- 7 weeks ago
My Ceo Roommate
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00:00:00Excuse me, what are you doing?
00:00:11I'm opening my apartment door.
00:00:14What does it look like?
00:00:15No, that is my apartment.
00:00:18I just got the keys.
00:00:20Uh, yeah, I think you're mixed up, princess.
00:00:24Maybe you're in 105.
00:00:26Nice try.
00:00:27I think I know what my apartment is.
00:00:29I think you're in 105, so just...
00:00:32Yeah, I don't think so.
00:00:36Bye-bye now, and good luck with whatever it is you've got going on.
00:00:39Wait!
00:00:51Case in point.
00:00:52What the hell are you doing?
00:00:54Let go of the door, asshole!
00:00:56I am not an asshole.
00:00:57This is my door.
00:00:58It's my apartment!
00:00:59No, it is not!
00:01:01Water out there!
00:01:02I'm trying to watch the game!
00:01:11Can you tell her this is my apartment?
00:01:14I checked.
00:01:16It seems my husband made a mistake and double-leased this apartment to both of you.
00:01:20Okay, well, is there another unit you could give her?
00:01:22Because I'm not leaving.
00:01:24Well, I am not leaving.
00:01:25Unfortunately, this is our last...
00:01:27Leaving.
00:01:27Unfortunately, this is our last available unit.
00:01:30Well, I sincerely hope that you can...
00:01:32Available unit.
00:01:33Well, I sincerely hope that you can figure something else out.
00:01:36I will pay double deposit if you let me have this place.
00:01:39Excuse me?
00:01:40Ma'am, I'm serious.
00:01:41You have no idea how badly I need this.
00:01:45Here.
00:01:46Take my credit card.
00:01:47Well, this...
00:01:48What?
00:01:58How?
00:01:59We celebrated our five-year anniversary in April.
00:02:03And our first date was on the pier.
00:02:05You won me an octopus, auntie!
00:02:07An octo-what?
00:02:08I...
00:02:09Seriously, I don't know this woman.
00:02:11Ma'am, if he says he doesn't know you, I have to abide by policy, and I...
00:02:15It's just...
00:02:17I'm pregnant!
00:02:20You can't abandon me.
00:02:22On the streets.
00:02:24With a baby on the way.
00:02:32With a baby on the way?
00:02:33No, no, no, no.
00:02:34You can't believe a word she is saying.
00:02:36She is crazy!
00:02:37Mr. Rhodes, if you can't reconcile with your poor fiance,
00:02:41I'm going to have to call security.
00:02:45Since you both paid a deposit, the first two months' rent's covered.
00:02:52Okay, who are you?
00:02:54You don't recognize the girl you left at the altar?
00:02:57Really hurts, Andy.
00:03:03Okay, look, I had to do something.
00:03:04Today was my wedding day, and I just really couldn't go through with it, so I ran.
00:03:08Yeah, I kind of gathered that.
00:03:09My credit cards are frozen.
00:03:10Oh, my bank account is probably joined, too.
00:03:12Look, it was really an emergency.
00:03:14Okay, what is your name?
00:03:17Corinne!
00:03:18Corinne Car...
00:03:19Um...
00:03:20Carter.
00:03:21Carter.
00:03:22Okay.
00:03:23Corinne.
00:03:24You know, you seem really nice and sane and all.
00:03:27But emergency or not, you just manipulated your way into my apartment.
00:03:31Your apartment?
00:03:32Well, you did hear her, right?
00:03:35I did pay half of the rent for the next two months.
00:03:37Oh, well, how are you going to pay that when it's up?
00:03:41You're broke.
00:03:42I will figure it out, okay?
00:03:44Just relax.
00:03:50No, don't.
00:03:51Don't do this, Andy.
00:03:52Look, this is a bad idea.
00:03:53You don't even know her.
00:03:54Why would you feel bad for her?
00:03:55It makes no sense.
00:03:56It's just...
00:03:56Hmm.
00:03:59Oh, I think you lost something there.
00:04:12Magic Mike?
00:04:17I think you lost something there.
00:04:19Magic Mike?
00:04:21Well, on the contrary.
00:04:22I'm making myself at home.
00:04:25This is my apartment.
00:04:26So I can wear or not wear whatever I want.
00:04:31Are you sure you can handle this arrangement?
00:04:33You've never lived with a guy before.
00:04:37You might want to back down.
00:04:39I don't want to make you uncomfortable.
00:04:52Rest assured.
00:04:54Despite this...
00:04:56Tempting face.
00:04:58And this nice body.
00:05:01I will be just fine.
00:05:04The real question...
00:05:06Is whether you will be.
00:05:09Um...
00:05:10What, uh...
00:05:12What's...
00:05:13What's this book?
00:05:16Well, you would know if it wasn't Upside Down.
00:05:18I'm cleaning this one.
00:05:27What?
00:05:27Dips on the most part.
00:05:28No, I wanted that room.
00:05:30Ah, come on.
00:05:31It gets the good light and everything.
00:05:33It should have been faster done.
00:05:34Hey, Corinne.
00:05:45I heard what happened.
00:05:46So sorry.
00:05:47No, it's okay, Monica.
00:05:49I mean, it's probably for the best.
00:05:51It was my choice after all.
00:05:52That's good to hear.
00:05:54So, I sent your severance package to your personal email.
00:05:57Since your work email was deactivated.
00:05:59Just take a look and sign it when you can.
00:06:01My...
00:06:02What?
00:06:02Your severance package.
00:06:04Did your dad not...
00:06:05Inspiring me?
00:06:06Oh, my God.
00:06:09Corinne, I'm so sorry.
00:06:11I would love to help you, but your dad threatened me.
00:06:14Well, it sounds like him.
00:06:15No, it's...
00:06:16It's okay, Monica.
00:06:17I...
00:06:18I got an apartment.
00:06:19At least I have somewhere to live.
00:06:21Well, that's good.
00:06:22How's a new place?
00:06:25It's...
00:06:25Fine.
00:06:27Ugh, my roommate.
00:06:28He is kind of an asshole.
00:06:30But he's fine.
00:06:31He?
00:06:32You're living with a guy?
00:06:33Yeah, it's a really long story.
00:06:35Remind me to tell you about it at some point.
00:06:37Well, is he hot at least?
00:06:40Okay.
00:06:41Well...
00:06:41Yeah, and it makes it kind of worse.
00:06:43Well, you let me know if he tries anything.
00:06:45I'll come over there and teach him a lesson.
00:06:47I've got to go.
00:06:48I'm really sorry, Corey.
00:06:50I'll catch you later.
00:06:51Bye.
00:06:56And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse.
00:06:59Okay, great.
00:07:05Corrine, hurry up.
00:07:09I need to pee.
00:07:19Sorry, what did you say?
00:07:20It's loud in here.
00:07:22Look, get out.
00:07:23I need to pee.
00:07:26Yeah, no.
00:07:27Just take your time.
00:07:28It's not like the rest of us have bladders or anything.
00:07:30Look, I have got a job interview, and I've got to look my best.
00:07:33Okay?
00:07:35Okay.
00:07:40Hello?
00:07:41What are you still doing in here?
00:07:42I am not done with my hair.
00:07:45You can go ahead.
00:07:46I'm not going to look.
00:07:47Are you insane?
00:07:48I can't use the bathroom while you're in it.
00:07:50Wow.
00:07:51I really didn't take you for a prude, Andy.
00:07:54I guess you're just going to have to wait a little bit longer.
00:07:56Serious, I'm going to be late for work.
00:08:00Okay, fine.
00:08:02Catch you later.
00:08:05Okay, get it together, Andy.
00:08:06She's just your roommate.
00:08:11Oh, my God.
00:08:14Well, Corrine, your experience at the Carlton Group speaks for itself.
00:08:20And with a sharp wit like that, you will fit Friday in here at turn time.
00:08:25Where can you start?
00:08:26I can actually start right now.
00:08:28Excellent.
00:08:29The boss will love you.
00:08:32He has been looking for a decent person to fill this empty position on his team for months.
00:08:37I can introduce you.
00:08:39Wait, that would be perfect.
