00:01Hi.
00:02I want to take you on a real date.
00:04Tomorrow night.
00:05I'm working.
00:06The next night, then. Final offer.
00:07You can buy my breakfast.
00:08That's kind of like a date.
00:10I want you to accept what you have with Olivia.
00:12You guys are friends, friends-ish, friends adjacent.
00:15Look over there at that table.
00:16She just got stood up.
00:17Go over there and talk to her.
00:18Show her Olivia.
00:19Another girl sees how much of a cat you are.
00:22Is this man bothering you?
00:23No, no, not at all.
00:24Because he's wanted in multiple states for indecent exposure.
00:28She's kidding.
00:29Oh, I am.
00:34I can tell she's into it.
00:36All three of us?
00:38You guys gonna ask me to watch you do it?
00:51I thought you were on the pill.
00:52It's hard to remember.
00:53You know, you have to take one every single day.
00:56Jenny?
00:57I need to talk to you, Connor.
00:58Two girls pregnant!
00:59So after thousands of years of perfection, the pull-out method has finally failed.
01:03We can get through this.
01:04No.
01:05Right?
01:06I'm not doing this if there's a side piece, baby mom.
01:07Absolutely not.
01:08I'm here because I want to try and do the right thing.
01:09Whatever that may be.
01:10You have to have the world's most potent frickin' sperm.
01:11This is so exciting.
01:12She's beautiful.
01:13Is she still up for threesome?
01:14That's the mother of my child, you disgusting animal.
01:15Hi!
01:16Hi!
01:17Hi!
01:18Do you always bring an extra person?
01:19You and Jenny aren't together, right?
01:20You and Jenny aren't together, right?
01:21There's nothing happening at all.
01:22I told my parents that you were my boyfriend.
01:23Surprise!
01:24Surprise!
01:25Surprise!
01:26We did not see this coming.
01:27We didn't see that baby coming either.
01:28Ha!
01:29I think about us getting back together all the time.
01:31I know that I'm the one making it harder.
01:33Coffee with a splash of whiskey.
01:34Oh wow.
01:35Didn't even check to see if I was joking, just sorta dove right in.
01:36I know that we have with Jenny.
01:38It's complicated, it's complicated, it's complicated, it's complicated, but it's complicated.
01:41But it's complicated.
01:42It's complicated.
01:43I don't know how we can make a party.
01:44I think the baby is aagin' that it's supposed to make a party.
01:45It's too complicated, it's complicated, it's complicated.
01:46It's complicated, it's complicated.
01:47Your family is so Blow Outwork.
01:48You and Jenny aren't together, right?
01:49There's nothing happening at all.
01:50I told my parents that you were my boyfriend.
01:51Surprise!
01:52Surprise!
01:53Surprise!
01:54We didn't see this coming.
01:56But we didn't see that baby coming either.
01:58Ha!
01:59and just sort of dove right in.
02:00I know what we have with Jenny is complicated.
02:03This is so hard.
02:04Can't we just help each other?
02:05Everything I've done has been with you
02:07and that baby
02:08and the rest of our lives in mind.
02:10You decided to bring her to my doctor?
02:13It was this or Yelp.
02:13So, Yelp.
02:15Sorry, did you forget something?
02:17Other than a condom?
02:19This is too good.
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