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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35You have to cry like a little boy.
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Oops.
00:01:39Yerush.
00:01:41Oops.
00:01:46Oops.
00:01:47Oops.
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00:01:51Oops.
00:01:57Oops.
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00:02:00Oops.
00:02:00Oops.
00:02:01Oops.
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00:02:03Oops.
00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the Wintersby family Audrey Rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10.
00:02:27oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl I'm Rose pleased to meet you
00:02:57Gabby I'm your welcome guide I'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should I be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds I'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees I would steer clear of them especially Sloan she stings
00:03:32oh I wouldn't dare
00:03:42I wouldn't dare Sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52I wasn't oh that's Jason Gray the most popular guy in school they've been you know dating and
00:04:01breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is the only way to go to the academy
00:04:28Oh, you should join the academic decathlon!
00:04:32The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:37Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:41Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:45He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:50Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:54That's Eric.
00:04:58I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:00Oh, yeah.
00:05:01You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:03Sweet.
00:05:04Then I'm in.
00:05:05Awesome!
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:07Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:10He's just calling me!
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13OK.
00:05:14Now for the important stuff.
00:05:15OK.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you
00:05:21want to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:23He gets handsy.
00:05:24Hey, watch out!
00:05:28Oh, my God.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33You sound fecal.
00:05:34I'm so sorry.
00:05:35It's fine.
00:05:36It's just a little blood.
00:05:37I know.
00:05:38Thanks.
00:05:39Your jacket smells good.
00:05:44Are you the new girl?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54I'm Chasen.
00:05:55Rose.
00:05:56Nice to meet you.
00:05:57Come on, Chasen.
00:05:59Come on, Chasen.
00:06:00Home room's starting.
00:06:01Stay away from this trash.
00:06:02Might catch something.
00:06:03Ugh, look at the second hand clothes.
00:06:06Let's go.
00:06:07Chasen, come on.
00:06:08Later.
00:06:09I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:10Oh, my God.
00:06:11Your jacket smells good.
00:06:12I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:13Yep.
00:06:14Kind of lame.
00:06:15Oh, clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:17Come on.
00:06:18Let's go.
00:06:19Come on.
00:06:20Let's go.
00:06:21I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:22Oh, my God.
00:06:23Your jacket smells good.
00:06:24I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:25Yep.
00:06:26Kind of lame.
00:06:27Oh, clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:32Come on.
00:06:33Let's go.
00:06:34Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:35Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student,
00:06:37Rose Wintersby.
00:06:38Oh, my God.
00:06:39Oh, my God.
00:06:40Your jacket smells good.
00:06:41I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:42Yep.
00:06:43Kind of lame.
00:06:44Oh, clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:46Come on.
00:06:47Let's go.
00:06:48Let's go.
00:06:49How'd you go?
00:06:50How'd you go?
00:06:51How'd you go?
00:06:52How'd you go?
00:06:53How'd you go?
00:06:54How'd you go?
00:06:55How'd you go?
00:06:56Rose Smith.
00:06:58She's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray
00:07:01into public school.
00:07:03Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose,
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:11How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:16How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:26Ow!
00:07:27Ow!
00:07:28Ow!
00:07:29Ow!
00:07:30Ow!
00:07:31There's something in my eye.
00:07:32What is it?
00:07:33Something's in my eye.
00:07:34I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:35Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:36Yeah.
00:07:37Where is it?
00:07:38It's in my locker.
00:07:39Go get it.
00:07:40Yeah.
00:07:41Oh, my God.
00:07:42Hey.
00:07:43Whew.
00:07:44What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:46I, I thought that, um.
00:07:53Oh, my God.
00:07:54Hey.
00:07:55Whew.
00:07:56What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I, I thought that, um...
00:07:59Oh.
00:08:00Oh, my God.
00:08:01Oh.
00:08:02Oh, my God.
00:08:03Oh.
00:08:04That'll show the bitch.
00:08:06Oh, my God.
00:08:08Oh, my God.
00:08:09Oh, my God.
00:08:10Oh, my God.
00:08:11Oh, my God.
00:08:12Rose, where are you?
00:08:26Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:30Rose?
00:08:35Slum, what are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:08:38Chasen, is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me, I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:59How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:12I'm so sorry.
00:09:15I'm so sorry.
00:09:16I'm so sorry.
00:09:17I'm so sorry.
