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00:00We are back and this year we're front-loading this mofo with a mega break to Ibiza lucky bastards. I can't wait. I'm excited
00:16You have no idea what we've got in store for you
00:20Kicking off the lineup this year are these five lonesome luminaries former pop star and prom ring purveyor Kerry Katona
00:27It's been a while since my pussy's been petted
00:32TV star and all
00:34Documentarian Christine McGuinness. It's a really good example of how I'm used to faking it
00:41S-club sevens John Lee have you been spout on I have not too hot for handles Louis Russell and is reportedly
00:49Enormous love muscle. I can take two. I think you're trouble. Love Island lovely Olivia Hawkins because me
00:57That's why you've been single for 29 years. Oh
00:59And if that's not enough celebs for you joining the agency, we've also got made in Chelsea Sam Prince
01:06It seems like a bit of a dick. I did? Yeah, nice
01:09Funny woman Donna Preston. Sex clubs you into that? Never tried one. You like getting pegged and a whole different beast
01:17It's the beast. Hello. Hello. What's your usual type? It's more who's around and who's available
01:24With partake hanging over them all the trust was broken. I never had anyone to look after me
01:31The agents have got a job on their hands. What's clear is that you're immature?
01:36Expect all the drama. It would have just been nice. Sorry you feel like that. Just take a breath and the last
01:42Poor girl
01:44As our celebs
01:46It's very west and very moist
01:47Go! Wait now, are you snuggling peanuts?
01:51Dating!
01:52It is about time. Hopefully today it's deeper dick
01:55Welcome to a brand new series of celebs go dating
02:03The show that gets more stars snogging than the free champagne at the soap awards
02:07As you can see we're cruising our capital city this evening and getting ready for some glam because we're kicking things off with a mixer
02:17That's right, we've rammed the room full of some of the country's sexiest singles meaning our celebs can have a night so memorable
02:24They'll get their ghostwriters to put it in their autobiography
02:27And of course, the whole thing is masterminded by our romance promoting receptionist Tom who as per usual is putting in the real graft and by real graft
02:37I mean flapping about with a flower in his mouth get a vase Tom
02:40I'm so sorry, Matthew, so uncomfortable
02:42With the scene set it seems that all we're missing are our celebrities and one of my customary knob gags
02:50So let's kill two birds with one stone and whip one out right now
02:53Here they come the first celeb of the season and prepare yourself people
03:03Because making a return to the agency it's the atomic kitten who's grown into a nuclear cougar
03:10Kerry Ka-flipping-tona
03:12I'm Kerry Ka-tona best known for being a singer a mother reality star and a car crash
03:23People think I'm this crazy wild partying person when in fact I'm a bit of a loner
03:33In fact, I'm just really boring
03:35The whole dating thing is not something I do
03:41I just meet somebody and then we get married
03:44I was very young when I met my first husband
03:49Linda was 18, we got divorced when I was 25, I got married straight away after that
03:53Got divorced, got married again
03:56Then I met my last fiancé
03:58But I never actually got up the aisle that time
04:02I keep getting rejected, that's what it is, I'm never good enough
04:06You always want something else
04:08I just want to be loved
04:10I'm so desperate to be loved
04:12Oh, you'll find love alright, that's the celebs go dating guarantee
04:16Small print, you probably won't find love
04:18And Rob Beckett's guarantees are not legally binding, terms of conditions apply
04:20Good luck though
04:21I'm back at the agency, I'm dead serious about this
04:25I adore Paul and Anna
04:26We're like this, me and Anna, my girl
04:28And I'm convinced, convinced
04:30It's got to work out this time
04:32Oh, someone knows how to descend a staircase
04:39Alright, calm down Tom, she's not a Dalek
04:41This is the sequel I've known for
04:43My little chicken knee
04:45A little birdie told me
04:49Champagne and Red Bull
04:50My kind of woman
04:51It's a heady melange
04:53The smell out of this world
04:57That's my natural odour, that sweetheart
04:59I could be like one of those air fresheners young in your car
05:01Ah, the tingly fresh scent of sweated out booze and energy drink
05:05I know this isn't your first rodeo
05:07Do you want a case to join?
05:08See you later
05:09Hiya gang
05:12Oh, you all look like young enough being my kids
05:15I'm Kerry
05:16What's your name?
05:18I'm Mark
05:18Nice to meet you, Matt, I've had a Mark
05:20Kerry Katona, caffeine and booze
05:22That is a potent combination
05:24Good luck, men of the mixer
05:25You're going to need it
05:26Time for another
05:30And this one is a harm dinger
05:32Ladies and gentlemen
05:33Please be upstanding
05:35For the model with a pout
05:36Who's named after a stout
05:38It's Christine McGuinness, people
05:40Drink her in
05:41I'm Christine McGuinness
05:46And I am best known for my TV work
05:49I am also a mother of three
05:52And an author
05:53I've been separated from my ex-husband
05:57For around three years
06:00I met Paddy McGuinness when I was 19
06:03And for me, it's not Paddy McGuinness
06:07I'll tell you everyone sees
06:08I've got Patrick, the father of my children
06:11And my ex-husband
06:12I describe my sexuality as being a free spirit
06:17Mine's more like a caged bird rescued from a hoarder's flat
06:20When I was a teenager, I dated men and women before I was married
06:25And now I'm really, really just enjoying spending time with women
06:33Oh, I'll get you
06:34If they're called Mikey, no Mikey
06:37I got diagnosed with autism six years ago
06:41It affects me a lot with socialising
06:43It takes me a while to feel relaxed
06:47And be open to getting to know someone
06:49The thought of going on a date scares me so much
06:52It's all brand new to me
06:53But I'm in the best place
06:55I'm excited for it
06:56Well then, get your ass in there
06:58And get dating, McGuinness
07:00Come to the right place
07:01Let's go, let's do it
07:03Oh, Christy
07:06You're an assault on the retinas, you know
07:10Such violent imagery, Tom
07:12Just say she looks nice
07:14I'm so nervous
07:15Oh, don't be
07:16I'm so nervous
07:17Don't be, don't be
07:18Everybody is so warm and benevolent in this room
07:21And I also think there are a few people you might like flanking the bar
07:26Really?
