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00:00:00Oh-ho! Looking good, girl.
00:00:18Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:24Please pick up.
00:00:27Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:35Sure thing, hon.
00:00:37Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:43Who?
00:00:47Drugging girls? My club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:51You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:08Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:21What are you doing?
00:01:22What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:30It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:33Here, get away from me, creep.
00:01:35Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:40Stop!
00:01:41Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:46What the hell?
00:01:53Mr. Collins?
00:01:55Deadson is...
00:01:57best friend?
00:01:58You're shivering.
00:02:16Come on, kiddo.
00:02:18Kiddo?
00:02:19Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:20I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:24Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:26Let's go!
00:02:35I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:38five Christmases?
00:02:46Something wrong?
00:02:49Um...
00:02:51Your arm is...
00:02:53Wet.
00:02:57From the rain.
00:03:00Wipe it then.
00:03:01There's no rain up there.
00:03:10Rain.
00:03:11Sorry.
00:03:12So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:13Thought you'd be...
00:03:18busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:19eating up...
00:03:21sleaze bags, not...
00:03:23picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:24Right, sorry.
00:03:29So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:33Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or
00:03:36eating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:46Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:51I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:04:00Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:02I need to pick something.
00:04:03No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:07Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:08Shut up! You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later,
00:04:14and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me,
00:04:17and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:19And nobody...
00:04:20If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:26I'll be careful.
00:04:27You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:31It's not safe.
00:04:32Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:33Yeah.
00:04:34Why didn't you say something?
00:04:35Why didn't you say something?
00:04:36I just did.
00:04:37You freaking creep!
00:04:38Give me a jacket or something.
00:04:39What?
00:04:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:04:42I'll save you.
00:04:43Oh yeah.
00:04:45I don't know.
00:04:47That was a surprise.
00:04:48What then you told me?
00:04:49Oh my God.
00:04:50It's not good.
00:04:51Oh my God.
00:04:52What?
00:04:53Oh my God.
00:04:54You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:56It's not safe.
00:04:57Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:58Yeah.
00:04:59Why didn't you say something?
00:05:01It just did.
00:05:02You freaking creep!
00:05:04Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:06When you're done checking me out,
00:05:33I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:35I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:38Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:39It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:59You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:05This is a small kickback.
00:06:11Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:14Does your dad know about that?
00:06:16Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:20I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:21but he doesn't live here.
00:06:23And neither do you.
00:06:24Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:30Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:34This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:36You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:51I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:53and this is my last year of college,
00:06:55and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:58Fine.
00:07:01Have your kickback.
00:07:03Or not.
00:07:04Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:08I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:17No.
00:07:18I'm going to kill you?
00:07:24Count your days, slut?
00:07:26It's not a big deal.
00:07:27I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:30Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:33You guys were spying on me?
00:07:35Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:38That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:40It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:43Your choice.
00:07:48You are not living here.
00:07:54I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:56I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:59Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:06I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:15God damn it.
00:08:16I promise to mark.
00:08:27Whoa!
00:08:28Who's this above Grandpa?
00:08:31Grandpa?
00:08:32He's hotter than you, right?
00:08:35Huh?
00:08:35Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:46I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:08:55Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:09:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh!
00:09:08I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:14Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:20Thanks, Heather.
00:09:21Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:24Enjoy the party!
00:09:25I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:35Where's Harper?
00:09:37Harper?
00:09:37Harper?
00:09:37Forget Harper.
00:09:42Hang out with me.
00:09:44I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:49I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:51I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:56Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:59Talk or no talk?
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:05For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:08Sorry, ladies.
00:10:09I don't like my women.
00:10:11Desperate.
00:10:15Oh, and mention Harper's name again,
00:10:17and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:19Huh?
00:10:19He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:24I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson
00:10:26about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:38Oh, Harper.
00:10:40Hey.
00:10:41Listen.
00:10:45I'm just using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew.
00:10:49Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:51You're, you're like...
