- 7 weeks ago
Signed, Sealed, Deceived By My Billionaire Mailboy
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00:00I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
00:10Really, it is an honor to be here.
00:12You will not be sorry you hired me.
00:15I'm counting on that.
00:18Is he hitting on me?
00:20The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
00:25Okay.
00:30Hey, I'm Clara. I'll help you get set up.
00:47Hey, thanks. I'm Ellie.
00:50Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
00:52Oh, do not worry about them.
00:54They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
00:57I am highly qualified.
00:59Relax.
01:00It can be our little dirty secret.
01:16He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
01:19I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
01:23I'll see you.
01:24I'll see you.
01:25When are you going to quit that menial job?
01:34It's embarrassing, son.
01:36You're worth millions.
01:40Act like it.
01:47Ellie!
01:47Take a seat.
01:49Thank you, Mr. Preston.
01:53I will come and will when no one else is around.
01:58You know something?
01:59That dress fits you in all the right places.
02:04It just needs one little adjustment.
02:08There we go.
02:11Perfect.
02:12Oh, my God.
02:13What do I do?
02:14Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
02:17You've used the CRM before?
02:19Yes.
02:20Good.
02:20But you do understand what your position is here, right?
02:28I'm...
02:28I'm sorry.
02:29I'm not feeling well.
02:31If you'll excuse me.
02:32Eh, she'll come around.
02:35I don't know.
03:05I'd ask you how your day went.
03:07What?
03:08Did you take the vets?
03:09Yeah, yeah. You're worse than Mom was.
03:15Well, what's wrong?
03:16I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from me.
03:21Seriously?
03:22Already?
03:23Yeah.
03:24Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job. We need it.
03:26Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
03:28Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
03:31I...
03:32I got something to, uh, tree up.
03:34I got something to do.
03:38Chimmy, uh, is this an eviction notice?
03:43Are you kidding?
03:45Surprise.
03:47You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
03:50I'll get a job.
03:53No.
03:54You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
03:59Stay in school.
04:00I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
04:03So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
04:08No.
04:09Mom, take a hug.
04:09Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
04:22She's wearing that see-through shirt.
04:24Like, come on.
04:24Be for real.
04:25Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
04:27Ellie, come see me.
04:32Yes.
04:36You want her to see me?
04:37Come in.
04:38Make a seat.
04:38No, no, no, no, no.
04:40This side.
04:41Why don't you check it out?
04:44See how it feels.
04:46Okay.
04:47You're impressive, Ellie.
04:54Really, really impressive.
04:58Most people in your position would play it safe.
05:02But you've got instincts.
05:04I'm just doing my job.
05:05And doing it beautifully, I might add.
05:10I think I should probably get back.
05:13Oh, Priscilla, I can't.
05:14I'm sorry.
05:14Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
05:24Oh, my God.
05:26It's going to be okay.
05:27I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
05:31It's not going to be fast enough, though.
05:32I should have just let him.
05:35That's a weird pep talk.
05:37Are you okay?
05:39Yeah, I think I just got fired.
05:41Sweetie, did I get fired?
05:44You've been reassigned.
05:50The mail room?
05:52Welcome to the heart of the company.
05:55Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
05:57I didn't say you did.
05:59Well, then why am I being punished?
06:00Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
06:02This happens all the time.
06:03Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
06:06Did you really fight your way back up?
06:07Not to the people who were saying no.
06:10Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a quarter desk.
06:16It's up to you.
06:17Oh, right.
06:18Ask for, um, Colton.
06:20No, no, no.
06:34No, no.
06:37Oh.
06:37I'm Colton.
06:57You must be my new employee.
07:00I'm your supervisor.
07:03You are my supervisor?
07:06Yes.
07:07Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
07:12Thanks, Mr. Carter.
07:14No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
07:25Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
07:34But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
07:38You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
07:42Only on Mondays.
07:46Come on.
07:47Okay.
07:50Well, this is your desk.
07:53I promise you I won't bite, usually.
07:55You want some water?
08:00I'll go get you some water.
08:02Okay.
08:02All right, we're going to have to calm down.
08:15Just breathe.
08:15He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
08:20The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
08:26Hydration.
08:27In a paper cup and everything.
08:29Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
08:33I'm sorry, that was totally inappropriate.