07:27Yes
07:27Okay
07:28Flipping it, take your pick
07:30You're going to have a very happy baptism
07:32Hi
07:33Hold your horses, she's keen
07:36I'm totally out of the comfort zone
07:39I find big social situations like this really uncomfortable
07:43But I've got to take a deep breath
07:46And just dive in
07:48I can't be single for the rest of my life
07:50As Christine takes the plunge in her search for clunge
07:53I'm thinking we should chuck a bit more celebrity your way
07:56And woo-wee
08:01This one's wearing a V so deep
08:02I'm surprised his pubes aren't poking out
08:05It's John Lee from S Club 7
08:07I was only 16 when the band really started
08:14So to be in the recording studio
08:16Up on stage in front of tens of thousands of people
08:19Travelling all over the world
08:20Selling millions of records
08:22It was an incredible experience
08:23The perfect S Club song to describe my dating life
08:28Would probably be Bring the House Down
08:30Because my dating has been a complete car crash
08:32You as well?
08:34I've been single for six years
08:36And in that whole time that means I've been celibate as well
08:38Wait what, six years?
08:40No sex?
08:41This guy must be blocked up like a bad drain
08:43Umbrellas out people
08:45He could blow at any moment
08:46Ideal man would be someone who is rough around the edges
08:49Seems like a quite nice fun guy
08:51But it looks like they could rip your head off with their bare hands
08:53If they really wanted to
08:54It's not too sinister is it?
08:58Fucking hell
08:58Here we go
08:59That guy's perfect
09:00He'll pull your head off
09:01No worries
09:02Let's get John in there quick
09:03Oh my god
09:08It must be about 20 years
09:0920 years
09:10At least 20 years
09:11We haven't aged a day
09:12Ah it's a 90s pop reunion
09:14They probably haven't seen each other
09:16Since the backstage org at the smash hits pole winners party night 98
09:19Good times
09:21I'm so sorry
09:22How remissive
09:23Oh thank you so much
09:24You're so brutal
09:25I bet he has
09:26You look amazing
09:27Thank you darling
09:28Anyone set your fancy
09:29I've not even looked around you
09:30I've only looked at you
09:31Give him a chance Kezza
09:33I'm trying to look
09:35Oh I'm not that pissed
09:36I'm a sitting double already
09:38Given you're drinking champagne and Red Bull
09:40I'm surprised you're not seeing through time
09:42Whilst those two go off and try and spread whatever it was they caught in the 90s
09:48It's time to mix up this mixer with another delicious spoonful of stardom
09:52And if you are wondering where the obligatory love islander is
09:55Relax
09:56They're here
09:57And it's not one of the shit ones either
09:59It's only bloody Olivia bloody Hawkins
10:02Bloody work it baby
10:03Everyone
10:05She's here
10:07People might know me for being a little bit of a nightmare
10:12I know I can be fiery sometimes but there's only a few rub me up the wrong way
10:19So I have been single now for 29 years
10:24Not the best
10:26Wow pretty far from the best I'd say
10:28In fact it's possible it might be the worst
10:30I would love to find a husband
10:34I'm very romantic
10:36I'm a great cook
10:37I'm a catch
10:38My biggest icks
10:40Long fingernails
10:42Running for the train
10:43Bad shoes
10:44Bad dress sense
10:46Can't swim
10:47Men that use umbrellas
10:49Bit picky
10:50Where do you stand on podgy blonde geezers running for a train
10:53With their dirty fingernails dragging on the floor
10:54Because I'm ready
10:55I'm turning the big 3-0 this summer
10:58So I'm definitely looking to settle down
11:00I'm looking for marriage
11:01I'm looking for babies
11:02I'm going to be intentional of my dating
11:04In this journey
11:06And have a bit of fun
11:09Hello
11:10Come to me Ben to me
11:12Oh
11:14How are you?
11:18Good thanks
11:18All better for seeing you
11:20I have a libational present
11:23Oh wow
11:24He means a drink
11:24You like Bellini still
11:26You have a Bellini
11:26How did you know?
11:28Thank you
11:28Well also in search of Bellini's
11:30People have migrated this way
11:32That's Tom Ford
11:34You've got a drink
11:34Now sod off and get stuck in
11:36And over at the bar
11:37It looks like a nervy Christine
11:38Is getting stuck in herself
11:40How are you feeling?
11:41I mean
11:41I'm running today then
11:43And I'm still
11:43Kind of getting you to swim
11:45Fox
11:46Are you alright?
11:47Yeah
11:48I'm going to thank you
11:49Christine is it?
11:49Yeah
11:50Nice to meet you
11:50Nice to meet you
11:51Well she's kind of having one mate
11:53Um yeah okay
11:57Can't do
11:58I'll speak to you later
11:59I'll come back
11:59Yeah yeah
12:00Step aside darling
12:01Billy Big Bollocks is here now
12:03Bad luck ladies
12:04But the silver lining is
12:05We could all enjoy
12:06How this total cringe fest
12:07Plays out in a moment
12:09But first it's time to
12:10Squeeze out the udders of fame
12:12And milk out another celeb
12:13Fetch my stool and bucket
12:15And let's get pumping
12:16Everyone screen next up
12:17But I'm the number one candidate
12:18And if you're aching
12:19For six foot summing
12:20Of prime cut chiseled beef
12:22Then I've got a guy
12:23Who's gonna wang your desired doors
12:25Wide open
12:26It's too hot to handle
12:27Big old slab of stud
12:29Louis Russell
12:30Release the hunk
12:31I am the man
12:35The myth
12:36The menace
12:37Louis Russell
12:38Best known
12:39For too hot to handle
12:40I can persuade you
12:43To be in my bed tonight
12:45The misconceptions that people have about me
12:51Is you think I'm a player
12:52And I'm not
12:53I'm just in the game
12:55I love women
12:58And apparently women love me
12:59So why would I complain about it
13:01This guy is a player
13:03With a capital P
13:04Miss
13:05So they call me Big Ben
13:06This came about from a game
13:08Of show and tell
13:09And I showed her
13:11And she told
13:12Same and that's why they call me
13:16The stuffed bell pepper
13:17You got it
13:18When he gets excited in the morning
13:20I wake up to an alarm
13:21Ding dong
13:22Ding dong
13:24Ding dong
13:25Ding dong
13:26Ding dong
13:27Ding dong
13:28Ding dong
13:30Ding dong
13:30Just odd that really
13:31It's a bit odd
13:32I've joined the agency
13:34Because I feel like
13:35I need help
13:36With finding within myself
