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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
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00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand
00:02:45you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships
00:04:19which is the only way i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich gets clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:47he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49that's eric i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet man i'm in awesome got a boat later babes
00:05:07i think he likes you okay now for the important stuff stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum
00:05:21and stay away from mr spadaro it gets hansy hey watch out
00:05:26oh my god i'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's fine it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38i know
00:05:39oh thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl
00:05:55yeah
00:05:56i'm chasing
00:06:00rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:05come on chasen home room's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash might catch something
00:06:15ugh look at the secondhand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20chasen come
00:06:21later
00:06:21i'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed
00:07:12is it just rose
00:07:13yes
00:07:14rose will suffice
00:07:15how about secondhand rose
00:07:17that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow oh my god
00:07:28ow ow there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me
00:07:35yeah where is it
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:37over there
00:07:37yeah go
00:07:38what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57i thought that um
00:07:59that'll show the bitch
00:08:11rose
00:08:19rose
00:08:20where are you
00:08:24are you showering with a boy
00:08:28rose
00:08:31what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38chasen
00:08:39is that you
00:08:40are you in there with rose
00:08:41don't lie to me
00:08:43i saw her come in here
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:45how is she not here
00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:02i'm so sorry
00:09:29excuse you much
00:09:39why are you wet
00:09:44how's your eye
00:09:52miraculously better
00:09:59what exactly is going on here
00:10:10nothing
00:10:15absolutely nothing
00:10:17but
00:10:18i think
00:10:19someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22listen up secondhand rose
00:10:26chasen
00:10:27off limits
00:10:28understand
00:10:30unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33i'm not even ready for boys yet
00:10:36so
00:10:36you know what
00:10:38with a little makeup
00:10:40better clothes
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us
00:10:47that's it
00:10:49you are my new project
00:10:51tomorrow
00:10:52my house
00:10:53makeover
00:10:53okay
00:10:56you know what they say right
00:11:02keep your friends close
00:11:04and your competition closer
00:11:06can't we sign up for the academic decathlon
00:11:14it's gonna be so fun
00:11:15well it's
00:11:17more than fun
00:11:18i have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:20you don't have money
00:11:21we'll win
00:11:22we'll win
00:11:23i promise
00:11:24we'll win
00:11:25plus
00:11:26i'll get to hang out with eric
00:11:27you're crazy
00:11:29rose
00:11:31what are you doing
00:11:32we're signing up
00:11:34for the academic decathlon
00:11:36oh
00:11:37okay
00:11:39well first of all
00:11:40you can't hang out with gabby
00:11:41gabby's a nerd
00:11:42and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:44secondly
00:11:45the academic decathlon
00:11:47is for geeks and losers
00:11:48cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:50be there
00:11:52it's okay
00:12:01being a queen bee is
00:12:04important
00:12:05and it's your chance to be popular
00:12:07it's not important to me
00:12:09i mean you're not
00:12:11that smart anyways
00:12:12so
00:12:13what are you talking about
00:12:15i have a 4.0
00:12:17and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:19just go
00:12:20you're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:22fine
00:12:24whatever
00:12:26wow
00:12:34you're fitting in fast
00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you than i expected
00:12:40thank you
00:12:42she means that as a compliment
00:12:43probably
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45definitely
00:12:46you know
00:12:48it's not everyday someone can go from background to center
00:12:50stage overnight
00:12:51yes i'm a fast learner
00:12:53wow
00:12:55so modest
00:12:56love set
00:12:57hey
00:12:59good form out there
00:13:01thanks
00:13:01not too bad for someone who
00:13:03almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom
00:13:06huh
00:13:06i would have paid to see that
00:13:08oh my god
00:13:09oh my god ow
00:13:12i think i pulled something
00:13:13you okay
00:13:14no
00:13:15oh god
00:13:17jason
00:13:19i think i need a heroic exit
00:13:22you're not serious
00:13:23i am
00:13:24if i fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault
00:13:27don't worry
00:13:36i'll bring him back
00:13:37later
00:13:39yeah
00:13:40i'll see you
00:13:41she's being nice
00:13:43that's never a good sign
00:13:45oh my god
00:13:49ew
00:13:49look at these losers
00:13:50my bestie
00:13:51audrey rose wintersby
00:13:52doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53private tutors
00:13:54well maybe she
00:13:56wants to go to regular high school
00:13:58and be a regular teen
00:13:59um
00:13:59no
00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians
00:14:02she told me so herself
