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Straight A Pregnancy (2025) - FULL [Eng Sub]
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00:00:00No big deal, Kelsey. You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
00:00:15Yeah, I'm out of here.
00:00:17Kelsey, come on! We haven't been to a real party room.
00:00:20I think these guys are gross.
00:00:22So?
00:00:23You're not here to meet the love of your life.
00:00:25Just the love of your night.
00:00:27Yeah, no.
00:00:30Oh my god. Ben Lawson.
00:00:41Claremore College's resident party boy. Fuck boy. Whatever you want to call him.
00:00:45Good for a good time, not a long time.
00:00:47Makes up for it by being extremely hot.
00:00:54Way to go, loser.
00:00:56Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:01:00Good thing I wasn't wearing a shirt, right?
00:01:05Ben! You're soaked.
00:01:07And that's Skye. Ben's on again, mostly off again X.
00:01:11Let me help.
00:01:18I'm gonna go dry off. It's fine.
00:01:21I didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest.
00:01:24Not that you'd win anyway.
00:01:26Actually, it's not a contest.
00:01:31Come with me and let's get your shirt and dry clothes.
00:01:35Who was that girl?
00:01:37She's in my classes.
00:01:39Major weirdo.
00:01:41Well, Ben seems pretty into her.
00:01:45She's definitely gonna be a bit big on you.
00:01:47Who?
00:01:48Kelsey.
00:01:56Have we met before, Kelsey?
00:01:58Probably not.
00:01:59I mean, I've never actually been to a frat party before.
00:02:08Okay.
00:02:09You can turn around.
00:02:10Well, um, I'm so glad we met.
00:02:17Because I happen to be an expert at frat party.
00:02:25Oh!
00:02:27Whippy!
00:02:28That's...
00:02:36Oh!
00:02:37Oh!
00:03:08Sorry, it's kind of like...
00:03:10It's kind of like a mess.
00:03:12Um...
00:03:14It's cool.
00:03:15You're into fashion.
00:03:16I like it.
00:03:20But...
00:03:21What is that?
00:03:24Those are my grandma's rules.
00:03:28She's actually like the one who got me into Claremore.
00:03:31And she's kind of, um...
00:03:35Strict.
00:03:37Mm-hmm.
00:03:38Mm-hmm.
00:03:39But, um...
00:03:40I've decided to stop caring what she thinks of me, so...
00:03:43How's that going for you so far?
00:03:45I don't know. I kind of, uh, like breaking the rules.
00:03:48Me too.
00:03:49No.
00:04:02Wait.
00:04:04I've never done a one night stand before.
00:04:06Is this a one night stand?
00:04:08I mean, you are like, the king of hookups.
00:04:11I have been told I happen to be very, very good at hookups.
00:04:19I don't know.
00:04:29That really happened.
00:04:31Oh, man, it's over.
00:04:32He's gone.
00:04:33And I'll probably never see him again.
00:04:34Oh, man, it's over.
00:04:36He's gone.
00:04:38And I'll probably never see him again.
00:04:44Oh, man, it's over.
00:04:46He's gone.
00:04:48And I'll probably never see him again.
00:04:50Well, so much for that.
00:05:10Well, so much for that.
00:05:15Now the hard part.
00:05:19How do I tell Ben Lawson that he is having a baby?
00:05:23Can't you just text him?
00:05:25Yeah, I don't really think he wants me to text him.
00:05:29Or talk to him, for that matter.
00:05:32Ever again.
00:05:40Oh, Sir Ben! Back from another noble conquest, I presume.
00:05:55Bro, don't call it that.
00:05:57And why not, good sir? Did thou not ravish thine lady?
00:06:01No, I mean, yeah, but I don't know, man. I kind of felt like more than that this time.
00:06:06Dude, you can't be serious.
00:06:10Um, alright, rule one, never leave a fellow sigma behind.
00:06:18Rule two, say yes to trouble.
00:06:22And rule three, don't catch feelings.
00:06:27Yeah.
00:06:32Dude.
00:06:33Dude, it's for your own good.
00:06:35Dude, what are you doing?
00:06:37Hunter.
00:06:38Bro.
00:06:39Match after match.
00:06:40What are you doing?
00:06:41Knock it off.
00:06:42Give it back.
00:06:43I told you, bro.
00:06:44Plenty of fish in the sea.
00:06:45I'm sure there's an explanation for it.
00:06:46Ben was totally spin with you.
00:06:47Okay, don't freak out.
00:06:48I just matched with Ben.
00:06:49But I just matched with Ben.
00:06:50I just matched with Ben.
00:06:51Wow.
00:06:52You know what?
00:06:53I knew he was a player.
00:06:54But this is, like, next level.
00:06:55It hasn't even been an hour since he left.
00:06:56It hasn't even been an hour since he left.
00:07:00Mary.
00:07:01Brite.
00:07:02Sorry.
00:07:03I just matched with Ben.
00:07:04I just matched with Ben.
00:07:05I just matched with Ben.
00:07:06I just matched with Ben.
00:07:07Wow.
00:07:08You know what?
00:07:09I knew he was a player.
00:07:10But this is, like, next level.
00:07:11It hasn't even been an hour since he left.
00:07:13Mary.
00:07:14Brite.
00:07:15Sorry.
00:07:16I'm matching with him right now.
00:07:19Oh my god.
00:07:20Wait.
00:07:21That asshole just texted me.
00:07:22Sorry about earlier.
00:07:23I just said I wasn't a kid.
00:07:24I was just a kid.
00:07:26I was just like a kid.
00:07:27We were pretty sure that he was a player.
00:07:28I was like, right?
00:07:29You know what?
00:07:30I knew he was a player.
00:07:31But this is like, next level.
00:07:33It hasn't even been an hour since he left.
00:07:36Mary.
00:07:37Right.
00:07:38Sorry.
00:07:39I'm matching with him right now.
00:07:42Oh my god.
00:07:43Sorry about earlier, I had fun last night. Would love to hang out again sometime with a smiley face emoji.
00:07:50What a player!
00:07:53Maybe he means it.
00:07:55Yeah right, do you really think he means it if he's messing around on the apps?
00:07:58Maybe he matched me by mistake.
00:08:01Or maybe you're not exclusive.
00:08:05So, you don't think it's gross to sleep with someone, leave, match with their best friend on some app, and then pretend that he wants to hang out with her again?
00:08:20Yes.
00:08:23No?
00:08:25Wait, can you repeat the question?
00:08:29This is super confusing.
00:08:35No, you're right. You should stick to what you're good at. Hooking up.
00:08:39That's all it ever was, and that's all it ever will be.
00:08:42Have a nice life.
00:09:05What does that mean? Why won't it send?
00:09:12I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:18I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:21What the hell?
00:09:24What do I do now?
00:09:26Gotta do it the old-fashioned way.
00:09:28Stalk him until you can confront him IRL.
00:09:32This could be famous.
00:09:57Okay, let's see it.
00:10:09Ben, I, uh...
00:10:11I'm gonna catch you all easy.
00:10:20Why can't I stop puking?
00:10:24Because you're super pregnant, girl.
00:10:27I can't take this anymore.
00:10:37Ben Lawson, why do you keep avoiding me?
00:10:48Shit.
00:10:49No, it's not avoiding someone if they text you to have a nice life.
00:10:52Okay, well, I'm sorry about that, but...
00:10:53I thought it was just a one-night stand.
00:10:55You were?
00:10:56Yeah.
00:10:57That's what people do after a nice day.
00:10:58They don't talk to each other anymore.
00:11:01Ben!
00:11:02Shhh!
00:11:03Oh!
00:11:04Oh!
00:11:05Oh!
00:11:06Oh!
00:11:07Oh!
00:11:08Hey, man.
00:11:09Oh!
00:11:10Oh you didn't.
00:11:11I'm going really for it.
00:11:12I was gonna have her hair done.
00:11:14Dude, what?
00:11:15They, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they.
00:11:18...political and economic shifts.
00:11:22Um, from ancient civilization to modern...
00:11:28MC Ben Benny Boy Lawson.
00:11:32Hunter definitely made this.
00:11:34Who?
00:11:35The guy that I met the night you and Ben...
00:11:38You know, we've actually been hanging out more, and I think...
00:11:42Look, you're missing the point, okay?
00:11:44I mean, this is finally my chance to confront Ben.
00:11:47So you're gonna go?
