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00:00oh come on would you please pay attention i could wake up at any moment
00:07hi i'm joshua i'm here to pick up rachel
00:10no no no that's not joshua
00:11what do you want from me i never met the guy
00:14so i'm sorry you can't stay the rest of us have a lot of work to do
00:21what are you doing
00:26all right listen i gotta wake up
00:29all right i'm gonna try giving them 55 each
00:38thank you give me 40 you'll never again
00:45what are you gonna do you gonna live here are you gonna move out or what
00:53i'll just take the fire escape to get in and out of the building
00:59so what's in the cooler
01:05well will you look at that i guess i
01:08forgot the locket
01:12you mean it was open we desecrated a pet cemetery for nothing
01:18well this is one for the books huh jerry
01:21some of you find your attention that many of you don't know when third rock is on so we wrote the
01:27sounds get ready for a big shock
01:37Wednesday, Wednesday, third rock on Wednesday, third rock on Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, Sally, Tom, and Dick and Me, third rock, yassi, third rock, Wednesday, must it be the NBC, Wednesday, Wednesday, third rock on Wednesday, now.
01:50A special one-hour Third Rock, Wednesday at 8, 7 central on NBC.
01:53Night at 9, 8 central.
02:05It's the question all America wants answered.
02:07What's Dennis Rodman going to wear tonight?
02:09Even Star Trek's Jerry Ryan's beaming down.
02:11So stay up for Jay.
02:12Your local news is next.
02:14New at 11, victim after victim after victim speaks out against one of America's most trusted names in house painting.
02:20Which company is behind all these complaints?
02:22It's an 11 Alive News investigation.
02:24Plus, another White House intern surfaces in a Clinton sex scandal.
02:2711 Alive News at 11 starts now.
02:31Not cho cheese.
02:34This place is awesome.
02:40It's
02:40This place is awesome.
02:45It's like where food and money come to have sex.
02:47Mondays this fall.
02:49If you like an upscale atmosphere.
02:51The ladies at table 2 are lubricated past the point of discretion.
02:54Great food.
02:55This reel is gorgeous.
02:56Tell me you didn't put the beard on your pants.
02:57What if I did?
02:58An excellent service.
02:59You, you put the hole in hostess.
03:01Why, thank you.
03:03Have we got a comedy for you.
03:04Kitchen Confidential.
03:06Teddy cut my finger off.
03:07Will you quit screwing around and sew it back on?
03:10Premieres at 8.30, 7.30 Central tomorrow on Fox.
03:13An hour ago, we found out that Wynn's Crystal Bernard is about to race in the Molson Indy.
03:18Crystal, how you feel?
03:21Crystal revs her engine.
03:22But soon, she learns the meaning of yield.
03:25From out of the blue, she gets karebed, baby!
03:27It's a crash and a boom situation.
03:29It's heinous.
03:30Crystal hits the wall.
03:31Literally.
03:32Oh, no!
03:33What is she ever going to tell the insurance adjuster?
03:35Banged into each other like six times.
03:37I hope he doesn't think it's my fault.
03:39Hey, follow Crystal on Tuesday nights because he's come back!
03:42Lowell's back on Wings.
03:52You just saw Juliana Margulies on ER.
03:55Now you can see her with Jay along with singing sensation KD Lang.
03:59It's only on The Tonight Show after your local news.
04:03Next on News 4, a blizzard of controversy is stirring over two of America's most famous polar bears.
04:09Klondike and Snow may have moved to a new home soon.
04:12We'll explain why next.
04:14See them before they leave.
04:18Definitely Unforgettable.
04:20Alias followed by the Practice ABC Tonight.
04:23Monday, ABC presents a national event with command performances by host Kelsey Grammer,
04:30Leanne Rimes, Country Supergroup Lone Star, and George Lopez.
04:34I envision a Washington with a Latino in the White House.
04:37We'd still leave it white, but with blue trim.
04:39An American celebration at Ford's Theater, ABC Monday, 10, 9 Central.