00:09:18I'm so sorry.
00:09:19I'm so sorry.
00:09:21I'm so sorry.
00:09:22I'm so sorry.
00:09:27I'm so sorry.
00:09:28I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ouch!
00:09:37Excuse you much?
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:50How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:09:58What exactly is going on here?
00:10:14Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:18But...
00:10:19I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:24Listen up second-hand Rose.
00:10:26Chasin?
00:10:27Off-limits.
00:10:28Understand?
00:10:30Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39A little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:48That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53Okay.
00:11:01You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:07Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:13It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:15Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:17I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:21We'll win.
00:11:22I promise.
00:11:23We'll win.
00:11:24Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:27You're crazy.
00:11:29Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:32We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:37Mm-hmm.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:12:00It's okay.
00:12:01Being a queen bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:20You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:22Fine.
00:12:24Whatever.
00:12:31Wow.
00:12:32You're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:41She means that as a compliment.
00:12:43Probably.
00:12:44Yeah.
00:12:45Definitely.
00:12:46You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52I guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:56Loops it.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:59Good form out there.
00:13:00Thanks.
00:13:01Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:06Yeah.
00:13:07I would've paid to see that.
00:13:09Ah!
00:13:10Oh my god.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:14No.
00:13:15Oh god.
00:13:17Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:21You're not serious.
00:13:23I am.
00:13:24If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:27Ah!
00:13:28Ah!
00:13:29Ah!
00:13:30Ah!
00:13:31Ah!
00:13:32Don't worry.
00:13:35I'll bring him back.
00:13:38Later.
00:13:39Yeah.
00:13:40I'll see ya.
00:13:42She's being nice.
00:13:43That's never a good sign.
00:13:47Oh my god.
00:13:48Ew.
00:13:49Look at these losers.
00:13:50My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:53Private tutors.
00:13:54Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:01She told me so herself.
00:14:03Wow.
00:14:04You know, for fun.
00:14:07Sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:14:11Gossip chains?
00:14:12Watch this.
00:14:13Now watch what happens.
00:14:25Ew.
00:14:26Hey, Eric.
00:14:30Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:31Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:46You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:06You lie to me.
00:15:07Why?
00:15:08You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:09Wait, what?
00:15:10You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:11Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a cool estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26It doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:28Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:33I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:35Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me take a thought.
00:15:40Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:51Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it!
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:07No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:30I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:36It's not who I am.
00:16:37You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:41And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:46But, yeah, Norman likes me better.
00:16:48So, bye.
00:16:54Come on.
00:17:06Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely.
00:17:18And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:28Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.
00:17:33Mmm.
00:17:35So, what are you gonna do?
00:17:38I'm gonna take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42You want to know another secret?
00:17:44I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:55trying to kill people even in the middle of the street.
00:17:56I don't know how to do it.
00:17:57You want to do it.
00:17:58Like, it helps me.
00:17:59I couldn't do it.
00:18:05You should be fine.
00:18:06I'm going to have to go to a party.
00:18:08You're not my man.
00:18:10I am.
00:18:12You're not my man.
00:18:13I am not my man.
00:18:14I'm not my man.
00:18:15But I do what I do.
00:18:16You're not my man.
00:18:17You're not my man.
00:18:18You're not my man, you're my man.
00:18:19You're my man.
00:18:20Yeah, he is.
00:18:21You're my man!
