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00:00no way welcome to the menu that's why we broke up a blind date where the questions
00:06get harder and harder what do I do that turns you on the most it says hug each
00:14other nose to nose isn't that basically kissing and at the end they have to
00:19decide whether they share the thousand dollars or steal the money and run rank
00:24me out of ten zero out of ten out of all your sexual partners I'm I would say I
00:28would say what up YouTube what's going on guys before we start the video make sure
00:33to like share and subscribe put on those post notifications because we are giving
00:37away two lucky winners 50 buckaroonies that's right so I hope you guys win and
00:43now your waiter hunter March ladies and gentlemen welcome to the menu this
00:49restaurant has three courses each of them progressively more delicious
00:54tantalizing and terrifying than the last for each course there will be multiple
00:58questions and challenges to see if our daters can win up to $1,000 I think it's
01:03time to meet our daters
01:04wow thank you thank you kind sir of course of course oh this is like real now no this
01:14is weird it's just kind of weird welcome to the menu this is the kind of now exes
01:21show as well Nessa Crawford how we feel I'm feeling great this is so weird this is the first video we've done
01:27yeah we haven't done a video yet since we broke up why haven't you done a video before this
01:31honestly I don't know I don't think we were mentally in the headspace to be doing videos together and David gets a lot of views so yeah let's go ahead and actually meet our chef
01:42chef
01:43yeah he's kinda cute I ain't gonna lie
01:45sorry thank you guys so much for coming
01:47uh we just opened this place up the menu thank you guys so much uh for uh doing
01:51this I know this is your first time filming since you guys broke up yikes
01:57yikes
01:58well you know them very well right these customers
02:01yeah I wanna say that I you guys are together for one reason or another me because of me
02:07like maybe like a percentage
02:09no not at all
02:10maybe like I'll give you one percent
02:11well I remember when it first started happening you went to me like dude I don't know should I do this
02:15and then you went dude I don't know should I do this and I was in the middle going
02:19yes
02:20turns out you were wrong
02:22yes
02:23turns out maybe we should have done it
02:26uh well David will be uh your chef for the evening
02:29and he's got some delicious appetizers cooked up
02:31let's go David head back to the kitchen
02:33where real men deserve to be
02:35yeah I don't know what he said
02:36I don't know what he said
02:37let's start with your first course
02:38okay
02:38it is
02:39wow
02:40the appetizer
02:41it's a good thing I'm hungry
02:42looks so yummy
02:43looks delicious
02:44so how it works you guys will pull one at a time taking turns but you'll both answer or do whatever is on the card
02:50if you do again you earn the money appetizers are worth $25
02:54$25
02:55bon appetit
02:56okay
02:58perform a song as if you are Neza
03:02oh god bro
03:04dude what the f*** bro
03:06what
03:07no
03:08do you even know one of her songs
03:10corazon frio
03:11Dorito
03:12the
03:13I don't know the words
03:15it's in Spanish in my defense
03:16it's kind of hard but music's in Spanish so to be fair
03:18but she's a great performer I can't be busting a move like that
03:21is that a pass or that's probably not a pass
03:23you want me to get out here and shake some ass I don't know if I'm doing all that
03:26now while you get the camera ready like wait shake an ass
03:29now hey Bono get out of here bro
03:30it's gotta be a music video
03:32yeah
03:32oh man
03:33we'll count it that's $25
03:34are you sure?
03:35I don't even think I would count it but I'll take $25
03:37thank you amazing performance thank you
03:40what is something you miss about me?
03:45okay
03:46um
03:47there's nothing?
