Billy Madison ABC Split Screen Credits

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00:00Baby, cause I'm out!

00:02ABC Tuesday, let's talk turkey.

00:04Hi, Michael J. Fox here.

00:05You know, for the Thanksgiving episodes, most shows would just have their star get his hands stuck inside a turkey.

00:10Not us.

00:11What do you think this is, 20 pounds of juicy meat?

00:13That's right, a giant dog.

00:16Spin City, the Thanksgiving episode, followed by a special 90-minute NYPD Blue.

00:20See you Tuesday on ABC.

00:22ABC Wednesday, did you ever watch someone...

00:24You're in love with my girlfriend.

00:26...who didn't want you?

00:27How could you choose him over me?

00:28Sometimes you just have to go for it.

00:30Hey, let me help you off the coat there.

00:31Oh, nice.

00:31Oh, no, I'll do it.

00:32Oh, that's okay.

00:33I'm the host.

00:34Really, I insist.

00:35Got it! Yes!

00:36John Cryer guest stars on Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place, after an all-new Tarma and Greg.

00:40See you Wednesday.

00:41The next great moment in television.

00:57NYPD Blue, ABC Tuesday at 93830 Central.

01:00Viewer discretion advised.

01:01In the tradition of Roseanne, Tim Allen, and Drew Carey, ABC introduces you to a new working-class hero.

01:10Sushi and body piercing are not allowed.

01:13You have something in your belly button, it's a piece of lint.

01:15You have a drinking problem, you don't take 12 steps, you take a nap.

01:19That's life, ABC Tuesday.

01:23Introducing a new comedy.

01:24Hey!

01:25Way to hold on to that pizza.

01:26Where the good times are extra large.

01:29Excuse me, can I see a menu?

01:31It's a pizza place!

01:32The love is definitely deep dish.

01:34You set me up with a patient?

01:36She's just having her lungs rotated.

01:38And the friendship comes with everything on it.

01:41Stop putting your sweaty shirts in my laundry.

01:44Two guys, a girl, and a pizza place.

01:46They just lit my shirt back in the back.

01:47Yeah, and my boxers.

01:49Excellent.

01:49After Drew Carey, ABC Wednesday.

01:56I'll see you next time.

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