13:38To why
13:39I can't just
13:41Be
13:42With one person
13:43And that be it
13:44That's why I'm here
13:45I need the agents
13:47To help me just find out
13:48What is wrong with me
13:49Well you've got a nickname
13:50For your penis
13:51So we could start there
13:52Look at him
13:53Literally running
13:54Towards the ladies
13:55Louis
13:56He's more excited
13:57Than the jizz
13:58In John Lee
13:58From S Club 7's
13:59Ball bag
14:00You alright
14:01I've been told
14:03That you're too hot
14:04To handle
14:04They say that
14:05Oh
14:06Olivia's keen
14:06Everybody says that
14:08Yeah they do
14:09They do
14:09I've got a little
14:09Rept from about myself
14:10But we're here
14:12To show that
14:13I'm growing
14:13Hi
14:14How you doing
14:15Hi I'm good
14:15How are you
14:16Nice to meet you
14:17Right vultures
14:18Round a bag of meat
14:19These women
14:19Do you want to go for a shot
14:20Yeah go on then
14:21Yeah
14:21Oh I say
14:22I'm so admiring
14:23Of that confidence
14:24I'm just going to check
14:25You melt weight
14:27So I was never here
14:28Think of me as a spectrum
14:29Okay
14:30A phantom
14:31Okay
14:31Call yourself what you like mate
14:32A gooseberry is what you are
14:34Where are you from
14:34Newcastle
14:35Newcastle
14:36Yeah
14:37Geordie
14:38I've been there a couple times
14:39Not to see me
14:40Chance what do you do
14:43Tell me about yourself
14:44I'm an engineer
14:44And have you been married
14:46Twice yeah
14:46Twice divorce
14:47Yeah
14:47I probably
14:48Probably know the same lawyer
14:49When you flirty banners
14:52About divorce lawyers
14:53You've definitely hit middle aged
14:54Respect
14:55Back to Christine now
14:57And the man who mustled his way
14:58Into a chat with her
14:59Kieran
15:00Are we looking forward to this one
15:01So you been dating before or
15:03Um
15:05I'm quite new to dating
15:07But um
15:08Yeah
15:08For the last three years
15:09I've only dated women
15:11Oh have you
15:12Okay
15:12Oh have you
15:14Get it
15:15I'm not someone you look at then
15:19I just
15:21I can get a much deeper connection
15:23With a woman
15:24With a woman
15:24Yeah
15:25But that might because you've never had
15:26The proper deep connection
15:27With the right blokes
15:28God loves a tryer Kieran
15:30Women aren't that keen though
15:31Does that make sense
15:32Like where
15:35They're not
15:36Why not be listening to properly
15:37What's the traits you saw
15:43What you want from someone
15:44A vagina
15:45I like someone who
15:47Knows what they want
15:48And isn't
15:49Playing games
15:50I want to know that
15:51It's just me
15:52And
15:53And her
15:54Is it sinking in yet mate
15:56Lovely
15:57Nice to meet you
15:57Nice to meet you
15:58Cheers
15:59Oh that's a horribly awkward
16:00Attempted handshake there
16:01Unlucky mate
16:02Maybe next time
16:03I'm trying to chat up
16:03Some of the fanciest men
16:04Just a thought
16:06Oi eyes off mate
16:08You're not her type
16:09She digs chicks
16:15Welcome back to
16:23Celebs Go Dating
16:24You've got this
16:25You're fine
16:26All the celebs are in
16:27And the mingling has begun
16:29Oh god
16:30Kezza's doing her best
16:31To avoid chatting to anyone
16:32Hi kids
16:34Kids
16:35I've got enough fucking kids
16:36In my life
16:37Thank you very much
16:38Oh my god
16:39I feel sick
16:40I'm 44
16:41How the hell
16:42Have I ended up
16:43Back here again
16:43S-Club John's been out
16:45The game so long
16:46He's a rusty Lee
16:47How long have you been
16:48Single for?
16:49I've been single for
16:50About six
16:51About six years
16:52So have you been dating
16:53A lot or have you
16:53Not really dated?
16:54No not at all
16:55That was it
16:55This is crazy
16:56I feel like one of those
16:57Animals that's been
16:58Released back into
16:59It's natural habitat
16:59But two hot
17:01Louis and Love Island
17:02Live look like
17:03Their bloody loving life
17:04Saw you from over
17:05The other side of the room
17:06Thought I'd come over
17:07But after a shaky start
17:09Thanks to that guy
17:10Christine McG
17:11Is having a wobble
17:12How are you feeling right now?
17:13Like I'm starting to
17:14Calm down a little bit
17:16I feel like everyone else
17:17Is absolutely fine
17:18And I'm like a panther
17:19I'm not sure I can
17:20Cove
17:20I am not used to
17:22This sort of thing
17:23I definitely
17:23Need the agent's help
17:25Yeah where the
17:26F in hell are they?
17:28Hang on
17:28What's this?
17:29Uber XL
17:30Slow motion
17:31Could it be the
17:32Overlord
17:33Of the whole damn thing?
17:36Oh
17:36Stick a bulldog
17:37Clip on my nipples
17:38Here we go
17:39Give it up
17:41For the leather trousered
17:42Love guru
17:43Paul Carrick Brunson
17:45Purple dressed princess
17:46Of interpersonal relationships
17:48Anna Williamson
17:50And the one and only
17:52Green sequin sexpert herself
17:54Dr. Tara Su Win Yatichai
17:56And yes I pronounced that right
17:59So suck it
17:59And put the cancellation
18:00On hold
18:01It's the agent
18:02Hey guys
18:06Hey guys
18:08Welcome to the agency
18:10Yes
18:12Yes
18:12Now as you know
18:15When you're members
18:16Of the celebrity dating agency
18:18You'll be thrown in
18:19So all sorts of tests
18:20And challenges
18:21Which is why
18:22This is a great time
18:24To reveal our first
18:25Big secret
18:26Tom's actually straight
18:28And works as a scaffolder
18:29In Cardiff
18:29Tonight you'll be making
18:30Your first choices
18:32On your dates
18:33Already
18:33Okay
18:34But there's a catch
18:37Your first date
18:40Will be
18:41In a totally different country
18:43North Korea
18:44In the beautiful
18:46Spanish island
18:47Of Ibiza
18:49Yeah
18:50Yeah that makes sense
18:55Doesn't it
18:55More direct flights
18:56Oh we're going to Ibiza
18:58Get in there
19:00The fact that the celebrities
19:02Have to make a selection
19:04And bring that date
19:05With them for an entire week
19:07Means that this is someone
19:08That they actually
19:09Have to like
19:10And I love that decision
19:11For them
19:12The beauty of you being
19:13In Ibiza
19:14Is that you will have
19:16The person that you select
19:17Tonight
19:17And you will have them
19:19Exclusively
19:20Yeah but if you pick
19:21That person
19:21You then stop with them
19:23For the week
19:23Week's a long time
19:25Listen you know