03:50I weirdly miss watching you stream
03:54you can still watch it
03:55no
03:56I like live
03:57I weirdly miss being in the room
03:59because you're quite funny and I think just how sweet you are
04:03you truly probably have been one of the sweetest boyfriends I've had for sure
04:10because we were friends first so I just feel like I miss hanging out
04:12we get along very well
04:13yeah
04:14so I feel like we're always laughing always cracking jokes
04:16always like I think she thinks I'm funnier than I actually am
04:19because she laughs a lot when I'm telling jokes
04:20he's funny
04:21I don't know if I'm that funny but
04:22you are funny
04:23and Loki
04:24oh and your dog
04:25she kidnapped our dog
04:26no I didn't kidnap him
04:27I don't even have joint custody or nothing
04:28no because he's my dog
04:29but you are welcome to babysit him anytime you want
04:32I'm taking you to court
04:33I need joint custody
04:34I'm taking you to court
04:36I need my son
04:37I need to see my son
04:38that's so crazy
04:39so sorry to interrupt
04:40I was kind of not in the room when we set up this meal
04:43these are insane opening questions
04:46no
04:47what
04:48we're starting hot
04:49oh my god
04:50so I'm just letting you know
04:51hey I gotta have
04:52I'm sweating
04:53thank you
04:54yeah there's I mean there's some bangers in there still
04:56but
04:57I don't know what happened
04:58hey uh sorry
04:59whoa
05:00he wipes his hands up
05:02hey chef
05:03I would say compliments to the chef
05:04but what happened
05:06actually I was um
05:07taking a big fat shit
05:09so I had my sous chefs
05:11oh he's blaming
05:12Jillian D and Grace Cargayan
05:14fun fact I'm sleeping with one of them
05:16um
05:17fun fact I'm sleeping with the other two
05:19what
05:20what
05:21what
05:26what
05:27it says hug each other
05:29nose to nose
05:30dude
05:31what is
05:33who hugs each other nose to nose
05:34I've never
05:35I don't even know what that would look like
05:36what does that even mean
05:37isn't that basically kissing
05:38oh hey I heard you guys are having a little bit of confusion
05:40oh yeah
05:41one of the cards
05:42which one is it
05:43um hug notes to nose
05:44oh that's
05:45yes everyone does that
05:46this is how you doing
05:47how's it going buddy
05:48how you doing
05:49how are you
05:50just hanging out
05:51oh
05:52oh my god
05:53hey if your cousin's doing it
05:54okay
05:55let's do it
05:56what's up
05:57what's up
05:58okay wait
05:59hold on I gotta like
06:00I gotta like
06:01what's up
06:02I gotta like
06:03I gotta like get into it
06:04okay ready
06:05it's like
06:06it's like hey
06:07okay wait
06:08I'm gonna act like we just walked in
06:09oh hi how are you
06:10oh what's up
06:11oh how are you
06:12hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on okay ready
06:18you guys gotta touch those nose
06:19okay ready
06:20okay let's do it
06:21let's do it ready
06:22ready
06:23this is
06:24okay yeah
06:25that was great
06:26thank you
06:27thank you
06:28thank you
06:29um
06:30dude
06:31let's keep it going
06:32it
06:33okay smell each other's breath
06:43dude
06:44all right
06:46ready
06:47you go ahead
06:48okay
06:49smells great
06:51does it smell like tequila
06:52smells a little bit like tequila
06:53I think I might be drunk now
06:55okay
06:56all right
06:57you ready go
06:58all right
06:59okay
07:00just smells
07:01white cloth
07:02it smells like white cloth
07:03out of all the dates we've been on together
07:05um
07:06this is the most interesting for sure
07:07this is probably the most interesting
07:08oh
07:09hello
07:10a lot of the restaurant is complaining that you guys keep getting up and going face to face with each other
07:14oh okay sorry
07:15so if we could just maybe
07:16we're so sorry
07:17yeah we're so sorry
07:18tone it back a little bit but uh how are the appetizers so far
07:21interesting
07:22to be honest I don't think I'm really hungry anymore
07:23we'll just get the check
07:24yeah we'll just get the check
07:25we'll get the check
07:26yeah
07:27unfortunately you guys ordered the chef's
07:29special
07:30the chef's full course
07:31yeah
07:32yeah great
07:33o makase
07:34okay
07:35good luck
07:36all right
07:37Neza pretend like you're Crawford streaming
07:39oh my god I've been waiting my entire life
07:42no she's gonna kill this
07:43freaking moment right here
07:45all right what up chat
07:46um
07:47Cassandra thank you for the five gifted subs
07:50Nicole thank you for the five gifted
