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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Nobody?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:43Ugh.
00:01:59Huh?
00:02:01Huh?
00:02:02Huh?
00:02:03Huh?
00:02:04Huh?
00:02:04Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:08Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose,
00:02:13who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:16That's worth 10 million dollars.
00:02:18That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10.
00:02:26Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:29There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:34Don't worry, just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:42Yeah.
00:02:43You look like you need a hand.
00:02:46You look like you need a hand.
00:02:49Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:53I'm Rose. Pleased to meet you.
00:02:56Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:58I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:02:59How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:07Only if you want to survive.
00:03:10Okay.
00:03:11Here we have are the skaters.
00:03:15The jocks.
00:03:19And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:25And the queen bees.
00:03:27I would steer clear of them.
00:03:29Especially Sloane.
00:03:30She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:41I wouldn't dare.
00:03:42Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:53I wasn't.
00:03:54Oh.
00:03:55That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:56The most popular guy in school.
00:03:58They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:01It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:04Hmm.
00:04:05Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:06The winner gets scholarships.
00:04:07Which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:08Needless to say.
00:04:09Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:10The winner gets scholarships.
00:04:11Which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:12Needless to say.
00:04:13I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:14Oh.
00:04:15Oh.
00:04:16You should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:19The winner gets scholarships.
00:04:20Which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:36Needless to say.
00:04:37I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:39Oh.
00:04:40And that's Eric.
00:04:43He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:48Oh.
00:04:49Hey, Gabby.
00:04:52Yo.
00:04:53That's Eric.
00:04:56I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:00Oh, yeah.
00:05:01You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:03Sweet.
00:05:04Then I'm in.
00:05:05Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:07Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:10He's just calling me.
00:05:11Shh.
00:05:12I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch.
00:05:17And stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum.
00:05:21And stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:23He gets handsy.
00:05:24Hey!
00:05:25Watch out!
00:05:31Oh, my God.
00:05:32I'm so sorry.
00:05:34It's fine.
00:05:35It's just a little blood.
00:05:36I know.
00:05:37Thanks.
00:05:38Your jacket smells good.
00:05:40Are you the new girl?
00:05:41Yeah.
00:05:42I'm Jason.
00:05:43Rose.
00:05:44Nice to meet you.
00:05:45Come on, Jason.
00:05:46Home room's starting.
00:05:47Stay away from this trash.
00:05:48Might catch something.
00:05:49Oh, yeah.
00:05:50No.
00:05:51Oh, no.
00:05:52No.
00:05:53No.
00:05:54No.
00:05:55No, no.
00:05:56No.
00:05:57No.
00:05:58No.
00:05:59No, no.
00:06:00No, no.
00:06:01No.
00:06:02No.
00:06:03No.
00:06:04No.
00:06:05No.
00:06:06No.
00:06:07No.
00:06:08No.
00:06:09No, no.
00:06:10No, no.
00:06:11No.
00:06:12No.
00:06:13No.
00:06:14might catch something oh look at the secondhand clothes let's go jason i'll wash your jacket
00:06:26oh my god your jacket smells good i'll wash your jacket yep kind of lame
00:06:33clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys come on let's go
00:06:44i'd like to meet our new student rose smith now she's been homeschooled and this is her first
00:07:00foray into public school pleased to make your acquaintances i trust that you'll all welcome
00:07:06rose and that you'll answer any questions that she has how would you like to be addressed is it
00:07:12just rose yes rose will suffice how about secondhand rose that's enough grab brackets
00:07:27ow ow oh my god oh there's something in my eye what is it something's in my eye i need my contact
00:07:32solution or something rose can you go get it for me yeah where is it it's in my locker go get it over
00:07:37there okay go go oh my god what are you doing in the boys locker room i i thought that um
00:08:07that'll shut the
00:08:10that'll show the
00:08:19rose
00:08:23where are you
00:08:26are you showering with a boy
00:08:31rose
00:08:31rose
00:08:35slow what are you doing in the boys locker room chasen is that you are you in there with rose don't lie to
00:08:42me i saw her come in here what do i do
00:08:45how is she not here how is she not here i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:10i'm so sorry
00:09:26I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ouch!
