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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
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00:02:06Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose.
00:02:14Who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth 10 million dollars. That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10.
00:02:27Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:30There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry, just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:49Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose. Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:11Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:19And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:40Oh.
00:03:42I wouldn't dare.
00:03:43Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:05Hmm.
00:04:30Oh!
00:04:31I want to join the academic decathlon.
00:04:32The winner gets scholarships.
00:04:34Which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:37Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:42Oh.
00:04:43And that's Eric.
00:04:47He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's too.
00:04:52Hey Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:56Eric.
00:04:58I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah. You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:03Sweet.
00:05:04Then I'm in.
00:05:05Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:07Later, babes.
00:05:09Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He just called me.
00:05:12I think he likes you.
00:05:14Okay, now for the important stuff.
00:05:16Okay.
00:05:17Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum.
00:05:21And stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33You sound fecal.
00:05:34I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine. It's just a little blood.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:51Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen. Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:16Ugh, look at the second hand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen.
00:06:22Later.
00:06:23I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:30I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kinda lame.
00:06:34Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:39Let's go.
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00:07:12Let's go.
00:07:13Make sure that you'll all welcome rows
00:07:15and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:17How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:18Is it just rows?
00:07:19Yes.
00:07:20Rose will suffice.
00:07:21How about secondhand rows?
00:07:22It's enough!
00:07:24Grab brackets.
00:07:25Ow, ow, oh my god, ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye, I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yeah, where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker, go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:38Okay.
00:07:39Go, go.
00:07:40Ah.
00:07:49Oh my god.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:52Whew.
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:57I, I thought that, um.
00:08:10That'll show the bitch.
00:08:19Rose.
00:08:22Where are you?
00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:31Rose?
00:08:36Slum, what are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:08:38Chasen?
00:08:39Is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me, I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:59How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:03I'm so sorry.
00:09:04I'm so sorry.
00:09:20I'm so sorry.
00:09:21I'm so sorry.
00:09:23I'm so sorry.
00:09:28I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ouch!
00:09:37Ouch!
00:09:38Excuse you much.
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:44What?
00:09:51How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:09:53What exactly is going on here?
00:09:54Nothing.
00:09:55Absolutely nothing.
00:09:59But, I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:00Hmm.
00:10:01Listen up second hand Rose.
00:10:02Chasen?
00:10:03Off limits.
00:10:04Understand?
00:10:05Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:06I'm so sorry.
00:10:07I'm so sorry.
00:10:08I'm so sorry.
00:10:09What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But, I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:23Hmm.
00:10:24Listen up second hand Rose.
00:10:26Chasen?
00:10:27Off limits.
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:30Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet.
00:10:36So.
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:38With a little makeup.
00:10:40Better clothes.
00:10:41And maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:48That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:56Okay.
00:11:01You know what they say right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close.
00:11:04And your competition closer.
00:11:05Ugh.
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:13It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:15Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:17I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:21We'll win.
00:11:22I promise.
00:11:23We'll win.
00:11:24Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:27You're crazy.
00:11:29Rose.
00:11:30What are you doing?
00:11:32We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:37Mm-hmm.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Me either.
00:12:01It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen Bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:21You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:25Whatever.
00:12:27Wow.
00:12:28You're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:56Loops it.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:06I would've paid to see that.
00:13:09Ah!
00:13:10Oh my God.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:14No.
00:13:15Oh, God.
00:13:17Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:21You're not serious.
00:13:23I am.
00:13:24If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:26Ah!
00:13:27Ah!
00:13:28Don't worry.
00:13:29I'll bring him back.
00:13:30Later.
00:13:31Yeah.
00:13:32I'll see ya.
00:13:33She's being nice.
00:13:34That's never a good sign.
00:13:35Oh my God.
00:13:36Ew.
00:13:37Look at these losers.
00:13:38My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:13:39Doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:40Private tutors.
00:13:41Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:42Um, no.
00:13:43She can't stand these plebeians.
00:13:44She told me so herself.
00:13:45Wow.
