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00:00I swear you've got to be open to the door and one of you laugh.
00:02Rubber baby, Rubber baby, Rubber baby, Rubber baby.
00:04There we go, there we go.
00:06Rubber!
00:08Alright, alright.
00:10Bitches.
00:12Alright, three, two, one.
00:16I'm so hungry.
00:20Um.
00:22Michael, where's your mum?
00:24His mum's...
00:26Wait.
00:28Wait.
00:30Yeah, where is your mum?
00:32Bruh.
00:34Bruh.
00:36I was gonna say long.
00:38Don't blame that on me.
00:40You took so fucking long to say the line.
00:42That whole time I was just looking at reels.
00:44I don't know what's happening.
00:46I don't know where the script is.
00:48I don't know where the script is.
00:50I wanted to take it away.
00:52Oh my god.
00:54And sending reels to karma.
00:56But she said she's dead.
00:58Do you have the script in the discord?
01:00Oh shit.
01:02She said that after you asked.
01:04Yeah, Michael, where's your mum?
01:06Yeah, and you didn't say...
01:08And fourth, you didn't say it in the right tone.
01:10You gotta be like, yeah, where is your mum?
01:12You know, you gotta have a little gig.
01:14Yeah, where is your mum?
01:16No, you gotta like say it in like a sly way.
01:20Like a flirtatious way kind of, you know?
01:22Where is your mum?
01:24Yeah, where is your mum?
01:26Yeah, like that.
01:28Like that. Alright.
01:30Bro, Marcy, are you an hour?
01:32Bro.
01:34Bro.
01:36I need to...
01:38Bro, because I'm actually laying down in real life.
01:40So this looks good.
01:42And I'm just...
01:44You just saw me backflip.
01:46Like, bro.
01:48Okay.
01:50Okay.
01:51Do you have the script in the discord?
01:53Yes.
01:54Okay.
01:55Can you pin it for me?
01:57I'll read it the day it came out.
01:59I sped, ran it, and then I forgot it.
02:03Bro.
02:04God.
02:05Do you know I'm gonna always say it anyway?
02:07Literally, the moment it came out, I was like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
02:10Okay, done.
02:11And then I forgot.
02:12My window just opened by itself.
02:13What the fuck?
02:14Fizzy, I'll say the dumbest shit for you.
02:16Okay.
02:17I see it.
02:18Michael says they're hungry.
02:20I ask where the mum is.
02:21He says, yeah, where's your mum?
02:22They say that my mum's dead.
02:23They say, you get make a sandwich.
02:25You talk about women.
02:26Sparks argument.
02:27There you go.
02:28Dumb shit done.
02:29Fourth cut.
02:30Mox comes in and does his wizard shit.
02:32And then the episode continues.
02:33Yeah, you're supposed to-
02:34Alright.
02:35So, Kathy, you're supposed to end the conversation with-
02:36If only you-
02:39If only you knew how it is to be a woman.
02:42Alright, are you guys ready?
02:44Why do I have to make you-
02:45Oh, also-
02:46Also-
02:47Make David more girly than I am.
02:50Did that work?
02:52That's kinda crazy.
02:53Um-
02:54Yeah, that worked.
02:55Alright, so Spider, you also say some things.
02:57Because you're a girl too.
02:58Even though you didn't really get to beat one.
02:59Cause you're like 10.
03:00You didn't get your first period yet, chat.
03:02Anyway.
03:03And you're dead.
03:06Oh, my neck.
03:07Okay.
03:08Fucking cricket legs, bro.
03:13How do I flip people off again?
03:14I can't flip people off.
03:15It's always the top, but-
03:17What the fuck?
03:18What the fuck?
03:19Yeah, but every time I do it, it just switches me to rock'n'roll.
03:21Yeah, because-
03:22But Navajo Avatar doesn't have it.
03:23It does!
03:24No, it does!
03:25It does!
03:26I did it in the last-
03:27I did-
03:28I did it in the first episode.
03:29I flipped this one off while she was smoking.
03:32Maybe-
03:33Yeah, sometimes it does rock'n'roll.
03:34I have no idea why, actually.
03:36Anyways, continue, guys.
03:37Anyways, continue, guys.
03:38It's like a pattern you have to do.
03:39I just have to use your creepy hands, bro.
03:41Pfff.
