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00:00you are now watching now that's TV
00:30I have to go downstairs and tell that bitch just go ahead and give it to me
00:33cause I ain't finna keep doing what I listen to, for real n***a
00:36it's about to get active in 5, 4, 3, 2, PUNK!
00:42get that n***a
00:49b***h
00:51get that n***a
00:53m***a
00:55get that n***a
00:57get that n***a
00:58get that n***a
01:02b***h
01:04b***h
01:04what's that n***a
01:05you m***a
01:06b***h you m***a
01:07b***h you m***a
01:08b***h
01:08b****
01:09b***h
01:11b***h
01:12b***h
01:12l***a
01:12you can't even do n***a with m***a but you want me
01:15l***a b***h
01:15I thought you dead in your s***
01:16h***a
01:18that h***o tried to call me out last night
01:20And thought she was eatin' and swingin' me, bitch.
01:22Yeah, I got my cheap shot.
01:25Eat that, grocery.
01:27Bitch.
01:50Tryna copy my sauce, cause I'm the baddest, no debatin'.
01:54Beginner.
02:15This big bitch, Makayla, socked me to Mount Everest.
02:20Bitch, I don't know where I went, but I wasn't on Earth, bitch.
02:22I was dazed, bitch.
02:23I didn't see my grandma, my great-grandma, my dad, bitch.
02:25I didn't see the younger me when I was a baby, bitch.
02:28I went to a place I never been before.
02:30This bitch socked the living shit out of me.
02:32But at this point, Tavana already hit that bitch.
02:34I'm sorry to tell you, but I wasn't hittin' that bitch back.
02:45What the fuck is goin' on?
02:47What's goin' on?
02:48Back it up.
02:49What?
02:50Bro, you makin' that shit out to the bathroom.
02:52Ay!
02:53Ain't no need to put no lashes on, they comin' off.
02:55I was a loud-ass drill sergeant yelling at the top of his motherfuckin' lungs,
02:58talking about that we had to get ready.
03:00Don't put on none of them lashes.
03:02Don't put on none of that other cute shit,
03:04cause you not gon' need it, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
03:06And I'm like, what's gross, like, what's he talkin' about?
03:10Like, what's goin' on?
03:11They gon' come off, ain't no need for no lashes.
03:15I told you, y'all wanna be pretty.
03:17Y'all ain't gonna be pretty by the end.
03:19That bitch is the biggest fuck.
03:20I asked my homegirl, London, I asked the bitch what happened,
03:22and she's pissed off, sitting there talking about this bitch snuck me.
03:26And I'm like, damn, this bitch keep jumpin' and fights,
03:29and she keeps sneakin'.
03:31Like, that shit is really lame to me.
03:33It's like the whole house was against me, like, literally.
03:51Like, everybody, like, it was just a disaster.
03:54Fuckin' about.
03:55Yo, have a seat.
03:57Have a seat.
03:58That's the Eric Titan.
03:59That's the Eric Titan guy.
04:01He's just, just, just, just, like,
04:03like, your hands is like that.
04:05You see if I'm fuckin' fuckin' fuckin', save y'all.
04:08And nobody talkin' about punkin'.
04:09Nobody worryin' about punkin' anybody.
04:10You see when you tryin' to do somethin'.
04:11Save y'all motherfuckin'.
04:12Shut up.
04:13Nobody worryin' about nothing you talkin' about.
04:14You don't want anyone lookin' done.
04:16Acting, you acting.
04:19By the time I get done, y'all ain't gon' wanna fight.
04:22Now shut the fuck up and let them say what they got to say.
04:30Laugh all you want.
04:31You ain't gon' be laughin' by the time I'm done with you.
04:34We never do.
04:36Y'all always play with us.
04:38This ain't no game today.
04:39Oh, okay.
04:42Behind closed doors ever?
04:43Behind closed doors.
04:44Y'all play with us.
04:47This bitch is ugly.
04:49That bitch is ugly.
04:51Piece of horse?
04:52Yeah, it's bitch.
04:53Don't like that bitch.
04:54I mean, bitch, look at you.
04:55Your face is sinkin' in your shit.
04:57And bitch, you look like Megamon, bitch.
04:59Bitch, look at your Megamon.
05:00You got a piranha.
05:01Oh, shit!
05:02Fuck up.
05:03No.
05:05Bitch.
05:06I like animals and not like dogs.
05:07Y'all are gonna be working out today.
05:09Said you bitches don't wanna act like dogs.
05:12Because I'm gonna treat you guys like G.I. jobs.
05:16It's boot camp, y'all.
05:17It's time to wipe off that makeup,
05:19and it's time to take these wigs off,
05:20and it's time to get out to the realness.
05:22Okay?
05:23I didn't even think I did.
05:24You need no wigs to make up.
05:26Dang.
05:27I don't know what they got.
05:31They had a house mom.
05:33A house mom supposed to be a woman.
05:35They had this punt.
05:36A five foot four punt.
05:39That was up in there acting like a sissy.
05:41What sissy's doing.
05:42And how they gonna give him control of us ladies.
05:47I don't know if he was trying to run us,
05:49or was he trying to run away.
05:51Baby, because the minute he started talking to us,
05:53we was like,
05:54Cubs, what's up?
05:55I'll rip with.
05:56Knock you.
05:57Mama started shaking every time she seen one of us, baby.
06:00He still was acting like a faggot.
06:03And bitch, I'm a bitch.
06:05You're not getting her ass down.
06:06I'm not going to get her ass down.
06:07You need to have that energy with everybody else in the house.