00:10:52You're school royalty.
00:10:54Thanks.
00:10:57Believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:09You're right outside my own room.
00:11:11What dirt can I find?
00:11:22What dirt can I find?
00:11:22Oh, this is gold.
00:11:33Gold.
00:11:35Harper.
00:11:36Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:40Time to shut your loser party down.
00:12:00I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:02What the hell?
00:12:16What the hell?
00:12:16What the hell?
00:12:16And...
00:12:16You're close to the hook?
00:12:19No.
00:12:19I ain't even close to the cover.
00:12:20There we go.
00:12:22No.
00:12:23Attention, everybody.
00:12:24Hello.
00:12:26You all seem a little bored.
00:12:29So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:33A few pages of Harper's Diary.
00:12:39Let's see.
00:12:42Dear Diary, Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:46Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Aw, Harper.
00:12:52Daddy issues much?
00:12:58No! I just need to give it back!
00:13:03Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:08That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:11And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:13:18You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:23Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:25No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:27Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:30Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:39Let's go back down.
00:13:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:51Fuck this.
00:14:00Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:28You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:38Come to her party.
00:14:40You take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:44It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:46The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:51Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:55Chris, that's enough.
00:14:56Let her go.
00:15:01Yeah, one last thing.
00:15:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:08You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:10You're damn right I'm petty!
00:15:12Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:13Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:17If you mess with her again...
00:15:18Fuck you up.
00:15:24But we're literally just girls!
00:15:25I don't give a fuck!
00:15:27Everyone out!
00:15:28The fuck out!
00:15:29Fuck out!
00:15:29What the hell was that?
00:15:38What the hell was that?
00:15:41She hurt you.
00:15:43She hurt you.
00:15:59Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:08You're crying.
00:16:11Why are you crying?
00:16:12I won't understand.
00:16:13Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:16They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:17I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:21Stupid.
00:16:22I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:25You just embarrassed me.
00:16:26I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:27And she's the queen of our...
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:29I said stop!
00:16:35I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:37We'll find you another school.
00:16:39I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:40Keep you safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:44Just because you run some sort of shady business, does...
00:16:46I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:51I told you...
00:16:52to stop calling me that.
00:16:55And I told you to stop acting like water.
00:17:02Oh, yeah?
00:17:04If I'm such a kid...
00:17:07What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:14Sorry, kid.
00:17:15That's my gun.
00:17:17You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:21You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:25You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:48I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:49What?
00:17:57God.
00:18:04What?
00:18:11What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:17No.
00:18:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:22It's gonna not be happening.
00:18:23He's gonna be back in any second.
00:18:33You know, if you wanted to play, you could have just asked.
00:18:39I don't want to...
00:18:40I don't want to play.
00:18:41What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:44You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:18:50I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:56Uncuff me.
00:19:00What are your manners?
00:19:04Say please.
00:19:05I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:13Give me the key.
00:19:20What the...
00:19:21You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:24Are you ready to listen?
00:19:25Like a good little girl?
00:19:27Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:33Rule number one.
00:19:36There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:40You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:43So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:49I can take care of my...
00:19:50Rule number two.
00:19:53No talking back.
00:19:55I am the last guy.
00:19:57You want to piss off?
00:20:04Rule number three.
00:20:05Don't start any games.
00:20:10You're not ready to play.
00:20:27So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:33My plans are none of your concerns.
00:20:35Um, here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:43You can have your privacy.
00:20:46Until sunset.
00:20:48What does that mean?
00:20:53You have curfew.
00:20:55Ah!
00:20:55How's my daughter?
00:21:18Um, hot.
00:21:20What was that?
00:21:20Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:23Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:25That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:27Is she back from class?
00:21:29She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:32Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:34She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:36You're my best friend.
00:21:38You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:40You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:47You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:49Give me some time.
00:21:58Stay with my driver.
00:22:00Look at my head.
