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00:00you are now watching now that's TV
00:30I have to go downstairs and tell that bitch just go ahead and give it to me
00:33cause I ain't finna keep doing what I listen to, for real n***a
00:36it's about to get active in 5, 4, 3, 2, PUNK!
00:42get that n***a
00:49b***h
00:51get out
00:55get out
00:56get out
00:58get out
01:03what's happening, what's happening, what's happening, what's happening, what's happening
01:11Karina, you can't even do nothing with Makayla but you want me
01:15I thought you dead in your s***, haha
01:17That hoe tried to call me out last night and thought she was eating and swinging me, bitch.
01:22Yeah, I got my cheap shot.
01:25Eat that, grocery.
01:27Bitch.
01:47Pretty bitch, all these hoes steady behaving, trying to copy my sauce cause I'm the baddest, no debating, beginner.
02:07I like it.
02:08You can have fun with your ass.
02:09What the hell?
02:14Let's go.
02:16This big bitch, Makayla, socked me to Mount Everest, bitch.
02:21I don't know where I went, but I wasn't on Earth, bitch.
02:22I was dazed, bitch.
02:23I didn't see my grandma, my great grandma, my dad, bitch.
02:26I didn't see any younger me when I was a baby, bitch.
02:28I went to a place I never been before.
02:30This bitch socked the living shit out of me.
02:33But at this point, Tavana already hit that bitch.
02:34I'm sorry to tell you, but I wasn't hitting that bitch back.
02:45Everybody's like, what the fuck is going on?
02:47What's going on?
02:48I was a loud-ass drill sergeant yelling at the top of his motherfucking lungs, talking about that we had to get ready, don't put on none of them lashes, don't put on none of that other cute shit, cause you not gonna need it, blah, blah, blah, blah.
03:07And I'm like, what's, what's gross, like, what's he talking about, like, what's going on?
03:12They gonna come off, ain't no need for no lashes.
03:15I told you, y'all wanna be pretty, y'all ain't gonna be pretty by the end.
03:19That'd be too big as fuck.
03:20I asked my homegirl, London, I asked that bitch what happened, and she's pissed off, sitting there talking about this bitch snuck me.
03:26And I'm like, damn, this bitch keep jumping and fights, and she keeps sneaking, like, that shit is really lame to me.
03:34Hey, you might wanna say that, you might wanna say that, you might wanna say that, you might wanna say that, you might wanna say that, you might wanna say that, you might wanna say that bitch.
03:41Sit the fuck down, we're not going home.
03:43Everybody's thinking, are you making a fuck with me?
03:48It's like the whole house was against me, like, literally, like, everybody, like, it was just a disaster.
03:54Fuck it up.
03:55Yo, have a seat.
03:57Have a seat.
03:58That's the Eric Titan.
03:59That's the Eric Titan, guys.
04:01He's just a-
04:03Listen up.
04:04I'm getting nasty like that.
04:05I'm getting nasty like that.
04:06Sit down.
04:07Nobody's drinking.
04:08Nobody's talking about fucking.
04:09Nobody's worrying about fucking anybody.
04:11You see when you're trying to do something.
04:12Save y'all motherfucking.
04:13Shut up.
04:14Nobody's worrying about nothing you talking about.
04:15You don't want anyone looking done.
04:17Acting.
04:18You're acting.
04:19By the time I get done, y'all ain't gonna wanna fight.
04:23Now shut the fuck up and let them say what they got to say.
04:26What the fuck?
04:27Laugh all you want.
04:28You ain't gonna be laughing by the time I'm done with you.
04:31We never do.
04:32Y'all always play with us.
04:33This ain't no game today.
04:34Oh, okay.
04:35Behind closed doors ever.
04:36Behind closed doors.
04:37Y'all play with us.
04:38Hey.
04:39This bitch is ugly.
04:40That bitch is ugly.
04:41Who's the horn?
04:42Yeah, it's bitch.
04:43Don't.
04:44Like the bitch.
04:45Look at you.
04:46Your face is sinking in your shit.
04:47And bitch, you ain't making mine, bitch.
04:48Bitch, look at you.
04:49You got a piranha juice.
04:50Fuck off.
04:51Fuck off.
04:52Bitch.
04:53I like animals and not like dogs.
04:55Y'all are gonna be working out to that.
04:57I don't know.
04:58I don't know.
04:59I don't know.
05:00I don't know.
05:01I don't know.
05:02I don't know.
05:03I don't know.
05:04I don't know.
05:05I don't know.
05:06I don't know.
05:07I don't know.
05:08I don't know.
05:09I don't know.
05:10I don't know.
05:11I don't know.
05:12I'm going to be working out today.
05:13Say that you bitches don't wanna act like dogs.
05:16I'm gonna treat you guys like G.I. Juggs.
05:18It's boot camp.
05:19Y'all.
05:20It's time to wipe off that makeup.
05:21It's time to take these wigs off.
05:22And it's time to turn out to the realness.
05:23Okay?
05:24I didn't think I knew.
05:25You need no wigs to make up.
05:27Dang.
05:28I don't know.
05:30Bitches, I'm tired of you.
05:31I don't know what they got.
05:33They had a house mom.
05:34A house mom supposed to be a woman.
05:36They had this punk.
05:37at this punt, a five foot four punt
05:41that was up in there acting like a sissy,
05:42what sissy's doing.
05:44And how they gonna give him control of us ladies.
05:48I don't know if he was trying to run us
05:50or what's he trying to run away.
05:52Babe, because the minute he started talking to us,
05:55we was like, cubs, what's up?
05:56I'll rip, we'll knock you.
05:59Mama started shaking every time she's seeing one of us, baby.
06:02He still was acting like a faggot.
06:05Bitch, I'm gonna beat you up and knock your ass down.
06:07I'm not gonna beat you up and knock your ass down.
06:08You need to have that energy with everybody else in the house.
06:11You got the wrong energy.
