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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:36You have to cry.
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:39Hmm.
00:01:41Hmm.
00:01:43Ugh!
00:01:46Ugh!
00:01:48Ugh!
00:01:49Ugh!
00:01:59Ah!
00:02:01Huhh!
00:02:02Huhh!
00:02:04Ah!
00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the Wintersby family Audrey Rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand
00:02:45you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl I'm Rose pleased to meet you
00:02:57Gabby I'm your welcome guide I'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should I be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds I'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees I would steer clear of them especially Sloane she stings
00:03:32oh I wouldn't dare
00:03:42I wouldn't dare Sloane has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52I wasn't oh that's chasing Greg the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is the only way to go to the academy
00:04:19oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is the only way I could go to college needless to say I'm not a part of the rich gets click
00:04:39oh and that's Eric
00:04:47he's a skater and I'm so crushing on him
00:04:49he's a skater and I'm so crushing on him
00:04:51oh hey Gabby
00:04:53yo
00:04:53that's Eric
00:04:56I was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in?
00:05:02yeah sure
00:05:02sweet
00:05:03man I'm in
00:05:03awesome
00:05:05got a boat
00:05:06later babes
00:05:07oh my god oh my god he's just calling me
00:05:10shh
00:05:10I think he likes you
00:05:13okay now for the important stuff
00:05:15stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk
00:05:20if you want to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro
00:05:23he gets handsy
00:05:25hey watch out
00:05:26oh my god
00:05:33I'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38I know
00:05:39thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl?
00:05:56yeah
00:05:56I'm Chasen
00:06:00Rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:05come on Chasen
00:06:10homeroom's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash
00:06:14might catch something
00:06:15ugh look at the second hand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20Chasen come on
00:06:21later
00:06:21I'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32clearly I don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54I'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56Rose Smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04I trust that you'll all welcome Rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12is it just Rose?
00:07:13yes
00:07:14Rose will suffice
00:07:15how about second hand Rose?
00:07:19that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow
00:07:28oh my god
00:07:28ow
00:07:29there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it?
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32I need my contact solution or something
00:07:33Rose can you go get it for me?
00:07:35yeah
00:07:35where is it?
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:37over there?
00:07:37go
00:07:38go
00:07:38oh my god
00:07:50what are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:57I thought that um
00:07:59that'll show the bitch
00:08:11oh my god
00:08:15Rose
00:08:20where are you?
00:08:26are you showering with a boy?
00:08:31Rose
00:08:31what are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:08:38Jason?
00:08:39is that you?
00:08:40are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42don't lie to me
00:08:43I saw her come in here
00:08:44what do I do?
00:08:45how is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here
00:09:02before I get caught
00:09:02I'm so sorry
00:09:29excuse you much
00:09:39why are you wet?
00:09:46I
00:09:46how's your eye?
00:09:52miraculously better
00:09:53what exactly is going on here?
00:10:15nothing
00:10:15absolutely nothing
00:10:17but
00:10:18I think
00:10:19someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22hmm
00:10:22listen up secondhand Rose
00:10:26chasing
00:10:27off limits
00:10:28understand?
00:10:30unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet
00:10:36so
00:10:36you know what
00:10:38with a little makeup
00:10:40better clothes
00:10:42and maybe a
00:10:42brush through your hair
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us
00:10:47that's it
00:10:49you are my new project
00:10:51tomorrow
00:10:52my house
00:10:53makeover
00:10:53okay
00:10:56you know what they say right
00:11:02keep your friends close
00:11:04and your competition closer
00:11:06ugh
00:11:07can't we re-signed up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14it's gonna be so fun
00:11:15well it's
00:11:17more than fun
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:20you don't have money
00:11:21we'll win
00:11:23I promise
00:11:24we'll win
00:11:25plus
00:11:26I'll get to hang out with Eric
00:11:27you're crazy
00:11:29Rose
00:11:31what are you doing?
