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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:56Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family,
00:02:13Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth $10 million.
00:02:19That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:26Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry. Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:50Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:56Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:07Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:11Okay, here we have our the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:20And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:24And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:41I wouldn't dare.
00:03:48I wouldn't dare.
00:03:49Sloane has dug her claws into him.
00:03:52Beep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:03It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:05It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:06It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:07It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:07It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:08It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:08It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:09It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:10It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:11It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:11It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:12Oh! You should join the academic decathlon! The winner gets scholarships, which is the
00:04:34only way I could go to college. Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:39Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:52Hey Gabby. Yo. That's Eric. I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:00Oh yeah, you in? Yeah, sure. Sweet. Then I'm in. Awesome! Got a boat. Later, babes.
00:05:07Oh my god, oh my god, he just called his name!
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay, now for the important stuff. Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the
00:05:19underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro. He gets handsy.
00:05:24Hey, watch out!
00:05:32Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine. It's just a little blood.
00:05:38I know.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:44Your jacket smells good.
00:05:54Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:05Come on, Chasen. Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash. Might catch something.
00:06:16Ugh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen, come on.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:22I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh my god.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:30Yep.
00:06:31Kind of lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:53Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:57Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:04I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:11How would you like to be addressed? Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes. Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow, oh my god, ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:30Whoa, what is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye. I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yeah, where is it?
00:07:36Ah, it's in my locker. Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Yeah, go, go.
00:07:49Oh my god.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:50What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I, I thought that, um...
00:08:09That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Oh my god.
00:08:19Rose?
00:08:23Where are you?
00:08:26Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:31Rose?
00:08:32Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Jason? Is that you? Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me. I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:45How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:10I'm so sorry.
00:09:37Ouch!
00:09:38Excuse you much?
00:09:40Why are you wet?
00:09:51How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:10:08What exactly is going on here?
00:10:10Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:21Hmm.
00:10:24Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:26Chasin?
00:10:27Off limits.
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys.
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39A little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:49You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:50That's it.
00:10:51You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53Okay.
00:11:00You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close and your competition closer.
00:11:06Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:15Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise.
00:11:24We'll win.
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28It's crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:37Okay, well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and queen bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:11:59I...
00:12:01It's okay.
00:12:02Being a queen bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:14What are you talking about?
00:12:16I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:20Just go.
00:12:21You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:51Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:56Love set.
00:12:59Hey, good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:06I would've paid to see that.
00:13:10Oh my god.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:14No.
00:13:15Oh god.
00:13:17Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:21You're not serious.
00:13:23I am.
00:13:25If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:39Later.
00:13:40Yeah, I'll see ya.
00:13:42She's being nice.
00:13:43That's never a good sign.
00:13:45Oh my god, ew.
00:13:49Look at these losers.
00:13:50My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:54Private tutors.
00:13:55Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:01She told me so herself.
00:14:04Wow.
00:14:06You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebs in their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:15Now watch what happens.
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:35Hey, Eric.
00:14:40Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10What?
00:15:10You're Audrey freaking Wintersby.
00:15:14Wait, what?
00:15:15You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:28Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:34I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:35Gabby, everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me Dekathot.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:48Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:58Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:00I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it.
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:30I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:37It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:41And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically, my parents do.
00:16:47But yeah, Norman likes me better, so bye.
00:17:00Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely.
00:17:17And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:28It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:35So what are you going to do?
00:17:39I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:44I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:18:00She did that on purpose.
00:18:11She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:14I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:29You can ask Abby.
00:18:30I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiled when she hit me.
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:48Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who
00:18:56accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:08You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:26Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41Found this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:51Yeah, no.
00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:53Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:05I think you swear.
00:20:08So, want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:14Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23That figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:27Awesome.
00:20:30Awesome.
00:20:31But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything.
00:20:41And that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh my god.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:46So you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:08You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh please, you loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent
00:21:29under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:31Oh honey, your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:37You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks.