00:22:04You're the only one you say.
00:22:06This is the one.
00:22:08Look at my head.
00:22:10You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:28Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:31Oh, excuse me.
00:22:45We're filming.
00:22:46Filming?
00:22:47Filming what?
00:22:48Some real hot stuff.
00:22:50Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:51Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:53I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:22:55It says her location is here.
00:22:57So step aside before I make you.
00:22:59Nope.
00:23:01Harper is my best friend.
00:23:02She didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:05Hey!
00:23:05Wait!
00:23:06Wait!
00:23:06Wait!
00:23:07Wait!
00:23:14He looks so sexy.
00:23:16Keep going.
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:25You shouldn't be here.
00:23:27You shouldn't be here.
00:23:29I tried to stop him.
00:23:32Hey!
00:23:34No, Harper.
00:23:35You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:37What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:38It's for a class project.
00:23:40Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:42Class my ass.
00:23:43Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:45I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:47Chris, stop!
00:23:48Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:50Then the camera's next.
00:23:51Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:52Not the camera.
00:23:52Cost a thousand dollars.
00:23:53You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:57That is enough!
00:23:58These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:15Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:24:17Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:18No one's going to see these.
00:24:20Deleting them.
00:24:21What?
00:24:22That is art!
00:24:24Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:24:27creeps a lap dance.
00:24:31See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:32Your choice.
00:24:41Okay, what is this?
00:24:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:47You asshole!
00:24:49If you ever ask Harper to do something like this, I will jam that camera so far down your throat.
00:24:55You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:02I'm leaving now.
00:25:14So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:18I did it for your own good.
00:25:20You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:24You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:29You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:31Like a piece of meat.
00:25:34My classmate?
00:25:36It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:41Jealous?
00:25:43Jealous?
00:25:43You're cute, Harper.
00:25:49I'll give you that.
00:25:51And those...
00:25:52things you do?
00:25:54They're cute, too.
00:25:56You know what's not cute?
00:25:59Me jealous.
00:26:00Now, you were right.
00:26:01I'm in some shady business.
00:26:03And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:05But you better not test me, or I'll break you.
00:26:12In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:18Well, guess what?
00:26:19I just admit that you want me.
00:26:33What the hell is...
00:26:34No way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:41Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:42You know what, Chris?
00:26:44You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:45Fine.
00:26:47I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:26:49Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:53So...
00:26:53Are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:58No.
00:27:00Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:02Oh, my God.
00:27:03Maria, no.
00:27:04Ew.
00:27:06That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:08He was sent here to...
00:27:10keep me safe.
00:27:11And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:14I don't know.
00:27:15But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:19Um, wait.
00:27:20You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:25Think about it.
00:27:27What?
00:27:29We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:32The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:34So that's step one.
00:27:35Hmm.
00:27:36You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:40He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:41Yeah, right.
00:27:42Jealous of me?
00:27:43I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:46He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:51Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:53Jealous over you.
00:27:54It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:58So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:03Until he snaps.
00:28:04And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:08And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:15Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:18Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:20Because I get what I want.
00:28:22Mm-hmm.
00:28:33Sexy outfit.
00:28:35Check.
00:28:36Popcorn.
00:28:37Check.
00:28:38A notebook.
00:28:39The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:28:41Check.
00:28:42Check.