04:43The fairytale wedding.
04:45Oh, yeah.
04:45The opposites attract wedding.
04:47The everything goes wrong wedding.
04:50We are never getting divorced because it was so difficult to get married in the first place.
04:55Monday, June 30th.
04:56Here come the brides.
04:58Oh, my God.
04:59Diane Sawyer presents my big, wild, you're not going to believe this wedding.
05:05Stay tuned for the Practice next on ABC.
05:10Michelle Pfeiffer, George Clooney.
05:12One fine day, Thursday on ABC.
05:15The word is out on Dragnet.
05:17LAPD!
05:18Suspenseful.
05:20He's looking at murder one.
05:21He deserved it.
05:22Engrossing.
05:23You're through, pal.
05:23Bingo.
05:24And it's moving.
05:25Never run from the cup.
05:27To Saturday.
05:28I want a lawyer.
05:30Yeah, you're going to need one.
05:31Dragnet, ABC Saturday, 10, 9 Central.
05:34From Hallmark Hall of Fame, they thought he couldn't hear anything.
05:44I understand you're a deaf mute, right?
05:46But he knows the truth about everyone in town.
05:48I guess my secret's safe with you.
05:50Matthew Modine, Tom Skerritt, and James Earl Jones.
05:53Do you swear to tell the truth?
05:56I do.
05:56Hallmark Hall of Fame's with classic bloopers from ABC's first 50 years.
06:01There will be action.
06:03There will be passion.
06:05There will be betrayal.
06:06But in the last two minutes, there'll be a shocking surprise that will...
06:11It's a surprise.
06:12Two exciting hours.
06:14One season finale.
06:15It will make you go, oh my.
06:18Alias.
06:19ABC next Sunday, 9, 8 Central.
06:22The backstabbing continues.
06:23He doesn't know who she really is.
06:25On the backstabbing.
06:26ABC Wednesday.
06:26Backstage, Kelsey Grammer reveals what attracted him to star in the crime thriller, The Innocent.
06:47I have a marvelous time playing Frazier, but...
06:51I mean, actors do like to play a number of roles.
06:54Frank Barbell, the character I play, brings the child closer to the world.
07:03Through it, they develop a bond, and they are somehow the best thing for one another.
07:11I'm lazy, lazy, crazy!
07:16Next Sunday, Peggy survived her crash.
07:19You just gotta take it one day at a time, like the drunks do.
07:23But who can she turn to for therapy?
07:25Tell me you wanna walk!
07:26I wanna walk.
07:27I can't hear you!
07:28I want to walk!
07:30An all-new King of the Hill.
07:31You don't deserve to live!
07:32You work less!
07:33Before an all-new Simpsons, next Sunday.
07:36The star-studded season premiere.
07:38Mel Gibson!
07:39You had me at hello.
07:41I didn't say hello.
07:43The Simpsons season premiere, next on Fox.
07:46Next Sunday, it's a medical miracle.
07:59Can a wonder drug make Bart a genius?
08:02Most people use 10% of their brains.
08:04I am now one of them.
08:05Or will it drive them insane?
08:07Freaked out junkie.
08:09And all-new Simpsons.
08:10What's the big deal?
08:11Look, I'll even eat some.
08:12Starting at 8, 7 Central, next Sunday.
08:16The biggest Futurama ever.
08:19I christened this ship didanic.
08:22The Futurama season premiere, next on Fox.
08:27Thanks for watching ABC tonight.
08:31Stay tuned for your local news, next.
08:34Next on Boston Legal.
08:36Do you believe me?
08:36I certainly want to believe you, but when I look at the evidence, I don't know.
08:41Why are you women in my office?
08:43Daddy, you don't know what's going on.
08:44I think I do.
08:46Let's take off our bullets.
08:47Are you Alan Short?
08:48Not if you're a process server.
08:51Shut up, sir.
08:52You shut up!
08:55New at 11, why the search for a Homeland Security secretary may be turning to Los Angeles.
