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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:12To be fair, we thought I was late.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I went in a cave.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:42You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:00It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:04The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:05I make my own money.
00:03:06Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:07Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:08I am the spokesperson for man thought.
00:03:09That means free underwear for life.
00:03:10For life.
00:03:11Some parents would be proud.
00:03:12Yeah.
00:03:13Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:15You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:18Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:22Mmm.
00:03:23All right.
00:03:24Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:25And don't be late.
00:03:26Bye, Dad.
00:03:27Bye, Dad.
00:03:28Excuse me.
00:03:30Excuse me.
00:03:45Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:02Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:24These are great.
00:04:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool. Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi. I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were ya?
00:05:10Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Treppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:17I can meet him later.
00:05:19Nah, Suleyton's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:23Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You...
00:05:36You have potential, okay?
00:05:37But you say you wanna be the CEO?
00:05:39Well, you're gonna have to prove it, cause so far...
00:05:42I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:46But...
00:05:50Hey...
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54Um...
00:05:55But...
00:05:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a...
00:06:13Really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh my god.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:24But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:29Don't worry about that.
00:06:31I have money saved.
00:06:33I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're gonna get through this...
00:06:38Together.
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:55Ciao Gucci!
00:06:56Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no.
00:07:10Forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings...
00:07:17For my doggy daycare.
00:07:18My dream, but...
00:07:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed,
00:07:31I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia...
00:07:36I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Hmm.
00:07:42Come back...
00:07:43Tonight.
00:07:44And, uh...
00:07:46Make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, Peggy.
00:07:50Oh, Amelia.
00:07:51You look bellissima.
00:07:52Except for the dog hair.
00:07:54Come with me.
00:07:55I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:56Are they from Italy?
00:07:57Yes.
00:07:58Wow.
00:07:59Yes, of course everything's from Italy here.
00:08:00Well...
00:08:01Well...
00:08:02Amelia, meet...
00:08:03My Phelangelo for my son.
00:08:04I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:05Mm-hmm.
00:08:06Yeah.
00:08:07Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:08I'm a dog walker.
00:08:09Well...
00:08:10I'm a dog walker.
00:08:11You look bellissima.
00:08:12Except for the dog hair.
00:08:13Well...
00:08:14Come with me.
00:08:15I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:16Are they from Italy?
00:08:17Yes.
00:08:18Wow.
00:08:19Yes, of course everything's from Italy here.
00:08:21Well...
00:08:22Amelia, meet...
00:08:23My Phelangelo for my son.
00:08:24I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:25Mm-hmm.
00:08:26Yeah.
00:08:27Are you a cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:31I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44That'd be really hard.
00:08:46Hey.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:48Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What?
00:09:02Exactly.
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:11Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean...
00:09:14It's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:16Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:26You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:46For me another.
00:09:48I told you I'm...
00:09:49Now.
00:09:51Fine.
00:09:59See?
00:10:00Dog Walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking Prada!
00:10:08Who?
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:19Amelia!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:22I asked her to pour me another drink.
00:10:24And she flipped out.
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus.
00:10:26But your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no.
00:10:29Please.
00:10:30I apologize.
00:10:31My son, he's just immature.
00:10:32Alright?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:38Alright?
00:10:39Just have a seat.
00:10:40Alright?
00:10:41And I promise.
00:10:42He'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:45So.
00:10:46Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:03I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus.
00:11:23What are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Angela, look.
00:11:35You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45I see.
00:11:46There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah.
00:11:54We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.
00:11:59I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:03But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah.
00:12:10Like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:29What's it gonna be?
00:12:34What's it gonna be?
00:12:38Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:42Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not gonna agree to marry her,
00:12:52then you're gonna lose the business.
00:12:55And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it. Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lawyers have already drafted the contract,
00:13:11and, son, we are gonna need some champagne.
00:13:15You're in my mind.
00:13:16Yeah.
00:13:17Try and make yourself look decent, Alan.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days,
00:13:24followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you,
00:13:28it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway,
00:13:34you must move in together immediately
00:13:36to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:38Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage,
00:13:42but, well, it can't do any good
00:13:44if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53Sign in.
00:14:13Salute to the new couple.
00:14:15So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:30Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:32Okay.
00:14:42So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:15:02Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:03What's...
00:15:04What is this?
00:15:05Put it in the trash.
00:15:06This isn't trash.
00:15:07These are my sisters.
00:15:08She's an artist.
00:15:09So, put them in your room.
00:15:10I said you could live here,
00:15:11not decorate.
00:15:12Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:13Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:14That's man-thong.
00:15:15It's trademarked.
00:15:16Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:33If this isn't cleaned up
00:15:34by the time I get back,
00:15:35don't cut it all in the fireplace.
00:15:37It's electric.
00:15:44Oh, by the way.
00:15:46This is gonna work.
00:15:48You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:51Gee, thanks.
00:15:52Welcome.
00:16:00You're getting married?
00:16:02Shh, Betsy. Don't tell the whole world.
00:16:05I'm sorry, Amelia. It's just...
00:16:08This isn't like you.
00:16:10Actually, we're... reserved.
00:16:13Safe.
00:16:15Like I always taught you.
00:16:18Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:22And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:27So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:29Michelangelo?
00:16:31The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:33No.
00:16:34Michelangelo...
00:16:36Dino Villano? Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:39Michelangelo Dino Villano?!
00:16:41Shhh!
00:16:43Michelangelo?
00:16:45Michelangelo?
00:16:46Like, start a hundred cancelled Bravo shows?
00:16:50How did you even meet?