06:10You got the wrong energy.
06:11With your flames, you need to pipe ass down.
06:13Y'all shake the hell off.
06:15Oh, you?
06:16Oh, okay.
06:17Hey.
06:18Sir?
06:19Ma'am?
06:20Sir ma'am?
06:21I don't know what to call him.
06:22Lead by example, Savannah.
06:24You should lead by example, bitch.
06:26Y'all listen to her.
06:27She making it worse for you.
06:28Every time she say something, I'm going to add more bullshit.
06:31Well, stop eating.
06:32I'm just breaking.
06:34And that's more stunts for you, too.
06:37Cool.
06:38That's more workout.
06:39I'm a bitch queen.
06:40Y'all would work out already.
06:41Mm-hmm.
06:42Y'all came here to win a prize, and y'all came here to read the motherfucking rule.
06:49Let's do that.
06:50I can't be a dog.
06:51Let's be a dog acting like dogs.
06:53They didn't like that they had a bush queen as a house mother.
06:56So, they started trying to fight my assistant.
07:00And I'm like, wait, hold on, Holiday.
07:03Hold on.
07:04Hold on, Holiday.
07:05Like...
07:06I'm like, nah.
07:07Not y'all trying to fight niggas.
07:10This is the reason why the world look at y'all as a you now.
07:14Everybody has to participate, because there will be eliminations right after.
07:19So, whoever falls behind will be eliminated.
07:24And that's it.
07:25That's all.
07:26Read the motherfucking room.
07:28That's all I want y'all to do.
07:29And I want y'all to do it positively.
07:31You have got to calm down.
07:32You've been an animal since I got here.
07:34And you got all this built to...
07:36You've been an animal, yeah, bitch.
07:37I'm a creep.
07:38I ain't not an animal.
07:39Well, you need to act like a lady.
07:40You need to act like a lady.
07:41That's our host.
07:42You're not a host.
07:43I actually...
07:44Okay, but acting...
07:45I get that since when I'm talking to her.
07:46He's not staying up for her.
07:47The more you talk, the worse you're making it.
07:50The more you talk, the worse you're making it.
07:53Okay.
07:54I'm sitting here as military.
07:55I don't give a fuck with you.
07:56All right, we're going to find out.
07:57We're going to find out.
07:58We're going to find out.
07:59We're going to find out.
08:00Y'all doing walls and everything.
08:02I promise you.
08:03Yeah.
08:04All right.
08:05Squats on the wall, bitch.
08:06And sit there.
08:08Everybody that was on a sprint with me, y'all can come on and follow me.
08:11We're going to go hop on a bus.
08:13The rest of y'all figure it out.
08:16If y'all on the first sprint, get the hell up.
08:19Let's go.
08:20Get in the line.
08:23If that wouldn't hit me, I'm fucking you off the work.
08:29Bitch toes is turning red and shit from her tight-ass shoes, her cheap-ass sheen outfit.
08:34Bitch, you look like a fucking bum.
08:36Bitch, everything on you too motherfucking tight to be wearing.
08:38Go up in size, bitch.
08:39You look stuffed like a turkey, like a motherfucking pad you be wearing.
08:43So, I throw a water bottle at that bitch.
08:46And if it was just a centimeter or two to the motherfucking left, that nose probably would've been leaking again.
08:53This is what I didn't sign up for.
08:55Right.
08:56To be tucked like a motherfucking child.
08:58I just feel like this is for the now-ass TV OG.
09:02They let me just sneak.
09:03Y'all see it?
09:04Y'all see they put their now-ass TV OGs in a fucked-up ass predicament.
09:07This is what they want us to do.
09:09Joyce talked to us like we ain't shit.
09:10And can't do it.
09:11Fuck this wrong with them.
09:12And we can't do nothing.
09:13And they want us to respect them, nigga.
09:15But that's a hard change.
09:16Bitch, Ben Kenzie was the first OGs on the network.
09:18Stop playing with me.
09:19Your fans know it.
09:20We built now that's TV.
09:22Fuck is y'all talking about?
09:23I'm already on this show.
09:24And I told my CEO.
09:26Like, bitch, I need my faith with Joyce.
09:30And y'all got this bitch PC'd up.
09:32Y'all don't want to listen to me?
09:34Everybody get on your face and give me 10 right now.
09:37Get on your face and give me 10 right now.
09:40Immediately we go outside and he is dropped down to give me 50.
09:44You going home, bitch.
09:45I'm like, wait, hold on.
09:46It was cute.
09:47It was fun.
09:48But hold on.
09:49We bitch.
09:50Who you call bitch?
09:51What's going on here?
09:52Like, how did we get here?
09:53It's a lot.
09:54She's doing it for the girl.
09:55No, she's not.
09:56No, she's not.
09:57She's doing it for herself.
09:58And guess what?
09:59And then it's wet on the floor.
10:01No, real.
10:02That's all y'all getting up out of here.
10:03That's all y'all getting up out of here.
10:04For real.
10:05That's all I got about me.
10:06I wasn't trying to get my ass no extra layups and no pushups, bitch.
10:09I don't know about the other girls, but he had did a couple more yells and said,
10:12we was going to be doing jumping jacks and shit.
10:14And that's all he had to tell me.
10:15I'm like, let me not make it worse.
10:16That's all I got.
10:17That's all I got.
10:18Go ahead and see you.
10:19Yup.
10:20Yup.
10:21What?
10:22Give us up.
10:23Two.
10:24Yup.
10:25If you don't want to do this, then you can go home.
10:27I can get eliminated right now.