00:11:49I mean, if I can find something to wear.
00:11:52I mean, my clothes haven't really been fitting recently like you don't.
00:11:58Sorry to interrupt, ladies, but I just wanted to let you know
00:12:01that tonight's party is actually a toga party.
00:12:05That doesn't say it on there.
00:12:07Hunter didn't know how to spell toga, so he just left it off.
00:12:12Maybe I should stop hooking up with him.
00:12:14He really is dumb.
00:12:16So you're not going?
00:12:22Thanks, Scott. That was actually nice of you for once.
00:12:26Don't mention it.
00:12:28This isn't a toga party, is it?
00:12:41What's a toga?
00:12:42I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:12:47Benny, where have you been?
00:12:57Everyone at the party wants you. Especially me.
00:13:03Scott, I already told you. I don't think we should be together.
00:13:07What about just for tonight?
00:13:09I'm tired of your mind games. You're always planning something.
00:13:13Right now, I'm just planning on kissing you.
00:13:17I'm gonna be sick.
00:13:19Kelly.
00:13:23No, I'm going to be sick.
00:13:35Kelsey!
00:13:48Kelsey!
00:13:49Wait!
00:13:51Wow!
00:13:51You know, ditching me for that loser is like you have feelings for her.
00:13:55You know what, Skye?
00:13:56Maybe I do.
00:14:02So?
00:14:03Did you tell him?
00:14:04Hmm.
00:14:05You know, in hindsight, telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party?
00:14:08Not such a great idea.
00:14:11You can't keep putting this off, Kelsey.
00:14:14You know, maybe I shouldn't even tell him at all.
00:14:17I mean, it's not like Ben Lawson is going to want to settle down and play house.
00:14:23Hmm.
00:14:24No.
00:14:25You know, if it's up to me, Ben is never going to know about this.
00:14:29Maybe?
00:14:31Oh, this is too good.
00:14:36I can't believe you talked me into this.
00:14:39I mean, if I need a drink.
00:14:40Okay, it's only a matter of time until you start, you know, showing.
00:14:45This could be our last hurrah.
00:14:47Yeah, I'm like, it's your last hurrah.
00:14:49But, whatever.
00:14:52Ooh, I'm gonna go check out this now.
00:14:58Kelsey!
00:14:59Where's your drink?
00:15:00You can't be caught empty-handed on senior night.
00:15:03Hmm.
00:15:04No.
00:15:05I'm okay, Skye.
00:15:06No!
00:15:07Here!
00:15:08I insist.
00:15:10Yeah, I'm really not in the mood.
00:15:12Oh, come on.
00:15:13It's just one beer.
00:15:14It can't hurt, right?
00:15:16No, Skye.
00:15:23Yo!
00:15:25What's going on?
00:15:27Yeah, Kelsey.
00:15:28Why don't you tell Ben what's going on?
00:15:30Knock it off, Skye.
00:15:31She doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to.
00:15:33Yeah.
00:15:34You're right.
00:15:35That would probably be bad for the baby.
00:15:40Baby?
00:15:42What baby?
00:15:47Kelsey, what baby?
00:15:49Come on.
00:15:53Awkward.
00:15:55Yeah, for you.
00:15:56Why would you do that to her?
00:15:57You really are a heartless bitch.
00:15:59But...
00:16:00I don't want to see you around Kelsey.
00:16:02Or me.
00:16:03Ever.
00:16:06Looks like your day's parting at Sigma House are over.
00:16:08Come here, E.
00:16:09I just don't want to be alone right now, okay?
00:16:14Please!
00:16:16It's the baby mine.
00:16:17Kelsey, it's the baby mine.
00:16:18Kelsey!
00:16:19It's the baby mine.
00:16:20Kelsey!
00:16:21Would it matter if it was?
00:16:34Would it matter if it was?
00:16:36Would it matter if it was?
00:16:38Of course it would matter if it was mine!
00:16:40Because you're...
00:16:41What?
00:16:42You!
00:16:43You're Ben Lawson!
00:16:44You're like the king of hookups!
00:16:45The prince of partying!
00:16:46The sultan of sex!
00:16:47The sultan of sex!
00:16:48I'm just...
00:16:49I'm me.
00:16:50I don't do one night stand.
00:16:51You do?
00:16:52With you!
00:16:53And only you!
00:16:54So...
00:16:55The baby's yours, Ben!
00:16:56I don't sleep around, okay?
00:16:57And when I do, the one time that I do, I don't pretend that it doesn't mean anything!
00:17:00Hold on.
00:17:01I never said that.
00:17:02You said that.
00:17:03You literally matched with my best friend on some dating app as soon as you left here,
00:17:07and you were still messing around with Skye!
00:17:10Not on any apps!
00:17:11What about Skye?
00:17:12Look, Ben, it doesn't even matter.
00:17:13You can do whatever it is that you want to do.
00:17:16Wait!
00:17:17What the hell?
00:17:18What the hell?
00:17:19What the hell?
00:17:20What is that?
00:17:21What is that?
00:17:22What the hell?
00:17:23What is that about Skye?
00:17:24What is that?
00:17:25This is the house you could do something you want to do.
00:17:27And you just have the eyes you'd like.
00:17:28whatever it is that you want to do okay but I'm keeping this baby whether you
00:17:33like it or not I mean my mom was a single mom and I turned out fine I mean
00:17:39I'm 21 and pregnant like super broke but I'm fine I want to be a part of this
00:17:44baby look I know you but you do yes more than anything my mom was alone my dad was
00:17:54never around I promised myself that if I ever had kids I'd do anything what about
00:18:01Sigma and all of your friends and this guy I don't care about that anymore you
00:18:07know someone wise recently inspired me stop thinking about what everyone thinks
00:18:13just live my life for myself I know what it's like to go through life alone
00:18:20all of them goes
00:18:23grandma I know your little secret
00:18:39I know your little secret
00:18:44you broke one of my rules
00:18:48I see Barrington I don't know what you're talking about I think you do I
00:18:54want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning
00:19:00wow she just hung up on me that was my grandma the one who made the rules the
00:19:10whole reason the rules exist is because my mom got pregnant with me in college and
00:19:17she had to drop out and raise me all by herself alone my grandma didn't want that
00:19:25to happen to me so now I have
00:19:28but you're not here for me we're not here for me we're not together remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone
00:19:42yeah Ben Lawson
00:19:46I want you to be my boyfriend
00:19:50well like my fake boyfriend
00:19:56what
00:19:57what
00:19:59okay look my grandma might know about the baby but she doesn't know about you or us and if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship she just might let me stay in school
00:20:09graduate or you know like live
00:20:15okay but a fake relationship
00:20:17okay well I wouldn't expect you to actually date me you can still go off and sleep around do whatever you want to do okay
00:20:26but I mean if Skye thought we were dating then she might leave you alone I mean if that's what you want
00:20:33okay
00:20:35hear me out
00:20:37or we could
00:20:40I don't know actually date
00:20:43you know
00:20:45like
00:20:46make this work for the baby
00:20:48I don't want to be your pity girlfriend Ben
00:20:52look I don't want to be Skye or another one of your fangirls
00:20:57I just want to survive some new year
00:21:01so
00:21:05what do you say
00:21:08okay
00:21:13let's do this
00:21:15but
00:21:17shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better
00:21:19just so people don't get suspicious
00:21:21I like your thinking
00:21:23Wilson
00:21:24welcome
00:21:29to
00:21:31Ben
00:21:32and
00:21:33Kelsey
00:21:34101
00:21:35alright
00:21:37time to hit the books
00:21:40okay
00:21:49what is my dog's name
00:21:51sir
00:21:52fluffington
00:21:54no wait
00:21:54wrong
00:21:55sir douglas mcfluffington
00:21:57okay
00:21:59okay
00:22:00what's the name of my cat
00:22:02easy
00:22:02Hannah
00:22:03and
00:22:05what kind of crazy person
00:22:06has a human name
00:22:08not petting
00:22:09okay
00:22:10because sir douglas fluffington
00:22:11the third is so much better
00:22:13okay
00:22:15what do I want to be when I grow up
00:22:18another easy one
00:22:20you want to be a fashion designer
00:22:22I hate to break it to you
00:22:24you are a grown up
00:22:25I'm having a kid soon
00:22:26shh
00:22:27what do you want to
00:22:30what do you want to be when you grow up
00:22:32I am also having a kid soon
00:22:33it's kind of funny how that works
00:22:35no
00:22:36like
00:22:36what do you want to be when you grow up
00:22:39I don't know actually
00:22:42wait so you're
00:22:44a senior in college
00:22:46and you haven't thought about the future
00:22:47honestly
00:22:51I didn't think I was going to make it this far
00:22:54I was never really good at school
00:22:57and
00:22:59wait
00:23:00a dad
00:23:02I've always wanted to be a dad
00:23:05looks like my dreams are coming true
00:23:08okay
00:23:12the most important question
00:23:14where did we meet?