09:00Plus, the makeover of a home and a life for one Southland man seconds away.
09:04I think they've been taken.
09:14Haven't one man drag off two people?
09:16Saw you'd said there were others.
09:17Which way did they go, Lon?
09:19I'm coming with you.
09:22Well, well, well.
09:23What do you want?
09:24If you do not stop following me, I will kill one of them.
09:35An all-new Lost, next Wednesday, 8, 7 central, only on ABC.
09:43It's all here.
09:47CBS Monday.
09:48This is the most bizarre thing I've ever seen.
09:50What did this college professor teach that could have led to his murder?
09:54His eyes are glued open.
09:56You've never seen anything like this before.
09:58Let the games begin.
09:59CSI Miami.
10:00All-new CBS Monday.
10:02Monday.
10:02Dave's all-new with Stupid Patricks and Lisa Kudrow.
10:05And later this week, catch Ray Romano, Jack Hanna's animals, Liza Minnelli, and George Clooney.
10:09It's all-new Dave.
10:10All this week.
10:11Now your local news.
10:11Next at 11, new warnings of terror attacks as Americans prepare for holiday travel.
10:19Plus concerns that one of the nation's largest ports is a wide-open target for terror.
10:23This as the World Watch's U.N. inspectors head into Iraq.
10:26And you saw the movie.
10:27We'll show you classic comedy bits of the real Martin and Lewis.
10:31Battle lines are drawn.
10:34The teams are formed.
10:35And The Apprentice is about to change.
10:38It's the book smarts versus the street smarts.
10:43Let me at it.
10:43As the college-educated...
10:45Bachelor's degree.
10:46A lot of great...
10:46Take on the self-starters.
10:48We are absolute go-getters.
10:50We haven't had things handed to us.
10:52America, it's time to choose book smarts versus street smarts.
10:56The New Apprentice, NBC Thursday after Joey.
11:00Whose side are you on?
11:01Different.
11:02What about having a guy dressed up as a girl?
11:04Uh, not that different.
11:06It's book smarts versus street smarts.
11:0818 new contestants, half with a college degree.
11:11High rev in education, high rev in IQ.
11:14And half without.
11:15We're gonna kick some MBA.
11:17It's book smarts.
11:18High school graduates, blacks in class.
11:20Versus street smarts.
11:22I guess I don't have to tell you they think they're a little better than we are.
11:24The New Apprentice, NBC Thursday after Joey.
11:27Whose side are you on?
11:29Next Sunday.
11:30Your dad.
11:31He's having an affair.
11:32If you ever betray me, I will leave you.
11:35Isn't divorce fun?
11:36If I slept with another man, would that hurt you?
11:38I'd be careful if I were you.
11:39I came to talk to you about our son.
11:41We need you to do something for us.
11:42I think it's best that we just keep our distance.
11:45We haven't gone to the police about what you did, but that can easily change.
11:49You didn't tell her what I told you about what happened to Dana?
11:52I can keep a secret.
11:53How much did you hear?
11:54Everything.
11:54On an all-new Desperate Housewives, next Sunday, 9, 8 central, only on ABC.
11:59Day, the Kodak Theater.
12:01Before these Miss USA contestants face their fear of public speaking, they'll have to face
12:06their fear of this.
12:08Get a load of bubbles!
12:09Six new Miss USA beauties compete on Fear Factor.
12:12That is insane.
12:13And this year, it's getting ugly.
12:15He's shoving it.
12:15I'm all of it, boy!
12:17Then, all six go on to compete live for the one and only title of Miss USA!
12:23It's Miss USA Fear Factor and the Miss USA pageant, NBC Monday.
12:28This week on an all-new Tonight Show, Jay welcomes John Travolta, Jennifer Garner, Rebecca
12:35Romaine Stamos, Billy Bob Thornton, and Emeril Lagasse.
12:39Your local news is next.
12:42Coming up at 11, new explosions in Baghdad and more Marines killed.
12:46And an Easter freeway headache.
12:48A trucker shuts down a local freeway.
