Mon futur moi

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Au cours d'une promenade, Elliott, 18 ans, rencontre sa propre personne âgée de 39 ans. Les conseils de son futur moi lui font envisager sa vie différement.

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00:00I thought I'd be happier at 40

00:02You are happy and I'm not 40, asshole

00:05You don't look happy

00:07I feel like you're having a midlife crisis

00:10Well, I feel like you're high on mushrooms

00:11So you don't know sh**

00:12To Elliot

00:15No, not the whole bag

00:16May you experience a new level of consciousness tonight

00:19Oh my god

00:21Are you guys tripping?

00:23I don't feel anything

00:24That's because we don't tolerate drugs well

00:26Hey, freak

00:27Who are you?

00:28Elliot

00:28Dude, I'm you

00:29You're me

00:30What's up?

00:32I don't have a gap in my teeth

00:33Yeah, wear your retainer

00:34Left boob

00:35One cup smaller than the right

00:36Oh my god

00:37I'm actually kind of hot for being middle age

00:40I'm 39 years old

00:41That's not middle age

00:42No, that is middle age

00:43No, it's not

00:44I am a very young adult

00:46I'm so jealous

00:49You guys had good trips

00:50Did you have fun?

00:51Yeah

00:52Dude, I know mom can be annoying

00:53But be nice to her

00:54And go hang out with your brothers

00:56Help me

00:57Also, can you avoid anyone

00:58Avoid anyone named Chad

01:00Good morning, Elliot

01:01Have you met Chad?

01:03Elliot, you freak

01:04I put my number on your phone the other night

01:06But I did not know this would work

01:07Wait a minute, hang on

01:09Basement! Basement!

01:11Dude, I gotta go

01:12You were so lucky

01:18Life will never be the same as it is right now

01:21Just take my advice

01:23And we'll be fine

01:23Oh my god

01:24I think

01:25What's going on with you?

01:30I just feel like everything that used to make sense doesn't anymore

01:32The only thing you can't get back is time

01:37It goes by so fast

01:39I still need you

01:42I'm literally an idiot

01:43You're not an idiot

01:44If we weren't the same person

01:51Do you think you'd even like me?

01:54You're just saying that because you're young and dumb

01:55But if you weren't young and dumb

01:56You'd never be brave enough to do anything

01:58Maybe you need to listen to my advice for once

02:01Can we kiss?

02:04No

02:04What?

02:05Can I at least touch my old ass?

02:06Oh my god, you need to be locked up

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