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- 6 months ago
Signed, Sealed, Deceived By My Billionaire Mailboy
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00:00I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
00:10Really, it is an honor to be here. You will not be sorry you hired me.
00:15I'm counting on that.
00:18Is he hitting on me?
00:20The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
00:25Okay.
00:30Hey, I'm Clara. I'll help you get set up.
00:47Hey, thanks. I'm Ellie.
00:50Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
00:53Oh, do not worry about them. They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
00:57I'm highly qualified.
00:59Relax. It can be our little dirty secret.
01:16He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
01:20I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
01:24I'll see you.
01:25I'll see you.
01:31When are you going to quit that menial job?
01:34It's embarrassing, son.
01:37You're worth millions.
01:39You can act like it.
01:40You can act like it.
01:47Ellie!
01:49I'm Dick Z.
01:52Thank you, Mr. Preston.
01:53Oh, Commonwealth.
01:54When no one else is around.
01:58You know something?
01:59That dress fits you in all the right places.
02:05It just needs one little adjustment.
02:10There we go.
02:11Perfect.
02:12Oh, my God. What do I do?
02:14Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
02:17You've used a CRM before?
02:19Yes.
02:20Good.
02:21You do understand what your position is here, right?
02:29I'm sorry.
02:30I'm not feeling well.
02:31If you'll excuse me.
02:35Eh, she'll come around.
02:50Okay.
03:06I'd ask you how your day went.
03:07What?
03:08Did you take their beds?
03:09Yeah, yeah.
03:10Your worst than Mom was.
03:15Well, what's wrong?
03:16I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because
03:19maybe you want something else from me.
03:21Seriously?
03:22Already?
03:23Yeah.
03:24Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
03:25We need it.
03:26Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
03:28Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
03:31I...
03:32I got something to, uh...
03:34Cheer you up.
03:39Cheer me up.
03:40Is this an eviction notice?
03:43Are you kidding?
03:46Surprise.
03:47You are horrible at cheering people up next.
03:50I'll get a job.
03:54No.
03:56You're not gonna get a job.
03:57Because what I need you to do is focus.
04:00Stay in school.
04:01I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
04:03So I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
04:08No.
04:09Mom, take a hug.
04:10Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
04:22She's wearing that see-through shirt.
04:23Like, come on.
04:24Be for real.
04:25Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
04:27Ellie, come see me.
04:28Yes.
04:29You want her to see me?
04:30Come in.
04:31Make a seat.
04:32No, no, no, no, no.
04:33This side.
04:34Why don't you check it out?
04:35See how it feels.
04:36Okay.
04:38You're impressive, Ellie.
04:39Really, really impressive.
04:43Most people in your position would play it safe.
04:46But you've got instincts.
04:47I'm just doing my job.
04:48Hmm?
04:49Mhm.
04:50And doing it beautifully, I might add.
04:51You should probably, um...
04:52Get back.
04:53Mm-hm.
04:54Mm-hm.
04:55Oh, Prissa.
04:57I can't!
04:58I can't.
04:59I'm sorry.
05:00Well.
05:01I've seen you.
05:02You're...
05:03I'm sorry.
05:04You're...
05:05Impressive, Ellie.
05:06...really,
05:07really impressive.
05:08Most people in your position would play it safe.
05:11But you've got instincts.
05:13I'm just doing my job.
05:14Hm.
05:15And doing it...
05:16... beautifully, I might add.
05:17Someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
05:24Oh my god.
05:26It's gonna be okay. I'm gonna get another job and it's gonna be fine.
05:31It's not gonna be fast enough though. I should have just let him.
05:35That's a weird pep talk. Are you okay?
05:39Yeah, I think I just got fired.
05:41Sweetie, did I get fired?
05:44You've been reassigned.
05:47The mail room?
05:52Welcome to the heart of the company.
05:55I didn't do anything wrong.
05:57I didn't say you did.
05:59Well then why am I being punished? Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
06:02This happens all the time. Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO but he's forgiving.
06:06Would you really fight your way back up?
06:08Not to the people who say no.
06:10Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
06:16It's up to you.