00:22:04Says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:07Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and
00:22:14Jason said hi to you?
00:22:15I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:23:01Hey.
00:23:12Hey.
00:23:13I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:18No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:23What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the hope.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:59I can't do it.
00:24:03Here, here, here, here.
00:24:07Like this.
00:24:07Okay.
00:24:11Like that.
00:24:12Okay?
00:24:13Mm-hmm.
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:15Mm-hmm.
00:24:16Okay.
00:24:18Oh!
00:24:20Yeah.
00:24:22You should join the tennis team.
00:24:30You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:38Hey!
00:24:38Hey!
00:24:52You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:24:55Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:35You're gonna be kidding me.
00:25:55Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:26:21What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:26Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:46Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:54I owe you one.
00:26:55Not again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh?
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:15Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:17Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24Hi, Lord.
00:27:25What happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:29Long day.
00:27:29Are they okay?
00:27:32Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:38Ew.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:34Oh.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38Same as you.
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay, sure.
00:29:04Boopy.
00:29:05I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:13Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:36So you're gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:40Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:41Well, you can.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:53Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase?
00:29:55And I want Rose.
00:29:56So...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:20I don't belong here.
00:30:20Yes.
00:30:21Yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27I don't know.
00:30:31This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:40Okay, you ready?
00:30:41Oh, please.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:46Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:49I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:51No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh my god.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:27Truth or dare.
00:31:29Um, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh my god, come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:46Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh, Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose, truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait, what?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose.
00:32:14Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose.
00:32:26What the hell?
00:32:27Hey, watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby, wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chased me, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:40Okay, Jason, you're up, truth or dare?
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose, will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:14Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:26Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:30Oh my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:32I'm so sorry.
00:33:40Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:42I thought that's...
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't...
00:33:44I...
00:33:47Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:34:02You're so beautiful.
00:34:21What the?
00:34:27What the?
00:34:27What the?
00:34:53Uh.
00:34:54Uh...
00:34:55Oh, God.
00:34:55Yeah.
00:34:56Oh, God.
00:34:56Uh.
00:34:56Uh.
00:34:57Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:06It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Eric?
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:50Oh my God, shut up! They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:55Eric?
00:35:55Eric?
00:35:55Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:07Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop!
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:14What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:22Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:29You're a liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:33No.
00:36:34She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby, because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:40She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby, because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:56Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Her?
00:37:00I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:15Unlike you.
00:37:17Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:30He's an asshole.
00:37:32But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:35Yeah.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37He was just kidding.
00:37:39Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:42Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:45Come on, just say yes.
00:37:50Okay.
00:37:51Okay.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:53Okay.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:55Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:02Where I was early for my first real date.
00:38:06Hello?
00:38:07This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:11Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:13But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister
00:38:18restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:197pm.
00:38:20Oh.
00:38:21Okay.
00:38:22Thanks.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:24Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:41Good.
00:38:42How?
00:38:43How?
00:38:44How?
00:38:45How?
00:38:46How?
00:38:47How?
00:39:09Chasen.
00:39:10I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I fenced it out.
00:39:21Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:03I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:10What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:23But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, why don't I have dinner with you?
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:50I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:41:07I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:31I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:22What is the last digit of the seven to the 2000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:34I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:40Oh no.
00:42:42What now?
00:42:43Sloan posted this.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:55But he said he liked me.
00:42:59He said he liked me.
00:43:03Hey, virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:40Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:58Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:11You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight.
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow, ow, my butt.
00:44:29Oh my god, I think she broke my butt.
00:44:33Bros.
00:44:35This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike, you're out, expelled.
00:44:45Now go get your things.
00:44:46But, I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:51I said go.
00:44:51You hurt the man, go!
00:45:07And?
00:45:07Expelled.
00:45:12But the academy decathlon?
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dead-witted, bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey.
00:45:41You were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:43I said, this has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:59Oh, Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:11I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But.
00:46:33You.
00:46:35And your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:47:03You can't believe it.
00:47:04You're not.
