It's Showtime: Ogie, NATAMEME SA ‘BACK TO YOU’ NI ESCORT JEREMY! (Escort Mo, Show Mo)

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Aired (August 12, 2025): Natikom na lang ang bibig ni OPM Chief Ogie Alcasid nang ma-’back to you’ siya ni Escort Jeremy pagkatapos niya itong banatan at tawaging duwende! #GMANetwork   Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez.   Monday to Saturday, 12NN on #GMA Network. #ItsShowtime #MadlangKapuso   For more It’s Showtime Highlights, click the link below: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGRhcC_vtOrbo1gjPILNyCBKw7tSgxQrJ   Watch It's Showtime full episodes here: https://www.gmanetwork.com/fullepisodes/home/its_showtime

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00:00Okay, Jeremy, ito ang iyong eksena.

00:04Katatapos mo lang magsampay ng mga nilabhan mong damit.

00:08Nang biglang nagsiga ang kapitbahay mong si Kuya Ogie.

00:13Ano ang gagawin mo?

00:15Bad rip yan, ha?

00:16Oo, kalalabahin mo lang.

00:18Eh, yung usok na yun, kakapit yun sa labahan.

00:21Ulit yun, ulit ka.

00:23Tsaka paano kung gabundok yung labahan mo, eh?

00:26Hindi talagang uulitin mo lahat yun.

00:28Nagsiga ka.

00:28Correct.

00:30Eh, ang hirap-hirap maglaba.

00:31Lalo yung mga puti.

00:33Yes.

00:33Kasi syempre yung galing sa usok ng siga, kakapit yun sa puti din.

00:37Lalo na tagulan.

00:38Tagulan ngayon, mahirap magpatuyo ng sinampay.

00:42O, naintindihan mo ba, bro?

00:44Naintindihan mo yung tanong?

00:45Jeremy.

00:46Jeremy, Jeremy.

00:47Isa pa daw, isa pa daw.

00:48One more chance.

00:49Daba ba ba?

00:50Ito ang eksena.

00:51Ano ang gagawin?

00:53Hindi, ipotaw.

00:54Kakatapos mo lang magsampay ng mga nilabhan mong damit.

00:57Nang biglang nagsiga ang kapit-bahay mong si Kuya Ogie, ano ang gagawin mo?

01:04Okay, ready na.

01:05Simulan lang natin ang eksena.

01:07Sagot mo.

01:08Show mo.

01:09Sino ba ang papalag saan?

01:12Sino papalag?

01:16Penoy balot!

01:17Sadalila.

01:18Boss.

01:19Bossing.

01:20Alo!

01:20Parang Ogie, bakit naman nagpauso ka dito sa...

01:23Ano ang problema mo?

01:23Sadalila, sadekat mo na.

01:25Hindi ka siga.

01:26Nagsisiga.

01:27Nagsisiga lang, oo.

01:28Nagsisiga.

01:28Kala.

01:29Ayon.

01:30Ayon ang karakter mo.

01:32Nagsisiga.

01:33Nagsisiga.

01:34Take two.

01:35Take two.

01:36Take two.

01:37Five, four, three, two.

01:37Nagsisigay ako.

01:39Action.

01:41Action!

01:42Ano yan?

01:43Sadalila, ano yan?

01:44Hindi higa.

01:45Hindi higa.

01:46Nagsisiga, kuya.

01:48Nagsisiga.

01:49Sorry.

01:50Hali.

01:51Okay, sisiga.

01:52Take three.

01:53Five, four, three, two.

01:55Action.

01:55Oh, there's so many leaves here.

01:57Wow, Sosyal.

01:58I have to bark the leaves.

02:01Ay, kalala ko ba?

02:02Kalala ko lang.

02:03Ay, may nagpapaka.

02:04Ah, 20!

02:05Ay, 20!

02:07Ay!

02:07Back to you.

02:11Back to you na.

02:12Back to you ka, kay Ogi.

02:15Paring Ogi, ba't naman nagpapauso ka ngayon?

02:17Paring mo.

02:18Magang magang.

02:18Magang maging kumpare?

02:20Ano, pare?

02:21Lasing ka rin?

02:22Ayisda.

02:23Ayisda rin.

02:24Ano yan?

02:25Ano yung sinasabi mo?

02:26Bakit naman nagpapauso ka?

02:27Kakakalaba ko lang ng mga sinampay ko.

02:29Ang daming dahon.

02:31There's so many leaves here.

02:32I have to burn it.

02:33Alam mo, paring Ogi, ang ginagawa dyan, dinedecompose yan.

02:37Ilagay mo sa ilalim ng lupa, ibaon mo.

02:41Paring pagmumukha ni paring sarap ibaon sa lupa para tumubo ulit ng magandang panimula.

02:47Eh, pero ito ang alam kong paraan kung paano maubos pa.

02:50Hindi ganun, pare.

02:52Eh, no.

02:53Kasi kasambay ko lang.

02:56Paalis ako pa showtime ako mamaya.

02:58May laban ako sa escort mo show mo.

03:00Sige nga, ituro mo sa akin.

03:01Ano ba ang dapat mong tagawin?

03:02Ano ba ang karapat-dapat tagawin?

03:04Ganito.

03:05Para maging maayos.

03:06Ganito, paring Ogi.

03:07Kumuha ka ng pala.

03:09Pala.

03:10At may bigyan nga ito ng beat.

03:11Bigyan mo ako ng beat.

03:13Bigyan nila ako, sisingot.

03:15Bigyan nila, bigyan nila, bigyan nila man.

03:16Na ito yung pala.

03:23Tayot maghukay.

03:26Para ibaon.

03:28Ang mga gula.

03:30Ay, gula ba yan?

03:31Dahon pala.

03:33Pagkatapos ibaon.

03:36Obos na yung laway.

03:38Lagyan ang lupa.

03:41Ito'y magiging pataba.

03:43Yo!

03:45Yeet!

03:45Oh, that's it!

03:46That's it, Ogie.

03:47You were a little bit on the face.

03:49And then?

03:50I'm a little bit on the face.

03:52That's what I would say.

03:54Thank you, Bo.

03:55You were a little bit on the face.

03:57You know, he was a little bit on the face.

04:00You're a composer, right?

04:02That's the attack of Jeremy Grimard.

04:05Thank you, escort number three.

04:25I love you.

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