08:38I was kidding.
08:39Okay.
08:41Ellie, look.
08:51I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
08:58Everything's going to be okay.
09:02Thanks.
09:03Of course.
09:16So, what were you doing upstairs?
09:19I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
09:22Strategist in the mailroom.
09:24Preston must be running this place blind.
09:27If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
09:31That's what I would do, at least.
09:32Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
09:35Maybe a little bit.
09:37I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces, are we?
09:46Another tough one?
09:51I got devoted to the mailroom.
09:56Did you do your homework?
09:57Yeah, yeah.
09:58Whatever.
10:00Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
10:02Beck and Lee, what car did I take you?
10:04What's the point?
10:05We can't even afford doctors.
10:07I'm going to get us through this.
10:08Okay.
10:10I'm going to take care of everything.
10:10Hey, you trust me, right?
10:13Yeah.
10:14Or this?
10:15Yeah.
10:16I trust you.
10:17Okay.
10:19I've got it.
10:20No.
10:20No.
10:20No.
10:24No.
10:24Oh my god.
10:53I'm in so much trouble.
11:02I guess blueberry.
11:03If you don't like it, just lie to me.
11:06You bought me breakfast?
11:09Well, don't get used to it.
11:10I bribe new employees to like me.
11:13That's all.
11:23That bad, huh?
11:37No, it's perfect.
11:40Just like you.
11:43What was that?
11:44I don't know.
11:45It's anything.
11:46I thought you said something.
11:47Well, don't worry about this.
11:50I'll just buy you a new one.
11:53Let's go do some deliveries.
11:54It's the best part of the job.
11:57Get to go inside, get some fresh air,
11:59and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
12:05Okay.
12:05Oh, this is where I used to work.
12:20Right there.
12:22I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
12:26They made a big mistake.
12:30You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
12:32Mm-hmm.
12:33I'll start.
12:41I thought I could buy it.
12:43You're going to pay it.
12:43He'll find out.
12:53What's that say?
12:54It says baby goat loose on the third floor.
12:57Handle immediately.
12:59You're crazy.
13:00You are dangerous, isn't you?
13:02Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
13:10Oh, my God.
13:11Someone's coming.
13:11We have to go.
13:16Jesus, you guys need my saws.
13:18Oh, I think we're good.
13:20Oh.
13:26Oh.
13:26Oh.
13:26Oh.
13:26Oh.
13:26Oh.
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13:29Oh.
13:29Oh.
13:29Oh.
13:30Oh.
13:30Oh.
13:30Oh.
13:31Oh.
13:32Oh.
13:48I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
13:52Really, it is an honor to be here.
13:54You will not be sorry you hired me.
13:56I'm counting on that.
14:00Is he hitting on me?
14:02The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
14:07Okay.
14:07Hey, I'm Clara, I'll help you get set up.
14:19Hey, I'm Clara, I'll help you get set up.
14:23Hey, thanks, I'm Ellie.
14:24Sorry, those girls back there, were they-
14:25Oh, do not worry about them.
14:26They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
14:27I'm highly qualified.
14:28Relax.
14:29Relax.
14:30It can be our little dirty secret.
14:32He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
14:33Don't waste your time.
14:34I mean, it looks like you're all set up.
14:35I mean, it looks like you're all set up.
14:36Actually, what's up there, we're all set up.
14:39Still, we're all set up, actually.
14:41I like them.
14:43Just sit in there and they're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the
14:46job.
14:46I am highly qualified to do something.
14:50Relax.
14:51It can be our little dirty secret.
14:56He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
14:57Don't waste your time.
14:58I mean, it looks like you're all set up.
15:02I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
15:05I'll see you.
15:06I'll see you.
15:13When are you going to quit that menial job?
15:16It's embarrassing, son.
15:18You're worth millions.
15:22Act like it.
15:29Billy!
15:31Dixie.
15:32Thank you, Mr. Preston.
15:35Oh, come and will.
15:37When no one else is around, you know something?
15:41That dress fits you in all the right places.
15:46It just needs one little adjustment.
15:51There we go.
15:53Perfect.
15:54Oh my God, what do I do?
15:55Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
15:59You've used the CRM before?
16:00Yes.
16:02Good.