06:12You with your flames, you need to pipe ass down.
06:14You can sit down.
06:15Y'all shake the hell off.
06:16Oh, you?
06:17Oh, okay, hey.
06:19Sir? Ma'am?
06:20Sir, ma'am?
06:21I don't know what to call him.
06:23Lead by example, Savannah.
06:24You should lead by example, bitch.
06:27Y'all listen to us.
06:28She making it worse for you.
06:29Every time she say something, I'm gonna add more bullshit.
06:32Well, stop adding.
06:33I'm gonna break it.
06:36All right, and that's more stunts for you, too.
06:39Cool.
06:39That's more workout.
06:40Bitch, please.
06:41Y'all would want that out, right?
06:42Mm-hmm.
06:43Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:46Y'all came here to win a prize, and y'all came here to read the motherfucking rule.
06:50Let's do that.
06:51I can't beat up the wall.
06:52Let's be a dog acting like those.
06:54They didn't like that they had a Bush Queen as a house mother, so they start trying to fight
06:59my assistant, and I'm like, wait, hold on, Holiday.
07:04Hold on.
07:05Hold on, Holiday.
07:06Like, I'm like, nah.
07:09Now y'all trying to fight niggas.
07:11This is the reason why the world look at y'all as a you now.
07:14Everybody has to participate, because there will be eliminations right after.
07:19So, whoever falls behind will be eliminated.
07:23And that's it.
07:24That's all.
07:26Read the motherfucking rule.
07:28That's all I want y'all to do.
07:29And I want y'all to do it positively.
07:31You have got to calm down.
07:32You've been an animal since I got here.
07:34And you got all this built to...
07:36You've been an animal, yeah, bitch.
07:37I'm a baby.
07:38I ain't no animal.
07:39Well, you need to act like a lady.
07:40You need to act like a lady.
07:41That's our hoes.
07:42You're not our hoes.
07:43Acting the...
07:44I get that, sis.
07:45When I'm talking, he's not saying...
07:46He's not saying enough.
07:47The more y'all talk, the worse you're making it.
07:49The more you talk, the worse you're making it.
07:53Okay?
07:54I'm sitting here in the military.
07:55I don't give a fuck with you.
07:56Alright, we're going to find out.
07:57We're going to find out.
07:58We're going to find out.
07:59Y'all are doing walls and everything.
08:02I promise you.
08:03Alright.
08:04Squats on the wall, bitch.
08:06And sit there.
08:07Okay?
08:08Everybody that was on a sprint with me,
08:10y'all can come on and follow me.
08:12We're going to go hop on a bus.
08:14The rest of y'all, figure it out.
08:18If y'all on the first sprint, get the hell up.
08:20Let's go.
08:23Get in the line!
08:24There you go!
08:26If that wouldn't hit me, I'm fucking you off the work.
08:30Bitch toes is turning red and shit.
08:32Her tight-ass shoes, her cheap-ass sheen outfit.
08:34Bitch, you look like a fucking bum.
08:36Bitch, everything on you too motherfucking tight to be wearing.
08:38Go up in size, bitch.
08:40You look stuffed like a turkey, like a motherfucking pad you be wearing.
08:43So, I throw a water bottle at that bitch.
08:46And if it was just a centimeter or two to the motherfucking left,
08:50that nose probably would have been leaking again.
08:53This is what I did not sign up for.
08:55Right.
08:56To be stuffed like a motherfucking child.
08:58I just feel like this is for the now-ass TV OG.
09:02They let me just speak.
09:03Y'all see?
09:04Y'all see they put their now-ass TV OGs in a fucked-up ass predicament.
09:08This is what they want us to do.
09:09Joyce talked to us like we ain't shit.
09:11And can't do it.
09:12Fuck what's wrong with them.
09:13And we can't do nothing.
09:14And they want us to respect them, nigga.
09:15See?
09:16Bitch, Izzy was the first OGs on the network.
09:19Stop playing with me.
09:20Your fans know it.
09:21We built now-ass TV.
09:22Fuck is y'all talking about?
09:23I'm already on this show.
09:25And I told my CEO.
09:27Like, bitch.
09:28I need my faith with Joyce.
09:30And y'all got this bitch PC'd up.
09:33Y'all don't want to listen to me?
09:35Everybody get on your face and give me ten right now.
09:38Get on y'all face and give me ten right now.
09:41Immediately we go outside and he is drop down to give me 50 or you going home, bitch.
09:45I'm like, wait, hold on.
09:46It was cute.
09:47It was fun.
09:48But hold on.
09:49We bitch.
09:50Who you call bitch?
09:51What's going on here?
09:52Like, how did we get here?
09:53It's a lot.
09:54She's doing it for the girls.
09:55No, she's not.
09:56No, she's not.
09:57She's doing it for herself.
09:58And guess what?
09:59The people that actually participate...
10:00And then it's wet on the floor.
10:05For real.
10:06That's all I got about me.
10:07I wasn't trying to get my ass no extra layups and no pushups, bitch.
10:10I don't know about the other girls.
10:11But he had did a couple more yells and said we was finna be doing jumping jacks and shit.
10:14And that's all he had to tell me.
10:15I'm like, let me not make it worse.
10:17That's all I got.
10:18That's all I got.
10:19Go ahead and see you.
10:20Yup.
10:21Yup.
10:22One.
10:23Give us up.
10:24Two.
10:25Yup.
10:26If you don't want to do this, then you go home.
10:27I can get eliminated right now.
10:28I can get eliminated right now.
10:29I can get eliminated.
10:30Okay.
10:31All right.
10:32Push up positions.
10:33I'll hold it for 20 seconds.
10:34I can't do it on my hands.
10:35I can't do it on my hands.
10:36That's all good.
10:37I can't do it on my hands.
10:38All right.
10:39Give me 10 pushups.
10:40I'll sit up there.
10:41Okay.
10:42Give me something.
10:43Okay.
