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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35revenir?
00:01:38Oops...
00:01:41Uh!
00:01:43Uh..!
00:01:44come on!
00:01:45Uh!
00:01:48uh...
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00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heiress of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth 10
00:02:18million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10. oh my god what have
00:02:28you done there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guy
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the echo system should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:06oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is
00:04:34the only way i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich kids clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:44he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49hey gabby
00:04:53yo
00:04:53that's eric
00:04:56i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet man i'm in awesome got a boat later babes
00:05:09oh my god oh my god he's just calling me
00:05:12i think he likes you
00:05:14okay now for the important stuff stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum and stay away from mr spadaro
00:05:23he gets handsy hey watch out
00:05:30oh my god i'm so sorry
00:05:34it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:37hang on
00:05:38thanks
00:05:42your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl
00:05:55yeah
00:05:56i'm chasen
00:05:59rose
00:06:01nice to meet you
00:06:04nice to meet you
00:06:11come on chasen homeroom's starting
00:06:13stay away from this trash
00:06:14might catch something
00:06:16ugh look at the second hand clothes
00:06:19let's go
00:06:20chasen come on
00:06:21later
00:06:22i'll wash your jacket
00:06:25oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32ugh
00:06:33clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36ugh
00:06:37come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:52ladies and gentlemen
00:06:53i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:55rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:01pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:06and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:08how would you like to be addressed is it just rose
00:07:12yes
00:07:13rose will suffice
00:07:14how about second hand rose
00:07:16that's enough
00:07:18grab brackets
00:07:21grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow
00:07:27oh my god
00:07:28ow ow
00:07:29there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me
00:07:34yes
00:07:35where is it
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:38oh my god
00:07:39oh my god
00:07:40hey
00:07:44oh my god
00:07:49oh my god
00:07:51oh my god
00:07:52oh my god
00:07:54what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:56i
00:07:57i thought that um
00:07:58i thought that um
00:08:09that'll show the bitch
00:08:18rose
00:08:19rose
00:08:22where are you
00:08:26are you showering with a boy
00:08:30rose
00:08:35sclum
00:08:36what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:37chasen
00:08:38is that you
00:08:39are you in there with rose
00:08:41don't lie to me i saw her come in here
00:08:43what do i do
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:59how is she not here
00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:14what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:09:17i'm so sorry
00:09:31i'm so sorry
00:09:35oh my gosh
00:09:36excuse you much
00:09:40mother
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:50How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:10:08What exactly is going on here?
00:10:14Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:24Listen up secondhand, Rose. Chasin' off-limits.
00:10:28Understand?
00:10:30Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:47That's it.
00:10:48You are my new project.
00:10:50Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53Okay.
00:11:01You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:07Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:13It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:15Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:17I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:21We'll win.
00:11:22I promise we'll win.
00:11:25Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:32We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:11:52It's okay.
00:12:01Being a Queen Bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:20You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:25Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:41She means that as a compliment.
00:12:43Probably.
00:12:45Yeah, definitely.
00:12:46You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:51Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:56Love's it.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:59Good form out there.
00:13:00Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would've paid to see that.
00:13:09Ah!
00:13:10Oh my god.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:15No.
00:13:16Oh god.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:24I am.
00:13:25If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:27Don't worry.
00:13:28I'll bring him back.
00:13:29Later.
00:13:30Yeah.
00:13:31I'll see ya.
00:13:32She's being nice.
00:13:33That's never a good sign.
00:13:35Oh my god.
00:13:36Ew.
00:13:37Look at these losers.
00:13:38My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:41Private tutors.
00:13:42Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:45Um, no.
00:13:46She can't stand these plebeians.
00:13:47She told me so herself.
00:13:48Wow.
00:13:50You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:13:55Gossip chains?
00:13:56Gossip chains?
00:13:57Yeah.
00:13:58I'm sorry.
00:13:59I'm sorry.
00:14:00I'm sorry.
00:14:01I'm sorry.
00:14:02I'm sorry.
00:14:03I'm sorry.
00:14:04I'm sorry.
00:14:05I'm sorry.
00:14:06I'm sorry.
00:14:07I'm sorry.
00:14:08I'm sorry.