00:23:18uh
00:23:18frat party?
00:23:19no not IRL
00:23:20like
00:23:20our backstory
00:23:22our fake backstory
00:23:23um
00:23:23I was walking through douglas mcfluffington
00:23:25the sixth at the park
00:23:27there's a sixth one?
00:23:28fake backstory
00:23:29remember
00:23:29keep up Kels
00:23:31sorry
00:23:32crap
00:23:42what's wrong
00:23:44what's wrong
00:23:49is it the baby?
00:23:51no I'm late for my meeting with my grandma
00:23:52no Ben that's really cute
00:23:54you know
00:23:55the modesty thing and everything
00:23:56but I mean we've slept together
00:23:57and we're kind of having a baby
00:23:59so I mean there's
00:24:00kind of no need
00:24:02yeah
00:24:02what?
00:24:17oh
00:24:17shit I didn't bring a change of clothes
00:24:19I didn't think I was going to spend the night
00:24:21yeah
00:24:22alright well
00:24:23I'm going to go home and change
00:24:24I'll catch up with you later
00:24:25you will?
00:24:28yeah
00:24:28what kind of fake boyfriend
00:24:29do you think I am?
00:24:30or
00:24:30you could come with me
00:24:32to my meeting with my grandma
00:24:33I mean that's what a real fake boyfriend would do
00:24:35okay
00:24:37yeah
00:24:38but you should
00:24:40um
00:24:41put a shirt on
00:24:43right
00:24:45wait wait wait wait wait
00:24:52you're meeting your grandma here?
00:24:57yeah
00:24:58yeah she works here
00:24:59your grandmother is Dean Barrington
00:25:01the head of the entire school
00:25:03uh
00:25:04duh
00:25:05you didn't think to tell me that
00:25:06after we studied each other's entire lives last night?
00:25:09Ben
00:25:09you know my last name
00:25:11and I told you that my grandma works for Claremore
00:25:13yeah that could literally mean anything
00:25:15I can't believe you didn't put two and two together
00:25:17uh
00:25:19okay I'm really late are you coming?
00:25:33I'm sure you know why I called you in today
00:25:35well
00:25:36grandma I
00:25:38sorry I'm okay
00:25:41and who in god's green earth is this?
00:25:48well grandma this
00:25:49I
00:25:50am
00:25:50Kelsey's boyfriend
00:25:51Ben
00:25:52I've heard so many nice things about you
00:26:00so good to meet you
00:26:01have you?
00:26:03of course
00:26:03I know who you are Mr. Lawson
00:26:07academic probation
00:26:09suspension
00:26:10ugh
00:26:11yeah
00:26:12that incident at the Sigma house
00:26:14with the hamster
00:26:15total misunderstanding
00:26:16you might know Dean Barrington
00:26:19that my grades this last semester
00:26:20actually earned me the title of
00:26:23most improved
00:26:23on the academic honor roll
00:26:25that may be
00:26:26but the question still remains
00:26:29why is he here?
00:26:31well grandma
00:26:32whatever you have to tell me
00:26:35you can say in front of Ben
00:26:37yeah
00:26:38very well
00:26:39Kelsey as you know
00:26:42I must hold you to the highest academic and professional standards
00:26:46because you represent me
00:26:49and thus
00:26:51Claremore College
00:26:53lest you forget
00:26:55I
00:26:56helped you get into Claremore
00:26:58I know I'm strict with you
00:27:00but according to this video
00:27:04you've broken one of my cardinal rules
00:27:07uh
00:27:12I can actually explain what's going on in that video
00:27:14for you
00:27:15oh that's cold
00:27:18hashtag justice for beer girl
00:27:21now who would waste a perfectly good beer like that
00:27:26that's a house of Liang talk
00:27:28if it were me
00:27:29I'd be suing the girl who took a beer on my design of stress
00:27:32even if it was last season
00:27:34rule number two
00:27:36stay out of trouble
00:27:39does this look like
00:27:40you're staying out of trouble?
00:27:43so she doesn't know that I'm pregnant
00:27:46well young lady
00:27:50that's actually my ex-girlfriend in that video
00:27:54and I told her to stay away from Kelsey
00:27:56but she never listens
00:27:57everything you saw in that video is all my fault
00:28:01that may be
00:28:02but Kelsey knows better
00:28:04than to get involved with drama like this
00:28:07if you don't clean up your act
00:28:10I will not be able to let you take part
00:28:12in this senior fashion show
00:28:15grandma
00:28:16the whole reason that I wanted to go to Claremore
00:28:19was for the fashion show
00:28:20I mean it could completely make or break my career
00:28:22Marissa Leung from House of Leung is going to be there
00:28:25and you know it's my dream to work for her
00:28:27I cannot allow anything
00:28:29that would tarnish the reputation
00:28:32of this university
00:28:33and mine
00:28:35rules are rules
00:28:37don't break them
00:28:39and this won't be an issue
00:28:40thank you
00:28:48thank you
00:28:48Dean Barrington
00:28:48it's so good to meet you
00:28:50actually
00:28:51Mr. Lawson
00:28:52why don't you stay behind
00:28:54and we'll have a little chat
00:28:55Kelsey
00:28:58please close the door behind you
00:29:00oh crap
00:29:08what if he slips up and tells her about the baby
00:29:10so let's cut to the chase
00:29:15shall we Mr. Lawson
00:29:16what are your intentions with my granddaughter
00:29:19I'm not really sure what you mean
00:29:21well I hope you're not dating her for her money
00:29:23she doesn't have any
00:29:24her mother was disowned from the Barrington family fortune
00:29:29years ago
00:29:30Kelsey is here on a financial aid
00:29:34provided by my office
00:29:36hence the need for her to apply the rules
00:29:40I can assure you I was completely unaware of any family fortune
00:29:45my sources tell me that you can date and have
00:29:49nearly every girl in this school
00:29:52so why my granddaughter
00:29:54with all due respect Dean Barrington
00:29:57are you being serious?
00:29:59I haven't known Kelsey for a very long time
00:30:02this is all really new to me
00:30:04I know my reputation still precedes me
00:30:07for being a guy you know
00:30:08who doesn't like settle down
00:30:10but um
00:30:10I'm starting to believe
00:30:13I'm not the right guy for Kelsey
00:30:15I'm sure you're not
00:30:17but I would sure be damned if I didn't try to be
00:30:22Kelsey man she's she's brilliant like
00:30:26I love the way her mind works
00:30:29her her designs her style
00:30:31she just knows exactly what she wants for herself
00:30:34there's not only one reason Dean Barrington
00:30:36it's everything
00:30:37very well
00:30:39you're dismissed
00:30:42I'll be watching you
00:30:46I have eyes everywhere
00:30:49that was incredible I totally believed all of it
00:31:02believed what?
00:31:03the act what you said
00:31:04all those things you love about me
00:31:05yeah
00:31:06right
00:31:07as a reward for an award winning performance
00:31:09I have a surprise for you
00:31:11surprise?
00:31:12so this is the surprise
00:31:19is everything okay with the baby?
00:31:22I'm sorry to keep you two waiting
00:31:24my last appointment ran over
00:31:26Mr. and Mrs.
00:31:29no we're not married
00:31:30I'm Kelsey and this is uh
00:31:32my boyfriend Ben
00:31:33yum love
00:31:35well you two
00:31:36are you ready to see your baby?
00:31:39right now?
00:31:42Ben are you crying?
00:31:59it's not unusual for fathers to become emotional
00:32:02no I know it's just
00:32:04that's like really sweet
00:32:07and that
00:32:11is your baby's heartbeat
00:32:15wow no way
00:32:18would you like to know
00:32:19if you have a little baby boy
00:32:20or a little baby girl?