10:44Well, it ain't going to be pushing.
10:45The girls are all complaining and stuff.
10:46I'm like, bitch, making it hard.
10:47Bitch, let's just get this shit over with.
10:48He is crazy.
10:49Bitch, he is losing it.
10:50Girl, why?
10:51All right.
10:52What you doing?
10:53Why?
10:54All right, dude.
10:55I want to do this.
10:56Why?
10:57You can give me a 20 second point.
10:58Come on.
10:59What's that?
11:00That's like you.
11:01Bitch, I don't go to no gym.
11:02Is this not Dollhouse?
11:03Why do we have a drill sergeant?
11:05Like, what?
11:07I don't like him at all.
11:09Like, he's talking reckless.
11:11He's talking about doing all this exercise and stuff.
11:13And the only exercise I do is to the fridge and to the couch.
11:17Like, I don't do all this crazy ass, like, manly ass exercise shit.
11:21So, I hate any, like, you yelling in our faces and shit.
11:25Like, do you just see us as, like, a bunch of niggas or something?
11:28Can I do the plane?
11:29I'm 20 seconds.
11:30Let's go, y'all.
11:31What's the plane?
11:32What's the plane?
11:33She been to show you.
11:34It's like this.
11:35It's like this.
11:36You don't go down.
11:37You go.
11:3820 seconds.
11:39Let's go.
11:40Y'all wasting my time.
11:41What's the plane?
11:42All right, so she going to fuck y'all up even more.
11:44Ow!
11:50Now get up and get on the fucking sprint.
11:51Let's go.
11:52Okay, so you dragging it now.
11:53Like, you dragging it.
11:54That was the 20 seconds.
11:56That was the 20 seconds.
11:57That was the 20 seconds.
11:58That was the 20 seconds.
11:59Like, if you don't do no push-ups, you going home.
12:01Immediately, I dropped down, baby.
12:02Hold on.
12:03I'm here.
12:04I'm staying.
12:05I'm not going nowhere.
12:06I'm going to do the push-ups.
12:07I'm going to shut up.
12:08I shut my fat ass up and I did a push-up.
12:09I did 10 of them bitches, too.
12:11So, he was out of control.
12:13But, you know, after talking to the production on the side, and they let me know, basically,
12:17you know, it's just a challenge.
12:19At the end of the day, he's just doing his job.
12:21And don't really take it to heart.
12:2310 push-ups right now.
12:2410 push-ups right now.
12:2510 push-ups.
12:2610 push-ups.
12:2710 push-ups.
12:2810 push-ups.
12:29Call time.
12:30Chill time.
12:31Call time.
12:32Boom, boom, boom.
12:33You bitches, get up.
12:34Get on your knees.
12:35A 10-up.
12:36Push-up.
12:37Get on your knees.
12:38Push-up.
12:39Bend over.
12:40Swing around.
12:41Go up.
12:42I know you.
12:43He told us to do, I think, 10 jumping jacks or 10 push-ups.
12:47Baby, Pookie and Persuasion sit there like, we ain't doing shit.
12:50Who you talking to?
12:51Y'all, one team, one fight.
12:53Push-ups right now.
12:59Yo, I need, I need to be real life.
13:02I need 10 push-ups.
13:03Y'all a team.
13:04Y'all a team.
13:05Y'all a team.
13:06Y'all a team.
13:07This is because I was doing push-ups, bitch.
13:08If you know me, I don't have no upper body strength, bitch.
13:10I take my spurno, bitch.
13:12My blockers, bitch.
13:13This body is soft.
13:15I couldn't do a push-up to save my motherfucking lives.
13:17Think I was doing push-ups.
13:19These bitches is doing girl push-ups.
13:20I didn't even think to do that because I'm up here like, I know I can't do no push-up, bitch.
13:24So I really didn't care.
13:25Hey, yo.
13:27Nobody get up and stop pushing to these two, give me my 10.
13:35Keep pushing to that, give me my 10.
13:37Y'all want to act like wild-ass animals.
13:39I was like, first of all, bitch, do I look like a wild-ass animal?
13:42No.
13:43The fuck?
13:44But I sure did get down and do them push-ups because I arched that ass up and I tooted it
13:48up and I did them little cute little cunt push-ups.
13:51I said, ah, ah, ah.
13:54But yeah.
13:55No, I don't work out.
13:56I lay on the table.
13:57Look at me.
13:58The fuck?
14:02Okay, y'all going to keep pushing to these three, give me my 10.
14:05I did my 10.
14:06So you not going to drive?
14:07But they not done.
14:08I did my 10.
14:09Keep pushing.
14:10The drill sergeant comes in and he's very disrespectful.
14:13He tried to tell me, get on the floor and do some push-ups and I said, hell the fuck no.
14:17Me and my girlfriend Pookie, we wasn't feeling that.
14:19We wasn't jumping on no motherfucking ground and motherfucking getting on the floor and doing
14:23no push-ups.
14:24Bitch, we're dogs.
14:25We ain't peasants.
14:26Are you okay?
14:27And we not playboys.
14:28This is not how that work over here.
14:29I'm sorry.
14:30Go play with somebody else.
14:31So he like, oh, the more of these two bitches don't get up and do they push-ups, the more
14:36y'all going to do.
14:37Well, then one of these bitches just going to have to get off this floor and feel some
14:41type of way.
14:42Because I'm not getting on this floor.
14:43I don't give a fuck.
14:44What the fuck you talking about?
14:45Bitch, it is what it is.
14:46We not getting on this floor.
14:47And we meant that.
14:48And we didn't get on that floor.
14:50Y'all might want to tell them to fall in line.
14:52I don't need it.
14:53I don't need it.
14:54Hey.
14:55All right.
14:56I need all y'all that did the push-ups in place until they give me my 10 push-ups.
15:03Doing what?
15:04Nigga, not me.
15:05I didn't even just the fair production rule.
15:06I just played.
