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Cloak & Dagger: National Security is a 2009 American short comedy film directed by Rasmus Björk. It stars Justin Stuart and Andrew Scites. Set in September 2009, it follows brothers Joseph (Stuart) and Mike Hayes (Scites) as the United States government tasks them with protecting a highly-confidential microchip from a hacker named bluebluedarling85.[1]
Directed by
Rasmus Björk
Written by
Rasmus Björk
Justin Stuart
Andrew Scites
Screenplay by
Rasmus Björk
Produced by
Rasmus Björk
Starring
Justin Stuart
Andrew Scites
Cinematography
Rasmus Björk
Edited by
Rasmus Björk
Music by
Rasmus Björk
Release date
October 12, 2009
Running time
20 minutes
Country
United States
Language
English
JStu (October 12, 2009). "Cloak & Dagger: National Security (2009 Comedy Short Film)
Directed by
Rasmus Björk
Written by
Rasmus Björk
Justin Stuart
Andrew Scites
Screenplay by
Rasmus Björk
Produced by
Rasmus Björk
Starring
Justin Stuart
Andrew Scites
Cinematography
Rasmus Björk
Edited by
Rasmus Björk
Music by
Rasmus Björk
Release date
October 12, 2009
Running time
20 minutes
Country
United States
Language
English
JStu (October 12, 2009). "Cloak & Dagger: National Security (2009 Comedy Short Film)
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PeopleTranscript
00:00This is Seth
00:29Cybersecurity Officer John M. Arroway
00:32Data September 17th, 2015
00:35Let me begin by explaining the background of this whole mess
00:39Six months ago, a hacker named BlueBlueDarling85 threatened to obtain
00:44and spread vital information regarding national security
00:47Once the hacking began, we quickly realized that the only way to avoid being hacked
00:51was to go old school
00:53So we saved all the information on a highly developed microchip
00:57After that, everything was fine
00:59Until rumors spread that we had a mole in the organization
01:02And that the microchip would be stolen
01:04Even though we spent four months investigating everyone
01:07And by that, I mean everyone
01:10In the organization
01:11We couldn't find the mole
01:13Yesterday, BlueBlueDarling85 sent us a cipher code
01:17We deciphered it
01:18And it said
01:19Tomorrow your microchip will be laying on my desk
01:22Ha ha, LOL
01:24While everyone else was panicking
01:26I came up with an idea
01:28Perhaps not the smartest one
01:30But something that had to be done
01:32Jeez, you jerk
01:45What happened?
01:50You spilled my breakfast all over me
02:02How could I have done that?
02:04I'm sitting way over here, dude
02:05Yeah, that's what they all say
02:07Who could that be?
02:18I have no idea, but just act casual
02:21No, our parents aren't home
02:26Joseph Hayes
02:31What do I say?
02:35That's your name, isn't it?
02:37Yeah, but I don't know who this guy is
02:38He's got a present
02:41Right?
02:43Yes, that's me
02:44Delivery for you
02:46What could this be?
02:51My pop-tars
02:51Here, sir, just come with me
02:54Ah!
02:56Ah!
02:58Jeez, that was hot
02:59You sure you don't want to come in?
03:07No, thank you
03:07Just take this
03:09He seemed a bit rude to you
03:21No
03:23What'd you get?
03:26That's the thing
03:27I don't really know
03:27Because I didn't order anything
03:28The Happy 70s mixtape
03:32That was a terrible century
03:34Wait
03:36Look
03:36What it says
03:38You
03:40Alid
03:41No
03:42This, you idiot
03:44Why don't you just say that?
03:46Perhaps not the smartest one
03:57But something that had to be done
03:59During our investigation
04:01You two stood out as
04:03How should I put this?
04:05Impossibly a threat to our country
04:06I would have taken the chip myself
04:08But my position as cybersecurity officer
04:11Makes me an obvious holder
04:12And a simple target
04:14So we're counting on you two
04:15You're responsible for holding on to the microchip
04:18This is of course
04:19On level 9 confidentiality
04:22Only myself
04:23You two
04:23And the president knows about this
04:25We can't risk getting the wrong person involved
04:28I've installed a microchip in the cassette tape you're playing right now
04:31Once you've listened to this message
04:33Push play again
04:35The song will start playing
04:36And the message will be deleted
04:37Keep the cassette tape on you at all times
04:40Wherever you go
04:41Good luck boys
04:43John out
04:44Do as boss says
04:46Push stop
04:47Didn't he say push play?