12:50Plus, a man puts all the money he has on one spin at left.
12:54Every so often, a new show comes along that tugs at the heartstrings of everyone who sees it.
13:03The brother's in a chair, man!
13:06Committed is not that show.
13:08It's a new romantic comedy.
13:10If you have baggage, I want to know about it.
13:12If?
13:14Have you met me?
13:16To the dying clown living in the closet.
13:18Are you going to hold that thing all day or are you going to let Papa have a taste?
13:21Committed, coming soon to NBC.
13:24Saturday, it's the mummy of all mummies.
13:28Not these guys again?
13:31The Rock.
13:32Brendan Fraser.
13:33I hate mummies.
13:35The Mummy returns.
13:36ABC Saturday, 8, 7 Central.
13:38Viewer discretion advised.
13:40The Bachelor's final 16 are going all out.
13:43Leave us marry rich.
13:44Get a nanny.
13:45Hire a trainer.
13:46Plus, there's still a spy in the house.
13:48And tonight, you'll meet her.
13:50These women trust you.
13:52The Bachelor.
13:53All new, 9, 8 Central, ABC, tonight.
13:55You can smell it.
13:58Ready?
14:00Go get it!
14:01Go get it!
14:01Get that ball in the meat!
14:03In the meat!
14:03In the...
14:03Yeah, but just run, fetch, and get it!
14:06Just fetch it!
14:07Fetch it!
14:07Fetch it!
14:08Okay, rags.
14:12It's a ball of meat, for crying.
14:18You guys just fetch it, and fetch, and...
14:21You did it for Heidi!
14:24Next Tuesday, they know who he is.
14:38He's a serial rapist murderer.
14:40They know how he kills.
14:42Look at your strangulation.
14:43But the one thing they don't know...
14:45Being a little afraid, it's exciting.
14:47...is when...
14:48We're going!
14:49...he'll kill again.
14:50An all-new NYPD Blue, ABC next Tuesday, if you were discretion advised.
14:56Drew Carey wins $500,000 for a local charity.
14:59Find out why he's so giving.
15:01And you can be a winner, too.
15:02Our five-degree weather guarantee gives you a chance at $500.
15:06News Channel 5 is brought...
15:08This May, the coolest stars are on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
15:11Sit down!
15:12It's not open!
15:13Tonight, see psychic John Edward.
15:15Jimmy Kimmel Live, ABC Late Night Tonight.
15:17Fire, a monster blaze gobbles up hundreds of acres live team coverage.
15:24And inside the ropes of the Toughman competition, the news at 11 is next.
15:33Beyonce to stalker.
15:35Now the heart stops.
15:37The rain showers turn to snow showers.
15:39Brad's eyeing your five-day forecast.
15:41Plus, every 33 minutes, a person dies in an alcohol-related crash.
15:46These folks want to put a stop to that madness.
15:49Your morning coffee will cost more tomorrow.
15:58Hey, come join the parade and be part of one of America's funniest traditions.
16:03We're bringing people together, even with their pets, from the lowest valleys to the highest mountains.
16:17Uncle Sam wants you to laugh it up with America's funniest videos.
16:21ABC Sunday.
16:22Hi, Louise.
16:34Oh, hello, Nancy.
16:36I brought you a little something.
16:38I just thought this might brighten up the barbershop.
16:40Not that it's dreary.
16:42I just saw this plant and it said Louise's barbershop to me.
16:45What are you doing?
16:47You are destroying my barbershop.
16:49Go.
16:50I love you, too.
16:56Hi.
16:56No, no, these are Peter's.
16:57I got your muffin in my pants.
17:00You are sick, mister.
17:03Peter, I'm sorry.
17:04I've made a terrible mistake.
17:06Will you please take my case back?
17:08You mean take the case away from Henry?
17:12Hmm.
17:13Sure, Helen.
17:14I'd be happy.
17:15Be awake.
17:19One second.
17:35The New York Times says emotion on the faces speaks louder than words of a woman.
