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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35You...
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:38Oops.
00:01:39Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:08Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heirs of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth $10 million. That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:27Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry, just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:38She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:49Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:56Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:01Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:10Okay, here we have our the skaters.
00:03:13The jocks.
00:03:19And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:32Oh.
00:03:41I wouldn't dare.
00:03:48I wouldn't dare.
00:03:50Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:03It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:25Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:32The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:37Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:42Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's a skater.
00:04:50He's a skater.
00:04:52Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:57I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah.
00:05:01You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Then I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:09He's just calling me.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Now for the important stuff.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you
00:05:21want to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:23It gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38Hang on.
00:05:39Oh, thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:53Are you the new girl?
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:16Oh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:18Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen, come on.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:22I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:30Yep.
00:06:31Kind of lame.
00:06:32Oh, clearly I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:53Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:04I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:11How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:16How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow, oh, my God.
00:07:29Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my context solution or something.
00:07:33Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yeah, where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Okay.
00:07:38Go, go.
00:07:49Oh, my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:52What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:07:59That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Oh, my God.
00:08:15Rose, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:26Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:31Rose?
00:08:35Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Jason, is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:55What do I do?
00:08:59How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:02I'm so sorry.
00:09:29I'm so sorry.
00:09:32I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Oh, my gosh!
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Excuse you much.
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:46I...
00:09:46How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:10:02What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But...
00:10:19I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:24Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:26Chasin' off-limits.
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:29Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:38You know what?
00:10:39With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:45You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:48That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53You know what they say, right?
00:11:03Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:11:07Ugh.
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:21You don't have money.
00:11:21We'll win.
00:11:23I promise we'll win.
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28It's crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:37Oh.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:42Gabby's a nerd, and Queen B's don't associate with nerds.
00:11:45Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:50Be there.
00:12:01It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen B is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1,500 SAT score.
00:12:20Just go.
00:12:21You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:26Wow.
00:12:27You're fitting in fast.
00:12:36That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:57Loopset.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would have paid to see that.
00:13:09Ah!
00:13:09Oh, my God.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:15No.
00:13:16Oh, God.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:24I am.
00:13:25If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:39Later.
00:13:40Yeah.
00:13:41I'll see ya.
00:13:42She's being nice.
00:13:43That's never a good sign.
00:13:48Oh, my God.
00:13:49Ew.
00:13:49Look at these losers.
00:13:51My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:54Private tutors.
00:13:55Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:02She told me so herself.
00:14:04Wow.
00:14:06You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I,
00:14:09we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:18Now watch what happens.
00:14:26Ew.
00:14:27Ew.
00:14:36Hey, Eric.
00:14:40Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:52What?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:01You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10What?
00:15:11You're Audrey freaking Wintersby.
00:15:15Wait, what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:24Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:34I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me take a thought.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:48Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it.
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:18I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:37It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:42And you have a butler?
00:16:44Yeah, okay, technically my parents do, but yeah, Norman likes me better, so I...
00:16:53Come on.
00:16:55Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely.
00:17:17And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:35So what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:40How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I can teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:55Yeah.
00:18:10She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Gabby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me!
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith,
00:18:51do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl
00:18:59in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes
00:19:22and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41Tell me this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no.
00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:57Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:10I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:31But the point being,
00:20:39Eric knows you didn't say anything.
00:20:41That it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:46So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:56Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent
00:21:29under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:37You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and
00:22:14Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:33You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:23:03Hey.
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:14I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:49Yeah.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:50I can't do it.
00:24:03I can't do it.
00:24:06Like this.
00:24:08Like that.
00:24:12You should join the tennis team.
00:24:29You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:35You bitch.
00:24:53You won't get away with this.
00:24:56Whoops.
00:24:57Looks like laundry day came early.
00:24:57Looks like laundry day came early.
00:24:58Whoops.
00:24:59Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:02Whoops.
00:25:03Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:04Whoops.
00:25:05Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:07Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:40Oh my God.
00:25:56Oh my God.
00:25:58Oh my God.
00:26:10What do you do?
