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đŸšżđŸ€Ł Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne vs. California Showers! đŸ€Ż From weak water pressure to wild family drama, this episode of The Osbournes is packed with chaos, comedy, and unforgettable moments!

The Shower Saga – Ozzy discovers his shower pressure is terrible. Sharon explains it’s because of California’s water-saving restrictions
 but she has a cheeky plan to “fix” it. Ozzy, ever the unlikely rule-follower, isn’t having it: “No we won’t, we won’t break the law, Sharon.”

The Dog Disaster – A chair cushion gets destroyed, Ozzy loses it, and Lola the dog takes the blame. Sharon orders Jack to handle the mess while tensions rise.

đŸ¶đŸ± The Cat Fight – Sharon and Jack clash over adopting another pet, and Jack declares: “This is so dysfunctional!”

👊 The Sibling Showdown – Jack admits he likes Christina Aguilera, and Kelly goes off! Punches fly, insults land (“little brother, you’re a douchebag”), and Sharon is left speechless.

đŸ„€ Smoothie Machine Mayhem – Ozzy falls asleep while the smoothie maker runs
 until smoke starts pouring out!

💐 Birthday Surprise – Rock legend Ozzy crashes Sharon’s live birthday on The Talk with flowers, jewelry, and a sweet on-stage kiss—melting hearts everywhere.

🎬 This episode has it all—hilarious family banter, iconic Ozzy one-liners, adorable pets, and reality TV gold. If you love The Osbournes, this is one you’ll watch over and over again!

👍 Like, Follow & Comment if you want more of Ozzy, Sharon, Jack & Kelly’s funniest, most chaotic moments ever caught on camera!

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00:00in california they make you put this thing inside the showerhead so it restricts how
00:06much water pressure to save water when they fuck off we'll take it off and adjust it but
00:13no we won't no no we won't we won't break the law get off the fucking oh my god she demolished
00:19the fucking seas jack what the dog at the fucking chair look at the chair she at the
00:24fucking cushion lola did oh what you're gonna have to fucking die of pink because if he comes
00:29back here and sees that dog well i'm going to get it well hand-footed and i can't ask you no you
00:35won't you'll end up keeping it i'm not gonna do it then what you're doing fucking so dysfunctional
00:40wait excuse me that chair is dysfunctional okay that's dysfunctional sure i will punch you if
00:46you don't get out of my face
00:51Get in the bathroom!
00:52Get in the bathroom!
00:53Hit me!
00:54Hit me!
00:55Hit me!
00:56Hit me!
00:57Hit me!
00:58Harder!
00:59Harder!
01:00Harder!
01:01Harder!
01:02Let's go!
01:03Right here!
01:04Right here!
01:05Come on!
01:06One more time!
01:07No!
01:08Go to work!
01:09Were you there that day Jack?
01:10No!
01:11When you hate someone, I hate someone!
01:12You just wanted to say that you don't trust Christina Aguilera!
01:14Hell!
01:15Yeah I do!
01:16You're a douchebag!
01:17You're a douchebag!
01:18Yeah that's right Kelly!
01:19I always stick up for you!
01:20Bitch!
01:21Idiot!
01:22Fuck it!
01:23Fuck up!
01:24Leave my room!
01:25Bye!
01:26Why do you care about taking your cocked up by some famous person?
01:27No!
01:28I don't!
01:29I like fucking being relaxed environment Kelly!
01:30It's cause I'm in Mexico!
01:31Who remembers?
01:32Oh!
01:33Oh!
01:34Oh!
01:35Oh!
01:36Oh!
01:37Oh!
01:38Oh!
01:39Oh!
01:40Oh!
01:41Oh!
01:42Oh!
01:43Oh!
01:44Oh!
01:45What!
01:46Oh!
01:47grammar is it really...
01:48tore up.
01:50Oh!
01:51Oh.
01:52Oh!
01:53Oh my god!
01:54Oh!
01:55Oh!
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