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00:00My God, it's worse than I imagined.
00:18An entire horde of monsters.
00:22How much longer we gotta sit on our decks before you tell us what this is about?
00:26Your employer will be here shortly. He'll fill you in on the target.
00:31Target? As in just one?
00:34Hell of a lot of guns for one guy.
00:37Yeah, with odds like these, you might actually win a fight.
00:42Okay.
00:46And this is the species we're trying to save?
00:48I still say we just go in ourselves.
00:51We're a tactical strike force trained for precision demon removal.
00:56His mission requires blunt instruments.
00:59They certainly qualify.
01:02Let them fight over who's the baddest dude in the room.
01:05We know who it really is.
01:07Oh my God.
01:15Is that...
01:17The vice-fucking-president.
01:19Since there's no need for introductions, I'll get right to it.
01:22This gentleman is your primary objective.
01:25An item of critical importance to our national security.
01:30However, seeing as this item officially does not exist, we need it retrieved off the books.
01:36We've tracked the amulet to this location.
01:41You'll find it around the neck of its current owner.
01:44A man the US government considers a top-level threat.
01:48He is extremely volatile and prodigiously gifted in combat.
01:53Engage him only with the full brunt of your firepower.
01:56Superman, son of a bitch, got a name.
02:01His name is Dante.
02:11That's the guy we're supposed to be worried about?
02:14What's he gonna do?
02:15Get hair, die on us?
02:16Get hair, die on us.
02:46What's he gonna do now?
02:47Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
02:49Oh, keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
02:52Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
02:55Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
02:57Hey, ladies.
02:58Hey, fellas.
03:00And the people that don't give a...
03:02All the lovers.
03:03All the haters.
03:04And all the people that call themselves players.
03:07Hot mamas.
03:08Pimp daddies.
03:10And the people rolling up in caddies.
03:12Hey, rockers.
03:13Hiphoppers.
03:15And everybody.
03:16Everybody, everybody, everybody
03:18Hands up, hands down
03:20Back up, back up
03:22Tell me what you gonna do now
03:24Hands up, hands down
03:26Tell me what you gonna do now
03:28Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
03:30Keep rolling, rolling, rolling
03:32Keep rolling, rolling, rolling
03:34Keep rolling, rolling, rolling
03:46laugh while you can you won't be much longer i met dante once worked with him on a protection job
03:55i've dealt with killers and roughnecks of every grade but this guy he's something else the way
04:02he moved the hits he took i'd be dead now if it wasn't for him and you'll be dead soon enough
04:10if you go after him ain't no amount of money you could offer that'd be worth five hundred thousand
04:19the bounty is five hundred thousand for whoever brings in dante with the amulet
04:24and a bonus if he's alive for questioning well all right let's go get him then we will be deploying
04:35a civilian asset to keep dante distracted as you move in so if we're doing all the work
04:40why'd you bring the boy scout patrol here they don't look like no jarheads to me
04:46these soldiers will be in the field overseeing the operation you'll deliver the package to them
04:54the contract opens as of midnight tonight that's all
04:59you in the cap with the nice eyes hold on a second
05:10you see something you like sweetheart what you said was correct
05:17we're not jarheads we're demon hunters you're joking i know it's a lot to take in someone walks up
05:28and tells you demons are real and it's my job to kill them you're thinking the same thing anyone else
05:34would but unfortunately it's the truth the worst truth is that not only are demons real
05:41they're really fucking hard to kill we've had to come up with our own methods like these
05:47anti-demon bullets hit a human with one and it works like any other bullet
05:52but hit a demon and this little liquid explodes the instant it comes in contact with their dna
05:59that's uh good to know sometimes they pass for human they can even be incredibly convincing
06:07it's in the proportions the arms or legs will be a little too long facial features too far apart
06:15like they haven't quite evolved all the way there's also something in the eyes
06:20a void with a glimmer of a soul should be and of course the smell vein mix of sulfur and cow shit
06:33a lot of
06:36so
06:40at
06:42you
06:44you
06:46a
06:50a
06:52a
06:53a
06:54a
06:56a
06:58You were solid there boss don't think I even saw you blink I knew I was in good hands
07:21Lieutenant Arkham is the pride of this righteous army
07:24I'm just helping secure a world for our species
07:27That's all that matters
07:28Indeed and our world could not ask for a better soldier
07:32Let him in
07:36Who the
07:43This is Anders
07:45Your newest member of Dark Comm Elite Ops
07:47Anders aren't you
07:49The only survivor of the White Rabbit's ambush
07:51I've watched your mission tapes
07:53It is an honor to serve with you ma'am
07:55Lieutenant Mary
07:58Lieutenant got you
08:00Welcome to the team chief
08:04You sure about this guy sir
08:05He requested this assignment
08:07God has tested him and he was found worthy
08:10Soldier where is the asset
08:12While I got you here
08:13Who do I talk to about the menu
08:15I can't even get a decent Play-Doh
08:18Oh
08:20Uh
08:21So
08:22Wait
08:23What do I have to do again?
08:25Dante?