16:02You do understand what your position is here, right?
16:10Um...
16:10I'm sorry.
16:11I'm not feeling well.
16:13If you'll excuse me.
16:17Eh, she'll come around.
16:17I'm sorry.
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16:23I'm sorry.
16:27I'm sorry.
16:28I'm sorry.
16:28I'm sorry.
16:33I'm sorry.
16:34I'm sorry.
16:34I'm sorry.
16:34I'm sorry.
16:35I'm sorry.
16:35I'm sorry.
16:36I'm sorry.
16:36I thought I can see you here.
16:37I'd ask you how your day went.
16:49What?
16:50Did you take your meds?
16:51Yeah, yeah.
16:52Your worst mom was.
16:56Well, what's wrong?
16:58I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else
17:02from me.
17:03Seriously?
17:04Already?
17:05Yeah.
17:05Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
17:07We need it.
17:08Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
17:10Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
17:13I got something to tree up.
17:20Cheer me up.
17:22Is this an eviction notice?
17:24Are you kidding?
17:27Surprise.
17:29You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
17:32I'll get a job.
17:35No.
17:36You're not going to get a job, because what I need you to do is focus.
17:41Stay in school.
17:42I promised mom that I would take care of you.
17:44So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
17:50No.
17:51Mom, take a hug.
17:51Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
18:04Throwing that see-through shirt.
18:06Like, come on.
18:06Be for real.
18:07Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
18:13Kelly, come see me.
18:14Yes.
18:15You want her to see me?
18:19Come in.
18:20Make a seat.
18:20No, no, no, no, no.
18:22This side.
18:23Why don't you check it out?
18:26See how it feels.
18:28Okay.
18:29You're impressive, Ellie.
18:36Really, really impressive.
18:40Most people in your position would play it safe.
18:44But you've got instincts.
18:46I'm just doing my job.
18:47And doing it beautifully, I might add.
18:51I think I should probably, um, get back.
18:54Mm-hmm.
18:55Oh, person, I can't.
18:56I'm sorry.
18:57Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
19:06Oh, my God.
19:08It's going to be okay.
19:09I'm going to get another job.
19:10And it's going to be fine.
19:13It's not going to be fast enough, though.
19:14I should have just let him.
19:17That's a weird pep talk.
19:19Are you okay?
19:19Yeah, I think I just got fired.
19:23Sweetie.
19:24Did I get fired?
19:26You've been reassigned.
19:32The mailroom?
19:34Welcome to the heart of the company.
19:37Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
19:39I didn't say you did.
19:41Well, then why am I being punished?
19:42Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
19:44This happens all the time.
19:45Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
19:48Did you really fight your way back up?
19:50Not to the people who say no.
19:52Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a quarter desk.
19:58It's up to you.
20:00Oh, right.
20:00Ask for, um, Colton.
20:02Oh, my God.
20:17I'm Colton.
20:39You must be my new employee.
20:42I'm your supervisor.
20:45You are my supervisor?
20:47Yes.
20:52Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
20:54Thanks, Mr. Carter.
20:56No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
21:07Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here,
21:11and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
21:16But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
21:21You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
21:24Only on Mondays.
21:25Oh.
21:27Sorry.
21:28Come on.
21:29Okay.
21:32Well, this is your desk.
21:35I promise you it won't bite, usually.
21:41Want some water?
21:42I'll go get you some water.
21:43Okay.
21:44Okay.
21:53All right, we're going to have to calm down.
21:57Just breathe.
21:57He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
22:02The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
22:08Hydration.
22:09In a paper cup and everything.
22:11Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
22:18I'm sorry.
22:19That was totally inappropriate.
22:20I was kidding.
22:21Okay.
22:21Ellie, look.
22:33I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
22:40Everything's going to be okay.
22:44Thanks.
22:44Of course.
22:58So, what were you doing upstairs?
23:01I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
23:04Strategist in the mailroom.
23:06Preston must be running this place blind.
23:09If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
23:13That's what I would do, at least.
23:15Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
23:17Maybe a little bit.
23:19I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
23:23Are we?
23:32Another tough one?
23:33I got deloaded to the mailroom.
23:38Did you do your homework?
23:39Yeah, yeah.
23:40Whatever.
23:40Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
23:44Back in leave, our car let me take you.