00:09:37Excuse you much.
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:50How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:09:55What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:18But...
00:10:19I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:24Listen up second-hand Rose.
00:10:26Chasin?
00:10:27Off-limits.
00:10:28Understand?
00:10:30Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair...
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:48That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53Okay.
00:11:00You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:11Ugh.
00:11:12Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:21You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise.
00:11:24We'll win.
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:29Crazy.
00:11:30Rose.
00:11:31What are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:11:52It's okay.
00:11:53Being a queen bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:14What are you talking about?
00:12:16I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:20Just go.
00:12:21You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:24Fine.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:35You're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:56So modest.
00:12:57Loopset.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would've paid to see that.
00:13:09Ah!
00:13:10Oh my God.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:15No.
00:13:16Oh, God.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:24I am.
00:13:25If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:39Later.
00:13:40Yeah.
00:13:41I'll see ya.
00:13:43She's being nice.
00:13:44That's never a good sign.
00:13:45Oh my God, ew.
00:13:49Look at these losers.
00:13:51My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:54Private tutors.
00:13:56Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:14:00Um, no.
00:14:01She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:02She told me so herself.
00:14:04Wow.
00:14:06You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebs in their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:26Now watch what happens.
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:36Hey, Eric.
00:14:40Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10What?
00:15:12You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:15Wait, what?
00:15:17You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:28Coach is looking for you.
00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby.
00:15:33I'm so sorry.
00:15:34I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me take a thought.
00:15:41Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:51Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:58Give me one chance.
00:16:00This Saturday.
00:16:02I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it.
00:16:05I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:15I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:36It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:42And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:47But, yeah, Norman likes me better.
00:16:49So, hey.
00:16:50Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:16:51I was lonely.
00:16:52And...
00:16:53I wanted to make friends.
00:16:54And...
00:16:55I was lonely.
00:16:56And...
00:16:57I wanted to make friends.
00:16:58And...
00:16:59I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:00I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:01It's not all that.
00:17:02Plus, no amount of money can protect you.
00:17:03And...
00:17:04I was lonely.
00:17:05And...
00:17:06I wanted to make friends.
00:17:07And...
00:17:08I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:09I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:10It's not all that.
00:17:11Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.
00:17:12So, what are you gonna do?
00:17:13I'm gonna take her down.
00:17:14How?
00:17:15You wanna know another secret?
00:17:16I'm actually really excited about him.
00:17:17I was lonely.
00:17:18It's not even北...
00:17:19I was lonely.
00:17:20And...
00:17:21I wanted to make friends.
00:17:22I was lonely...
00:17:23And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:24I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:25I would trade places with you everyday.
00:17:26It's not all that.
00:17:29Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.
00:17:32picking out your eyes.
00:17:33It's not all you.
00:17:34Probably the same thing.
00:17:36You're gonna take you off your eyes.
00:17:37No.
00:17:38In the middle of your eyes.
00:17:39No.
00:17:40No, no.
00:17:41You're gonna check out my eyes.
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:44I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls' Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:18:12She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:28I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiled when she hit me.
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing, like, three different brands of lipstick,
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:12Fine.
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes, and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:32Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:40On this on the ground.
00:19:42Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:44Eric, please, I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:50Please don't.
00:19:51Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me.
00:19:53Just like best friends.
00:19:56I'm like best friends.
00:19:59Um, OK.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:04Uh, OK.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything,
00:20:41and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:59What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13OK, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent
00:21:29under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey, your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:43You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:45And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:49OK, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:21:53It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum,
00:21:59says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:03OK, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:11I've always been better than you.
00:22:12I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:13This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:14Bring it on.
00:22:15You bitch!
00:22:42You bitch!
00:23:12Hey.
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:14I need to ask you something.
00:23:16It's kind of important.
00:23:18No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:29After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:32I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:35Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:39After school.
00:23:41It's a date.
00:23:49Yeah.
00:24:01I can't do it.
00:24:06You like this?
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:10Like that.
00:24:12Okay?
00:24:13Mm-hmm.