07:52let's go
07:53let's freaking go
07:55uh
07:56I'm gonna spend the next uh
07:58two hours playing the same Drake song over and over and over again
08:02I don't play the same Drake song over and over again
08:04okay
08:05I play an assortment of Drake songs over and over again
08:08well there's a lot of Drake being played on the stream so that's pretty good
08:11hold each other's hands and tell each other something nice you've never told them
08:15that's hard because we worked together for a long time so I don't know what I haven't told you
08:21um I spoke to the chef
08:23just a short note
08:24yes
08:25a super short guy
08:26so yes
08:27he keeps saying we're the same height
08:29no it's very clear that he's not right
08:32no I spoke to the chef and he was like
08:34ooh
08:35I was inky
08:36he said what if it's not something that maybe you guys haven't told each other but maybe it's something that the world doesn't know about you guys like is there something that you just like from your relationship from the breakup that just the world doesn't know it doesn't have to be anything massive could just be whatever but good luck
08:56something that the world doesn't know is that we actually broke up the day before Thanksgiving
09:03and we were literally in back home with her family and my family so we had to like go through all of Thanksgiving
09:09we had to be basically pretended through we had to basically stay a couple for one more day
09:14we didn't want to ruin the festivities
09:17so we drove to the bay and had to pretend that we were together for both of our families and it was
09:23they probably
09:24they don't even know that
09:25they don't know that
09:26I never told them that
09:27they don't know that either my parents don't know that either
09:28hi guys
09:29so hey guys
09:30yeah we were not together at Thanksgiving last year
09:33did you guys hook up at Thanksgiving?
09:34no
09:36oh so that's a yes Neza?
09:38no we didn't
09:39no we did not
09:40on black friday?
09:41no we did not
09:43how many type of stuffings did you get?
09:45okay David
09:46okay
09:47hey yo
09:48hey
09:49doesn't the little tiny chef always take it too far?
09:50yeah
09:51the little tiny cute little tiny chef
09:53I'm not leaving any of this in
09:55Mondo make sure to cut this out
09:56Mondo I'll pay you extra to leave it in bro
09:58Mondo don't you dare
10:00what's a lesson you've learned from a past relationship?
10:04I'm more picky with who I let into my life
10:08what are you saying about me?
10:09no no no I mean like our relationship was great
10:12like I'm saying I'm very picky about who I let in
10:14nothing but good people so yeah
10:17I think I've just learned to just like take my time
10:19oh I feel like for me in all my relationships
10:22I think I do so much for the other person to the point where I'm not
10:25I kind of lose myself
10:27so I think in all three of my relationships I've like
10:30because you know I want whoever I'm with to be happy
10:32but I think I overdo it to the point where it's like maybe become a person I'm not
10:35yeah
10:36because that's what you know they want me to be
10:38so I've learned don't do that
10:39yeah
10:40are we done?
10:41yes
10:42okay
10:43I'm gonna go get you guys your entrees and I'll be right back
10:45thank you so much
10:46yeah
10:47Crawford and Neza
10:48yeah
10:49thank you
10:50I present to you
10:51your entree
10:52looks good
10:53do you have any questions?
10:54what?
10:57dude
10:58wait is there a dessert?
10:59does that get worse?
11:00there's a dessert and then there's an after dessert
11:02and then there's the holy shit you're kidding there's more
11:06slow dance with each other for 20 seconds
11:08alright let's do it
11:09do we get music?
11:10yeah
11:11corazon frio
11:12torrito
11:14how are we
11:15I don't know
11:16I don't
11:17okay
11:20okay
11:21alright wait are we doing one of these?
11:23wait we're doing
11:24what are we doing?
11:25I don't know
11:26what are we doing?
11:27okay ready?
11:28what's up?
11:29what's up?
11:30how you doing?
11:31been a minute
11:32I don't think we've ever slow danced ever
11:33no no we dance
11:34where?
11:35fair now
11:37okay is that
11:38dude that's gotta be long enough
11:39that's like three minutes
11:40alright here we go
11:42describe what our first kiss was like
11:45okay you can
11:46I'll just chime in
11:47I'll just chime in
11:48you can go
11:49uh it was a good time
11:51I don't know what do you want to describe it like?