00:08:40Let's go.
00:08:41Great.
00:08:44Come on in.
00:08:45I'm a...
00:08:49Corrine.
00:08:51Yes.
00:08:52The promising candidate I was telling you about.
00:08:55I just interviewed her, and I think she'll be a perfect fit.
00:08:59I'll leave you guys to it.
00:09:00So, this is the interview that you spent an hour preparing for.
00:09:09Well, too bad you won't be getting the job.
00:09:15Well, too bad you won't be getting the job.
00:09:18Wait, that's not fair.
00:09:18I had no idea that this was your ad agency, okay?
00:09:21And you cannot punish me for an innocent mistake.
00:09:25Well, actually, as it is my ad agency, I can do whatever I want.
00:09:29Okay, well then how do you expect me to pay your precious little rent if I don't have a job?
00:09:33It's easy.
00:09:34Go find a job somewhere else.
00:09:37Leave.
00:09:38Oh, my God.
00:09:51I am so sorry.
00:09:52I was not looking where I was going.
00:09:55Oh.
00:09:56Are you reading Abracus?
00:09:58I love this book.
00:09:59I read it in high school.
00:10:00Oh, really?
00:10:00I've never met anyone who's actually read it.
00:10:03Oh, um, Miss Rosenberg.
00:10:05I didn't know you were coming in today.
00:10:07Uh, please, step into my office and we can discuss the rebranding.
00:10:10No worries at all.
00:10:11I was early.
00:10:12I just met your very impressive associate.
00:10:15I feel good about turn-time media already.
00:10:18You know, it's so nice to see such bright minds here.
00:10:21Well, actually...
00:10:22Uh, yes.
00:10:24This is Corinne.
00:10:25She is the newest addition to our marketing team.
00:10:27It's her first day.
00:10:28It is?
00:10:32It is?
00:10:33Yep.
00:10:34It is.
00:10:35It is.
00:10:35Uh, you go wait in the break room.
00:10:37I'll give you a tour in a second.
00:10:39You better treat her nicely, Rhodes.
00:10:41I would steal her from my company in a heartbeat.
00:10:43Ow.
00:10:44Awesome.
00:10:44I'm Corinne.
00:10:50I'm new to the team.
00:11:07We saw.
00:11:09You really put on a show out there.
00:11:13Do you need anything, Corinne?
00:11:14Oh, wait.
00:11:15Are you the coffee girl?
00:11:16You know, I would really, really love a matcha latte.
00:11:18We only have coffee, I'm afraid.
00:11:21I'll make you some.
00:11:22Summer.
00:11:28So, what were your names again?
00:11:29Uh, Mr. Rhodes would like to see you in his office.
00:11:51Come in.
00:12:05What the hell happened to you?
00:12:07I...
00:12:08It was the coffee machine.
00:12:10Super finicky.
00:12:12Do you mind if I go home and change?
00:12:14You're living out of a duffel bag.
00:12:16Do you have anything to change into?
00:12:17Do you?
00:12:18Okay.
00:12:22Here.
00:12:23Take my card.
00:12:25Go get yourself some new clothes.
00:12:27We have a client meeting later tonight.
00:12:29You can't go looking like that.
00:12:31No, I couldn't take your...
00:12:32No, take it.
00:12:33I see it as an investment in company talent.
00:12:36Take it, Corinne.
00:12:39Alright then.
00:12:41So, I'll see you back at the apartment and we can go from there?
00:12:44See you.
00:12:45Have fun.
00:12:48I will.
00:12:49Bye.
00:13:15What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:13:21What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:13:26Huh?
00:13:29Who spends $10,000 in one afternoon using somebody else's money?
00:13:35Fuck, Wernfried.
00:13:38I'm sorry, did you just say $10,000?
00:13:40Yes, my bank called me.
00:13:42They thought my credit card was stolen.
00:13:43Oh my God.
00:13:44What the hell, Corinne?
00:13:44I'm so sorry.
00:13:45I didn't even look at the tax.
00:13:46I just picked out things that I liked.
00:13:48This is how you shop?
00:13:49At high-end luxury stores without looking at the price?
00:13:53I mean, before you ran away, what were you?
00:13:55Look, I will return everything.
00:13:57I have the receipt, okay?
00:13:58It's somewhere.
00:14:00I promise that this will all be resolved by tomorrow.
00:14:05Corinne, I'm not happy about how this happened, but don't go to the trouble.
00:14:11It's whatever.
00:14:12Now come on, we have to go meet with that client, so chop chop.
00:14:16Whatever, you're not mad?
00:14:18I mean, I was when I thought you were taking advantage of me, but it turns out you are just
00:14:21completely financially irresponsible.
00:14:24Hey.
00:14:25Am I wrong?
00:14:25Look, I can return everything, okay?
00:14:29Look, just forget it.
00:14:30It's not a big deal.
00:14:31$10,000 down the drain, and it's just whatever?
00:14:42Is he like...
00:14:43Apologies for the delay, Mr. Kepner.
00:14:52Rush-iron traffic.
00:14:54No matter, boy.
00:14:57Who do we have here?
00:14:59Oh, Corinne Carter.
00:15:01I am the new marketing associate with Turntine Media.
00:15:04Brought her along as part of the onboarding process.
00:15:06She'll be shadowing this meeting.
00:15:07Well, if I had known you hire such magnificent specimens at your agency, Rhodes, I'd have given
00:15:15you the deal right then.
00:15:21Well, of course, we would be honored if you would choose us, but, um...
00:15:26I would hope it's for less superficial reasons, but...
00:15:29Well, I'm assuming you're joking.
00:15:31How about I get us some drinks?
00:15:37Tell you what, Miss, uh...
00:15:40Karen, uh...
00:15:41Carla?
00:15:43Have a nightcap with me later.
00:15:46And the deal is yours.
00:15:48Excuse me?
00:15:50Oh, it's a really good deal, honey.
00:15:52It's just one night.
00:15:53You do want to make your boss proud, don't you?
00:15:59Look, I don't know who the fuck you think you are.
00:16:01And you're probably too drunk to even realize, but I am not that kind of girl, okay?
00:16:06I do play nice with men like you.
00:16:07So why don't you just keep your dirty hands off of me?
00:16:12You let an employee talk to a client like that?
00:16:16Do you want our business or not?
00:16:21Well?
00:16:23You mean, am I going to let a client talk to an employee like that?
00:16:34And the answer is no.
00:16:35You punched me.
00:16:36You punched me!
00:16:38Do you know who I am, boy?
00:16:40I do now.
00:16:42Let's go.
00:16:42Let's go.
00:17:12How to dust.
00:17:23Okay, well, I don't have whatever that is.
00:17:30Hmm.
00:17:38Shit!
00:17:39Uh, uh, okay.
00:17:44What are you doing in my...
00:17:47Oh, my God.
00:17:50What did you do?
00:17:52It was an accident. I barely touched it. It just, it just fell.
00:17:54You ruined the only thing I have left of my first dog!
00:17:57An accident!
00:18:00Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
00:18:02I'm going to sweep it up and...
00:18:04No! No!
00:18:05Okay!
00:18:05Get out! Get out!
00:18:06Get out!
00:18:09Wait, you can't kick me out. This is my apartment, too!
00:18:12I'll make sure you get the deposit back. Leave!
00:18:13Wait, I don't have my phone or wallet or anything, Andy. Look, I can't go anywhere!
00:18:21Andy!
00:18:22I'm sorry, little guy.
00:18:23No more roommates.
00:18:24I'm sorry, little guy.
00:18:25No more roommates.
00:18:27Was she trying to clean my room?
00:18:28I'm sorry, little guy.
00:18:29I'm sorry, little guy.
00:18:30I'm sorry.
00:18:31I'm sorry, little guy.
00:18:34I'm sorry, little guy.
00:18:35I'm sorry, little guy.
00:18:37I'm sorry, little guy.
00:18:38I'm sorry, little guy.
00:18:39No more roommates.
00:18:41I'm sorry, little guy.
00:18:42No more roommates.
00:18:43Was she trying to clean my room?
00:19:12Corinne!