04:51I don't know
04:52I'm not sure
04:53Play it again
04:57We'll see what he says
04:58No
05:09Where's the message?
05:11You deleted it?
05:13Crap
05:14The boss
05:16Is going to kill us
05:17Wait
05:20He did say something about deleting the message
05:23So maybe we were supposed to do that
05:26Maybe we were supposed to destroy the cassette plate
05:29Oh no no no
05:30The message specifically said to keep this on us at all times
05:32There's going to be no destroying this
05:34Cut the song off
05:35It sucks
05:36Mike
05:36Calm down
05:37This isn't something we're supposed to mess around with
05:38Can we just focus on keeping this safe
05:40Alright
05:40Fine
05:42But I want to be the one holding on to
05:44Okay
05:46Okay
05:46Hey Mike
06:02You mind grabbing us some pizza?
06:04I gotta go to the post office real quick
06:05What?
06:06Can you grab us some pizza?
06:10I can't
06:11What are you talking about?
06:14I've just never done this by myself before
06:16I'm gonna mess up or
06:20Get arrested
06:22Just go
06:23Just go
06:23Because I'll be right back
06:25Many Iranians however welcomed what they hope will be an end to years of economic hardship resulting from the same ship
06:37I'm sorry
06:40This is just in
06:41Security officer John M. Arroway was found dead this morning
06:44His body was found on a park bench in Madison Park
06:47His death is suspected to have a connection with a leaked report of a microchip containing highly classified information concerning national security
06:55Mike
06:57President Obama
06:59President Obama
07:00Welcome to Joey's
07:17We're gonna get you
07:18yes
07:24okay
07:27what can I get you
07:29I'm just gonna wait
07:32over here
07:34don't call the cops
07:48this is Mike Tyson no sorry man this is not Mike Tyson
07:54oh no I'm looking for Tyson he's not there
07:57nope Mike Tyson is not here
07:59bye
08:08oh my god I gotta tell you something insane
08:15boss just done it and it turns out the microchip is extremely
08:20where's the microchip where's the cassette player Mike don't worry I put it right
08:27over there like I'm being dead serious stop playing I'm not put it on some
08:34pizza box
08:36that's a pizza box
08:39joseph
08:44uh oh
08:49yeah
08:54must be missing it ain't no
08:59what
09:02you're here with me
09:05right now
09:06love is everything
09:10anything
09:11everything to me
09:14anything
09:15what
09:16hey
09:21give me that cassette
09:23what cassette
09:24the one that's playing in the background you schmuck
09:27that's my radio
09:28the other radio
09:33give me
09:34the flipping cassette
09:35or else you watch
09:36oh
09:37oh
09:38oh
09:39must be missing it ain't no
09:43oh
09:43Mike
09:45grab it
09:46what
09:47what do you think
09:48the cassette
09:51oh you gotta be so mad
09:53Mike
09:54yay
09:54no
09:55no
09:56no
09:58oh
10:00oh
10:02that is our
10:03cassette
10:04and it is of the utmost importance
10:06that we keep it in our possession
10:07at all times
10:08got it
10:09wow
10:11that's mature
10:13betty bought a bit of butter
10:18so the bitter butter tasted better
10:19but when betty bought the bitter butter
10:21the better butter tasted better than the better butter
10:23ha
10:24Mike
10:28what are you doing
10:30relax
10:31I just posted an Instagram pic
10:33you realize
10:35no one is supposed to know we have the microchip
10:37delete it now
10:39geez
10:40no one's seen it yet
10:41I just posted it
10:42hey Joseph
10:58I'm sorry about the Instagram post
11:02it's fine
11:03it's fine
11:04but can I have one more chance with the cassette
11:06these
11:09fine
11:12but this is your last chance
11:14thank you
11:15I will not mess up
11:16hey Joseph
11:21remember that one time I asked for the cassette player back
11:24yeah
11:26well someone just stole it from me