00:13:46You know, for fun.
00:13:47Sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:13:51Gossip chains?
00:13:52Watch this.
00:13:53Gossip chains?
00:13:54Watch this.
00:13:55This girl has a piece of hair, this girl has a piece of hair, this girl has a piece of
00:13:57hair.
00:13:58This girl has a piece of hair.
00:13:59Um, I almost never am I.
00:14:00It's not.
00:14:01It's just a piece of hair.
00:14:02I'm just going to stay on that.
00:14:03Okay.
00:14:04Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:14:05Um, no.
00:14:06She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:07She told me so herself.
00:14:08Wow.
00:14:09You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes
00:14:11in their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:14Twas girls have a piece of hair.
00:14:15My favorite girl has a piece of hair.
00:14:20And you're also here.
00:14:21There.
00:14:22now watch what happens
00:14:26ew
00:14:29hey eric
00:14:36just leave me alone gabby why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend
00:14:43what audrey rose wintersby you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:52what
00:14:59gabby
00:15:01you okay do you care of course i do
00:15:06you lied to me but you're audrey freaking wintersby
00:15:14wait what you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:15:19like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:24who told you
00:15:26doesn't matter
00:15:27coach is looking for you
00:15:28yeah i'm coming
00:15:29gabby
00:15:31i'm so sorry i just want to end the gossip
00:15:35everyone thinks i hooked up with eric they're calling me take a thought
00:15:40okay i didn't start that but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that
00:15:47let me make it up to you
00:15:54how
00:15:56give me one chance
00:15:58this saturday
00:16:00i'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:02skip it
00:16:03i want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:06no one gets to see
00:16:07no tricks
00:16:08just the truth
00:16:09if you're lying i swear to god
00:16:13i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:20relax it's just where i live it's not who i am
00:16:24you say that but i just pass a tennis quote with your name on it
00:16:41and you have a butler
00:16:44yeah okay technically my parents do but yeah norman likes me better so i
00:16:49why would you ever go to hayton high i was lonely and
00:17:18i wanted to make friends
00:17:21and i wanted a boyfriend
00:17:24i would trade places with you every day
00:17:27it's not all that
00:17:29plus no amount of money can protect you from people like sloan
00:17:35so what are you gonna do
00:17:37i'm gonna take her down
00:17:40how
00:17:41do you want to know another secret
00:17:43i'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:46no way
00:17:47no way
00:17:48no way
00:17:49i could teach you
00:17:50girls day and a vendetta
00:17:53and that's rich
00:17:55i'm gonna go
00:17:57you
00:17:58that was a little odd
00:17:59where are you
00:18:00i'm gonna do it
00:18:02you
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00:18:05you
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00:18:20she did that on purpose she looked me dead in the eye and bam i barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:29you can ask abby i missed like five in a row she looked me dead in the eyes it's called
00:18:35eye contact sloan it's a basic social skill she smiles when she hit me i smile a lot it's polite
00:18:45enough this isn't court tv miss smith do you really expect me to believe that you're just an
00:18:54uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball you should
00:19:03definitely believe that i'm tragically unathletic liar you're wearing like three different brands
00:19:11of lipstick and i'm the criminal listen here rose smith consider this your strike one
00:19:20three strikes and you're out
00:19:24audrey rose wintersby
00:19:32audrey rose wintersby what did you say on this on the ground oh i've been looking for this
00:19:45eric please i'm just trying to live a normal life please don't yeah no your secret's safe with me
00:19:53just like best friends um okay i think you swear
00:20:02uh okay i think you swear
00:20:07so you want to sit together at lunch
00:20:10i already made plans to sit with gab
00:20:14eric she didn't say those things about you
00:20:19that was just sloan doing a gossip chain right now figures
00:20:24pinky swear
00:20:27awesome
00:20:30awesome
00:20:31but the point being eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all sloan's gossip
00:20:43chain oh my god i'm so relieved
00:20:46so you and eric are hanging out now
00:20:52just friends
00:20:54promise
00:20:57what the fuck is your problem
00:21:00what are you talking about
00:21:02why are you being such a bitch
00:21:04look who's talking
00:21:06you tormented gabby
00:21:08you torment everyone
00:21:10actually you are the massive bitch
00:21:13okay since when do you care about geeks and losers
00:21:15since forever
00:21:16i have no idea what i was thinking hanging out with you
00:21:21oh please you loved it you loved every second of it
00:21:25i tolerated it
00:21:27because i thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego
00:21:31oh honey your halo it's slipping