17:43Look at me in the air.
17:44When you don't know.
17:45Look me deeper in the air.
17:48Nominated for four Emmys, including Best Drama.
17:51It may be the best lawyering I've ever heard.
17:53Taylor.
17:54The practice at 9 Central, ABC Sunday.
17:57I'm Mike Fox.
17:58We've moved Spin City from Wednesday to Tuesday, plus we're on an hour later.
18:01So you may see some subtle differences in the show.
18:03For example, at an earlier hour, we look like this.
18:05At a later hour, it looks like this.
18:13Earlier.
18:15Later.
18:23Enjoy the new format.
18:24Spin City, ABC Tuesdays at 9, 8 Central.
18:27Next on Action News.
18:29Forget the pennant race or the home run chase.
18:31Baseball in the hearts of the nation belongs to a group of Cinderella kids from New Jersey.
18:36Tom's Rivers bringing home New Jersey's first Little League title in 23 years.
18:41Next.
18:41Dance with him.
18:46Mom, I'm hungry.
18:48Dance with your father.
18:50I may not know any of your flash dances, but I'm no slouch I'm a dance floor.
18:55All right.
19:03Oh, Josh.
19:04Yeah.
19:04Oh, Judy.
19:06Oh, Judy.
19:08Oh, Judy.
19:10Seinfeld salutes the 1996 Summer Olympics, July 19th on NBC, with this Olympic tribute.
19:22You grab the rings, and then you pull yourself up until your arms are completely parallel.
19:28And then, it's called the Iron Cross.
19:32It's the most graceful thing I've ever seen.
19:36And then they dismount.
19:37Oh, Judy.
19:40Well, a cup of coffee, please.
19:45It has this thing.
19:47It's called the Spotlight Show of the Week, and it's a really terrific episode of Must-See TV.
19:52And this week, coincidentally enough, the Spotlight Show is Just Shoot Me on Tuesday, because it features a really terrific actor who thinks he's Woody Allen.
20:01Well, he is Woody Allen, but not really.
20:04Not to be didactic or facetious, but I think if you watch Just Shoot Me, you'll laugh until you and the loved one of your choice have passed a stone.
20:14Just Shoot Me, Tuesday on NBC.
20:16You can't tell, but I'm moaning, you guys.
20:26You'll have to watch Friends.
20:29You'll have to watch Friends.
20:31Find out why he's in this box.
20:34Airhold!
20:34Airhold!
20:35Your local news is next.
20:43The U.S. flexes its military muscle in the Persian Gulf as tension between Iraq and the United Nations continues to escalate.
20:53NBC News 40 at 11 starts now.
20:58Again, it's only three days until news radio moves to Sundays on NBC, following that about you.
21:06Later, Jay laughs it up with Sally Field and Kevin Nealon on an all-new Tonight Show, following your local news.
21:12Being on the ice, all Cammie ever wanted was a shot at the Olympics.
21:28She had this little move she used to do.
21:32Yeah, that's the one.
21:33Cammie Granato, captain of the U.S. Women's Hockey Team.
21:35Four of the medals for the women of TVOSA!
21:38Okay, so she was a little different.
21:40Come on!
21:41A bizarre murder.
21:45And they say guns are dangerous.
21:47The clues lead to a fortune.
21:49In buried treasure.
21:50And a shocking discovery.
21:52I got it.
21:53Send it up.
21:55Go to CSI Miami, CBS Monday.
21:58Monday, Dave's all new with Academy Award winner Matt Damon, plus survivor castaway Krista.
22:02And later this week, don't miss Kirsten Dunst and Julia Roberts.
22:06Now your local news.
22:09From the WCTV studio.
22:11Jim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, The Shawshank Redemption.
22:13ABC Saturday, 8, 7 Central.
22:16We're live in Tillamook tonight.
22:17The entire town seems to be mourning the death of an Oregon National Guard member.
22:21This has been a presentation of ABC News.
22:27This has been a presentation of ABC News.