03:42Alright, anyway.
03:43Alright.
03:44Three.
03:45Three.
03:46Two.
03:47One.
03:52I'm so hungry.
03:55Michael, where's your mom?
03:58Yeah, Michael.
04:00Where is your mom?
04:02She's dead!
04:06How many times do I have to say this?
04:10You know he's not right after the accident.
04:15Oh, yeah, he is.
04:17Yeah, he is.
04:18Kathy, you're a woman.
04:19You gotta make-
04:20Go make me a sandwich.
04:21What?
04:22What?
04:23You make me a sandwich?
04:24Nathan's more of a woman than I am.
04:27Why do I have to make you a sandwich?
04:29Yeah, but you're an actual woman.
04:30Oh, please.
04:31You know, I'm tired of you being dead.
04:35I'm tired of you being sexist.
04:36You have no idea how hard it is to be a girl.
04:40Ugh.
04:41No one cares.
04:42Just go make me a sandwich.
04:44It's not that hard.
04:45I'm not making you a sandwich.
04:47Ugh.
04:48Women.
04:49Um.
04:50Yeah.
04:51Women.
04:52Michael, I don't think you can say that.
04:54Yes.
04:55Women.
04:56Women.
04:57Because I don't know.
04:59I'm so used to my mom making me things.
05:02Um.
05:03Well, how do you put your big boy pants on and make yourself food?
05:08Yeah, Michael.
05:09Aren't you like 16?
05:1015.
05:11I won't be 16 until next December.
05:15How long did it take you to drag out that golden 30 again?
05:18Lettuce?
05:19Ugh.
05:20No, I don't want any lettuce.
05:23Whatever.
05:30Bro.
05:31Oh.
05:32Oh.
05:33Oh.
05:34Okay.
05:35What did you say?
05:36Oh no, pop up, nigga.
05:38I will.
05:39I'm like, oh, hell no.
05:40I was-
05:41I was-
05:42I was waiting for you to say it.
05:44Okay.
05:45I was waiting for you to say the line.
05:47That summons and mocked.
05:49Okay.
05:50Okay, we have most of the first team done.
05:52All we need is that one line.
05:53That one line.
05:54Okay.
05:55Alright.
05:56Three.
05:57Two.
05:58One.
05:59Michael.
06:00If only you knew how hard it was to be here at home.
06:03Hold on.
06:04Hold on.
06:05Did that bar-
06:06Did that bar-
06:07Did that bar get through?
06:08Yep.
06:09Yes, yes it did.
06:10I heard that.
06:11I can't-
06:12I can't even have that because I'm supposed to have-
06:13Michael's supposed to be so afraid of dogs.
06:15Michael, if only you-
06:16Why is locks coming out of the bathroom?
06:18That's what I want to know.
06:19Cause he's the toilet wizard!
06:21Cause that's where vaginas come from.
06:23No, they're coming out to-
06:24No, uh,
06:25My-
06:26Chaos, they're coming out to-
06:27They're coming out to Tempec-
06:28The Tempec's peck.
06:30Oh, what?
06:32Anyway, alright, alright, alright, three-
06:34Isn't there an old man consequence, Avatar?
06:36We could just make Moxie old man consequences.
06:39He's shaking like a black and white condom.
06:41That's so funny.
06:42Ohhhh.
06:43You gotta-
06:45Anyway.
06:46Alright, let's redo that one line.
06:48Okay.
06:50What the fuck?
06:51What are you watching?
06:52Anyway!
06:53You just went into commercials.
06:55Keep jumping!
06:56Keep jumping!
06:57Alright, alright, alright.
06:58I shouldn't be watching this the whole time.
06:59You are- three-
07:00Shhh.
07:07What are you doing?
07:08Why are you fucking the camera?
07:10I'll take that from the single card.
07:12I'll open your memory card.
07:14I'll open your memory card.
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07:18Oh my god!
07:19Oh my god!
07:20Oh my god!
07:21Oh my god!
07:22Oh my god!
07:23Okay!
07:24Alright, alright.
07:25Get in here!
07:26Shit!
07:27Okay, okay, okay.
07:28It's great!
07:29It's the screamer pops across the screen when he says that this video is not actually sponsored.
07:32Yeah, I'm gonna put that.
07:33Alright, alright.
07:34Alright.
07:35Three, two, one.