00:21:34and yours was always fake
00:21:44oh honey your halo it's slipping
00:21:47and yours was always fake
00:21:50you have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you
00:21:54and by the way your taste is abhorrent
00:21:58okay i don't know what that means but it better mean awesome
00:22:01it means it sucks
00:22:02it means it sucks
00:22:04says the uh homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum
00:22:08says the low class loser with the manners of a goat
00:22:11okay what you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and chasen said hi to you
00:22:15i've always been better than you i've always been better than you i was just too polite to say it
00:22:28this is war rose smith
00:22:32bring it on
00:22:34you bitch
00:22:44hey
00:23:13hey
00:23:14i need to ask you something
00:23:17it's kind of important
00:23:19no it's really it's actually kind of lame
00:23:22what's up
00:23:24i was hoping
00:23:26maybe
00:23:27you could
00:23:28coach me in tennis
00:23:30after hitting sloan in the face i could really use the help
00:23:33i can
00:23:34yeah definitely coach you
00:23:36cool
00:23:37after school
00:23:39after school
00:23:41it's a date
00:23:43it's a date
00:23:45yeah
00:23:50i can't do it
00:24:02i can't do it
00:24:03i can't do it
00:24:07like this
00:24:08okay
00:24:10like that
00:24:11okay
00:24:12okay
00:24:13ready
00:24:14ready
00:24:22oh
00:24:24yeah
00:24:25you should join the tennis team
00:24:27you know
00:24:28you know
00:24:30i think that's an excellent idea
00:24:34i think that's an excellent idea
00:24:35i think that's an excellent idea
00:24:37yeah
00:24:38you know
00:24:39what's going on
00:24:41you know
00:24:42what's going on
00:24:43what's going on
00:24:44you know
00:24:45okay
00:24:47I don't only say
00:24:49you know
00:24:51do you have a friend
00:24:52do you have a friend
00:24:54you have a friend
00:24:55you have a friend
00:25:11What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:41Oh my god.
00:25:56Oh my god.
00:25:58Oh my god.
00:26:00Oh no.
00:26:02Oh no.
00:26:21What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:23Why are you half-dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:45Here, take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Not again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are you okay?
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:32Oh my god.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:40Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember.
00:27:59You're representing the school.
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You're sitting by me.
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:29:03Okay.
00:29:04Boopie.
00:29:05I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:09So, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:23And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:36So, you're gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:53Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase?
00:29:55And I want Rose.
00:29:56So...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:20I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:42Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:00So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:28Uh, Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:57Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:01Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:07What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your little asshole.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:31What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:40Okay.
00:32:42Jason, you're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I didn't.
00:33:43I thought that's.
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't.
00:33:45I.
00:33:47Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:34:01You're so beautiful.
00:34:10You're so beautiful.
00:34:10What the?
00:34:22What the?
00:34:26What the?
00:34:27Oh, God.
00:34:31Oh, God.
00:34:33Oh, God.
00:34:46Oh, God.
00:34:52Oh, God.
00:34:54Oh, God.
00:34:55Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:06It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:20I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39It's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Oh, my God, shut up. They're lying.
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop.
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:19What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:36Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Her?
00:37:11You can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:50Yes.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:55Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:03Where I was early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:11Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25I understand the assignment.
00:38:40Good.
00:38:42How?
00:38:45How?
00:38:46How?
00:38:46How?
00:38:46Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:16I've fenced it out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh... I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:39What?
00:39:42Hey, do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure. Go ahead.
00:39:46Um...
