A father reviews a 4-month old baby and has an interesting perspective. #father #baby #product review

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00:00What's up, everyone? Here is my four-month product review of this baby.

00:06Okay, so delivery takes a while, nine plus months, but the product so far has absolutely

00:11exceeded expectations. Super lightweight, surprisingly durable, and that new baby smell

00:17is just chef's kiss. Now, the learning curve, steep, not going to lie to you guys, but once

00:23you figure out the whole kind of crying equals need something algorithm, it's pretty intuitive.

00:28Now, the smile feature is absolutely game-changing. Instant dopamine hit every single time. Battery

00:34life is only about 90 minutes, and sleep mode still has some bugs, but support says that

00:38will be patched in the next update. Now, performance, okay? This thing is a machine. Processes milk

00:44at just incredible speeds, converts directly to energy and growth. The learning AI is honestly

00:50impressive. Babies, they're a lot like having your own personal LLM if LLMs also peed on you.

00:56Now, the features, the cute factor is off the charts. Definitely enterprise-grade adorability,

01:02advanced grip functionality, surprisingly good audio. Frankly, the volume could be a little

01:07bit lower. And pro tip, the cuddle feature is absolutely worth the premium pricing.

01:14Overall, I would definitely recommend this product for families looking to scale. Yeah,

01:19they're resource-intensive and they require significant investment. It's kind of like an expensive

01:24SaaS subscription with no cancellation policy, but the ROI is already showing massive gains

01:29in happiness metrics. So, that's my review. Stay tuned for future product updates. Time to,

01:35um, yep, go change a diaper. All right? I'm out.