15:07We're the other bitches that you need to control.
15:08They already did that shit.
15:09That's why they on the Sprinter now.
15:10They got fucked up outside.
15:11I'm telling you now.
15:12They did push-ups and sit-ups outside.
15:13I'm not sit-ups.
15:14I'm not sit-ups.
15:15They come out.
15:16I'm not sit-ups.
15:17I'm not sit-ups.
15:18I'm not sit-ups.
15:19I'm not sit-ups.
15:20I'm not sit-ups.
15:21I'm not sit-ups.
15:22I'm not sit-ups.
15:23I'm not sit-ups.
15:24I'm not sit-ups.
15:25They come out.
15:26We got a drill sergeant now listening.
15:28We about to do some workouts.
15:30Bitch, I don't even work out at home.
15:32Y'all hoes not finna put me on my motherfucking scale and all that.
15:35Move.
15:36So, if y'all want to go.
15:39Okay.
15:40We're not doing that.
15:41I tell you.
15:42We're not.
15:43Okay, so y'all going to be eliminated.
15:44We're really dogs.
15:45We're not doing that.
15:46So y'all going to be eliminated.
15:47We're not.
15:48We're not going to be eliminated.
15:49Okay.
15:50We're not going nowhere.
15:51So y'all two going to be up for elimination.
15:52The fuck?
15:53I beat my team.
15:54We did not disrespect nobody to have to do push-ups.
15:57We sat here and shut the fuck up when they just screamed at everybody.
16:00So I'm not finna do no fucking push-ups behind some shit that these hoes just was doing.
16:03Yo.
16:04Fuck out of here.
16:05So everybody that did y'all 10, line up in front of me.
16:08If y'all did y'all push-ups, line up in front of me.
16:11I being weird.
16:12We was shut.
16:13Was we saying anything when everybody was screaming?
16:15No.
16:16We shut the fuck up.
16:17Right.
16:18We was quiet.
16:19We shut up.
16:20So why are we even talking to you?
16:21Ayo, Kenzie.
16:22You driving?
16:23Kenzie, I mean.
16:24Which van we on?
16:25Come with me.
16:26Come on.
16:27Come on.
16:28Ayo, why they out?
16:31Because they're going to help.
16:34Man, nigga, don't get beside yourself talking to me, bitch.
16:38Come on.
16:39So y'all ready to do the 10 or not?
16:40Hold on, Isaiah.
16:41No.
16:42Kenzie, can you give me 10 with the rest on?
16:44The rest on gave me 10 push-ups.
16:45Can you give me 10?
16:47Give me 10.
16:48Let me get 10.
16:49I'm not.
16:50Let me get 10.
16:51Right now?
16:52Yo.
16:53Kenzie.
16:56A lot of y'all are complaining and stuff like that.
16:58At the end of the day, there's a grandpa at the end of the season.
17:01So may the baddest bitch win and the baddest doll win.
17:05At the end of the day.
17:06Dukes.
17:07I'm not playing five dudes.
17:08Five dudes is crazy.
17:09I'm going to be behind me.
17:10I didn't even know.
17:11If I was prepared, I wouldn't put my lashes on, bitch.
17:12Trini and Barbie is my best friend.
17:13And I'm not going to let none of you little bitches play with her.
17:14I may be the host, but the backstory between me and Trini Barbie is we transitioned together.
17:30We live together.
17:31We done did it all together.
17:33So why would I let you guys, why would I let you little dumb ass bitches play my best friend?
17:39No.
17:40I'm cool.
17:41But in the same breath, y'all not going to just violate.
17:44Because at the end of the day, bitch, we're both fat.
17:46Bitch, we know our brains and we know where we came from.
17:49So y'all not going to play like y'all dumb and delusional.
17:52And y'all don't know what's going on.
17:54I don't know if I can word Kendi, but girl, I'm going to get in there for Trini because
17:59Trini is small.
18:00I'll work her.
18:01All of them bitches, I could bitch.
18:02I'm arguing with Shia in London.
18:03All of them.
18:04Sorry.
18:05I'm like, bitch, when did I even talk to y'all bitches?
18:06They ain't my life.
18:07Trini, because Trini is small.
18:08It's the Trini show.
18:09I don't know what Kendi issue is she trying to put down.
18:14No, it wasn't no bitch.
18:15I never, I ain't even know we had.
18:16Her and Barbie was solid.
18:18Yeah, Barbie was like, oh yeah, everybody else going to have to.
18:20But they're taking advantage that you're small.
18:22I'm small.
18:23That's what it is.
18:24It's a fall of the leader.
18:25I know.
18:26And that's why I got you.
18:27So I need you guys to respect the security and production.
18:31Trini Barbie, I want a back set.
18:33Trini Barbie.
18:34Yeah, it's Trini Barbie.
18:35Trini Barbie.
18:36Trini or Trini?
18:37Trini.
18:38Trini Barbie.
18:39Yeah, I'm fine.
18:42Them barbies.
18:43Of course.
18:44They have shit bigger.
18:45No, it's just like, it's just like.
18:47Bitches are shaped like stick figures.
18:49Y'all don't shape straight up and down with two circles on y'all fucking checks.
18:52Bitch.
18:53Y'all need to get that shit together and get the fuck up out of here.
18:56First of all, y'all need to focus on y'all transition before y'all try to come to a dog show and present y'all themselves.
19:00Because you bitches are very much self-unpresentable.
19:02Niggas.
19:03Big face.
19:04Big face.
19:05The fuck?
19:06Bitch.
19:07The top, to me, so far where I see the top, like, the big dogs ever here since the persuasion
19:11is about a, uh, Jelani, Pookie, uh, Makayla.
19:14Because Makayla is, y'all all is just giving hardcore fucks.
19:17It don't matter.
19:18She, I don't play.
19:19But it's like, Makayla not fighting.
19:20All she doing is trying to swing.
19:21She's not punching though.