06:18Oh, right. Ask for, um...
06:20Colton.
06:21???
06:22It's the old man.
06:23It's the old man.
06:24It's the old man.
06:26I don't know.
06:27It's a long way.
06:28It's better.
06:29It's better than you ever see.
06:30I'm Colton.
06:57You must be...
06:59My new employee.
07:00I'm your supervisor.
07:03You are my supervisor?
07:05Yes.
07:10Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
07:12Thanks, Mr. Carter.
07:13No, just call me Colton or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
07:20Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
07:33But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
07:38You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
07:41Only on Mondays.
07:43Okay.
07:44Come on up.
07:46Okay.
07:47Well, this is your desk.
07:52I promise you it won't bite, usually.
07:54You want some water?
07:59I'll go get you some water.
08:01Okay.
08:02Alright, we're going to have to calm down.
08:14Just breathe.
08:15He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
08:20The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
08:25Hydration.
08:26In a paper cup and everything.
08:28Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
08:35I'm sorry.
08:36That was totally inappropriate.
08:37I was kidding.
08:38Okay.
08:46Ellie, look.
08:50I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
08:58Everything's going to be okay.
09:01Thanks.
09:04Of course.
09:15So, what were you doing upstairs?
09:18I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
09:21Strategist in the mailroom.
09:23Preston must be running this place blind.
09:26If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
09:30That's what I would do, at least.
09:32Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
09:35Maybe a little bit.
09:37I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces, are we?
09:41Another tough one?
09:42I got demoted.
09:43To the mailroom.
09:44Did you do your homework?
09:45Yeah, yeah.
09:46Whatever.
09:47Okay.
09:48Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
09:49I can leave our car there to take you.
09:50What's the point?
09:51We can't even afford doctors.
09:52I'm gonna get us through this.
09:53Okay.
09:54I'm gonna take care of everybody.
09:55Hey.
09:56You trust me, right?
09:57Yeah.
09:58Promise?
09:59Yeah.
10:00I trust you.
10:01Okay.
10:02I've got it.
10:03Oh.
10:04Oh.
10:05Oh.
10:06Oh.
10:07Oh.
10:08Oh.
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10:24Oh.
10:51Oh.
10:52Oh my god.
10:53I'm in so much trouble.
10:54I guess blueberry.
10:55If you don't like it, just lie to me.
10:56You bought me breakfast?
10:57Well, don't get used to it.
10:58I bribe new employees to like me.
10:59That's all.
11:00Oh.
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11:17Oh.
11:18Oh.
11:19not bad huh no no it's perfect just like you
11:41what was that i don't say anything i thought you said something
11:49don't worry about this i'll just buy you a new one let's go do some deliveries
11:54it's the best part of the job get to go inside get some fresh air
12:02enjoy some awkward elevator rides okay
12:05quicker than me try oh this is where i used to work right there
12:23i bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it they made a big mistake
12:27okay you want to make it a little bit more interesting how so
12:41that's not a good one you'll find out
12:44what's that say um it says baby goat loose on the third floor handle immediately
12:59you're crazy you are a dangerous engine but you think that that's a little risky isn't it
13:06oh my god someone's coming we have to go
13:16jesus jesus everybody saw us oh i think we're good
13:20oh
13:36i'm excited for my marketing skills to good use and to grow at the company
13:52really it is an honor to be here you will not be sorry you hired me i'm counting on that
13:58uh is he hitting on me the marketing assistant clara will get you acclimated
14:13i'll help you get set up hey uh thanks i'm ellie
14:32sorry those girls back there where were they oh do not worry about them they're just trying to
14:36figure out who you slept with to land the job i am i'm highly qualified relax it can be our little
14:43dirty secret
14:57he's hot but he's a broke clerk don't waste your time
15:01i mean it looks like you're all set up actually i'll see you i'll see
15:13when are you gonna quit that menial job it's embarrassing son you're worth millions
15:22act like it
15:23i'll see you i'll see you next time
15:34thank you mr preston oh commonwealth when
15:38no one else is around you know something that dress fits you in all the right places
15:45it just needs one little adjustment there we go perfect oh my god what do i do now you are familiar
15:57with our tracking system right you've used the crm before yes good you do understand what your
16:04positions here right um i'm sorry i'm not i'm not feeling well if you'll excuse me
16:14you're not feeling well if you want to be the crm before yes good you don't know what you're doing
16:16okay
16:17yeah she'll come around
16:27yeah she'll come around
16:29I'd ask you how your day went.