19:26What my weddings are like
19:27A week
19:30Are they serious
19:31Well
19:32It's over to you
19:33Let the mingle
19:34Recommend
19:37I've got a question
19:43Yes
19:43Do we only pick one
19:44Yes
19:46Do we only pick one
19:46One person
19:47One person
19:48One person
19:49I feel like everyone's
19:50Going to be up
19:51In the ante now
19:51Because they all
19:52Want to go on holiday
19:53Oh I love
19:55I need that
19:56I need a minute
19:58Can I go for a minute
19:59Can I go for a minute
20:01Can I go for a minute
20:02I don't want to just take someone away
20:10It's a lot in it
20:11Yeah
20:12How can I go abroad with someone that I don't even know
20:15This is not normal
20:17Yet things have just got real for our celebs
20:19And with his mind set on securing an Ibiza plus one
20:22S Club John's getting down to business
20:25Go on SCJ
20:26What do you do for like hobbies and stuff
20:28I live a very quiet life down in Cornwall
20:31Very very quiet
20:31It revolves solely around the dogs
20:33I've got three dogs
20:34You've got three dogs
20:35Yeah yeah
20:35We're together 24 hours
20:36We sleep together in the same bed and everything
20:38So from the moment I wake up
20:39So is there room for somebody else in that bed
20:41No
20:41There isn't
20:42No
20:42That might need to change if you want to find love John
20:45Any more dogs in the future
20:46I couldn't get any now because they don't like other dogs
20:50They don't like
20:51They sound like real arse
20:53You know her dates in your bed
20:54Yeah I've let them take over my life
20:56And the equivalent of a cat lady
20:58That's what's happened
21:00You're the equivalent
21:00I am the dog man
21:02Dog man is if they couldn't become the old cat lady
21:04He looks very nervous
21:06Yeah
21:06Yeah
21:07He looks like he's sweating
21:08Not necessarily feeling comfortable
21:12With himself
21:12I'm with you
21:13I'm with you
21:14These guys joined the agency because they wanted our help
21:17So to be able to observe them in action here at the mixer
21:20Is incredibly helpful to us
21:22We can see how they operate and gather information
21:25And that's going to help us on their journey
21:27And with our sights set firmly on finding love on an island
21:33Love Island Live now makes a beeline for Ryan and Chris
21:36Look at them blue don't lose your car
21:38Thank you
21:39But please don't tell me you are a chelsea fan
21:42A chelsea fan?
21:44Absolutely not
21:45Oh from the colour
21:46Yes
21:47I'm saying
21:47I'm for your chelsea
21:48Yes I'm a big arsenal fan
21:49Gooders
21:50Big arsenal fan
21:52Yeah
21:52What do we do?
21:53Like spuds
21:53Spuds about that?
21:55Nah kisses man
21:55Come on
21:56Come on
21:57Come on
21:58Come on
21:58Come on
21:58Come on
21:58Come on
21:58Come on
21:58Come on
21:58Come on
21:58Come on
21:59Come on
21:59Come on
21:59Come on
22:00Come on
22:000405
22:02Name 5 Invincible
22:04Play is from the artist
22:06All right mate
22:07Do you want to date her or a parlor?
22:09Well to Harry and Ray
22:10Obviously
22:11Great start to be fair
22:12Yeah
22:13Because he's my crush
22:14Seaman
22:15Yeah yeah yeah
22:17No
22:17It was layman
22:19Is that one?
22:20Yeah that's
22:20I want to say like Fabregas
22:22Yeah
22:23Go on
22:23You're going
22:23Really?
22:24Go on
22:24You're going
22:25I don't know if I can do it
22:26Nah you've got two more
22:27You've got two more
22:28Can you give me a clue?
22:29Nah nah
22:29Two more
22:30You've got this
22:30All right calm down Jeff Sterling
22:32I mean I love Arsenal
22:34Don't get me wrong
22:35But the football chat
22:36Is a bit much
22:37We need to park it
22:38Having had a wobble earlier
22:40Christine has bravely ventured back into the lady fray
22:43And is chatting to Elise
22:44Are you in the queer scene much
22:46Or like
22:47Need to
22:48Yeah
22:48Yeah
22:48And I have been
22:49I have been for years
22:50But I think because
22:52I'm married a man
22:53And whilst I was married
22:55I was always there as an ally
22:56Yeah yeah yeah
22:57Um
22:57No I'm one of us
22:59Yeah I'm in it
23:00It's a little part of the fantasy
23:02It's cute
23:03I think it's difficult for them
23:05Presenting
23:05Queer people
23:07It is
23:07I was just saying
23:09That we need like a
23:10A secret symbol or something
23:12A thumb ring apparently
23:13Is to tell
23:14Wait hello
23:15You got a little thumb
23:17All right
23:18Now I'm like single again
23:20I'm kind of like
23:20Now you're out in it again
23:21Oh I'm just saying
23:22Do you know what
23:23I think I want to feel
23:25All that kind of
23:26The intense like
23:27It's intense
23:28Yeah but you know
23:29It's intense when it's a woman
23:31She's definitely the most nervous
23:32Out of all the celebrities
23:33But this is a really big deal to her
23:36I think joining the agency
23:37The stakes is really high for her
23:39I'm very pleased to see Christine
23:41Being very honest
23:41She's been open
23:43She's not hiding who she is
23:45She has gone straight in with that
23:47Now fully juiced on Red Bull champers
23:54Katona is on the Roma
23:55For her Ibiza beefcake
23:57Are you all right?
23:58Good?
23:58Kieran isn't it?
23:59Kieran it
24:00Yeah
24:00You doing all right?
24:01Good?
24:01Oh God it's this geezer again
24:03Hello Kieran
24:03Is that for me?
24:05I'll get you on here
24:05What is it?
24:06I ain't got a Scooby
24:07Well tell me first right yourself
24:11How old are you?
24:12I'm 30
24:13Oh you're a bad back
24:15Fuck a dog
24:16When his balls has dropped
24:17And puberty is hit
24:18He can give me a call
24:19Taking into a beefer
24:20Is a no go
24:21An interesting fact about myself
24:23I'm one of three
24:24I'm triplet
24:24No
24:25I've got two older brothers
24:27And a sister
24:28And what do you do?
24:29I'm a carver to portrays
24:30I've got a good wads
24:31Jesus was a carpenter
24:33I've got a good wads
24:34As long as you can park the water
24:36We're all right love
24:37I think that was Moses Kessa
24:39Do you know how old I am?
24:40Same in late 30s
24:42Late 30s
24:43Oh Kieran
24:44I tell you what
24:45I'm married for less love
24:47I'm 44
24:48What's going on?
24:50I don't need to go with me
24:51I'm a hoot
24:52I'm deaf fucking funny
24:54I'll be laughing
24:54Not Mark
24:55Who's there?
24:57Keri Katona
24:58Keri Katona who?