00:32:26I think we want it to be a surprise
00:32:28then we're all set
00:32:30we keep you posted
00:32:32on the results of your blood work
00:32:33I'm sure you two gonna be great parents
00:32:36it's rare to see two parents
00:32:39as in love with the two of you
00:32:40well um
00:32:49this is me
00:32:52um
00:32:53I'll call you for the next appointment
00:32:56should be in about a month
00:32:57but there's no reason for us to hang out or anything
00:33:00unless something goes wrong
00:33:01wait
00:33:05we can't just not hang out
00:33:08if we're dating
00:33:09fake dating
00:33:10then
00:33:11yeah but
00:33:12it's gotta look real
00:33:13my grandma told me she has like eyes
00:33:16all over this place
00:33:17I mean I guess that's true
00:33:20after all
00:33:22you are my fake girlfriend
00:33:23so I should at least be a good fake boyfriend
00:33:26I'm gonna take you on a few fake dates
00:33:28what do you think?
00:33:32what kind of fake dates?
00:33:35I don't know
00:33:36just like do the stuff
00:33:37in the movies
00:33:38that people don't really do in real life
00:33:40sure
00:33:41I mean
00:33:41what kind of fake girlfriend would I be
00:33:43if I said no?
00:33:44I don't know
00:33:45I don't know
00:33:46I don't know
00:33:47I don't know
00:33:48I don't know
00:33:49I don't know
00:33:50I don't know
00:33:51I don't know
00:33:52I don't know
00:33:53I don't know
00:33:54I don't know
00:33:55I don't know
00:33:56I don't know
00:33:57I don't know
00:33:58I don't know
00:33:59I don't know
00:34:00I don't know
00:34:01I don't know
00:34:02I don't know
00:34:03I don't know
00:34:04I don't know
00:34:05I don't know
00:34:06I don't know
00:34:07I don't know
00:34:08I don't know
00:34:09I don't know
00:34:10I don't know
00:34:11I don't know
00:34:12You are cordially invited to a bespoke dinner with a brother of the Sigma fraternity at 7 p.m.
00:34:28Formal and tired and encouraged.
00:34:35Ugh, I only have an hour to get ready?
00:34:37I don't even know if my dresses fit me anymore.
00:34:42Ah, our special guest for the evening.
00:34:54Welcome in, madame.
00:34:59Right this way.
00:35:12You did this all for me?
00:35:20You did this all for me?
00:35:22You're my girlfriend.
00:35:23I mean, my fake girlfriend.
00:35:25And I knew we'd been saving for the baby.
00:35:27And I couldn't really afford to take you to a nice restaurant, so...
00:35:31I thought I'd make one.
00:35:31That's, like, the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
00:35:37Don't thank me yet.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:41Good evening, gentle man and gentle woman.
00:35:44May I interest you in tonight's special?
00:35:46It's also our only thing on our very limited head.
00:35:50Or two specials, please.
00:35:52Got you.
00:35:52Two of our finest instant ramens on the house.
00:36:00Bon appetit, lovebirds.
00:36:01Thank you, sir.
00:36:02Thanks.
00:36:05Sorry, we're kind of on a budget right now.
00:36:08No, this is perfect.
00:36:10I love it.
00:36:21Oh, let's dance.
00:36:25I don't know.
00:36:27Why not?
00:36:28I wasn't exactly the most graceful before the pregnancy.
00:36:31And, you know, like, my feet are swollen and I just feel off balance.
00:36:36And, you know, like, where I'm all...
00:36:38It counts.
00:36:39You're perfect.
00:36:42Really.
00:36:46Now have this dance with me.
00:36:57What is it?
00:37:00Nothing.
00:37:01I just...
00:37:03Ow!
00:37:05You okay?
00:37:09What's wrong?
00:37:11Yeah, the baby just, like, kicked.
00:37:15You want to feel it?
00:37:16Yeah.
00:37:17Yeah.
00:37:22I don't feel anything.
00:37:23Oh, my God.
00:37:28Wow.
00:37:30That's amazing.
00:37:32Kelsey.
00:37:33You're amazing.
00:37:35You're pretty by yourself.
00:37:37Wait, I, um...
00:37:39I thought this was supposed to be fake.
00:37:43It doesn't feel fake, does it?
00:37:44No, it doesn't.
00:37:46I don't feel free.
00:38:00Oh, my God.
00:38:04Oh, my God.
00:38:06I have to.
00:38:06I have to.
00:38:07I have to.
00:38:08Oh, my God.
00:38:09I have to.
00:38:09wait wait what should we be doing this can't just hurt the baby
00:38:19aww Ben that's so sweet but no it won't hurt the baby
00:38:25are you sure?
00:38:26positive
00:38:27breakfast is served
00:38:43something wrong?
00:38:51no I just
00:38:53I thought you left again
00:38:58what?
00:39:01no first of all I wouldn't do that
00:39:03second of all this is my room I don't have many other places to go
00:39:08yeah I know I just
00:39:11I panicked
00:39:15I'm not going anywhere
00:39:18but I am gonna steal some of these eggs from you
00:39:22so um should we like talk about where it's now?
00:39:34what about it?
00:39:38Kelsey this is Dr. Gordon
00:39:41hi is everything okay?
00:39:45it's more than okay
00:39:46I just wanted to let you know that your blood work came back
00:39:50well Kelsey you're having twins
00:39:53you're having twins
00:39:57two babies
00:40:00Kelsey
00:40:01are you there?
00:40:05hello
00:40:06yeah sorry
00:40:07Kelsey's a bit shook up right now
00:40:09are you sure?
00:40:11positive
00:40:12it's very common actually
00:40:14one heartbeat
00:40:15mask the other
00:40:16but there's two of them in there
00:40:19no doubt about it
00:40:20thanks
00:40:22you're welcome
00:40:23okay
00:40:26don't panic
00:40:28nothing's changed
00:40:29just
00:40:30double?
00:40:32double of everything?
00:40:34I'm gonna be huge
00:40:35oh my god how am I gonna hide this from my grandma
00:40:38she was gonna find out eventually
00:40:40so let's just wait until the babies are here
00:40:44and then we can figure out a way to break it to her
00:40:46I can't believe this
00:40:48I mean I'm 21
00:40:49I can't I can't have two babies
00:40:51and alone
00:40:55you're not alone
00:40:56I'm here
00:40:58I mean single
00:41:01but unmarried
00:41:02we're not married yet
00:41:03but
00:41:05that way
00:41:07I can't really put it into words
00:41:08I see you show you
00:41:10okay
00:41:18remember how you told me you were so afraid of breaking your grandma's rules
00:41:21yeah
00:41:22well I used to be afraid of breaking the rules too
00:41:24I was so afraid of what people would think of me
00:41:28if I wasn't this crazy fun party guy that everyone expected me to be
00:41:31but then I met you
00:41:33you just had this energy about you that I was so drawn to from the moment you crashed into me
00:41:44then I heard you thought I was just a one-night stand
00:41:48that's because you left
00:41:49I left because I thought that's what you wanted
00:41:53I was sending you messages but you never reached back out
00:41:56you were just so mad at me
00:41:58Ben
00:41:58you matched with my best friend on some app
00:42:01what girl wouldn't be mad
00:42:02no I didn't
00:42:06oh my god
00:42:08that was Hunter messing around on my phone
00:42:11I swear I deleted everything as soon as he did that
00:42:14I figured if I couldn't have you
00:42:16I'd just cruise through senior year doing the same shit I've been doing
00:42:19I don't really want that anymore
00:42:22I want you
00:42:28okay
00:42:29what do we do now then
00:42:31I would like to ask you to be my girlfriend
00:42:34my real girlfriend
00:42:37yeah it's called a toga
00:42:42it's super breathable
00:42:44for like you know down there
00:42:46I love this song
00:42:48you want to dance
00:42:50no I'm okay
00:42:51come on
00:42:53no I'm seriously I'm like waiting for someone
00:42:56well I'm here
00:42:57but he's not
00:42:59finders keepers am I right
00:43:01that rule only applies to objects not people
00:43:03come on
00:43:04come on
00:43:05you lost me
00:43:06come on
00:43:07hey my core
00:43:08why should I
00:43:10because you said so
00:43:12and this
00:43:14and this
00:43:19what the fuck
00:43:25whatever man
00:43:27you okay
00:43:30you okay
00:43:31yeah I just
00:43:32I didn't know you could do that
00:43:34there's a lot of things you didn't know I could do Kelly Barrington
00:43:37alright listen up you bunch of degenerates
00:43:48you all come to my house every week and party
00:43:51drink my booze
00:43:52throw up in my toilets
00:43:53just indulge me for one moment please
00:43:56thanks dude
00:44:01what are you wearing
00:44:02it's called a hat
00:44:03nevermind
00:44:04just
00:44:05alright
00:44:10I'd like to dedicate this song to my girlfriend
00:44:13Kelsey Barrington
00:44:14wonderful
00:44:15I'm
00:44:16I'm
00:44:17I'm
00:44:18here
00:44:19I'm
00:44:20am
00:44:21I'm
00:44:22here
00:44:23see
00:44:24me
00:44:25I'm
00:44:26in
00:44:33to
00:44:44Okay, can we get some real music back in here?