00:11:32we're signing up
00:11:34for the academic decathlon
00:11:36oh
00:11:37okay
00:11:39well first of all
00:11:40you can't hang out with Gabby
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd
00:11:42and Queen B's don't associate with nerds
00:11:44secondly
00:11:45the academic decathlon
00:11:47is for geeks and losers
00:11:48cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:50be there
00:11:52it's okay
00:12:01it's okay
00:12:01being a Queen B is
00:12:04important
00:12:05and it's your chance to be popular
00:12:07it's not important to me
00:12:09I mean you're not
00:12:11that smart anyways
00:12:12so
00:12:13what are you talking about?
00:12:16I have a 4.0
00:12:17and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:19just go
00:12:20you're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:22fine
00:12:24whatever
00:12:26wow
00:12:34you're fitting in fast
00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected
00:12:40thank you
00:12:42she means that as a compliment
00:12:43probably
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45definitely
00:12:46you know
00:12:48it's not every day
00:12:49someone can go from background
00:12:50to center stage overnight
00:12:51yes I'm a fast learner
00:12:53wow
00:12:55so modest
00:12:56loves it
00:12:57hey
00:12:59good form out there
00:13:01thanks
00:13:01not too bad for someone
00:13:03who almost
00:13:04knocked out a freshman
00:13:05with my pom pom
00:13:06I would've paid to see that
00:13:08oh my god
00:13:11ow
00:13:12I think I pulled something
00:13:13you okay?
00:13:14no
00:13:15oh god
00:13:17Jason
00:13:19I think I need a heroic exit
00:13:22you're not serious
00:13:23I am
00:13:24if I fall and shatter my kneecap
00:13:27it's your fault
00:13:27don't worry
00:13:36I'll bring him back
00:13:37later
00:13:39yeah
00:13:40I'll see ya
00:13:41she's being nice
00:13:43that's never a good sign
00:13:45oh my god
00:13:49ew
00:13:49look at these losers
00:13:50my bestie
00:13:51Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:13:52doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53private tutors
00:13:54well maybe she
00:13:56wants to go to regular high school
00:13:58and be a regular teen
00:13:59um
00:13:59no
00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians
00:14:02she told me so herself
00:14:02wow
00:14:04you know
00:14:07for fun
00:14:07sometimes the girls and I
00:14:09we start gossip chains
00:14:10to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:11gossip chains
00:14:13watch this
00:14:14now watch what happens
00:14:26ew
00:14:29hey Eric
00:14:36just leave me alone Gabby
00:14:41why don't you go hang out
00:14:42with your rich little friend
00:14:43what?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:14:46you really thought
00:14:47I wouldn't find out
00:14:48Gabby
00:15:01you okay?
00:15:04do you care?
00:15:05of course I do
00:15:06you lied to me
00:15:09what?
00:15:11you're Audrey freaking
00:15:13Wintersby
00:15:14wait what?
00:15:15you let me sit there
00:15:17and open up to you
00:15:18like we were equals
00:15:19like you're not some
00:15:20big legacy
00:15:21with a tennis court
00:15:22and a driver
00:15:23and a coal estate
00:15:24who told you?
00:15:26doesn't matter
00:15:27coach is looking for you
00:15:28yeah I'm coming
00:15:29Gabby
00:15:32I'm so sorry
00:15:34I just want to
00:15:34end the gossip
00:15:35everyone thinks
00:15:37I hooked up with Eric
00:15:37they're calling me
00:15:39take a thought
00:15:40okay I
00:15:43didn't start that
00:15:45but I also
00:15:46didn't stop it
00:15:47and I hate myself
00:15:48for that
00:15:49let me make it up
00:15:52to you
00:15:53how?