00:19:13Okay, I guess this will do.
00:19:36Wow, I wonder what happened to her.
00:19:51Sleeping in the office in pajamas?
00:19:53It's a first.
00:19:54Do you think she got kicked out of her apartment by her boyfriend?
00:19:58Teeth.
00:19:59Is it morning already?
00:20:01Nice pajamas.
00:20:03Just leave me alone.
00:20:10Corinne, can I see you in my office, please?
00:20:18Go home and change.
00:20:19I thought you evicted me.
00:20:33Half of the office has already seen you like this.
00:20:34Don't you want to change?
00:20:35Don't you want to change?
00:20:36Don't you want to change?
00:20:37Don't you want to change?
00:20:44I don't want to change.
00:20:45Don't you want to change now?
00:20:46It seems okay.
00:20:47This looks unscathed.
00:21:08This is not a good idea.
00:21:13It's just not there yet.
00:21:15Have you guys seen Corinne yet?
00:21:17You mean since this morning?
00:21:19No.
00:21:21How unprofessional.
00:21:28Corinne!
00:21:32Corinne!
00:21:38Corinne?
00:21:48Corinne.
00:21:49Hey, are you okay?
00:21:50Corinne.
00:22:09Oh my god, you're burning up.
00:22:13I'm fine.
00:22:14No, you have a fever.
00:22:17Stay here, I'll get some medicine.
00:22:20Hey, come on, take this.
00:22:30Come on.
00:22:34I'll let you sleep.
00:22:41I'm sorry, just let me stay.
00:22:45Okay.
00:22:50Why am I naked?
00:23:12I'm naked.
00:23:21Um, so, um...
00:23:23Relax.
00:23:26I am familiar with the human body.
00:23:28I even have one of my own.
00:23:30But you want me to take this off so that we're even?
00:23:33Yeah, no, I've seen enough of you.
00:23:36Thank you very much.
00:23:36Um, let's just pretend that this never happened, all right?
00:23:43Are you feeling better?
00:23:44I think so.
00:23:46But I'm starving.
00:23:48There's muffins on the counter.
00:23:56You got muffins.
00:23:56Uh, they were a gift from a client.
00:24:00Don't eat them all.
00:24:02Uh-huh.
00:24:09Who the hell are you?
00:24:11Who the hell are you?
00:24:12What are you doing in Andy's apartment?
00:24:14Are you the maid or something?
00:24:16Uh, excuse you, I live here.
00:24:19And you haven't explained who you are yet.
00:24:21I'm Betty, Andy's fiance.
00:24:23Oh.
00:24:26I'm Betty, Andy's fiance.
00:24:29Uh, not my fiance.
00:24:31Betty, just because our parents shook hands on it before we were born, doesn't make it real.
00:24:36Now, please, stop stalking me.
00:24:38Well, I wouldn't have to stalk you if you hadn't ghosted me.
00:24:42Oh, damn, this apartment's even dingier than the last one.
00:24:45You ghosted her?
00:24:47Oh, that is so bad.
00:24:50You know, would you have preferred that I file a restraining order?
00:24:53Oh, that is really bad, too.
00:24:54Oh, God, I would just cut it now.
00:24:57Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
00:24:59Oh, what, do you think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:25:04Well, actually, yes.
00:25:06What?
00:25:07Yes.
00:25:08And we are very happy.
00:25:13Well, I guess this apartment came with more than one downgrade.
00:25:15Excuse you.
00:25:17Come on, Andy.
00:25:18Stop playing hard to get.
00:25:19You know we belong together.
00:25:21No.
00:25:22Now leave before I call the police.
00:25:24You're not serious.
00:25:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:25No.
00:25:26How many girls are gonna be knocking on our door, Andy?
00:25:38Ooh.
00:25:39How many girls are gonna be knocking on our door, Andy?
00:25:44Shut up.
00:25:45It's none of your business.
00:25:47My big shot roommate is a playboy with a trail of broken hearts.
00:25:52How lucky am I for the free entertainment?
00:26:01Mrs. Rhodes, it's a pleasure to have you here at Turntide.
00:26:07Who's your guest?
00:26:08Oh, Andrew. This is Mr. Carlton.
00:26:11Of the Carlton Group.
00:26:12The one and only.
00:26:15Mr. Carlton, would you mind if I had a word with Mrs. Rhodes?
00:26:19Melissa here will show you upstairs.
00:26:20What? Did I do something wrong?
00:26:29Why are you here? Again?
00:26:31To bring you another outstanding opportunity.
00:26:35Andy, Mr. Carlton can improve your standing immensely. Come on now.
00:26:41Mom, I have told you a million times. I want to make a name for myself.
00:26:45Stop meddling in my business.
00:26:47No. You know what? You are going to hear him out. Now, let's not keep him waiting. Come on now.
00:26:54Oh, no.
00:27:01What are you looking for?
00:27:08I can't seem to find the file in the Braxton project.
00:27:13You know, I think Andy took that into his office.
00:27:15Oh.
00:27:20Somebody's about to get a travel.
00:27:22Dad?
00:27:24Oh.
00:27:28Okay.
00:27:28I don't sleep so far.
00:27:38Dad?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:40Now, but, uh, we're looking to expand in the next quarter.
00:27:43please so what brings you here today the Carlton group we are very interested in acquiring
00:27:53excuse me sorry I um stubbed my toe please continue well like I was saying I'm interested
00:28:08in acquiring TTM well I'm I'm I'm flattered mr. Carlton but we're not looking to be bought anytime
00:28:17soon I'm very proud of how far we've come as an independent startup and I have plans to grow it
00:28:22further on my own I I think it's a brilliant idea I mean joining with the Carlton group would give
00:28:27turn tide the much-needed stability in this very competitive industry our identity as a young
00:28:35contemporary brand distinguishes us in the marketplace I'm not so sure that turn tide
00:28:40would mesh well with the Carlton group's long-standing traditions well you would have to create a new
00:28:45identity of course I mean you're an ad agency that's your job right your younger generation
00:28:51just doesn't appreciate the value of an established brand and do you really want to go into competition
00:28:58with us mr. Rhodes I think this is an opportunity of a lifetime thank you for the offer mr. Carlton but
00:29:07I have to kindly refuse oh and you know how this generation is always changing their mind and so
00:29:14stubborn but you know they always do come around you have daughters don't you what is it Chloe and
00:29:24Karen isn't it I only have one daughter Chloe I only have one daughter Chloe now you have a big pitch
00:29:41coming up with the Goldfield beer group next week we're also bidding on that deal you want to make a bet
00:29:49to see who wins how do you know about that that was supposed to be a private pitch I'm a Carlton and
00:29:55I have eyes everywhere if you win the Carlton deal I will hand you three of my hand-picked most valuable
00:30:03clients but if I win you sell me your company
00:30:09all right deal ah all right damn I'll look forward to acquiring your company
00:30:21oh my god so sorry for the interruption
00:30:36well I will see you later no no no what were you doing under my desk and in my office
00:30:45I was just looking for a file and I thought it would be in here
00:30:48and then I heard you coming and it just felt like the best idea you sure doesn't have anything to do
00:30:55with Ed Carlton
00:30:55well look I may or may not have hit him with my bike three years ago and I thought he was going
00:31:04to recognize me okay well that's actually really funny but I'm not really in a laughing mood you
00:31:09heard everything that just happened you're making the right choice I know
00:31:13I know it's risky but this could be your only shot to save turn tide
00:31:19if you need any help let me know
00:31:23you deserve it I do
00:31:28walk of shame
00:31:33hey congrats man
00:31:45on what
00:31:46she's a 10 for sure don't blame you one bit for taking a bite of new hire
00:31:52if you think I hired Corinne for anything other than her skill set
00:31:56maybe you should go find somewhere else to work
00:31:57all right
00:31:59damn man forget I said anything
00:32:02yeah we can definitely do that
00:32:12no not a problem we should be able to have it to you by tomorrow
00:32:15I think if
00:32:17let me uh call you back
00:32:19Bob
00:32:20Vince
00:32:21to what do I owe the pleasure
00:32:23your mother would like you at a fitting for your wedding suit
00:32:27we're here to escort you
00:32:29well that's not going to happen I have a really busy schedule today and also I'm not getting married
00:32:34well your mother is very insistent Mr. Rhodes
00:32:37very
00:32:38didn't my dad send that
00:32:40well
00:32:41I'm just
00:32:42guys
00:32:44hey let me go
00:32:46oh
00:32:47oh
00:32:47you didn't need to do that
00:32:55I have been seeing these creeps around okay
00:32:57to be safe get pepper spray
00:32:58yeah I'll look into that
00:32:59oh I think you got some on my shirt
00:33:01oh it's vinyl
00:33:02oh I think you got some on my shirt
00:33:07oh it's vinyl do laundry
00:33:08now
00:33:10now
00:33:13I can do laundry
00:33:14I think
00:33:16laundry
00:33:17I think
00:33:21I think
00:33:23the
00:33:41I think
00:33:42that
00:33:43I think
00:33:44Oh, it burns, it burns, it burns.