08:26You here?
08:39Hey Dante
08:43It's your buddy Enzo
08:46I don't know
08:49Dante
08:52You are here
08:54Thank God
08:55I was worried I missed you
08:57Hey Enzo
08:58How have you been?
09:00I could do better to tell you the truth
09:02Like if you didn't have a barrel pressed to my temple right now
09:06Wish I could help you out there
09:07I do have a funny story for you though
09:09You're gonna love this
09:11So my last job
09:13The one you gave me
09:14It turned out to be a setup
09:16So a shape-shifting demon baby
09:18Could try to steal my necklace
09:20Crazy right?
09:21That's the craziest thing I ever heard
09:25It wasn't my fault Dante
09:31Don't blame poor old Enzo
09:33I'm just a killer man
09:35I'm not funny
09:36It was the guy who gave me the job
09:38The white rabbit
09:39He's the one
09:41Set the whole thing up
09:43Satan
09:44He comes into my office talking all smooth
09:46I'm mesmerized
09:49All we gotta do is get to him first
09:55And then split the 500
09:57Between us
09:59So you're saying you only sent me into a trap
10:02Because a demon that looks like a giant rabbit
10:04Tricked you into doing it?
10:06Pretty much
10:07Yeah
10:07Alright
10:10That checks out
10:11What are you doing here?
10:13I brought you the second half of your fee
10:15Just cause the job was fake
10:17Don't mean you don't get paid, right?
10:21Pure, uncut, American green
10:23And all you had to do was fight a baby for it
10:26And my own brother
10:28The shape-shifter showed up again later disguised as him
10:31Nothing like how he'd actually look now
10:33But still
10:33It was a good effort
10:35Your brother
10:37Talk about digging up the past, huh?
10:39You alright, kid?
10:42I keep telling you
10:42What's my only rule?
10:44I'll take any job that pays
10:45Especially if it involves killing demons
10:47Just as long as you don't have to care
10:50I know
10:52So
10:53You and me
10:54We're all good now, yeah?
10:55You know
10:56I look at you like my own son
10:58I would take a bullet for you
11:00Well
11:00Maybe not a bullet
11:01Definitely a blade
11:02Like a little jab
11:03Point is
11:04I would never
11:05Set you up like that on purpose
11:07So there aren't multiple teams of mercenaries outside
11:10Closing in around us right now?
11:12Okay
11:13I set you up this time
11:15But only because they made me
11:16I know I've got another one of these
11:19There it is
11:21Look, Dante
11:23Those guys out there are after your necklace too
11:26And it's the feds who are paying them
11:28This thing goes right to the top
11:30What say you just give the bling to me
11:33And I'll take it over to them?
11:35Huh?
11:35No muss, no fuss
11:37I can't do it, Enzo
11:38She gave me this necklace
11:41This isn't just a necklace, Dante
11:44It's a part of our family's history
11:46I need you to take good care of it, okay?
11:50You have to keep this safe
11:51Always
11:52You promise?
11:55It's the last thing of hers that I have
11:57No one is gonna take it from me
11:59Fair enough
12:00Well, I'll just, uh
12:02Let you get ready for the big throwdown then
12:04And head on
12:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
12:06I didn't say we were good yet
12:08I didn't say we were good yet
12:08We're here for the amulet
12:29Drop the gun
12:31Drop the gun and hand it over
12:32I said drop the gun
12:35I don't think that's the guy
12:41Of course it's not the guy
12:43Quiet!
12:59Get back the gun!
13:03Fire up!
13:11Who are we shooting at?
13:41Come on, you ain't shit, pal!
13:44I'm dead, I'm dead!
13:50Stop!
13:59Now we're good.
14:01Was the gag really necessary?
14:04Alright, I see your point.
14:07You managed not to kill any of them.
14:10I had to add a little challenge.
14:12You wouldn't happen to know why my family heirloom
14:14is suddenly New York's hottest fashion accessory?
14:16If I had that info, I'd have tried to sell it to you
14:18the second I got in here.
14:20Give me some credit.
14:22What are you doing now?
14:26I work better with music.
14:40I'll give you one thing.
14:41This guy's got taste!
14:42Go!
14:44Go!
14:46Go!
14:50Go!
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15:54Go!
