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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Do you see?
00:01:36Oops.
00:01:39Oh.
00:01:41Oh.
00:01:56You're so fatti.
00:01:57Noob.
00:02:00Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:02:04Oh.
00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the Wintersby family Audrey Rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand
00:02:45you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl I'm Rose pleased to meet you
00:02:57Gabby I'm your welcome guide I'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should I be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds I'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees I would steer clear of them especially Sloane she stings
00:03:32oh I wouldn't dare
00:03:42I wouldn't dare Sloane has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52I wasn't oh that's chasing Greg the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the Academic Decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is the only way to join the Academic Decathlon
00:04:26Oh! You should join the academic decathlon! The winner gets scholarships, which is the
00:04:34only way I could go to college. Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:42Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater, and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's a skater, and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:52Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:57I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:00Oh, yeah. You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet. Then I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome!
00:05:06Got a boat. Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's just calling me!
00:05:12I think he likes you.
00:05:14Okay, now for the important stuff.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch, and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to
00:05:21avoid old gum, and stay away from Mr. Spadaro. He gets handsy.
00:05:24Hey, watch out!
00:05:26Oh, my God.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33You sound fecal.
00:05:34I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine. It's just a little blood.
00:05:38I know.
00:05:38Oh, thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:54Are you the new girl?
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Jason.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:05Come on, Jason.
00:06:06Come on, Jason.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:14Might catch something.
00:06:16Ugh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:18Let's go.
00:06:20Later.
00:06:21I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:23Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:30Yep.
00:06:31Kind of lame.
00:06:32Oh, clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:51Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:11How would you like to be addressed? Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes. Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:17That's enough. Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow, oh, my God. Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:30Oh, what is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye. I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yes.
00:07:35Where is it?
00:07:36Ah, it's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Yeah, go, go.
00:07:47What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:08:09That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Oh, my God.
00:08:13Oh, my God.
00:08:19Rose?
00:08:23Where are you?
00:08:26Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:31Rose?
00:08:32Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen? Is that you? Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me. I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:45How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:10I'm so sorry.
00:09:37Ouch!
00:09:38Excuse you much?
00:09:40Why are you wet?
00:09:51How's your eye?
00:09:51Miraculously better.
00:10:08What exactly is going on here?
00:10:10Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:21Hmm.
00:10:24Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:26Chasen?
00:10:27Off limits.
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet.
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39A little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:46That's it.
00:10:48You are my new project.
00:10:50Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53Okay.
00:11:00You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close and your competition closer.
00:11:06Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:15Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:21We'll win.
00:11:22I promise we'll win.
00:11:24Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:27You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd and queen bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:11:57Uh, it's okay.
00:12:02Being a queen bee is important and it is your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so.
00:12:14What are you talking about?
00:12:16I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:20Just go.
00:12:21You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:27Fine.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:56Loops it.
00:12:59Hey, good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would've paid to see that.
00:13:08Oh my god, ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:14No.
00:13:15Oh god.
00:13:17Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:24I am.
00:13:24If I fall and shatter my knee cup, it's your fault.
00:13:27Don't worry, I'll bring him back.
00:13:39Later.
00:13:40Yeah, I'll see ya.
00:13:42She's being nice.
00:13:43That's never a good sign.
00:13:48Oh my god, ew.
00:13:49Look at these losers.
00:13:50My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:54Private tutors.
00:13:55Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:01She told me so herself.
00:14:04Wow.
00:14:06You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:25Now watch what happens.
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:35Hey, Eric.
00:14:40Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:59Yeah, Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10Why?
00:15:11You're Audrey freaking Wintersby.
00:15:14Wait, what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a whole estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:28Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:34I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me Dekathot.
00:15:40Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:52Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:58Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:02I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it.
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:07No tricks, just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:30I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax, it's just where I live.
00:16:37It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:42And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:47But yeah, Norman likes me better.
00:16:49So, bye.
00:16:54Come on.
00:17:07Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:15I was lonely and I wanted to make friends and I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:28It's not all that.
00:17:28Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.
00:17:33So, what are you going to do?
00:17:39I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:44I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:46No way.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:18:03She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:29You can ask Gabby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloan.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me.