11:53who kissed who?
11:54like step by step
11:55what do you want to describe it?
11:56yeah like who kissed who?
11:57how was it?
11:58tell the story you know
11:59I was driving him home from a friend's
12:02yeah
12:03because it was on my way home
12:05and she had to make sure I got to my room
12:06yeah
12:07no no no no
12:08no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no we didn't get out of the car
12:12no no no no no no
12:13I remember not thinking it was gonna happen
12:15it was one of those like awkward long goodbyes
12:18where like is it gonna happen?
12:20are you gonna do it?
12:21am I gonna do it?
12:22and I honestly could not tell you who leaned in first
12:24do not remember unless you remember
12:26oh well there you go
12:28did you think it was gonna happen Crawford?
12:30oh I knew it was gonna happen
12:31oh
12:34call your best friend and tell them that you and Crawford hooked up
12:40hello
12:41hi
12:42hi
12:43what are you doing?
12:44you know just have to tell you something that happened
12:50what?
12:51okay
12:52uh so
12:54and I
12:55uh
12:56had quite the little tiff two days ago
12:58okay
12:59and we
13:00parted ways
13:02you broke up
13:03yeah
13:04you guys broke up
13:05yeah
13:06I'm gonna throw up
13:07okay
13:08but
13:09then
13:10me being
13:11you know
13:12just in the
13:13in the feels
13:14um
13:15I
13:16hooked up with Crawford
13:18I'm gonna throw up again
13:20okay
13:21when?
13:22today?
13:23yeah
13:24okay I'm sweating
13:25alright
13:26what?
13:27I've heard that he has a tiny bit smaller
13:29um
13:30well you know
13:31I just
13:32Crawford's
13:33you know
13:34down there
13:35it was just
13:36it's a lot smaller than I remember
13:37first of all
13:38you're fucking with me right now
13:40because you paused to say something
13:43hey what's up
13:44don't do stuff like Crawford
13:47I'm
13:49unstable
13:50yo
13:51hey I'm sorry about her
13:52yeah
13:53that was messed up
13:54she full on believed it
13:55yeah she
13:56blocked
13:57see how confused she was about the small penis thing she was like no way
13:59yeah she was like no
14:00wait hold up
14:01wait
14:02on giant cock Crawford
14:04the king cock himself
14:06yo
14:07um
14:08that was a crazy conversation
14:09poor Emory
14:10poor Emory
14:11moan each other's name for five seconds
14:13I
14:14listen I'm not about to do that
14:15I'm sorry
14:16I'm not about to do that
14:17what
14:18as much as I'd like 50 bucks
14:19can you give an example with David
14:21with David's name
14:22I'd have to be looking down at his little ass
14:24hello I see here
14:26yeah the first thing
14:28I'm not that
14:31moan I'm not gonna
14:32do that alright
14:33yeah
14:34the first thing I would do though
14:35if I were gonna moan your name
14:36is I'd probably pinch you by your little cheekies
14:38yeah
14:39and I'd separate your mouth
14:40and I'd spit right down that
14:41gullet
14:42call you my dirty little girl
14:43yeah you know like that huh
14:44huh
14:45yo
14:46yo
14:47and then what I would do is
14:48holy shit
14:49I'd fucking
14:51shut up
14:53if you guys like that
14:54check out blown away on Netflix
14:58do you regret dating within the same friend group
15:01um
15:03no
15:04but only because
15:06of how
15:07we turned out
15:08yeah
15:09this is a very rare
15:11rare
15:12and like I honestly when people ask how we're doing this
15:15I don't know
15:17I think just time
15:18maybe some trouble wanting to
15:20it was a little rocky for me
15:21um
15:22yeah it was
15:23for yeah
15:24the first two months of our breakup was
15:25yeah
15:26rocky
15:27I don't regret it
15:28I think I would have regretted it
15:29if it affected the friend group
15:31yeah I mean I don't like regret it
15:33like I don't think like
15:34you know obviously it wasn't all bad
15:36like we weren't
15:37it didn't like you know
15:38so it didn't work out
15:39but there was a lot of really good times
