:36I...
01:19:37I don't know, Josh.
01:19:40I really thought I did.
01:19:50But then this whole sleeping thing happened, and...
01:19:55I guess the honest answer is no.
01:20:00No.
01:20:00I'm so sorry.
01:20:03This is not your fault.
01:20:05You did nothing wrong.
01:20:06You're amazing.
01:20:08You're so amazing.
01:20:10Okay.
01:20:15This wasn't really the plan, huh?
01:20:20No, it really wasn't.
01:20:24I'm sorry.
01:20:30No, no, no, no.
01:20:32No, I can't.
01:20:33I just...
01:20:34It's okay.
01:20:35It's stuck.
01:20:37Yeah, I can't get it off.
01:20:39Then give it to me later.
01:20:41I'm sorry.
01:20:47Chrissy, you were right.
01:20:50However much it hurt, it's so much better that Emily called off the wedding before you found out she wanted to do something else with her life.
01:20:57Yeah.
01:20:57Like, have sex with men.
01:21:01What?
01:21:02Yeah, she's dating some farmer named Brian.
01:21:06Really?
01:21:07Wow.
01:21:08I did not see that coming.
01:21:10I mean, are you sure?
01:21:11Because I feel like you're getting a little distracted.
01:21:16You're right.
01:21:17Yeah.
01:21:18I'm so sorry for the wasted trip, Dad.
01:21:20Oh, honey.
01:21:22And the dog owes a Shih Tzu.
01:21:26Yes, it was.
01:21:27I really wish I'd left you in jail.
01:21:37You gotta get it.
01:21:45I'm sorry.
01:21:47It's okay.
01:21:47Where'd he go?
01:21:59Home, I think.
01:22:00Wish me luck.
01:22:05It must really hurt to run in those shoes.
01:22:08It's such a British car.
01:22:30It's okay.
01:22:31Wish me a wonder.
01:22:32Wish me a wonder.
01:22:37Wish me to sleep.
01:22:43Don't I know I'm here when I speak.
01:22:47There's nothing I've got when I die that I keep.
01:22:52It's amazing.
01:22:53Switch me up.
01:23:11you don't believe.
01:23:12I'm high.
01:23:18To me.
01:23:28Seriously?
01:23:29Oh, my God.
01:23:33Ow!
01:23:34Oh, my God, are you okay?
01:23:35Can you stop running me over?
01:23:38I can't.
01:23:41I'm sorry.
01:23:42I'm so sorry.
01:23:48I'm so sorry.
01:24:18Good night, Mr. Wilkerson.
01:24:25Good night, Mr. Wilkerson.
01:24:27I love you.
01:24:28I love you, too.
01:24:40Ow!
01:24:42Ow!
01:24:44Not it.
01:24:46Not it.
01:24:48Little bit of naughty, little bit of nice.
01:24:55Got a lot of sugar, got a lot of spice.
01:24:57Check that list twice.
01:25:00Show up in a hoodie, good enough for me.
01:25:02Think I'm up in goodies underneath a tree.
01:25:05Stay up all night.
01:25:08Ha, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
01:25:10Ah, how you know?
01:25:12Ha, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
01:25:13Oh yeah, let's go!
01:25:19You can watch every game.
01:25:19You want to hopefully leave for me.
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