00:16:51His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:55It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:59He's so toxic.
00:17:02Speaking of the devil?
00:17:04Oh, yeah.
00:17:06You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:09This is a doctor's office.
00:17:11Amelia.
00:17:14Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:17Doctor's ready.
00:17:19We'll talk about this later.
00:17:22We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:17:32We're already wet.
00:17:34We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:17:44We're already wet.
00:17:47We're already wet.
00:18:04Where did that come from?
00:18:06Nice place.
00:18:17I love the artwork.
00:18:23Thanks...
00:18:24Finally.
00:18:26Nice place.
00:18:32I love the artwork.
00:18:34Thanks.
00:18:35Finally.
00:18:36A little bit of a taste.
00:18:39No, I'm good.
00:18:41We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:43Far from me.
00:18:47You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:52Oh.
00:18:56Who are you?
00:19:05Who are you?
00:19:07Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:13Whatever.
00:19:14Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:16I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:18This is my house?
00:19:20We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:23Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:26You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:28What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:30He's jealous.
00:19:32Jealous? I'm not jealous!
00:19:36Sweet dreams!
00:19:44I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:46How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:49Even if he is kind of hot.
00:20:09See you later.
00:20:10And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:15Sorry.
00:20:16I had one so many to drink.
00:20:18It won't happen again.
00:20:19You better not.
00:20:31How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:34Not now.
00:20:35My head's killing me.
00:20:36We need to talk about last night.
00:20:38No.
00:20:38What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:42I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:45Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:46But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:49And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:53Fine.
00:20:53I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:54Just give me my phone.
00:20:55My sister needs this money.
00:21:01My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:21:05And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:21:11Then neither of us get...
00:21:12Then the contract is violated.
00:21:17Then neither of us get...
00:21:18You know shit.
00:21:19I'm serious.
00:21:20You know shit.
00:21:22I'm serious.
00:21:23Don't screw this up.
00:21:27Don't screw this up.
00:21:30I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:33I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:36I know what I'm doing.
00:21:37Dog walker.
00:21:38I know what I'm doing.
00:21:40Dog walker.
00:21:41And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:44And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:47Whenever I want.
00:21:48Wherever I want.
00:21:50Fine.
00:21:51Do whatever you want.
00:21:52I'm sorry, it's a bit harsh
00:21:56I'm sorry, it's a bit harsh
00:22:01I'm just really
00:22:02Really
00:22:05I'm over
00:22:08I'm over
00:22:11That could have gone better
00:22:14That could have gone better
00:22:22Hey, baby
00:22:26Hey, baby
00:22:29You think you don't have to keep working, Amelia
00:22:32You're rich, you don't have to keep working, Amelia
00:22:34You're rich now
00:22:36I know, I like it
00:22:38I know, I like it
00:22:41It's good to hear
00:22:42You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son
00:22:47It rubs off on my son
00:22:49Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:53How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:56Oh, fine
00:22:57Yeah
00:22:57We're, oh
00:22:58Fine
00:23:02Yeah
00:23:03We're still getting to know each other
00:23:04Alright
00:23:05Well, give him time
00:23:06Still getting to know each other
00:23:07Alright
00:23:08Well, give him time, alright?
00:23:10Oh, and listen
00:23:11He is not as bad as TMZ says, alright?
00:23:15Look, I
00:23:15I promise
00:23:16I wouldn't be so sure
00:23:18Yeah, you're right
00:23:19Well, we'll see you later
00:23:22Yeah
00:23:22Come on, Gucci
00:23:23Yeah, yeah
00:23:24Come on
00:23:24Bye, Gucci
00:23:25Hey, Amelia
00:23:29Hey, Jake
00:23:30Gucci, no
00:23:33Royce
00:23:34It's a bad dog, but
00:23:37I'm not actually mad about this
00:23:39It's to see you up close for once
00:23:41Yeah
00:23:42Same here
00:23:43Sorry
00:23:51Gucci's, um, a bit crazy
00:23:53His whole family, actually
00:23:55All these rich people are nuts
00:23:58They should make a reality show
00:24:00We're a little dog owners of Beverly Hills
00:24:03Do you want to walk together?
00:24:07Let these two get to know each other?
00:24:09Yeah
00:24:09I'd like them
00:24:11So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:19A couple months
00:24:20I like it
00:24:21I had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:24:23Barista
00:24:25Uber driver
00:24:26Delivery guy
00:24:28Movie extra?
00:24:30You were in a movie
00:24:31Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial
00:24:33I was trying to impress you
00:24:34How about you?
00:24:37How long have you been doing this?
00:24:38I don't know
00:24:39My whole life, I guess
00:24:41It started as a summer job
00:24:43And then I turned it into my own business
00:24:45I want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:24:47Wow
00:24:48I guess you really like dogs
00:24:50Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:24:53If you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:24:58My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight
00:25:01Do you want to go?
00:25:04I kind of have to admit I had a crush on you
00:25:07He did?
00:25:10Yeah
00:25:11I still do
00:25:13He's cute
00:25:17I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged
00:25:20Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:25:24I'd love to go to the concert
00:25:29Hell yeah
00:25:30I mean, uh
00:25:32Regular
00:25:33Yeah
00:25:34I know it's risky
00:25:38But
00:25:39I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo
00:25:41I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:25:43Hey, what's your ring?
00:25:48Um
00:25:49It's
00:25:49Just a class ring
00:25:51From high school
00:25:52Looks pretty big
00:25:55It was a big school
00:25:56Public schools
00:25:58Am I right?
00:26:03I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Engaged?