00:44:51Wait, you're not even supposed to be here. Ben banned you.
00:44:59He didn't mean it, right Ben?
00:45:01Yeah, I meant it.
00:45:14Twins?
00:45:18Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Dean Barrington.
00:45:21It's alright, Mary. Just try not to walk and text at the same time, alright?
00:45:26Copy that. I was actually talking to Kelsey. Congratulations.
00:45:32What exactly?
00:45:34You're gonna be a great grandma, duh!
00:45:36To twins.
00:45:38Not that you look like a great grandma or anything.
00:45:41Definitely a Gigi Milf. A great grandma I'd like to, you know.
00:45:46Right. And, uh, Kelsey told you there's good news?
00:45:50Oh yeah, she's not gonna tell her family without telling me.
00:45:54Indeed.
00:45:55Will you please excuse me?
00:45:58Bye, Gigi Ma.
00:46:01Twins? That's definitely against the rules.
00:46:05Okay, you ready?
00:46:11Almost.
00:46:13I'm trying to zip up my pants.
00:46:15I think I'm starting to get a dad bod.
00:46:17Okay, well, hurry up. My grandma doesn't like it when I'm late.
00:46:19Well, she wouldn't really like it that I'm pregnant,
00:46:21but tonight is not the night that she's finding out about that.
00:46:24Hopefully.
00:46:28Okay, stud. Go off.
00:46:30Why, thank you.
00:46:32Tonight I'm wearing a Barrington original jacket.
00:46:34House of Long pants with Fruit of the Lou underwear.
00:46:41Okay, this is like a really big deal, okay?
00:46:44My grandmother never lets anyone come over for Christmas dinner
00:46:47except my mom and I.
00:46:48And that wasn't even until I was like 15.
00:46:51Fifteen.
00:46:56Well, I'm so honored.
00:47:00I have to run back to the house.
00:47:01I'm gonna have to meet you there, okay?
00:47:03Don't go standing under any mistletoe without me.
00:47:08That was weird.
00:47:18Okay.
00:47:22You got this, Ben.
00:47:24All you gotta do is ask.
00:47:26The rest is up to her.
00:47:28The worst you could say is no, right?
00:47:35There you are.
00:47:36I've been looking all over for you.
00:47:38Skye, I don't have time for this.
00:47:39I'm on my way to see Kelsey right now.
00:47:42I won't keep you, but...
00:47:44I just thought you should know.
00:47:47You've got more than one baby mama.
00:47:52That's not even possible.
00:47:54Do the math, dummy.
00:47:56We last rubbed elbows right before you met Kelsey.
00:48:00I'm about as far along as she is.
00:48:02You're not even showing.
00:48:03Because I'm genetically gifted.
00:48:05Our baby is going to be so hot.
00:48:08Much hotter than Kelsey's.
00:48:10No.
00:48:11It's just not one of your stupid tricks.
00:48:14Believe what you want, Popa.
00:48:16But this baby is yours, so...
00:48:19What are you going to do about it?
00:48:25I'm so glad that you were able to join us, Sandra Darling.
00:48:30Mom, I wouldn't miss Christmas for anything in the world.
00:48:33You know that.
00:48:34But also, where's this new beau of yours, Kels?
00:48:38Yes, Kelsey.
00:48:39Is he even going to show?
00:48:45Hi.
00:48:46I'm so sorry I'm late.
00:48:48So kind of you to join us, Benjamin.
00:48:51I'm sorry.
00:48:53Oh, my goodness.
00:48:56I'm so sorry.
00:48:57You must be Kelsey's mother.
00:48:59It's so nice to meet you.
00:49:00Wow.
00:49:01You guys like a lot of luck.
00:49:03But flattery will get you nowhere with me.
00:49:07Just kidding.
00:49:09Just kidding.
00:49:10Actually, flattery will get you very far with me.
00:49:13Especially from such a good-looking young man as yourself.
00:49:16Oh, oh.
00:49:18Mom?
00:49:19Right.
00:49:20Best behavior.
00:49:25So, what happened?
00:49:29And don't lie to me.
00:49:31I'll tell you later.
00:49:32Okay.
00:49:40Sorry, I came from a quick study session.
00:49:43Um, is it okay if I use restroom?
00:49:46Of course.
00:49:56A ring?
00:49:57It's okay.
00:49:58It's okay.
00:49:59It's okay.
00:50:00So, Kelsey.
00:50:01I happened to run into, uh, your little friend.
00:50:04Uh, rather, she ran into me, um, merely.
00:50:07Oh.
00:50:08Yeah.
00:50:10I haven't really seen her in a long time, you know.
00:50:12Exams.
00:50:14Oh.
00:50:15That explains why she was so eager to chat with me.
00:50:18Such a talkative girl.
00:50:21Sorry, guys.
00:50:24What did I miss?
00:50:25I was just telling Kelsey how I had run into her friend, Miri, um, the other day.
00:50:31And, um, she is such a talkative girl.
00:50:34But, uh, she had some very strange news.
00:50:39Yeah, did she get her MCAT results back?
00:50:42I could never be a doctor.
00:50:44Oh, this, Marley.
00:50:46Well, you should get over your squeamishness before you become a father, Mr. Lawson.
00:50:56Mom, come on.
00:50:57Don't pressure them into starting a family yet.
00:50:59They're not even married, much less engaged.
00:51:02Take it for me, kids.
00:51:04Do not get pregnant until you're truly ready.
00:51:07Sage advice.
00:51:09A shame that, uh, they didn't follow it, or my rules.
00:51:13What are you talking about, Mom?
00:51:16Kelsey, what is she talking about?
00:51:19Mom, I'm...
00:51:21I'm really sorry.
00:51:22I, um...
00:51:24We didn't plan it, obviously.
00:51:25It was, it was an accident.
00:51:27Um...
00:51:31A happy accident.
00:51:33Couldn't have been any happier.
00:51:36Not only is she pregnant...
00:51:38But, Kelsey, why don't you tell your mother how many babies you are expecting?
00:51:44Two.
00:51:46A what?
00:51:47Two babies.
00:51:48Twins.
00:51:49Two blessings.
00:51:50You're not even taking this seriously at all, are you, young man?
00:51:53Mom.
00:51:54No, I'm serious, Kels.
00:51:55You know how hard it was on me, being pregnant so young.
00:51:58To raise me?
00:51:59Geez.
00:52:00Wow.
00:52:01I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was such a burden.
00:52:03I am taking this seriously, Ms. Barrington.
00:52:05Then prove it.
00:52:06Prove it to my daughter, because God knows her father sure as hell didn't take it seriously.
00:52:12I'm sorry, how do you want me to prove that to you?
00:52:15I will offer you $100,000 if you get up right now.
00:52:21Excuse me?
00:52:22I will offer you $100,000 to get up, leave, and never talk to my granddaughter again.
00:52:35How does that solve anything?
00:52:38I grew up without a dad, and now you want my kids to grow up without one?
00:52:42No father is better than one that's going to leave later.
00:52:45Your mother and I did just fine with no husbands.
00:52:49Yeah, right, fine.
00:52:51Wait, you have a problem with how I raised you?
00:52:56Maybe I do, okay?
00:52:58Maybe it would have been nice to have a father, or just any family at all.
00:53:03Grandma couldn't even look at me until she realized that I was smart enough to get into Claremore.
00:53:08Enough!
00:53:10Let Ben answer.
00:53:13Are you going to get up and leave for the money?
00:53:17No.
00:53:19That's it.