15:40and like you said we're cool now
15:41we're sitting across from the table
15:42on a date
15:43on a date
15:44clearly
15:45clearly
15:46yeah we're good
15:47yeah
15:48so yeah answer it
15:49my answer is no
15:50I'm so full
15:51I'm just gonna throw up
15:52alright what makes me different from anyone else that you've dated
15:55I think I think hands down you've been the sweetest
15:57for sure
15:58hands down
15:59you have been the sweetest boyfriend I've had
16:02I don't think we ever yelled at each other
16:04we barely fought
16:06like I think we didn't start fighting until like the end of our relationship
16:09when I think of you I think of
16:11oh yeah Crawford was the sweet boyfriend
16:13yeah
16:14yeah
16:15I think I just got along really well with you
16:18yeah
16:19like I think we were just
16:20yeah
16:21it was always fun like
16:22minus obviously towards the end when we were arguing
16:23but
16:24yeah
16:25like it was just always a good time
16:26like I never was like bored of you
16:27I never was like
16:28you know every time we'd go do something
16:29like
16:30we dated during COVID
16:31and it was like
16:32you couldn't do anything
16:33so we were just like hanging out one on one a lot
16:34yeah
16:35and uh
16:36it was just always a really good time
16:37yeah that was a big thing
16:38yeah
16:39I was never bored with you that was for sure
16:40yeah
16:41did you enjoy the entrees?
16:43uh yeah
16:44they were pretty good
16:45yeah you know
16:46I don't even remember what happened I blacked out
16:47truly
16:48could not tell you what we just did
16:49wow
16:50do you wanna do them all over again?
16:52no
16:53yeah
16:54no
16:55I'll be right back with your dessert
16:56boy this whole candle is literally
16:59wait
17:00wait why is this whole thing a diagonal
17:03where did you get these?
17:05does that one sound like that too?
17:06that is so funny
17:07maybe get the nicer shade that doesn't just fall off
17:09okay
17:10hello
17:12we don't
17:13we're good
17:14what did you do to my candles?
17:19what position are they supposed to be in?
17:21straight up and down
17:22they're a little you know
17:25ah
17:26anyway
17:27yeah
17:28Crawford and Neza
17:29yes
17:30I present you with your dessert
17:31thank you so much
17:32100 bucks each
17:33yeah so each of these desserts is worth a hundred dollars
17:36let's go
17:37so far you've earned $375 which means
17:39if you answer all of these you would be well over a thousand dollars
17:43which again you can choose how you split
17:46but for now go ahead and answer the questions
17:50alright dessert
17:52I love dessert
17:53I have a feeling I'm not gonna
17:54like this one
17:55what?
17:56okay
17:57she sounds a little excited about this one
17:59no I didn't
18:00I don't know what it is
18:01I don't feel like I have a good one
18:02um fake laugh until the other person laughs
18:05I'll actually explain this one a little bit
18:07this is uh one of our specials
18:08okay
18:09oh my god
18:10so how it works is like
18:11you'll do a fake laugh like a
18:13ha ha or whatever you wanna do
18:15okay
18:16but if he does it once
18:17you have to do it twice
18:18and then you have to do it three times
18:19and then you have to do it four times
18:20so it's like
18:21ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
18:24first one to actually laugh loses
18:26okay
18:27I laugh pretty easy
18:28I'm gonna freaking lose this so fast
18:29I'm gonna laugh right away
18:30okay hold on
18:31I'm gonna
18:32who comes up with this?
18:33this is gonna last like two seconds
18:34okay ready?
18:35ha ha
18:36ha ha
18:37ha ha ha ha ha
18:39uh-huh
18:40uh-huh
18:41uh-huh
18:42uh-huh
18:43uh-huh
18:44uh-huh
18:45bro I can't do this shit bro
18:46this is the stupidest shit I've ever done
18:48oh
18:49that's a good game
18:51I like this one
18:53if you like that one
18:54pull the next card
18:56read it read it now
18:57what does it say?