00:26:09No
00:26:09Are you kidding?
00:26:10I'm 24
00:26:11I'm practically still a baby
00:26:13I mean, I should be
00:26:14Wearing diapers
00:26:15Crawling around
00:26:17Drooling
00:26:17Nope
00:26:18Single and ready to mingle
00:26:20Okay
00:26:21Royce pooped
00:26:25Should pick it up
00:26:27Where?
00:26:27I don't see it
00:26:28Just
00:26:29Over there
00:26:29Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:39Of course
00:26:40It's an office
00:26:40You want to be CEO
00:26:42You got to look the part
00:26:43You mean like
00:26:44You look like Willy Wonka
00:26:45Without the chocolate factory?
00:26:48Very funny
00:26:49You know I'm retiring next year
00:26:51Yes, I know
00:26:52That means you got to get up to speed
00:26:54Rapidamente
00:26:55So today you're going to be my shadow
00:26:56You'll be my extra hands
00:26:57And we got a lot to do
00:26:59Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:27:00Fuck no
00:27:01Come on, Dad
00:27:02Okay
00:27:05Wow
00:27:12Oh my goodness
00:27:16Are you okay?
00:27:18Hi
00:27:18I'm Michelangelo
00:27:19You're engaged, remember?
00:27:26And this is our new palette
00:27:30It's Matt's collection
00:27:33He really liked these colors
00:27:34So we did them twice
00:27:35But yeah
00:27:37That's the presentation
00:27:39For me
00:27:40Michelangelo
00:27:42What, Dad?
00:27:52What a day, Dad
00:27:53It's not even lunchtime yet
00:27:55Look at you
00:27:55You got so lazy
00:27:56Just sitting around
00:27:57Taking pictures of yourself
00:27:58All the time
00:27:59Just stick with it
00:28:01Will you, kid?
00:28:02Hard work does pay off
00:28:03Let me just look at Amelia
00:28:05What about her?
00:28:07She comes from nothing, son
00:28:08Nobody taught her how to run a business
00:28:10But she just worked hard
00:28:12And now
00:28:12Well, now she earns money
00:28:14Doing what she loves
00:28:15I guess that's impressive
00:28:17Yeah, see
00:28:18See, it is
00:28:19I hope she rubs off on you a little
00:28:21You know
00:28:21I just hope I don't get that uptight
00:28:24Break's over
00:28:31Well, not too bad, huh?
00:28:49One day down
00:28:50Forty more years to go
00:28:52Now this is the time
00:28:56When you go home with Amelia
00:28:58You talk about the day's work
00:29:00Raise you closer together
00:29:02Comfort each other
00:29:04Just like your mom and I
00:29:05Used to do
00:29:06You know, I'm thinking
00:29:09It's time for the world
00:29:11To meet Amelia
00:29:13Tonight
00:29:15Tonight?
00:29:17Shit
00:29:18When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:29:20I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight
00:29:22The L.A. Zoo fundraiser
00:29:23Lights, camera, red carpet
00:29:25Perfect time to announce
00:29:27Our lovely new addition
00:29:28To the Dino Verdina
00:29:30Don't you think it's a bit
00:29:33Soon, Dad?
00:29:34I mean
00:29:34We just signed the contract
00:29:36What's the matter?
00:29:38You're getting along, aren't you?
00:29:40Yeah
00:29:40Yeah
00:29:40Just really starting to
00:29:42Warm up to each other
00:29:44Alright, so it's all settled
00:29:45I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight
00:29:47In the limo
00:29:48And
00:29:48Don't be late
00:29:50Why, Dad?
00:30:05So, remind me
00:30:07Why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:11Because I want to do something nice
00:30:12For my favorite big sister
00:30:14And
00:30:16And
00:30:17You know I never splurge on stuff like this
00:30:20But
00:30:20Since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now
00:30:23I think I can afford to let my hair down
00:30:25You better not let that hair down
00:30:27Sorry
00:30:28Just an expression
00:30:29How's it going in there?
00:30:38I'm coming out
00:30:39That bad
00:30:50I've
00:30:51Never seen a dog walker
00:30:53Look this hot
00:30:55Buy that dress
00:30:57ASAP
00:30:58Leave me alone, party boy
00:31:03I've got my own function tonight
00:31:05I've got my own function tonight
00:31:09I've got my own function tonight
00:31:10All right
00:31:11I've got my own function and I'll travel through
00:31:13And
00:31:13All right
00:31:28You are
00:31:29You are
00:31:32Yeah
00:31:33You are
00:31:34Yeah
00:31:35What are you looking at?
00:31:42You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:44Thanks.
00:31:45Um, I...
00:31:47Did you forget my name?
00:31:50No, it's just something different.
00:31:53Did you change your hair?
00:31:55Why do you care?
00:31:57The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:31:58I'm going out.
00:31:59I just forgot my charger.
00:32:00Awesome, thanks.
00:32:01I'm taking this.
00:32:06Wait, I've been calling you.
00:32:07We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:32:09I told you, I'm busy.
00:32:11Hold on!
00:32:14Amelia!
00:32:22All right, hey, look who's right on time.
00:32:25Nice.
00:32:27Where's Amelia?
00:32:28She's sick.
00:32:30She can't make it.
00:32:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:32:33If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:37Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:32:38Give her some nice soup.
00:32:41I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:32:43Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:32:46Poor thing.
00:32:48Okay, Dad.
00:32:49See you in the office.
00:32:50Stupid dog walker?
00:32:57Tricking me with her makeover.
00:32:59I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:08Hey.