23:46What's the point?
23:47We can't even afford doctors.
23:49I'm going to get us through this.
23:50Okay.
23:52I'm going to take care of everything.
23:52Hey.
23:53You trust me, right?
23:55Yeah.
23:56Promise?
23:57Yeah.
23:58I trust you.
23:59Okay.
24:01I've got it.
24:02No.
24:02No.
24:06No.
24:27No.
24:28No.
24:29Oh, my God. I'm in so much trouble.
24:44I guess, blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
24:48You bought me breakfast?
24:51Well, don't get used to it. I bribe new employees to like me. That's all.
24:59Not bad, huh?
25:19No, no, it's perfect.
25:25What was that?
25:29Well, don't worry about this. I'll just buy you a new one.
25:34Let's go do some deliveries. It's the best part of the job.
25:39Get to go inside, get some fresh air, and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
25:47Okay.
25:51Yeah.
25:51Oh, this is where I used to work. Right there.
26:04I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
26:08They made a big mistake.
26:12You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
26:15Awesome.
26:15That's not a good one.
26:25How you doing?
26:25They'll find out.
26:35What's that say?
26:36Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
26:39Handle immediately.
26:41You're crazy.
26:45Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
26:52Oh my god, someone's coming. We have to go.
26:54I think we're good.
27:01Oh my god.
27:03I think we're good.
27:05Oh my god.
27:08I think we're good.
27:16I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow at the company.
27:34Really, it is an honor to be here.
27:36You will not be sorry you hired me.
27:39I'm counting on that.
27:42Is he hitting on me?
27:43The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
27:46Okay.
28:22Relax.
28:23It can be our little dirty secret.
28:25He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
28:41Don't waste your time.
28:42I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
28:47I'll see you.
28:48I'll see you.
28:49When are you going to quit that menial job?
28:58It's embarrassing, son.
29:00You're worth millions.
29:04Act like it.
29:05I'll see you.
29:12Thank you, Mr. Preston.
29:17Oh, commonwealth.
29:18When no one else is around.
29:22You know something?
29:23That dress fits you in all the right places.
29:28It just needs one little adjustment.
29:33There we go.
29:35Perfect.
29:36Oh, my God.
29:36What do I do?
29:37Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
29:41You've used a CRM before?
29:43Yes.
29:44Good.
29:44You do understand what your position is here, right?
29:49Um, I'm sorry.
29:53I'm not feeling well.
29:55If you'll excuse me.
29:58Eh, she'll come around.
30:19I'd ask you how your day went.
30:31What?
30:32Did you take your meds?
30:33Yeah, yeah.
30:34Your worst than mom was.
30:38Well, what's wrong?
30:40I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe you want something else from
30:44me.
30:45Seriously?
30:46Already?
30:47Yeah.
30:47Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
30:49We need it.
30:50Oh, you really didn't waste any time.
30:52Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
30:54I, I got something to, uh, tree up.
31:02Cheer me up.
31:03Is this an eviction notice?
31:06Are you kidding?
31:09Surprise.
31:10You are horrible at cheering people up next.
31:14I'll get a job.
31:17No.
31:18You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
31:23Stay in school.
31:24I promised mom that I would take care of you.
31:26So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
31:28No.
31:32Mom, take a hug.
31:33Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
31:46She's wearing that secret shirt.
31:47Like, come on.
31:48Be for real.
31:49Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
31:51Ellie, come see me.
31:56Yes.
32:00You want her to see me?
32:01Come in.
32:02Make a seat.
32:02No, no, no, no, no.
32:04This side.
32:05Why don't you check it out?
32:08See how it feels.
32:09You're impressive, Ellie.
32:18Really, really impressive.
32:22Most people in your position would play it safe.
32:26But you've got instincts.
32:28I'm just doing my job.
32:29And doing it beautifully, I might add.
32:34I should probably, um, get back.
32:35Mm-hmm.
32:37Oh, Priscil, I can't.
32:38I'm sorry.
32:39Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
32:48Oh, my God.
32:50It's going to be okay.
32:51I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
32:55It's not going to be fast enough, though.
32:56I should have just let him.
32:59That's a weird pep talk.
33:01Are you okay?
33:03Yeah, I think I just got fired.