16:49What?
16:50Did you check the meds?
16:51Yeah, yeah.
16:52You're worse than Mom was.
16:57Well, what's wrong?
16:57I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe you want something else from me.
17:03Seriously?
17:04Already?
17:05Yeah.
17:06Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
17:07We need it.
17:08Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
17:10Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
17:13I...
17:14I got something to, uh, tree up.
17:21Chimmy, uh...
17:22Is this an eviction notice?
17:24Are you kidding?
17:25Chimmy?
17:27Surprise.
17:29You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
17:32I'll get a job.
17:35No.
17:37You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
17:41Stay in school.
17:42I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
17:44So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
17:46Okay.
17:50No.
17:51Mom, take a hug.
17:51Okay.
17:55Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
18:04She's wearing that see-through shirt.
18:06Like, come on.
18:06Be for real.
18:07Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
18:09Ellie, come see me.
18:14Yes.
18:18You want her to see me?
18:19Come in.
18:20Make a seat.
18:20No, no, no, no, no.
18:22This side.
18:23Why don't you check it out?
18:26See how it feels.
18:28Okay.
18:29You're impressive, Ellie.
18:36Really, really impressive.
18:40Most people in your position would play it safe.
18:44But you've got instincts.
18:46I'm just doing my job.
18:48And doing it beautifully, I might add.
18:51I should probably, um, get back.
18:54Mm-hmm.
18:55Oh, Prislam, I can't.
18:56I'm sorry.
18:56Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
19:06Oh, my God.
19:08It's going to be okay.
19:09I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
19:13It's not going to be fast enough, though.
19:14I should have just let him.
19:17That's a weird pep talk.
19:19Are you okay?
19:21Yeah, I think I just got fired.
19:23Sweetie, did I get fired?
19:25You've been reassigned.
19:32The mail room?
19:34Welcome to the heart of the company.
19:37Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
19:39I didn't say you did.
19:41Well, then why am I being punished?
19:42Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
19:44This happens all the time.
19:45Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
19:48Did you really fight your way back up?
19:49Not to the people who say no.
19:52Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a quarter desk.
19:58It's up to you.
20:00Oh, right.
20:00Ask for, um, Colton.
20:03Have a great time.
20:18Bye.
20:21Bye.
20:21Bye.
20:25Bye.
20:25Bye.
20:28I'm Colton you must be my new employee I'm your supervisor you are my supervisor yes
20:48come on I'll show you the kingdom thanks mr. Carter no just call me Colton or else it
20:58makes it seem like I'm gonna do your parents taxes look I know that it's not
21:09very glamorous down here and let me guess you just cried in the bathroom for 30
21:13minutes and are now silently panicking yourself but I could promise you things
21:20are gonna be okay you seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms only on
21:25Mondays come on well this is your desk promise you it won't bite usually
21:37you want some water I'll go get you some water okay
21:44all right we're gonna have to calm down just breathe he's just a man with arms and a jawline
22:02the world's most underrated crisis management tool hydration and a paper cup and everything
22:10yeah well I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a
22:14subordinate you are I'm sorry that was totally inappropriate I was kidding okay
22:22Ellie look
22:29I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom but I can tell that you have something
22:39special everything's gonna be okay thanks
22:44of course
22:47so what were you doing upstairs I'm a marketing strategist or I was
23:03strategist in the mailroom Preston must be running this place blind if he had half a brain he would
23:10use social media to increase our stock that's what I would do at least oh it sounds like you've
23:15actually thought about this maybe a little bit I mean after all we're not just a couple of pretty faces
23:22are we too
23:29another tough one I got demoted to the mailroom did you do your homework yeah yeah whatever oh you also have a doctor's appointment
23:43beck and leave our car let me take you what's the point we can't even afford doctors
23:48I'm gonna get us through this okay
23:50I'm gonna take care of everything hey you trust me right yeah promise yeah I trust you
23:58I trust you okay I've got it
24:05oh
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24:34oh my god I'm in so much trouble
24:43I guess blueberry if you don't like it just lie to me
24:47you bought me breakfast?