00:34:06Oh, do not have a beat.
00:34:11Ow!
00:34:14The other nail.
00:34:24Oh.
00:34:27This one.
00:34:32Come on.
00:34:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:44Spoon, microwave.
00:34:47No.
00:34:48No.
00:34:51Here.
00:34:57Okay, whatever my parents were paying the maids, they need to double it.
00:35:04Okay, wax or oil?
00:35:06Close enough.
00:35:15Hey!
00:35:16Did you cook?
00:35:20Yep.
00:35:21And I used a recipe.
00:35:22Oh, and the best part is...
00:35:22I cleaned the floors.
00:35:23You what?
00:35:23Oh, I just wanted to say thank you for all of your help and, you know, getting me a job.
00:35:36And it's Saturday, so I cleaned the floors.
00:35:39It looks great in here and it smells great too.
00:35:41Yeah, well get over here before it gets cold.
00:35:44Uh, what the hell did you clean the floors with?
00:35:45Uh, soap?
00:35:46Oh, and then I polished them with oil.
00:35:47Olive oil.
00:35:48I'm assuming that's not the right kind of oil?
00:35:50No.
00:35:51Not the right kind of oil.
00:35:52We are going to walk very, very slowly into the towel closet.
00:35:57Yeah.
00:35:58Okay.
00:35:59Okay.
00:35:59Okay.
00:36:00We'll go over here.
00:36:01Let's go over here.
00:36:02Let's go over here.
00:36:03And let's go over here.
00:36:03I'll go over here.
00:36:04And let's go over here.
00:36:05Let's go over here.
00:36:06Yeah, well get over here before it gets cold.
00:36:09Uh, what the hell did you clean the floors with?
00:36:11Soap?
00:36:13Oh, and then I polished them with oil.
00:36:15Olive oil.
00:36:16I'm assuming that's not the right kind of oil?
00:36:19No.
00:36:20Not the right kind of oil.
00:36:21Yeah.
00:36:23Oh.
00:36:25OK, I have to go.
00:36:26Come on, try here.
00:36:29OK, well, move your foot.
00:36:30OK.
00:36:31That was a good idea.
00:36:32Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:36:33Wait!
00:36:46Oh, my god.
00:36:48Are you OK?
00:36:50Oh, my god.
00:36:54Oh, my sister.
00:36:55That was good.
00:36:56It smells so good.
00:36:57It smells so good.
00:36:58It smells really great.
00:37:02I should...
00:37:03Brussels sprouts.
00:37:04Yeah, I'll go get the donuts.
00:37:05Yeah, yeah.
00:37:06Yeah.
00:37:07Yeah, you do that.
00:37:08OK.
00:37:13OK, new house rule.
00:37:15No more chores without supervision.
00:37:17Hey, dinner was edible.
00:37:20Mm-hmm.
00:37:25Need a hand over there?
00:37:27No.
00:37:34Hey, more powerful.
00:37:35Yeah, the bruise on my ass would say otherwise.
00:37:38Sure.
00:37:41I am really, really sorry about that.
00:37:42There's a lot I need to learn.
00:37:46Yeah.
00:37:48There's a lot that you do know.
00:37:49Yeah.
00:37:50Like how to escape a wedding.
00:37:51Well, I saw those heels.
00:37:53That could not have been easy.
00:37:54OK.
00:37:59If you could be any animal, which one would you be?
00:38:02I'd be like a spider monkey.
00:38:04Ooh.
00:38:05OK, so which ones go?
00:38:06I don't know.
00:38:07X, come on.
00:38:08X!
00:38:09You know, my mom taught my sister and I how to have perfect posture and impeccable taste.
00:38:19Sure.
00:38:20But she didn't teach us anything useful, like how to cook or clean or live independently.
00:38:30I mean, I never really liked those lessons anyway.
00:38:32I was always just questioning everything.
00:38:35My sister was really good at it though.
00:38:37And then at some point they just stopped trying.
00:38:40So you have a sister?
00:38:41Yeah.
00:38:43Older.
00:38:44Chloe.
00:38:47She is the definition of golden child.
00:38:52Brilliant, beautiful, and most importantly, obedient.
00:38:56Yeah, in my parents' eyes I was always the disappointing, troublemaking, younger sister
00:39:02who was only really good for one thing.
00:39:05Marriage.
00:39:09And hopefully to a guy who would just shut me up for good.
00:39:12I see.
00:39:14Arranged marriage.
00:39:16You don't really seem that surprised.
00:39:19Uh, yeah.
00:39:20It, uh, happened to a friend of mine.
00:39:24Yeah.
00:39:26I only met him like once before the wedding.
00:39:29So weird.
00:39:31Well, you know what?
00:39:32I'm glad you ran away.
00:39:34Fuck him.
00:39:36Yeah?
00:39:39Yeah.
00:39:41Okay, well I haven't really brought much peace into your life.
00:39:45I'm not good at everything like my sister, okay?
00:39:48I don't pick up on things easily.
00:39:50You're smart, Corinne.
00:39:52Scary smart.
00:39:53Sometimes.
00:39:55And I think that you just need to show them that you can live just as good of a life,
00:39:58No, you know what?
00:39:59Hell, better.
00:40:01On your own terms.
00:40:03And you're not alone.
00:40:08Why are you looking at me like that?
00:40:10No, I'm sorry.
00:40:11I just...
00:40:13I just really want to kiss you.
00:40:28No.
00:40:29No.
00:40:30No.
00:40:31No.
00:40:32No.
00:40:33No.
00:40:34No.
00:40:35No.
00:40:36No.
00:40:37No.
00:40:38No.
00:40:39No.
00:40:40No.
00:40:41No.
00:40:43No.
00:40:44Why?
00:40:46That better be something in your pocket.
00:40:48Ugh, what are you imagining?
00:40:50Oh, God.
00:40:51No!
00:40:52Uh, we should...
00:40:57Yeah.
00:40:58Do anything else.
00:40:59Okay.
00:41:00Okay, yeah.
00:41:01Okay.
00:41:02Yep.
00:41:03Was I snoring?
00:41:04You know, I'm gonna get some water.
00:41:05I'm gonna get some water.
00:41:06Okay.
00:41:09This apartment is depressing.
00:41:10You know that?
00:41:13The only thing you own is action figures and video games.
00:41:16That is the definition of delinquency.
00:41:20Excuse me?
00:41:21Look, we've lived in this apartment long enough, okay?
00:41:23Where's the...
00:41:24Decor?
00:41:25The...
00:41:26Books?
00:41:27The books?
00:41:29I don't read books.
00:41:30It's the 21st century.
00:41:31Who owns books?
00:41:32Every sensible adult in the world?
00:41:34Well, I, uh...
00:41:35Didn't take you for a nerd, Cory.
00:41:38Okay, this is unacceptable.
00:41:39You need to read, Andy.
00:41:41How can you be the founder of a media company
00:41:44if you don't read?
00:41:46I listen to podcasts.
00:41:47Gross.
00:41:48I gotta go run some errands.
00:41:50I'll be home later.
00:41:51Okay.
00:41:52You can just do whatever you want.
00:41:54Unless you're asking me for permission.