19:22She hit me one time with one hand, but I said, she's a grab, a puller, a slinger.
19:23No, fight me, bitch.
19:24I'm mauled out.
19:25Bitch, I've been trained for 50 years.
19:26I ain't no muscle man, boo.
19:27What did you talk about?
19:28I don't want to fight.
19:29I don't want to fight.
19:30I don't want to fight.
19:31I don't want to fight.
19:32I don't want to fight.
19:33I don't know what these hoes talking about a motherfucking house mother.
19:34First of all, ain't no punk coming here being no house mother.
19:35Get your bitch ass up out of here.
19:36This dollhouse, not actually.
19:37This dollhouse, and I'm sick of bitch.
19:38This dollhouse, and I'm sick of bitches trying to have protection and all that.
19:54Get these punk to keep trying to fight these girls.
19:57Bitch.
19:58Stop trying to get these niggas to fight these girls.
20:00I don't like that.
20:01Fight your own battle.
20:02If you're big and bad, and you're the hoes, bitch, and you can pop it, then fight about
20:07it, bitch.
20:08I gave you your name.
20:09You wouldn't be in the spot if I had to move.
20:11I stopped.
20:12I kept going.
20:13I'm not a crash out.
20:15She'd get her face broke.
20:16She'd get her nose broke.
20:18She'd fight niggas.
20:19She'd fight bitches.
20:20I got respect.
20:21I have morals.
20:22They don't want that.
20:23Okay?
20:24I can't say that because you're saying she can't give me no work.
20:27I'm just as white, bro.
20:28I'm funny.
20:29I beat that bitch.
20:30That bitch never gave me no work, though.
20:31I'm Barbie.
20:32Y'all hear Barbie.
20:33Y'all knew Barbie, right?
20:34I'm like, I'm still big.
20:35I'm still big.
20:36I'm still big.
20:37With the bitch on the platform online.
20:38I'm still big.
20:39Why we still big?
20:40She didn't stop nothing this way.
20:41I promise you.
20:42I was the first trans host.
20:43Remember that.
20:44She didn't stop me.
20:45That bitch is going home tonight.
20:46She didn't stop shit this way.
20:47We're going home tonight.
20:48We're packing bitches out tonight.
20:49I'm kicking this shit tonight.
20:50Star house motherfucking season one.
20:51And we're here this motherfucker.
20:53Star house.
20:54Star house.
20:55Star house.
20:56Star house.
20:57Star house.
20:58Star house.
20:59Star house.
21:00And we're here this motherfucker.
21:01Star house.
21:02Star house.
21:03Star house.
21:04Star house.
21:05Star house.
21:06Star house.
21:07Star house.
21:08Star house.
21:09Star house.
21:11Star house.
21:12Now that's PB, season one, beat bitches.
21:14Bomb bitches.
21:15Bitches that looking good.
21:17Girl cocking, they can't get that quaint.
21:18And we're over here, Steven and y'all.
21:20Bitches that looking good, girl cocking like you getting it quaint.
21:23And we over here to see bitchin' and y'all.
21:25Bitches that get it, get it.
21:27Bitches that get it, get it.
21:29In the words of Joyce, three bitches going home tonight.
21:34I just gotta say it's like...
21:37Shit finna get real raw and nasty.
21:40And uncut, bitch.
21:42Now that's TV.
21:44Shit finna get real raw and nasty.
21:47Everything that you see on TV ain't TV.
21:49Real raw.
21:50What'd you say?
21:51What'd you say?
21:53Real raw.
21:54Always keepin' real raw at the dollhouse on that STV.
21:57At the dollhouse.
21:59We at the motherfuckin' dollhouse.
22:01Bitch, you shut the fuck up.
22:03No shade.
22:05I gotta check up on my girl.
22:07Joy shut up.
22:09Why are you at the park in here?
22:11Because I'm not, girl.
22:13Why you haven't got yourself together since you been here?
22:15Why you got yourself together since you been here?
22:19Bye, Cory.
22:23There's a couple of y'all shit, bitch.
22:25You're drowned.
22:26You're drowned.
22:27Y'all don't come over here again, Peppa Pig.
22:29Y'all feet are gonna be drowned after you think about that here.
22:31So we arrive.
22:32We get to this big-ass field.
22:34And we line the fuck up.
22:37Got the little drone shit on us and shit.
22:39I'm like, oh shit, this is real weird on TV.
22:41Bitch.
22:42Hold on, baby.
22:43We ended up at this big gigantic-ass park and all I saw was grass and an empty pool.
23:09I'm like, okay, I think we're finna rumble.
23:12Because that's what this fucking grass is giving.
23:14It's not giving workout.
23:16It's not giving play football.
23:18It's not giving play no sports.
23:19It's giving this opportunity for all of us to fight.
23:22Hey guys, what's up?
23:24I'm right here.
23:25And I'm feeling clear.
23:26I was trying central.
23:28Hold on, hold on, hold on.
23:30There we go.
23:31That's what I said.
23:32Like, that's a big tall bitch.
23:33Where's the other one?
23:45Where's the other one?
23:46Where's the other one?
23:48Welcome to fucking boot camp, ladies.
23:51Y'all thought I was playing at the house, right?
23:53We're gonna see what y'all made of today, all right?
23:56Me and I playing no motherfucking days with y'all either.
23:59And while we're at it, today is elimination day.
24:02So one of y'all bitches is not coming back to the house with us.
24:05So just be prepared.
24:06Who going home?
24:07Cause hood fish night.
24:08Bitch.
24:09Y'all need to get in line.
24:10Y'all need to fall in line.
24:11And y'all need to do what the instructor says do.
24:14And Savannah, I want you to do it especially.
24:16Because like I said, you've been-
24:17Savannah got to do extra workouts.
24:19Y'all want you in my name.
24:20That's in my name.
24:21Savannah.
24:22Savannah.
24:23She's acting like the tramp from Savannah, honestly, if you ask me.