00:33:08It's Michael Angelo, Dean Levino.
00:33:11Do you still track people?
00:33:12Wow.
00:33:28Amelia.
00:33:29Hi.
00:33:32You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:33:34Without a dog.
00:33:35Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:39I kind of panicked.
00:33:41No worries.
00:33:41I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:44Yeah.
00:33:45But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:33:47Talk to the bartender.
00:33:49Wow.
00:33:50The IP treatment.
00:33:51You look like one.
00:33:53Thanks, Jake.
00:33:55Hey, lover boy.
00:33:57We're on.
00:34:00Gotta go.
00:34:01Find me in the green room after.
00:34:02Hope you like it.
00:34:04Break a leg.
00:34:06Love this one.
00:34:26Rockstars are so much better than underwear models.
00:34:28All I do.
00:34:30You know what I want, babe.
00:34:32Good.
00:34:38Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:34:40Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:43One more, please.
00:34:48But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:34:51Jake, you guys were great.
00:35:01You really think so?
00:35:04I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:06The who?
00:35:08You don't know the strokes.
00:35:09Are they older?
00:35:13I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:17It's alright.
00:35:18Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:35:21You want some of that a drink?
00:35:22Yeah.
00:35:24love it.
00:35:30So...
00:35:30When did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:34Since I was 13.
00:35:35Played in bands all through high school and college, but...
00:35:38I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:35:40That's awesome.
00:35:41And when I get my record deal, I can fully quit my job, focus on music full-time.
00:35:47You're gonna quit dog walking? I thought you liked it.
00:35:51I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:35:55I don't even like dogs that much. I'm more of a cat person.
00:35:59A cat person?
00:36:03Who doesn't like dogs? Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:07I don't want to talk about work tonight. I just want to relax.
00:36:12Have a good time.
00:36:14You're beautiful, you know that.
00:36:18I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake. Now I'm not sure. We have nothing in common.
00:36:23Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:29The heck. I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:36:32Michelangelo had his fun. Now I can have mine.
00:36:41Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:36:52What's going on?
00:36:53That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:36:57He's not.
00:36:58You coming with me, dog walker?
00:37:00Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:02What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:03Back off, dude.
00:37:05Back off.
00:37:06Grubby little hipster.
00:37:07She's my fiancée.
00:37:09So that was an engagement ring?
00:37:11Jake, I can explain.
00:37:14Let's go.
00:37:16I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:18I'm not, Jake.
00:37:19This is for making me uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:37:30And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:37I can't believe you did that.
00:37:38After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:37:41Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:44Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:47I'm not following you around.
00:37:49You know what?
00:37:49I get it.
00:37:50You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:37:55Me jealous?
00:37:56Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:37:58Mike, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:38:01I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:38:03I have a name.
00:38:05Wait, what are you doing?
00:38:06That is an original.
00:38:07I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:38:10Oh, fine.
00:38:11I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:38:15I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:38:17You're treating me like shit.
00:38:20That's from the Renaissance.
00:38:22You are history's worst nightmare.
00:38:23I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:25We signed a contract.
00:38:26For an arranged marriage.
00:38:28Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:31You are such a simpleton.
00:38:33Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:37Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:40I tried to get along with you.
00:38:41You brought this on to yourself.
00:38:42I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:38:44Right back at you.
00:38:46I fucking hate you.
00:38:48I fucking hate you more.
00:38:49I fucking hate you.
00:39:19I fucking hate you.
00:39:49I fucking hate you.
00:40:16We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:40:20I know. We had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened.
00:40:24If that's what you want.
00:40:26Definitely.
00:40:28Um, I have to go to work.
00:40:32I should get up too.
00:40:35Oh, my head.
00:40:37There's Pedialyte in the fridge.
00:40:40Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:40:42Of course.
00:40:43My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:40:48Well, you look great.
00:40:50Thanks.
00:40:51I don't feel great.
00:40:54The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:40:57You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:41:02What's going on?
00:41:05So, Michelangelo and I had sex last week.
00:41:09Wait.
00:41:10For the first time?
00:41:13Yeah.
00:41:14We're taking it slow.
00:41:17Michelangelo.
00:41:18The male gigolo.
00:41:19Is taking it slow.
00:41:22Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:41:25And?
00:41:26How was it?
00:41:29Well...
00:41:30Really bad.
00:41:31Right?
00:41:32I knew it.
00:41:32Actually...
00:41:33It was the best sex I ever had?
00:41:37Well, that explains the glow.
00:41:42I am happy for you, sis.
00:41:45Physical chemistry is important.
00:41:47That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:41:49I don't get it.
00:41:51He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:41:54I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:41:59You get the picture.
00:42:03Hey.
00:42:05Opposites attract.
00:42:06I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:42:11Because you're so different.
00:42:13Something like that.
00:42:23Here it comes.
00:42:24Right on the schedule.
00:42:26Dog walker's in love with me.
00:42:28I'll have to let her down easy.
00:42:30Weird.
00:42:31I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:42:43What was that about?
00:42:45Must be the hangover.
00:42:54Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:42:56Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:43:01Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:43:21And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:43:23We should talk about the dog walker.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:47Hi.
00:43:47We should talk about Leslie.
00:43:54I'm not very good with words.
00:43:56Me neither.
00:43:57But last night, I...
00:43:58You don't have to say anything.
00:44:00We both know it was a mistake, and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever happened.
00:44:06I don't think you understand it. You just listen to me for a second.
00:44:09Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:44:12I'm a big girl. I've had a one-night stand before.
00:44:15I've never been with someone like you before.