00:41:55In that case...
00:41:56No.
00:41:57Did you forget your keys again?
00:42:04Done?
00:42:05Done?
00:42:06So this is where you're spending your little vacation?
00:42:10No, no, um...
00:42:11This is my home.
00:42:12Home.
00:42:13Very funny.
00:42:14This is merely a month-long tantrum.
00:42:16Befitting of a brat.
00:42:17Who is as ungrateful as you.
00:42:18I like it.
00:42:19When are you coming back?
00:42:20No.
00:42:21I like it.
00:42:22When are you coming back?
00:42:23No.
00:42:24James did not like that stunt you pulled.
00:42:25And you embarrassed us all.
00:42:26And you almost cost us our connection with the Prescott's.
00:42:27Luckily, James and his parents are willing to forgive.
00:42:28How did you find him?
00:42:29No.
00:42:30No.
00:42:31No.
00:42:32No.
00:42:33No.
00:42:34Um...
00:42:35This is my home.
00:42:36Home.
00:42:37Very funny.
00:42:38This is merely a month-long tantrum.
00:42:39Befitting of a brat.
00:42:40Who is as ungrateful as you.
00:42:41Well, I like it.
00:42:42When are you coming back?
00:42:43James did not like that stunt you pulled.
00:42:44And you embarrassed us all.
00:42:45And you almost cost us our connection with the Prescott's.
00:42:48Luckily, James and his parents are willing to forgive.
00:42:53How did you find me?
00:42:54Oh, please.
00:42:55I hired a private investigator when you ran.
00:42:59I've known about this place for weeks.
00:43:01You cut me off completely just so you could secretly watch me suffer?
00:43:05No.
00:43:06This is my life now, okay?
00:43:08I have worked for it.
00:43:09Just leave me alone.
00:43:11Cutting you off was your punishment.
00:43:12It was to teach you a lesson, but apparently I guess it didn't.
00:43:16You are a Carlton.
00:43:18Act like it!
00:43:19Your sister is nearly ready to take over as the CEO of our company.
00:43:24While you are wasting our name.
00:43:28The least that you can do is accept your place as a dutiful wife.
00:43:33I am not some complacent little prize for your business partners.
00:43:38You know what?
00:43:39My boyfriend is coming home soon and he really doesn't like it when I'm upset.
00:43:43Boyfriend?
00:43:44What boyfriend?
00:43:48What boyfriend?
00:43:49Well, his name is Andy.
00:43:50And if you don't know about him, maybe you should get a new private investigator.
00:43:54Now get out!
00:43:56Don't regret this little girl.
00:44:19Andy?
00:44:20What are you doing here?
00:44:21Um, I pass by this place every day.
00:44:24You know, I just thought I'd stop in and see what all the hubbub's about.
00:44:30Aww, did my comment get to you?
00:44:32We thought it was so sweet.
00:44:34No.
00:44:35No, I'm not buying anything.
00:44:36Huh.
00:44:40Well, I am.
00:44:41Hold this.
00:44:46Classic.
00:44:47Little women?
00:44:50Are they like Tinkerbell?
00:44:53They are full sized.
00:44:55You two are building quite the library there.
00:45:01You two are building quite the library there.
00:45:02Oh, we are just getting started.
00:45:04No kidding.
00:45:05Well, we just got a very special shipment in.
00:45:08A rare first edition of the complete poems of Emily Dickinson by Thomas H. Johnson.
00:45:13Which is widely regarded as the authoritative collection of her work.
00:45:16And only for $200.
00:45:19It's an opportunity you can't miss if you're a true collector.
00:45:23Ma'am.
00:45:25Johnson's complete Emily Dickinson.
00:45:27It may be her first full collection of her work, but it is far from authoritative.
00:45:31I mean, Miller's has been regarded as the leading version among scholars for, well, years.
00:45:36And if I wanted to get a first edition Johnson, I could easily get it for $80.
00:45:39So before you sell me an outdated and overpriced book, maybe you should just think about whether or not I'm an idiot.
00:45:46Well then.
00:45:47So, you can't do chores, but you're a literature expert.
00:45:56This one is my favorite!
00:46:00I've never heard of it.
00:46:02Oh!
00:46:03It is so juicy.
00:46:04High society affairs.
00:46:05Unrequited love.
00:46:07Block twists.
00:46:09Oh, it is such a fun time.
00:46:12We have so many.
00:46:14Maybe next time.
00:46:15Maybe next time.
00:46:39Could you help me send a postcard?
00:46:42Who's this?
00:46:43This...
00:46:44He...
00:46:46James Prescott.
00:46:47Corinne's fiancé.
00:46:49And...
00:46:50You are?
00:46:51Andy Rhodes.
00:46:53You have a fiancé?
00:46:55Okay.
00:46:56You are not my fiancé, James, and just quit telling people that.
00:46:59Look, just because you left me at the altar doesn't mean we won't get married eventually.
00:47:04Oh, you're that guy!
00:47:06Man, you know, you really can't take no for an answer.
00:47:08Yeah.
00:47:10Stay out of this.
00:47:11This is between me and her.
00:47:14She can make her own decisions.
00:47:16In fact, you know, why don't we ask her, Corinne?
00:47:18Did you change your mind?
00:47:20No.
00:47:21I didn't.
00:47:23Well, there you have it.
00:47:25No means no.
00:47:27And she's here with me, so you can go on about your day.
00:47:29Okay, look, man, I don't know what you think.
00:47:30Okay, guys, we are in public.
00:47:31James, I don't even know you, okay?
00:47:32This was all of our parents' idea, and I'm sure there is a lovely girl out there for you who is not me.
00:47:44There you go.
00:47:48Bye-bye now.
00:47:49Look, I don't know who this punk thinks he is, but this isn't over.
00:47:53I wonder what your father has to say about this, Gwen.
00:47:56His hair is really shiny.
00:48:01Did you get oat and my coffee?
00:48:07I'll get us.
00:48:15Oh my goodness!
00:48:17I miss you so much.
00:48:19Ditto.
00:48:20Carlton just isn't the same without you.
00:48:22No.
00:48:24So, this is the new place, huh?
00:48:26Yeah, Turntide Media.
00:48:27Oh my god, let me give you a tour.
00:48:28Yes.
00:48:32Ooh.
00:48:37It's a storm cloud.
00:48:38Yeah, remember when I said I had a roommate?
00:48:41And now he's also my boss.
00:48:44But he's not normally like that. I wonder what happened.
00:48:47I think I might know.
00:48:49Someone published an expose on Turntide Media.
00:48:52It's all over the news.
00:48:58Oh no.
00:49:00That's really bad.
00:49:01Yeah.
00:49:02I'd better go.
00:49:03But dinner's here?
00:49:04Okay, yes, please.
00:49:05Good luck.
00:49:07Thanks.
00:49:12Well, that's a good start to the morning.
00:49:14I'm literally sick to my stomach right now.
00:49:20What's going on?
00:49:22Didn't you hear?
00:49:23We're the new poster child for unethical advertising.
00:49:26Apparently, there was a recall on the first product deal Andy ever did as CEO.
00:49:30Oh, shit.
00:49:31And the worst part, the Carlton Group boosted the article immediately and said,
00:49:36this is what happens when you let a bunch of money-hungry Gen Zers run an ad agency.
00:49:40They gotta be behind him.
00:49:41Didn't Ed Carlton just visit the office a week ago?
00:49:43Yeah.
00:49:45Can I see you all in the conference room?
00:49:48No.
00:49:49Okay.
00:49:50Okay.
00:49:51What's gonna happen?
00:49:54As some of you may know, malicious headlines have been circling around Turntide.
00:50:00Most of the report is false, but we do have some evidence of an internal data leak.
00:50:05We have a mole?
00:50:10We have a mole?
00:50:12Too soon to say.
00:50:14But I will get to the bottom of this.
00:50:15Well, if you ask me, everything was fine until a certain someone was hired.
00:50:21I guess the tabloids aren't the only one throwing around baseless accusations.
00:50:26I'm just putting together two and two.
00:50:28We didn't have a leak before you were hired.