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:15Mm-hmm.
00:24:16Okay.
00:24:18Oh!
00:24:20Yeah.
00:24:21You should join the tennis team.
00:24:24You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:34Yeah.
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:37Yeah.
00:24:38Yeah.
00:24:39Yeah.
00:24:40Yeah.
00:24:42Yeah.
00:24:43Yeah.
00:24:44Yeah.
00:24:45Yeah.
00:24:46Yeah.
00:24:47Yeah.
00:24:48Mm-hmm.
00:24:50Yeah.
00:24:51Yeah.
00:24:52You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:24:56Whoops, looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:25What the hell?
00:25:26No, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:35Oh my God.
00:25:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:05No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:15What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:33Checkmate.
00:26:46Here, take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:50I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:09I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:20Oh my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy, even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:09Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm?
00:28:30I saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:36You're sitting by me.
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:29:04Boopy.
00:29:05I'm going to sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:09So, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:26So, are you going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:45Listen, you want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:20I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:31This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:42Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:29Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Eric to Rose.
00:31:57Okay.
00:31:57Rose.
00:31:58Truth or dare.
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You got to give me a kiss.
00:32:05Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:19Rose.
00:32:20Rose.
00:32:20Rose.
00:32:21Rose.
00:32:22What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:27Watch your ass.
00:32:28Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you going to do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chased me, she's just going to be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Jason, you're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, oh my god.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I forgot.
00:33:43I thought that's...
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:48Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:56Hi.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:58Hi.
00:33:59Hi.
00:34:00Hi.
00:34:01Hi.
00:34:02Hi.
00:34:03Hi.
00:34:04Hi.
00:34:05Hi.
00:34:06Hi.
00:34:07Hi.
00:34:08Hi.
00:34:09Hi.
00:34:10Hi.
00:34:11Hi.
00:34:12Hi.
00:34:13Hi.
00:34:14Hi.
00:34:15Hi.
00:34:16Hi.
00:34:17Hi.
00:34:18Hi.
00:34:19Hi.
00:34:20Hi.
00:34:21Hi.
00:34:22Hi.
00:34:23Hi.
00:34:24Hi.
00:34:25Hi.
00:34:26Hi.
00:34:27Hi.
00:34:28Oh, God!
00:34:58Wait, what? Rose has an old sugar daddy? Gross!
00:35:05What? It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:08He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house. I have photos.
00:35:14He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Eric?
00:35:35I know who that man is.
00:35:38He's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose? You invited me over to your place for the barbecue?
00:35:46Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Oh, my God! Shut up! They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:56Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:04Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:07Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:09I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11Hey, stop! Stop!
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:14What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:22Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:24Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:25Shut up! She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:29Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:31Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:33No.
00:36:34She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:36Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:39She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:55Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Huh?
00:37:11I can't do this anymore.
00:37:12Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:15Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No, forget it.
00:37:24Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:28I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:30He's an asshole.
00:37:32But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:58Thanks.
00:38:03Where I was.
00:38:04Early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:207pm.
00:38:21Oh.
00:38:22Okay.
00:38:23Thanks.
00:38:24Understand the assignment?
00:38:26Good.
00:38:27How?
00:38:28Oh.
00:38:29Huh.
00:38:31Oh.
00:38:32Oh.
00:38:36Hmm.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:41Good.
00:38:42What's going on?
00:39:09Jason?
00:39:10I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:19I fenced it out.
00:39:21Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh...
00:39:27I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:31No, that's weird, because, um...
00:39:35I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:45Um...
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:05What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:22But, um...
00:40:24There's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:26What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Chasen.
00:40:30But...
00:40:32Why don't I have dinner with you?
00:40:35Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Chasen.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:43What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin?
00:40:47And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:50No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:41:12You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:12What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:42Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:47Huh.
00:42:49Chasen and Sloan?
00:42:51They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:42:59Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Chasen and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:21Hmm.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Ooh.
00:43:28Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:11You take that back.
00:44:12Or what?
00:44:15Bitch, fight.
00:44:16Bitch, fight.
00:44:17Bitch, fight.
00:44:18Bitch, fight.