24:59That's fucking showbiz
25:00The issue of Keri
25:03She gives chat
25:05She gives good chat
25:06But I just don't think
25:07She's very sincere
25:08With it
25:09I wonder who she's going to bring to Ibiza
25:11I just can't imagine
25:12Who she would pick and why
25:13And yet that is what we're asking her to do
25:16I can see you with Liv
25:17Kenya
25:18She more your type Liv
25:20Yeah she can go
25:21Yeah
25:21Do you want me to put a word in?
25:24Put a word in
25:24Too young
25:30Too young
25:31I'll end up breastfeeding him
25:33I wouldn't mind that
25:36I bet you wouldn't mind
25:37Your thirsty little dog
25:38My problem is
25:39I've got no filter
25:40I don't give a shit
25:42Good
25:42Well I think to that
25:43Well it's lovely meeting
25:44Yeah
25:45I'll put a word in with Liv
25:46Nice pub
25:47See you not beef her
25:47You wish
25:48Bad luck Kieran
25:51So as Keza continues her search
25:53Loverman Louis is making moves on someone new
25:56What's your name?
25:57Neil
25:58Neil
25:58And you're Louis
25:59Louis, Big Ben, whatever you want really
26:01What are you drinking?
26:02Tequila, pineapple
26:03Oh yeah
26:04What do you do?
26:05Social media full time
26:06What type of social media?
26:08Er, the only fun
26:09I was thinking of doing one as well
26:11To be fair
26:11Really?
26:14What club?
26:15Perfect match I reckon
26:17Lick those lips boy
26:18I've got a degree though
26:20Smart girl
26:21Qualified mental health nurse
26:22You should have a field day in here then
26:24You've got beautiful teeth by the way
26:26Thank you
26:26And eyes
26:27Natural
26:28I'm not
26:28Natural
26:29Yeah, that's what you like
26:30The only thing that's natural
26:31Oh is everything
26:33Just that
26:34Just that's fake
26:35I didn't
26:36You weren't looking
26:37You're the only person I've noticed
26:38It's not been looking
26:39You're the only person here
26:41That ain't looking at my breasts
26:43And I was like
26:43Mm-hmm
26:44Yes
26:45While looking at her breasts
26:46Out of my side vision
26:47What do you know about the peripherals?
26:50I mean
26:50You can have a glance
26:51If you want
26:51A glance?
26:52This gator will subscribe to him
26:54I allowed it
27:03I think your eyes are prettier
27:05So it's fine
27:06Thank you
27:06Louis is going to be a real handful
27:08Because all of these girls look keen
27:10Uh-huh
27:11Well, I'm going to go
27:13And mingle a little bit
27:14Are you kidding me?
27:15I appreciate you
27:16Okay
27:16It was nice to meet you
27:17See you later
27:18Once he's glanced at your boobs
27:20He is done
27:21He gets what he wants
27:22And he gets out
27:23Am I right, Dr. T?
27:24Uh-huh
27:25Told you
27:26Hello and welcome back to
27:37Celebs Go Dating
27:38Where the mixer might be going off
27:40But the pressure is certainly on
27:42As our celebs have to pick
27:43One of our singletons
27:45To take with them
27:46For a week of having it large
27:47In Ibiza
27:48Currently lover man Louis
27:50Is like a dog with two dicks
27:52Kirika Tona's having a car crash
27:53And a nervy Christine
27:55Who's worked herself into a ripe paddy
27:57Has now sat down with Leanne
27:58You look stunning
27:59I've looked at you before
28:00Are you okay?
28:01Yes
28:01How are you?
28:03I'm feeling a little bit better
28:05I'm enjoying
28:06His body language is going on between them
28:08They look like two love hearts
28:10Sacked together
28:11Do you have any children?
28:12I've got three
28:13So have I
28:14I've got three as well
28:15I've got twin boys
28:16I've got twin boys
28:17Have you got twins?
28:19Me and Leanne
28:20I've got loads in common
28:21And she's absolutely stunning
28:23But
28:24I can't really read her
28:25Am I doing okay?
28:27I don't think I've got any game
28:28Come on Chrissie
28:29You've got this
28:30How do you find
28:31Navigating
28:32Being in a relationship?
28:34Do you know what?
28:35The only thing I've struggled with
28:37Is when
28:38I've really really liked
28:40Someone
28:40And they haven't got children
28:42And then they want more
28:44Yeah
28:44And I just
28:46Know that that isn't for me
28:48You're dumb
28:48It's actually quite stressful
28:49Because
28:50Obviously I'm a mum full time
28:52And then I've got to find
28:53Carve out my time in the day
28:54For whoever I'm speaking to
28:56So I find that
28:57That is a really special thing
28:59If I'm actually giving you time
29:00It's because I actually
29:02Really like you
29:02Because I'm a very busy person
29:04That's why I always say
29:05My time is actually
29:07Very very precious
29:08It's very valuable
29:09And if I am spending time
29:11With somebody
29:11You should know
29:12That you're important
29:13A hundred percent
29:14Okay well
29:15I've got to mingle some more
29:18Okay
29:18It's lovely talking to you darling
29:20I know
29:21I've only got two
29:30And most days
29:31It look like someone's
29:32Throwing clothes on a composty
29:33Back to loverman Louis now
29:37And Christine
29:38If you need any tips
29:39On how to charm the ladies
29:40Watch him with Scottish
29:42Last Courtney
29:42This mofo is literally
29:44Made of moves
29:45I like your accent
29:45I think your accent
29:46Is the most attractive one
29:47Really
29:48Is it nice and soft
29:50It's nice
29:52I think it's cute
29:53Oh do you
29:54You also
29:55You also smell like
29:56Warm
29:59Yeah
30:00It's like sweets
30:02Like a bakery
30:02Like a bakery
30:03Yeah like a bakery
30:04I just said about cookies
30:05Yeah
30:06That was what I was going for
30:07I wanted to smell
30:08You could eat me
30:09Get me a pint of milk
30:10And a bib
30:11Papa's thirsty
30:12Did she just say
30:18What I think she said
30:19Not going to lie
30:21Man likes a snack
30:23Isn't it
30:23Do you know what
30:25What were you going to say
30:28Whilst Louis thinks
30:31Of Courtney's cookie
30:32There's a man eater
30:33Across the room
30:34And I think she's looking
30:35To take a big old
30:37Bite of Dale
30:37Hi
30:38Can I excuse my thoughts
30:41It's handsome young man
30:42Yeah get lost love
30:43It's time for Queen Katona
30:44To feast
30:45Young
30:46I'm not that young
30:47I'm only 37
30:48I'm 37
30:48Would you like me to call you
30:50An old bastard
30:50No
30:51Oh there you go