00:26:13Rose Smith, why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Where's my clothes?
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now.
00:26:30Go.
00:26:31Get.
00:26:32Dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:46Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:08Huh.
00:27:09I don't even know what that means.
00:27:11He likes you.
00:27:12He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:20Oh, my God.
00:27:21There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:22Gross older guy?
00:27:23Even better.
00:27:24This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:25Ew.
00:27:26Ew.
00:27:27Ew.
00:27:28Ew.
00:27:29Ew.
00:27:30Ew.
00:27:31Ew.
00:27:32Ew.
00:27:33Ew.
00:27:34Ew.
00:27:35Ew.
00:27:36Ew.
00:27:37Ew.
00:27:38Ew.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:41Ew.
00:27:42Settle down.
00:27:43Settle down, everybody.
00:27:44Settle down. Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose. Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You're saying about me?
00:28:41Sorry, Eric. On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah. Okay, for sure.
00:29:04Boobie, I'm going to sit right here on my man's lap.
00:29:09So, seriously? There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone! I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:21And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:36So, are you going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not? I'll be going.
00:29:41Well, you can. I'll go.
00:29:52Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase,
00:29:55and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do. You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:51Oh, no.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:21Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare?
00:31:30Um, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:50What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:20What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your little ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:31What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chases me, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chase him.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I didn't.
00:33:43I thought that's...
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:46Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:34:01You're so beautiful.
00:34:10What the?
00:34:26What the?
00:34:40Wait, what?
00:35:00Rose has an old sugar, Dottie?
00:35:03Gross.
00:35:04What?
00:35:05It's true.
00:35:06I've seen you together.
00:35:08He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Hey?
00:35:29I know who that man is.
00:35:40He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:44Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:48That was a really fun day.
00:35:50Yeah.
00:35:51Shut up, they're lying.
00:35:55Eric?
00:35:56Yeah?
00:35:58Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:03Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:07Let's be more than friends.
00:36:09Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:11I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:12Hey, stop.
00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Here we go.
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:21What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:45Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Huh?
00:37:11I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:15Yeah.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No.
00:37:23Forget it.
00:37:24Forget everything.
00:37:25You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:28I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:30He's an asshole.
00:37:32But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:35Yeah.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37He was just kidding.
00:37:39Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:42Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:45Come on, just say yes.
00:37:49Okay.
00:37:50Okay.
00:37:51Okay.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:53Okay.
00:37:54Okay.
00:38:03Where I was early for my first real date.
00:38:06Hello?
00:38:07This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:11Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:13But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:19Mm.
00:38:207 PM.
00:38:21Oh.
00:38:22Okay.
00:38:23Thanks.
00:38:24Understand the assignment?
00:38:25Good.
00:38:26It is fine.
00:38:28churchesalas.
00:38:29Huang.
00:38:31Hello?
00:38:32How are you doing?
00:38:33Too many years old or old, do you learn more.
00:38:35They soap, how are you?
00:38:38Knowledge?
00:38:39Want your life?
00:38:40��.
00:38:41This is the only place you wilt.
00:38:43What makes me feel.
00:38:44Why am I feeling this?
00:38:45When you eat your vida?
00:38:46Why am I feeling this?
00:38:48You see nearly 40 miles away.
00:38:49Everything changed.
00:38:50therapy, how am I吗?
00:38:51Allemplar is canceled by me.
00:38:52That about me.
00:38:53Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been stood up.
00:39:22Hey, Rose.
00:39:22It's a small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:45Go ahead.
00:39:45I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:59She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:05What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:22But, um, look, there's something I've got to tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:37It's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:42What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
00:41:12You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:41That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:11What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:40Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:51They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Hey, virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:20That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:32Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:40Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:17Bitch fight.
00:44:18Bitch fight.
00:44:19Bitch fight.
00:44:20Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight.
00:44:23Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow.
00:44:29Ow, my foot.
00:44:29Oh, my God.
00:44:30I think she broke my foot.
00:44:33Bros.
00:44:35This school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:39Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:51I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:44:55Go.
