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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:02:01Oops.
00:02:03wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the echo system should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:31oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's jason gray the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together
00:04:02it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is the only way
00:04:35i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich gets clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:44he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49hey gabby
00:04:53yo
00:04:53that's eric
00:04:56i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet man i'm in awesome got a boat later babes
00:05:07oh my god oh my god he's just calling me
00:05:11i think he likes you okay now for the important stuff stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and
00:05:18stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum and stay away from
00:05:23mr spadaro he gets handsy hey watch out
00:05:30oh my god i'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38i know
00:05:39thanks
00:05:46your jacket smells good
00:05:54are you the new girl
00:05:56yeah
00:05:59i'm chasing
00:06:02rose
00:06:04nice to meet you
00:06:11come on chasen homeroom's starting
00:06:13stay away from this trash might catch something
00:06:16ugh look at the second hand clothes
00:06:19let's go
00:06:21chasen come on
00:06:22later
00:06:23i'll wash your jacket
00:06:25oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32ugh
00:06:33clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36ugh
00:06:37come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:53i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:55rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:07:00and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:10how would you like to be addressed is it just rose
00:07:13yes
00:07:14rose will suffice
00:07:15how about second hand rose
00:07:17that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow
00:07:28oh my god
00:07:29ow ow there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me
00:07:35yes where is it
00:07:36ah it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:38over there
00:07:39go go
00:07:40oh my god
00:07:50oh my god
00:07:51oh my god
00:07:53oh my god
00:07:55what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57i thought that um
00:07:59That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Rose.
00:08:19Where are you?
00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:28Okay.
00:08:29Rose.
00:08:30Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen?
00:08:39Is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:41Don't lie to me.
00:08:42I saw her come in here.
00:08:43What do I do?
00:08:45How is she not here?
00:08:46I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:00I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:01I'm so sorry.
00:09:02I'm so sorry.
00:09:03I'm so sorry.
00:09:04I'm so sorry.
00:09:05I'm so sorry.
00:09:06I'm so sorry.
00:09:07I'm so sorry.
00:09:08I'm so sorry.
00:09:09I'm so sorry.
00:09:10I'm so sorry.
00:09:11I'm so sorry.
00:09:17I'm so sorry.
00:09:18I'm so sorry.
00:09:24Excuse you much.
00:09:27Why are you wet?
00:09:28I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ouch!
00:09:37Excuse you much.
00:09:42Why are you wet?
00:09:50How's your eye?
00:09:51Miraculously better.
00:09:58What exactly is going on here?
00:10:14Nothing.
00:10:15Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But...
00:10:18I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:23Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:25Chasin' off-limits.
00:10:28Understand?
00:10:30Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39With a little makeup,
00:10:40better clothes,
00:10:41and maybe a brush through your hair,
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:47That's it.
00:10:48You are my new project.
00:10:50Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:55Okay.
00:11:00You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close,
00:11:03and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:10Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:13It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:15Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:17I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:21We'll win.
00:11:22I promise.
00:11:23We'll win.
00:11:25Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen B's don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:12:00It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen B is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:06It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:20You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:25Whatever.
00:12:26Here.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:53Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:56Loves it.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:59Good form out there.
00:13:00Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:06I would've paid to see that.
00:13:10Oh my god.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:14No.
00:13:16Oh god.
00:13:18Jason.
00:13:19I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:21You're not serious.
00:13:23I am.
00:13:24If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:28Ah.
00:13:30Ah.
00:13:32Ah.
00:13:34Don't worry.
00:13:35I'll bring him back.
00:13:38Later.
00:13:40Yeah.
00:13:41I'll see ya.
00:13:42She's being nice.
00:13:43That's never a good sign.
00:13:44Oh my god, ew.
00:13:45Look at these losers.
00:13:46My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:47Private tutors.
00:13:48Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:49Um, no.
00:13:50She can't stand these plebeians.
00:13:51She told me so herself.
00:13:52Wow.
00:13:54You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I we start gossip chains to keep the plebs in
00:13:57their place.
00:13:58Gossip chains?
00:13:59Watch this.
00:14:07You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebs
00:14:11in their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:16This girl's amazing.
00:14:19Have fun.
00:14:20It's a good night.
00:14:21now watch what happens
00:14:26ew
00:14:29hey eric
00:14:36just leave me alone gabby why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend
00:14:43what audrey rose wintersby you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:51what
00:14:58gabby
00:15:03you okay do you care of course i do
00:15:07you lied to me what
00:15:11you're audrey freaking widtersby
00:15:14we were
00:15:16you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals like you're not some
00:15:19big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a whole estate
00:15:24who told you
00:15:26doesn't matter
00:15:27coach is looking for you
00:15:28yeah i'm coming
00:15:30gabby
00:15:31i'm so sorry i just want to end the gossip
00:15:35everyone thinks i hooked up with eric they're calling me
00:15:38let me take a thought
00:15:41okay i didn't start that
00:15:45but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that
00:15:51let me make it up to you
00:15:55how
00:15:56give me one chance
00:15:58this saturday
00:15:59i'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:02skip it
00:16:03i want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:06no tricks
00:16:08just the truth
00:16:09if you're lying i swear to god
00:16:14i swear to god
00:16:17i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:33relax
00:16:34relax it's just where i live
00:16:36it's not who i am
00:16:37you say that but i just passed a tennis court with your name on it
00:16:40and
00:16:41you have a butler
00:16:43yeah okay technically my parents do
00:16:46but
00:16:47yeah norman likes me better so
00:16:49why
00:17:12why would you ever go to hayton high
00:17:15i was lonely
00:17:16and I wanted to make friends and I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:23I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:29Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:34So what are you gonna do?