18:58read it out loud
18:59just pull it and read it
19:00you're gonna love it
19:01it's kinda the same
19:02ha ha ha ha
19:05rank me out of ten
19:07zero out of ten
19:08out of all your sexual partners
19:10ha ha ha
19:11based on the phone call with Annemarie
19:12I'm getting ranked pretty low
19:13ha ha ha ha
19:14I would
19:15I would
19:16I would
19:17I would
19:18I don't know if I wanna say
19:19I don't wanna know
19:20I don't know if I wanna do this one
19:21cause I also
19:22I also don't wanna know
19:23like the
19:24the other side of it either
19:25oh my god
19:26if you wanna do it
19:27I don't know if I
19:29I don't
19:30I don't know
19:31I don't know
19:32but I'm also really curious
19:33I hate
19:34I hate this
19:35I feel like
19:36so my love language
19:37my number one love language
19:38my love language
19:39my number one love language
19:40is
19:41physical touch
19:42so I feel like
19:43I always go for
19:45I always end up dating people
19:47who are like
19:48who
19:49you know
19:50a whole lot of words
19:52you know a whole lot of words
19:53but I'm not hearing it
19:55so I feel like
19:56I always go for
19:58guys who are
20:00great in that department
20:01because I
20:02I need that
20:03you know
20:04um
20:05so I
20:06uh
20:07I
20:08um
20:09I'm
20:10I would say
20:11I would say
20:128.5
20:138.5
20:148.5
20:15that's really good
20:16but
20:17I don't know I lost the .5
20:18but
20:19okay okay
20:208.5
20:219
20:228.5
20:23that's really high
20:24that's by the way
20:25David
20:26David
20:27I might just give an answer
20:28you went really into detail
20:29I
20:30was just gonna say a number
20:31Chris I
20:32feel like
20:33oh my god
20:34you guys are in love with each other
20:35that means you're in love
20:36this has only happened one other time
20:38that's crazy
20:39it happened with Jack and Rose on the Titanic
20:41that's where these candles are from
20:43that's incredible
20:45I'm sorry I'm so sorry about your candles
20:46what
20:47I'm flustered
20:48I
20:49oh my god
20:50the candles have spoken
20:52the candles have spoken
20:54the candles have spoken
20:55oh my god
20:56can you say
20:57can you say the number while I'm still here
20:59just so I can feel it
21:00in the air
21:01um
21:02I was gonna say
21:03I was gonna go 9
21:05okay
21:06go off
21:07I shouldn't have been here for this
21:11ready?
21:12as ready as I'll ever be
21:13how much money
21:14to never talk to me again
21:16I was gonna say no amount of money
21:18wait a minute
21:19he's like 5 bucks
21:20hold on hold on
21:21like 3 dollars
21:223 dollars
21:23and a breakfast burrito from McDonald's
21:24and I'm good
21:255 bucks
21:26no it would have to be an insane
21:28an insane amount of money
21:30listen I would
21:31okay if you
21:32if someone came to you was like
21:33here's 500 million dollars
21:34to never talk to Carwood
21:35I would be mad at you
21:36if you didn't take it
21:37I'd be like what
21:38what you mean?
21:39I honestly
21:40I feel like
21:41I don't know
21:42honestly I would feel really bad
21:44but also that's a really kind of difficult conversation
21:45that's kind of messed up
21:47that's kind of messed up
21:48it is messed up
21:49but it also is kind of like a weird topic
21:51because
21:52if I cut him out
21:54does that mean I'm cutting out my
21:55like how is our friend group gonna hang out?
21:5710 million dollars
21:59you wouldn't do it?
