00:00Whoa, yo dudes, I'm Chad Avalanche, filling in for Jerry Sandish, and in today's cool
00:19firebreak, auxiliary, safety training, we'll be boarding the Black Diamond into the not-so-chill
00:26world of frost anomaly safety. But first, three fast facts about the frost. Fast fact one, frost
00:36anomalies are wicked cold. Fast fact two, walking inside a frost anomaly is no bueno. Fast fact three,
00:48frost anomalies are exclusively caused by AI-67, conditional upon prolonged periods of unsatisfactory
00:57ritual maintenance. Now, how about we shred down to the White Bank Resort Hangar to see what happens
01:05when firebreakers face down a gnarly job site safety situation?
01:11Wow, that anomaly sure looks cold. Do you see anything we can heat it up with, Alex?
01:35Sure do, Alex. A portable space heater. This thing definitely isn't up to code, but sometimes
01:43a firebreaker just has to work with what they got.
01:54Righteous word! I think it's time we...
01:57What? What? What? What? Oh, oh, shh, shh, shh. All right, gang, it's time we bail back to White Bank
02:05and put Dave in charge to see what happens...
02:08Yeah, nothing, Dave. Don't shh. To see what happens!
02:15Oh, hey, a ski resort. This place reminds me of wintering in Zermatt, Switzerland, across my overly
02:24privileged childhood. Wow, that's cool, Dave, but you probably shouldn't get any closer
02:30to that anomaly. Nonsense. Everyone knows that a sharp blast of cold boosts circulation and
02:38locks in natural oils.
02:40Hiss! Dave, shoot it! I can't lift gun in time. Oh, God! Oh, my limbs! I'm being torn apart!
02:59Oh, my limbs are surely broken!
03:01Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
03:06Whoa! Totally bogus! Well, everyone, I'm Chad Avalanche, filling in for my bro, Jerry Standish.
03:17And remember, everyone, when Dropside Danger calls,
03:22be an Alex. Not a Dave!
03:25Ugh. Ugh!
03:28Chad Avalanche hates legal jargon!
03:31No, we actually we should we should we have to show it legal
03:35Yeah
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