00:44:17Okay, I get it. I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:44:24You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:44:28I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:44:30And frankly, so would I.
00:44:32I mean, you're driving me nuts. You don't understand.
00:44:34Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:44:38I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:44:41Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:44:44Amelia? What happened to Dog Walker?
00:44:50I have a confession to make.
00:44:55Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why,
00:45:00but that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:45:02Really?
00:45:05Do I look like I'm lying?
00:45:07I'm not a good actor.
00:45:09I could even do reality TV.
00:45:12But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:45:16Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:45:21You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:45:24Amelia, please.
00:45:26I know you felt it, too.
00:45:34Amelia, please.
00:45:36Don't act like you didn't feel it, too.
00:45:39I felt it, too.
00:45:45So why are we fighting it?
00:45:47I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:50Me, too.
00:45:51Me, too.
00:45:56Me, too.
00:46:26I set the kitchen on fire?
00:46:28How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:46:33It's not my fault.
00:46:34They should change the name.
00:46:37No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:46:40If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:46:42The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis, and he almost sinks the boat.
00:46:46You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:46:58Thanks?
00:47:00You know, we could actually try this.
00:47:03Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:47:06I'm serious.
00:47:09The wedding's coming up.
00:47:11We could give it a shot.
00:47:13You mean, like, you and me.
00:47:16Together, together.
00:47:17Why not?
00:47:18Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:47:20Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:47:41Oh, hey, Royce.
00:47:44Jake?
00:47:45How's it going?
00:47:47Good.
00:47:48Yeah.
00:47:49Look, the other night was kind of...
00:47:51Crazy.
00:47:52I know.
00:47:53I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:47:56We were kind of in a fight.
00:47:59I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:48:01Is he always like that?
00:48:03So aggressive and controlling?
00:48:05I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:48:07He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:48:10Well, I am his woman.
00:48:13He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:48:15And I don't blame him.
00:48:18Oh, my God.
00:48:19Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:48:22I didn't mean a pride.
00:48:25I just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:48:27I'm here if you need to talk.
00:48:29Thanks, Jake.
00:48:31But I'm engaged.
00:48:33Remember?
00:48:34And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:48:37I thought we had a connection.
00:48:38You're a cat person.
00:48:41It never would have worked.
00:48:44Come on, Gucci.
00:48:45Let's go.
00:48:49Cats are awesome.
00:48:50That was a great presentation.
00:48:56The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:48:59You think so?
00:49:00Ooh.
00:49:02Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:49:04Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:49:05Now, listen.
00:49:06I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:49:09You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:49:11Gucci?
00:49:12Sure.
00:49:13But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia specialty.
00:49:16Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:49:17You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:49:21At the dog park?
00:49:22Mm-hmm.
00:49:23I just texted her.
00:49:24It's all set.
00:49:26Now, go get her, lover boy.
00:49:39So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:49:43You've never played fetch before?
00:49:44It's my dad's dog, not mine.
00:49:49Let me try.
00:49:51That's okay.
00:49:52I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:49:59Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:50:02No.
00:50:03I like my work.
00:50:04What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:50:10You're right.
00:50:11I should work less.
00:50:13If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:50:21Fetch Gucci.
00:50:26I've got a big surprise.
00:50:28A surprise?
00:50:29Just wait and see.
00:50:40Grazie, Enzo.
00:50:41Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:50:48What's that?
00:50:49Special delivery from Masteryone's Italian Deli.
00:50:52But Gucci, what's your favorite prosciutto?
00:50:59You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:51:03I thought you were off the clock today.
00:51:07Besides, a special occasion.
00:51:10I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:51:15I'm kidding.
00:51:16This is for us.
00:51:18Why don't you get us a court script?
00:51:19What else is in the back?
00:51:20Just some imported Italian ingredients, so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:51:26You can cook?
00:51:40That was so good.
00:51:42I feel like I just went to Italy, even though I've never been.
00:51:45How did you do this?
00:51:48I can't cook at all.
00:51:50Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:51:53Did you learn in culinary school?
00:51:55No.
00:51:55My mom taught me.
00:51:57Tell me about her.
00:51:59I've never told a girl about my mom.
00:52:03Sorry.
00:52:04I don't mean to pray.
00:52:05She passed away when I was 11.
00:52:09Breast cancer.
00:52:11But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:52:13She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.
00:52:17She taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:52:20We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:52:24I still have all of her recipes here.
00:52:29Handwritten in Italian.
00:52:31That's really special.
00:52:35I miss her.
00:52:37This might sound corny, but...
00:52:39I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:52:43It's not corny.
00:52:45But I didn't know you were such a softie.
00:52:48Just don't tell TMZ.
00:52:51What about your parents?
00:52:53My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:52:57It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:53:00I'm sorry.
00:53:01I just really hope these treatments work.
00:53:06I don't want to lose her, too.
00:53:09I'm sorry.
00:53:10Your story made me emotional.
00:53:12I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:53:14I'll help you.
00:53:15No, no, it's fine.
00:53:16I like doing the dishes.
00:53:18It relaxes me.
00:53:19Good.
00:53:20Because I hate them.
00:53:22Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:53:28Is it just the wine?
00:53:29Or am I really falling for him?
00:53:32Her.
00:53:36You don't want espresso.
00:53:46Hey.
00:53:47Hey.
00:53:48Do you want an espresso?
00:53:50I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:53:53No, thank you.
00:53:54Me and Dad have been warning me.
00:53:55I'm kind of in a rush.
00:53:56Okay, well, don't forget Gucci.
00:53:58How could I?
