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I want this strange guy to be my husband Money Robots and a Happy 4th of July ReelShort
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00:00If he's rich, but it's blue the legs say if you don't marry David
00:04They'll make sure blue take AI won't get funding from any other investors. There's no way to shut them up
00:10Unless you could get married to someone else
00:19Hey, you uh, what's your name?
00:22Tobias, Tobias Stark
00:25Age?
00:2630
00:28Occupation?
00:29I just fulfilled my service with the Marine Corps
00:31I'm kind of in between jobs right now
00:34Ah, so you're a military grunt
00:37Must mean you don't make a lot of money
00:39You married?
00:40Not yet, but I...
00:41I'm in a rush, so let me just think quick
00:43My name is Jasmine Bloom
00:45I'm 25 years old
00:47My net worth is around a few billion
00:50And I'm the CEO of the largest AI tech company in America
00:53Bloom Tech AI
00:56Good for you
00:57Let's get married
01:01Get what?
01:02Get married
01:03Think of it as a business deal
01:05You play my husband and I give you 100k a month
01:09Miss, I'm sorry, I can't marry you
01:12200k
01:13Plus a mansion
01:15Miss, I'm sorry I can't
01:18I'm engaged
01:19Oh, sorry
01:21I'm really gonna have to marry the evil David Lang
01:24So you're the CEO of Bloom Tech
01:26Yes
01:27I like what you guys are doing down there
01:29It would be a shame if it went under
01:32Maybe I can help you out with something
01:34Give me a phone
01:35Okay
01:36Okay
01:42Hi, David Lang
01:43It's Toby
01:44Yeah, that Toby
01:45Listen, stop bothering Miss Bloom
01:47Or else I'm gonna cancel my contracts with you
01:49What the hell are you doing?
01:50Don't piss him off
01:51He's rich and powerful
01:52Not as powerful as me
01:54You're making it worse
01:55He won't be bothering you anymore
01:57He says he'll apologize to you too
02:01Oh
02:06I'm sorry
02:07I didn't mean to
02:08Do you know how much trouble you've caused?
02:10I need to fix this
02:11I need these investments
02:12Worry about the Langs
02:13There won't be a problem anymore
02:15I've taken care of it
02:16In fact
02:17You'll be receiving a considerable grant
02:19From Stark Enterprises
02:21I hope that you can take Bloom Tech AI to the top
02:24You're lying
02:25Stark Enterprises is the number one arm tech company
02:28In the entire world
02:29They have billions of equity
02:31Invested in dozens of industries
02:34Who do you think you are?
02:35Who do you want?
02:36Hmm
02:36She doesn't need to know
02:37I'm CEO of Stark Enterprises
02:40Staying low-key
02:41You know what?
02:42Screw you
02:43Get off my boat
02:44Oh, this is my boat
02:49Man, she's a feisty girl
02:53I can see why she's taking Bloom Tech AI to the top
02:57I think I'm gonna invest in her company
03:03Daniella is so much nicer than her
03:06I bet she's excited to see her
03:21Ugh!
03:21I cannot believe the caliber of this banquet
03:24And it's all just for me
03:26Bloom Tech is so lucky to have you
03:29Is their CEO Jasmine Bloom coming?
03:32Jasmine Bloom is number one on the Forbes list
03:35I'm obsessed with her
03:36But she's super mysterious
03:38I don't even know what she looks like
03:43Now that I've finished my service in the Marine Corps
03:45I can finally come home to my girlfriend
03:49Daniella will be so moved when she learns
03:51I've been financing her behind the scenes all these years
03:54Time to make her big day even better
03:59Tobias is here?
04:01I thought he was deployed
04:04Daniella, I'm back
04:06Dobie, you're back
04:07Why?
04:10I've returned from active duty
04:11Big day
04:13Can't miss my girls
04:14Welcome banquet with Bloom Tech
04:16I've got some flowers
04:26You're mad, aren't you?
04:27You know, being long distance for three years
04:29We've had it tough
04:30But I'm not leaving you again
04:31Oh no
04:32Please
04:33Leave
04:34I have no interest in seeing you anymore
04:37You're really this mad?
04:38Oh my god
04:40I thought you were poor
04:42But you're stupid too
04:44But that's alright
04:45I can spell it out for him
04:46Tobias
04:48You and I?
04:49Breaking up
04:50You're breaking up with me?
04:51Hmm
04:52But I just got back
04:53I'm not going to get deployed anymore
04:54I've returned to civilian life
04:56Yeah, coincidentally
04:57Just as I've gotten this amazing new job
05:00With Bloom Tech AI
05:01And I'm making millions
05:05See that up there?
05:06Yeah
05:08That's what real money
05:10Real power looks like
05:11You are just an uneducated pig
05:15That is trying to leech off of my daughter
05:18I'm not trying to leech off anyone
05:20Daniella, I mean
05:21We've been together for five years
05:22And I've given you everything
05:24Why would you want to toss that away?
05:27Grow up, Toby
05:29Happily ever after is for children
05:31In the real world
05:33What matters is status
05:34Power
05:35And money
05:36You're blinded by money
05:38And to think that I was going to reveal my true identity
05:43That I am
05:44That you are an ex-marine
05:46With no degree
05:47And no job
05:48No car
05:50And no house
05:51And I promise you these fake medals
05:53Yeah, they're not going to cover up your dece-
05:55Hi
05:57What?
05:58Miss Bloom
05:59David Lang just issued a public apology
06:00He said he won't bother you anymore
06:01No way
06:02And I have better news
06:03Stark Enterprises
06:04Just sent us a ten billion dollar deal
06:06The largest military supplier wants to invest in us
06:21Oh my god
06:23That man from the boat
06:25He wasn't lying
06:27What's going on?
06:29Esther, you have to find him
06:31Right away
06:32That ex-marine Tobias Stark
06:34I need to know everything about this man ASAP
06:37A vet, Miss Bloom?
06:38Why?
06:39I want to marry him
06:43Marry him?
06:44Yes
06:47Tobias
06:49You're mine
06:50That means you're mine
06:51Awesome
06:52You're mine
06:53Go
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