10:28I can get eliminated right now.
10:30Alright, put some positions and hold it for 26.
10:32I can't do it on my hands.
10:33I can't do it on my hands.
10:34I can't do it on my hands.
10:35I can't do it on my hands.
10:36I can't do it on my hands.
10:37Alright, give me 10 pushups.
10:39I'll sit up here.
10:40Okay.
10:41You're going to give me something.
10:42Okay.
10:43Well, it ain't going to be pushups.
10:44The girls are all complaining and stuff.
10:45I'm like, bitch, stop making it hard.
10:46Bitch, let's just get this shit over with.
10:48He is crazy.
10:49Bitch, he is losing it.
10:50Girl, why?
10:51All right.
10:52What you doing?
10:53Why?
10:54I want to be quiet.
10:55You can give me a 20-second point.
10:57Come on.
10:58What's that?
10:59That's like you do.
11:00Bitch, I don't go to no gym.
11:02Is this not Dollhouse?
11:03Why do we have a drill sergeant?
11:05Like, what?
11:08I don't like him at all.
11:09Like, he's talking reckless.
11:10He's talking about doing all this exercise and stuff.
11:13And the only exercise I do is to the fridge and to the couch.
11:17Like, I don't do all this crazy-ass, like, manly-ass exercise shit.
11:21So, I hate...
11:22And, like, you yelling in our faces and shit.
11:24Like, do you just see us as, like, a bunch of niggas or something?
11:28Can I do the plane more?
11:2920 seconds.
11:30Let's go.
11:31What's the plane?
11:32What's the plane?
11:33She's here to show you.
11:34It's like this.
11:35You don't go down.
11:36You go.
11:3720 seconds.
11:38Let's go.
11:39Y'all wasting my time.
11:40What's the plane?
11:41All right.
11:42So, she's going to fuck y'all up even more.
11:44Ow!
11:47Now, get up and get on the fucking sprint.
11:51Let's go.
11:52Okay, so you dragging it now.
11:53Like, you dragging it.
11:54That was the 20 seconds.
11:56That was the 20 seconds.
11:58He like, if you don't do no push-ups, you going home.
12:00Immediately, I dropped down, baby.
12:01Hold on.
12:02I'm here.
12:03I'm staying.
12:04I'm not going nowhere.
12:05So, I'm going to do the push-ups.
12:06I'm going to shut up.
12:07I shut my fat ass up and I did a push-up.
12:08I did 10 of them bitches, too.
12:10So, he was out of control.
12:13But, you know, after talking to the production on the side, and they let me know, basically,
12:17you know, it's just a challenge.
12:19At the end of the day, he's just doing his job.
12:21And don't really take it to heart.
12:2210 push-ups right now.
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13:02I need 10 pushups.
13:03Y'all a team.
13:04Y'all a team.
13:05Y'all a team.
13:06This is how I was doing pushups, bitch.
13:07If you know me, I don't have no upper body strength, bitch.
13:09I take my spurno, bitch.
13:11My blockers, bitch.
13:12This body is soft.
13:14I couldn't do a pushup to save my motherfucking lives.
13:17I think I was doing pushups.
13:18These bitches is doing girl pushups.
13:20I didn't even think to do that because I'm up here like, I know I can't do no pushups,
13:23bitch.
13:24So I really didn't care.
13:25Hey, yo.
13:26Nobody get up and stop pushing to these two.
13:29Give me my 10.
13:30Keep pushing to that.
13:31Give me my 10.
13:32You all want to act like wild ass animals.
13:33Like, first of all, bitch, do I look like a wild ass animal?
13:34No.
13:35The fuck?
13:36But I sure did get down and do them pushups because the arch that I stood and I tooted
13:37it up and I did them look cute little cunt pushups.
13:38I said, ah, ah, ah.
13:39But yeah.
13:40No, I don't work out.
13:41I lay on the table.
13:42Look at me.
13:43The fuck?
13:44Okay, y'all gonna keep pushing to these three.
13:45Give me my 10.
13:46I did my 10.
13:47But they not done.
13:48I did my 10.
13:49Keep pushing.
13:50The drill sergeant comes in and he's very disrespectful.
13:51He tried to tell me, get on the floor and do some pushups and I said, hell the fuck no.
13:52Me and my girlfriend
13:54we wasn't feeling that.
13:55We wasn't jumping on that motherfucking ground in motherfucking
14:000'0.
14:01You are in the inhale of waiting.
14:02That's the insta.
14:03I had that
14:22And motherfucking getting on the floor and doing no push-ups.
14:24Bitch, we're dogs.
14:25We ain't peasants.
14:26Are you okay?
14:27And we not playboys.
14:28This is not how that work over here.
14:30I'm sorry.
14:30Go play with somebody else.
14:32So he like, oh, the more these two bitches don't get up and do they push-ups, the more y'all gonna do.
14:38Well, then one of these bitches is just gonna have to get off this floor and feel some type of way.
14:41Because I'm not getting on this floor.
14:43I don't give a fuck.
14:43What the fuck are you talking about?
14:45Bitch, it is what it is.
14:46We not getting on this floor.
14:47And we meant that.
14:48And we didn't get on that floor.
14:50Y'all might want to tell them to fall in line.
14:52I don't need my fear that I'm gonna do.
14:55Hey, all right.
14:56Y'all are wrong.
14:57So, hey, I need all y'all that did the push-ups in place until they give me my 10 push-ups.
15:04Doing what?
15:06Nigga, not me.
15:08I didn't even disfair production.
15:10I'm gonna be the player by doing this.