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15:58how the fuck i don't feel bad i heal extremely fast like a superhero not that i call myself a
16:12superhero but your mom does
16:28hey pat our boys still getting their asses kicked
16:40yep i feel bad for you doc your first time in the field and we're not even going to see action
16:48my brain is too valuable to risk taking into a combat zone i only came so i can examine the
16:54quantum transmitter the soonest possible moment come on you don't want to pick up a sweet battle
16:58scar like my man here king what i'm saying he's a badass you went toe to par with the white rabbit
17:05and lived i got lucky that's all whoa whoa whoa yo yo yo yo what was that
17:11it looks like he can heal himself any explanations there doc uh not at the moment is he genetically
17:21enhanced somehow i have a theory
17:23i'll be testing it shortly great so the guy's some sort of super soldier and he's wearing half
17:33the transmitter that keeps our reality from being swarmed by the armies of hell as a necklace
17:38yeah he really is just wearing it isn't he kind of makes you question sparta's whole plan
17:45excuse me but um what's an ancient greek city state got to do with any of this
17:50not sparta sparta did no one read the intelligence briefing i prepared
17:56i read it thank you
18:01sparta's one hell dweller who might be worth not vaporizing on sight he was a demon knight
18:09whatever that means big bad warrior blah blah blah served as the right hand of mundus
18:17the demon's king two thousand years ago when our world was still connected to their shithole
18:23and mundus wasn't happy just ruling the shithole he wanted to conquer humanity make slaves of us all
18:31typical demon shit and i guess sparta woke up one day and realized
18:36hey this is evil as fuck so he rebelled he fought against mundus taking out hundreds of his own former
18:45legions kind of the least he could fucking do really but even he couldn't stop an entire world
18:51for abominations the only way to protect humanity was to seal the realms off from each other
18:58he himself stayed on our side which if that's true he's been mi fucking a whenever shit hits the fan
19:08for the past few millennia
19:09so maybe he is just another pit beast after all
19:17Dante remember me let's see seven feet tall face like someone carved a gargoyle out of beef jerky
19:42i do remember arnie right how are the kids great thanks julie just got into yale
19:49so look there's a big ass bounty on that necklace of yours
19:55i was thinking you and me bring it in together huh split the dough
20:0050 50. that's a better offer than someone made
20:05but it's gonna be hard now
20:09worth a shot sorry about the place no hard feelings
20:15i thought the big guy would get at least a hit in or something
20:42man these dudes give low-life hired killers a bad name
20:46oh your daughters
20:52i'm all they got you know so when i went to sign up for the army because there was no other option
20:57and this recruiter comes up to me saying i can join the important fight right here from home
21:01he left out the demons from hell park though
21:03kind of wish he led with the demons from hell park
21:05i want to answer differently
21:06it's time
21:09i'm going in
21:11copy that lieutenant
21:12you sure you don't need any help
21:15just get the truck warmed up
21:16but i can't wait
21:19he said
21:20you feel like a
21:22or
21:23you know
21:24or
21:24you know
21:25or
21:26but you're not
21:27or
21:28youke
21:30but you know
21:32or
21:32you're the one
21:33or
21:34you
21:35or
21:36you know
21:40or
21:41youข
21:42or
21:43or
21:44Hey, that was actually kind of close.
21:56Closer than you think.
22:09Hey!
22:14Of course, the goon squad was a misdirect.
22:25Who was that chick?
22:28What a woman!
22:29I don't care who she is.
22:32I made a promise.
22:34And I'm going to keep it.
22:39So, who here is looking for representation?
22:42Hey, Lee!
22:57Hey, Lee!
22:57What's in that thing?
23:19I watched you fighting and wondered, what the fuck kind of person can just shake off bullets like that?
23:25A really, really awesome one?
23:27Or not a person at all.
23:29That was an anti-demon round I hit you with.
23:31Which means, no matter how good you might be at hiding it, you're a demon.
23:36Ripped an irresistible dreamboat, I know.
23:44You still can't just tear a guy's clothes off.
23:46You're not demon, but you're blood.
23:49I've heard it was possible.
23:51I never thought I'd see one, though.
23:53You're a hybrid.
23:54Part human, part demon.
23:56Wait, you think I'm part demon?
23:58You are.
23:59And I've got the one weapon on Earth to kill you.
24:29Seriously, part demon?
24:42If you knew how many of those things I've killed, you'd know how crazy you sound.
24:46Demons kill their own all the time.
24:49Death and destruction is the core of your nature.
24:51Trust me, I know all about demons' nature.
24:54I'm not one of them.
24:55How else can you explain what you're capable of?
24:58You even fight like they do.
25:00Unholy strength, but no intelligence.
25:02No strategy.
25:04I don't know.
25:04Seems like I managed to catch you.
25:06Since we're getting so personal.
25:09What does everyone want with my mom's necklace?
25:12You don't even know what this really is.
25:14Do you?
25:16Know that it's mine!
25:18All yours, Hellblood.
25:25Let's go!
25:55Oh.
26:25What truck?
26:43Who caught who now, motherfucker?
26:55The leaf off of the tree, on it I see the freedom reign.
27:07We are falling, the light is calling.
27:14Tears inside me, calm me down.
27:21Midnight calling, midst of resolving.
27:29Crown me with the pure green leaf.
27:37Praise to my Father, blessed by the water.
27:44Black night, dark sky, the devil's sky.
27:53That is just the way to do it.
27:57The only place in the world has to be taken.
28:00Face to my Father, my God.
28:02In the world, big.
28:04Elimination.
28:07And it's not just the land we're reduced.
28:09I got my way to do it.
28:11It's not just the land we're reduced, not the land we are.
28:14We're in the hospital.
28:15As the land we're in the hospital.
28:16Have a little bit.
28:17Have a little bit.
28:19I got a little bit of our life.
28:20I have nothing.