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:08You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:26Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41Found this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:51Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:10I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Now, figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:31But the point being,
00:20:39Eric knows you didn't say anything.
00:20:41And that it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh my god.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:08You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh please, you loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent
00:21:29under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:31Oh honey, your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:44Oh honey, your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:47And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks.
00:22:04Says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and
00:22:14chase and said hi to you?
00:22:15I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:19This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:33You bitch!
00:22:47Ah.
00:23:12Hey.
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:15I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:23What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:47Yeah.
00:23:50I can't do it.
00:24:03Like this.
00:24:04Okay.
00:24:05Like that.
00:24:06Okay.
00:24:07Mm-hmm.
00:24:08Ready?
00:24:09Oh.
00:24:10Yeah.
00:24:11You should join the tennis team.
00:24:12You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:17Yeah.
00:24:18Yeah.
00:24:19Hey.
00:24:20Hey.
00:24:21Hey.
00:24:22Hey.
00:24:23Hey.
00:24:24Hey.
00:24:25Hey.
00:24:26Hey.
00:24:27Hey.
00:24:28Hey.
00:24:29Hey.
00:24:30Hey.
00:24:36Hey.
00:24:53You bitch.
00:24:54He won't get away with this.
00:25:08Whoops. Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:25What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no. You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:54Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:26:21What are you doing? Rose Smith.
00:26:25Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:46Here, take this. It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:54I owe you one.
00:26:55Not again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable.
00:26:59Oh, my God.
00:27:08Eric.
00:27:10Huh?
00:27:11I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My Lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are you okay?
00:27:32Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:38This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:41Settle down, settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:17Mm-hmm?
00:28:18Saved you a seat.
00:28:20Okay.
00:28:21No, you don't.
00:28:23Jason.
00:28:24What did you say about you?
00:28:25Sorry, Eric.
00:28:26On the way back?
00:28:27Yeah.
00:28:28Okay.
00:28:29Sure.
00:28:30What did you say about you?
00:28:31Sorry, Eric.
00:28:32On the way back?
00:28:33Yeah.
00:28:34Okay.
00:28:35Sure.
00:28:36What did you say about you?
00:28:38Sorry, Eric.
00:28:39On the way back?
00:28:40Yeah.
00:28:41Okay.
00:28:42Sure.
00:29:00Boopy.
00:29:01I'm gonna sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:09So, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:23And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:30So, are you gonna go?
00:29:33I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:35Why not?
00:29:36I'll be going.
00:29:37Well, okay then.
00:29:38I'll go.
00:29:39Listen.
00:29:40You want Chase?
00:29:41And I want Rose.
00:29:42So...
00:29:43Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:45Exactly.
00:29:46I got a plan.
00:29:47Listen, you want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:15All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27Oh.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:42Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:55No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:18Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:30Um, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose, truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:05Wait, what?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:13Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chased me, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:40Okay.
00:32:42Jason, you're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:40Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I forgot.
00:33:43I thought the door was in.
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:48Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:51Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:53Hi.
00:33:53Hi.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:55Hi.
00:33:55Hi.
00:33:56Hi.
00:33:56Hi.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:58Hi.
00:33:58Hi.
00:33:59Hi.
00:34:00Hi.
00:34:24Hi.
00:34:24Hi.
00:34:25Hi.
00:34:26Hi.
00:34:27Oh, God!
00:34:57Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross!
00:35:05What?
00:35:06It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Eric?
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:50Oh, my God, shut up! They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:55Eric?
00:35:55Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:07Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop!
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:14What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:50Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Her?
00:37:00I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:28I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:58Where I was.
00:38:04Early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant,
00:38:20Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh, okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:42How?
00:38:46How?
00:38:52How?
00:38:53Jason, I was just walking by outside
00:39:12and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been still.
00:39:21Hey, Rose.
00:39:22It's a small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:45Go ahead.
00:39:52I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:59She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:13I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But there's something I got to tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:30But why don't I have dinner with you?
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:49I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:41:19Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:32Yeah.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:49It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:19What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:46Jason and Sloan?
00:42:51They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:14Hey, virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:42Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:44And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:05You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:11You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:17Bitch fight.
