If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Trailer

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Trailer - official movie trailer HD

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00:00I try very hard to be in control of her and everything, but, um, it may as well not even be there at all.

00:17I don't like how it feels on my side.

00:19Just stay there, okay? Just hold on.

00:21How deep is it? Are we gonna die? Is the house gonna fall on top of us?

00:26Mommy!

00:28Hey!

00:29Hey, we just got home, and you would not believe...

00:35We are out of time. I have another patient coming, so...

00:37Wait, now? What about the 10-minute warning?

00:39Yeah, I just wasn't paying attention.

00:41You didn't respond to the email that I sent you about my dream.

00:44I don't respond to my client's dream emails.

00:49I know you have a lot on your plate, but she's getting better, and the rest of it is totally temporary.

00:55You need to be a team as a whole.

00:57I know, I know. The problem with that logic, though, is that I'm not a housewife. I work, too.

01:07I can see you now.

01:14You've missed the last few weeks of family sessions.

01:16I told you what happened. Our entire ceiling fell down, and we're living out of the hotel.

01:21Yes on these, but no on the wine.

01:23But it isn't even two.

01:24It's 158. By the time I ring these up, it will be past two.

01:31Yo, crazy pants. I was gonna partake in surfing the web for some things that I'm into.

01:36I'm into.

01:37What kind of stuff?

01:40I'm supposed to know how to fix this. I'm supposed to know how to fix her.

01:43What is it you think it's your job to fix?

01:48I'm asking you what I'm supposed to do. Can you hear me?

01:51I would like you to get a good night's sleep.

01:57This isn't supposed to be what it's like. This isn't it. This can't be it.

02:05Everything is under control.

02:07Ha!

02:08Ha!