00:14:02wow
00:14:04you know
00:14:07for fun
00:14:07sometimes the girls and i
00:14:09we start gossip chains
00:14:10to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:11gossip chains
00:14:13watch this
00:14:14now watch what happens
00:14:26ew
00:14:29hey eric
00:14:36just leave me alone gabby
00:14:41why don't you go hang out with your
00:14:42rich little friend
00:14:43what
00:14:44audrey rose wintersby
00:14:46you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:48what
00:14:52gabby
00:15:01you okay
00:15:04do you care
00:15:05of course i do
00:15:06you lied to me
00:15:08you lied to me
00:15:09what
00:15:10you're audrey freaking wintersby
00:15:13wait what
00:15:14you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:15:18like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:23who told you
00:15:24doesn't matter
00:15:26coach is looking for you
00:15:27yeah i'm coming
00:15:28gabby
00:15:30yeah i'm coming
00:15:31gabby
00:15:32i'm so sorry i just want to end the gossip
00:15:34everyone thinks i hooked up with eric
00:15:37they're calling me
00:15:38take a thought
00:15:39okay i didn't start that
00:15:41but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that
00:15:47let me make it up to you
00:15:49how
00:15:56give me one chance
00:15:58this saturday
00:16:00i'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:02skip it
00:16:03i want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:06no tricks
00:16:08just the truth
00:16:10if you're lying i swear to god
00:16:14i swear to god
00:16:27i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:33relax it's just where i live it's not who i am
00:16:37you say that but i just passed a tennis quote with your name on it
00:16:40and you have a butler
00:16:43okay technically my parents do
00:16:46but
00:16:47yeah norman likes me better so
00:16:49bye
00:17:13why would you ever go to hayton high
00:17:15i was lonely
00:17:17and i wanted to make friends
00:17:21and i wanted a boyfriend
00:17:23i would trade places with you everyday
00:17:25it's not all that
00:17:28plus no amount of money can protect you from people like slo
00:17:35so what are you gonna do
00:17:38i'm gonna take her down
00:17:40how
00:17:41do you wanna know another secret
00:17:43i'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:45no way
00:17:47no way
00:17:48i could teach you
00:17:49girls day
00:17:50and a vendetta
00:17:52and that's rich
00:17:54that's rich
00:17:55that's rich
00:17:57i'm gonna do
00:17:59i'm gonna do
00:18:00i'm gonna do
00:18:01i'm gonna do
00:18:02i'm gonna do
00:18:04i'm gonna do
00:18:05she did that on purpose
00:18:08she looked me dead in the eye and bam
00:18:12i barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:14you can ask abby
00:18:15i missed like five in a row
00:18:18she looked me dead in the eyes
00:18:33it's called eye contact sloan
00:18:35it's a basic social skill
00:18:37she smiled when she hit me
00:18:39i smile a lot
00:18:41it's polite
00:18:42enough
00:18:43this isn't court-taining
00:18:45enough this isn't court tv miss smith do you really expect me to believe that you're just
00:18:54an uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball
00:19:02you should definitely believe that i'm tragically unathletic liar you're wearing like
00:19:10three different brands of lipstick and i'm the criminal listen here rose smith consider this
00:19:19your strike one three strikes and you're out audrey rose wintersby
00:19:32audrey rose wintersby what did you say on this on the ground oh i've been looking for this
00:19:48eric please i'm just trying to live a normal life please don't yeah no your secret's safe with me
00:19:53just like best friends um okay i think you swear
00:20:05uh okay i think you swear so you want to sit together at lunch
00:20:12i already made plans to sit with gab
00:20:17eric she didn't say those things about you that was just sloan doing a gossip chain right
00:20:23now figures
00:20:27pinky swear awesome awesome
00:20:37but the point being eric knows you didn't say anything that it was all sloan's gossip chain oh my god
00:20:45i'm so relieved
00:20:46so you and eric are hanging out now just friends
00:20:57promise
00:20:58what the is your problem what are you talking about why are you being such a
00:21:03bitch look who's talking you tormented gabby you torment everyone actually you are the massive
00:21:12bitch okay since when do you care about geeks and losers since forever
00:21:17i have no idea what i was thinking hanging out with you oh please you loved it you loved every second of it
00:21:25i tolerated it because i thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff
00:21:31and ego oh honey your halo it's slipping and yours was always fake
00:21:44oh honey your halo it's slipping and yours was always fake
00:21:50you have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you
00:21:54and by the way your taste is abhorrent okay i don't know what that means but it better mean
00:22:01awesome it means it sucks says the uh homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum says the
00:22:08low-class loser with the manners of a goat okay well you think you're better than me because you
00:22:13have some pity followers and chasen said hi to you i've always been better than you i was just too
00:22:18polite to say it this is war rose smith bring it on
00:22:33you
00:22:42you
00:22:43bitch
00:23:03Hey, I need to ask you something. It's kind of important. No, it's really, it's actually
00:23:20kind of lame. What's up? I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis. After hitting
00:23:30Sloan in the face, I could really use the hope. I can, yeah, definitely coach you. Cool. After
00:23:38school? After school. It's a date.