00:18:22she did that on purpose she looked me dead in the eye and bam i barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:29you can ask abby i missed like five in a row she looked me dead in the eyes it's called eye contact
00:18:37sloan it's a basic social skill she smiles when she hit me i smile a lot it's polite enough
00:18:46this isn't court tv miss smith do you really expect me to believe that you're just an
00:18:54uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball
00:19:02you should definitely believe that i'm tragically unathletic liar you're wearing like three different
00:19:10brands of lipstick and i'm the criminal listen here rose smith consider this your strike one
00:19:20three strikes and you're out
00:19:24audrey rose wintersby
00:19:32audrey rose wintersby
00:19:37what did you say on this on the ground oh i've been looking for this
00:19:45eric please i'm just trying to live a normal life
00:19:50please don't yeah no your secret's safe with me
00:19:53just like best friends
00:19:57um okay i think you swear
00:20:02uh okay i think you swear
00:20:07so you want to sit together at lunch
00:20:10i already made plans to sit with gab
00:20:14eric she didn't say those things about you that was just sloan doing a gossip chain
00:20:22right that figures
00:20:24pinky swear
00:20:27awesome
00:20:30awesome
00:20:31but the point being eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all sloan's gossip chain
00:20:43oh my god i'm so relieved
00:20:46so you and eric are hanging out now
00:20:52just friends
00:20:54promise
00:20:57what the fuck is your problem
00:21:00what are you talking about
00:21:02why are you being such a bitch
00:21:04look who's talking
00:21:06you tormented gabby
00:21:08you torment everyone
00:21:10actually you are the massive bitch
00:21:13okay since when do you care about geeks and losers
00:21:15since forever
00:21:16i have no idea what i was thinking hanging out with you
00:21:21oh please you loved it you loved every second of it
00:21:25i tolerated it because i thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego
00:21:31oh honey your halo it's slipping and yours was always fake
00:21:37oh honey your halo it's slipping and yours was always fake you have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you
00:21:54and by the way your taste is abhorrent
00:21:58okay i don't know what that means but it better mean awesome
00:22:02it means it sucks
00:22:04says the uh homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum
00:22:08says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat
00:22:11okay what you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and chasen said hi to you
00:22:15i've always been better than you
00:22:17i was just too polite to say it
00:22:29this is war rose smith
00:22:31bring it on
00:22:33you bitch
00:22:43ah
00:22:45ah
00:22:47ah
00:22:49ah
00:22:51ah
00:22:53ah
00:22:55ah
00:22:57ah
00:22:59ah
00:23:00ah
00:23:01ah
00:23:02ah
00:23:03hey
00:23:12hey
00:23:13hey
00:23:14hey
00:23:15I need to ask you something
00:23:16it's kind of importante
00:23:18no it's really it's actually kind of lame
00:23:23what's up
00:23:24I was hoping
00:23:26maybe
00:23:27you could
00:23:28colt me in tennis
00:23:30after hitting Sloane in the base i could really use the help
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely go to.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:38After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:49Yeah.
00:23:50I can't do it.
00:24:06Like this.
00:24:11Like that.
00:24:13Okay?
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:19Okay.
00:24:20Okay.
00:24:22Oh!
00:24:24Yeah.
00:24:26You should join the dentist team.
00:24:29You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:38Hey!
00:24:38You bitch.
00:24:53You won't get away with this.
00:24:56Whoops.
00:24:56Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:26What the hell?
00:25:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:35Oh, my God.
00:25:38Oh, my God.
00:25:41Oh, my God.
00:25:43Oh, my God.
00:25:45Oh, my God.
00:25:55Oh, my God.
00:25:58Oh, my God.
00:26:00Oh, my God.
00:26:02What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:45Here, take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:26:59Oh, my God.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:20Hi, Lord.
00:27:25What happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Okay.
00:27:30Okay.
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:31Oh, my God.
00:27:33Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy, even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:40Settle down, settle down, settle down, settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You're saying about me.
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay, be sure.
00:29:04Boopy.
00:29:05I'm going to sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:14Everyone, I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:36So, are you going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:53Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:59Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02I got a plan.
00:30:15All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:55No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:18Yeah.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:29Uh, Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:38Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Oh, Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose, truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait, what?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:19Rose.
00:32:21Rose.
00:32:22What the hell?
00:32:27Hey, watch out, asshole.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:31What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chases me, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chasen, you're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:52Rose, you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02I'd love to.
00:33:02I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:40Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I forgot.
00:33:43The door wasn't.
00:33:44I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:48Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:53Hi.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:55Hi.
00:33:56Hi.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:58Hi.
00:33:59Hi.
00:34:00Hi.
00:34:01Hi.
00:34:02Hi.
00:34:03Hi.
00:34:04Hi.
00:34:05Hi.
00:34:06Hi.
00:34:07Hi.
00:34:08Hi.
00:34:09Hi.
00:34:10Hi.
00:34:11Hi.
00:34:12Hi.
00:34:13Hi.
00:34:14Hi.
00:34:15Hi.
00:34:16Hi.
00:34:17Hi.
00:34:18Hi.
00:34:19Hi.
00:34:20Hi.
00:34:21Hi.
00:34:22Hi.
00:34:23Hi.
00:34:24Hi.
00:34:25Hi.
00:34:26Hi.
00:34:27Hi.
00:34:28Oh, God.
00:34:58Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:05What?
00:35:06It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Eric?