00:28:42what do you want you done giving me the salad treatment um popcorn harper you idiot seduce
00:29:01him i mean i brought snacks as a peace offering but if you're busy i can come back later
00:29:12wait wait wait i have a day but that's not important your pulse is racing what's going on
00:29:22is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble uh no i just
00:29:28i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie but it's
00:29:41well are we watching a movie or not
00:29:46but what about your date
00:30:03how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever because it's not
00:30:18real this is ridiculous no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:30:26it's true love
00:30:29there's no such thing as true love
00:30:31anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:30:35or maybe you're just a soulless ai bot
00:30:42and there are batteries in your back
00:30:53what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:55what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:31:04now come on just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:07don't mess with me harpa i'm not a toy i'll ruin you
00:31:16well i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:31:20as hard as you try to convince yourself i'm not a little girl anymore
00:31:23not a lie you are a beautiful woman and i'm too much for you kid
00:31:33you can't handle me try me
00:31:41i don't do that lovey-dovey shit i don't kiss and i don't make love harper
00:31:47maybe i'm into that no i don't think you are
00:31:56what did you get yourself into harper
00:32:10just shut up and watch the movie
00:32:17this was the last thing i could do
00:32:27you're supposed to seduce him harper not be seduced by him
00:32:33i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:37i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:41you're late big daddy
00:32:42but you sound pissed so i'll wait
00:32:48you want to come in and fuck your frustration up
00:32:50not tonight
00:32:53busy busy
00:32:56never for me you're not
00:32:59when the hell could you possibly be
00:33:02are you with another woman woman no
00:33:05not a woman do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now
00:33:14not this guy who lose my number
00:33:32whoever this girl is your days are numbered
00:33:34you do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:47she's going to be the death of me
00:33:58kid
00:34:01because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:34:04god
00:34:13stay
00:34:18damn it harper
00:34:51You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:07Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:10Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:12I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:14His business partner.
00:35:16I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:17No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So, so we didn't?
00:35:29No.
00:35:31Because you're still alive.
00:35:33Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:36One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:39You don't know that.
00:35:40Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:45Oh yeah?
00:35:46Explain that.
00:35:48That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:35:51Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:52We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:55You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:59Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:06Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:15Well, what's wrong?
00:36:16Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:19I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:36:22I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:24With my friend.
00:36:28Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:29Bye.
00:36:51This will do.
00:36:54So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:17Struggling much?
00:37:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:37:24I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:47I had no other choice.
00:37:50I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:54Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:57You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:59That's not.
00:38:06No underwear?
00:38:07That's a bad manners, Angel.
00:38:18What are you going to do?
00:38:22Punish you.
00:38:27I don't know.
00:38:28I don't know what I am.
00:38:37You don't know me?
00:38:43I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:47Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:51I'd say do your worst.
00:38:53I'd say do your worst.
00:38:55I'm sorry.
00:39:11I can't let this happen.
00:39:12What the heck?
00:39:13Why are you stopping?
00:39:18You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:21But, but what about-
00:39:24There's no buts.
00:39:28Can't let this happen again.
00:39:40Cockblock!
00:39:45You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:51You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:56That was part of the plan!
00:39:58I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:40:00I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:01Was it big?
00:40:04So big.
00:40:07Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:15Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:16He's a sex freak?
00:40:17Like, BDSM?
00:40:19The whole nine yards.
00:40:20Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:29Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:33Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:36Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:38Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:43Stop messing with that.
00:40:59You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:02You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:05How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:07He's not my man.
00:41:09I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:15No, leave, Brian.
00:41:16She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you, Harps?
00:41:23Huh?
00:41:27What do you want, Brian?
00:41:28Just five minutes.
00:41:35Fine.
00:41:36But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:38It's okay.
00:41:39Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:41Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:07I want to get back together.
00:42:08You cheated on me.
00:42:11I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:15But that was months ago.
00:42:17Huh?
00:42:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:19This isn't about payback.
00:42:23I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:27What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:30Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:32You slut!
00:42:34Hmm?
00:42:34Get off of me!
00:42:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let me see them.
00:42:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:40Show me.
00:42:41Show me!
00:42:42Let go of me!
00:42:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:47I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:49A drink?
00:42:50I don't have time for this.
00:42:52You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:55That's not happening.
00:42:57Ever.
00:42:57Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:01Me?
00:43:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:08It's not a threat.
00:43:09It's a fact.
00:43:10You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:18But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:43:20I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:24Help me!
00:43:30Help!
00:43:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:36Good girl.