00:53:21I've said no.
00:53:22What else do you want?
00:53:24I don't know.
00:53:28Defend me.
00:53:31Defend yourself.
00:53:33I don't have anything else to say.
00:53:40Are you sure you're going to keep them?
00:53:43Yeah, of course, Mom.
00:53:45Sorry to disappoint you.
00:53:46I'm not mad or disappointed, Kels.
00:53:48I just want it better for you.
00:53:50You know, a fairytale ending.
00:53:51Not some guy.
00:53:53Ben is not some guy.
00:53:55He's just...
00:53:56He's got a lot on his mind right now, okay?
00:53:59So...
00:54:02Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find him and we're going to leave.
00:54:05She'll give me the money?
00:54:06She'll give me the money?
00:54:07She'll give me the money?
00:54:08I'll take the $100,000, but you have to agree to my terms, okay?
00:54:22You have to agree to my terms, okay?
00:54:31Kelsa's going to stay in school.
00:54:33She gets to participate in the fashion show.
00:54:36And she's going to graduate.
00:54:37You are going to stay out of her way.
00:54:41She's going to live her life, by her own rules, exactly the way she wants it.
00:54:47Who do I make the check out to?
00:54:49I'm so sorry for everything that happened.
00:54:59It's my fault.
00:55:01No, don't say that.
00:55:02I mean, it was going to come out eventually.
00:55:06What an absolute piece of shit.
00:55:08I wish I could kick his ass.
00:55:10Yeah, me too.
00:55:12But my mom was right.
00:55:15I'd rather have my kids not have a father than one that would just take the money and run.
00:55:20Save it, Hunter. I'm just here to get the rest of my stuff.
00:55:25Um, okay, but Ben left this for you.
00:55:29What is it?
00:55:32Uh, I'm not sure, to be honest.
00:55:39What's it say?
00:55:42Um, nothing. I just want some time alone, so I'll, uh, I'll catch you later.
00:55:50Ugh.
00:55:52We knew your best friend was such an asshole.
00:55:54Word. Well, since she asked for some space.
00:55:58You want to go make out?
00:56:05I was never faking it. I'm sorry.
00:56:20Kelsey! There you are.
00:56:23Guess Ben played both of us, huh?
00:56:28Ben never played you. He was being honest.
00:56:31He just didn't want to be with you, Sky.
00:56:33So you're defending him? Even after he left?
00:56:36I heard he took all of his shit overnight.
00:56:41Didn't even say goodbye to Hunter.
00:56:43Look, he has his reasons.
00:56:46I think.
00:56:48Yeah.
00:56:50I'll show you the reason.
00:56:55Ben is just another deadbeat daddy.
00:56:59Knocking girls up and leaving them with the mess he made.
00:57:02This isn't real.
00:57:07It's very real, Kelsey.
00:57:10Face it. You're not special.
00:57:13You know what? Just stop.
00:57:14You're just another notch on his bedpost.
00:57:18Just.
00:57:19Like.
00:57:20Me.
00:57:21Me.
00:57:22Hey!
00:57:36Okay.
00:57:38I cannot wait to show you everything I got for you.
00:57:42Look at this. Look how cute this is.
00:57:44It's a little changing table.
00:57:45That's the crib and that's where you're going to put all the little dirty diapers.
00:57:49and then look at all the little stuffed toys we've got the little clothes here I
00:57:54can't wait for you and the babies to move in after graduation baby girl I
00:57:58know I've been hard on you Kells but I want you to know I am so proud of all
00:58:03your hard work
00:58:19wow Skye you look so good for being you know for what for being like six months pregnant
00:58:39oh I'm not pregnant
00:58:41that was just a lie I told Ben to stop whatever was going on
00:58:48with that loser Kelsey
00:58:52isn't that kind of fucked up whatever
00:59:00I can't believe that absolute bitch what are we gonna do what do you mean we have
00:59:08to get Ben and Kelsey back together Doug oh Ben I miss that guy talked to him
00:59:14since he left
00:59:18no
00:59:20boys are so dumb
00:59:22okay here's the plan have you ever seen the pear trap yeah with Lindsay Lohan and
00:59:28her twin
00:59:30yeah but she's not actually a twin
00:59:33nevermind the point is we have to get them in the same room without them knowing
00:59:39oh okay I still don't understand
00:59:46call Ben now
00:59:48okay where are you going
00:59:50I have a party to plan
00:59:52I'm so excited that we're grabbing brunch
00:59:57it's like old times minus the mimosas I mean I'm gonna have a mimosa but you should not
01:00:05I know I'm really excited that we're hanging out too although I was thinking I should really
01:00:11get back to work
01:00:12girl you need to relax and let loose a little bit you're gonna be a mommy soon
01:00:18speaking of which
01:00:37what a baby shower you did this all for me well I've had some help my baby's having babies
01:00:46mom you didn't have to do that
01:00:49sweetie of course I did I'm so sorry about how I reacted when you first told me you were pregnant
01:00:53I am so so happy for you okay come on let's get this fun started
01:01:03ow stupid thing
01:01:18don't mind if I do
01:01:23dude this place has got the tastiest waffles
01:01:32trust me bro
01:01:33it's really good to see you man but
01:01:36I'm probably just gonna get back to work
01:01:38gotta loosen up man
01:01:40let's get some mimosas in you
01:01:42I'm not really drinking anymore
01:01:43who are you and what have you done with my Ben
01:01:47so
01:01:50this one is from your grandmother
01:01:52she got me something
01:01:55the woman who paid my boyfriend to leave my pregnant ass
01:01:59don't complain
01:02:01she didn't get me a damn thing
01:02:03all of that wealth and she got me a weird old blanket
01:02:11and just one
01:02:12she doesn't know I'm having twins right
01:02:14I told you she's not really good at gift giving
01:02:18take it back
01:02:20okay so there's just one more present
01:02:23Ben what are you doing here
01:02:39I don't know Hunter
01:02:41well I brought you here because sky's lying
01:02:46she was never pregnant
01:02:47she just made that up to break you guys up
01:02:49it doesn't matter
01:02:51you still left
01:02:53I left because I was ashamed
01:02:55I failed you
01:02:57I failed us
01:02:58I failed our kids
01:02:59I figured the hundred thousand dollars would do more for you than I ever could
01:03:03you thought I wanted the money more than you
01:03:06no I didn't think you wanted the money
01:03:08I just thought you wanted the security
01:03:09I leveraged the check from your grandma
01:03:12in exchange for you to finish school
01:03:14and participate in the fashion show
01:03:16that was the deal
01:03:17so you're saying you left for me
01:03:20yeah
01:03:20I had to leave for you
01:03:22or else sky would have just been waving her baby around in your face
01:03:25her fake baby
01:03:27but if it was real
01:03:30I would have sent money
01:03:30I would have loved it too
01:03:32loved it enough to stay away
01:03:35not ruin his life like I ruined yours
01:03:37you didn't ruin my life
01:03:39you leaving without a trace
01:03:42no phone call or anything
01:03:44that ruined my life
01:03:46sorry
01:03:49I didn't mean to hurt you
01:03:51well you did
01:03:53I love you Kelsey
01:03:57I did then
01:03:59and I do right now
01:04:00I never stopped loving you
01:04:05I just stopped loving myself
01:04:07I promise you
01:04:09I will never leave your side ever again
01:04:11please take me back
01:04:14please Kelsey
01:04:18I'm sorry Ben
01:04:26I am
01:04:33I understand everything that you're going through
01:04:36and why you did what you did
01:04:38Sky was terrible
01:04:40for lying to you like that
01:04:42but
01:04:43I can't
01:04:45I can't do this again
01:04:49and I have to do what's best for me and the babies
01:04:54and that means not being with you
01:04:58I mean
01:05:00we can be
01:05:03co-parents and friends
01:05:05but
01:05:06we can't be together
01:05:08I hope you understand
01:05:11I do
01:05:16time for plan B
01:05:19so where are we going?
01:05:25it's spring break
01:05:26and you're about to pop
01:05:27you need to unwind
01:05:29okay well the last time you told me to let loose
01:05:32resulted in this
01:05:33show
01:05:33well
01:05:35you can't get any more pregnant than you already are
01:05:37I think
01:05:39aren't you going to med school?
01:05:41shouldn't you like know this?