11:28what
11:30stole it
11:32it was really rude
11:34Mike
11:35keys
11:49keys
11:50keys
11:51yes
11:52yes
11:52you locked the door
11:54you have the keys
11:55I don't think so
11:59Mike
12:00if I don't have time for this
12:02where are they
12:03Joseph I'm telling you
12:04I don't have the keys
12:06I put them on the cassette
12:12do you know what this means
12:21no
12:22I have a key finder on my phone
12:24which can help us locate the keys
12:25oh good
12:27I'm starving for some cereal
12:29and if we find the keys
12:30we find the cassette
12:31which means we find the microchip
12:33brilliant
12:34good plan
12:34whoa easy Joseph
12:36we're gonna get the keys
12:38yes
12:39but we need to get some stuff
12:40some disguises, guns
12:41hello
12:42yeah good idea
12:44you didn't lock the door
12:48I guess not
13:04hey are we going the right way
13:09yes Mike
13:11but I need you to zip it
13:12alright
13:13just a quick
13:15alright we're here
13:28what does that mean
13:30we need to find the best way
13:32to get inside
13:33so
13:33I'm gonna go around front
13:35and you go around back
13:36nice
13:37go
13:37go
13:38don't make me come back here
13:52don't make me come back here
14:04ow
14:09hands up punk
14:23hey Joseph
14:25I got him
14:25Mike
14:31oh hey Joseph
14:32put the gun down
14:34now
14:36I need you
14:37to use what
14:38little brain you have
14:40at full capacity
14:42is that too much
14:43to ask of you
14:44we need
14:46to be
14:47quiet
14:48nice one
14:52let's just go
14:58alright we can get in through here
15:10alright
15:11just be quiet
15:12jump in
15:13let's just go
15:43what did I tell you
15:45I really don't want my body
15:46just
15:48just
15:49hey
15:51get the lights off
16:10do you want my ping pong when we're done
16:21dad
16:40he looks nothing like our dad
16:42that's the hacker
16:43you idiot
16:44freeze we're from the CIA
16:46that's supposed to be secret
16:49actually we are from the volunteer deputies
16:53give us the microchip
16:56sorry guys
16:57the deed's done
16:58it's uploading
17:00is that supposed to amuse us little boy
17:02what
17:03you guys
17:05you guys don't get it
17:05it's done
17:07Mike
17:08you can't even order a pizza
17:09leave the talking to me
17:11any last words
17:14I got this
17:18don't move
17:24I'll shoot
17:25shoot
17:26you
17:27you
17:28you
17:28shouldn't have come here tonight
17:29Mike get up
17:42let's go
17:43what a night
17:55we did it
17:57it's the president
18:04are you gonna answer
18:06hello mr. president
18:10here hold on one second
18:13let me put you on speaker
18:14how's it going bud
18:17sorry about that sir
18:20go ahead
18:20like I said
18:21I want to thank you boys
18:22for a good job
18:23keeping the microchip safe
18:25we're mighty proud of you boys
18:26yes
18:27we're proud to serve
18:28the country
18:29I'll have two of my agents
18:31come and pick the microchip up
18:32they'll be there in
18:34uh
18:3420 minutes
18:35okay
18:36that sounds good
18:37we have it safe here with us
18:38uh
18:39and
18:39if you accept
18:40I have a new mission for you boys
18:42in Stockholm
18:44we accept
18:46good
18:47we'll be in touch
18:48alright
18:48thank you mr. president obama man
18:51one more thing
18:52you have to
18:53did you hear that
18:55yes I did
18:57we're going to the caribbean
19:00uh oh
19:27heading for the islands
19:28we're ready man
19:29a pack to go
19:30ooh
19:31ooh
19:31ooh
19:32ooh
19:33ooh
19:34when we hit those islands
19:35there's gonna be a big headlong
19:38ooh
19:38ooh
19:39ooh
19:40ooh
19:41we'll take it on the sunshine
19:43it's easy now to say goodbye
19:45bye
19:47bye
19:48bye
19:49bye
19:50bye
19:51heading for the islands
19:53yeah yeah we're really flying high
19:56ooh
19:57ooh
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