00:17:37I'm gonna take her down.
00:17:40How?
00:17:41You wanna know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:46No way.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48I could teach you.
00:17:50Girls' Day and a vendetta.
00:17:53And that's rich.
00:18:13She did that on purpose!
00:18:24She looked me dead in the eye and bam!
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:29You can ask Abby.
00:18:30I missed like five in a row.
00:18:32She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:34It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:37It's a basic social skill.
00:18:39She smiles when she hit me!
00:18:41I smile a lot.
00:18:43It's polite.
00:18:44Enough!
00:18:46This isn't court TV.
00:18:48Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that.
00:19:04I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:07Liar.
00:19:08You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:19:12Fine.
00:19:15Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:17Consider this your strike one.
00:19:20Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:23Audrey Rose Wintersby?
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby?
00:19:38What'd you say?
00:19:40Done this underground.
00:19:41Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:44Eric, please I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:48Please don't-
00:19:51Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay. I think you swear.
00:20:08So, want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:19That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right. That figures.
00:20:26Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything.
00:20:41That it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God. I'm so relieved.
00:20:49So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:56Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:43Oh, honey.
00:21:45Your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:47And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:01It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum, says the
00:22:08low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason
00:22:15said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:19This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:22:43Hey.
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:13I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:41It's a date.
00:23:49Yeah.
00:23:54I can't do it.
00:24:03You should join the tennis team.
00:24:27You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:37Hey.
00:24:38You bitch.
00:24:53You won't get away with this.
00:24:56Whoops.
00:24:56Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:26What the hell?
00:25:32No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:34No, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:42Oh my God.
00:25:56Oh my God.
00:25:58Oh, no.
00:26:22What are you doing?
00:26:23Rose Smith.
00:26:25Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Everyone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now.
00:26:30Go.
00:26:31Get.
00:26:32Dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:46Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:54I owe you one.
00:26:55Not again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:15Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:20My lord.
00:27:21What happened to you?
00:27:22I'll explain in the car.
00:27:23Long day.
00:27:24Are you okay?
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:26Oh my god.
00:27:27There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:28Gross older guy?
00:27:29Even better.
00:27:30This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:31Ew.
00:27:32Ew.
00:27:33Ew.
00:27:34Settle down.
00:27:35Settle down.
00:27:36Settle down everybody.
00:27:37People.
00:27:38This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:40Remember.
00:27:41You're representing the school.
00:27:42You're representing the school.
00:27:43You're representing the school.
00:27:44You're representing the school.
00:27:49Mind if I sit here?
00:27:50I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:27:52Yep.
00:27:53You're representing the school.
00:27:54Mind if I sit here?
00:27:55Uhh.
00:27:56I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:00I'm not.
00:28:01No.
00:28:02I'm not.
00:28:06You're not.
00:28:07You're not.
00:28:08You just have to come down for them.
00:28:11It's okay.
00:28:12How was it.
00:28:13I wanted to hear?
00:28:14Yeah, he has a phone.
00:28:15Let me please.
00:28:16It's fine.
00:28:17Hey, Rose, I saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You're the same as you.
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay, sure.
00:28:47Boobie, I'm going to sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:11I'm going to sit right here.
00:29:17Everyone, I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:23And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:26Better show up.
00:29:26So, are you going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:45Listen, you want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:55No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:29Uh, Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:33Oh, my God.
00:31:41Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:09Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:19Rose.
00:32:21What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chases me, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Jason, you're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:51Rose.
00:32:53Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:21Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I did.
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:43The door wasn't.
00:33:44I.
00:33:45I.
00:33:45I.
00:33:46Bye.
00:33:48Bye.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:34:10So beautiful.
00:34:10What the?
00:34:26What the?
00:34:40Wait, what?
00:35:00Rose has an old sugar, Dottie?
00:35:03Gross.
00:35:04What?
00:35:05It's true.
00:35:06I've seen you together.
00:35:08He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Hey?
00:35:29I know who that man is.
00:35:40He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:44Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:48That was a really fun day.
00:35:50Yeah.
00:35:51Shut up, they're lying.
00:35:55Eric?
00:35:56Yeah?
00:35:58Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:03Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:07Let's be more than friends.
00:36:09Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:11I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:12Hey, stop.
00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Here we go.
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:21What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:45Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Huh?
00:37:11I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:15Yeah.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No.
00:37:23Forget it.