00:43:36You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:43:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:43That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:46And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:49You just made me rip, asshole.
00:43:53Are you okay?
00:43:57Take her, you psychopaths.
00:43:58She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:04Oh!
00:44:05Oh!
00:44:06Stop it!
00:44:12You're gonna kill him.
00:44:13Good.
00:44:13He's not worth it.
00:44:15Let's go.
00:44:18If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:23I promise.
00:44:25Let's go.
00:44:25Let's go.
00:44:36Look.
00:44:45Look.
00:44:47Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:50Should we call 911?
00:44:52Seriously, Harper?
00:44:54He tried to hurt you.
00:44:55You still care about him?
00:44:56I handled myself just fine.
00:44:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:00What would have happened?
00:45:00You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:17You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:19So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:34Let's see who you are.
00:45:36Do we have to do this?
00:45:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:55Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:00So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:16I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:21Breathe.
00:46:23You can do this.
00:46:25I'm right here.
00:46:53Don't focus on the water.
00:46:55Just look at me.
00:47:02It's not hard to do.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:18I got you.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:21It's okay.
00:47:21It's okay.
00:47:25It's okay.
00:47:26You're fine.
00:47:28It's okay.
00:47:28You're fine, Harper.
00:47:33Just breathe.
00:47:37Just keep breathing.
00:47:40How are you feeling?
00:47:41fine just insanely distracted ready for the next step
00:47:54i don't know if i'm ready i'll hold your hand the whole time
00:48:08i thought you didn't make this
00:48:09what oh my god oh my god you're talking about swimming
00:48:21you're talking about swimming
00:48:25what goes on in that head of yours i want you to get used to being underwater
00:49:08you're okay i'm sorry i'm sorry
00:49:15you did amazing you're just going to get better and better
00:49:19it's okay we'll try again no more just kiss me
00:49:28your dad won't like this don't think about him if you want me then kiss me
00:49:39if you want me then kiss me i don't think you understand what you're getting into i'm a
00:49:44dangerous man harper just say you don't want me
00:49:54does that feel like i don't want you
00:50:02i want you
00:50:03and i told you not to mess with me you're going to get hurt
00:50:11i'm very like
00:50:24what the hell what are you doing we need to talk about this first inside with our minds not our
00:50:29crotch why are you being such a tease you grandpa i'm not a tease i just care about you
00:50:35so you are a grandpa just as much as you're a kid
00:50:38come on let's go inside no i need a moment to pull off
00:50:50i'm gonna shower
00:50:51huffer what are you doing
00:51:13so this is where chris has been lately running a daycare
00:51:16who are you and what are you doing in my house
00:51:23who are you and what are you doing in my house
00:51:26i'm elena kaufman the heiress of the kaufman motor industries
00:51:31i noticed how closely you and chris collins were at the gala
00:51:35and i wanted to warn you he might be sexy but you don't know how dangerous he really is sweetheart
00:51:42yeah he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house
00:51:47oh oh honey i go where i want plus i keep tabs on our mutual friend
00:51:55you've been tracking him what kind of psycho are you the same kind he is
00:52:02let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately
00:52:07let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately i'm surprised
00:52:19doesn't look like you can handle him in bed just all around
00:52:26not intense enough for him not intense enough yeah well chris and i actually have a lot of fun
00:52:34oh oh please don't make me laugh i mean look at you you're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess
00:52:44pepper you're out of your league kid don't call me that
00:52:52you want to know how chris likes the fuck he likes to take you from behind handcuff you so you can't run
00:52:59choke you out none of that kissing pillow talk well maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:53:08because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:53:10he'll be bored of you he'll be bored of you in a week he actually lives here with me
00:53:21help help me i can't swim
00:53:36help help i can't swim
00:53:45help
00:53:50harper harper
00:53:54smile for tanda loser
00:53:57please don't just crawl your way out idiot that's what you get for stealing my man
00:54:10harper
00:54:15harper no
00:54:45Come on
00:55:08Just breathe just you're safe way to downgrade Chris
00:55:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim. It's pathetic
00:55:19Homewreck?