00:44:18Bitch fight.
00:44:19Bitch fight.
00:44:20Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight.
00:44:22Girls! Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow! Ow, my foot! Oh, my God, I think she broke my foot!
00:44:33Rose, this school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike, you're out, expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her. I didn't touch you.
00:44:51I said go.
00:44:53You hurt the man, go!
00:45:07And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, stupid bitch!
00:45:32What? You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey, you were never going to college. You're too stupid.
00:45:45Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shed up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:49Shed up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:57Shedup, you pathetic prude.
00:46:00Shed up!
00:46:00Oh, Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:17We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:20You got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost.
00:46:23But I tried.
00:46:24No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:27I don't get to go to college.
00:46:29And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But you and your drama.
00:46:36Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:47That was so hot.
00:46:59You did?
00:47:00Or you went and changed the dude.
00:47:03And then you did?
00:47:06Yes.
00:47:07It was all I forgot.
00:47:09I'm really, really bad at old.
00:47:12But you definitely feel the worst one.
00:47:14What drives me into college?
00:47:16I'm pretty good at it.
00:47:19But you just figured out exactly what you had meant to be
00:47:22Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:52How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to.
00:48:17But then the whole date thing happened and you and Sloane happened and then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:32She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:47Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:05And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:09For me.
00:49:11And not because of what I am.
00:49:13Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:15I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:20You're so beautiful.
00:49:25I'm beautiful.
00:49:27I'm careful.
00:49:29Why are you wet?
00:49:59It doesn't matter.
00:50:03I have an idea.
00:50:07What?
00:50:08Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:14You are going to go kill me at all?
00:50:28Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:35You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:41Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:44Yeah.
00:50:45Pretty much.
00:50:48And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:52Okay.
00:50:53You're different when you're like this.
00:51:08You're different when you're like this.
00:51:21Like what?
00:51:22Yourself.
00:51:23I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:32Neither did I.
00:51:36I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:43I'm a virgin.
00:51:58I'm a virgin.
00:52:10I'm a virgin.
00:52:18I love you, Rose.
00:52:25I love you too.
00:52:30I love you too.
00:52:31I love you too.
00:52:33All right.
00:52:35I'm a virgin.
00:52:36I love you too.
00:52:39I love you too.
00:52:41I love you too.
00:52:42I love you too.
00:52:43I love you.
00:53:13I worked up an after-drive.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:43Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:10And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:31Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:33How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:51It might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:31Oh, Norman.
00:55:32We have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Jason.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give it me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:55No, everyone.
00:56:56Turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:01And Sloane drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:18Okay.
00:57:19Okay.
00:57:20It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Chasen Grey.
00:57:37And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspear.
00:57:57Come on.
00:57:58Come on.
00:57:59Get up there, Len.
00:58:00Come on.
00:58:01Come on.
00:58:02Come on.
00:58:03Come on.
00:58:03Come on.
00:58:04Come on.
00:58:04Come on.
00:58:05Come on.
00:58:06Come on.
00:58:07Come on.
00:58:08Come on.
00:58:09Come on.
00:58:10Come on.
00:58:11Come on.
00:58:12Come on.
00:58:13Come on.
00:58:14Come on.
00:58:15Come on.
00:58:16Come on.
00:58:17Come on.
00:58:18Come on.
00:58:19Come on.
00:58:20Come on.
00:58:21Come on.
00:58:22Come on.
00:58:23I know how difficult your teenage years can be no matter who you are between school family
00:58:33social media or gossip bullies and mean girls this time can be exceptionally painful but
00:58:42for all the lows there are some amazing highs friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge
00:58:53sundays i mean let's face it high school can be the best time of our lives but remember to stay true
00:59:02to yourself and be proud of who you are because every single one of you is special and now i'd like
00:59:12to invite gabby mcduff to the stage wait what
00:59:16i'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:30nobody would make a better prom queen than gabby mcduff
00:59:36hey want to dance
01:00:03get lost asshole
01:00:07everyone all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:17but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence we are proud to announce that
01:00:24gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:28gabby all that hard work has paid off congratulations
01:00:38yes girl
01:00:53And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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