Seinfeld

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Lors d'une soirée à laquelle il se rend avec Elaine, Jerry fait la connaissance d'une charmante jeune femme. Complètement fasciné, il est bien résolu à la revoir. Sur le conseil de son père, Jerry tente alors d'organiser un faux rendez-vous avec George. Celui-ci se fera passer pour un architecte dont le cabinet se trouve dans l'immeuble où la jeune femme travaille. Lorsque la jeune femme surgit de l'ascenseur, la surprise est totale...

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00:00Oh

00:02Hey, how you doing? Oh, hi. I'm Jerry Seinfeld. I'm moving in. I saw your name on the buzzer. You must be Kessler. No, actually, it's Kramer.

00:09Ah.

00:10You ordered a pizza. You want some of it?

00:12Uh, no, no, no. I couldn't impose.

00:16Why not?

00:17We're neighbors. What's mine is yours.

00:20Really?

00:24What does that mean?

00:29Yeah, what does that mean? What do you mean by that?

00:32Enjoy.

00:34Women really want to see what the show is before they change the channel.

00:37Oh, that is so funny.

00:39That's why men hunt and women nest.

00:46I live my whole life in shame. Why should I die with dignity?

00:49Fire!

00:51I don't know what your parents did to you.

00:54Oh, trust me. He's a bad seed. He's a horrible seed. He's one of the worst seeds I've ever seen.

00:58And you two are friends?

01:00Yeah, we're good friends.

01:03May I help you?

01:04Uh, yes. I'm, uh, Dr. Van Ostrom from the clinic.

01:07I'm gonna need, uh, Lane Venice's, uh, charge.

01:10I see. And what clinic is that again?

01:12Oh, that's correct.

01:13Oh, that's correct.

01:17Here I am with a bunch of my idiot friends.

01:22It's amazing.

01:23Yeah, it is kind of cool.

01:24That's good.

01:26It's go time!

01:28Hey, you know, George isn't too happy, uh, about your new friendship.

01:33Yeah, I don't really give a sh-

01:37It's not illegal.

01:38It's against the law.

01:39Well, yeah.

01:42By the way, uh, I'm not getting married. Tell mom. Bye.

01:45Bye.

01:46Bye.

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