00:55:23Harper could never homewreck us, Malala
00:55:25She couldn't if she tried
00:55:27I need to come back to me, baby
00:55:33We were just playing hard together, so I got a little jealous
00:55:36She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck
00:55:42Joke me, Carter
00:55:46I miss how rough you get, baby
00:55:50I don't love you
00:55:54And you almost killed Harper
00:55:56How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:03She's fine, stop overreacting, baby
00:56:05What are you doing?
00:56:16Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market
00:56:21And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors
00:56:26You're going to tell dear old dad that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt
00:56:33Do you got that?
00:56:35Are you threatening me?
00:56:37No
00:56:37I'm telling you
00:56:38Don't fuck with the people I care about
00:56:41Get out of here
00:56:45Wait
00:56:46Please, don't
00:56:48I'll do anything
00:56:49Please
00:56:50What are you doing?
00:57:04Chris, no!
00:57:06Wait
00:57:06Wait
00:57:07I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper
00:57:29She will not bother you again
00:57:33I swear
00:57:34Don't worry about it
00:57:37I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her
00:57:47We weren't a thing
00:57:50Not a brain to her
00:57:53Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:07She said that
00:58:08She said that
00:58:08That I would never be able to handle you
00:58:15She said that
00:58:19That I would never be able to handle you
00:58:26Satisfy you
00:58:30In bed
00:58:31That I was too much of a kid
00:58:39And that
00:58:39You'd never be into me
00:58:42Is that true?
00:58:50That's not how I feel, Harper
00:58:52But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel
00:58:56I'm supposed to protect you
00:58:59When I was in that pool
00:59:05I
00:59:06I really thought I was gonna die
00:59:09And all I could think about
00:59:13Was all the things I regret never doing
00:59:16What did you regret?
00:59:21Not doing this sooner
00:59:22I don't know if I can tell you
00:59:23I don't know if I can tell you
00:59:24I don't know if I can tell you
00:59:25I don't know if I can tell you
00:59:26I don't know if I can tell you
00:59:27I don't know if I can tell you
00:59:28I don't know if I can tell you
00:59:29I don't know if I can tell you
00:59:30I don't know if I can tell you
00:59:31I don't know if I can tell you
00:59:32I don't know if I can tell you
00:59:33I don't know if I can tell you
00:59:34I don't know if I can tell you
00:59:35I don't know if I can tell you
00:59:36I don't know if I can tell you
00:59:37I don't know if I can tell you
00:59:38what the hell am i doing why don't you stop again you're playing with fire harper
00:59:59your dad is going to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me
01:00:05or the things i get up to this isn't about mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're
01:00:11dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours you need to kill it i'm too dangerous
01:00:21so you're saying the kiss was a mistake and i should forget this ever happened
01:00:27it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah
01:00:32it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it
01:00:40you led me on and then you got cold feet just be a man and own it don't you're a psycho
01:00:46just trying to protect you
01:01:04morning
01:01:05i'm not hungry
01:01:12you need to eat
01:01:21no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:27are we even now
01:01:36bageled me and you made me strip tease for you
01:01:40what's wrong ghetto i hate seeing you like this
01:01:44you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:54columbia university gallery exhibition
01:02:02featuring the work of students harper reeves
01:02:09i'm going to make this up to you promise
01:02:13has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:27nope and he's never going to huh i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:34why would i invite an asshole who led me on oh hey hey let's forget about that douchebag
01:02:42okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class
01:02:46and i am not letting you fail stop moping let's go wine and dine some rich people okay
01:02:53wow how long do you think this took to paint christina like a million hours
01:03:13who the cares we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:18why make sure no one's coming
01:03:37what's
01:03:40i think i hear them coming let's go one last touch
01:03:57good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:04:01heartburn
01:04:07tonight is gonna be perfect huh what no no no no my my final project
01:04:17how am i gonna graduate why would someone do this to me