00:45:07And?
00:45:07Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon?
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid idiotic dead-winter bitch!
00:45:32What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey.
00:45:41You were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:05I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified.
00:46:20Rose, you got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I try to-
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But-
00:46:33You and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:39That was so hot.
00:46:50That was so hot.
00:47:09I don't know.
00:47:34Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me.
00:48:07So you finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up to.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen, and I wanted you to like me for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:15Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:23You're so beautiful.
00:49:25I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:27I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:27I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:27I'm crazy about you.
00:49:29There is no place to feel like it's not because of you.
00:49:31I'm a crazy person to have you, too, too.
00:49:34I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:35No, it's going to be all.
00:49:35I don't know.
00:49:36Oh, my God.
00:49:36I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:37I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:38Oh, my God.
00:49:39Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:26You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:38Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53You're different when you're like this.
00:51:07You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:24I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin.
00:52:10I'm a virgin.
00:52:18I love you, Rose.
00:52:20I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:38I love you.
00:52:43I love you.
00:53:13I worked up an appetite.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:28No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:42What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:59Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:15So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:31Hey.
00:54:33How's Rose?
00:54:35Bummed.
00:54:37Bummed?
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:47Well...
00:54:49Maybe.
00:54:50Maybe.
00:54:51Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:56I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:54:57I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:54:58Yes, indeed. I am aware. But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun. Are we ready to leave?
00:55:06Hey, Gabby.
00:55:07Rose, get over here right away. Something's happened to chase him.
00:55:08Wait, what? What happened?
00:55:09Norman, we have to get to the school fast. Something's happened to chase him.
00:55:10Be quiet, básicamente.
00:55:12Okay.
00:55:13A quick moment.
00:55:14Okay.
00:55:19You've never seen her.
00:55:20Hey, I'll see you.
00:55:21I'm not going to come tomorrow.
00:55:22I'm not going to make a drink tonight.
00:55:23I'm not going to be a dream tonight, Norman.
00:55:24Yes, indeed. I am aware.
00:55:25But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:29Are we ready to leave?
00:55:31Hey, Gabby.
00:55:32Rose, get over here right away. Something's happened to chase him.
00:55:33Something happened to Jason.
00:55:45Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh my god.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really Osby Rose.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason, Jason, Jason!
00:56:17Hang on, hang on.
00:56:18She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:21Security!
00:56:24Security!
00:56:27No!
00:56:28Give it!
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:30Gabby.
00:56:33What the?
00:56:34No, everyone, turn it off!
00:56:35Turn off the videos!
00:56:36You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:56:38And Sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:40And she also stole Rose's clothes from the windows and she thought it was being violent.
00:56:41what the no everyone turn it off turn off the videos you see it was Sloan that was being
00:57:00violent that day not Rose and Sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together and she
00:57:06also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room security please escort Sloan to my office
00:57:14okay it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen first the prom king is
00:57:35chasing great
00:57:37and now the moments you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is
00:57:55Audrey Rose Winterspeed
00:57:57congratulations thank you hi I know how difficult your teenage years can be
00:58:27no matter who you are between school family social media or gossip bullies and mean girls this time can
00:58:39be exceptionally painful but for all the lows there are some amazing highs friends laughter basketball
00:58:51games and hot fudge sundaes I mean let's face it high school can be the best time of our lives but remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are because every single one of you is special and now I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage wait what
00:59:17I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff
00:59:35hey
00:59:39want to dance
00:59:49Hey, want to dance?
01:00:05Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:14All right, all right.
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing,
01:00:17but let's take a moment
01:00:19to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that
01:00:24Gabby has been awarded
01:00:27an academic scholarship.
01:00:34Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:47And that's the story of how one simple little heiress
01:00:57got a regular happily ever after.
01:01:01Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:01:02Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:01:03Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:01:04Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:01:05Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:01:06Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:01:07Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:01:08Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:01:09Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:01:10Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:01:11Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:01:12Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:01:13Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:01:14Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:01:15Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:01:16Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:01:17Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:01:18You
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