00:14:09I'm sorry.
00:14:10I'm sorry.
00:14:11Gossip chains?
00:14:12Watch this.
00:14:25Now watch what happens.
00:14:28Ew.
00:14:35Hey, Eric.
00:14:36Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:46You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:48What?
00:14:49What?
00:14:50What?
00:14:51What?
00:15:00Gabby?
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:07You lied to me.
00:15:09What?
00:15:10What?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:13Wait, what?
00:15:15You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:18Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:24Who told you?
00:15:25Doesn't matter.
00:15:26Coach is looking for you.
00:15:28Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:33I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:34Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:37They're calling me Dekathot.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:51Let me make it up to you.
00:15:55How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:02Skip it.
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:15I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:36It's not who I am.
00:16:37You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:41And you have a butler?
00:16:43Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:46But, yeah, Norman likes me better.
00:16:48So, bye.
00:16:53Come on.
00:17:13Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely.
00:17:17And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:33So, what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:40How?
00:17:41Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:46No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls day and a vendetta.
00:17:53And that's rich.
00:17:54That's rich.
00:17:56Yeah.
00:17:57She did that on purpose.
00:18:05She did that on purpose! She looked me dead in the eye and BAM!
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket. You can ask Abby. I missed like five in a row.
00:18:32She looked me dead in the eyes. It's called eye contact, Sloan. It's a basic social skill.
00:18:39She smiles when she hit me! I smile a lot. It's polite.
00:18:45Enough! This isn't Court TV. Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:55who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that. I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:07Liar. You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:19:12Listen here, Rose Smith. Consider this your strike one. Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:35Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:37What did you say?
00:19:40Found this on the ground.
00:19:42Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please. I'm just trying to live a normal life. Please don't.
00:19:51Yeah, no. Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:54Just like best friends.
00:19:58Um, okay.
00:20:00Okay.
00:20:01Pinky swear.
00:20:04Uh, okay.
00:20:05Pinky swear.
00:20:07So, wanna sit together at lunch?
00:20:11I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:16Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:19That was just Sloan doing a gossip train.
00:20:22Right. Figures.
00:20:26Pinky swear.
00:20:27Awesome.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:30Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God. I'm so relieved.
00:20:45So you and Eric are hanging out now? Just friends.
00:20:56Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:01Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:04Look who's talking.
00:21:06You tormented Gabby.
00:21:08You torment everyone.
00:21:09Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please. You loved it. You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:31Oh, honey. Your halo? It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:37You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:41And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:44Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:21:47It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl.
00:21:50Who dresses like a bum.
00:21:51Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:21:53Okay, what, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Chasen said hi to you?
00:21:57I've always been better than you. I was just too polite to say it.
00:21:58Okay, what, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Chasen said hi to you?
00:21:59I've always been better than you. I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:00This is what?
00:22:01This is for Rose Smith.
00:22:02This is for Rose Smith.
00:22:03Bring it on.
00:22:04I'll be happy to be here.
00:22:05We're going to die.
00:22:06Now, let's go.
00:22:07Bum says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me
00:22:13because you have some pity followers and Chasen said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:37You bitch!
00:22:43Hey.
00:22:45Hey.
00:22:47Hey.
00:22:49Hey.
00:22:51Hey.
00:22:53Hey.
00:22:55Hey.
00:22:57Hey.
00:22:59Hey.
00:23:01I need to ask you something.
00:23:03It's kind of important.
00:23:05No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:07What's up?
00:23:08What's up?
00:23:09I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:13After hitting Sloan in the base, I could really use the help.
00:23:15I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:17Cool.
00:23:18After school?
00:23:19After school?
00:23:20Yeah.
00:23:21It's a date.
00:23:22I'll get you!
00:23:23Was that a big deal of fun too often?
00:23:25Is it just a big deal of fun?
00:23:26No, it's really...
00:23:27It's really...
00:23:28It's actually kind of lame.
00:23:29What's up?
00:23:30I was hoping...
00:23:31Maybe you could...
00:23:32Coach me in tennis?
00:23:33After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:35I can, yeah definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:38After school.
00:23:40Yeah.
00:23:41It's a date.
00:23:42.
00:23:43It's a date.
00:23:45I can't do it.