00:50:30Enough.
00:50:31I didn't call this meeting so that people could point fingers at one another.
00:50:34The Goldfield pitch is coming up, and it is our top priority to secure this deal.
00:50:38If we can win them over, who knows?
00:50:39Maybe we can regain the trust of some of our other clients.
00:50:42This pitch is life or death for Turntide.
00:50:45So I'm gonna be presenting it.
00:50:46So, mind you, he's fully naked when he drags me into the shower to show me his waterbending skills.
00:50:57But it was just water dripping down his fingers.
00:51:00Yeah, I was five.
00:51:02You know, I recall having to call 911 to rescue you from a tree after your failed experiment with flying using helium balloons.
00:51:11I was levitating off the ground for a little bit.
00:51:16You know, that's considered flying.
00:51:18That's true.
00:51:19He was.
00:51:32Shall we?
00:51:33Wait, Luke, where the hell are you guys going?
00:51:36You're enjoying your night, bro.
00:51:42What the hell is happening?
00:51:45Okay, you really have to learn how to read a room.
00:51:48Their eyes have been glued to each other all night.
00:51:51Oh.
00:51:53Yeah, good for them.
00:51:57You're cute.
00:51:59Come on, waterbender.
00:52:01Let's go home.
00:52:04Come on.
00:52:09Well, I, for one, think Andy and Corrine would be great together.
00:52:12Mm-hmm.
00:52:14And not just because Andy introduced me to his best friend.
00:52:19He's my...
00:52:23Yeah, I'm really rooting for him, too.
00:52:25I'm just glad Corrine is doing well.
00:52:26She's been through so much in such a short time.
00:52:31Andy didn't tell you?
00:52:34What, Andy didn't tell you?
00:52:37She got disowned by her rich family.
00:52:39They're apparently a big deal.
00:52:41They wanted her to marry some big shot, but she didn't love him.
00:52:45She's never been on her own before, so she had to learn from scratch.
00:52:48Oh, wow.
00:52:51I had no idea.
00:52:57It's pretty funny, then, how she met Andy.
00:53:00You know?
00:53:01Like, it's ironic that she ran away from one rich guy straight into the arms of another.
00:53:05Her family would be thrilled if they ever took their heads out of their asses.
00:53:12Wait.
00:53:13Andy is rich?
00:53:15Yeah.
00:53:18Haven't you heard of the Rhodes family?
00:53:20Oh, my God.
00:53:23Rhodes Hotels!
00:53:24I never even put it together.
00:53:26Yeah.
00:53:27He went on his own a couple years ago.
00:53:28He wanted to make a name for himself, pave his own way aside from his family.
00:53:32And, um...
00:53:34You and Corrine don't know anything about Andy.
00:53:37And you and Andy don't know about Corrine.
00:53:41Holy shit!
00:53:48Hey, girl.
00:53:50Okay, tell me everything.
00:53:56Masking in the afterglow?
00:53:59I don't kiss and tell.
00:54:00It was amazing.
00:54:0110 out of 10.
00:54:02But before I give you details, there's something way more urgent I have to tell you.
00:54:05You're never going to guess what I heard last night.
00:54:08Uh, but, uh, you got a sec?
00:54:10Uh, yeah.
00:54:11Sure.
00:54:12I could take a break.
00:54:14Okay, what?
00:54:15What is more important than your sex life?
00:54:18I heard one of the craziest things from Monica last night.
00:54:20Did you know Corrine comes from one of the wealthiest families in the country?
00:54:25What did you say?
00:54:26Corrine.
00:54:27Andy comes from a rich family.
00:54:30Rhodes Hotels.
00:54:31What?
00:54:32Yeah.
00:54:33Corrine is, or was, I guess, a Carlton.
00:54:37Why would she hide that?
00:54:38I don't know what to say.
00:54:39You're a Carlton.
00:54:40You're a Carlton.
00:54:41Yes.
00:54:42I am the Carlton's youngest daughter.
00:54:44Not that they would acknowledge it.
00:54:45You're a Carlton.
00:54:46The same corporation that's been trying to buy me out and bad-mouthing me in the press.
00:54:50Are you the fucking mole?
00:54:51Is that why you showed up in this apartment in the first place?
00:54:52Do you really think that I would do that to you?
00:54:53After everything we've been through?
00:54:54You know me, Andy.
00:54:55You know me, Andy.
00:54:56You know me, Andy.
00:54:57You know that I have no loyalty to my family.
00:54:59I don't know what to do.
00:55:00Why didn't you tell me that you come from a rich family, too?
00:55:01Why didn't you tell me that you come from a rich family, too?
00:55:02I don't know.
00:55:03You know me, Andy.
00:55:04I don't know.
00:55:05That's funny.
00:55:06You're a Carlton.
00:55:07I'm the Carlton.
00:55:08I'm the Carlton's youngest daughter.
00:55:09Not that they would acknowledge it.
00:55:10You're a Carlton.
00:55:11You're a Carlton.
00:55:12The same corporation that's been trying to buy me out and bad-mouth me in the press.
00:55:14Are you the fucking mole?
00:55:15Is that why you showed up in this apartment in the first place?
00:55:17Do you really think that I would do that to you?
00:55:18After everything we've been through?
00:55:20You know me, Andy.
00:55:21You know that I have no loyalty to my family.
00:55:24family. I don't know what to believe. Why didn't you tell me that you come from a rich family too?
00:55:29How is that relevant right now? How is that relevant? You're accusing me of lying about my
00:55:34family yet you did the exact same thing? At least I have an excuse. What's yours? Were you cut off
00:55:40from your family too? No, no, I wasn't. Okay, well then why are you here? You don't even need to live
00:55:45a normal life. Were you just pretending for fun? I am not here for fun. I went out on my own to
00:55:51prove myself. Everybody just expected me to join the family business, but I needed to make my own
00:55:55way in the world. Okay, well then why didn't you just tell me that, okay? Why don't you trust me?
00:56:00I didn't tell you because I thought that you could be a- Could be what? I thought that you could be
00:56:04after my money. I thought that you could be after my money. Okay, look, that came out- Yeah, it fucking did.
00:56:14First I'm a traitor and now I'm a gold digger. You know what? You are just a real class-ass dandy.
00:56:18Stop deflecting! You heard this from Mr. Carlton that while you were snooping around in my office,
00:56:24no less, and you didn't say anything, I have every right to be angry. I chose freedom!
00:56:30And I lost everything because of it. Do you really think that I would turn around and just betray you
00:56:36like that? I opened up to you about everything and you just turn around and throw it in my face.
00:56:44I even told you that my parents were for my sister over me. And you know how important it is for me to be
00:56:49treated as an equal and yet you still don't do it. When? When have I not treated you as an equal?
00:56:55Do you suspect you're equal of ulterior motives so much so that you would accuse her of being the mole?
00:57:02After living with her for weeks. No, it doesn't matter.
00:57:05I saw the door camera first. Eric Carlton was standing right here in this apartment. Did you feed him information then?
00:57:18He was just trying to get me to come back. I have seen you lie, Corinne. It comes as easily
00:57:24to you as breathing. Ever since you showed up in this apartment you have caused me nothing
00:57:27for trouble. And I swear, if you're the reason that my agency is in jeopardy, I'm-
00:57:34That sounds like you already think I'm guilty. So be it.
00:57:49Oh honey, I'll get the ice cream.
00:57:58Enjoy. Hi, welcome.
00:58:04Corinne.
00:58:08Why did you ask me here, James? Cutting right to the chase.
00:58:12Okay. Well, you see, I haven't quite given up on our future nuptials.
00:58:18Wait, you're going to want to hear what I have to say.
00:58:22Please. What could you possibly say to convince me to go along with this arrangement?
00:58:26Your boy toy isn't who he says he is.
00:58:28Andy? I know. He's part of the Rhodes family. Big whoop.
00:58:34Not that, Corinne. He's engaged to this woman, Betty Kandon, 25. She's a childhood sweetheart of his.
00:58:44No, no, no. I met her. She's crazy.
00:58:46They've been engaged to be married since childhood. My source is correct, which, trust me, it is.