33:05Sweetie.
33:06Did I get fired?
33:08You've been reassigned.
33:14The mailroom?
33:16Welcome to the heart of the company.
33:19Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
33:21I didn't say you did.
33:23Well, then why am I being punished?
33:24Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
33:25This happens all the time.
33:27Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
33:30Did you really fight your way back up?
33:32Not to the people who say no.
33:34Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a quarter desk.
33:40It's up to you.
33:40Oh, right.
33:42Ask for, um, Colton.
33:44Oh, my God.
33:45Oh, my God.
33:46Oh, my God.
33:46Oh, my God.
33:47Oh, my God.
33:48Oh, my God.
33:49Oh, my God.
33:49Oh, my God.
33:50Oh, my God.
33:50Oh, my God.
33:51Oh, my God.
33:51Oh, my God.
33:51Oh, my God.
33:52Oh, my God.
33:53Oh, my God.
33:53Oh, my God.
33:54Oh, my God.
33:54Oh, my God.
33:55Oh, my God.
33:56Oh, my God.
33:57Oh, my God.
33:58Oh, my God.
33:59Oh, my God.
34:00Oh, my God.
34:01Oh, my God.
34:02Oh, my God.
34:03Oh, my God.
34:04Oh, my God.
34:05Oh, my God.
34:06Oh, my God.
34:07Oh, my God.
34:08Hi, I'm Colton, you must be my new employee, I'm your supervisor, you are my supervisor?
34:29Yes.
34:30Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
34:35Thanks, Mr. Carter.
34:37No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
34:48Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
34:58But, I can promise you, things are going to be okay.
35:02You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
35:05Only on Mondays.
35:07Oh.
35:08Okay.
35:09Okay.
35:10Come on.
35:11Okay.
35:12Well, this is your desk.
35:16I promise you it won't bite, usually.
35:18You want some water?
35:19I'll go get you some water.
35:20Okay.
35:21All right, we're going to have to calm down.
35:25Just breathe, he's just a man with arms and a jawline.
35:31The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
35:32Hydration.
35:33In a paper cup and everything.
35:34Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
35:38I'm sorry.
35:39That was totally inappropriate.
35:40I was kidding.
35:41Okay.
35:42Oh.
35:43Ellie, look.
35:44Look.
35:45Okay.
35:46I'm sorry.
35:47I'm sorry.
35:48I'm sorry.
35:49What's up?
35:50I'm sorry.
35:51Now I'm sorry.
35:56What's up?
36:04Okay.
36:06Oh.
36:09Ellie, look, I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell
36:20that you have something special.
36:22Everything's gonna be okay.
36:25Thanks.
36:28Of course.
36:39So, what were you doing upstairs?
36:42I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
36:45Strategist in the mailroom.
36:47Preston must be running this place blind.
36:50If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
36:54That's what I would do, at least.
36:56Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
36:59Maybe a little bit.
37:01I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces, are we?
37:09Another tough one?
37:14I got demoted.
37:16To the mailroom.
37:18Did you do your homework?
37:20Yeah, yeah.
37:21Whatever.
37:22Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
37:25Beck and Lee were calling to take you.
37:27What's the point?
37:28We can't even afford doctors.
37:30I'm gonna get us through this.
37:32Okay.
37:33I'm gonna take care of everything.
37:34Hey, you trust me, right?
37:36Yeah.
37:37Promise?
37:38Yeah.
37:39I trust you.
37:41Okay.
37:42I've got it.
37:43I've got it.
38:13Oh, my God. I'm in so much trouble.
38:25I guess, Blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
38:29You bought me breakfast?
38:31Well, don't get used to it. I bribe new employees to like me. That's all.
38:43Not bad, huh? No. No, it's perfect. Just like you.
39:04What was that? I don't say anything. I thought you said something.
39:10Well, don't worry about this. I'll just buy you a new one.
39:15Let's go do some deliveries. It's the best part of the job.
39:19Get to go inside, get some fresh air, and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
39:27Okay.
39:29Okay.
39:39Quicker than me.
39:40I'm trying.
39:42Oh, this is where I used to work. Right there.
39:46I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
39:50They made a big mistake.
39:51You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
39:56What's up?
40:04That's not a good one.
40:06How do you think?