30:52Where you from
30:53Is that where you live
30:55Yeah
30:55You got any kids
30:56No kids
30:56Do you want kids
30:57I'd like to
30:58But it won't end all
30:59If I don't
30:59Because you know
31:00I've got an orphanage
31:01Right
31:01I don't know
31:02How many kids have you got
31:03I don't know
31:03I've lost count
31:05They just keep
31:06Fucking popping up
31:07Everywhere
31:07Especially when they want money
31:09You seem alright
31:10Oh yeah I'm alright
31:11You've got a good body on you
31:13Aren't you
31:13I've been training for 21 years
31:15Oh have you
31:16See your biceps
31:17And I'm
31:17They're good aren't they
31:20They're like my nipples
31:21And if you want to fact check that
31:26Get yourself on over to OnlyFans
31:27I tell you what
31:29Dale's the best out of Bad Bunch
31:30Let's be honest
31:31But he's got a body to die for
31:33So I'm going to go chart
31:35Yeah of course
31:36Now watch Dale
31:37You've been the best so far
31:38I've got to tell you that
31:39Thank you chick
31:41Right
31:42Right
31:42I've got to talk to you too
31:44Whoever's closest
31:45A carry
31:45Tell me more about yourself
31:47You said you don't have a type
31:48But I don't believe it
31:49Adeline
31:50Are you
31:55Are you
31:55Paying attention to something else
31:57I was
31:59I'm sorry
32:00I feel like he's a little bit distracted at times
32:03Like who are you looking at
32:04He is like a lion
32:06Looking for his prey
32:08What do you put on your lips
32:10Lip gloss
32:11Maybe I should start using lip gloss now
32:14I can give you some if you want
32:15Yeah
32:16I bet you could
32:17We could sneak it
32:19It's lip balm
32:20If you come behind there
32:22You could sneak it
32:23Oh
32:24He could be
32:25The most confident
32:27Celeb
32:28We have ever seen
32:29At the agency
32:30Mmhmm
32:31Well hey
32:34First kiss of the series
32:36Episode 1
32:37He was probably
32:38The bookie's favourite
32:39To be fair
32:39And I'll wager
32:40He won't stop there
32:41You look very elegant as well
32:43Oh do you like the dress
32:44Yeah
32:44Is he giving
32:45Is he giving wedding though
32:46Is he giving too elegant
32:47Well do you want to get married
32:48Whoa
32:49First proposal of the series
32:51I know he worked fast
32:53But that is ridiculous
32:54I'm dressed the way
32:55I intend to be
32:56Married
32:57I take it
32:58That's a yes
32:58Wonderful news
33:00I'm going to get ordained
33:01On the internet right now
33:02Speaking of dog collars
33:04S club John's banging on
33:06About his four legged friends
33:07Again to his brand new
33:08Pedigree chum
33:09Jared
33:09Got three dogs
33:10Colin and Bruno
33:11Who were there
33:13Lolly was supposed to be on it
33:14But she was really naughty
33:15That day
33:15I was getting my tattoos
33:16So she got struck off
33:18Yeah
33:18I have a
33:19One of my cat's names
33:21Under my right pack
33:24What's your cat's for
33:24Ocean
33:25I've got a tattoo of my cat's name
33:27On my arse cheek
33:28He's called Chinese symbol
33:29I'm actually allergic
33:30So it makes no sense
33:31To have a cat
33:32Do you know what I mean
33:32So what's your like
33:34Normal type then
33:35Look back on the guys
33:36That I've dated in the past
33:37And they're all very
33:38All different
33:38Yeah
33:39They're all very different
33:39I'm the same
33:40But I guess
33:41Just someone
33:42Someone's easy to talk to
33:44Do you know what I mean
33:44I think you need it
33:45I get a lot of attention
33:46From like younger guys
33:47Alright show off
33:48Yeah as you get older
33:49And they start calling you daddy
33:50I'm like what the fuck
33:51What the hell are you talking about
33:52Who the fuck what
33:53When did that happen
33:54One minute I was like
33:55Oh you're kind of
33:56Like jockey
33:56Trinky jockey
33:57And now you're daddy
33:58Suddenly I'm a daddy
33:59Don't fucking call me daddy
34:00Better than being called mommy
34:02I'm putting out there
34:03John is doing well
34:05John is doing way better
34:07Than I thought he was gonna do
34:08Yes
34:08Like for real
34:09You thought he was suck
34:11I thought John was gonna be crap
34:12John has been a surprising
34:14Outstanding mixer person
34:16It's been really nice to talk to you
34:18No no no nice to talk to you as well
34:18I'm gonna carry on at mingling
34:20100% of the rest of your day
34:21I'll see you in a minute
34:21As S Club
34:22John confidently prowls around the mixer
34:24Collecting more cock than a ball boy
34:26A badminton match
34:27Olivia has snuggled into a Tom-shaped security blanket
34:31Lots of beautiful people
34:32Yes hither and yon
34:33Lots of beautiful people
34:35Oh right back at you
34:36Thank you darling
34:37Right back at you
34:39Do a drink
34:41Oh here he is
34:42The unflushable turd
34:44Oh you got it anyway
34:45To be fair to him
34:46You've got to respect the hustle
34:47He's a grafter
34:48Hello
34:48Lovely to meet you
34:50We can do a hug
34:51Third time lucky Kieran
34:52Good luck
34:53Kieran
34:53Olivia
34:54Lovely to meet you
34:55Cheers
34:56So can I just ask
34:58How old are you?
34:59I'm 30
35:00It's good
35:00I'm 29
35:01I'm trying to do
35:02Older than
35:03Yeah
35:04What I've been going for before
35:05What do you normally go for?
35:05Please tell me energetic
35:06What's it involves?
35:08Yeah energetic
35:08Banter
35:10Good chat
35:10Football
35:11Ibiza
35:11Is that a bit of you?
35:12Yeah
35:13Getting on it
35:13In Ibiza
35:14Not sure he's waiting till Ibiza
35:16I'm a party girl
35:18You'll find me dancing on the table
35:19You'll find him next year
35:20Trying to start another conversation
35:21So he's not my usual type
35:24But he's got good chat
35:25Good bants
35:26Could be a potential date for Ibiza
35:28You're a big party animal
35:30No no no no
35:31I used to be a party boy
35:32So you got it all out of your system
35:33Got it out of my system
35:34Ready to meet someone
35:35Okay
35:35You know
35:36Do stuff with each other
35:37Do stuff to each other
35:38Well I'm still here
35:39Sorry
35:39That's what I heard you say
35:41What are you thinking of?
35:41What did you say?
35:42Do stuff with each other
35:43Like travel
35:44Travel
35:44Wholesome vibes
35:45What are you thinking?