07:37One.
07:38Michael, you have no idea how hard it is to be a woman.
07:42If only you know-
07:43And I guess I never will.
07:45Eh, go make yourself a sandwich, you British bitch.
07:50Sorry.
07:51What is that?
07:52I couldn't think of anything.
07:53What is that?
07:54Michael, is that your dog?
07:55Is that a-
07:56Do you have a dog?
07:57I don't like dogs!
07:58Oh god.
07:59Is it a cat?
08:00This guy.
08:01Can we redo the-
08:07No, we only have to redo mocks coming in, bro.
08:11You're supposed to do like an evil wizard laugh.
08:13Oh my fucking god!
08:16K. Alex, you have no idea how funny it is, cause I'm all the right-
08:21I'm crawling towards you, getting ready to fucking voice change.
08:27Do you have nametags all?
08:29All right, that's why I just asked you. He's more professional than you. He's smarter than you, bro
08:35Do the last before you come. Sorry, I cooked it. Who is that guy?
08:39All right, all right, shh. Listen, my recording cooked
08:43All right, three two one
08:50God damn it, Mark
08:53One job. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right cut three two
08:59One
09:11Quite the spell for you. What do you mean spell?
09:20Oh, that's a good one. Oh
09:29That's a good one
09:35That's a good one
09:39My dog's an emotional support animal. She saw me fall out and she was so scared. She's so scared
09:45I'm going to yell. Oh
09:47Smiley
09:49Oh
09:51Michael that I see
09:53I
09:55Got this guy
09:57I
09:59I
10:01Don't
10:03I
10:05Don't like dog. Is it a cat?
10:07I
10:09I
10:11Cast
10:13That was a good one
10:15That was a good one
10:17I
10:19I
10:21Cast
10:23I
10:25Couldn't open the door without laughing because I'm seeing these niggas just posed up
10:29I'm just like all right
10:31Jojo. All right. Let me read this scene now. Let me read this scene now. Oh
10:36There's Kiro. Oh, Kiro's
10:38You know
10:40All right, anyway, I'm gonna exit this scene by busting a move or cackling maniacally
10:46He wanted to
10:48Just while Michael's breaking down
10:50All right
10:52All right
10:53So
10:54Once I get up
10:55Yeah, you're gonna be laughing
10:56You're gonna be cackling
10:57And once I get up
10:58You're gonna be like until you learn your lesson
11:01You'll remain in your female prison
11:04Or something like that, you know
11:06Until you learn your lesson, your penis will be mine
11:11What is this, Dandadon?
11:13Fuck
11:16Anyway
11:17All right
11:18So
11:19You suck on my teeth if you let me gobble your nuts
11:21Like shut up nigga
11:22Oh my god
11:23All right, all right, all right
11:25Okay
11:26What the fuck? She crosses her fucking legs
11:28Crazy
11:29All right
11:30Wait, I just gotta
11:31Is there gogo loco?
11:32Yes, all right, great
11:33Oh, lucky bastard
11:35Fuck off
11:36Niggas walking
11:37I don't gogo loco
11:38I don't have gogo loco
11:39I could just do this
11:40Same
11:42Exactly
11:44It's so fun
11:47God tam
11:49DAH!!
11:50YEEEEE!
11:51What?!
11:52AH!
11:53HA!
11:54Kathy...
11:55Lululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululul
11:58That doesn't make it much better, dude!
12:00No, no, no, no, no, no.
12:02We're starting soon, so you have to pay attention.
12:06TAKE TINWAN!
12:06Just deleted it.
12:08Leave it again.
12:08Whenever we, whenever we start this scene, I'm gonna start it by inhaling, and then fucking DRUCE
12:13CLOSE YOUR LEGGS!
12:14And then, fucking DRUCE!
12:16Close your leg!
12:17I'm like on my knees in real life right now.
12:41I'm gonna kill myself.
12:49Can I do it?
12:50Can I kill you please?
12:51Can I hang you by your fix?
12:53Okay, honey, just stand to the side while we're recording.
12:56Yeah, stand behind the camera.
12:58Right there, you're good.
13:01Alright, let's continue this scene.
13:03Wait, wait.
13:04I must molest the Netsu first.
13:07Oh, go ahead do your ritual.
13:10I'm gonna molest the man.
13:13Bitch.
13:14Alright, great.