22:29More Americans get their news from ABC News than from any other source.
22:35ABC News.
22:36Now traveling to all 50 states in 50 weeks in search of America.
22:41Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, The Shawshank Redemption.
22:44This has been a presentation of ABC News.
22:49More Americans get their news from ABC News than from any other source.
22:54ABC News.
22:55Now traveling to all 50 states in 50 weeks in search of America.
23:01Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, The Shawshank Redemption.
23:03ABC Saturday, 8, 7 Central.
23:06Up next on K2 Nightcast, a Mexican man says he was beaten with a baseball bat.
23:10Is it a hate crime?
23:12The story next.
23:15From Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, The Shawshank Redemption.
23:19ABC Saturday, 8, 7 Central.
23:22Up next on K2 Nightcast, a Mexican man says he was beaten with a baseball bat.
23:26Is it a hate crime?
23:27The story next.
23:31The first ever celebrity fear factor.
23:37With David Hasselhoff, Donny Osmond, Kelly Preston, Coolio,
23:43Charlatan for Life, known as the WWF's China, Joni Lahr.
23:47I eat these things for breakfast.
23:48And a special guest too big to reveal.
23:51You won't believe what they have to do.
23:53Oh, that is the grossest thing I've ever done.
23:56The first ever celebrity fear factor.
23:58NBC next Tuesday.
24:00Now stay tuned for an all new scrubs.
24:02Coming up next on NBC.
24:06Hey baby, I hear the blues are calling.
24:08Tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
24:11Oh my.
24:13And maybe I seem a bit confused.
24:15Well maybe.
24:16But I got you pegged.
24:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:20But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
24:26They're calling again.
24:28Good night.
24:29Coming, the first ever celebrity fear factor.
24:39With David Hasselhoff, Donny Osmond, Kelly Preston, Coolio,
24:44Charlatan for Life, known as the WWF's China, Joni Lahr.
24:48I eat these things for breakfast.
24:49And a special guest too big to reveal.
24:52You won't believe what they have to do.
24:54Oh, that is the grossest thing I've ever done.
24:57The first ever celebrity fear factor.
25:00NBC next Tuesday.
25:05Later on the Tonight Show, Jay steals an interview with thieves John Stamos,
25:09plus middle Gilmore girl Lauren Graham and the tunes of Mark Anthony.
25:13Your local news is next.
25:14Next, who better to win the actual Batmobile than Drew Carey?
25:21Ready to see what the gang does once they get behind the wheel of a supercar
25:25on a special episode of the Drew Carey Show.
25:28Then, when a grandmother puts a curse on life,
25:31will he take the whole city of New York down with him?
25:34Catch a special Spin City, ABC, tonight.
25:37Real people.
25:51I'm so happy here.
25:52I think if I stayed here any more longer, I'd go to stay.
25:54Real lives.
25:55Unfortunately, Robbie is gone, and I picked myself up a Greek gift.
25:58Real dreams.
25:59I need to be engaged by 29, so I will not be not married by 30.
26:03Real drama.
26:03You can't bubble my trash.
26:04Real comments.
26:05It's TV's first reality miniseries, The Hamptons, Sunday, 9, 8 Central, on ABC.
26:14Next Tuesday, the mall is going to play dirty.
26:17Son of the brains.
26:18I need three people who are smart and three people who are dumb.
26:21Others.
26:23Now it's time for an exclusive NBC Star Sighting.
26:26ER's Anthony Edwards exposed.
26:29He began his career as a nerd, learning the importance of pocket protectors.
26:33Then, as a tough gun, he saw the value of life preservers.
26:38Now, as Dr. Mark Green on ER, he's picked up the secret of successful surgery.
26:42The best trick is what our technical advisor told us, which is doctors never say whoops.
26:47Ouch.
26:48Sorry.
26:48They say there.
26:52There.
26:53ER.
26:54Later, it's an extra special tonight show, as Jay welcomes The X-Files' David Duchovny,
27:04along with Bonnie Raitt and Bo Diddley.