24:29But you know what?
24:30By the end time this competition is over, she's gonna be in line.
24:33And me and her are gonna be able to kiki all the way to the river.
24:36You got on the Amazon body, bitch.
24:38Don't say nothing to me.
24:39Bitch, please.
24:40You put crack in your pussy, ho.
24:42Stop talking.
24:43All right.
24:44I'm gonna split y'all up in the team.
24:45We do Tina.
24:46Hey, yo.
24:47This is my show right now.
24:48Shut up.
24:50The winners get y'all phones tonight.
24:52The losers, y'all don't.
24:57Everybody to the right of Barbie, y'all on teams.
25:03Everybody from Persuade Jenova, y'all on the team.
25:07So I need all y'all to take five steps back and get in line.
25:12Y'all gonna bear crawl to the end.
25:14Bear crawl?
25:15What's all that?
25:16When y'all get to the end, I want ten push-ups, ten burpees.
25:20Bear crawl back to your next team member and they gonna do it.
25:24Girl, he look over, he like, y'all finna bear crawl.
25:26I'm like, what the fuck is that?
25:27Girl, bear crawl, bitch.
25:28I ain't shaped like no beer.
25:30What's that?
25:31Crawl like a bear?
25:32I don't know what all that is.
25:33Demonstrate.
25:34We don't know what that is.
25:35Bear crawl.
25:36Bear crawl.
25:37Well, uh.
25:41That's all it is.
25:42I need ten.
25:43Ten push-ups.
25:44Ten burpees.
25:45One burpees.
25:46One burpees.
25:47One burpees.
25:48One burpees.
25:49Go.
25:50We raised it.
25:51We gotta get up.
25:52I'm about to get silent.
25:53That's not a bear crawl.
25:54Go back.
25:56Y'all, everybody know what y'all doing, right?
25:58Yes.
25:59We're doing the bear crawl.
26:00Like this.
26:01Okay.
26:02Let's order again.
26:03We don't hear anything.
26:06Lower.
26:07Ten.
26:08All four.
26:09Girl, you girls ought to be on a meeting.
26:10Bitch, shut up.
26:11Hey.
26:12Bitch, shut up.
26:13I'm the host.
26:14And you're gonna respect me.
26:15And you're gonna get down on your knees and crawl.
26:16That's what you're gonna do.
26:17You're gonna get down on your knees and crawl.
26:18You're gonna get down on your knees and crawl.
26:20All you bitches.
26:22All you bitches.
26:23All you bitches.
26:24I'm not going.
26:25I'm not going.
26:26Yo.
26:27I'm not going.
26:28I'm not doing that.
26:29So, we're doing elimination.
26:30So, whoever don't do it, y'all look for elimination.
26:31Go on, I'ma shut up.
26:32That's fucked up.
26:33Like that's fucked up.
26:34What y'all doing?
26:35So whoever y'all do it, y'all look for elimination.
26:38Go on now.
26:39That's fucked up.
26:40Like, that's fucked up.
26:42What y'all doing?
26:43Kenzie, Kenzie, Kenzie.
26:44Or should I say Pepper Ann?
26:46Kenzie, I'm telling you this directly, girl.
26:49Yeah, I'm saying that behind your bed because I'm in front of this camera and there ain't nobody to my left and there ain't nobody to my right.
26:55You need to start acting like a lady.
26:58Take Steve Harvey's advice.
26:59Act like a lady and think like a man.
27:02And you still is a man.
27:04So you need to rebuke that manliness and you need to tap into your feminine energy.
27:08And if you don't know how to do it, just go get my ebook, honey.
27:11It girl consults on one on one, honey.
27:13Click that link up in my bio.
27:15Because you need to.
27:17Kenzie, I thought she was a veteran. You can't do it?
27:21Kenzie.
27:22Are y'all ready?
27:24Yo, this is really a...
27:25Are y'all ready?
27:26Kenzie, are you not a veteran?
27:29I know all y'all want y'all phones back, so...
27:32Argue answer.
27:33What y'all going to do?
27:34Y'all going to keep talking or y'all going to do it?
27:36What's my mom?
27:37You just told my mom I'm okay.
27:39I'm cheating, Barbie.
27:40I'm cheating.
27:41I'm cheating.
27:42I'm cheating.
27:43I'm cheating.
27:44I'm cheating.
27:45I'm in the line.
27:46I'm running straight, but I'm sitting like this.
27:47Y'all got me f***ing.
27:48Get ready.
27:49First group up.
27:50Go.
27:51Go.
27:52Go.
27:53Go.
27:54Go.
27:55Y'all are not even crawling.
27:58What?
27:59Ten burpees.
28:00Oh.
28:01We're going.
28:02Okay.
28:03Let's go.
28:04You got it.
28:05Let's go.
28:06We're following it.
28:07Let's go.
28:08Okay.
28:09Let's go.
28:10I ain't gonna lie.
28:11The exercises was...
28:12That s*** a little fun to me.
28:14I ain't gonna lie.
28:15I didn't give a f*** about it.
28:16It was just like, what?
28:17Little activities.
28:18Like, it was like working out.
28:19Like, I go to the gym.
28:20I have a nice body.
28:21So, like, I really don't really care about that stuff.
28:24But then bear claws.
28:25That was fun.
28:26You get what I'm saying?
28:27We had to split up in teens.
28:29And you know what?
28:30I kind of liked it, my teens.
28:31I kind of liked it that some of my girls was on the other side.
28:34And we was on this side.
28:35You get what I'm saying?
28:36It made it more fun.
28:37If you ask me.
28:38Let's go.
28:39Let's go.
28:40Let's go.
28:41Let's go.
28:42Let's go.
28:43Let's go.
28:44Let's go.
28:45Let's go.
28:46Let the gym start.
28:48Let's go.
28:49Let's go.
28:50Let's go.
28:51Let's go.
28:52Let's go.