00:53:58Ready, bro?
00:54:02Well, let me fix your tie.
00:54:05What do you know about ties?
00:54:07You wear t-shirts to work.
00:54:09And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:54:12Touche.
00:54:14There you go.
00:54:15Okay, bye.
00:54:16Bye.
00:54:19Love you.
00:54:20Love you, too.
00:54:21Love you, too.
00:54:21Love you.
00:54:21Love you, too.
00:54:21Love you.
00:54:21Love you, too.
00:54:23Love you, too.
00:54:25Love you, too.
00:54:26Love you, too.
00:54:27Love you, too.
00:54:28Love you, too.
00:54:31Sorry.
00:54:32Reflex.
00:54:33I didn't mean to say that.
00:54:35Me neither.
00:54:35Too soon.
00:54:38Talk about it later?
00:54:39Yeah.
00:54:41Okay.
00:54:41Okay.
00:54:43Could that have been any more awkward?
00:54:45And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:54:48Look who's here.
00:54:54Hey, my little guy.
00:54:57Hey, little Gucci.
00:54:59Look at this right here.
00:55:01Huh?
00:55:03Let's try it.
00:55:03Oh, yeah.
00:55:06Now, here's mine.
00:55:08Right?
00:55:09Just like that, huh?
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:11Even got one for Big Brother.
00:55:13Right there.
00:55:14Come to Papa.
00:55:16Yes, my boy.
00:55:18All right.
00:55:19All right.
00:55:20So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?
00:55:23This is two weeks off.
00:55:24Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:25They're waiting for an answer.
00:55:27And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:55:29He says the band is free.
00:55:32You like Coldplay, right?
00:55:34Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:37Oh.
00:55:37Well, all right.
00:55:40Then we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:55:42How about that?
00:55:42Not too big.
00:55:43Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:55:45Dad, let's just pump the brakes.
00:55:47We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:55:49What?
00:55:50Something wrong with Amelia?
00:55:52No.
00:55:53Everything is great.
00:55:55It's better than great, honestly.
00:55:58But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:56:01That's our thing.
00:56:03It's not Amelia's thing.
00:56:05I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:56:07Wow, I never thought of that.
00:56:11You know, you have a very good point there.
00:56:15I'm very impressed.
00:56:17You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:56:21I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:56:24Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:56:27Love?
00:56:29Yeah, I don't know.
00:56:33He's cute.
00:56:35All right, all right.
00:56:36Change of deal.
00:56:37Going to cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?
00:56:40And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair, a wedding with Coldplay.
00:56:45No Coldplay, Dad.
00:56:48No Coldplay.
00:56:48So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:57:00It's not working.
00:57:01I know it.
00:57:02I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:57:06And I'm cured.
00:57:07What?
00:57:09You're cured?
00:57:10Oh, congratulations.
00:57:14I wasn't expecting it.
00:57:16I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:57:20It only took two sessions?
00:57:22I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:57:25Maybe I didn't need the Dino Volino's money.
00:57:28What's wrong, sis?
00:57:30We should be celebrating!
00:57:32I brought Prosecco.
00:57:34No, yeah.
00:57:36No, I'm good.
00:57:37Yeah.
00:57:38Amelia, I'm your sister.
00:57:41You can tell me anything.
00:57:43Is it Michelangelo?
00:57:45Is everything okay?
00:57:47If that punk pretty boy hurts you,
00:57:50I will take that man thong
00:57:51and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:57:53that it will cut him in two.
00:57:54It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:58:00It's me.
00:58:02I have to tell you something.
00:58:08I cannot believe
00:58:10that they convinced you to do
00:58:11an arranged marriage!
00:58:14What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:58:15It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:58:18And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:58:22Actually,
00:58:23he's not that bad.
00:58:24I kind of like him.
00:58:28Yeah, babe,
00:58:29that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:58:31We need to get you out of there.
00:58:33Betsy,
00:58:34I have real feelings for him.
00:58:38But,
00:58:39what about the tabloid stories?
00:58:42You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:58:45They banned him for life.
00:58:48You'll never go to Epcot.
00:58:50He's not actually like the stories.
00:58:52Or, at least, not to me.
00:58:55He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:58:59If you marry Michelangelo,
00:59:02he will make your life a living hell.
00:59:05What if you meet him?
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:09Meet him.
00:59:11Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:59:12Maybe,
00:59:12maybe you'll actually like him.
00:59:14Don't count on it.
00:59:15Please,
00:59:16me,
00:59:17just give him a chance.
00:59:19Fine.
00:59:21Yes.
00:59:22Only one.
00:59:23Yes.
00:59:26You won't regret it.
00:59:27I'm gonna go get the Prosecco.
00:59:31You better bring the whole bottle.
00:59:33Okay.
00:59:35Thank you for making dinner.
00:59:38Of course.
00:59:39I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:59:41We need to celebrate.
00:59:45Michelangelo,
00:59:46you know that Betsy
00:59:47is the most important person in the world to me,
00:59:49right?
00:59:50You mean besides me?
00:59:51I'm serious.
00:59:52It's really important to me
00:59:53that you two get along.
00:59:55Have a glass of wine.
00:59:58Tonight's gonna be great.
01:00:05It's enormous.
01:00:11Why would anybody need so much room?
01:00:17It's nice to see you too, sis.
01:00:21Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
01:00:23So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
01:00:34How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
01:00:3796 Dom Perignon?
01:00:39Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
01:00:41Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.
01:00:44It's worth more than my car.
01:00:46Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
01:00:50$8.99 at Ralph's.