35:46Get off with each other
35:47Arse squeeze
35:48Swap phone numbers
35:49Look at Liv
35:50She's like a pocket rocket
35:51She's a professional out here
35:53Thanks
35:54She's just like
35:54Ben Ben Ben
35:55This is how you do a mixer
35:56This is
35:57What is your ideal date?
35:59Sort of like an activity or something
36:00Me too
36:01Ah yes
36:01A museum or gallery perhaps
36:04An opera
36:04Really soak up some culture
36:06Love that
36:06I'd say like mini golf cocktails
36:08Or mini golf cocktails
36:09Eva's good
36:09Well I'm gonna go and scan the room
36:12Alright when you um
36:13When you get bored with the others
36:15Come find me later
36:16Alright shit
36:17Unlikely
36:22Okay then Liv
36:23Take a look around
36:24All these hot eager single men
36:26We've laid on for you
36:27It's an absolute sexpot
36:29Smorgasbord
36:30Who are you gonna pick?
36:31You look stunning
36:32Thanks darling
36:33Oh for fuck's sake
36:34This guy's pheromones
36:35Must be weapons grade
36:37How are you confident with me I think?
36:38You look nice
36:39Really nice
36:42Thank you
36:43I appreciate you
36:43I'll try
36:44What?
36:46I mean
36:47Two attractive people
36:48Yeah but
36:50I don't know
36:51I know
36:52I know
36:53Why are they not talking to all these other sexy singles
36:56Yeah
36:56Oh my god
36:58This guy's unbelievable
36:59His dick's like a magnet in a toolbox
37:01I think you're trouble
37:02But trouble can be good
37:05Yeah it can be
37:06There we go
37:07There we go
37:08Okay so who are you feeling?
37:10Cause like
37:10Out of it
37:12You are like
37:12Probably the sexiest girl
37:14In it
37:15Probably
37:15Yeah
37:16It's better
37:17Okay this is quite flirty
37:19Quite intense
37:20Is there something there?
37:22There might be
37:24Here's your tie
37:26Where's my tie?
37:29Are you?
37:30There's an answer isn't it?
37:33Shut up
37:33I've just joined the agency and I'm not 100% of the rules just yet but I'm pretty sure I can date live
37:40And even if it is in the rule book
37:42Rules are made to be broken
37:44It's just interesting observing you to see what you're like
37:47Don't try and kiss me cause you ain't getting one
37:51Are you attracted to me?
37:54What the hell?
37:57You've never been told no before have you?
37:59Yeah
38:00Really?
38:01Really?
38:02Of course
38:03His stylist should have said it when he asked if a knit polo shirt was a good idea
38:06Everyone's easy
38:07I'm not easy
38:08A lot of people are
38:09A lot of people are
38:10I'm hard work
38:11Let me get to know you
38:12Yeah
38:13Yeah but that comes in hard work
38:15Take me out on dates like
38:17Take an interest
38:18Not just like expect it
38:20How many dates?
38:21Louis
38:22Sorry
38:23However many it takes
38:25Okay
38:27Or you could just go out with one of the many people
38:30We've spent a lot of money bringing here tonight
38:32If you two end up getting off of each other
38:34You're paying everyone's travel expenses
38:36Including mine
38:51If I take this off I'm drinking over with Boston Nipples
38:54Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
38:56With time running out of the first mixer
38:58All the celebs are beavering their way to secure their beef a plus one
39:03Well except Louis who's got them all eating out of his two hot hands
39:09You look nice son
39:11Pretty girl
39:13Little boy yeah?
39:16That's what I've been told
39:18Hell yeah I'm sure
39:20And an unsure Olivia is saying hello to Mark who she met earlier
39:24How do you feel about this Ibiza trip then?
39:27Honestly I've never actually been Ibiza
39:28You've never been to Ibiza?
39:29Never actually been
39:30It's definitely on the bucket list
39:31So I wouldn't mind taking it off
39:32Maybe see one of you in Ibiza
39:34Let's see what happens
39:35Love you to chat to you
39:37Oh come on save that double kiss shit for the continent mate
39:42It's one kiss here
39:43You know what?
39:44She's a little sussful actually
39:45She's young
39:46She's bubbly
39:47She's fun
39:48And actually she surprised me
39:49I think
39:50By doing probably one of the best
39:52In this mix of scenario
39:53She's enjoying it
39:54I would definitely say the best
39:56And doing her best not to have a full on meltdown tonight
39:59Is Christine
40:00Who bless her
40:01Is having one last crack of the lady whip
40:03With shell and Carly
40:05What is your time?
40:06I love tattoos
40:08Shores and hair
40:09But energy as well
40:11Energy is everything
40:12Like I really do love like a more sensitive woman
40:15When he's patient to understand him
40:17Because I need that
40:18I'm a mum
40:19I'm busy like
40:20Talking of busy
40:22S club John won't stop moving
40:24As he's now man-mingling with man-mounting Lucas
40:27He a big boy
40:29Woo
40:30So tell me something about yourself
40:32I've only actually been back in the country for
40:35Three years
40:36Before then I went traveling
40:37Went on a big soul-searching mission
40:41And where did you go?
40:42I didn't have only a plan
40:43I went into London
40:44I got on the Eurostar
40:45And
40:46Go for it
40:47And I was gone for four years
40:48Yeah
40:49I'm back
40:50I'm back and ready to kind of
40:52Back in the business
40:53Exactly
40:54And what's your type?
40:55I like people that are taller than me
40:56I'm quite sure
40:57I'm only like five or eight
40:58So
40:59How about yourself?
41:00I usually go for creative types
41:03Yeah
41:04Creating what though?
41:05Creative as
41:06As you know
41:07Singers
41:08Dancers
41:09Yeah
41:10Nice body
41:11Someone who looks after themselves
41:12You know
41:13Goes to the gym and stuff like this
41:14Quite fit
41:16Yeah
41:17Yeah
41:18I think that's my type
41:19Nice
41:20Lucas is saying all the right things
41:22And he's a big guy as well
41:23So far
41:24So good
41:25How are we doing?
41:28How are we?
41:29How are we doing?
41:30Well I just don't start caring
41:31Yeah
41:32I know we both say we like it
41:33Yeah
41:34Bit young for me
41:35I don't think so
41:36No I do
41:3730?
41:38Well I just don't fancy doing colouring in books with him
41:39I think colouring in might be a bit advanced for him
41:41He suggested breastfeeding earlier
41:43Okay
41:44But
41:45No I know
41:46But we've got to like get out of our comfort zone
41:48And experience
41:49It says like you
41:50No but you two really aren't alone
41:51I don't get interested
41:52Well who else is there though?