15:12We're the other bitches that you need to control.
15:15They already did that shit.
15:17That's why they on the Sprinter now.
15:19They got fucked up outside.
15:21I'm telling you now.
15:22They did push-ups and sit-ups outside.
15:24More sit-ups.
15:25They come out, we got a drill sergeant and I listening.
15:28We about to do some workouts.
15:30Bitch, I don't even work out at home.
15:32Y'all hoes not finna put me on.
15:34Now motherfucking scale and all that.
15:36Move.
15:37So, if y'all want to go.
15:39Okay.
15:39I didn't need it.
15:40We're not doing that.
15:41We're not.
15:42Okay, so y'all gonna be eliminated.
15:44We're really dogs.
15:45We're not doing that.
15:45I didn't like it.
15:46So, y'all gonna be eliminated.
15:47I don't even need to take production.
15:48We're not.
15:48We're not going nowhere.
15:50So, y'all two gonna be up for eliminations?
15:53The fuck?
15:53I beat my team.
15:54We did not disrespect nobody to have to do push-ups.
15:58We sat here and shut the fuck up when they just screamed at everybody.
16:00So, I'm not finna do no fucking push-ups behind some shit that these hoes just was doing?
16:04Yo.
16:04Get the fuck out of here.
16:05So, everybody that did y'all sinned, line up in front of me.
16:09If y'all did y'all push-ups, line up in front of me.
16:11I'm being weird.
16:12We was shut.
16:13Was we saying anything when everybody was screaming?
16:15No.
16:15We shut the fuck up.
16:17Right.
16:18We was quiet.
16:18We shut up.
16:19So, why are we even coming?
16:21Ayo, Kenzie.
16:22You driving?
16:23Kenzie, I mean.
16:24Which van we on?
16:25Come with me.
16:26Come on.
16:26Come on.
16:26Come on.
16:27Stay by me.
16:28You on that one.
16:30Ayo, why they out?
16:32I'm just hurt too.
16:32Man, nigga, don't get besides y'allself talking to me, bitch.
16:38Come on.
16:39So, y'all ready to do the 10 or not?
16:41Hold on, Isaiah.
16:41No.
16:42Kenzie, can you give me 10 with the rest on?
16:44The rest on gave me 10 push-ups.
16:46Can you give me 10?
16:47The fuck?
16:48Give me 10.
16:49Let me get 10.
16:50I'm not.
16:50Let me get 10.
16:51Right now?
16:52Yo.
16:53Kenzie.
16:56A lot of y'all are complaining and stuff like that.
16:58At the end of the day, there's a grand pass at the end of the season.
17:01So, may the baddest bitch win and the baddest doll win.
17:05At the end of the day, dude, keep y'all head in the motherfucking hands.
17:08Five dudes are crazy.
17:09But still, yeah, random people just want to make Trini for no reason.
17:13I didn't even know.
17:13If I was prepared, I wouldn't put my glasses on up and on, bitch.
17:16Trini and Barbie is my best friend, and I'm not going to let none of you little bitches
17:21play with her.
17:22I may be the host, but the backstory between me and Trini Barbie is we transitioned together.
17:31We lived together.
17:32We done did it all together.
17:33So, why would I let you guys, why would I let you little dumbass bitches play my best friend?
17:39No, I'm cool.
17:40But in the same breath, y'all not going to just violate because at the end of the day,
17:45bitch, we're both fat.
17:46Bitch, we know our brains.
17:48We know where we came from.
17:50So, y'all not going to play like y'all dumb and delusional.
17:53And y'all don't know what's going on.
17:55All them bitches, as soon as I said, I'll read that with you.
17:57I don't know if I can work in you, but girl, I'm going to get in there for Trini,
17:59because Trini is small.
18:01All of them bitches, I can, bitch, I'm arguing with Shia La London, all of them.
18:04I'm like, bitch, when did I even talk to y'all bitches today in my life?
18:07Trini, because Trini is small.
18:10It's the Trini show.
18:12I don't know what can be the issue if she's trying to do that.
18:14No, it wasn't no, it wasn't no, bitch, I never, I even know we had.
18:17Her and, her and Barbie was sold.
18:18Yeah, Barbie was like, oh, yeah, everybody else going to have to be rich.
18:21But they're taking advantage of that Trini show.
18:22I'm small, that's what it is.
18:23It's a fall of the, it's a fall of the leader.
18:26I know.
18:27So, I need you guys to respect, respect the security and production.
18:32Trini, Barbie, I want a back set.
18:34Trini, Barbie.
18:36Trini, or Trini?
18:37Trini.
18:38Trini.
18:38Trini?
18:39Barbie?
18:39Um.
18:42Them Barbie.
18:43Morse.
18:44They have shit thicker.
18:46No, it's just like, it's just like.
18:47Bitches in shape like stick figures.
18:49Y'all don't shake this great up and down with two circles on y'all fucking checks, bitch.
18:53Y'all need to get that shit together and get the fuck up out of here.
18:56First of all, y'all need to focus on y'all transition before y'all try to come to a dog show and present y'all themselves.
19:01Okay.
19:01Because you bitches are very much self-unpresentable.
19:03Okay.
19:03Niggas.
19:04Big face.
19:05The fuck?
19:05Bitch.
19:06The top, to me, so far, when I see the top, like the big dogs ever hit this persuasion is about a Jelani, Pukia, Makayla.
19:14Because Makayla is, y'all is just giving hardcore fucks.
19:17It don't matter.
19:18She, I don't play.
19:19It's like, Makayla not fighting.