24:49well don't get used to it I bribe new employees to like me that's all
24:55so
24:56oh
25:04oh
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25:06oh
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25:12oh
25:17oh
25:18No, no, it's perfi-
25:24What was that?
25:30Well, don't worry about this. I'll just buy you a new one.
25:34Let's go do some deliveries. It's the best part of the job.
25:38Get to go inside, get some fresh air,
25:42and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
25:46Okay.
25:56Quicker than me.
25:58I'm trying.
26:00Oh, this is where I used to work. Right there.
26:04I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
26:08They made a big mistake.
26:12You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
26:14What's up?
26:22That's not a good one.
26:24How do you think?
26:25You'll find out.
26:34What do you want? What's that say?
26:36It says baby goat loose on the third floor.
26:38Handle immediately.
26:40You're crazy.
26:44Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
26:48Oh my god, someone's coming. We have to go.
27:00I think we're good.
27:02I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use.
27:18And to grow at the company.
27:20Really, it is an honor to be here.
27:22You will not be sorry you hired me.
27:24I'm counting on that.
27:26Is he hitting on me?
27:28The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
27:30Okay.
27:32Okay.
27:36Okay.
27:38Okay.
27:39I'm counting on that.
27:40Is he hitting on me?
27:42The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
27:44Okay.
27:46I'm trying to get you out.
27:47I'm trying to get you out.
27:48The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
27:49Okay.
28:07Hey...
28:08Hey.
28:14Relax. It can be our little dirty suit.
28:39He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
28:42I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
28:47I'll see you.
28:48I'll see you.
28:55When are you going to quit that menial job?
28:58It's embarrassing, son.
29:00You're worth millions.
29:04Act like it.
29:05Thank you, Mr. Preston.
29:17Oh, Commonwealth, when no one else is around.
29:22You know something?
29:23That dress fits you in all the right places.
29:28It just needs one little adjustment.
29:33There we go.
29:35Perfect.
29:36Oh, my God. What do I do?
29:37Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
29:41You've used a CRM before?
29:43Yes.
29:44Good.
29:44You do understand what your position is here, right?
29:49I'm sorry.
29:53I'm not feeling well.
29:55If you'll excuse me.
29:58Eh, she'll come around.
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30:21I'd ask you how your day went.
30:31What?
30:32Did you check in beds?
30:33Yeah, yeah.
30:34You're worse than Mom was.
30:39Well, what's wrong?
30:40I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else
30:44from me.
30:45Seriously?
30:46Already?
30:47Yeah.
30:48Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
30:49We need it.
30:49Oh, you really didn't waste any time.
30:52Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
30:55I got something to tree up.
31:02Chimmy, is this an eviction notice?
31:06Are you kidding?
31:09Surprise.
31:10You are horrible at cheering people up next.
31:14I'll get a job.
31:17No.
31:18You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
31:23Stay in school.
31:24I promised Mom that I would take care of you, so I'm going to take care of you, okay?
31:32No.
31:32Mom, take a hug.
31:33Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
31:46She's wearing that see-through shirt.
31:47Like, come on.
31:48Be for real.
31:49Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
31:54Billy, come see me.
31:56Yes.
31:57You want her to see me?
32:01Come in.
32:02Make a seat.
32:02No, no, no, no, no, no.
32:04This side.
32:05Why don't you check it out?
32:08See how it feels.
32:10Okay.
32:11You're impressed, really.
32:18Really, really impressive.
32:22Most people in your position would play it safe.
32:26But you've got instincts.
32:28I'm just doing my job.
32:29And doing it beautifully, I might add.
32:34I should probably, um, get back.
32:36Mm-hmm.