27:06Your local news is next.
27:08Good evening.
27:09I'm Mary Saladna.
27:10Up next, the shocking case of child abuse.
27:12Controversy at Kent.
27:14Intentions run high in Northern Ireland.
27:16Stay with us.
27:16News 8 is next.
27:25A stranger has come into Marty Stillwater's life, and he's stolen it.
27:29Stephen Baldwin and Oscar winner James Coburn.
27:32Dean Kuz's Mr. Murder ABC next.
27:34Later on at tonight's show, despite our better instincts, we're bringing you that animal,
27:41Rob Schneider.
27:42Plus, the tunes of Dave Matthews Band.
27:45And Jay's panting to show you what else he's streamed up.
27:47The local news is next.
27:49Straight ahead on the 10 o'clock report, a sleepy community in Opelika is reeling from
27:52a rapist's attack on an elderly woman.
27:55And tonight's class act is opening doors to the medical field.
27:58Stick around.
27:59The news is next.
28:00W.S. military is joining the search for the serial sniper, plus what passengers will
28:06notice about the federal government's new security screeners, and find out what caused
28:10this plane to crash into a loading ramp.
28:24The Sarasota County Commission has something to say about pigeon chutes, and new statistics
28:29shed light on the effectiveness of the Brady Bill.
28:32News 40 starts now.
28:35I made this.
28:41Next Sunday, do you have what we need on an all-new episode of The X-Files?
28:47It's a bacteria.
28:48Genetically altered to make it extraordinarily lethal.
28:50A bioweapon.
28:51This is a scenario we've all been worried about, people.
28:53We'll proceed as planned.
28:55Your suspicious agent Mulder has betrayed his country.
28:57I know what you're doing.
28:58Get out of here.
28:59What you've stumbled into is a classified action.
29:02Where's Mulder?
29:03A war is going on.
29:05Are you doing it?
29:06I risked everything.
29:07You knew about this the whole time.
29:09Down on your knees.
29:12Well, it worked real hard to be a hundred thousandaires.
29:16As homeboys said, fool, move away from there.
29:20They said a wack neighborhood is where you want to be.
29:23So we bought a big house, now you're living next to me.
29:27The Hughleys coming to a neighborhood near you on ABC.
29:30Y'all come back now, you hear?
29:32What was the name of the butler on soap?
29:36Bentley.
29:36No.
29:38Binford.
29:39No.
29:39You're talking about the butler on soap?
29:41Yeah, they spun him off onto his own show.
29:43It's not Bentley.
29:44Benson.
29:45The guy's name was Benson.
29:46No, that's not.
29:48No, no, no, that's not.
29:50Sports Night.
29:51Tuesdays this fall on ABC.
30:02What?
30:05Smaller bun.
30:06You done?
30:09Yeah.
30:10The Secret Lives of Men, premiering Wednesdays this fall on ABC.
30:14Poe thought he was going home.
30:15We caught the point.
30:17Welcome to Con Air.
30:18Cage.
30:19Cusack.
30:20Balkovich.
30:21The network premier.
30:22Close it.
30:23The day.
30:23Con Air.
30:24ABC Monday 8-7 Central.
30:26Parable discretion advised.
30:28It looks like finally temperatures will return to where they should be.
30:31We'll be in the 70s this week, but also some showers and thunderstorms.
30:34I've got all the details coming up next on News 413.
30:37We'll be in the 70s.
30:37We'll be in the 70s.
30:38We'll be in the 70s.
30:39We'll be in the 70s.
30:39We'll be in the 70s.
30:39We'll be in the 70s.
30:39We'll be in the 70s.
30:40We'll be in the 70s.
30:40We'll be in the 70s.
30:40We'll be in the 70s.
30:41We'll be in the 70s.
30:41We'll be in the 70s.
30:41We'll be in the 70s.
30:42We'll be in the 70s.
30:42We'll be in the 70s.
30:42We'll be in the 70s.
30:43We'll be in the 70s.
30:43We'll be in the 70s.
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