00:24:00I can't do it.
00:24:06Like this. Like that. Okay. Ready?
00:24:15Oh. Yeah. You should join the tennis team. You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:35Hey. You bitch. You won't get away with this.
00:25:05Whoops. Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:12What the hell?
00:25:27No, no, no, no, no. You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:55Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:25:58What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:46Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:54I owe you one.
00:26:55How again?
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh?
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:11He likes you.
00:27:12He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:20Oh my god.
00:27:21There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:22Gross older guy?
00:27:23Even better.
00:27:24This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:25Ew.
00:27:26Ew.
00:27:27Ew.
00:27:28Ew.
00:27:29Ew.
00:27:30Ew.
00:27:31Ew.
00:27:32Ew.
00:27:34Ew.
00:27:35Ew.
00:27:36Ew.
00:27:38Ew.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:41Ew.
00:27:42Ew.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:53People.
00:27:54This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:56Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:01Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:15Hey, Rose.
00:28:16Mm-hmm.
00:28:17Saved you a seat.
00:28:18Okay.
00:28:19No, you don't.
00:28:20Jason.
00:28:21What'd you say about you?
00:28:22Sorry, Eric.
00:28:23On the way back?
00:28:24Yeah.
00:28:25Okay.
00:28:26Sure.
00:28:27Sure.
00:28:28Okay.
00:28:29You're okay.
00:28:31Hello.
00:28:32Hey, Rose.
00:28:33You saved your seat.
00:28:34Okay.
00:28:35Nope.
00:28:36No, you don't.
00:28:37Hahaha.
00:28:38Jason.
00:28:39Same as you.
00:28:42Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:44Yeah.
00:28:45Okay.
00:28:46Sure.
00:28:59Boopie, I'm going to sit right here on my man's lap.
00:29:09So, seriously, there's no room.
00:29:17Everyone, I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:23And Audrey Rose Wintersby is going to be there.
00:29:26Better show up.
00:29:29So, are you going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:53Listen, I want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:03Oh.
00:30:04All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:20I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I promise.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:18Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:30Um, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:57Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:01Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:07What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:08Rose.
00:32:09Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you going to do about it?
00:32:31No, Gabby, wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chases her, she's just going to be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chasen, you're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:24Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I thought the door was in.
00:33:45I...
00:33:45Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50So beautiful.
00:34:10What the?
00:34:22What the?
00:34:22What the?
00:34:24What the?
00:34:31Oh, God.
00:34:32Oh, God.
00:34:33Oh, God.
00:34:33Oh, God.
00:34:34Oh, God.
00:34:35Oh, God.
00:34:35Oh.
00:34:43wait what rose has an old sugar daddy gross it's true i've seen you together he's old
00:35:09and gross and sleeps over at his house i have photos he's not her sugar daddy there is an even bigger
00:35:19secret i know exactly who that man is
00:35:27her dad come on you guys stop being so dramatic remember rose you invited me over to your place
00:35:46for the barbecue yeah that was a really fun day oh my god shut up they're lying
00:35:52eric hey i just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there oh you got a nice butt
00:36:03eric we're just friends let's be more than friends please don't make this harder please
00:36:11okay stop hey i told you to watch your move asshole oh shit what are you laughing at loser
00:36:23where's audrey rose wintersby huh wasn't she supposed to come shut up she just called me
00:36:28and had an emergency liar you don't even know her yeah i do asshole no she doesn't know audrey
00:36:36rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby oh my god okay i've heard everything at this
00:36:59point huh
00:37:00i can't do this anymore everyone is so evil they're horrible unlike you
00:37:17are you still up for saturday night no forget it forget everything you don't want to be seen
00:37:27with me i know eric was just joking he's an asshole but you don't have to feel bad for what that
00:37:35asshole did yeah yeah he was just kidding obviously i'm not audrey rose wintersby
00:37:43audrey rose wintersby wishes come on just say yes
00:37:50okay okay
00:37:57where i was early for my first real date
00:38:06hello this is rachel from shape lv unfortunately we're overbooked tonight but mr gray has called
00:38:15me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant shay maurice
00:38:21seven p.m oh okay thanks
00:38:28understand the assignment
00:38:40good
00:38:42oh
00:38:44how
00:38:47oh
00:38:49oh
00:38:56oh
00:38:58oh
00:39:06Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've fenced it up.