00:37:24Forget everything.
00:37:25You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:28I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:30He's an asshole.
00:37:32But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:35Yeah.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37He was just kidding.
00:37:39Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:42Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:45Come on, just say yes.
00:37:49Okay.
00:37:50Okay.
00:37:51Okay.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:53Okay.
00:37:54Okay.
00:38:03Where I was early for my first real date.
00:38:06Hello?
00:38:07This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:11Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:13But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:19Mm.
00:38:207 PM.
00:38:21Oh.
00:38:22Okay.
00:38:23Thanks.
00:38:24Understand the assignment?
00:38:25Good.
00:38:26Oh.
00:38:27You.
00:38:28How?
00:38:29How?
00:38:30How?
00:38:32Oh.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:45How?
00:38:46Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:16I've fenced it out.
00:39:21Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:31No, that's weird because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:39What?
00:39:41You mind if I sit?
00:39:43Sure, go ahead.
00:39:45Um...
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:27What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:35Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:37It's Jason.
00:40:39He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:42What's he saying?
00:40:44That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:49No.
00:40:50I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55That's all.
00:40:57You okay?
00:41:10Yeah.
00:41:11You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:51They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:55But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:00Hey, virgin.
00:43:02Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:17Bitch fight.
00:44:18Bitch fight.
00:44:19Bitch fight.
00:44:20Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight.
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on?
00:44:27What's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow.
00:44:29Ow, my foot.
00:44:29Oh, my God.
00:44:30I think she broke my foot.
00:44:33Rose.
00:44:35This school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:45Now go get your things.
00:44:46But...
00:44:47I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:50I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:44:55Go.
00:44:55And?
00:45:06And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:13We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid idiotic dumb-winter bitch!
00:45:33What? You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:59You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But...
00:46:33You...
00:46:34And your drama.
00:46:36Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:46:51No, I don't have to go to college...
00:46:53I don't even have to go to college.
00:46:54You'll see.
00:46:55I'm gonna start looking for college.
00:46:56Please trust me again.
00:46:57That's her, too.
00:46:58After learning from college.
00:46:59You will have to go to college.
00:47:00Maybe a little bit, but don't miss me.
00:47:01No, it's not me.
00:47:02No, I'm not.
00:47:03No, I'm not at all.
00:47:04A great day.
00:47:05This is our relationship.
00:47:06I'm not very happy.
00:47:07You're so we're going to toddler.
00:47:08That's so beautiful.
00:47:09I'm not.
00:47:10You're not really happy.
00:47:11You're so happy.
00:47:12Not in college.
00:47:13Yeah?
00:47:14You're not that good?
00:47:15You're so happy.
00:47:16Yeah, you're so happy.
00:47:17Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:47How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:04Tell me!
00:48:06She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:10Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and
00:48:23then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I had to sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:48Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen, and I wanted you to like me for me, and
00:49:11not because of what I am.
00:49:13Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:20You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:46Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:16You weren't going to kill me at all?
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:54Okay.
00:50:58Oh!
00:51:06That way I need you to go.
00:51:07You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:24I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I love you, Rose.
00:52:02I love you, Rose.
00:52:02I love you, Rose.
00:52:06I love you, Rose.
00:52:11I love you, too.
00:52:25I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:53I worked up an app to drive.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:21It was amazing.
00:53:23Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:53Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:10And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:43Are you thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Please, Jason.
00:55:35Huh?
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that old Ross?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Where's it?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:51She looks so amazing.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my gosh.
00:56:07Oh, my gosh.
00:56:07That's really old people's.
00:56:12Give it me that Jason, Jason, Jason.
00:56:15Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:35Gabby.
00:56:36Gabby.
00:56:37Gabby.
00:56:38Gabby.
00:56:39Gabby.
00:56:40Gabby.
00:56:41Gabby.
00:56:42Gabby.
00:56:43Gabby.
00:56:44Gabby.
00:56:45Gabby.
00:56:48Gabby.
00:56:48Gabby.
00:56:49Gabby.
00:56:49Gabby.
00:56:50Gabby.
00:56:51Gabby.
00:56:51Gabby.
00:56:52Gabby.
00:56:52Gabby.
00:56:54Gabby.
00:56:54Gabby.
00:56:54What the?
00:56:56No, everyone, turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloan drugged Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room, you bitch.
00:57:10Security, please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:14No, no, get off me. Do not touch me. Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:18Chasen!
00:57:18Okay, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Chasen Grey.
00:57:45And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is...
00:57:55Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:58Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:00Come on.
00:58:01Congratulations.
00:58:19Congratulations.
00:58:21Hi.
00:58:22I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are, between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:38This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:41But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge Sundays.
00:58:53I mean, let's face it.
00:58:54High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:56But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:06Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait.
00:59:16Wait.
00:59:17What?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:56Hey.
00:59:57Wanna dance?
00:59:58Get lost, asshole.
00:59:59Everyone?
01:00:00Alright, alright.
01:00:01I know you want to get back to dancing, but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:34Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:52Yes, girl!
01:01:08And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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