01:04:20harper harper harper i'm kind of confused is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:36is the painting supposed to be this ugly don't say that it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:48did you do this christina if i don't sell my work tonight i'm gonna fail the class we're gonna
01:04:58report you to the dean christina you're not gonna get away with this guess what you have no proof
01:05:06good luck with that losers that's what you get for fucking with me harper harper
01:05:14there's the student i've been looking for i can explain
01:05:20harper
01:05:23is this your work it's so ugly isn't it professor we have to fail harper it looks like a complete
01:05:31choke ladies i assure you harper knew what she was doing in fact
01:05:37i guess just bought this piece wait what who would buy this crap i will
01:05:56who would buy this piece of crap
01:05:58it's you you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party christina don't be rude don't you know who this
01:06:11is chris collins is a renowned rare art collector there's no way that's okay professor not everyone
01:06:18has taste
01:06:22how much for this painting oh no you are starting price is 18
01:06:31done
01:06:33wait eighteen hundred dollars
01:06:36you can study at this school or not we haven't sold one single painting for less than eighteen thousand
01:06:42dollars you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging whack-ass grandpa just has eighteen
01:06:49thousand dollars sitting in his bank account here's two mil take the rest and buy art supplies whatever
01:06:58it is you need to get for harper's sake sir mr collins this is too much oh my god oh my god are you
01:07:07fucking kidding me are you fucking kidding me language miss hawkes don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:18who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars my father still runs this university money
01:07:26runs this university and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic
01:07:31to see this check for disciplinary action you're going to get us expelled professor you can't
01:07:39please getting expelled sounds just about right to me no no not so fast what the else do you want from me
01:07:56i can't believe that you two would do something like this good luck proving it was us
01:08:05knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me
01:08:10i don't need to ruin your lives those dresses though wait what huh
01:08:17what was it that you two said oh right good luck proving it was me
01:08:41the chancellor wants you two in his office now you're being suspended let's go why are you grabbing
01:08:50us they're the ones who did this so arrest them let's go oh i'm gonna have to get this on camera
01:08:57i'll see you later congratulations on the sale miss reeves chris that was 18 grand that's eighteen
01:09:07thousand dollars seriously i thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:18what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:24he um i mean i
01:09:30was an idiot and i'm sorry but i think this might help
01:09:34i'll help show you how much i want you
01:09:51a blindfold i want you harper i want to do things to you
01:09:56bad things
01:10:04but only if you want me to
01:10:08i do
01:10:10why'd we stop
01:10:22i've been waiting so long for this
01:10:25i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer because i have to go wrap up the show
01:10:30and i'll wait for you
01:10:37wear that for me tonight
01:10:45harper harper
01:10:49hello earth to harper you need to look at this can it wait maria i'm having
01:10:54very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner no no that's what i need to tell you
01:11:01about harper look
01:11:06the guns and the money it's not just for show harper he's dangerous you need to move out now you can't
01:11:12keep living with him i can't keep living with him i need to talk to him okay harper
01:11:25taxi for harper
01:11:27who are you hey let go of me stop it please please let me go if it's money i'll give you however much you want
01:11:48harper harper harper ryan why are you doing this we broke up
01:12:00we broke up because you've been that old man you psycho he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:12:08he humiliated me but luckily for me your little boyfriend what does he have he has some dangerous
01:12:15enemies ain't that right fellas
01:12:19once he arrives to save his little princess
01:12:25well we don't need to get into the more details do we no no you can just watch no no no no no no no
01:12:45i'm gonna get into the more details do we need to get into the more details
01:12:53a trap what the hell
01:12:55out. Not bad for a guy who hates romance. I hope you don't mind. I wanted our first time
01:13:20to be special, Harper. Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where
01:13:25she is first. Hey, crap. I can explain. You're gonna explain. But first, you know my daughter
01:13:39better than I do. Is that text a prank? Harper's in trouble. We need to go. Okay.
