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00:00Good evening, thank you!

00:05Yes!

00:08What happiness!

00:10Thank you so much!

00:13Thank you very much, thank you!

00:15What a beautiful day!

00:17What a beautiful day!

00:18You meet!

00:20It's an amazing day!

00:22First of all, since this morning, everyone has been telling me to fuck off!

00:27Even my friends, they all told me to fuck off!

00:31So much so, I said to myself, this is something you can only do once!

00:35It's the first day!

00:37I thought, what would it be like if someone told me to fuck off to a thousand people, for example?

00:43Could you do that for me?

00:45Wait, wait!

00:47Big shit!

00:49I don't want to miss that one!

00:51I'll do 3, 2, 1, you tell me to fuck it, it'll be better after!

00:54They have 3, 2, 1...

00:56Big shit!

00:57Rache, it feels good!

01:00On the other hand, there are some who pushed a little too hard!

01:03You have to open the back, open it!

01:08Because honestly, imagine what a guy's life would be like.

01:11who would constantly take into account the proverbs!

01:15You see, that is to say, I take a guy at random,

01:18I'll take a guy, for example, who's doing his last day of work, because after that, he's going on vacation!

01:23So, you're going to ask me, why is he talking to us about going on vacation?

01:27It has nothing to do with it!

01:28No !

01:29It has nothing to do with it!

01:30But it's important for the end of the story, you'll see!

01:33So, the guy, everything he does is related to the proverb!

01:37So he gets up in the morning!

01:39Because he knows that the future belongs to those who get up early!

01:43So, wake up at 6 o'clock! This is no joke!

01:46Well, there he is, getting up, it's only the first step that's difficult!

01:50He's trying to get off on the right foot!

01:53And with a good eye!

01:55Finally, good foot, good eye!

01:57You see?

01:58There he is ironing his shirt!

02:01By the way, he strikes while the iron is hot!

02:06There he leaves his house and he is very very careful!

02:10Because he knows that all roads lead to Rome!

02:15And he doesn't give a damn, he works in Paris!

02:17He doesn't want to go to Rome!

02:19So, you're careful!

02:21On the way, he meets a friend who says to him, “How are you?”

02:25Well, he says, "No!"

02:27Because he knows that not all truths are good to tell!

02:31Then he continues, he arrives, he passes in front of a grocer!

02:36And there he is looking at the eggs!

02:44He wants to steal one!

02:48And then he thought, he said to himself, "What am I going to do with an ox?"

02:55I don't even have a plow to put in front of it!

02:58And anyway, I'm going to be missing one beef!

03:00Even if there's one in the hand, it's better than two in the bush!

03:03Anyway, by procrastinating, he's going to end up losing his job with his bullshit!

03:08Because even if money doesn't have a smell, when it's gone, it still smells like shit!

03:13He finally arrives at work, he says to himself "Better late than never!"

03:17Half an hour later, he looks at his watch, it's 11:30!

03:22And yes, just enough time for him to get home to see noon at his door!

03:29And since he already gave his cat to be looked after because of the holidays!

03:35He thinks he has a good chance of seeing dancing mice!

03:39He wouldn't want to miss this!

03:41It's lunch time!

03:42He's hungry!

03:43He can't even lick his lips because he gave his tongue to the cat the day before.

03:47because there was something he didn't know!

03:49So he's hungry!

03:51So he has no ears!

03:54But not at all!

03:56Unlike walls!

03:57Who, they, have some!

03:59So he doesn't hear the dogs barking!

04:04So the caravan passes and the holidays,

04:08Wallou!

04:14Well, right off the bat, I shit a little on my shrink, just in case!

04:18That's it, it's done!

04:20But, actually, I have to tell him that I love him!

04:22He even makes me laugh!

04:23When I arrive at his house, he always welcomes me with a big smile!

04:28He asks me, "So, how are you?"

04:31And then you have to answer him, “Badly! Very bad!”

04:33And he goes, "Good! Good! That's good!"

04:37Well, you see, we're making good progress!

04:39Do you cry often?

04:40Yes, all the time!

04:41GOOD !

04:42Well, you see, in just 4 years, we've done a lot of work!

04:47Oh! I can still see you coming into my office!

04:50Like that, a hell of a catch!

04:52A smile!

04:53Then, ready to forgive everyone!

04:56Ready to laugh at everything!

04:57I see you now, I say!

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