41:53I tell you he's all right
41:54Dale
41:55Yes
41:56Blue
41:57Yeah
41:58I think he's a nice guy
41:59Okay
42:00It's a nice guy and not
42:01But you know what?
42:02Yeah
42:03He's probably nervous as well
42:05Look at you
42:06Well
42:07Who would
42:08No generally
42:09Who wouldn't
42:10Should we just go
42:11Careful lips
42:12You'll have you on OnlyFans
42:13Good money but awkward at the school gate
42:15After a bountiful evening of ladies shopping
42:18Too hot Lothario Louie
42:20Is now looking to close one last deal
42:22How we doing double trouble?
42:23Hi
42:24How are you?
42:25Are they real or AI?
42:26Are you two like different?
42:31They're twins Louie
42:32We haven't cloned them
42:33Amber's very much a little bit more
42:35She's quick witty and sassy
42:36Whilst me
42:37I'm very like flirty
42:38And very like
42:39You can get like a different side of me sometimes
42:41So you're more like witty
42:44You're more
42:45Sometimes I'm a bit like flirty
42:46I'm very sarcastic at times
42:47But sometimes my sarcasm
42:49Comes off a bit
42:50Standoffish
42:51Standoffish
42:52But that's not the person I am at all
42:53These two
42:54They're looking kind of fine
42:56Two for one special
43:00What's your ethnicity?
43:02Wait
43:03You need to guess this one
43:04Yeah?
43:05Go on
43:06Go on
43:07Go on
43:08Go on
43:09Go on
43:10Go on
43:11Go on
43:12Go on
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43:50Oh, fuck me. Don't tell me Jet 2 have pulled out. Ibiza's off.
43:55You all have mingled, your little socks off.
43:58And this is the moment of truth.
44:08Celebs, I want you right now, right here,
44:13to invite one of these very charming singles
44:17to come with you to Ibiza.
44:20Big decision picking someone from this room,
44:22because I've only spoken to them each for about five minutes.
44:25To come away with me, that's a big step.
44:27Here's how you're gonna do it. You see this?
44:30It's what I call a golden ticket.
44:33Willy Wonka!
44:34Okay, so this is yours, John. This is yours, Christine.
44:37Okay, it's very simple.
44:39The person that you would like to select,
44:41you're going to simply present your golden ticket to.
44:47I'm really freaked out by this.
44:49I thought that agents were going to be the ones picking who I was going to date.
44:52If you choose not to go with them, that's a denial.
44:57And you'll have to continue to ask until someone says yes.
45:02I'll go home. I'll go home. I'll go home.
45:04I'll go home. I'll go home.
45:05I'll go home.
45:06Oh, really?
45:07This is about stepping outside of your comfort zone.
45:09You have to give them their own right of refusal.
45:12It works two ways.
45:13I don't think the girl I'm going to pick is because I paid my ticket.
45:16Oh, dear.
45:18Will things go wrong for Louis Armstrong?
45:20I don't know her name. I don't know the names.
45:22Do you know your names?
45:23That's so mean.
45:24Okay, let's do this. Are you ready?
45:25Yes.
45:26So, first up, we have Louis.
45:30Louis, it's all about you now.
45:31No claps.
45:32Oh, he wants some claps. Let's give him some claps.
45:33Yeah, chances are he's given lots of people some claps, so it's only fair.
45:37I don't want pity claps in it. I don't want pity claps, I'm not going to lie.
45:54You have an idea of someone you want to take to Ibiza?
45:57Mm-hmm.
46:00Okay, ladies, please step forward if you have spoken to Louis tonight.
46:05Oh, shit. Big Ben's going to be dinging tonight.
46:10You're setting a record right now.
46:12No, no, no.
46:13I just wanted to get to him. I want to give him a chance.
46:14That's it. I just want to give him a chance.
46:16It's very good, though.
46:18No, bro.
46:23All right, Louis, it is decision time.
46:26Who would you like to take to Ibiza?
46:29There's a sexy girl that I want to take. I'm pretty sure it's Catherine or maybe Jenny.
46:38Okay, I would like to take to Ibiza.
46:41I don't know your name, but in the white dress.
46:46Ooh, I've never seen identical death stares before.
46:50No, because the reason why I don't know your name is because I've just been forgetful and you also have a twin.
46:56But I also think you have nice energy, you're beautiful, and I want to get to know you better.
47:00So I think Ibiza would be a great place to do that.
47:05Louis, not remembering someone's name is a big no-no.
47:08Angie, member.
47:11Oh, my God.
47:12One out of nine.
47:13You know, I'm just a sharp.
47:14Oh, my God.
47:15I'm just stop talking.
47:19My name is Caitlin.
47:20Nice to meet you, Caitlin.
47:21You're absolutely stunning.
47:22You've already met her, Louis.
47:24And her sister.
47:25Courtney, there was a moment of affection.
47:30Wait a minute.
47:31So did you guys have a snog?
47:32No, I just borrowed some lip gloss.
47:35I did.
47:36I did.
47:37It was just...
47:38It was a peck.
47:39Yeah.
47:40Some might say a moment of intimacy.
47:45Okay, so lips rubbed against each other.
47:48That's excessive, though.
47:49How do you think it's going to feel, Louis?
47:51Not great.
47:52It's not going great, is it?
47:53Not great.
47:55Can I just give her a ticket, please?
47:58Well, one second.
47:59Caitlin, Louis has chosen you to go to Ibiza with him.
48:03Now, are you going to say yes?
48:07What's she going to say?
48:08Will she say yes?
48:09Will she say no?
48:10What's the decision?
48:11Here it comes.
48:12Yes.
48:13Yes.
48:14Got it.
48:15Find out tomorrow, bitches.
48:18Next time on Celebs Go Dating.
48:21We're going to Ibiza.
48:24We're off to Ibiza, baby.
48:26That guy will pet anything.
48:28Before and after.
48:31Get off.
48:32And could there be some celebrity-shaped love in the air?
48:35There's definitely sparks flying between Louis and Liv.
48:37It's aiotical as hell.
48:38My type.
48:39Literally today.
48:40I have a lot of romance to give.
48:42Just no one to give it to.
48:43I doubt that.
48:44Inundated.
48:45Swamped.
48:46Overwhelmed.
48:47Up or down.
48:50Bye.
48:51Thanks, guys.
48:53Bye.
48:56Bye.
48:57I'm gone.
48:58Go.
48:59Bye.
49:00Bye.
49:01Bye.
49:02Bye.
49:04Bye.
49:05Bye.
49:07Bye.
49:08Bye.
49:09Bye.
49:10Bye.
49:11Bye.
49:12Bye.
49:13Bye.
49:14Bye.
49:15Bye.
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