00:58:53The wedding is set for me.
00:58:54Well, you're wrong. Who's your source?
00:58:57Okay, you know what? You still haven't said what that has to do with you and I, so just get to the point.
00:59:18The point is, Corinne, I know you love him, but you can't have him. He belongs to Miss Camden.
00:59:25This past month, with all of it, it's been fake. A dream.
00:59:29Fuck you.
00:59:29What I can offer you is real.
00:59:32Yeah, what's that?
00:59:33Security. A home. Assurance that what you have won't disappear in an instant.
00:59:37You will be taken care of. Forever. You will never have to worry or doubt ever again.
00:59:43Take some time. Think about it. I'll be waiting.
00:59:50Do you remember, Andy, how her Easter dress got so muddy that your parents had to cancel the press shoot?
00:59:58That was such a fun day, despite the looks on their faces.
01:00:02Oh, gosh. You know, you two made such a couple then, and now.
01:00:07Um, excuse me, I need to use the restroom.
01:00:15This place is just so lovely, isn't it?
01:00:19Sorry, I just need to send a quick message.
01:00:21Oh, no problem, dear.
01:00:22Such a lovely evening, isn't it?
01:00:36Yes.
01:00:39Here he is.
01:00:40Here he is.
01:00:51Fuck this.
01:00:55Excuse me.
01:01:02Is he taunting me?
01:01:03Is this psychological warfare?
01:01:05You know what, James is right.
01:01:07I really need to get myself out of this mess.
01:01:10Oh, Corinne!
01:01:14What a coincidence.
01:01:16I was just having dinner with Andy and his mother.
01:01:19Would you like to join?
01:01:21Are you the one who texted me off of Andy's phone?
01:01:24Did you really think Andy wanted to talk things over your makeup?
01:01:27How sad.
01:01:28Hello there.
01:01:39Didn't expect to hear from you so soon.
01:01:41You're right.
01:01:42You're right.
01:01:43Imagine that.
01:01:44What will you do?
01:01:45You know what, I would like to propose a toast to Turntide and all the success that you've had, Andy.
01:01:57I am so proud of you.
01:02:00Cheers.
01:02:03Thanks, Mom.
01:02:04That means a lot.
01:02:05But I didn't propose this dinner to discuss work.
01:02:10I brought you here because we need to put this matter to bed.
01:02:12What's the matter?
01:02:14Betty and I's engagement.
01:02:16Listen, Mom, I know you and the Camdens have wanted this for my entire life.
01:02:20But just because you're telling people it's going to happen doesn't make it true.
01:02:24I'm a grown man now.
01:02:25I need to make my own decisions.
01:02:28Andy?
01:02:30You know what, I'm tired of this.
01:02:32I have been nothing but patient and understanding for years and all you do is reject me.
01:02:37I've been waiting for you my whole life.
01:02:40What does she have that I don't?
01:02:42Who is she?
01:02:44She is the woman Andy is living with.
01:02:47Andy, is that true?
01:02:50She's just a roommate and her name's Corinne.
01:02:53Betty, I can't marry you.
01:02:54And it's not because of her it wouldn't be right.
01:02:57I'm sorry.
01:02:59Fix it.
01:03:00I'm going to call my parents.
01:03:04Andy, just because you have a startup does not mean that you have life figured out.
01:03:10First you turned down the Carltons and now the Camdens?
01:03:15What are you doing?
01:03:16Are you trying to run your career into the ground, Andy?
01:03:20Partnerships shouldn't be bought.
01:03:23They should be earned.
01:03:24And I want to marry somebody I love, not somebody that I see business value in.
01:03:27You have known Betty your entire life and our family approves of her.
01:03:31And you stand the risk of insulting her family the longer you put off this marriage.
01:03:37Do you understand?
01:03:38If I can't marry somebody that I love, then I'll just walk away from it all.
01:03:42Oh God, how dare you do you really think that I had a choice in who I married?
01:03:49Do you want the same for your child?
01:03:52You are young, and I know what's best for you.
01:03:55And this is not over, and you will figure it out.
01:03:58Are you leaving?
01:04:10Yes.
01:04:12If you could just keep the rest of my stuff or throw it away, I don't really care.
01:04:17Is this about the other night?
01:04:19I mean, can you blame me for suspecting you?
01:04:21You know what's really ironic?
01:04:23You accuse me of being this big mastermind and saying all this bullshit about me,
01:04:27yet you are the one with the biggest secret of all.
01:04:29What the hell are you talking about?
01:04:32Enjoy married life.
01:04:36Oh, what?
01:04:36Cat got your tongue now?
01:04:38You know, I should have known that you were a player from the very beginning.
01:04:42Why are you even mad?
01:04:44We're just roommates.
01:04:45What does it matter to you?
01:04:49Just roommates.
01:04:50You know, that's low, even for you, Andy.
01:04:53What?
01:04:54We had moments.
01:04:55The flirting.
01:04:56Oh, we shared a kiss, for God's sake.
01:04:57Does none of that mean anything to you?
01:04:58We were drinking.
01:05:00Right.
01:05:01Got it.
01:05:03Where are you going?
01:05:04None of your business.
01:05:05Oh, you're going back to them, aren't you?
01:05:07To James?
01:05:08And I'm supposed to believe you're innocent now?
01:05:10I always was.
01:05:12If that's the case, then you're a coward.
01:05:13What?
01:05:14After all of the progress you've made,
01:05:16the life that you built for yourself through blood, sweat, and tears,
01:05:19you're just going to give it all away?
01:05:20Take the easy way out.
01:05:22You're better than that, Corinne.
01:05:23What does it matter to you?
01:05:26We're just roommates, remember?
01:05:29Well, not anymore!
01:05:40Look who decided to show up.
01:05:42You look tired.
01:05:42I'm here.
01:05:56Mr. Fincher, Mr. Thompson, it's an honor to have you here today.
01:06:00We will be presenting our pitch for Goldfield Beer as a team.
01:06:05Here at Turntide, we aim to pinpoint the core that makes a product attractive to consumers,
01:06:10and then elevate it into the public consciousness.
01:06:13Through meticulous research, we have found that the two words most commonly associated with Goldfield
01:06:18is summer and taste.
01:06:21Now, accompanied with visual and auditory cues.
01:06:24And that brings us to the slogan that will transform Goldfield's presence in the market.
01:06:37Goldfield, the taste of summer.
01:06:41Mr. Rhodes, you've certainly put a lot of effort into this.
01:06:49It's an impeccable presentation.
01:06:51Virtually flawless.
01:06:53We can see the quality that comes out of Turntide.
01:06:55That may also be your greatest weakness.
01:06:58On the surface, the ad is perfect, but it doesn't possess anything beyond that.
01:07:02I mean, the taste of summer, come on, what does that even mean?
01:07:06I mean, it's soulless.
01:07:09Right.
01:07:09Basic.
01:07:11And we cannot sign off on this.
01:07:16And we cannot sign off on this.
01:07:19Well, you know, you'd be surprised.
01:07:21As I mentioned, studies show that people are very receptive to summer themes.
01:07:26They produce neural responses akin to nostalgia.
01:07:29Ads like this are almost guaranteed to bring in higher year-end profits.
01:07:34It's a safe bet.
01:07:35You're well aware of the advantage of this type of marketing, Mr. Rhodes.
01:07:39Other beer brands have been using it for decades.
01:07:42Yeah, and we're not other beer brands.
01:07:44I mean, we didn't take the risk of coming to a new up-and-coming ad agency
01:07:48to get a boring, safe pitch.
01:07:53Well, you know, I can...
01:07:56We've seen enough from you, Mr. Rhodes.
01:07:59I don't want to have to give an ultimatum, but if you don't give us something impressive
01:08:02like right now, we're walking.
01:08:06Please, if you give us one more day, we can put together a presentation that is equally impressive.
01:08:10We don't want another presentation.
01:08:12We want a good idea.
01:08:20Miss...
01:08:20Corinne Carlton.
01:08:21Corinne Carlton?
01:08:23Isn't that...
01:08:24What are you doing?
01:08:28I can pitch.