00:15:57give me one chance
00:15:59this Saturday
00:16:00I'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:03skip it
00:16:04I want to show you
00:16:05something no one
00:16:06gets to see
00:16:07no tricks
00:16:09just the truth
00:16:10if you're lying
00:16:14I swear to god
00:16:15I am so not dressed
00:16:32for whatever tax bracket
00:16:33this is
00:16:34relax
00:16:35it's just where I live
00:16:37it's not who I am
00:16:38you say that
00:16:39but I just passed
00:16:39a tennis quote
00:16:40with your name on it
00:16:41and
00:16:42you have a butler
00:16:44okay technically
00:16:45my parents do
00:16:47but
00:16:47yeah Norman likes me better
00:16:49so bye
00:16:50come on
00:16:55why would you ever go to
00:17:14Hayton High
00:17:15I was lonely
00:17:17and
00:17:18I wanted to make friends
00:17:20and
00:17:22I wanted a boyfriend
00:17:24I would trade places
00:17:25with you every day
00:17:26it's not all that
00:17:29plus
00:17:30no amount of money
00:17:31can protect you
00:17:32from people like
00:17:33Sloan
00:17:33so what are you gonna do
00:17:37I'm gonna take her down
00:17:40how?
00:17:42you wanna know
00:17:42another secret
00:17:43I'm actually
00:17:44really good
00:17:45at tennis
00:17:46no way
00:17:48no way
00:17:49I could teach you
00:17:50girls day
00:17:51and a vendetta
00:17:53and that's rich
00:17:55yeah
00:18:19she did that on purpose
00:18:25she looked me dead in the eye
00:18:27and bam
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:29you can ask Abby
00:18:30I missed like
00:18:32five in a row
00:18:33she looked me
00:18:34dead in the eyes
00:18:35it's called
00:18:35eye contact
00:18:37Sloan
00:18:37it's a basic social skill
00:18:40she smiles when she hit me
00:18:42I smile a lot
00:18:44it's polite
00:18:45enough
00:18:46this isn't court TV
00:18:49Miss Smith
00:18:50do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally
00:18:57hit another girl
00:18:59in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball
00:19:02you should definitely
00:19:04believe that
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic
00:19:07liar
00:19:08you're wearing like
00:19:09three different brands of lipstick
00:19:11and I'm the criminal
00:19:12listen here
00:19:17Rose Smith
00:19:18consider this your strike one
00:19:20three strikes
00:19:22and you're out
00:19:24Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:19:32Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:19:37what did you say
00:19:40found this on the ground
00:19:42oh I've been looking for this
00:19:45Eric please
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life
00:19:50please don't
00:19:51yeah no
00:19:52your secret's safe with me
00:19:53just
00:19:56like best friends
00:19:57um
00:19:59okay
00:20:01I think you swear
00:20:02uh
00:20:05okay
00:20:05Pinky swear
00:20:07so
00:20:08wanna sit together at lunch
00:20:10I already made plans
00:20:13to sit with Gab
00:20:14Eric
00:20:17she didn't
00:20:18say those things about you
00:20:19that was just
00:20:20Sloan doing a gossip chain
00:20:22right
00:20:23that figures
00:20:24Pinky swear
00:20:27awesome
00:20:30awesome
00:20:31but the point being
00:20:38Eric knows
00:20:40you didn't say anything
00:20:41that it was all
00:20:42Sloan's gossip chain
00:20:43oh my god
00:20:44I'm so relieved
00:20:46so you and Eric
00:20:51are hanging out now
00:20:52just friends
00:20:54promise
00:20:57what the fuck
00:20:59is your problem
00:21:00what are you talking about
00:21:02why are you being such a bitch
00:21:04look who's talking
00:21:06you tormented Gabby
00:21:08you torment everyone
00:21:10actually
00:21:11you
00:21:11are the massive bitch
00:21:13okay
00:21:13since when do you care about geeks and losers
00:21:15since forever
00:21:16I have
00:21:18no idea
00:21:19what I was thinking
00:21:20hanging out with you
00:21:21oh please
00:21:22you loved it
00:21:23you loved every second of it
00:21:25I tolerated it
00:21:27because I thought there might be something decent
00:21:29under all that designer knockoff and ego
00:21:31oh honey
00:21:32your halo
00:21:33it's slipping
00:21:34and yours
00:21:35was always fake
00:21:37oh honey
00:21:44your halo
00:21:45it's slipping
00:21:46and yours
00:21:47was always
00:21:48fake
00:21:49you have a complete
00:21:51lack of compassion
00:21:52for everyone
00:21:53around you
00:21:54and
00:21:55by the way
00:21:56your taste
00:21:57is abhorrent
00:21:58okay
00:21:59I don't know what that means
00:22:00but it better mean
00:22:01awesome
00:22:01it means it sucks
00:22:04says the homeless white trash girl
00:22:06who dresses like a bum
00:22:08says the low class loser
00:22:09with the manners of a goat
00:22:11okay