00:47:05You haven't helped me.
00:47:23That was so hot.
00:47:30You're not.
00:47:31You're not.
00:47:32Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I sleep with Sloane.
00:48:32She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:42I'm sorry.
00:48:43Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:45Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:47I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen, and I wanted you to like me for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:02Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:17I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:19You're so beautiful.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:26You're so beautiful.
00:49:56Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:26You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:56That way I really don't feel it.
00:51:18You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:26I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I love you, Rose.
00:52:16I love you, Rose.
00:52:20I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, Rose.
00:52:34I love you, like her.
00:52:40I love you, Rose.
00:52:42I love you, Rose.
00:52:48I worked up an aftertide.
00:53:18So how was it?
00:53:21It was amazing.
00:53:26Do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:39Now I have something important to ask you.
00:53:42Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:48Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:59Jason, I can't.
00:54:03I was expelled.
00:54:10Fuck.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16Thanks so much for being a regular teen.
00:54:31Hey, Jason.
00:54:32Hey.
00:54:33How's Rose?
00:54:35Bummed?
00:54:36I feel awful.
00:54:37I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:43You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:46Well, maybe.
00:54:50Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:57I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:02Yes, indeed.
00:55:03I am aware.
00:55:04But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:09Are we ready to leave?
00:55:10Hey, Gabby.
00:55:11Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:12Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:13Wait, what?
00:55:14What happened?
00:55:15Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:17Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:18Quick, that's it.
00:55:19Huh?
00:55:20We're going to have much more fun.
00:55:22We're going to have much more fun.
00:55:24Are we ready to leave?
00:55:25Hey, Gabby.
00:55:26Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:27Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:28Wait, what?
00:55:29What happened?
00:55:30Norman, we have to get to the school, fast.
00:55:32Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:34Quick, that's it.
00:55:35Huh?
00:55:36Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:48Audrey Rose.
00:55:49She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh my god.
00:56:07Oh my god.
00:56:08Is she doing here?
00:56:09Is she doing here?
00:56:10That's really Rose Peoples.
00:56:11Give me that.
00:56:13Chase it.
00:56:14Chase it.
00:56:15Chase it.
00:56:16Hang on.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:21Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:30Gabby.
00:56:36You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:56:37And Sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:39And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:56:40You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:56:44And Sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:45And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:56:46You bitch.
00:56:47Security.
00:56:48Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:56:49No.
00:56:50Please.
00:56:51No, get off me.
00:56:52Do not touch me.
00:56:53Do you know how much I am work?
00:56:54Chase it.
00:56:55No.
00:56:56No.
00:56:57No.
00:56:58No.
00:56:59No.
00:57:00No.
00:57:01No.
00:57:02No.
00:57:03No.
00:57:04No.
00:57:05No.
00:57:06No.
00:57:07No.
00:57:08No.
00:57:09No.
00:57:10No.
00:57:11No.
00:57:12No.
00:57:13No.
00:57:14No.
00:57:15No.
00:57:16No.
00:57:17No.
00:57:18No.
00:57:19No.
00:57:20No.
00:57:21No.
00:57:22No.
00:57:27No.
00:57:28No.
00:57:29No.
00:57:30No.
00:57:31Yes.
00:57:32No.
00:57:33I'm not mistaken.
00:57:34No.
00:57:35No.
00:57:36No.
00:57:37No.
00:57:42No.
00:57:44No.
00:57:45No.
00:57:46No.
00:57:47Yeah.
00:57:48Planner.
00:57:49The prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:58Come on, get up there, Ron.
00:58:02Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are, between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls, this time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:53I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:10And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:30Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:36Wanna dance?
00:59:37...
00:59:38...
00:59:40...
00:59:59Hey.
01:00:00Wanna dance?
01:00:02Want to dance?
01:00:06Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:14All right, all right. I know you want to get back to dancing.
01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabi has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:32Gabi, all that hard work has paid off. Congratulations.
01:00:38Yes, girl.
01:01:02And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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