01:13:46Can we have some fun with you after we kill Leather Graham? Hmm? Should we make him watch?
01:14:00Oh, looks like he's here. Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper? Huh? Get ready,
01:14:11boys.
01:14:16I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:33That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:36What's the matter, tough guy? What? You can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:14:57Let me go. I-I-I'll leave all the- I already told you once. You should've listened to me
01:15:09dead.
01:15:12I'm going to kill you, you goddamn dick.
01:15:14Are you okay? Did he hurt you?
01:15:37Chris, I put you in danger. You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:42When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:52Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:01Oh my god, Dad, what the hell?
01:16:03It's okay. I'll handle it.
01:16:05I want to hear it from my daughter. Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper? I want an answer now before I-before I kill him!
01:16:12No, Dad! Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:17But-
01:16:18Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:28Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:31Please don't be mad.
01:16:34You're wrong about that.
01:16:35It's not deep down.
01:16:38It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:45If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:50Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:53I believe you.
01:16:56You keep her safe.
01:16:58With my god damn life.
01:17:18You remember my instructions?
01:17:21Yes.
01:17:28Throw that jacket on the floor, kissing me goodnight, it's just for my life.
01:17:33Yes, Daddy.
01:17:37Say it.
01:17:40Yes, Daddy.
01:17:46I want you to beg for it.
01:17:51I want you to fuck me, Daddy.
01:17:58I want you to beg for it.
01:18:04Stop teasing.
01:18:07I want you to beg for it.
01:18:14Daddy.
01:18:15Say it.
01:18:17Or I'll punish you.
01:18:28I want you to beg for it.
01:18:29I want you to beg for it.
01:18:30I want you to beg for it.
01:18:30I want you to beg for it.
01:18:30Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:50Are you sure about that?
01:18:58You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:10You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:28You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:34Or at your own line.
01:19:38Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:39Once I started, let's stop it.
01:20:03I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:10You're different.
01:20:28Ready for round five?
01:20:32Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:35Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:39What if I don't?
01:20:42What was that?
01:20:44Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:46Honey, you home?
01:20:47Um, Dad, I'm kinda busy right now.
01:20:49That's okay, I'm just gonna come in for a walk.
01:20:51Ugh!
01:20:53I told you I was busy.
01:20:56This is my home, Harper Reeves.
01:20:59If you wanna get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:02Okay, I will.
01:21:04Can you get out?
01:21:06I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:21Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:23No, please keep them covered.
01:21:26I wanna give a speech.
01:21:27And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:30I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:33You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:37Just get on with it.
01:21:39What I do for a living.
01:21:42The not so legal part.
01:21:45It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:50And for me to be...
01:21:53Vulnerable?
01:21:55Yeah.
01:21:56But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:01You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:04And I wanna be around you.
01:22:06Forever.
01:22:08So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:21I'm moving you in there.
01:22:25As a graduation present.
01:22:28And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:35Only if you want to.
01:22:38Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:42Are you serious?
01:22:44What's wrong?
01:22:46Is it tacky?
01:22:48I liked it, I thought...
01:22:50Deal!
01:22:55But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:58Which is?
01:23:00You have to move in there with me.
01:23:02Deal.
01:23:04To be good.
01:23:06Hahaha.
01:23:07Can I see you?
01:23:09No.
01:23:14To be a little bit.
01:23:15But now...
01:23:16Until next time...
01:23:23Joaquin Leá.
01:23:25Rabb these gifted people!
01:23:28I do this.
01:23:29The end, early.
01:23:30Do it?
01:23:31Andy,
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