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:50Oh, my God, shut up. They're lying.
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop!
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:14What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:34She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Her?
00:37:11You can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:17Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:24No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:47Come on.
00:37:50Just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:03Where I was early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25Understand the assignment?
00:38:40Good.
00:38:42How?
00:38:46How?
00:38:46How?
00:38:46Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:16I fenced it out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose.
00:39:24Small world.
00:39:25What are you doing here?
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:39What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:13What?
00:40:16I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:35Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:43What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin?
00:40:47And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:50No.
00:40:54I'm gonna run into the bathroom.
00:40:56No.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:30Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:34I've been so stupid.
00:41:39I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:41It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:16Hello?
00:42:17Hello?
00:42:18Hello?
00:42:19I don't care.
00:42:20Well, you will.
00:42:21And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:22And you're going to ace this.
00:42:23And...
00:42:24Oh, no.
00:42:25What now?
00:42:26Sloan posted this.
00:42:27Huh.
00:42:28Jason and Sloan?
00:42:29They were together last night.
00:42:30And they're going to prom together.
00:42:31And they're going to prom together.
00:42:34He said he liked me.
00:42:35He said he liked me.
00:42:36You're going to prom.
00:42:37You're going to prom.
00:42:38And you're going to prom together.
00:42:39I'm going to prom.
00:42:40No?
00:42:41Well, we are.
00:42:42I'm don't care.
00:42:43I'm sorry.
00:42:44No. Sloan posted this.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:51They were together last night.
00:42:54And they're going to prom together.
00:42:59But he said he liked me.
00:43:14Hey, virgin. Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:39You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it, and no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:11Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight.
00:44:22No!
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow!
00:44:29Ow, my butt!
00:44:30Oh my god, I think she broke my butt!
00:44:33Bros!
00:44:34This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:45Now go get your things.
00:44:47But...
00:44:48I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you!
00:44:51I said go!
00:44:54You heard the man go!
00:45:04And?
00:45:08Expelled.
00:45:13But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:15We're going to be disqualified!
00:45:17I am so, so sorry.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid, idiotic, stupid bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of No's, and because of that, I'm not going to go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:48Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:46:03Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But...
00:46:33You...
00:46:34And your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:39That was so hot.
00:46:50That was so hot.
00:46:50Yeah.
00:46:51I who you are.
00:46:52I don't get to go to college.
00:46:53I like the fish.
00:46:54Wanna play the music?
00:46:59Bye.
00:46:59I felt so articulate.
00:47:00Bye.
00:47:01Bye.
00:47:01Bye.
00:47:02Bye.
00:47:03Bye.
00:47:03Bye.
00:47:03Bye.
00:47:04Bye.
00:47:12Bye.
00:47:13Bye.
00:47:14Bye.
00:47:15Bye.
00:47:15Bye.
00:47:16Hello, Audrey Rose, Wintersby.
00:47:44Hello, Audrey Rose, Wintersby.
00:47:46How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:04Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me.
00:48:06She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:14Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloan happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:26Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I sleep with Sloan.
00:48:33She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:45Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen, and I wanted you to like me for me, and
00:49:12not because of what I am.
00:49:13Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:14I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:20You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful, and you're so beautiful.
00:49:55Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:25You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:55You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:25I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I love you, Rose.
00:52:15I love you, Rose.
00:52:16I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, Rose.
00:53:11I worked up an appetite.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:01I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:51It might not be a bad idea.
00:55:08I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait.
00:55:26What?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Jason.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give it me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:55No, everyone.
00:56:56Turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:01And Sloane drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:18Okay.
00:57:20Okay.
00:57:20It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Chasen Grey.
00:57:37And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is...
00:57:54Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:58Come on, get up there, Ron.
00:58:07Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are, between school, family, social media,
00:58:34or gossip, bullies, and mean girls,
00:58:38this time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:48Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:53I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:57But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:06Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:17I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
01:00:00You want to dance?
01:00:03Get lost, asshole.
01:00:08Everyone?
01:00:13All right, all right.
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing.
01:00:17But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:28Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:29Congratulations.
01:00:30Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:31Congratulations.
01:00:32Come.
01:00:33Come.
01:00:34Come.
01:00:35Come.
01:00:36Come.
01:00:37Come.
01:00:38Come.
01:00:39Come.
01:00:50Come.
01:00:52Yes, girl!
01:01:08And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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