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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35You're not going to cry.
00:01:55Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth $10 million. That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:25Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:32There you go. There you go, girl. Don't worry. Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch. Yeah.
00:02:43You look like you need a hand.
00:02:46You look like you need a hand.
00:02:49Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:53I'm Rose.
00:02:55Pleased to meet you.
00:02:56Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:58I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:02:59How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the echo system.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:07Only if you want to survive.
00:03:10Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:03:15The jocks.
00:03:16And the nerds.
00:03:17I'm the nerd.
00:03:18And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:19And the queen bees.
00:03:20I would steer clear of them.
00:03:21Especially Sloane.
00:03:22She stings.
00:03:23Oh.
00:03:24I wouldn't dare.
00:03:25I wouldn't dare.
00:03:26Sloane has dug her claws into him beep.
00:03:27I wasn't.
00:03:28Oh.
00:03:29Oh.
00:03:30That's Jason Gray.
00:03:31The most popular guy in school.
00:03:32I wasn't.
00:03:33Oh.
00:03:34That's Jason Gray.
00:03:35The most popular guy in school.
00:03:36They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:03:37It's like a sexual ping-pong match.
00:03:38Oh.
00:03:39I wouldn't dare.
00:03:40I wouldn't dare.
00:03:41I wouldn't dare.
00:03:42Sloane has dug her claws into him beep.
00:03:44I wasn't.
00:03:45Oh.
00:03:46That's Jason Gray.
00:03:47The most popular guy in school.
00:03:48They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping-pong match.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:06You should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:31The winner gets scholarships.
00:04:33Which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:36Needless to say, I'm not a part of the Rich Gets clique.
00:04:40Oh.
00:04:41And that's Eric.
00:04:44He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's a skater.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:51Hey, Gabby.
00:04:52Yo.
00:04:53That's Eric.
00:04:56I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:00Oh, yeah.
00:05:01You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:03Sweet.
00:05:04Then I'm in.
00:05:05Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:07Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:10He just called us.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:12Okay, now for the important stuff.
00:05:14Okay.
00:05:15Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you
00:05:20want to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:23He gets handsy.
00:05:24Hey.
00:05:25Watch out.
00:05:26Oh!
00:05:27Oh, my God.
00:05:28Oh, my God.
00:05:29Why don't you feel so fecal?
00:05:30I'm so sorry.
00:05:31It's fine.
00:05:32It's just a little blood.
00:05:33I know.
00:05:34Oh.
00:05:35Thanks.
00:05:36Your jacket smells good.
00:05:37Are you the new guy?
00:05:38Yeah.
00:05:39I know.
00:05:40Oh.
00:05:41Oh, my God.
00:05:42Oh, my God.
00:05:43Oh, my God.
00:05:44Oh, my God.
00:05:45Oh, my God.
00:05:46Oh, my God.
00:05:47Oh, my God.
00:05:48Oh, my God.
00:05:49Oh, my God.
00:05:50Oh, my God.
00:05:51Oh, my God.
00:05:52Oh, my God.
00:05:53Oh, my God.
00:05:54Your new girl?
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen. Home room's starting.
00:06:12Stay away from this trash. Might catch something.
00:06:16Ugh, look at the second hand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:20Chasen, come on.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:22I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh my God.
00:06:27Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:30Yep.
00:06:31Kinda lame.
00:06:32Ugh, clearly I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:37Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:52Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:57Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:04I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:09Yes.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:11Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about second hand Rose?
00:07:18That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:22Oh, my God.
00:07:23Oh, there's something in my eye.
00:07:24Oh, what is it?
00:07:25Something's in my eye.
00:07:26I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:27Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:28Yes.
00:07:29Where is it?
00:07:30It's in my locker.
00:07:31Go get it.
00:07:32Over there?
00:07:33Okay.
00:07:34Yeah, go.
00:07:35Go.
00:07:36Oh, my God.
00:07:37Hey.
00:07:39What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:56I thought that, um...
00:07:59That'll show the bitch.
00:08:19Rose?
00:08:22Where are you?
00:08:26Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:28Okay.
00:08:30Rose?
00:08:35Sloan, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:37Chasen?
00:08:38Is that you?
00:08:39Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:41Don't lie to me, I saw her come in here.
00:08:43What do I do?
00:08:58How is she not here?
00:09:00I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:02I'm so sorry.
00:09:03I'm so sorry.
00:09:04I'm so sorry.
00:09:05I'm so sorry.
00:09:06I'm so sorry.
00:09:07I'm so sorry.
00:09:08I'm so sorry.
00:09:15I'm so sorry.
00:09:16I'm so sorry.
00:09:22I'm so sorry.
00:09:23I'm so sorry.
00:09:24I'm so sorry.
00:09:29I'm so sorry.
00:09:30I'm so sorry.
00:09:31I'm so sorry.
00:09:32I don't know.
00:09:33I'm so sorry.
00:09:34I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Excuse you much?
00:09:42Why are you wet?
00:09:50How's your eye?
00:09:51Miraculously better.
00:10:07What exactly is going on here?
00:10:14Nothing.