01:00:52It's delicious.
01:00:55This was made in France.
01:00:57Sorry.
01:00:57Can't touch that stuff.
01:00:59So,
01:01:01who wants a drink?
01:01:16You hardly touch your food.
01:01:26It's a little too rich for me.
01:01:30Mine tastes great.
01:01:33So, Michelangelo,
01:01:35I have some big sister questions
01:01:37to ask about the pernuptials coming up.
01:01:40You don't mind, do you?
01:01:42Fire away.
01:01:43So, I know you two have been having your
01:01:47fun.
01:01:50Um, but
01:01:50what's this relationship gonna look like
01:01:53once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:01:56I don't think it's going to.
01:01:59That's cute and all, but
01:02:01what about her career?
01:02:03Are you gonna support her?
01:02:04Or kids, what's your stance on that?
01:02:06Or are you just gonna
01:02:07jump to the next person once you get bored
01:02:10and this gets too serious?
01:02:11Betsy.
01:02:12Look.
01:02:13I know I have a past,
01:02:15but
01:02:16I'm committed to it.
01:02:18We haven't talked about kids,
01:02:19but
01:02:19I'm open to anything.
01:02:21See, Michelangelo,
01:02:22that's my point.
01:02:23You two are getting married
01:02:24and you barely know each other.
01:02:27We know now.
01:02:28Easy Betsy.
01:02:31I just think it's a bad idea
01:02:33getting married this soon.
01:02:34And if you really cared about Amelia,
01:02:36you would give her the time.
01:02:39And what makes you such an expert?
01:02:41I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:02:42Michelangelo.
01:02:44You probably picked them apart
01:02:45the way you're doing me right now.
01:02:47It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight
01:02:48when I met her.
01:02:48She gets it from you.
01:02:50Are you gonna let him talk to me
01:02:52like that, Amelia?
01:02:53You started it.
01:03:00Why don't we all just
01:03:01calm down?
01:03:03Betsy's just looking out
01:03:04for my best interest.
01:03:05No, she's alone and miserable
01:03:07and trying to drag you down with her.
01:03:09That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:03:11She's not been fair to me
01:03:11since she walked through the door.
01:03:13You're the horniest bastard
01:03:14in Beverly Hills.
01:03:15And you're a frigid, lonely woman
01:03:16who cannot stand
01:03:17to see her sister happy.
01:03:18You know what?
01:03:19You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:03:21That's my sister.
01:03:22She just survived cancer.
01:03:26That doesn't give her a right
01:03:27to insult me inside my own house.
01:03:29This is my house too
01:03:30and she can say whatever she wants.
01:03:32Not to me.
01:03:32You know, maybe she should be concerned.
01:03:34I don't like this side of you.
01:03:36See, I told you
01:03:36you should have spent more time
01:03:38getting to know each other
01:03:39but I guess the contract
01:03:40doesn't allow for that.
01:03:41You told her?
01:03:42She's my sister.
01:03:44I don't care.
01:03:44That violates our agreement.
01:03:46Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:03:47A contractual agreement?
01:03:49Some kind of obligation?
01:03:50It's not what I meant.
01:03:52It came out wrong, Amelia.
01:03:54I love you.
01:03:55You love me?
01:03:57Don't listen to him.
01:03:58He doesn't even know
01:03:59what that means.
01:04:00Shut the fuck up!
01:04:01You know what?
01:04:03Maybe she was right.
01:04:04I shouldn't have signed that contract.
01:04:05It's over.
01:04:11We need to get out of here.
01:04:15I've seen too many
01:04:15true crime documentaries
01:04:16on Netflix
01:04:17to know what happens
01:04:18when you tell rich people secrets.
01:04:19Amelia, I know this is hard to hear
01:04:26but you did the right thing.
01:04:30You could do so much better than him.
01:04:33Yeah, but he isn't a monster.
01:04:36I shouldn't have said that.
01:04:38We can talk about it on the road.
01:04:40Get packing and if we leave now
01:04:42we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:04:44Lay low for a bit.
01:04:45Mexico?
01:04:46Or Canada.
01:04:47Whatever.
01:04:48It's that or stay here
01:04:49and get sued
01:04:50by the Dino Lavinos.
01:04:53Or worse.
01:04:54I don't think Romulus
01:04:55and Michelangelo would sue us.
01:04:57I mean
01:04:57I only told you about the contract.
01:04:59It's not like I told the media.
01:05:01You don't know that.
01:05:04We're liabilities.
01:05:06Lose ends.
01:05:07You should listen to more
01:05:08True Kind podcast.
01:05:09Get rid of that thing.
01:05:15They could be tracking us right now.
01:05:18Yeah, you know
01:05:19Michelangelo did manage
01:05:20to follow me to the ecoplex the other day.
01:05:23See?
01:05:24He could have a sniper on us.
01:05:30It's Romulus.
01:05:31Hey Romulus.
01:05:34What?
01:05:35What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:05:39Oh, you came.
01:05:51Against my better judgment.
01:05:54I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:05:56I've just been busy.
01:05:58But
01:05:58it's over with now.
01:06:02You should
01:06:03punish me for straying.
01:06:06You make me sick.
01:06:08I make me sick.
01:06:18Nice
01:06:19underwear.
01:06:22Great craftsmanship.
01:06:28Okay.
01:06:29Let's get this over with.
01:06:30Is that all you have to say?
01:06:36Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:06:38I'm
01:06:39sorry.
01:06:41Chantel.
01:06:43I thought I wanted this.
01:06:46But I don't.