01:05:42I miss that day
01:05:43nothing like being in the woods with your best bros
01:05:57yeah man
01:05:58it's nice to get away from it all
01:06:00who's that?
01:06:11dude
01:06:12you said it was going to be bros weekend
01:06:14bros
01:06:16and hoes
01:06:18Kelsey is not my hoe
01:06:20I mean
01:06:20girlfriend man
01:06:21she's a lovely woman dude
01:06:23she's carrying my kids
01:06:23why is she here?
01:06:35no
01:06:35uh-uh
01:06:36I'm not spending a week
01:06:37in the woods with Ben
01:06:38I'm pregnant
01:06:43hormonal
01:06:44and still a little mad
01:06:45at Ben
01:06:45there's no way
01:06:47I can spend an entire week with him
01:06:48okay
01:06:50well then
01:06:50what are you going to do about it mama?
01:06:53you're already here
01:06:54in the woods
01:06:54a thousand miles from campus
01:06:56we're like 20 miles away tops
01:06:59okay well
01:07:00I'm not driving you back
01:07:01so
01:07:02you're stuck here at Barrington
01:07:04with me
01:07:05and Ben
01:07:05I think the plan's going great
01:07:15plan?
01:07:18what plan?
01:07:24guys
01:07:24you're trying to get us back together?
01:07:27no
01:07:27not at all
01:07:29my whole body hurts
01:07:51here's a tip
01:07:54never get pregnant
01:07:56okay
01:07:56where are um
01:07:59Hunter and Mary went on a hike
01:08:01you didn't want to go?
01:08:04I wanted to be here with you
01:08:05Ben
01:08:07look I know your idea of relaxing vacation
01:08:09isn't hanging out with me here for a week
01:08:11and
01:08:12I don't blame you
01:08:14after what I did to you
01:08:16you know
01:08:16I don't hate you Ben
01:08:18and especially when you make me deep
01:08:21well if you want me to fuck off
01:08:24and leave you alone
01:08:25just
01:08:26let me know
01:08:27but if you want company
01:08:30while Hunter and Mary do
01:08:32whatever it is they do
01:08:33I can show you around
01:08:34I grew up in these woods practically
01:08:38I plan on taking our kids here one day
01:08:41how do you do that?
01:08:44do it
01:08:45make it impossible for me
01:08:48to be mad at you forever
01:08:50I'm surprised the tub didn't overflow
01:09:13excuse me
01:09:15I said
01:09:16I didn't know cows could swim
01:09:18mooo
01:09:20ha ha
01:09:30she's pregnant asshole
01:09:32do you want to say that again to the mother of my children?
01:09:34Jesus Ben chill
01:09:36you used to be cool man
01:09:38you're a legend
01:09:39what is wrong with you?
01:09:41oh
01:09:43you okay?
01:09:45you okay?
01:09:46you know I should tell you that violence is never the answer
01:09:49but
01:09:50he's kinda cute
01:09:51you're going macho over our family
01:09:55family huh?
01:09:56you know
01:09:57ha ha ha ha
01:09:58ha ha ha ha
01:10:00ha ha ha ha
01:10:04Here we go
01:10:06here we go
01:10:08Kels, I know I fucked up.
01:10:38Everything I've done was for you.
01:10:41I just didn't go about it the right way.
01:10:43If you give me another chance, I promise I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
01:10:53Oh, really?
01:10:59I swear I'll have Hunter and Mary as my witness.
01:11:04You know, they make a really cute couple.
01:11:07So do we.
01:11:11So, how are you planning on making this up to me?
01:11:15Well, let's start by doing this.
01:11:19Oh my god, you're going to drop me.
01:11:23I like your work ethic, Miss Miller. Working late during spring break?
01:11:39Thanks, Prof. Inspiration just suddenly hit me.
01:11:43Well, keep it up. And I'm sure you'll receive a lot of offers at the Showcase next week.
01:11:51Maybe even more than our star Miss Barrington.
01:11:53Oh, I'm counting on it.
01:11:57I'll show that bitch.
01:12:01There is no way she can design a new collection in time for the Showcase.
01:12:07I'll be staying with my mom until I can find an apartment.
01:12:13And, you know, suppose I can have my old spot back in the house.
01:12:16That asshole with Chad took the second you left, bro. I'm sorry, man.
01:12:19I mean, you could, like, stay with me if you wanted to.
01:12:24Fair warning, I roll over like 700 times in the middle of the night.
01:12:28And I wake up with, like, really weird food cravings.
01:12:30Do you?
01:12:31And the baby kicks. Like, hard.
01:12:34Sounds perfect to me.
01:12:36Come to our end of the year fashion showcase.
01:12:45What's wrong?
01:12:46Skye.
01:12:50She stole my designs.
01:12:58What's wrong?
01:13:00All of my work, all of my designs, they're gone.
01:13:02Oh, my God. We gotta tell someone.
01:13:06Oh, my God.
01:13:10That's Marissa Elliot.
01:13:12This is just some of the work you'll see at the Showcase.
01:13:18This collection is from one of our most improved students, Skye Miller.
01:13:23And here's one of our most accomplished students, Kelsey Barrington.
01:13:29Despite her condition, Kelsey has managed to perform really well.
01:13:35Kelsey, do you have anything you want to show our guest before the big show?
01:13:41Um...
01:13:42Actually, it's gonna be a surprise.
01:13:44Kelsey really wanted to shock the audience.
01:13:47It'll be worth it. Trust me.
01:13:49I really hope so, Miss Barrington.
01:13:51I'm looking forward to seeing your work.
01:14:00What was that?
01:14:01Me saving your ass until we find a way to get your designs back.
01:14:04Skye can't get away with this, Kelsey.
01:14:06She already has.
01:14:09They all think that those are her designs.
01:14:15I mean, she's altered my designs and my dresses and...
01:14:18Look, even if I could get them back, I...
01:14:22Look, we can always go to the Dean.
01:14:25Look, we can always go to the Dean.
01:14:28No, absolutely not.
01:14:32It's over.
01:14:34Hey.
01:14:35That is not the Kelsey I know.
01:14:37The Kelsey I do know.
01:14:39She fights for herself.
01:14:41She pushes for what she wants.
01:14:43I mean...
01:14:50There's like...
01:14:52This one idea I had.
01:15:01But I would need like a lot of help to make it happen.
01:15:03And there's only 48 hours until the showcase.
01:15:08I just couldn't ask that of you guys.
01:15:10No offense, but you don't know how to sew.
01:15:16Kelsey.
01:15:17Yes.
01:15:18You can.
01:15:19I'm here to do whatever you want.
01:15:21Same.
01:15:22If I want to be a doctor, I have to learn how to sew anyway.
01:15:26Ditto.
01:15:27Whatever she said.
01:15:31You guys would like actually help me?
01:15:34Duh.
01:15:37Guys.
01:15:38Let's get to work.
01:15:40Put some fabric down.
01:15:50Put this down.
01:15:51And then you'll thread this.
01:15:52So go ahead and do that.
01:15:57Oh, see.
01:15:58There you go.
01:16:02Yeah, if we could have them at seven, that would be great.
01:16:05Perfect.
01:16:06Thank you so much.
01:16:07We did it, guys.
01:16:12I have my very own maternity collection.
01:16:16It's amazing, Kelsey.
01:16:18You crushed it.
01:16:20Seriously, I couldn't have done it without you guys.
01:16:24Anyone knew Hunter was so good at sewing.
01:16:25Yeah, no biggie.
01:16:26I used to help my mom all the time.
01:16:28Maybe I should have gone into fashion design instead of pre-law.
01:16:32I'm sorry, you're going into law?
01:16:34Yeah, Harvard.
01:16:36Why? What did you guys think I was studying?
01:16:38Honestly, I really had no idea.
01:16:40No idea.
01:16:41Well, what are we waiting for?
01:16:42Let's get you ready for your big night.
01:16:43Let's get you ready for your big night.
01:16:45This was Skye Miller with Skye High Designs.
01:16:57This was Skye Miller with Skye High Designs.
01:17:11More like Skye High Designs.
01:17:15I'm here to defend my client, Kelsey Elizabeth.
01:17:26From copyright infringement for one Ms. Skye Miller.
01:17:33This picture, conclusively dated from August of last year, shows my client wearing a dress
01:17:42of her design months before Skye even started working on her collection.
01:17:47Ms. Miller, is this true?