00:10:15Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But...
00:10:18I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:23Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:25Chasen?
00:10:26Off limits.
00:10:28Understand?
00:10:30Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39A little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:47That's it.
00:10:48You are my new project.
00:10:50Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:55Okay.
00:11:00You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:13It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:15Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:17I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:21We'll win.
00:11:22I promise we'll win.
00:11:25Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28It's crazy.
00:11:30Rose.
00:11:31What are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:11:52It's okay.
00:11:53Being a queen bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:08I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:20You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:25Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:36That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:41She means that as a compliment.
00:12:43Probably.
00:12:44Yeah.
00:12:45Definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:51Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:56Loves it.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:06I would've paid to see that.
00:13:10Oh my god.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:14No.
00:13:16Oh god.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:23I am.
00:13:24Mom.
00:13:25If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:38Later.
00:13:39Yeah.
00:13:40I'll see ya.
00:13:42She's being nice.
00:13:43That's never a good sign.
00:13:48Oh my god.
00:13:49Ew.
00:13:50Look at these losers.
00:13:51My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:53Private tutors.
00:13:55Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:58Um, no.
00:13:59She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:00She told me so herself.
00:14:02Wow.
00:14:05You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebs in their place.
00:14:11Gossip chains?
00:14:12Watch this.
00:14:13Now watch what happens.
00:14:28Ew.
00:14:35Hey, Eric.
00:14:39Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:40Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:46You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:59Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:07You lied to me.
00:15:09What?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:14Wait, what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:18Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:24Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:28Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:33I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:34Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:37They're calling me Dekathot.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:51Let me make it up to you.
00:15:52How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:02Skip it!
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:10If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:17I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:33Relax.
00:16:34It's just where I live.
00:16:35It's not who I am.
00:16:37You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:41And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do, but yeah, Norman likes me better, so I...
00:16:54Come on.
00:17:02Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:15I was lonely.
00:17:17And...
00:17:18I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:29Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.
00:17:35So what are you gonna do?
00:17:38I'm gonna take her down.
00:17:40How?
00:17:41Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:46No way!
00:17:48No way!
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls' Day and a vendetta.
00:17:53And that's rich.
00:17:58No way!
00:17:59No way!
00:18:00No way!
00:18:01No way!
00:18:02No way!
00:18:03No way!
00:18:04No way!
00:18:23She did that on purpose!
00:18:24She looked me dead in the eye and bam!
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:29You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloan.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me!
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:46Enough!
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith.
00:18:51Do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:07Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:12Fine.
00:19:13Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:20Three strikes
00:19:22and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:35Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:37What did you say?
00:19:40On this on the ground.
00:19:42Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:46Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:50Please don't.
00:19:51Yeah, no.
00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:03Uh, okay.
00:20:05Pinky swear.
00:20:08So, wanna sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:16Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:19That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Figures.
00:20:26Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:30Gossip.
00:20:37But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything.
00:20:40And that it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:52Just friends.
00:20:56Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:04Look who's talking.
00:21:06You tormented Gabby.
00:21:08You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please. You loved it. You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:31Oh, honey. Your halo? It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:43Oh, honey. Your halo? It's slipping.
00:21:46And yours was always fake.
00:21:49You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:53And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks.
00:22:04Says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Chasen said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you. I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:18To say it.
00:22:28This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:22:48You bitch!
00:22:55You bitch!
00:22:58You bitch!
00:23:00You bitch!
00:23:02You bitch!
00:23:04You bitch!
00:23:07You bitch!
00:23:09You bitch!
00:23:11Hey.
00:23:12Hey.
00:23:14I need to ask you something.
00:23:16It's kind of important. No, it's really it's actually kind of lame
00:23:22What's up? I was hoping
00:23:26Maybe you could coach me in tennis
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face. I could really use the help. I can yeah, definitely coach you
00:23:36Cool after school
00:23:40After school
00:23:42It's a date
00:23:46I
00:24:02Can't do it
00:24:11Like that
00:24:16You should join the tennis team
00:24:28You know
00:24:30I think that's an excellent idea
00:24:34I think that's an excellent idea
00:24:36Yeah
00:24:38Hey
00:24:40Shhh
00:24:42Shhh
00:24:44Shhh
00:24:46Shhh
00:24:48Shhh
00:24:50Shhh
00:24:52Shhh
00:24:53You bitch
00:24:54You won't get away with this
00:24:56Shhh
00:24:58Shhh
00:25:00Shhh
00:25:01Shhh
00:25:02Shhh
00:25:03Shhh
00:25:04Shhh
00:25:06Shhh
00:25:08Shhh
00:25:10Shhh
00:25:12Shhh
00:25:14Shhh
00:25:16What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:46Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:26:01Oh, my God.
00:26:02Oh, my God.
00:26:16What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half-dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:45Here.
00:26:46I'll take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My Lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are they okay?
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:31Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:40Settle down, settle down, everybody.
00:27:53People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You're sitting by me.
00:28:39Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:48Okay.
00:28:49Okay.
00:28:49Okay.
00:28:51Boopie.