01:08:32I can pitch.
01:08:35Well then, go ahead.
01:08:39I recently had the misfortune of losing almost everything I had, and although it was my choice,
01:08:45it was still really hard.
01:08:47And most people think that when you're struggling, you're focused on the basics.
01:08:52Getting a job, finding a safe place to live, affording food and necessities, and surviving.
01:08:58And for the most part, that is...
01:09:00That's true.
01:09:01But in the in-between moments, when everything is just hitting you,
01:09:06you're just looking for comfort just about everywhere.
01:09:09You're looking for anything and everything that'll give you a sense of belonging that you used to have.
01:09:14And in one of those moments, someone gave me a gold-filled beer.
01:09:17I had a really hard time opening it.
01:09:20You know, weak hands.
01:09:28But I couldn't believe how something so simple could mean so much.
01:09:33It was just a beer, but...
01:09:34You know, this may not resonate, but I keep thinking about this quote that Ernest Hemingway wrote.
01:09:41I did not care what it was all about.
01:09:43Life.
01:09:44You know?
01:09:45All I wanted to know was how to live in it.
01:09:48And if I found out how to live in it, then you learned from what it was all about.
01:09:54Goldfield, live in it.
01:09:56The sun also rises.
01:09:58You'd have no way of knowing this young lady, but our CEO is very fond of Hemingway.
01:10:03If you're here right now, be over the moon.
01:10:07He'll love the idea of our ad referencing a favorite.
01:10:14Well, I can throw together some mock-outs by the end of the week.
01:10:18Excellent.
01:10:20We look forward to seeing that.
01:10:21Miss Carlton, you have a bright future here.
01:10:25That means a lot.
01:10:33Mr. Thompson, Mr. Fincher, please wait.
01:10:50What more is there to discuss?
01:10:51We made ourselves very clear.
01:10:53Goldfield.
01:10:54I don't know if you know this, but my father is Neil Martin.
01:10:58Okay, and?
01:11:00He's the largest supplier of wheat on the west coast.
01:11:02A connection with him would be very beneficial for Goldfield.
01:11:07If you go back in there and tell my boss you're turning down Turn Tides Pitch and
01:11:11going with the Carlton Group, I can make that happen.
01:11:13If you had done any research into our company, Miss Martin, you'd know we produce our own wheat.
01:11:23Goldfield started as a farm.
01:11:25Yeah, and does Mr. Rhodes know that you're trying to bribe us on behalf of another company?
01:11:32How about if you do it, I'll give you a night you won't forget?
01:11:37Both of you.
01:11:38Mr. Rhodes, you need to control your people.
01:11:46Never in my entire career experience something so unprofessional.
01:11:50Is this your corporate culture?
01:11:52Absolutely not.
01:11:54And this is no longer an employee of Turn Tide.
01:11:56My sincerest apologies to both of you, and we will make up for this violation tenfold.
01:12:02If you can come through like your all-star associate promised,
01:12:06maybe we can forget about this.
01:12:14Mr. Rhodes, please pay.
01:12:15So it was you?
01:12:16What the fuck were you thinking?
01:12:18I've worked my ass off for this company.
01:12:22I was here when it was nothing.
01:12:24I should have been made a partner ages ago, but you never even considered it.
01:12:27Ed Carlton offered me an executive role just for doing a small favor.
01:12:33So you betrayed us?
01:12:34Put the entire agency in jeopardy.
01:12:37If Corinne hadn't saved us back there, then-
01:12:38Please!
01:12:39I could have done the same thing.
01:12:41Pack your things.
01:12:42You're fired.
01:12:51You did not have a job look.
01:12:55You did not have a job look.
01:12:56You did not have a job.
01:13:05We never bought that.
01:13:28Not one word, not one gesture of yours, shall I, could I ever forget.
01:13:35He read it.
01:13:50Mr. Carlton, figured you would show up at some point, come to hand over your clients to me?
01:13:57While you have them, because I'm sure they'll come crawling back soon.
01:14:01Do you know who won the deal for us?
01:14:03Corinne, your daughter.
01:14:05Seems like you lost your biggest asset when you cut her off from the family.
01:14:09Corinne?
01:14:11How?
01:14:12I have a deal for you, Ed.
01:14:14What?
01:14:15I will give you back these clients, but you have to give up something else.
01:14:20Then that would be...
01:14:22Corinne, relinquish your control and let her live her own life on her own terms.
01:14:27Stay out of her life for good.
01:14:28Stay out of her life for good.
01:14:35Deal.
01:14:35Deal.
01:14:35Betty, we need to talk about the wedding.
01:14:48Hey, Melissa, have you seen Andy? I just really need to talk to him.
01:14:56No, he's not in yet.
01:14:57But did you hear what happened?
01:14:59No, what happened?
01:15:00Andy fired Lilia.
01:15:02Apparently, she's the Carlton mole.
01:15:05It got really intense, so he sent her packing.
01:15:09It was epic.
01:15:11He's also super hot.
01:15:13Okay.
01:15:13What?
01:15:15Wait, how did I miss this?
01:15:16You were still in the meeting room.
01:15:18I was the only witness.
01:15:21Perks of being HR.
01:15:22Okay, do you know where he is?
01:15:24That's the craziest part.
01:15:25He is at the courthouse downtown.
01:15:28What?
01:15:29He's getting married.
01:15:33Uh, uh.
01:15:43Andy?
01:15:43I'm so sorry.
01:15:48I thought, um.
01:15:56Corinne.
01:15:59Someone told me that you were at the courthouse.
01:16:02Are you here to heroically stop my Irene's marriage?
01:16:05Okay, well, you don't belong with Betty, okay?
01:16:07You just don't.
01:16:09You've worked so hard, and you deserve to be with somebody that loves you.
01:16:11Like, everything about you.
01:16:13Well, maybe Betty does, but you know what?
01:16:14I really don't think so.
01:16:15She's kind of a bitch.
01:16:17Sorry, I'm getting kind of sidetracked.
01:16:19Do not laugh at me, okay?
01:16:22I am trying to give a speech.
01:16:24You, um.
01:16:25You deserve to pick your own path.
01:16:28Whatever that is.
01:16:30And you know, I've always kind of really admired that about you.
01:16:34So don't go through with it.
01:16:36If I can call off my wedding, then so can you.
01:16:38Are you done?
01:16:40Thanks.
01:16:41I'm not marrying Betty.
01:16:46I'm not marrying Betty.
01:16:51Hey, Betty.
01:16:52Can we talk about the marriage?
01:16:54Andy, can't you just be happy with me?
01:16:56Our mothers are so intent on the marriage, they've decided to forego the wedding altogether and
01:17:00just get it over with in a courthouse.
01:17:03Isn't that enough for you?
01:17:04You need to stand up to them with me.
01:17:06This whole time you've been perfectly obedient.
01:17:08This will not be over until you say no to.
01:17:11It's not just obedience, Andy.
01:17:13I've loved you since we were kids.
01:17:15You don't love me.
01:17:16You don't even know what love is.
01:17:17I was never going to marry Betty contrary to popular belief.
01:17:22Oh, just like I was never the moral contrary to popular belief.
01:17:26So is this where I get to say I told you so?
01:17:30I may or may not have made some assumptions.
01:17:32Understatement of the year.
01:17:34And reacted without solid evidence.
01:17:38I'm sorry for not trusting you, Corey.
01:17:40Nothing that I said to you was true.
01:17:42You haven't made my life any worse.
01:17:43In fact, you have made it a hell of a lot better.
01:17:48We can call it even.
01:17:53Sure.
01:17:55So, what is Mr. Rose going to do now?
01:18:00Well, I actually have a very busy evening moving my roommate in.
01:18:05Oh!
01:18:06It's going to be a workout, too.
01:18:08She has a shit ton of books.
01:18:11But I love her anyways.
01:18:13Real question.
01:18:15If it had been me at the altar, would you have ran?
01:18:18Well, we'll just have to see.
01:18:20I'm going to need some insurance.
01:18:21Oh, shut up and kiss me.
01:18:22I'm going to need some insurance.
01:18:22Oh, shut up and kiss me.
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