22:00bring out the briefcase
22:01think about how many
22:02corazón frío
22:03you could have
22:04I don't know what that means
22:05I don't know what that means
22:06how many cold hearts
22:08yeah
22:09you're not really selling it
22:10how many broken hearts
22:11yeah
22:12100 million dollars
22:13your whole family never has to worry about anything ever again
22:16and they find out that they didn't get it
22:18because you want to talk to Crawford once a week
22:20right now
22:22when you put it that way
22:23right now
22:24in this moment
22:25honestly truthfully
22:26if someone approached me today
22:28I wouldn't take it
22:29just because I truly value our friendship
22:32okay
22:33let me ask you one more question
22:34okay
22:35100 billion dollars
22:36and the person asking you isn't me
22:38it's all the starving children in the world
22:41okay
22:42yeah
22:43yeah
22:44oh wow
22:45she fucking ate you
22:47oh
22:48this date is over
22:50yeah
22:51sure
22:521000%
22:53that's a good trade
22:54yeah that's a good trade
22:55okay my price would be one end of world hunger as well
22:57yeah one end world hunger
22:58whatever amount that is
22:59price tag
23:00whatever that price tag is
23:01I don't know if we got a price tag on that
23:02whatever that is
23:03and we both could be happy knowing we saw that
23:05yeah that we saved
23:06what's one thing that reminds you of me till this very day
23:10I mean my dog every freaking day
23:14okay boy
23:15cause we got it
23:16we raised him together
23:17you know what reminds me of you every day as well is
23:20Bryan has the same car as you my roommate
23:22that is true
23:23so I'm like oh there's Deza's car
23:24there's Deza's car
23:25and I'm a big car person so I know his car
23:26yeah yeah
23:27that's so funny
23:28yeah
23:29what would you warn my future partner about me
23:32what
23:33she smiled a little too hard about that
23:34no
23:35no
23:36you're good
23:37you are a great boyfriend
23:38I have honestly have no complaints
23:40except
23:41I was like what
23:42she's like except
23:43no I think it just goes back to what I said before
23:46I think
23:47I think future girlfriend just needs to go in with the mindset that you're just a little messy
23:52listen they're not
23:53they're not gonna believe me
23:54but I am a lot clearer
23:55I will say
23:56when I when we were just friends before we started dating was like beyond messy
24:00and then in our relationship it got really great and then I don't really know right now but it was still like
24:06okay
24:07okay
24:08I would uh warn them if you're working to just tread lightly
24:13tread lightly
24:14guys I just I I'm a perfectionist
24:17she's the sweetest person ever all the rest of the time
24:19yeah
24:20except when I'm in work mode
24:21yeah
24:22working 24-7
24:23but it's not even like you're being rude you're just like so locked in on what you're doing
24:26I'm locked in yeah I just like I just I like things done a certain way
24:31and so I get I get really picky in in work mode
24:36what would it take for us to get back together
24:40a miracle
24:41well okay obviously I am seeing someone it's not like a it's not like a secret I feel like everyone knows
24:48but um but in the past it would have taken if you just miraculously woke up one day
24:55and had changed your mind of the whole reason why we broke out basically if you were like oh yeah like
25:00you know
25:02she's blaming it on me
25:03I'm not blaming it on you but had you called a week or month later and were like oh actually like
25:07I have a different mindset on that then I then I would have continued the relationship
25:14because it's not like any it's not like either of us wanted to break up
25:19I don't know
25:20yeah it sounds like
25:21I'm sweaty
25:22or that or a billion dollars
25:25nah yeah I mean we obviously tried to make it work
25:27we did yeah
25:28yeah
25:29clearly we're here
25:34we're on a David
25:35no but I'm also really glad that like we're cool now
25:37no same it was it was rocky
25:39yeah people like say they're actually friends but like
25:41yeah we're actually friends
25:42what is there another you got a secret
25:43there's no way there's after dessert
25:45how'd you guys enjoy dessert
25:47it had some kick to it
25:48it did
25:49yeah that is the end of the meal
25:51wow
25:52well done how do you feel
25:53I feel uh it was a lot
25:55this was a lot
25:56this was a lot
25:57I think this is the most we've talked about our break up ever to each other