19:21All she doing is trying to sing.
19:22It's dancing and losing her band.
19:23She don't throw up punching like a fighter.
19:25She's not punching, though.
19:27She's strong.
19:28She's not like that, bitch.
19:29She's very strong.
19:30She hit me one time with one hand, but I said, she's a grabber, puller, slayer.
19:32Y'all fightin' me, bitch.
19:33I'm monged out.
19:34Bitch, I been trained for 50 years.
19:35I ain't no Muslim ass, boo.
19:37What did you talk about?
19:38I don't wanna fight.
19:39I don't wanna wrestle with no nigga.
19:40Bitch, fight.
19:41I can punch y'all.
19:42Bitch, I don't know what.
19:43These hoes talking about a motherfucking house mother.
19:45First of all, ain't no punk coming here being no house mother.
19:47Get your bitch ass up out of here.
19:49This dollhouse, not it.
19:50This dollhouse, and I'm sick of bitches trying to have protection and all that.
19:53Get these folks to keep trying to fight these girls.
19:56Bitch, punky.
19:57Bitch.
19:58Stop trying to get these niggas to fight these girls.
20:00I don't like that.
20:01Fight your own battle.
20:02If you're big and bad, and you're the hoes, bitch, and you can pop in, then fight about
20:08it, bitch.
20:09I gave you your name.
20:10You wouldn't be in the spot if I had to move.
20:12I stopped.
20:13I kept going.
20:14I'm not a crash out.
20:15She'd get her face broke.
20:17She'd get her nose broke.
20:18She'd fight niggas.
20:19She'd fight bitches.
20:20I got respect.
20:21I have morals.
20:22They don't want that.
20:23Okay?
20:24No, Shane.
20:25I can't say that because you're saying she can't give me no work.
20:27I'm just as white, bro.
20:28I'm funny.
20:29I beat that bitch.
20:30I'm Mr. Dash.
20:31That bitch never gave me no work, though.
20:32I'm Barbie.
20:33Y'all knew Barbie, right?
20:34Everybody say, dumb, dumb, dumb.
20:37I'm still big.
20:40I'm still big.
20:41With the bitch on the platform online.
20:43I'm still big.
20:44Barbie still big.
20:45She didn't stop nothing this way.
20:47I promise you.
20:48I was the first trans host.
20:50Remember that.
20:51She didn't stop me.
20:52That bitch is going home tonight.
20:53She didn't stop shit this way.
20:55We're talking bitches out tonight.
20:58Star house, mother fucker season one.
21:00And we're in this, mother fucker.
21:02Star house.
21:03Star house.
21:04Star house.
21:05Star house.
21:06Star home.
21:07Star house.
21:08Star house.
21:09Star house.
21:10Star house.
21:11Star house.
21:12Now that's TV.
21:15We all motherfucking down ass TV. Season one, big bitches, bomb bitches. Bitches that looking good, girls got going to get that quaint. And we all be here to see that it's awesome.
21:25Yeah, bitches that get it, get it. Yeah, bitches that get it, get it. In the words of Joyce, three bitches going home tonight.
21:34I just gotta say it's like shit finna goop, real raw, and nasty. And uncut, bitch. Now that's TV.
21:43You better clock that TV, bitch. Shit finna get real raw on the TV. Everything that you see on TV ain't TV. Real raw. What'd you say? What'd you say? Real raw.
21:54I was giving real raw at the dollhouse on that TV. At the dollhouse. We at the motherfucking dollhouse.
22:01Bitch, you shut the fuck up. No shade. I gotta check up on my girl.
22:06Joy, shut up. Why are you at the parking here? Go. Because I'm not, girl. Go.
22:13Why you haven't got your, why you haven't got yourself together since you've been here?
22:19Bye, Cory.
22:23There's a couple of y'all shit, man. You're drowning. You're drowning.
22:27Y'all don't come over here again, Peppa Pig.
22:29Y'all feet gon' be too hard, man.
22:31So we arrive. We get to this big-ass field.
22:34And we line the fuck up.
22:37Got the little drone shit on us and shit.
22:39I'm like, oh shit, this is real weird on TV.
22:41Bitch!
22:42Hold on, baby.
22:44We ended up at this big, gigantic-ass park. And all I saw was grass and an empty pool.
23:09I'm like, okay, I think we're finna rumble. Because that's what this fucking grass is giving.
23:14It's not giving workout. It's not giving play football. It's not giving play no sports.
23:19It's giving this opportunity for all of us to fight.
23:22Hey guys, what's up?
23:24I'm right here. And I'm feeling clear. I was trying central.
23:28Hold on, hold on, hold on.
23:30There we go.
23:31That's what I said.
23:32Like, that's a big tall bitch.
23:34What's up?
23:45What's up?
23:46What's up?
23:47What's up?
23:48Welcome to fucking boot camp, ladies.
23:51Y'all thought I was playing at the house, right?
23:53We're gonna see what y'all made of today, alright?
23:56Me and I playing no motherfucking days with y'all either.
23:59And while we're at it, today is elimination day.
24:02So, one of y'all bitches is not coming back to the house with us.
24:05So, just be prepared.
24:06Who going home?
24:07Cause hood, bitch night.
24:08Bitch.
24:09Y'all need to get in line.
24:11Y'all need to fall in line.
24:12And y'all need to do what the instructor says do.
24:14And Savannah, I want you to do it especially.
24:16Because like I said, you been-
24:17Savannah gotta do extra workouts.
24:19Y'all want you to-
24:20Oh, you need-
24:21I said my name.
24:22Savannah, do her job.