00:22:11well you think you're better than me
00:22:13because you have some pity followers
00:22:14and Jason said hi to you
00:22:15I've always been better than you
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it
00:22:19this is war Rose Smith
00:22:31bring it on
00:22:33you bitch
00:22:44hey
00:22:46hey
00:23:12hey
00:23:13hey
00:23:14I need to ask you something
00:23:16it's kind of important
00:23:18no
00:23:19it's really
00:23:20it's actually kind of lame
00:23:21what's up
00:23:23I was hoping
00:23:25maybe
00:23:26you could
00:23:27coach me in tennis
00:23:29after hitting Sloan in the face
00:23:31I could really use the help
00:23:33I can
00:23:33yeah
00:23:34definitely coach you
00:23:35cool
00:23:37after school
00:23:38after school
00:23:41it's a date
00:23:43it's a date
00:23:43yeah
00:23:51I can't do it
00:24:03like this
00:24:07like that
00:24:12okay
00:24:13ready
00:24:15oh
00:24:18yeah
00:24:23you should join the tennis team
00:24:27you know
00:24:30I think that's an excellent idea
00:24:35yeah
00:24:36yeah
00:24:36hey
00:24:38you
00:24:40you bitch
00:24:53you won't get away with this
00:24:56whoops
00:25:08looks like laundry day came early
00:25:10what the hell
00:25:26no no no no no no
00:25:34you gotta be kidding me
00:25:36oh my god
00:25:44oh my god
00:25:56oh my god
00:25:58oh my god
00:26:00oh my god
00:26:07oh my god
00:26:09oh my god
00:26:10oh my god
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:45Here, take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:54I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Is everything okay?
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:32Oh my god.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:40Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember.
00:27:59You're representing the school.
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38Same as you.
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:46Boobie.
00:29:05I'm going to sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:11Everyone, I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:23And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:26Better show up.
00:29:26So, are you going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:45Listen, you want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:55No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:18Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare?
00:31:29Uh, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:33Truth or dare?
00:31:33Truth or dare?
00:31:36Truth or dare?
00:31:38Uh, I don't think it's a real point.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:48Virgin!
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:52Okay.
00:31:54Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:04You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait. What?
00:32:08Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose. Rose.
00:32:12Rose. Rose. Rose.
00:32:14Rose. Rose. Rose.
00:32:16Rose. Rose.
00:32:24What the hell?
00:32:26Hey. Watch out, asshole.
00:32:28Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:34No, Gabi. Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:40Okay.
00:32:42Chasen. You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare? Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:00I'd love to.
00:33:02I'm so sorry.
00:33:14Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:16Oh, my God.
00:33:18Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:32I'm so sorry.
00:33:34I'm so sorry.
00:33:36I'm so sorry.
00:33:38I'm so sorry.
00:33:40I'm so sorry.
00:33:42I forgot.
00:33:44The door was here.
00:33:46Hi.
00:33:49Hi.
00:34:09You're so beautiful.
00:34:18What the?
00:34:26What the?
00:34:48Wait, what?
00:35:00Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:03Gross.
00:35:05What?
00:35:06It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:08He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:11I have photos.
00:35:13He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:16But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Perry?
00:35:35I know who that man is.
00:35:39It's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys.
00:35:41Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue?
00:35:46Yeah.
00:35:47That was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh my God, shut up!
00:35:51They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:04Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:07Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:09I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop!
00:36:12Stop!
00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:15Oh!
00:36:16Oh, shit!