00:24:07Like this.
00:24:11Like that.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:15Ready?
00:24:16Ready?
00:24:17Ready?
00:24:18Ready?
00:24:19Ready?
00:24:20Ready?
00:24:21Oh!
00:24:22Yeah.
00:24:23You should join the dentist team.
00:24:28You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:34Yeah.
00:24:35Hey!
00:24:36Hey!
00:24:37You bitch.
00:24:38You won't get away with this.
00:24:53You won't get away with this.
00:25:07Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:11No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:12You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:13No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:14You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:15No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:16You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:17No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:18No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:19You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:21No, no, no, no.
00:25:22You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:24What the hell?
00:25:25No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:26No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:31No, no, no, no.
00:25:34You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:36No, no, no, no.
00:25:38No, no, no, no.
00:25:43Oh my god.
00:25:56Oh my god.
00:26:13What are you doing, Rose Smith?
00:26:25Why are you half-dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:43Here.
00:26:46Take this.
00:26:47It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:54Not again.
00:26:55Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:56I'm reliable.
00:27:06Eric.
00:27:08Huh?
00:27:09I don't even know what that means.
00:27:11He likes you.
00:27:12He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:25I'll explain in the car.
00:27:27Long day.
00:27:29Are you okay?
00:27:31Oh my god.
00:27:32There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:34Gross older guy?
00:27:35Even better.
00:27:36This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:38Ew.
00:27:39I'll.
00:27:51Settle down, settle down everybody.
00:27:53People.
00:27:54This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:57Remember.
00:27:58You're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:13Uh.
00:28:14I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Saved you a seat.
00:28:30Okay.
00:28:31Okay.
00:28:32No you don't.
00:28:33Oh.
00:28:35Jason.
00:28:37You say about you?
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:42On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Boobie, I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:05On my man's lap.
00:29:07Sloane, seriously?
00:29:08There's no room.
00:29:09Seriously? There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:23And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:36So you're gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:52Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase,
00:29:55and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:09All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:29This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:42Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:55No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:18Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:30Um, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:57Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:01Truth or dare.
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:07What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:18What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your little asshole.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you going to do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If you chase her, she's just going to be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chasen, you're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:45Dare.
00:32:45Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:40Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I forgot.
00:33:43The door wasn't.
00:33:45I...
00:33:45Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50You're so beautiful.
00:34:10What the...
00:34:22What the...
00:34:27What the...
00:34:29Oh, my God.
00:34:57Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:06What?
00:35:06It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Eric?
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:50Oh my God, shut up! They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:55Eric?
00:35:55Eric?
00:35:55Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:07Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop!
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:14What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:29Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:31You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:33No.
00:36:34She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby, because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:40She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby, because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Her?
00:37:11You can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:17Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:47Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:01Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25Understand the assignment?
00:38:40Good.
00:38:42How?
00:38:46How?
00:38:46Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:16I fenced it out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:39What?
00:39:42Hey, do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure. Go ahead.
00:39:46Um...
00:39:56I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner. She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really? I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:16I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party. I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Chasen. But, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Chasen. He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:54I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:50It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:21What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:34I don't care.
00:42:36Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:39And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:42Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:46Sloan posted this.
00:42:47Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:01Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:18And we're going to prom together.
00:43:21Hmm.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:32I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:42Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:58Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:11You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight!
00:44:16Bitch fight!
00:44:17Bitch fight!
00:44:18Bitch fight!
00:44:19Bitch fight!
00:44:20Bitch fight!
00:44:21Bitch fight!
00:44:22Bitch fight!
00:44:23No!
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls!
00:44:27What's going on here?
00:44:28Ow! Ow!
00:44:29Ow! My foot!
00:44:30Oh my god!
00:44:31I think she broke my foot!
00:44:33Bros!
00:44:35This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:45Now go get your things.
00:44:47But...
00:44:48I didn't touch her!
00:44:49I didn't touch you!
00:44:51I said go!
00:44:54You heard the man go!
00:45:07And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:13But the Academy Decathlon?
00:45:16We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid idiotic dead-winter bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up you pathetic prude!
00:45:49Shut up you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up you pathetic prude!
00:45:59I can't prove.