40:07They'll find out.
40:08What does that say?
40:17Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
40:20Handle immediately.
40:21You're crazy.
40:23You are dangerous, isn't you?
40:25Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
40:29Oh my god, someone's coming. We have to go.
40:39Jesus, do I see everybody's stars?
40:41I think we're good.
40:49Beep.
40:59I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow at the company.
41:16Really, it is an honor to be here.
41:18You will not be sorry you hired me.
41:20I'm counting on that.
41:24Is he hitting on me?
41:25The marketing assistant, Clara, will get you acclimated.
41:30Okay.
41:50Hey, I'm Clara. I'll help you get set up.
41:52Hey, thanks. I'm Ellie.
41:55Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
41:58Oh, do not worry about them.
41:59They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
42:02I'm highly qualified.
42:04Relax.
42:05It can be our little dirty secret.
42:21He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
42:25I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
42:29I'll see you.
42:30I'll see you.
42:36When are you going to quit that menial job?
42:40It's embarrassing, son.
42:42You're worth millions.
42:46Act like it.
42:47I'll see you.
42:48Thank you, Mr. Preston.
42:49Oh.
42:50Commonwealth.
42:51When no one else is around.
42:52You know something?
42:53That dress fits you in all the right places.
42:54It just needs one little adjustment.
42:56There we go.
42:57Perfect.
42:58Oh my god, what do I do?
42:59Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
43:00You've used the CRM before?
43:01Yes.
43:02Good.
43:03You do understand what your position is here.
43:04Right.
43:06I'm sorry, you're not familiar with the CRM.
43:07I'm sorry.
43:08I'm sorry.
43:09You do understand the correctness.
43:10But I'm sorry.
43:11I'm sorry.
43:12You're not sorry.
43:13I'm sorry.
43:14You're going to be right around.
43:15I'm sorry.
43:16I'm sorry.
43:17I'm sorry.
43:18I'm sorry.
43:19I'm sorry.
43:20I'm sorry.
43:21I'm sorry.
43:22I'm sorry.
43:23You've used a CRM before?
43:25Yes.
43:26Good.
43:27You do understand what your position is here, right?
43:33Um, I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well.
43:37If you'll excuse me.
43:41Eh, she'll come around.
43:53I'd ask you how your day went.
44:13What?
44:14Do you check your bets?
44:15Yeah, yeah.
44:16Where's the mom was.
44:18Well, what's wrong?
44:22I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else
44:26from me.
44:27Seriously?
44:28Already?
44:29Yeah.
44:30Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
44:31We need it.
44:32Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
44:34Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
44:37I...
44:38I got something to, uh, tree up.
44:45Chimmy, uh, is this an eviction notice?
44:49Are you kidding?
44:51Surprise.
44:52Surprise.
44:53You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
44:55I'll get a job.
44:59No.
45:00You're not going to get a job, because what I need you to do is focus.
45:05Stay in school.
45:06I promised mom that I would take care of you, so I'm going to take care of you, okay?
45:11I'll take a hug.
45:12No.
45:13Mom, take a hug.
45:15Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
45:18She's wearing that see-through shirt.
45:20Like, come on.
45:21Be for real.
45:22Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
45:23Millie, come see me.
45:24Yes.
45:25You want her to see me?
45:26Come in.
45:27Make a seat.
45:28No, no, no, no, no, no.
45:29This side.
45:30Why don't you check it out?
45:31See how it feels.
45:32Yeah.
45:33Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
45:35Okay.
45:36Okay.
45:37Millie.
45:38Come see me.
45:39Yes.
45:42You want her to see me?
45:43Come in.
45:44Make a seat.
45:45No, no, no, no, no.
45:46This side.
45:47Why don't you check it out?
45:50See how it feels.
45:53Okay.
45:57You're impressive, Millie.
46:00Really, really impressive.
46:04Most people in your position would play it safe.
46:07But you've got instincts.
46:09I'm just doing my job.
46:11And doing it beautifully, I might add.
46:15You should probably, um, get back.
46:17Mm-hmm.
46:18Oh, Carissa, I can't.
46:19I'm sorry.
46:20Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
46:29Oh, my God.
46:31Oh, my God.
46:32It's gonna be okay.
46:33I'm gonna get another job.