00:39:56I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner. She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really? I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:14I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:26What?
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But... but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:54I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:56Okay?
00:41:20You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:50It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:20What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:34I don't care.
00:42:36Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:39And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:42Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:46Sloan posted this.
00:42:47Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:01Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:18And we're going to prom together.
00:43:21Hmm.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:32I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:42Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:58Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:11You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch, fight.
00:44:16Bitch, fight.
00:44:17Bitch, fight.
00:44:18Bitch, fight.
00:44:19Bitch, fight.
00:44:20Bitch, fight.
00:44:21Bitch, fight.
00:44:22Bitch, fight.
00:44:23No!
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow!
00:44:29Ow, my foot!
00:44:30Oh, my God!
00:44:31I think she broke my foot!
00:44:33Bros!
00:44:35This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:45Now go get your things.
00:44:47But...
00:44:48I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you!
00:44:51I said go!
00:44:54You heard the man go!
00:45:07And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:13But the Academy Decathlon?
00:45:16We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid idiotic dead-winter bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey.
00:45:41You were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:05Gabby, wait!
00:46:06I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:07A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:08We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:09You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost!
00:46:11But I tried-
00:46:12No!
00:46:13I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:14I don't get to go to college.
00:46:15And it's all because of you.
00:46:16But-
00:46:17But-
00:46:18You and your drama.
00:46:19Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:20No.
00:46:21We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:22No.
00:46:23We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:24You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost!
00:46:25But I tried-
00:46:26No!
00:46:27I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But-
00:46:33You.
00:46:34And your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:40That was so hot!
00:47:10I won't notice you!
00:47:11I won't notice you, guys.
00:47:13"... how much has happened?"
00:47:17That was not clear!
00:47:18I will!
00:47:19You're amazing!
00:47:21AMY!
00:47:22Friday night!
00:47:24You are very awesome!
00:47:25masked at you!
00:47:31He told me they were saved a kidding!
00:47:36Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:04Tell me.
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:31I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:42They set me up to.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen, and I wanted you to like me for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:15Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:25I'll see you now.
00:49:26You're so beautiful.
00:49:27I love you, too.
00:49:29I love you, too.
00:49:31And I love you.
00:49:32I love you.
00:49:32I love you, too.
00:49:33I love you, too.
00:49:34I love you.
00:49:34I love you.
00:49:35I love you, too.
00:49:36Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:02I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:26You weren't going to go against me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53You're different when you're like this.
00:50:55Like what?
00:50:57You're different when you're like this.
00:50:58Like what?
00:51:00Yourself.
00:51:02You're different when you're like this.
00:51:07Like what?
00:51:08You're different when you're like this.
00:51:20Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:24I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:34I don't want it to end.
00:51:43It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:51:45I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I love you, Rose.
00:52:03I love you, Rose.
00:52:03I love you, Rose.
00:52:06I love you, too.
00:52:07I love you, Rose.
00:52:08I love you, too.
00:52:10I love you, too.
00:52:12I love you, too.
00:52:18I love you, too.
00:52:22I love you, too.
00:53:13I worked up an appetite.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:35How's Rose?
00:54:35I'm just bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:51Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait.
00:55:26What?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:33Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Please, let's go.
00:55:35Okay.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:52Ahem.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give it me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:55No, everyone.
00:56:56Turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloane drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18Okay.
00:57:27Okay.
00:57:28It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is...
00:57:51Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:57Come on, get up there, Ron.
00:58:00Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:23I know how difficult your teenage years can be, no matter who you are, between school,
00:58:33family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:38This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:48Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it.
00:58:55High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:10And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:18I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hi.
00:59:36Hi.
00:59:36Hi.
00:59:37Hi.
00:59:37Hi.
00:59:38Hi.
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01:00:01Hi.
01:00:02Hi.
01:00:03Hi.
01:00:04Hi.
01:00:05Hi.
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01:00:15Hi.
01:00:16Hi.
01:00:17Hi.
01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby
01:00:26has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:34Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:48And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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