00:36:21What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:29You're a liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:31Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:33No.
00:36:34She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:36Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:48She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:50Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:53Oh, my God.
00:36:56Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Huh?
00:37:11I can't do this anymore.
00:37:12Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:15Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No, forget it.
00:37:24Forget everything.
00:37:25You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:28I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:30He's an asshole.
00:37:32But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:35Yeah.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37He was just kidding.
00:37:39Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:48Come on, just say yes.
00:37:50Okay.
00:37:51Okay.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:53Okay.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:55Where I was.
00:37:56Early for my first real date.
00:37:57Hello?
00:37:58This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:37:59Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:00But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:04Mm.
00:38:057 p.m.
00:38:06Oh.
00:38:07Okay.
00:38:08Thanks.
00:38:09Hmm.
00:38:10Hmm.
00:38:11Understand the assignment?
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight,
00:38:15but Mr. Gray has called me to tell you
00:38:16that your new reservation has been moved
00:38:18to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh, okay, thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:40Good.
00:38:44Hell.
00:39:07Jason?
00:39:10I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been stood out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:39What?
00:39:42Hey, do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:09What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk, and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But, um, look, there's something I've got to tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin, and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:50I'm going to run to the bathroom.
00:40:55I'm going to run to the bathroom.
00:40:55You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:22What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:44It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:46Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:00Hey, virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:13Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight.
00:44:23No!
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow, ow, ow, my foot.
00:44:29Oh, my God, I think she broke my foot.
00:44:33Bros.
00:44:35This school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:39Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:43Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:51I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:44:55Go!
00:45:07And expelled.
00:45:09But the Academy Decathlon.
00:45:14We're going to be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid idiotic, stupid bitch.
00:45:32What?
00:45:33You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not going to go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:43I said, this has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up.
00:45:48Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:59I'm so sorry.
00:46:00I'm so sorry.
00:46:01I'm so sorry.
00:46:02I knew Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:05I knew Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:31And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But.
00:46:34You, and your drama, like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:47:04You, and your drama, like, why couldn't you just be a stupid bear?
00:47:17You get another gift.
00:47:25And you go to ice cream, and you can go to ice cream.
00:47:30Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to.
00:48:17But then the whole date thing happened.
00:48:20And you and Sloane happened.
00:48:23And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:29I was sleeping with Sloane.
00:48:32She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:55Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:06And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:10For me.
00:49:11And not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:20You're so beautiful.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:26You're so beautiful.
00:49:27You've got a nice dress.
00:49:29You're so beautiful.
00:49:31I'm so beautiful.
00:49:32I'm so beautiful.
00:49:33And I'm so beautiful.
00:49:35You're so beautiful.
00:49:36Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:02I have an idea.
00:50:07What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:26You aren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:35You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:41Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:48And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:50Okay.
00:50:51Okay.
00:50:52Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:54Oh!
00:50:57Oh!
00:50:58Oh!
00:51:00Oh!
00:51:01Oh!
00:51:02Oh!
00:51:03Oh!
00:51:04Oh!
00:51:05Oh!
00:51:06Oh!
00:51:07Oh!
00:51:09Oh!
00:51:10Oh!
00:51:11Oh!
00:51:12Oh!
00:51:13Oh!
00:51:18You're different when you're like this.
00:51:21Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:24I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:31Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:38And it doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:08I love you, Rose.
00:52:24I love you, too.
00:52:38I love you, too.
00:53:08I worked up an after-drive.
00:53:18So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:57Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Quick, Jason.
00:55:46Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49It's just Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really Audrey Rose.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:18She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:26Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day.
00:57:01Not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloan drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:18Bye.
00:57:28Okay.
00:57:28It is time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:45And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is...
00:57:54Audrey Rose Winterspear.
00:57:58Come on, get up there, Ron.
00:58:19Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are, between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls, this time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:41But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:48Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:53I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:57But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:06Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:14Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:25She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:30Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:34Hey.
00:59:35You wanna dance?
00:59:49Hey, want to dance?
01:00:05Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:14All right, all right.
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing,
01:00:17but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:34Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:47And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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