00:46:03You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:11Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:19We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:26No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:34You and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:46:58I don't want to tell you someone to doo you some secrets up.
00:47:01It was untilенсor and you found yourself in any sicher€.
00:47:03Very well.
00:47:04I do, too.
00:47:06All right.
00:47:07I'd rather have done something.
00:47:09And you should do something else.
00:47:12Andy, you ready?
00:47:13I'm gonna do something else.
00:47:16But, what did it look like maybe a few steps about you?
00:47:18What did I do?
00:47:19Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:49How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:04Tell me.
00:48:06Tell me!
00:48:08She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:14Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:26Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:31I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:35And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:42They set me up too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:54Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:06And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:10For me.
00:49:12And not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:17Huh?
00:49:18I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:21You're so beautiful.
00:49:35You're so beautiful.
00:49:42Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:12You're not gonna go kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:38is this what normal teens do yeah pretty much and hang out with their butlers
00:50:50okay
00:50:53you're different when you're like this
00:51:20like what yourself
00:51:28I never knew dates could feel this special
00:51:33neither did I
00:51:37I don't want it to end
00:51:42it doesn't have to
00:51:48I'm a virgin
00:52:00I'm a virgin
00:52:10I love you Rose
00:52:20I love you too
00:52:30I love you too
00:52:40I love you too
00:52:42I love you too
00:52:52I love you too
00:52:54I love you too
00:53:04I love you too
00:53:06I love you too
00:53:12I know I really worked up and have to drive
00:53:18so how was it?
00:53:20it was amazing
00:53:25hey do we look different?
00:53:28No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh. What?
00:53:48Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:59Jason, I can't.
00:54:04I was expelled.
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:15So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:28Hey, Jason.
00:54:32Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:47Well...
00:54:49Maybe.
00:54:51Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:53I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:54:54Yes, indeed. I am aware.
00:54:55But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:54:59Are we ready to leave?
00:55:00Hey, Gabby.
00:55:01Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:02Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:03Wait, what?
00:55:04What happened?
00:55:06Norman, we have to get to the school fast. Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:08Quick, that's it.
00:55:09Okay.
00:55:10Quick, that's it.
00:55:11Okay.
00:55:12Okay.
00:55:13I'm sorry.
00:55:14I'm sorry.
00:55:15I'm sorry.
00:55:16Can I...
00:55:17Norman?
00:55:18Yes, indeed.
00:55:19I am aware.
00:55:20But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:22Are we ready to leave?
00:55:24Hey, Gabby.
00:55:25Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:26Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:28What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:33Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:34Quick, that's it.
00:55:35Okay.
00:55:36Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:37Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:38Where's Jason?
00:55:39It's Audrey Rose.
00:55:40She's so beautiful.
00:55:41Ahem.
00:55:42People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:05Oh, my God.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really Audrey Rose.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:16Hang on.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:21Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:30Gabby.
00:56:35No, everyone.
00:56:36Turn it off.
00:56:37Turn off the videos.
00:56:38You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:56:42And Sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:43And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:56:44You bitch.
00:56:45Security.
00:56:46Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:56:47No.
00:56:48Please.
00:56:49No.
00:56:50Get off me.
00:56:51Do not touch me.
00:56:52Do you know how much I am worth?
00:56:53Jason.
00:56:54Jason.
00:56:55Uh.
00:56:56Jason.
00:56:57Uh.
00:56:58Uh.
00:56:59Okay.
00:57:00It's time to crown the show of the National Justice League.
00:57:01Uh.
00:57:02This is the one that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:03Yeah, it's the one that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:04And Sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:08You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:11Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:13No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:15No, get off me.
00:57:16Do not touch me.
00:57:17Do you know how much I am worth.
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:19Uh.
00:57:20Okay, it's time to crown this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
00:57:33First, the Prom King is Chasing Grey.
00:57:45And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's Prom Queen is...
00:57:55Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:58Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:18Congratulations.
00:58:21Hi.
00:58:22I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:27No matter who you are, between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:38This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:41But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:47Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge Sundays.
00:58:53I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:06Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait.
00:59:16Wait.
00:59:17What?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true Prom Queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:30Nobody would make a better Prom Queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hi.
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01:00:29Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:38Yes, girl.
01:00:59And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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