32:37Oh, Prisca, I can't.
32:38I'm sorry.
32:39Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
32:48Oh, my God.
32:50It's going to be okay.
32:51I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
32:55It's not going to be fast enough, though.
32:56I should have just let him.
32:59That's some weird pep talk.
33:01Are you okay?
33:03Yeah, I think I just got fired.
33:05Sweetie.
33:06Did I get fired?
33:08You've been reassigned.
33:14The mail room?
33:16Welcome to the heart of the company.
33:19Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
33:21I didn't say you did.
33:23Well, then why am I being punished?
33:24Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
33:26This happens all the time.
33:27Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
33:30Did you really fight your way back up?
33:32Not to the people who say no.
33:34Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
33:40It's up to you.
33:41Oh, right.
33:42Ask for, um, Colton.
33:44Hmm.
34:01I'm Colton.
34:21You must be my new employee.
34:24I'm your supervisor.
34:27You are my supervisor?
34:30Yes.
34:31Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
34:36Thanks, Mr. Carter.
34:38No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
34:49Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here,
34:53and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
34:58But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
35:03You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
35:06Only on Mondays.
35:07Oh.
35:09Okay.
35:10Come on.
35:11Well, this is your desk.
35:17I promise you it won't bite, usually.
35:20You want some water?
35:24I'll go get you some water.
35:25Okay.
35:35All right.
35:36We're going to have to calm down.
35:38Just breathe.
35:39He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
35:44The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
35:50Hydration.
35:51In a paper cup and everything.
35:53Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
36:00I'm sorry.
36:01That was totally inappropriate.
36:02I was kidding.
36:03Okay.
36:05Oh.
36:10Ellie, look.
36:15I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
36:22Everything's going to be okay.
36:25Thanks.
36:29Of course.
36:33So, what were you doing upstairs?
36:42I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
36:46Strategist in the mailroom.
36:48Preston must be running this place blind.
36:51If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
36:55That's what I would do, at least.
36:56Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
36:59Maybe a little bit.
37:00I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
37:05Are we?
37:14Another tough one?
37:15I got demoted to the mailroom.
37:20Did you do your homework?
37:21Yeah, yeah.
37:21Whatever.
37:22Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
37:26Beck and me work early to take you.
37:28What's the point?
37:29We can't even afford doctors.
37:31I'm going to get us through this.
37:32Okay.
37:33I'm going to take care of everybody.
37:34Hey, you trust me, right?
37:37Yeah.
37:38Promise?
37:39Yeah.
37:40I trust you.
37:41Okay.
37:43I've got it.
37:44Oh.
37:48Oh.
37:48Oh my God.
38:17I'm in so much trouble.
38:26I guess blueberry.
38:27If you don't like it, just lie to me.
38:30You bought me breakfast?
38:33Well, don't get used to it.
38:34I bribe new employees to like me.
38:37That's all.
38:40Oh.
38:40Oh.
38:40Oh.
38:40Oh.
38:41Oh.
38:41Oh.
38:41Oh.
38:41Oh.
38:41Oh.
38:41Oh.
38:41Oh.
38:41Oh.
38:42Oh.
38:42Oh.
38:42Oh.
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38:45Oh.
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38:46Oh.
38:46Oh.
38:46Oh.
38:47Oh.
38:47Oh.
39:00Not bad, huh?
39:01No.
39:02No, it's perfect.
39:04Just like you.
39:07What was that?
39:08I don't know.
39:09I didn't say anything.
39:10I thought you said something.
39:11Mm-hmm.
39:13Well, don't worry about this.
39:14I'll just buy you a new one.
39:16Let's go do some deliveries.
39:18It's the best part of the job.
39:20Get to go inside.
39:22Get some fresh air.
39:24Enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
39:28Okay.
39:29Okay.
39:30Yeah.
39:31Yeah.
39:32Quicker than me.
39:33I'm trying.
39:34Oh, this is where I used to work.
39:35Right there.
39:36I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
39:50They made a big mistake.
39:52Okay.
39:53You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
39:56How so?
39:57That's not a good one.
39:58I think.