24:23You need some repeat to them bones.
24:24Savannah, she's acting like the tramp from Savannah, honestly, if you ask me.
24:29But you know what?
24:30By the end time this competition is over, she's gonna be in line.
24:33And me and her are gonna be able to kiki all the way to the river.
24:36You got on the Amazon body, bitch.
24:38Don't say nothing to me.
24:39Bitch, please.
24:40You put crack in your pussy, ho.
24:42Stop talking.
24:43Alright.
24:44I'm gonna split y'all up in the team.
24:46Ayo!
24:47This is my show right now.
24:48Shut up.
24:50The winners get y'all phones tonight.
24:52The losers, y'all don't.
24:57Everybody to the right of Barbie, y'all on teams.
25:03Everybody from Persuade Genova, y'all on the team.
25:07So I need all y'all to take five steps back and get in line.
25:12Y'all gonna bear crawl to the end.
25:14What?
25:15Bear crawl?
25:16What's all that?
25:17When y'all get to the end, I want ten push-ups, ten burpees.
25:20Bear crawl back to your next team member, and they gonna do it.
25:24Girl, he look over, he like, y'all finna bear crawl.
25:26I don't know what the fuck is that?
25:27Girl, bear crawl, bitch.
25:29I ain't shaped like no beard.
25:30What's that?
25:31Crawl like a beard?
25:32I don't know what all that is.
25:33Demonstrate.
25:34We don't know what that is.
25:35Bear crawl!
25:36Bear crawl!
25:37That's all it is.
25:42I need ten.
25:43Ten push-ups.
25:44Ten burpees.
25:45One person.
25:46Oh, y'all racing.
25:47Go!
25:48We racing?
25:49Oh, we gotta get up.
25:50I'm about to get silenced.
25:51That's not a bear crawl.
25:52Go back.
25:53I thought you were on another side.
25:56Y'all, everybody know what y'all doing, right?
25:58Yes, we're doing the bear crawl.
26:00Like this.
26:01Okay, let's order again.
26:03I mean, don't hear her anything.
26:05Lower.
26:06Lower.
26:07All four.
26:08Girl, you girls ought to be on them knees.
26:10Lower.
26:11Bitch, shut up.
26:12Bitch, shut up.
26:13For the last time.
26:14Come tell me, Lower.
26:15Let me do me, bitch.
26:16Come up to me.
26:17Shut up.
26:18Yo, chill out.
26:19I'm the host, and you're gonna respect me, and you're gonna get down on your knees and crawl.
26:22That's what you're gonna do.
26:23You're gonna get down on your knees and motherfucking crawl.
26:26All you bitches.
26:27All you bitches.
26:28I'm not going.
26:30I'm not going.
26:31Yo, I'm not doing that.
26:33So, we're doing elimination.
26:35So, whoever y'all do it, y'all look for elimination.
26:38Go on.
26:39Bro, that's fucked up.
26:40Like, that's fucked up.
26:42What y'all doing?
26:43Kenzie, Kenzie, Kenzie.
26:44Or should I say Pepper Ann?
26:46Kenzie, I'm telling you this directly, girl.
26:49Yeah, I'm saying that behind your back because I'm in front of this camera and there ain't nobody to my left and there ain't nobody to my right.
26:55You need to start acting like a lady.
26:58Take Steve Harvey's advice.
26:59Act like a lady and think like a man.
27:02And you still is a man.
27:04So, you need to rebuke that manliness and you need to tap into your feminine energy.
27:08And if you don't know how to do it, just go get my e-book, honey.
27:11It girl consults on one-on-one, honey.
27:13Click that link up in my bio.
27:15Cause you need to.
27:18Kenzie, I thought she was a veteran.
27:19You can't do it?
27:22Kenzie.
27:23Are y'all ready?
27:25Are y'all ready?
27:26Kenzie, are you not a veteran?
27:30I know all y'all want y'all phones back.
27:32So, what y'all going to do?
27:34Y'all going to keep talking or y'all going to do it?
27:36You told my mom I'm okay.
27:39I'm cheating, Barbie.
27:41I'm cheating.
27:44This is how I'm cheating.
27:45I'm in the line.
27:46I'm running straight.
27:47But I'm sitting like this.
27:48Y'all got me f***ing.
27:49Get ready.
27:50First group up.
27:51Go.
27:55Y'all are not even crawling.
27:59Ten burpees.
28:03Let's go.
28:04You got it.
28:05Let's go.
28:06We're following it.
28:07Let's go.
28:08Okay.
28:09Let's go.
28:10I ain't going to lie.
28:11The exercises was.
28:12That s*** a little fun to me.
28:14I ain't going to lie.
28:15I didn't give a f*** about it.
28:16It was just like, what?
28:17Little activities.
28:18Like, it was like working out.
28:19Like, I go to the gym.
28:20I have a nice body.
28:21So, like, I really don't really care about that stuff.
28:24But then bear claws.
28:25That was fun.
28:26You get what I'm saying?
28:27We had to split up in teens.
28:29And you know what?
28:30I kind of liked it.
28:31My teens.
28:32I kind of liked it that some of my girls was on the other side.
28:34And we was on this side.
28:35You get what I'm saying?
28:36It made it more fun.
28:37If you ask me.
29:02Go, go, go!
29:04Go, go, go!
29:06Go, go, go!
29:08Go, go, go!
29:10Come on!
29:12I did this for y'all.
29:14We got it!
29:16We got it!
29:18I'm out!
29:20Come on, President!
29:22Let's go, President!
29:24Come on, President!