26:00yeah
26:01well now you've had your appetizers your entrees and your desserts from the menu card game
26:05thank you so much for playing
26:06of course
26:07if you guys want to buy the card game head over to www.themenu.cards
26:11there's one step left
26:13and that is to
26:14pay the bill
26:15this is my junior waiter
26:17okay
26:18she's learning the ropes
26:19say thank you
26:20thank you
26:21thank you
26:22no she says thank you to all of us
26:23thank you
26:24what
26:25thanks
26:26just for the opportunity to learn
26:28I have the bill in front of me
26:29okay
26:30I'm gonna give you each a copy
26:32and on it
26:33secretly write
26:34whether you would like to split the bill
26:37or
26:38dine and dash
26:40now you have earned
26:41nine hundred and seventy five dollars today
26:43wow
26:44that's a lot of money
26:45that's disneyland
26:46that's disneyland money
26:47uh inside
26:48write either split
26:49or dash
26:50if you both write split
26:52you split the bill
26:53you guys both get
26:54half of nine hundred and seventy five dollars
26:56excuse me
26:57if one of you writes dash
26:59and the other writes split
27:01the person who wrote dash
27:02for dine and dash
27:04gets all of it
27:05and if both of you write dine and dash
27:07neither of you gets anything
27:09damn
27:10dang
27:11now keep in mind
27:12we've had three episodes
27:14and everyone has
27:15like boring ass bitches
27:17split the bill right down the middle
27:19he's just trying to set us up
27:21he's just trying to set us up
27:22I'm just saying
27:23it ruined all three videos
27:25he's just trying to set us up
27:26that's on you
27:27maybe you guys need to rethink your segment
27:29yeah
27:30maybe we're not
27:32maybe we're not
27:33this fucking issue
27:34maybe we're not
27:35this fucking doesn't work
27:36maybe play that this one doesn't work
27:37he's gonna paint us as the bad guys
27:39do whatever you want
27:40but just know
27:41that it's pretty
27:43up if you also ruin our episode
27:45alright
27:46yeah no pressure
27:47no pressure at all
27:48okay
27:49so go ahead
27:50and I'll just step away for a second
27:51think about it
27:52okay
27:53oh
27:54very exciting
27:59no
28:00that's great
28:04we got one
28:06we got one
28:07Neza
28:08yeah
28:09in your decision to either split
28:10or steal basically
28:12or steal
28:13what do you put it that way
28:14yeah
28:15$975
28:16yeah
28:17you wrote
28:18split
28:25don't worry we're gonna edit that out
28:27okay
28:28Crawford
28:29in your decision to either split
28:35or dine and dash
28:36ooh
28:37you wrote
28:38you wrote
28:46split
28:47okay
28:48congratulations
28:49on making the video
28:51you shit
28:52you pieces of shit
28:54all one of you needed to do
28:56was dine and dash
28:57to give us a viral moment
28:58and both of you little
29:04oh look we broke up
29:05oh we're still friends
29:06high five
29:07high five
29:08I don't give a
29:09okay
29:10I don't have work outside of this show right now
29:13and I'm not going to have work
29:14what's going on
29:15what's going on
29:16no it's a
29:17it's just this
29:18the other customers are complaining
29:19what's going on
29:20yeah I'm sorry boss
29:21did they split
29:22both of them
29:23they both split
29:24oh in that case
29:26she says I'm not
29:30thank you guys for watching
29:31make sure to like share and subscribe
29:33follow Neza
29:34follow Crawford
29:35well
29:36uh
29:37thank you guys for doing this
29:38I know it was a lot to ask
29:39you probably won't be doing another video with me for a while
29:42but
29:43worth it cause
29:44this video is going to do great
29:47I love you guys
29:48thanks for having me
29:49thank you
29:50the menu
29:51the menu
29:52are you joking?
29:53no
29:54I swear
29:55no
29:56welcome to the menu
29:57you made me sound crazy
29:58a blind date
29:59where the questions get harder and harder
30:01what's the most dateable quality about the other person and the least
30:05seven seconds in heaven in the bathroom
30:09show us a recent flirty text you've sent to someone
30:12oh this is so embarrassing
30:14I said you can kiss me whenever you want
30:16call your ex and ask them what your best and worst quality is
30:19god you push some buttons man
30:21uhhhh
30:22that's the worst
30:23and at the end
30:25they have to decide whether they share the thousand dollars
30:28or steal the money and run
30:30i think zach is single because
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