39:59They'll find out.
40:04What does that say?
40:05Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
40:06Handle immediately.
40:07You're crazy.
40:08You are dangerous, isn't you?
40:09Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
40:12Oh my God, someone's coming.
40:13We have to go.
40:14What does that say?
40:18Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
40:21Handle immediately.
40:22You're crazy.
40:24You are dangerous, aren't you?
40:26Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
40:34Oh my god, someone's coming.
40:35We have to go.
40:39Jesus Christy, everybody saw us?
40:42I think we're good.
40:44Oh!
40:45I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
40:50Really, it is an honor to be here.
40:51You will not be sorry you hired me.
40:55I'm counting on that.
40:56Is he hitting on me?
40:57I'm counting on that.
40:58Is he hitting on me?
40:59The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
41:00I'm counting on that.
41:01Is he hitting on me?
41:02The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
41:03Okay.
41:04Okay.
41:05Okay.
41:07Okay.
41:08Okay.
41:09Okay.
41:10Okay.
41:12Okay.
41:13Okay.
41:14Okay.
41:15Okay.
41:16Okay.
41:17What?
41:18What can I do?
41:19Let me do that.
41:20Let me do that.
41:21I can say it's okay.
41:22It's okay.
41:23Oh, okay.
41:24Okay.
41:25Let me do that.
41:26The assistant, Clara, will get you acclimated.
41:51Hey, I'm Clara. I'll help you get set up.
41:53Thanks, I'm Ellie.
41:56Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
41:58Oh, do not worry about them.
41:59They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
42:03I'm highly qualified.
42:04Relax.
42:05It can be our little dirty secret.
42:21He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
42:24I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
42:29I'll see ya.
42:30I'll see ya.
42:36When are you gonna quit that menial job?
42:39It's embarrassing, son.
42:42You're worth millions.
42:43You're worth millions.
42:46Act like it!
42:53Ellie!
42:55I'm Vixie.
42:58Thank you, Mr. Preston.
42:59Oh, Commonwealth.
43:00Look, when no one else is around.
43:03You know something?
43:04That dress fits you in all the right places.
43:10It just needs one little adjustment.
43:15There we go.
43:17Perfect.
43:18Oh my god, what do I do?
43:19Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
43:23You've used the CRM before?
43:24Yes.
43:26Good.
43:27You do understand what your position is here, right?
43:33Um...
43:35I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well.
43:37If you'll excuse me.
43:40Eh, she'll come around.
43:41Go run.
44:11I'd ask you how your day went.
44:13What?
44:14Did you take your vets?
44:15Yeah, yeah. You're worse than Mom was.
44:20Well, what's wrong?
44:21I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe you want something else from me.
44:26Seriously? Already?
44:28Yeah. Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job. We need it.
44:31Oh, you really didn't waste any time.
44:33Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
44:36I... I got something to, uh, tree up.
44:40Tree up.
44:44Cheer me up.
44:45Is this an eviction notice?
44:48Are you kidding?
44:50Surprise.
44:52You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
44:55I'll get a job.
44:59No.
45:01You're not gonna get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
45:05Stay in school.
45:06I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
45:08So I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
45:13No. Mom take a hug.
45:24Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
45:26And...
45:28She's wearing that see-through shirt.
45:29Like, come on.
45:30Be for real.
45:31Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
45:36Kelly, come see me.
45:38Yes.
45:42You want her to see me?
45:43Come in.
45:44Make a seat.
45:45No, no, no, no, no.
45:46This side.
45:47Why don't you...
45:48Check it out.
45:49See how it feels.
45:52Okay.
45:57You're...
45:58Impressive, Ellie.
45:59Really...
46:01Really impressive.
46:04Most people in your position would...
46:06Play it safe.
46:08But you've got instincts.
46:10I'm just doing my job.
46:11Mm-hmm.
46:12And doing it...
46:13Beautifully.
46:14I might add.
46:15I think I should probably, um, get back.
46:17Mm-hmm.
46:18Oh, Krista.
46:19I can't.
46:20I'm sorry.
46:21Well...