28:53Let's go.
28:54Let's go.
28:56Come on.
28:57Go, come on.
28:58Let's go.
28:59Get it.
29:00fifty.
29:01Go, go, go.
29:02Good, poops.
29:03Go, go, go, go.
29:04I did this for y'all.
29:05Let's go.
29:06Go, go, go, go.
29:07Go, go, go.
29:08Oh, man.
29:09Come on.
29:10You got that effort, the man.
29:11Come on.
29:12I did this for y'all.
29:14We got it!
29:15I'm out!
29:17I'm out!
29:20Come on, Swain!
29:22Let's go, Swain!
29:23Let's go!
29:24Come on, Swain!
29:26Come on, Swain!
29:28Come on, Swain!
29:30We're going home!
29:32Come on, Swain!
29:34Swain!
29:36Swain! Let's go!
29:38Woo!
29:40Come on, Swain! You got this!
29:41I'm going to be running my ball.
29:43Fuck!
29:47Get that beat. Get that beat.
29:49Yeah!
29:51Get that beat.
29:53Go, fuck it!
29:55Yeah! Yeah!
29:57Yeah! Two and one!
29:59Two and one!
30:01Yeah, there you go.
30:03Okay, so you about to get?
30:05We're just gonna do it two and one.
30:07You ready? How?
30:09Go!
30:11Go, Pookie!
30:12Go, Pookie!
30:14Go, Pookie!
30:39YG, YG, don't do that, YG.
30:46YG, stop playing, girl.
30:51YG, stop playing, girl.
30:56YG, stop playing, girl.
31:11YG, come on.
31:16Come on, YG.
31:18Come on, y'all.
31:24My instructor is putting these pathways to work.
31:28No shade.
31:29We putting these bitches to work,
31:30we making these bitches to like,
31:32okay, you guys, like,
31:34we bringing them back to reality, babe.
31:36You was once a man, babe, like, no shade.
31:45You said y'all wanna act like niggas?
31:47We gonna treat you guys like niggas.
31:51So, get on your knees and crawl for me.
31:54Okay, thank you.
31:58This is cool.
31:59Slayana, get your ass down
32:00and do the motherfucking push-ups, bitch.
32:02Come on, Slayana, you got this girl.
32:03She don't got shit.
32:05She got it, girl.
32:06But mow the oil in her motherfucking ass.
32:07She got it, that's all she got.
32:10Now, bear crawl back off and hurry up about it
32:12before I get mad.
32:14Tonight, y'all two gotta have a conversation
32:16because I'm here for Slayana.
32:17Stupid Dixie, bitch.
32:20Me and my girls was tearing them hoes up
32:22and then you have this fat, funky bitch on the side
32:25talking about harder, do this, do that.
32:28Like, bitch, out of all of us,
32:29you're the real bitch that need to be out here
32:31doing these workouts.
32:32Bitch, you're hella big.
32:33Bitch, your ankles are fucking crying
32:35out of them heels, bitch.
32:36Like, you was the bitch that really needed
32:38to be working out.
32:40That was a lot of pain.
32:44Let's go.
32:48Let's go, Ari, y'all!
32:50I'll do this to you.
32:53I need this to get back.
32:54Yeah!
32:55Come on.
32:57Let's go.
32:57I'll get out of here.
33:00I'm dying.
33:01Let's go, Ari, put the puck in that puck.
33:06Let's go Ari, put the pump in the top.
33:09Put the pump in that top, let's go.
33:12You got this, yeah.
33:15She did do our first job.
33:17Yeah, she did.
33:18She did do our first job.
33:20She did.
33:21She did.
33:22She did.
33:23She did.
33:24She did.
33:25She did.
33:26She did.
33:27I'm done.
33:28I'm done.
33:29I'm done.
33:30I'm done.
33:31I'm done.
33:32I'm done.
33:36You know, not enough.
33:41OMG.
33:42As we're all doing the bear crawling, it gets to me.
33:47And y'all know my little chicken cutlets and everything.
33:50And all these other girls, yes, they got fake titties.
33:53But mine are fake.
33:54Like, you know, little chicken cutlets, the chickского shit.
33:58And as I'm bear crawling, I feel one of them fall out.
34:01And I'm like, oh, shit, I did not secure my bra.
