00:00Christmas was a big deal for my family
00:02Every year I'm this problem they all have to solve
00:06Because I'm always the single one
00:08I think you should come home with me
00:10We can pretend we fell in love after all these years
00:12It'd be so easy
00:14My family already asked why we're not just together
00:16All right
00:18Thank you, thank you
00:20Oh, Slay Queen Carol?
00:22You have to call her Christmas Carol
00:24How did I not know your mom had a holiday specific drag name?
00:26You get a parent, you get a parent
00:28You get a parent, who am I?
00:30Oprah
00:31Oh, right, yeah
00:32Of course you guys would do that
00:34Your family really wants you to have a relationship
00:37Yes, I know, that's very clear
00:39So, my early Christmas present for you is a blind date
00:43I love it!
00:44He loves it!
00:45You're going!
00:46You're going!
00:47Where are you going?
00:48He's going on a blind date
00:49Like from Grindr?
00:50Oh my god
00:51Oh my god
00:54I was thinking we could grab a cup of coffee
00:57You probably thought you were going on a date with the hottest, smartest, funniest, coolest, most interesting person who was ever born
01:03Maybe I am
01:04Yes
01:06My date with James went well
01:08Oh, I'm so happy! That is so great!
01:11I always thought that you and Peter should be together
01:14Mom is best friend
01:15Well, my wife is my best friend in the whole world
01:18Get dressed and get cute
01:19Such a pusher
01:20Don that gay apparel
01:21Shut up
01:22People who look at each other like that are not just friends
01:27Nick and Peter want to make out
01:29They should make out
01:30Oh, that's good
01:31Nick is a 10
01:32And Peter is a 10 in New Hampshire
01:36These stars came with the trees, I love them
01:38I do too
01:39The girls are in my bed
01:44Of course they are
01:46You have feelings for him
01:49If Nick and I ever went there and it didn't work out, I would lose him
01:53But what if it did work out?
01:55The gays just know how to do stuff
02:01Do stuff
02:02For some reason
02:05You're always obsessed with me
02:07Your love is the gift that keeps on giving
02:13Yeah
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