00:00Shawna, I don't want this trash in here.
00:07Trash? You think that's trash?
00:10You think a woman being rescued by a cowboy on a horse in the middle of the Atlantic is trash?
00:15You think a woman who's pretended to be her own twin sister in order to inherit her family's goldmine is trash?
00:20A woman who single-handedly takes down train bandits in order to save an entire locomotive of orphans is trash?
00:26Yes.
00:26You know what my fantasy is, Shawna?
00:31A waitress who shows up for work on time.
00:35I was late because I was doing corporate espionage at the cluckery.
00:40And?
00:43The chicken wasn't even seasoned.
00:45And the mac and cheese was like chewing on a melted Barbie leg.
00:49Oh, that man, he can't do anything without a woman doing it for him.
00:54The chicken sisters on Hallmark Channel.
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