34:04shit i did not secure my bra like why am i first of all just why am i out here doing to feel any
34:09motherfucking ways my titty all out in this motherfucking grass i fall and shit it's like
34:13it's a fucking mess like i fucking hate this like i really just want i honestly was ready to crash
34:16out on every fucking body like i was really ready to just run up and hit the drill sergeant because
34:20it was like my titty fell out now and everybody saw my titty fall out like i'm over it i know the
34:27titty did not fall out wait what i personally don't care that like the girls you know they
34:38got their surgeries and stuff because a lot of girls got their surgeries before you know they
34:42got right themselves and me personally i'm taking my transition slow and as of right now yes i do
34:48have a little chicken cutlass but i'm not ashamed of it i'm my transition is different just like
34:52everybody else everybody has a unique path and this is the path i want to go until i'm ready
34:56to buy myself some titties because i'm not buying the titties to be fighting these motherfucking
35:00orangutans all damn day i'm i'm gonna get my titties when i'm settling down i'm sitting down i'm looking
35:06pretty so i'm not embarrassed i don't really give a fuck that they got their titties still ugly
35:12bitches though i'm crying
35:36we doing our beer calls bitch why the
35:38fuck i look over i'm thinking one of the girls done tripping some grass being thrown up in the
35:43ear i see bria's titties flying out i'm like bria stop looking at my bitch titties no don't look at my
35:50bitch titties they're about like oh my god her titties her titties her titties i'm like no no no no
35:55i got your sister i go grab them titties your titties same for me i grabbed them titties and i held them tight to me you would have thought they was mine
36:02i grabbed them titties stop looking at her titties stop stop being creepy they was looking at my
36:07bitch titties but bria i had them nice and secure my girl finished their goal and girl we got up in here
36:12the titty got it no shade jada do that motherfucking push-ups bitch come on jada
36:23bitch got her legs crossed come on jada now waiter jada no waiter all right trini do your push-ups girl you
36:33dying we're getting the phone you dying bitch you dying come on
36:37bitch right over here
36:42come on mikaela bitch mikaela let's go come on baby
36:48mikaela bear crawled show what's up baby
36:52shake all right
36:55hold on hold on it was uneasy
36:56so we just training
36:57okay that's how you got that paramedics
36:59well it was uneasy
37:01wait wait
37:02somebody got somebody
37:03did we want
37:04i know
37:05i know they had one answer that means
37:07okay well that means no
37:08excuse me
37:10no no no no
37:13there's nothing there
37:14so we don't get our phones
37:15i'm still alive
37:16oh no
37:18okay who else to do a bad thing
37:19shake that motor oil you
37:21yes
37:23you you got heels on in the grass
37:25you're trying too hard now sweet cheeks
37:29you're trying too hard now to prove it
37:34but okay you thought she was cute and you thought
37:38bitches about to listen to you telling us to do these masculine things
37:42bitch that you not even doing
37:46clock it you think we finna do this masculine
37:49that shit
37:50nah
37:51no we not
37:53bitch that's why i got up on your fat ass
37:57bitch on my soul
37:58you're playing now
37:59bitch now i'm really about to beat your ass
38:02and bitch
38:03show it shake them pads
38:04bitch
38:05because when i shake
38:08you hear it boo
38:09you hear it boo
38:10ass clap
38:11titty shake
38:12what that
38:13bitch
38:13you'll be shaking them pads
38:15that's what you do
38:16shake them pads
38:18bitch
38:19you know what's up huh
38:20you know what's up
38:21bitch
38:22you know what's up
38:23that motor oil you have to drop it
38:26mine slap
38:27you're going to be dying soon from all that silicone
38:29it's real
38:31you're going to be dying from all that stuff
38:33your girls always had hard bodies
38:34you know
38:35mine never know hard bodies it's real
38:36it is
38:37it is
38:38it is
38:38all that motor oil you
38:39bitch
38:39you want to go
38:40no it's not
38:40it's not the stuff you girls
38:41you're dying
38:42slow from all that silicone
38:43it's not that it's going to your head
38:45no baby you're mad you're mad you're mad
38:47you're crazy
38:48and you still don't look better than me
38:50and you still don't look better than me
38:52look at the mugs
38:53like that's fine
38:53yo
38:54with the boy nipple
38:56i can take you
38:56stop showing the boy nipples
38:57bitch
38:58i can just
38:58please
38:59girl with that big ass
39:00back in between your chest
39:01bitch
39:01please
39:02grind up in a whole car
39:03between that big ass
39:04bitch
39:04you need to go back
39:05then pass your bitch
39:06that's what you need to do
39:07then pass your bitch
39:08then you
39:09you
39:10them skinny ass legs
39:11they will dab on the oil
39:12you girl
39:13okay
39:13okay
39:16okay so listen
39:17we tired of these hoes
39:18ugly ass bitch
39:19y'all fancy
39:19why can't we
39:20over
39:21by your team
39:23yeah
39:24now
39:25okay
39:26y'all said it was unfair
39:28right
39:29no she she look like
39:30so i'ma even it up
39:31i'ma even it up
39:32very very much american dad
39:34american dad
39:35you pick who you want to go
39:36against
39:36jelani
39:37jelani
39:37come get this work
39:38bitch
39:38no
39:39i'm sorry we're gonna go
39:39and get this fight
39:40i'm getting my work
39:41well we can get my work
39:43the big is yo
39:44we're not doing it
39:44no fight
39:46any bitch not weapon
39:46i'm just picking my back
39:48dead
39:48all right my hand is myself
39:49all right
39:49i'll catch you in the back
39:50all right
39:51they wanted us to break the tie
39:52so let me tell y'all how they
39:53how they how they play this
39:55they said whatever team win
39:57get their phones been
39:58our team won
39:59but they's the one
40:01did the peek in the scene
40:02so it's like how you give us
40:03one extra person
40:04on our team
40:05and then when we win
40:06say that we gotta break the tie
40:09she over there is so worried
40:10about me
40:10i'm jelani
40:11that's who i want to
40:12break the tie with me
40:13break the tie
40:14bitch we ain't finna break
40:15no motherfucking tie hole
40:16the tie breaker is a fight
40:17a royal rumble
40:18that's what we finna do
40:19that's what that is
40:21a fight
40:21that's what we finna do
40:22do you want to fight
40:23oh baby
40:24she's just new in her heart
40:27i don't know what lime
40:28she had snorted this day
40:30i don't know what liquor
40:32she had been drinking
40:33probably the liquor i drenched
40:34her with
40:37jerry
40:39all right
40:39jerry get out of the way
40:40come on
40:41come on
40:42work out
40:42piece of the life
40:43come on
40:44come on
40:44come on
40:45get out
40:46get out
40:47get out
40:47get out
40:48get out
40:49get out
40:50get out
40:50get out
40:50get out
40:51get out
40:51get out
40:52get out
40:52next up on dollhouse
40:57hi ho
40:58hi
40:59what's your thing
41:00if you're not a doll
41:01you gotta get in this stuff
41:02you do not put on for new york city at all
41:04i always put on for new york
41:05i really don't
41:06you put on for the box
41:07but you haven't put on for new york city
41:09you haven't gave me doll material since you got here
41:11so who's gonna get me out
41:12um
41:13my bitch arvie
41:14everywhere she goes
41:14pull arvie out please
41:17ready to go home
41:18ready to go home
41:19what's in your hand
41:21what's in your hand
41:21what's in your hand
41:22what's in your hand
41:23it's for new york city girl
41:25but watch my girl's face
41:27watch her face
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