00:29:05I'm going to sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:36So, are you going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:50Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase,
00:29:55and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:51There you go.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:21Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare?
00:31:30Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:49Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:57Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:01Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:07What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:19What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:31What are you going to do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chases me, she's just going to be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chasen.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I forgot.
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:43The door wasn't.
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:48Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
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00:34:29Oh, God!
00:34:59Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross!
00:35:06What?
00:35:06It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Eric?
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh, my God, shut up! They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop!
00:36:12Stop!
00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:15Oh, shit!
00:36:17What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:29You're a liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:33No, she doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:36She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Her?
00:37:00I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible, unlike you.
00:37:20Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:24No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:27You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah, yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:55Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:58Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:09This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation
00:38:17has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:42How?
00:38:43And...
00:38:43I'm...
00:38:44How?
00:38:45How?
00:38:45Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:15I've been stood out.
00:39:21Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:24Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:31No, that's weird because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:38What?
00:39:41Hey, do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure. Go ahead.
00:39:46Um...
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:27What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Chasen.
00:40:30But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:35Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:37It's Chasen.
00:40:39He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:43What's he saying?
00:40:44That you're a clueless virgin.
00:40:46And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:49No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55No.
00:41:20You okay?
00:41:21Yeah.
00:41:25What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:41That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:55It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:22What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2000 of the 25th power?
00:42:26Hello? Hello?
00:42:32I don't care.
00:42:34Well, you will.
00:42:36And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40Oh, no.
00:42:42What now?
00:42:44Sloan posted this.
00:42:48Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:52And they're going to prom together.
00:42:57But he said he liked me.
00:43:13Hey, Virgin.
00:43:14Did you hear the news?
00:43:15Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:17And we're going to prom together.
00:43:21That's a lie.
00:43:22Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:28Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:32Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it.
00:43:42And no one seems to care.
00:43:44And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:47Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:50Because I don't believe it.
00:43:52And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:56Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:12Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight!
00:44:16Bitch fight!
00:44:17Bitch fight!
00:44:18Bitch fight!
00:44:19Bitch fight!
00:44:20Beans, fight! Beans, fight!
00:44:23Girls! Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow! Ow, my foot! Oh, my God, I think she broke my foot!
00:44:33Bros, this school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike, you're out, expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her. I didn't touch you.
00:44:50I said, go!
00:44:53You heard the man, go!
00:45:07And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon, we're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, stupid bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:39Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:43This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:59I'm so, so, so, so, so, so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:27I don't get to go to college, and it's all because of you.
00:46:34You and your drama.
00:46:36You and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:46:50Soldat.
00:46:52.
00:47:00.
00:47:04Do
00:47:05.
00:47:13.
00:47:14.
00:47:14.
00:47:15.
00:47:16.
00:47:19Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:49How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and
00:48:23then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:32She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:54Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:04And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:09For me.
00:49:10And not because of what I am.
00:49:13Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16Huh?
00:49:17I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:20You're so beautiful.
00:49:26You're so beautiful.
00:49:30You're so beautiful.
00:49:35Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:26You weren't going to kill me at all?
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:32You should give up.
00:50:34I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:55No!
00:50:57You can keep on me.
00:50:59Come on.
00:51:01That way I didn't even go.
00:51:06You're different when you're like this.
00:51:09Like what?
00:51:11Yourself.
00:51:13You're different when you're like this.
00:51:17Like what?
00:51:18Yourself.
00:51:19I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:21Neither did I.
00:51:23I don't want it to end.
00:51:26I don't want it to end.
00:51:28It doesn't have to.
00:51:30all right.
00:51:32I don't want it to end with my family.
00:51:35Good.
00:51:36Myă fool.
00:51:37I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:37Neither did I.
00:51:38I don't want it to end.
00:51:48It doesn't have to.
00:51:49I'm a virgin.
00:52:10I'm a virgin.
00:52:11I love you, Rose.
00:52:25I love you, too.
00:52:41I love you, too.
00:53:11I worked up an appetite.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:01I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:51It might not be a bad idea.
00:55:09I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait.
00:55:26What?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Jason.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give it me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:55No, everyone.
00:56:56Turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:01And Sloane drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:18Okay.
00:57:27Okay.
00:57:27It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is chasing grey.
00:57:37and now the moments you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is
00:57:51audrey rose winterspearl
00:58:07congratulations thank you hi i know how difficult your teenage years can be
00:58:28no matter who you are between school family social media
00:58:34or gossip bullies and mean girls this time can be exceptionally painful but
00:58:44for all the lows there are some amazing highs friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge
00:58:52sundaes i mean let's face it high school can be the best time of our lives but remember to stay
00:59:02true to yourself and be proud of who you are because every single one of you is special
00:59:10and now i'd like to invite gabby mcduff to the stage wait what
00:59:16i'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:30nobody would make a better prom queen than gabby mcduff
00:59:39hey wanna dance
01:00:02get lost
01:00:10everyone
01:00:13all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:18but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence we are proud to announce that
01:00:24that gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:34gabby all that hard work has paid off congratulations
01:00:46and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after
01:01:16you
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