00:39:22Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:31No, that's weird, because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42Do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure. Go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner. She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really? I was at Chez Maurice, and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk, and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:23But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:25What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin, and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:49No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55I'm gonna run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in the bathroom, and I'll run in
00:41:25What?
00:41:29I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:41That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:22What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25 power?
00:42:26Hello? Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:36And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:39And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:42What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:48Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:57But he said he liked me.
00:43:13Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:18And we're going to prom together.
00:43:21That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:28Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:32Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it.
00:43:42And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:04Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:12Or what?
00:44:14Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:18Bitch fight.
00:44:19Bitch fight.
00:44:20Bitch fight.
00:44:22Oh, no.
00:44:24Girls! Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:27Ow, ow! Ow, my foot! Oh my god, I think she broke my foot!
00:44:32Rose!
00:44:34This school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:39Third strike, you're out, expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But... I didn't touch her. I didn't touch you!
00:44:50I said go!
00:44:53You hurt the man, go!
00:45:06And?
00:45:08Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:23You stupid, idiotic, stupid bitch!
00:45:32What?
00:45:33You heard me?
00:45:34You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:39Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:41You're too stupid.
00:45:43This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:46Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:48Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:50Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:51Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:20Rose, you got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But you and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:39That was so hot.
00:46:50I don't know.
00:46:52Once, I can get to know what that is.
00:47:00If you've got to go...
00:47:00I don't know what that is.
00:47:02I don't know what that is.
00:47:03I don't know.
00:47:04I don't know what that is.
00:47:05Wait.
00:47:06I just have to.
00:47:07I don't know what that is.
00:47:09I don't know what that is.
00:47:10But I'll be like, I'll be like, okay.
00:47:13I don't know.
00:47:43Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07So you finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to.
00:48:17But then the whole date thing happened.
00:48:20And you and Sloane happened.
00:48:23And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:31I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:45I...
00:48:46Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:04And I wanted you to like me for me.
00:49:11And not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:55Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:11You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:28Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:50Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:58Keep on.
00:50:59Come on.
00:51:06That way I really don't feel.
00:51:07You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:07I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:57I love you, Rose.
00:53:00I love you, Rose.
00:53:01I worked up an after-drive.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:31You know, I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:57Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:10And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:15So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42I was so mean to her.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Please, Jason.
00:55:35Huh?
00:55:45Jason?
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that old Ross?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Where's it from?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:52Ahem.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my gosh.
00:56:07Oh, my gosh.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give it me that Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:15Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31No, everyone, turn it off.
00:56:47Turn off the videos.
00:56:48You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:01And Sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:05And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:11Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:17Jason.
00:57:18Okay.
00:57:19Okay.
00:57:20It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:32First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspoon.
00:57:57Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:18Congratulations.
00:58:20Hi.
00:58:21I know how difficult your teenage years can be, no matter who you are, between school,
00:58:33family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:39This time can be exceptionally painful, but for all the lows, there are some amazing highs
00:58:48guys.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:53I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:10And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait.
00:59:16What?
00:59:17I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:38Hey.
00:59:39Wanna dance?
00:59:40Get lost, asshole.
00:59:41Get lost, asshole.
00:59:42Get lost, asshole.
00:59:43Get lost, asshole.
00:59:44Everyone.
00:59:45Get lost, asshole.
00:59:46Everyone.
00:59:47All right.
00:59:48All right.
00:59:49All right.
00:59:50All right.
00:59:51I know you want to get back to dancing.
00:59:54But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:25Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:26Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:27Congratulations.
01:00:28Come.
01:00:29Come.
01:00:30Come.
01:00:31Come.
01:00:32Come.
01:00:33Come.
01:00:34Come.
01:00:35Come.
01:00:36Come.
01:00:37Come.
01:00:38Come.
01:00:39Come.
01:00:40Come.
01:00:41Come Come.
01:00:42Come.
01:00:51Yes, girl.
01:01:08And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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