00:00I'm a married man with a kid, but I'll tell you this right now.
00:03If I've learned anything in five years of being married is we're always working on me.
00:09I just think to myself, like, what could my wife complain about?
00:12I fucking crush everything.
00:13I pick up after myself.
00:15I like to think I'm a good dad.
00:16I work my ass off and make a great fucking living.
00:18Crush all of that.
00:21All she has on me is who I am as a person.
00:26My daughter has yet to meet the real me.
00:29She's seen glimpses of me like, whoa, daddy almost snapped his phone in half.
00:35I feel like I can be brave tonight and share this with you.
00:40Robot sex dogs, they're going to fuck us into extinction.
00:43Stephen Hawking, you never did anything positive to say.
00:46The Me Too movement, white male privileged hipsters.
00:48I'm a male feminist.
00:51By the way, this is going to be my last show ever.
00:53By the time this fucking thing comes out.
00:59Of course.
01:00I'm the attendee.
01:01The Me Too.
01:02The Me Too.
01:02The Me Too.
01:03I'm a 거.
01:08You never did anything about me.
01:09I feel like I was actually sad.
01:10But there's a woman 느낌 that doesn't surprise you with.
01:12Iquerque City.
01:12Iqую City.
01:13And ya Model畫.
01:15I mean movie.
01:16I coexist.
01:17Is that a communist neutral country?
01:18Absolutely.
01:19Me encontrar?
01:20I listen to the 21st century.
01:21Men, I know it's like.
01:23I know it's like a virgins with me.
01:24But I was even where I hate this from.
01:25G�동ando Mon width.
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