46:23Someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
46:25Oh, my God.
46:32It's gonna be okay.
46:33I'm gonna get another job.
46:34And it's gonna be fine.
46:37It's not gonna be fast enough, though.
46:38I should've just let him.
46:41That's a weird pep talk.
46:42Are you okay?
46:45Yeah, I think I just got fired.
46:47Sweetie.
46:48Did I get fired?
46:50You've been reassigned.
46:56The mail room?
46:58Welcome to the heart of the company.
47:01Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
47:03I didn't say you did.
47:04Well, then why am I being punished?
47:05Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
47:07This happens all the time.
47:08Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
47:11Not to the people who say no.
47:13Look.
47:14You can either cry about it,
47:16or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
47:18It's up to you.
47:19Thank you, Mrs.
47:35I'm Colton.
48:00You must be my new employee.
48:03I'm your supervisor.
48:05Yes.
48:06Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
48:07Thanks, Mr. Carter.
48:08No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes
48:21or something.
48:26Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried in
48:33the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
48:37But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
48:41You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
48:44Only on Mondays.
48:46Oh.
48:47Okay.
48:48Come on.
48:49Okay.
48:50Well, this is your desk.
48:55I promise you I won't.
48:57You want some water?
48:58I'll go get you some water.
49:00I'll go get you some water.
49:01Alright.
49:02Just breathe.
49:03He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
49:07The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
49:08Hydration.
49:09And a paper cup and everything.
49:10Yeah.
49:11Well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate
49:14you are.
49:15I'm sorry.
49:16That was totally inappropriate.
49:17I was kidding.
49:18Okay.
49:19Oh.
49:20Oh.
49:21Oh.
49:22Oh.
49:23Oh.
49:24Oh.
49:25Oh.
49:26Oh.
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49:45Oh.
49:46Oh.
49:48Oh.
49:49Oof.
49:50Oh.
49:51Oh.
49:52Oh.
49:53Oh.
49:54Oh.
49:55Oh.
49:56Oh.
49:57Obviously, Jared.
49:58Oh.
49:59Oh, okay.
50:01Oh.
50:02Oh, okay.
50:04You've done well.
50:05Oh, my God.
50:07Oh, my God.
50:08Oh, my God.
50:09Oh, my God.
50:10Oh, my God.
50:11It was kinda good.
50:12so what were you doing upstairs i'm a marketing strategist or i was strategist in the mailroom
50:23presson must be running this place blind if he had half a brain he would use social media to
50:30increase our stock that's what i would do at least oh it sounds like you've actually thought
50:34about this maybe a little bit i mean after all we're not just a couple of pretty faces
50:40another tough one i got devoted to the mailroom did you do your homework yeah yeah whatever
50:58oh you also have a doctor's appointment i can leave one carly to take you
51:03what's the point we can't even afford doctors i'm gonna get us through this okay
51:09i'm gonna take care of everything hey you trust me right yeah promise yeah i trust you okay
51:18i've got it
51:20i'm gonna take care of everything
51:29so
51:31oh my god i'm in so much trouble
51:55i guess blueberry if you don't like it just lie to me you bought me breakfast
52:08well don't get used to it i bribe new employees to like me that's all
52:14that bad huh no no it's perfect just like you
52:41what was that i don't say anything i thought you said something
52:47well don't worry about this i'll just buy you a new one
52:51let's go do some deliveries it's the best part of the job
52:55get to go inside get some fresh air
52:59enjoy some awkward elevator rides
53:03okay
53:05quicker than me
53:16trying
53:17oh this is where i used to work right there
53:21i bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it
53:25they made a big mistake
53:27you want to make it a little bit more interesting
53:32how so
53:33that's not a good one
53:42you'll find out
53:44what does that say
53:54um it says baby goat loose on the third floor
53:56handle immediately
53:58you're crazy
53:59you are dangerous isn't you
54:01don't you think that that's a little
54:04risky isn't it
54:06oh my god someone's coming we have to go
54:12oh
54:14jesus jacy everybody saw us
54:18i think we're good
54:19oh
54:20I don't know.
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