46:34And it's gonna be fine.
46:37It's not gonna be fast enough, though.
46:38I should've just let him.
46:42That's a weird pep talk.
46:43Are you okay?
46:45Yeah, I think I just got fired.
46:47Sweetie.
46:48Did I get fired?
46:51You've been reassigned.
46:52The mail room?
46:57Welcome to the heart of the company.
47:00Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
47:03I didn't say you did.
47:04Well, then why am I being punished?
47:06Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
47:07This happens all the time.
47:08Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
47:11Not to the people who say no.
47:13Look, you can either cry about it,
47:16or prove that you're better than a quarter desk.
47:18It's up to you.
47:19It's up to you.
47:49I...
47:59I'm Colton.
48:00You must be...
48:02my new employee.
48:03I'm your supervisor.
48:06You are my supervisor?
48:09Yes.
48:14Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
48:15Thanks, Mr. Carter.
48:16No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
48:28Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here,
48:31and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
48:37But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
48:42You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
48:45Only on Mondays.
48:46Oh.
48:48Okay.
48:50Come on.
48:51Okay.
48:54Well, this is your desk.
48:56I promise you I won't.
48:58Want some water?
49:00I'll go get you some water.
49:11All right.
49:15Just breathe.
49:16He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
49:20The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
49:25Hydration.
49:27In a paper cup and everything.
49:29Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
49:36I'm sorry.
49:37That was totally inappropriate.
49:38I was kidding.
49:39Okay.
49:40Oh.
49:47Ellie, look.
49:51I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
49:59Everything's going to be okay.
50:02Thanks.
50:05Of course.
50:10So, what were you doing upstairs?
50:19I'm a marketing strategist.
50:20Or, I was.
50:22Strategist in the mailroom.
50:24Preston must be running this place blind.
50:27If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
50:31That's what I would do, at least.
50:33Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
50:36Maybe a little bit.
50:37I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
50:41Are we?
50:50Another tough one?
50:52I got demoted.
50:54To the mailroom.
50:56Did you do your homework?
50:57Yeah, yeah.
50:58Whatever.
50:59Okay.
51:00Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
51:02Beck and Lee won't call me to take you.
51:04What's the point?
51:05We can't even afford doctors.
51:07I'm gonna get us through this.
51:08Okay.
51:10I'm gonna take care of everybody.
51:11Hey.
51:12You trust me, right?
51:13Yeah.
51:14Promise.
51:15Yeah.
51:17I trust you.
51:18Okay.
51:20I've got it.
51:21I'm gonna go live.
51:22I'll try to work.
51:23I'm gonna go live.
51:24I'm gonna go live.
51:25I'm gonna get him.
51:26No.
51:27I'm gonna go live.
51:29No.
51:30No.
51:31I mean, you're gonna...
51:33No.
51:34No.
51:36I am.
51:38No.
51:39No.
51:41No.
51:43No.
51:45No.
51:46No.
51:47No.
51:49No.
51:51Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
52:02I guess blueberry. If you don't like it, just lie to me.
52:06You bought me breakfast?
52:08Well, don't get used to it. I bribe new employees to like me. That's all.
52:21Not bad, huh? No, no, it's perfect. Just like you.
52:41What was that? I don't know, I didn't say anything.
52:46I thought you said something.
52:48Well, don't worry about this. I'll just buy you a new one.
52:52Let's go do some deliveries. It's the best part of the job.
52:56Get to go inside, get some fresh air, and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
53:04Okay.
53:15Quicker than me.
53:17I'm trying.
53:18Oh, this is where I used to work. Right there.
53:22I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
53:26They made a big mistake.
53:30You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
53:32How so?
53:34That's not a good one.
53:43How you doing?
53:44You'll find out.
53:53What does that say?
53:54Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
53:57Handle immediately.
53:59You're crazy.
54:00You are dangerous, aren't you?
54:03Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
54:06Oh, my God.
54:07Someone's coming.
54:08We have to go.
54:12Jesus, Jason.
54:13My saws.
54:14I think we're good.
54:15Oh, my God.
54:16Jesus, Jason.
54:17My saws.
54:18Oh, I think we're good.
54:20He feckled.
54:22Oh!
54:26Oh, my God.
54:32Oh!
54:40You
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