29:26Come on, President!
29:28Come on, President!
29:30Come on, President!
29:32Come on, President!
29:34Come on, President!
29:40Come on, President de。
29:42Come on, President!
29:44Go then!
29:46Give me your pass!
29:48Give me your man!
29:5050 years old, go!
29:52Go!
29:54You got it!
29:56Give me your pass!
29:58Two in one!
29:59Two in one!
30:00Two.
30:01Yeah.
30:02There you go.
30:03Okay, so you ready to get?
30:05We're just gonna do it two in one.
30:07You ready to go?
30:08I don't have a bite.
30:10Go Fookie!
30:11What's up, sister?
30:12Let's go!
30:28What's up?
30:43What's up?
30:44YG!
30:45YG!
30:46Keep something up, YG!
30:47Woo!
30:48Let's go!
30:49Let's go!
30:50Let's go!
30:51Let's go, YG!
30:53Woo!
30:54Wow!
30:58We'll see you next time.
31:02Come on!
31:03YG, stop playing, girl!
31:14YG, come on!
31:17Come on, YG!
31:18Come on, y'all!
31:19Come on, y'all!
31:20You know what I'm saying?
31:21Come on!
31:24My instructor is putting me in the pathway to work.
31:27no shade we putting these bitches to work we making these bitches to like okay yes like
31:33we bringing them back to reality babe you was one
31:37you was one time man babe like no shade you said y'all wanna act like niggas we gonna treat you
31:48lies like niggas so get on your knees and crawl for me okay thank you this is way on to get your
31:59ass down and do that motherfucking push-ups bitch come on say you got this girl she don't got shit
32:04she got it girl but mow the oil in her motherfucking ass she got it that's all she got now bear crawl
32:11back off and hurry up about it before i get mad tonight y'all two gotta have a conversation
32:15because i'm here for slayana stupid ditzy bitch ah me and my girls was tearing them hoes up and then
32:22you have this fat funky bitch on the side talking about harder do this do that like bitch out of all
32:29of us you're the real bitch that need to be out here doing these workouts bitch you're hella big bitch
32:33your ankles are fucking crying out of them heels bitch like you was the bitch that really needed
32:38to be working out
32:39that was a lot to do what's the fuck let's go hurry y'all
32:50let's go hurry y'all
32:54let's go hurry put the puffs in
33:07put the puffs in that puff let's go
33:09put the puffs in that puff let's go
33:10put the puffs in that puff let's go
33:14you got this yeah
33:15you got this yeah
33:16she did do it
33:19yeah she did
33:21she did
33:22the puffs in our team huh
33:26come on guys
33:33As we're all doing the bear crawling, it gets to me, and y'all know my little chicken
33:50cutlets and everything, and all these other girls, yes, they got fake titties, but mine
33:54are fake, like, you know, little chicken cutlets, and as I'm bear crawling, I feel one of them
34:02fall out, and I'm like, oh shit, I did not secure my bra, like, why am I, first of all, just
34:07thought, why am I out here doing to feel any motherfucking ways, and my titty all out in
34:11this motherfucking grass, I fall and shit, it's like, it's a fucking mess, like, I fucking
34:14hate this, like, I really just want, I honestly was ready to crash down on every fucking body,
34:17like, I was really ready to just run up and hit the drill sergeant, because it was like,
34:21my titty fell out now, and everybody saw my titty fall out, like, I'm over it.
34:26I know the titty did not fall out.
34:29Wait, what?
34:30I personally don't care that, like, the girls, you know, they got their surgeries and stuff,
34:39because a lot of girls got their surgeries before, you know, they got right themselves,
34:43and me personally, I'm taking my transition slow, and as of right now, yes, I do have
34:49little chicken cutlets, but I'm not ashamed of it, my transition is different, just like
34:52everybody else, everybody has a unique path, and this is the path I want to go until I'm
34:56ready to buy myself some titties, because I'm not buying the titties to be fighting these
34:59motherfucking, um, a ring of things all damn day.
35:02I'm, I'm gonna get my titties when I'm settling down, I'm sitting down, I'm looking pretty.
35:07So, I'm not embarrassed, I don't really give a fuck that they got their titties,
35:11still ugly bitches, though.
35:14I'm crying.
35:18That's not a push-up.
35:19That's not a push-up.
35:20You got your titties all the time!
35:22I'm kidding!
35:23I'm not a titties!
35:24I'm not a titties!
35:26I'm not a titties!
35:28I'm not a titties!
35:30I'm not a titties!
35:32I'm not a titties!
35:34Get this in your way!
35:36We doing our beer calls, bitch?
35:38Why the fuck?
35:40I look over, I'm thinking one of the girls done tripping,
35:42some grass being thrown up in the air,
35:44I see Brea's titties sliding out!
35:46I'm like Brea!
35:48Stop looking at my bitch titties!
35:50No! Don't look at my bitch titties!
35:52They're about like, oh my god, her titties, her titties, her titties!
35:54I'm like, no, no, no, no!
35:56I got your sister, I go grab them titties.
35:58Your titties ain't for me.
36:00I grabbed them titties and I held them tight to me.
36:02You would've thought they was mine.
36:04I grabbed them titties, stop looking at her titties!
36:06Stop! Stop being creepy!
36:08They was looking at my bitch titties, but Brea, I had them nice and secure.
36:10My girl finished their goal,
36:12and girl, we got up in there.
36:16The titties got it, no shade.
36:18Jada, do that motherfucking push-ups, bitch!
36:22Come on, Jada.
36:24Bitch got her legs crossed.