00:44:19Bitch, fight.
00:44:20Bitch, fight.
00:44:21Bitch, fight.
00:44:22Bitch, fight.
00:44:23No!
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow.
00:44:29Ow, my butt.
00:44:30Oh, my God.
00:44:31I think she broke my butt.
00:44:33Bros.
00:44:35This school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:39Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But...
00:44:48I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you!
00:44:50I said go!
00:44:53You heard the man go!
00:44:55And?
00:44:56Expelled.
00:44:57But the Academy Decathlon...
00:44:58We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:00I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:03You...
00:45:09You stupid idiotic...
00:45:16disqualified. I'm so, so, sorry.
00:45:28You stupid idiotic dumb-winter bitch! What? You heard me? You were jealous of
00:45:36no's and because of that I'm not gonna go to college. Oh honey, you were never
00:45:41going to college. You're too stupid. This has a girl whose body count is higher
00:45:46than her IQ. Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:56Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:02Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:07Gabby, wait. I'm so, so, sorry. A lot of good that does us now. We're disqualified.
00:46:19Rose, you got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost.
00:46:23But I tried. No, I don't get a scholarship. I don't get to go to college. And it's all
00:46:30because of you. But you and your drama. Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:47That was so hot.
00:46:51First, two, three, two, three, four, five, seven, eight, ten.
00:46:54Three, four, six, seven, eight, ten, ten, eight, ten, thirty, nine, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten.
00:47:00So, let's go.
00:47:02But you're just gonna bully.
00:47:04The three, three, four, five, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten
00:47:09And that's who it's right.
00:47:10See you.
00:47:12So, let's go.
00:47:14Let's go.
00:47:16So, let's go.
00:47:17Yeah.
00:47:18Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:48How did you find out?
00:48:01Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloan happened, and
00:48:23then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I had to sleep with Sloan.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:41They set me up too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:45Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:55Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:06And I wanted you to like me for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16Huh?
00:49:17I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:26I love you.
00:49:27I love you.
00:49:44I love you, too.
00:49:48Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:18You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:41Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:48And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:52Okay.
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:58Oh!
00:51:06That way I didn't even go.
00:51:18You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:34I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin.
00:52:10I'm a virgin.
00:52:11I love you, Rose.
00:52:16I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:28I love you, too.
00:52:28I love you, too.
00:52:29I love you, too.
00:52:29I love you, too.
00:52:29I love you, too.
00:52:30I love you, too.
00:52:30I love you, too.
00:52:31I love you, too.
00:52:31I love you, too.
00:52:32I love you, too.
00:52:32I love you, too.
00:52:32I love you, too.
00:52:33I love you, too.
00:52:33I love you, too.
00:52:34I love you, too.
00:52:34I love you, too.
00:52:35I love you, too.
00:52:35I love you, too.
00:52:36I love you, too.
00:52:37I love you, too.
00:52:38I love you, too.
00:52:39I love you, too.
00:52:40I love you, too.
00:52:41I love you, too.
00:52:42I love you, too.
00:53:13I worked up an appetite.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:08Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:51It might not be a bad idea.
00:55:08I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Jason.
00:55:35Okay.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give it me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:55No, everyone.
00:56:56Turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:01And Sloane drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:18Okay.
00:57:27It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Chasen Grey.
00:57:37and now the moments you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is
00:57:51audrey rose winterspearl
00:58:07congratulations thank you hi i know how difficult your teenage years can be
00:58:28no matter who you are between school family social media or gossip
00:58:37bullies and mean girls this time can be exceptionally painful but for all the lows there are some
00:58:47amazing highs friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge sundaes i mean let's face it high
00:58:55school can be the best time of our lives but remember to stay true to yourself and be proud
00:59:05of who you are because every single one of you is special and now i'd like to invite gabby mcduff
00:59:14to the stage wait what
00:59:22i'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:31nobody would make a better prom queen than gabby mcduff
00:59:43hey
00:59:56Hey, want to dance?
01:00:05Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:14All right, all right.
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing, but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:34Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:52And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
01:01:14Gabby, all that hard work has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:01:18Congratulations.
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