01:17:49No! Yes, I don't know. Please, don't fail me.
01:17:55This is so gonna go viral!
01:18:02Hey, let go!
01:18:05Now that that's done, I'd like to invite my client to showcase her collection that she designed
01:18:11in the aftermath of the plagiarism by Ms. Skye.
01:18:15Also, I love my girlfriend. Bye.
01:18:22Alright, um, sorry about that mix-up.
01:18:27Next we have Kelsey Barrington with...
01:18:30Actually, I don't know what Kelsey is going to show us tonight. Kelsey?
01:18:36Okay, Kelsey. You got this. You may be almost nine months pregnant, but...
01:18:42I got this.
01:18:45Hey, hey, what's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
01:18:50What's wrong?
01:18:51I think I just had a contraction.
01:18:55A contraction?!
01:18:59We need to go to the hospital!
01:19:01Hey, no, I'm... It just pulls the alarm.
01:19:04I know. I don't know. It's just false alarm.
01:19:08You're fine?
01:19:09Mm-hmm.
01:19:10Are you sure you can do this right now?
01:19:12Yeah, I can.
01:19:26Um, first off, I wanted to thank all of my friends for being so supportive for when my designs were stolen.
01:19:34I really couldn't have done this without them.
01:19:36But losing my collection made me realize something.
01:19:41Shouldn't maternity wear look at two?
01:19:44Because, I mean, I wouldn't have been able to fit into a single one of those dresses that Scott showed you because, well, I'm kind of pregnant.
01:19:54So, my collection is dedicated to making sure that pregnant women feel their absolute best.
01:20:02Because, well, nobody should feel frumpy when they're going through the absolute most beautiful and wonderful phase of their life.
01:20:14Motherhood is not something to be ashamed of or hide from.
01:20:19It's something to celebrate.
01:20:21All right. So, please give it up for my models.
01:20:34I take it back. Pregnant chicks are hot.
01:20:36And that is my presentation. Thank you.
01:20:38Pregnant chicks are hot.
01:20:39I think my water just broke.
01:20:47Oh!
01:20:50Hey. What's going on?
01:20:52I think I...
01:20:53I think my water just broke.
01:21:01Excuse me. I'm so sorry.
01:21:02I'm looking for my daughter Kelsey Barrington.
01:21:04Is she okay?
01:21:07Fastest delivery ever.
01:21:09A perfectly healthy pair of twins.
01:21:11One boy, one girl.
01:21:14What about Kelsey?
01:21:19Couldn't be better.
01:21:21I've never seen such a supportive partner either.
01:21:25Ben was with her every step of the way.
01:21:32Grandma?
01:21:37You're precious.
01:21:39I'll go get these two changed.
01:21:41Come on.
01:21:42Come on.
01:21:43I saw your show last night.
01:21:47I saw your show last night.
01:21:50I saw your show last night.
01:21:53I saw your show last night.
01:21:56I saw your show last night.
01:22:01They're impressive.
01:22:04And I can assure you that Skye will be dealt with.
01:22:08You actually came?
01:22:11Well, how could I miss my granddaughter's big moment?
01:22:16I just thought because I broke the rules that...
01:22:22Oh, fuck the rules.
01:22:26Pardon my language.
01:22:29How all those rules did was stop me from having a real relationship with my family.
01:22:39And, uh...
01:22:42That's what I want the most, you know?
01:22:45So...
01:22:46You're not ashamed of me?
01:22:48Because I was pregnant?
01:22:50Ashamed?
01:22:51No.
01:22:52A wife's woman once told me to stop caring about what people think.
01:23:01I used to love knitting.
01:23:03I wasn't very good.
01:23:05And when your mother got pregnant, I made a little something for the baby.
01:23:13But I never gave it to her.
01:23:17My vanity got in the way.
01:23:20The blanket.
01:23:22That...
01:23:23That's why you gave it to me.
01:23:27After all these years, I wanted you to have it.
01:23:31It's not very fantasy or very good, but, um...
01:23:36It's a symbol of how much you mean to me.
01:23:40And how much your babies mean to me.
01:23:44And, um...
01:23:47I made another one for the boy.
01:23:54I love them, Grandma.
01:23:56Oh, thank you.
01:23:58Kels?
01:23:59You have another visitor.
01:24:15Hello, Kelsian.
01:24:21I mean...
01:24:22Marceliong, you...
01:24:24You're my hero.
01:24:26And...
01:24:27You're mine.
01:24:28After last night.
01:24:29The way you and your friends stood up to that girl and...
01:24:34Your collection.
01:24:35It really spoke to me.
01:24:38I'm a working mom too, and I never even thought to design something pregnant women could wear
01:24:44and feel proud of.
01:24:46So...
01:24:47When your grandma told me that you delivered right after the show,
01:24:52I had to come and pay the young mama a visit and give you this.
01:25:00I want you to take the next few months some much-deserved rest at home with your babies.
01:25:06And then I want you to call and work for me.
01:25:09Wait, you really mean it?
01:25:10Absolutely.
01:25:11I want you to design a maternity line for the house of Leanne.
01:25:12If you're interested.
01:25:13She's interested.
01:25:14Great.
01:25:15I look forward to hearing her in Kelsey.
01:25:18Oh, my God.
01:25:19Oh, my God.
01:25:20Oh, my God.
01:25:21Oh, my God.
01:25:22Hey, dude and gal.
01:25:23Looks like mommy's gonna be a big fashion designer just like I always knew.
01:25:24But there's one thing she needs to do first.
01:25:26Congratulations, Isabella.
01:25:30Great.
01:25:31I look forward to hearing her in Kelsey.
01:25:35Oh, my God.
01:25:36Oh, my God.
01:25:37Hey, dude and gal.
01:25:38Looks like mommy's gonna be a big fashion designer just like I always knew.
01:25:41But there's one thing she needs to do first.
01:25:44Congratulations, Isabella.
01:25:49The next name that I'm gonna read makes me very proud.
01:26:01Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington.
01:26:10Congratulations.
01:26:12There you go.
01:26:16Dude, I found it.
01:26:18It was in your old bedroom.
01:26:21Oh, my God.
01:26:23Dude, I owe you.
01:26:32Aww.
01:26:33I'm so proud of you.
01:26:38Benjamin Lawrence Lawson.
01:26:41Come to the stage.
01:26:43But I didn't finish my degree.
01:26:47Grandma works in mysterious ways.
01:26:49I heard she even breaks the rules sometimes.
01:26:59All right, Benjamin.
01:27:01You may have to finish a few classes during the summer, but I wanted you to have this moment.
01:27:12Grandma.
01:27:13Just call me Grandma.
01:27:14And hurry up and marry my granddaughter, will you?
01:27:17Skye Miller.
01:27:22You are not graduating.
01:27:25You can't do this.
01:27:26Oh, yes, I think I can.
01:27:41Passant to Chapter 32, Section B, Row 2.
01:27:44Plagiarism can not only result in the failure of a class, but also expulsion or suspension
01:27:48to the dean's discretion.
01:27:49Basically, if you fuck around, you find out.
01:27:50Thank you, Hunter.
01:27:51So this dean has decided that you are not going to get a degree from this college.
01:27:58And that brings us to the 2024-2025 closing of the academic year.
01:28:04Congratulations, you are all graduates of Claremore College.
01:28:25Except for Skye.
01:28:27Except Skye.
01:28:29Congratulations!
01:28:30Hey, Mom, where are the...
01:28:43Kelsey, I know getting pregnant and marrying me was not a part of the plan.
01:28:51And it has not been easy.
01:28:54And there's been a lot of ups and downs.
01:28:57There's been a lot of ups.
01:28:58I've been carrying on.
01:28:59Yeah, that's a lot.
01:29:00I've been carrying on.
01:29:01Oh, yeah!
01:29:02What, yeah?
01:29:03What, yeah?
01:29:04Oh, yeah.
01:29:05That's all I've done.
01:29:06I'm not doing.
01:29:07Okay?
01:29:08What, yeah?
01:29:10Yeah, that's all I've done.
01:29:11You know what?
01:29:12You know?
01:29:13Yeah, that's all I've done.
01:29:14What he did.
01:29:15You know?
01:29:16It's all I've done, yeah.
01:29:17Everybody, you know.
01:29:19We got there.
01:29:21On, you know…
01:29:22how hay that, I mean.
01:29:23You know, so I knew why.
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