01:06:49I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:06:50Amelia broke up with me.
01:06:59It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:07:05Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair.
01:07:08I am fucking devastated.
01:07:11And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:07:14I just wanted to come back to me.
01:07:16Amelia.
01:07:21Amelia.
01:07:26Hi Dad.
01:07:31Gucci's gone?
01:07:32I'll be right there.
01:07:36What?
01:07:36Romulus
01:07:42Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know
01:07:49We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:07:51He just shot off like a rocket
01:07:53I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back
01:07:56Well, we can help you find him
01:08:00Yeah
01:08:01Right?
01:08:04Good, thanks
01:08:05Good, Gucci
01:08:06This better not be a trap
01:08:08Just come on
01:08:09Gucci!
01:08:13Gucci!
01:08:14Hey, hey, hey, where's Michelangelo?
01:08:17I thought you were both together, why isn't he here with you?
01:08:19Oh, um, he's...
01:08:21Sorry, I'm late, Dad
01:08:22Where were you?
01:08:24I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastriani's
01:08:27It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:08:29If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will
01:08:32Smart move, kid
01:08:34Here, ladies
01:08:35Take a piece of this prosciutto over here
01:08:37That's it
01:08:38Give me the urk
01:08:42Gucci!
01:08:54We've been looking for him all night long
01:09:04We're never gonna find him
01:09:07Don't give up, Dad
01:09:08He's just off having a little adventure
01:09:10Keep looking, he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:09:12See?
01:09:14They're not gonna kill us
01:09:16I do have to admit, though
01:09:17I didn't expect to see this side of him
01:09:20He's really there for his dad
01:09:23His dad's dog
01:09:25So you approve now?
01:09:28They didn't say that
01:09:29Gucci!
01:09:32Gucci!
01:09:35My boy's back!
01:09:38Okay, okay
01:09:47I'm a little closer to approving
01:09:50I might have possibly misjudged you
01:10:02A little
01:10:04It's okay
01:10:06Most of what the tabloids publish is true
01:10:09They just leave out part of the story
01:10:11Amelia
01:10:13Can we talk?
01:10:18Please?
01:10:22Amelia
01:10:22Can we talk?
01:10:26Please?
01:10:27Okay
01:10:28Amelia
01:10:37I'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:10:41I shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:10:44And I shouldn't have blown up at you
01:10:46For mentioning the contract
01:10:47I hope that you know you
01:10:52Mean so much more to me
01:10:53Than just a business agreement
01:10:55Thanks for saying that
01:10:58I needed to hear that
01:11:00And I'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:11:04You're not one
01:11:06I'm still learning new things about you
01:11:10Most of them are good
01:11:12I'm happy we signed the contract
01:11:15I'm not
01:11:18You're not?
01:11:21What do you mean?
01:11:25Amelia, this might sound crazy
01:11:27But
01:11:27I meant it when I said that I love you
01:11:31And I don't want
01:11:33Some silly piece of paper
01:11:34To be the reason that we stay together
01:11:36I want to know that our love is real
01:11:39Dad
01:11:42What is it, son?
01:11:45I want to cancel the contract
01:11:46Between me and Amelia
01:11:47But why, son?
01:11:50Because I want to ask her to marry me
01:11:52And not because of some legal obligation
01:11:57But because she wants to
01:12:01Consider our contract null and void
01:12:08Amelia
01:12:16Where will it be?
01:12:20Will you marry me?
01:12:25Will you marry me?
01:12:28Yes
01:12:28I'll marry you
01:12:30I'll marry you
01:12:30You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:12:47And I'm the happiest dog walker
01:12:50Look at me
01:12:52I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct
01:12:55All right, all right, you two
01:12:58That's enough, all right?
01:13:00We spent this whole night together
01:13:02Come over to my place, all right?
01:13:04We'll have a nice breakfast
01:13:05Italian style, huh?
01:13:08Hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:13:10I think I can get used to it
01:13:12And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:13:15I want to hear from everybody involved
01:13:17Especially Coldplay
01:13:20We're not getting Coldplay, Dad
01:13:21It was worth a try
01:13:45And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:13:50Michelangelo?
01:13:55Amelia
01:13:55Even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:14:00We're perfect together
01:14:02I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:14:07And not just about dogs
01:14:09I don't know how I ever managed anything without you
01:14:14I'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:14:22As I take over the family business from my father this year
01:14:25And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband
01:14:34As you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:14:38Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear
01:14:47I love you so much
01:14:50I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model
01:15:00But here we are
01:15:02Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell
01:15:06And you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:15:07Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy
01:15:10And although we haven't spent much time together
01:15:18It feels like a lifetime
01:15:20In a good way
01:15:21I know your mom would be proud of you
01:15:24Te amo, Michelangelo
01:15:25I love you
01:15:26With the power vested in me by almighty God
01:15:30And the city of Beverly Hills
01:15:31I now pronounce you husband and wife
01:15:34You may kiss your bride
01:15:36Thanks
01:15:45I'm Betsy
01:15:47Amelia's sister
01:15:48I'm Jake
01:15:50Another dog walker
01:15:51It's crazy
01:15:53You know, giving my sister
01:15:55But I've always been more of a cat person
01:15:57Me too
01:15:59Come on
01:16:00Bye
01:16:05Go
01:16:05Go
01:16:07Go
01:16:09Go
01:16:09Go
01:16:11Go
01:16:13Go
01:16:14Go
01:16:18Go
01:16:18Go
01:16:19Talk
01:16:19Go
01:16:19Go
01:16:20Go
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