13:17Anyways.
13:18Box?
13:19Yeah?
13:20Shut up.
13:21Oh, I just hit my fucking ankle on my fucking dresser.
13:26Oh, I thought you were moaning.
13:27Alright, does it a transformation sounds now.
13:29Let's go.
13:30I'm hammering.
13:31Ew!
13:32No!
13:33I'm not gonna-
13:35Let me get down.
13:37Let me get down.
13:38Alright, guys.
13:39Alright, alright, alright.
13:40Three.
13:41Two.
13:42One.
13:43One.
13:44This was not an emergency man.
13:45Alright, guys.
13:46Alright, alright, alright.
13:47Three.
13:48Two.
13:49One.
13:50I'm just a real bussy.
13:51I'm just a real bussy.
13:52What the hell bussy?
13:53It was good.
13:54Oh my god.
13:55Just shut.
13:56Start over.
13:57Start over.
13:58Start over.
13:59This is what?
14:00Start over.
14:01This is what?
14:02Start over.
14:03Oh my goodness.
14:04Robussy.
14:05Anyway.
14:06Anyway.
14:07Anyway.
14:08Quanker.
14:09Oh wait.
14:10Three.
14:11One.
14:12Two.
14:13What the heck?
14:14I don't think you can call him Michael anymore.
14:15I don't think you can call him Michael anymore
14:28And if you don't learn
14:43Your soul will be mine forever
14:46Until next time
14:49Why am I
14:51Why
14:52What do you mean
15:00I
15:00What do you mean
15:01My voice
15:02He backfliped on camera
15:06Wow
15:08This nigga didn't catch the backflip of hell
15:11I can't keep screaming
15:18I just punched my
15:19I just punched my soul in mission
15:21Why the fuck are you watching
15:26An advert from Sears
15:28I don't know
15:30Ask Skull
15:32He's the one who put this on
15:33Dude
15:35Nigga stands up
15:37I'm gonna automatically laugh
15:38I do my speech
15:39I backflip
15:40I leave
15:41Your screen freezes
15:43I'm gonna put like a poof sound effect over you
15:46Fuck
15:47Fucking fuck
15:49Alright alright alright
15:51Okay here's the best thing
15:52We were all discussing if we should still call you Michael or Michelle
15:54Michelle
15:55That whole time
15:56We were just like
15:57Yeah alright
15:58Alright
15:58Alright ready
15:593
16:003
16:012
16:021
16:03Hold on
16:05What the
16:06What the
16:07What the
16:08Wait
16:08Pause
16:09He took my
16:10Duck
16:11Oh
16:12Oh
16:13I don't have it
16:17I don't have it
16:18Fuck
16:19Oh
16:20Holy
16:21Fucking hell
16:22Yeah
16:23Oh shit
16:24Dude
16:25Okay I'm good
16:26I'm good
16:27I'm good
16:28I'm good
16:29Okay okay
16:30Alright alright
16:31Lock in you retarded pigeons
16:32Fuck me
16:333
16:342
16:35Wait my hands
16:36I'm good
16:37I'm good
16:38I'm good
16:39I'm good
16:40I'm good
16:41I'm good
16:42I'm good
16:43I'm good
16:44I must say
16:45Your
16:46Words
16:47Have made me quite happy
16:49I have not been able to use such a spell in a long time
16:52If you do not learn your lesson
16:54You will not
16:55Revert back to the original form
16:57And your
16:58Pull
16:59You will be mine forever
17:01You will be mine forever
17:02You will be mine forever
17:05Next time
17:08Oh
17:09Oh
17:10I
17:11So
17:12I don't
17:13Do
17:14We call
17:15You two call you Michael
17:16How did you get in the house?