36:26Come on, Jada.
36:28Jada, no waiter.
36:30Jada, no waiter.
36:32Alright, Trini, do your push-ups, girl.
36:34You dying.
36:36You dying, bitch.
36:38You dying, come on, bitch.
36:40Right over here, ho.
36:42Come on, Mikaela, bitch.
36:44Mikaela, let's go.
36:46Come on, baby.
36:48Mikaela, bear crawl.
36:50Show them what's up, baby.
36:52Shit.
36:54Hey.
36:55Hold on, it was uneasy.
36:56So we just training?
36:57No, it was uneasy.
36:58Okay.
36:59That's how you got them paramedics.
37:00It was uneasy.
37:01Hey, boy.
37:02It was uneasy.
37:03Did we win?
37:04I think...
37:05I know.
37:06They had one answer.
37:07Okay, well, that means no answer.
37:08Excuse me?
37:09No, no, no.
37:11That's not fair.
37:13That's not fair.
37:14So we don't get our phones?
37:15I'm still alive.
37:16Oh, no.
37:17Okay, who else did your best?
37:19Shake that motor oil, you bitch.
37:21Uh-huh.
37:22They like that there.
37:23You got heels on in the grass.
37:26You're trying too hard now, sweet cheeks.
37:30You're trying too hard now to prove it.
37:34But okay.
37:36You thought she was cute, and you thought bitches was about to listen to you?
37:40Telling us to do these masculine things, bitch, that you not even doing?
37:45Clock it.
37:47You think we finna do this masculine ass shit?
37:50Nah.
37:51No, we not, bitch.
37:53That's why I got up on your fat ass, bitch.
37:57On my soul.
37:58You're playing now, bitch.
38:00Now I'm really about to beat your ass.
38:02And, bitch, shake them ass, bitch.
38:05Because when I shake, you hear it, boo.
38:09You hear it, boo.
38:10You hear it, boo.
38:11Ass clap, titty shake.
38:12What up, bitch?
38:13You be shaking them pads.
38:15That's what you do.
38:16Shake them pads, bitch.
38:18You know what's up, huh?
38:20You know what's up, bitch.
38:22You know what's up.
38:23You know what's up.
38:24That motor oil, you have to drop it.
38:26Mind clap, dad.
38:27You're going to be dying soon from all that silicone.
38:29Mind clap.
38:30It's real shit.
38:31You're going to be dying from all that silicone.
38:32It's real shit.
38:33Your girls always had hard bodies.
38:34You know.
38:35Minds never know hard bodies.
38:36It's real shit.
38:37You want to go?
38:38It is.
38:39Order that motor oil, you bitch, please.
38:40You want to go?
38:41No, it's not.
38:42It's not the stuff you girls use.
38:43You're dying slow from all that silicone.
38:44It's not going to your head.
38:45No, baby.
38:46You're mad.
38:47You want to pass.
38:48You're crazy.
38:49And you still don't look better than me.
38:50And you still don't look better than me.
38:52Look at the mugs.
38:54With the boy nipple.
38:56I can't go one if I could.
38:58Stop showing that boy nipple's bitch.
38:59I have to just be in you.
38:59Who has to genere.
39:00Dog me with that big ass jack.
39:01Leave me the past bitch.
39:02Down into the car between that big ass jack.
39:04You need to go back in the back to you.
39:07Because that's what you need to do.
39:08Come out.
39:09Come out.
39:10Get密.
39:11Some skinny ass ass.
39:13Moikka podía via Takamara for oil.
39:17We're tired of these hoods.
39:18Ugly ass bitch.
39:19Fuckin' please.
39:21Over and vazaire daddy.
39:23yeah now okay y'all said it was unfair right no see she look like I'm even it
39:30all I'm even it up very very much America you pick who you want to go
39:36get Lonnie the line I'll get this white bitch no I'm sorry we're gonna go get this
39:40fight get my work oh we're not doing
39:45any bitch that what my hand is my stuff all right they wanted us to break the
39:52tie so let me tell y'all how they how they how they play this they said
39:56whatever team we ain't get they call me our team won but they the one did the
40:01peek in the scene so it's like how you give us one extra person on our team it
40:06able we win and say that we got to break the tie she over there so worried about
40:10me I Jelani that's who I want to break the tie with me break the tie bitch we
40:14ain't finna break no motherfucking tie ho the tiebreaker is a fight a royal rumble
40:18that's what we finna do that's what that is a fight that's what we finna do do you
40:22want to fight oh baby she's just new in her heart I don't know what lime she had
40:29snorted this day I don't know what liquor she had been drinking probably the liquor
40:34imply drench the weed
40:39Jeremy get out of the way
40:41come on come on come on
40:45come on get out get out of it get out of it
40:53get out of it get out of it
40:53Hi Ho!
40:55Hi.
40:56What's your seat?
40:57You're not a dog.
40:58You gotta get into the store.
40:59You do not put on for New York City at all.
41:00I always put on for New York.
41:01I really don't.
41:02You put on for the back but you haven't put on for New York City.
41:04You haven't given me dog material since you got here.
41:07So who's gonna get me out?
41:08My bitch, Aubrey.
41:09Pull Aubrey out please.
41:11Ready to go home?
41:13Ready to go home?
41:15Ready to go home?
41:16What's in your hand?
41:17What's in your hand?
41:18Bring her home.
41:19Bring her home.
41:19What's in your hand?
41:21Black.
41:22Black.
41:23Black.
41:24It's for New York City, girl.
41:25But watch my girl's face.
41:27Watch her face.
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