17:17I'm still Michael
17:18I
17:19I don't know what that was
17:21For all I know
17:22It's somebody who has a grudge
17:23Or my dad or something
17:24see Michael no longer fits you not you Michelle now yeah okay it's good get
17:39the part that the part alright what's the next scene holy dead in the face and I
17:47lost immediately you're so chopped nigga I'm gonna cross this is this thing that
17:54sucks you off hero is the thing that sucks you off yeah I mean hero I love I'm
18:06I'm gonna love watching that scene cuz I'm Roman meal bread what the fuck are we
18:11watching nigga I was busting I was busting a move I got the perfect place for you
18:17to hide come just getting the void oh I saw bro I saw bro just be it just stand in
18:24there I'm busting a funky move the next scene oh sorry I've been attacked by the
18:38door do I have my top hat on yeah so I'm not gonna be in any of the remaining
18:45scenes correct cuz I'm gonna need to go do not okay thank you yeah you're good
18:50that's all we needed for you thanks mox you did amazing
18:53we're locking in the closet what the place is the blue thing what the fuck
19:05I didn't even know that things do that so honey you will notice that skull is on my old account
19:17camera yeah yeah I love the very ups and spells skull oh mox didn't do his
19:23break down actually yes go go in the bathroom oh just go in the bathroom and
19:38go in front of a mox while he does that and you're gonna just hear me in the
19:42background all right wait no hold up you gotta you gotta like open you gotta open
19:48the door to me dance I gotta get my phone out to hold up hold up I'll do
19:58NordVPN I'll do I'll do NordVPN hold up Jeremy get your ass out of that cuz it's
20:04uh it's shorter I don't understand how doors work wait wait aren't I supposed to be in
20:09the background having a mental breakdown so is it supposed to also show me in the
20:12background one of your scenes you stand right here mox stand right here
20:16one of your scenes why how about I just shower with no delay is more than the scene
20:23okay you're gonna be right okay skull you stand right here mox you stand right there
20:28and I'm gonna be on the ground like this chaos I was gonna be over here
20:32I'm not supposed to face the camera by the way I'm supposed to look at
20:46literally anything
20:48try me bitch yeah you're supposed to look that way
20:53oh I'm right in the scene
20:55three two one
20:57what is what is going on
20:59cut hold up hold up cut
21:01cuz bro why is Kiro in the car
21:04no no cuz I was gonna I was gonna I was gonna voice
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21:24it's very easy to get high
21:27not yet nigga I gotta get the script out
21:30infinite bloopers infinite bloopers
21:34you're gonna get a great shot in a minute I've got a fucking cabbage
21:42or lettuce or whatever the fuck this is
21:45Finn look at me
21:47oh
21:48oh my god
21:50I got boob energy
21:52count us down
21:54is it me or
21:56god damn it
21:58three
22:00two
22:02I hope you die
22:03you good
22:04you good
22:05you good
22:06okay let's go
22:07all right all right
22:08three
22:09two
22:10one
22:11Kiro Kiro Kiro
22:16are we fucking serious
22:18okay Kiro block yourself in the bathroom
22:20I'm gonna go back on Instagram
22:22I'm about to go back
22:23why are you caressing the cabbage nigga
22:25freak bomb
22:26oh my god
22:27I'm
22:28honey please
22:29okay
22:30did you get all your sillies out honey
22:32did you get all your sillies out
22:33did you get all your sillies out
22:34are you gonna throw the big cabbage
22:35yeah
22:36you do that
22:37but we can't come in the camera okay
22:39because that's how he fucking listens
22:42clicker train him
22:43clicker train him
22:44clicker train
22:45I didn't know him
22:46no I don't
22:47they will knowledge him
22:48yeah you're right
22:49you know what
22:50no I got him
22:51what
22:52pill train him
22:53hey hey you hear me
22:54I'm right here
22:55yeah
22:56yeah
22:57yeah you get to throw your big lettuce
22:58hey hey hey listen
22:59listen
23:00yeah you get to throw your big lettuce
23:01yeah you get to throw your big lettuce
23:02yeah
23:03but you can't come in the camera okay
23:04alright
23:05alright
23:06you listening
23:09he's so annoyed
23:10is domestic violence allowed ya
23:11or is it still behind the line
23:13I'm gonna have to censor it for sure
23:15alright alright alright alright
23:17alright lock in guys lock in
23:18alright
23:193
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23:211
23:22oh
23:23oh
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23:53I want great joy
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23:56isn't that right Robert
23:58I
23:59this is
24:00this is
24:01truly
24:02amazing
24:03yes
24:04yes
24:05yes
24:06I
24:07yes
24:08yes
24:09Michael
24:10I can't want to think anymore
24:12it won't be any different than a normal day
24:13I mean
24:14I'm not gonna lie
24:15Michael does look like
24:16and cut
24:17perfect
24:18I hope
24:19I hope you like in the back of
24:20the back of
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